#its fckn 4am

[metamorphiacreations]

I Got Issues With Class 1-Bs Seating Chart

This post came out way longer than intended so its under the cut

ok so heres everyone in their respective seats in class B, i drew everyone bc i know not everyone knows names yet

seats 1-20 all in alphabetical order (according to the japanese alphabet for obvious reasons) now. i would like to direct your attention to the following problem areas

the main issues are with seats 9 and 17 (Jurota Shishida and Kojiro Bondo respectively) lets start with Jurota.

4th tallest in the class at 174cm (5'8" ish) not too terribly tall right? but he is (and no offense to the good lad) a bit on the wide side right? hes not fat, its his fur. makes him look poofy. yet hes sitting in front of Nirengeki Shoda who is not as wide and stands at 165cm (5'5") (he can't be shown because picture upload is fighting me)

the next and bigger problem i have is with Kojiro Bondo

this wonderful, kind, gentle....monster of a human being is the tallest in the class. 191cm (6' fckn 3") you can see This Average 16yo from space. if you refer back to the seating chart you can see that Bondo sits in front of 3 people: Neito Monoma(170cm/5'7"), Reiko Yanagi(165cm/5'5"), and Hiryu Rin(170cm/5'7") None of them are 6 feet tall. So my question is, even though theyre supposed to be in alphabetical order, who the fuck saw these two giants blocking the views of 4 whole ass students and thought that was ok???

"BUT WAIT" i hear exactly one (1) person saying, "Togaru Kamakiri (seat no. 3) is the second tallest in the class! hes 189cm (6'2") and he sits in front of 2 people, Shihai Kuroiro and Itsuka Kendo! why isnt he a problem?"

"YOU ARE CORRECT" i say back in a louder voice to let you know that im more serious than you

HOW.E.VER

look back at Jurota and Bondo and now look at Togaru

HES A FCKN STICK bug THERES NOT MUCH BLOCKING THE WAY, THAT and Shihai is the 3rd tallest (176cm/5'9" ish) which is not that much a difference between heights. Not to mention in the case of Kendo, these three sit in the row closest to the door, misaligned with the board and the podium where the teacher stands, so regardless of how tall Togaru is, he, Shihai and Kendo arent looking directly in front of them anyway so Togaru isnt posing as much of a problem as Jurota and Bondo are. Now that hes been cleared up i return to my previously stated question:

WHO LET JAPANS LARGEST BOTTLE OF ELMER'S AND TED THE SENTIENT TEDDY BEAR: STEROID EDITION SIT IN FRONT THE POOR SOULS STRETCHING THEIR NECKS TO SEE?

THESE KIDS ARE LUCKY THAT THEIR SEATS ARENT ATTACHED TO THE DESKS

[robpattinsongifs]

I’m always checking my notes and the tags when yall reblog my stuff and i love it so much never fails to make me laugh, i thought i was alone on suffering for rob like hdkfkshdhsj😭

[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter twenty seven: It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Deathwish

Summary: Y/l/n Y/n, a third year at Sakura High School, is just a girl with a bad attitude towards anyone outside her small circle. When y/n’s younger sister starts first year, she gains a lot of attention. Unfortunately for everyone in school, the Y/l/n household has one rule, No dating till y/n does. Some people become just desperate enough to pay the leader of the “Monsters”, the trouble making group on campus, to date y/n. What will happen when she finds out? (All characters aged up to third year unless otherwise stated)

TW: Swearing, smoking, violence, mentions of blood, property damage, graphic violence, bones breaking, threats, breaking in a gate, mentions of weapons such as knifes, crowbars, bats, bolt cutters

AN: THIS CHAPTER IS A FIGHT PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE! I tried to keep graphic descriptions at a minimal from this chapter cause my next smau is definitely more graphic so I am still trying to keep it at a certain level of vibe. 

Third person POV 

Kyotani was leaning up against his bike outside his apartment building with Terushima beside him as they smoked. The two stood angrily and quietly, the only noise that could be heard from them was the flick of the lighter cap in Terushima’s hand. 

Tendou was the first to pull up. As he parked and got off Matsukawa arrived with Hanamaki close behind. 

“Let’s go raise some fucking hell!” Hanamaki shouted. 

Matsukawa was checking his bat he had tied to his bike to make sure it was secure.  

“Property damage tonight?” 

“You fucking know it.” Kyotani said.

“I just got the address. Let’s head out.” Terushima said. 

They all hopped on their bikes and sped off. 

Pulling up a few minutes later to a huge house with a fence the bikes were held up. 

“ARE WE GOING TO FUCKING RAM IT?” Kyotani shouted over the engine sounds. 

Hanamaki held his hand up as he got off his bike opening the seat cover on it. He pulled out a pair of bolt cutters. 

“WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THOSE IN YOUR BIKE DUDE?” Matsukawa asked him. 

“YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED THEM!” He said casually back. 

The others turned off their bikes. Terushima climbed up to the top of the gate and smashed the security cam with a rock Kyotani passed him. Hanamaki began working at the small metal bars. 

After he cut the bottoms or several pieces Tendou and Kyotani began to kick in the metal bars, bending them in enough they could all make it through the gate. 

“That’s his car. Y/n said she broke his window with a candle.” Kyotani pointed at it. 

Tendou smiled as he approached it. Matsukawa had a devilish smirk as Tendou nodded to that car. Matsukawa used all his strength swinging the bat at a brutal pace into the car hood. 

“FUCK YEAH!” Terushima yelled as he approached the car with a crowbar as he began to start smashing in the headlights. Kyotani pulled up a knife as he approached the wheels. He stabbed into the wheel at an alarming rate and pulled it down the rubber tires. Hanamaki was behind them using his bolt cutters to smash random parts of the car. 

Tendou was standing back as he sent a text to Oikawa telling him to meet outside. 

Oikawa could be seen walking down his front staircase with Atsumu and Iwaizumi close behind. 

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY CAR?!? ITS LIKE 4AM WHAT THE FUCK!?!?” Oikawa yelled as he began to run down. 

“You fucked up dude, BIG TIME.” The other four stopped walking up behind Tendou as he turned around, Tossing a freshly lit match he pulled from his pocket into the window of his car. 

“WHAT THE FUCK YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!” Oikawa yelled at Tendou. 

He began to run at Tendou, but Tendou did not move an inch. All he did was put a single hand in the air. 

“You sure you want to start something you can’t finish?” Oikawa stopped in front of Tendou as he looked into his eyes. For a moment it looked like he was thinking, then he took a swing and hit Tendou right in the jaw.  

“FUCK HIM UP GUESS!” Terushima yelled from behind him. 

Tendou raised his fist as Atsumu ran in to help Oikawa out. Terushima stepped in front of him holding the crowbar and resting it on his shoulder. 

“I think not Fuck head.” 

Iwaizumi went up to the porch making a phone call for what was assumed to be back up based off the way he yelled at whoever was on the other side. 

“You want to keep your toes I’d put that fucking phone down.” Hanamaki said, holding his bolt cutters. 

While these chaotic fights were going on, Matsukawa and Kyotani were off causing more property damage around the area. They were smashing lights, more car windows, flowers, anything they could get their hands on. 

“LOUD THE BAT.” Tendou yelled as the Oikawa curve stomped down on his hand. It definitely broke a couple bones. 

Tendou stood up as he grabbed the bat mid air. Oikawa and him were covered in blood, not knowing who’s it was at this point. 

An aggressive scream broke out which made Oikawa’s head turn over to see Atsumu falling to the ground as Terushima was standing over him holding the crow bar. 

“Your fights with me dick bag.” He spat down at him. 

While Oikawa was distracted, Tendou swung the bat square at his leg. 

A blood curdling scream came about from him as he was now on the ground too. 

“Don’t fuck with MY girl.” Tendou spat on him and him as he held his bleeding leg on the ground below. 

Tendou and the others began to leave as Iwaizumi walked up to the two now injured. 

“Oh fuck you too for being associated with them.” Kyotani said as he punched him square in the stomach as hard as possible. 

Looking at the garage door, a oddly large carving from a knife was now in the metal. It read:

Don’t fuck with Monsters

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[miratda]

having a really triggering dream then getting kicked out of it and waking up in full anxiety attack mode is worse than dying itself

[sleepbby]

im polish and never even thought of boiling water in the microwave but either way this sounds so.. bad like won't ur microwave fckn explode

I know!!!! like it's too bizarre to even come up with for most of the world and I get how this might sound over the top dramatic to americans but its honestly not smth anyone here would even think of, like, ever. its on the level of a uni student tryna make some food at 4am after a night of drinking.

[sapphirescales]

i dont talk abt this on the dash often but like??? im Constantly Upset thinking abt it??

like ok some points under the cut where i Really Relate to raven and why, in my head, raven is south east asian:

the Weaponizing of her sexuality, the way it reaffirms every time that men would want sb who looks More Like Them and don’t desire anyone who looks the way she does vs the way that when i took my hi//jab off, in the early days where i was Forced To Wear It, white ppl suddenly found me palatable and socially acceptable, white men who couldnt even remember my fckn NAME were suddenly hitting on me bc they thought i was more attractive when i was less Other; the way it reaffirmed time and time again that i was not desirable as a brown hi//jabi, until i did my best to Assimilate to their standards and their culture

the way charles and hank and logan absolutely ignore the validity of raven’s anger at the way charles treated her, the way that humans treat mutants, the way that humans treat her and her friends, supposed to Settle because charles promises to protect her (and her alone) vs the way that southeast asian women are expected -- both by other southeast asians and by white ppl -- to keep our mouths shut. our anger is non-existent because we tolerate everything because we’re supposed to be submissive (e.g. the stereotypes surrounding the Submissiveness of thai and indon women, the old adage of “sabar separuh darjat dari iman” / “sabar separuh dari iman” [patience is one step away from islamic faith] / [patience is halfway to islamic faith] which is common here in msia) and Listen To The Logical Men around us; we’re supposed to be grateful and not angry. 

either the hypersexualisation/fetishization or the absolute disgust that comes w the sight of raven’s naked body wrt to charles, hank, logan and erik vs My White-Passing Boyfriend who dated me to tick off his ‘asian women’ box, who criticised my body hair and my breast size whilst at the same time constantly gushing abt how he loved tht i was So Tiny bc he found it really Attractive, all the white boys who Laughed bc i dared to like someone essentially “above my station”, bc i was Too Ugly to ever get the chance to date a white boy, because i was too dark, too short, too flabby, too skinny, too everything for everyone and, at the same time, the absolutely clinical hypersexualisation that comes with de//si & south asian men who look at my body and stare at it and come w marriage proposals based entirely off how i look whilst not being Attractive Enough to be considered sexually desirable by southeast asian (specifically malay) men

the rejection from both humans -- ironically for assimilating too well wrt to shapeshifting but also bc her Actual Form looks nothing like them -- and mutants -- bc she can’t fit in w them vs my experience as a kid growing up in white culture and being rejected by white ppl bc i didnt Look like them but i also did better than them esp wrt to grades and yknow speaking and reading and writing in english and me coming back to malaysia and being More English than the expats tht were here and being rejected (again) bc i didnt look like them, and i was still better at things than them

there’s More but like its 4am so let me live ok we can start w this list

[ahhjibbliejibblie]

4am had anxiety attack/depressive relapse

5am took a fckn hour long walk 2 try and clear my mind I guess

6am?? Lay around not able to sleep and think of how despite all the good around me I'm not as mentally well as I thought I have been doing an d I still hate myself when it comes down to it

I have been trying really hard but fuck man,, its hard to change and to Want to change after being like this for so long

This will pass,,,, bu t i... wanna talk to someone rn that would be nice

[royalbengalbitch]

i feel like i dont talk about my love for timeless enough and nor do i talk about my love of garcy enough like i think about how absolutely bonkers it was of me to think there was a spark between a historian chasing a dude who was trying to bring his dead wife and kid back to life thru time and space....and yet they find each other as they both struggle to accept their respective losses and i felt so vindicated™ in s2 (we do not speak of the movie finale in this house). it always kinda felt to me that wy*tt sees lucy as someone who would heal™ him and as some kind of moral compass too but garcia is always happy to just let her do her thing. he can try and k-word her, he can kidnap her but deep down he knows that lucy will always outsmart him. not to mention, garcia is literally the one person who has never lied to her which is actually something that can be so personal - and at the end he's there, ready to catch her when she's absolutely wrecked, just as she was the first to extend her kindness and understanding to him when everyone else was trying to capture & kill him and im just so 🥺😭💖