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dude nightheart and sunbeams entire relationship is so funny. if I felt like digging through other books id make a compilation of these moments. No, Nightheart will not be by Sunbeams side to help her through the invasion of ShadowClan. Nightheart will almost get violently executed in RiverClan, and Sunbeam will only show up after the problem resolved itself (off screen). Sunbeam doesn't even feel like grieving with him around.
this entire arc, every major problem required them to ~sadly~ separate, and then reconvene for some generic niceties after its all over. I really thought, at bare minimum, the reason that kept happening was going to accumulate in them doing SOMETHING major together in the climax of this final book, like, 'something something our relationship can survive all the plot inconveniences that kept us apart bc this event proves why we're stronger as a team blablabla'
but no girl, their asses are NOT stronger together, they are not supporting each other through anything, they are not working together to accomplish a single goal. right to the end, every one of their greatest physical/emotional trials must be done separate
like. like it's incredible. the most go girl give us nothing relationship development of all time. i cant even find it in me to be mad. they are so lame it loops around into comedy. is this a prank why did they write it like this help
#warrior cats#a starless clan#a starless clan star#wc star spoilers#wc star#uhh are we still tagging spoilers idk w/e#wc criticism#yarrow speaks#if this was any other series id say this was obviously working towards an amicable break up#not even a 'i hope they get an ugly divorce' situation like i usually feel about ships i dont like. they are too nothing for those emotions#its just. nightsun has been so weird since it started it has felt so FAKE from both ends#I have never been more in support of a 'this is a comp-het situation on one or both ends' headcanon because wowzers#they have negative levels of chemistry#i cant beleive i'm saying it but these two make rootbristle look believable by comparison#we might be landing new records in no-effort romance writing. stellar work everyone 10/10#nightheart at the end of the book is like 'hehe you find me funny? give an example'#and she cant even give him an example she just dodges the question
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gonna be a hater in tags real quick
#i need to get this off my fuckin chest its haunted me for ages but for some reason rn its bad#i fucking HATE when ppl act like la’s koholin island and ph’s world of the ocean king are/work the same#HATE IT. also hate ppl treating oshus n the wind fish as the same character bc i think its fucking lazy n uncreative n unimaginative#and makes the loz world feel so much smaller. but like. why do ppl act like the world of the ocean king is another dream world#bc its fucking no??? no one in that place is a dream construct i hate ppl acting like linebeck isnt a ‘real person’ just a former dream#construct if they think hes from that world bc its not a fucking dream world its a real ass world at no point is it suggested that its a#dream world just that link n tetra are simultaneously dreaming in their own world that doesnt make oshuss world fake or w/e#its just a different parallel world or some shit where time flows different relative to the great sea go watch the ending dialogue#literally nothing in the game suggests that its in any way like how koholint works besides it being an ocean place#i feel like i see these ideas in l////u shit a lot (ESP ppl acting like linebeck is the same thing as marin) and it feels like. do ppl in#l////u just not look into the games too hard do they not double check canon material or do they just accept shit parroted around#bc its way too consistent for me to think its just some headcanon thing and it PISSES me rhe fuck off if im being real#the oshus/wind fish thing is annoying as fuck already but i DESPISE ppl acting like oshus’ world is a dream its so fucking annoying#whatever ph is harder to play like look up gameplay then. do some research. its not the same fucking thing#ok yeah do hcs sure but i really dont get the vibe that its just some headcanon i feel like ppl just dont know theyre not the fucking same#its not like koholint its more like fucking lorule if anything. god fucking dammit i hate that im so wound up by this shit#whatever. i do wish ao3 let you mute wholeass tags like with authors so i dont have to see l///u shit ever
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honestly now that i think abt it each year i rly do end up making a new batch of ocs that i proceed to rarely do anything about... theres really too much like my masked double life idol girl and then the fantasy cast and the magical girls circa 2017-2020. then i started to think of normaller(?) school settings like rival neighboring schools being forced to merge into one huge one due to the way too heated rivalries between its students but that one is a collab w my good friend bc i talked abt my mom telling me an irl story of exactly that and we just kept adding onto it. and the recent four r also just a group of normal high school girls struggling. not to mention the aroace + lesbian comic i had in the works for fun. and dont get me started on the random ones i imagine amvs to
#theres rly a lot i do wanna dedicate some more time to them one of these days but grahhhhhh how do i convey these things i wonder#maybe ill make fake comic pages or covers of a sort wkdhfhskfhhf#or ig not fake more like. snippets of what itd be like if i actually wrote a story w them#ahhh i do rly wanna make an original comic though but ill probably start w something simpler#one day... mark my worms#duck rants about something#OHHHH i cant forget abt the runaway princess and her dragon best friend i miss her#been entertaining a fujoshi yuri in my brain a bit lately too skhfkwjfkwjfg#anddd the two bloggers who are e/o's no1 haters online but r friendly(?) n crushes irl.....#and an old fashioned gargoyle whose run down mansion gets claimed by a modern day vampire w a passion for interior design skfhjshdhf#yeah its. a lot. where do i start man
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the thing that pisses me off the most abt exclusionists in the queer community is how fkn dumb the idea of it is. no matter how much you push and shove at ppl they will never be distilled and molded to fit into perfectly neat boxes that fit the textbook definition assigned to those labels. humans are so very complex that it just boggles my mind entirely that ppl are expected to match others easy and fit in.
you're mad bc a trans man identifies as lesbian? or an enby being 120% okay with using pronouns/gendered terms associated w their agab? a trans woman not bending over backwards to be as feminine as possible? oh get off your high horse, you are just as complex and non standard as everyone else.
and this isn't even beginning to touch on when queer relationships because the sheer complexity and diversity of just one single human is almost impossible to comprehend and yet when they have a relationship with others?
how can you multiply infinity?
#shut up danni's talking#its genuinely stupid when ppl try to expose ppl as fakes or exclude them for not adhering to common definitions or w/e#to me i don't see the queer community as a gated community where you need paperwork to enter#its a park in the middle of the city where everyone can come and hang out no questions asked#vibe on your own in the park or meet ppl maybs you just kind of hide out of sight when in there#there are no rules except kindness and compassion#don't be a loser#okay to rb
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every time I read about shitty landlords and read all the bullshit comments defending landlords for never going for social housing tenants I get so fucking angry. which, for a reminder to everyone: you are only ever one two pay day/s or paycheck/s away from homelessness or some other major life altering change for the worst... meaning you'll be next in line on the 10 year waiting list for social housing in my state of australia, new south wales.
because yeah, dgmw- a select few may or do leave properties in significant disrepair or completely ruin them.... I've seen the damage both on TV.... and through my cadetship in social housing last year. also heard about damage through that program, too, from both the workers where I was and the other people in the program etc etc. because for many people, esp if they've been long-term homeless for an extended period of time, they may not know how to live in a home or actively feel safe in a home and other things. it was our job, where i was working, to connect them with services to sustain their tenancies and help them live better lives.
but over the last year working in social housing, I learnt to hate landlords, even more than i already did previously. most especially the horrendous type of landlord that thinks they can just walk into their tenants' property at will, any time they want..... for idek.... just to "check they're stacking their plates right in MY cupboards. all day. every day. ".... or the like, which is a statement that was sneered down the phone..... not even considering time for ANY notice of inspection or entry.... entirely ignoring the tenants' privacy and "right to quiet enjoyment" which is stated in new south wales tenancy law and tenancy agreements.
we had to frequently remind these types of assholes that they could NOT enter the property without permission from the tenant (eg for repairs) or also us (inspections, repairs etc); or without express notice to the tenant, from themselves; or the real estate (repairs and inspections.... again sometimes in partnership with us). or also, in an emergency situation, they could enter the property for obvious reasons.
EVERYONE has EVERY fucking right to fucking hate landlords... and MOST ESPECIALLY when quite a few of them want to play with peoples lives like they're disposable toys. just invade privacy whenever they fucking want for funsies.... all bc apparently "oh no. MY PROPERTY may be damaged from this tenant not stacking plates to MY standard of presentation!!!!!! let me just enter their house- no. sorry. MY house - while they're at work, without asking them.... and then tell them some time later down the track. checkmate." and other bizarre utter bullshit excuses these assholes had.... and that i've also seen on my area's uni buy and sell page, when people have posted about their nightmare landlords over the years; looking for legal advice.
just. i fucking hate landlords. and tbh, I'm so glad I left that job. it was Too Much™️ dealing with these asshole landlords and their fucked up mind game ass questions and the mind games they wanted to play with their tenants and US.... always trying to tell any of the workers that I transferred them to on the phone, that "i'll ALWAYS know more about tenancy than YOU. because i've been a landlord for 30 years. what do YOU know???" no. the fuck. you do NOT know about MODERN tenancies, vernon or madeira. you need a real fucking job..... instead of thinking it's fun to have an express avenue to snoop into peoples lives in your free time. maybe brush up on CURRENT tenancy law, and don't pull the weird shit that you were pulling back in the 90s.... which was probably still fucked up borderline illegal or fully illegal landlord behaviour bullshit, in the 90s, anyway.
but hey. what the fuck do I know??? I was born in the mid-90s. more than likely, i will NEVER own a house of my own... or probably will never even move out of home... because of your bullshit gatekeeping of property: always raising rents and property prices.... and/or wasting actually useable and valuable living spaces for air bnbs and so-called "investment properties."
#life#about me#shut up ilona#i kept it all anonymous and used fake names#turned reblogs off bc i think this might blow up and i dont want ti#*dont want it to end up on any reddit boards or on the tumblr pages on fb or tiktok or w/e other social media#just in case anyone from my old work sees it and figures out its me
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look, as disjointed as the season was, it was at least absolutely clear that there was a point being driven to, and that was this inevitable conflict between crowley and aziraphale. them realizing that so many years of never really talking have left them on entirely different pages regarding their relationship in ways neither understood the full extent of. and like, maybe i'm a buzzkill, but theorycrafting that melts away the sincerity of that conflict feels so empty to me. it makes for fun fanfic premises ig, but if that sort of thing were actually the resolution i'd be so disappointed, because what else would the point of the season have been?
#good omens#good omens spoilers#marine blogs#i get that maybe some people don't want to think that characters who like each other can fight sometimes#but it's actually way more interesting than 'no it's another trick they're both in on!'#maybe that's the great pretender trauma coming out of me. that show sank like a fucking stone in its final arc b/c it was all these#fake conflicts between characters for the sake of getting the audience or w/e
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what is it with the trend of like. artists and cooks online shitting on their fanbase and insulting them. does that even sell. its annoying as hell.
#'reviewing washi for you NEETs. its pretty like your fake girlfriend' what if i put your bones on the ouside and your marrow in your lungs?#smthn smthn i hate the idea of having a fanbase as an artist n i hate artists needing fanbases but does it rlly sell to be a dick bc to me#it just reeks. if a recipe calls me a mammoni while teaching a basic skill ill start praying for pompei 2 electric boogaloo where they live#whats the point. i dont get it. someone who gets it explain it to me#im not saying ppl gotta be nice or w/e but if your entire livelihood is based on talking down on strangers maybe you should just skip#the air of pretentiousness and just become a dom for ppl who WANT to be humiliated.#same goes for like tiktok audio of ppl shittalking themseves that gets trendy its vile and annoying#and quite frankly im glad im too old to get it if thats the issue#its annoying for both roles bc like. idk for cooks its not smthn everyone knows to do and so insulting ppl the whole time feels kinda cruel#if someones going to yr vids to learn how to cook.#for artists i just dunno why it flies. i dont know why a lot of behaviors fly for artists when we were all high n drunk and running on 2#hours of sleep in college that was like. encouraged. why is it like that. tortured artist charicature be damned#is that what its supposed to invoke? does it build confidence??? is it a fake it til you make it thing???esplain????
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me, on the one hand: its weird to gatekeep people identifying with characters just bc they don't share their same race
also me, upon watching a video of someone wanting the saiyans to be in ssj form 24/7: you just want them to be blonde with blue eyes all the time bc you're mad that otherwise you can't project on to them since they're likely asian 🙄
#ig these aren't mutually exclusive stances but still#in fact if anything it bolsters my former stance bc why tf cant you just identify with them as they are#anyways ive been holding this back bc of whiney people on here but yes i kin with bruno from encanto and theres nothing you can do#to stop me.#if i relate to him in every other way ASIDE from being fuckin colombian then thats a very stupid and arbitrary line to draw im sorry and#i also dont care about your weird gatekeeping#its almost like familial abuse isnt restricted to ones race and also race is fake but anyways#fuck your weird ''white' people cant imprint on these characters' shit like. you're literally trying to stop ppl from seeing themselves#in other races. how tf do you think thats beneficial to stopping racism like AT ALL?#me when i hate when 'white' ppl put themselves in my shoes and try to empathize with me#me when i reinforce the racial binary and act like its real and not made up by white supremacists and pretend im not contributing#to white supremacists' delusion that race is real#theres literally a woman who would conventionally be recognized as white in the movie but ig gingers cant imprint on her at all or w/e#bc they dont speak spanish or something idk. is it about skin tones? bc babe give me a couple of days on the beach and ill look like bruno#dsjhfsvdhjvgfhdsvhgdf#and no i dont believe you if you try to say that the abuse he faced was somehow unique to colombian culture or something.#if anything that kinda abuse was prolly passed down from europeans who colonized the lands so i have even MORE of a reason#to feel like i can identify w it since im mostly of 'european' decent ._.#at least as far as ik.#('european' is in quotation marks bc its a place w a lot of different types of people some of which aren't recognized as white by#some white supremacists even and idk what im mixed with so)
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women can manipulate me so easy ngl like u know those ladies who come up to u with a baby asking for money for nappies I never know if its a scam but im always giving them whatever is in my pockets. its worth it to see a woman smile <3 #femaleniceguy
#I don't believe in like. fake begging grifting or w/e#the thing w that specific situation is im always slightly worried in case its a human trafficking thing#and I dont want to like fuel that but I also dont know if it matters like I might as well give them money anyway#the lady today she was a bosnian muslim refugee n I have her a tenner cuz she had twins n she started crying n hugged me :(
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the way pseudoscience is spread on tiktok with just no questioning it is insane. why does every woman on that app who has a bf with a beard that is reddish/lighter than the hair on his head think its because he eats her pussy. and subsequently if he doesnt eat HER pussy then he must be cheating. like very cool fake insecurity you all invented. turns out that actually the hair on different parts of a persons body can be different colors and textures… naturally.. genetically…. and SOMETIMES… those differences only appear with age…. and not bc he started fucking someone else or bc hes “a munch”
#its not cute to look insecure and neurotic about ur bf fucking other women online in fact i would say its cringe.#sorry you guys dont trust ur bfs or w/e#and any man flexing his reddish beard immediately looks corny as hell. is she puttin her pussy on ur sideburns too?#i immediately knew this was fake as fuck cus my bestie has red/dark blonde in his beard and he gets ZERO puss#not to say its impossible for pussy to ‘bleach’ hair but i just dont think its the cause for most peoples lighter beards…#birdsong
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i gotta!! allow myself to feel ok n have a good time. wtf
#p#shit happens w/e sometimes i go nuts n get weird n ruin my own day its fine but im gonna try not to#n while im at it i dont deserve to feel bad either#feels weird to say but im leaving that tag even if it feels fake rn!!!!#i hate how i can overall have a good time/day but theres one part that was hard or sucked or i felt sorta bad#n thats all my mind can fixate on abt the day its so dumb like fuck offfff the rest was fine/good idiot!!
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the 'hello human resources' meme but its larten going "look at this 12 year old child who i emotionally manipulated into being a vampire" and the fandom going 'aww how sweet ♡♡♡' then tanish going "look at my 19 year old nephew who i emotionally manipulated into being a vampire" and the fandom is calling human resources. send tweet
#they r the same they r the same one is much worse and its not tanish thanks#[ cdf. ]#at the very least gavner was a Fully Grown Adult Man by the standards of the era and he didnt have to like. fake his death or w/e#man still had family but larten absolutely ripped that away from darren#anyways theyre both girlbosses like i condone larten kidnapping a child etc etc he looked good doing it#I Just Think Its Interesting To Notice
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tbh too many of you hashtag actually autistic bitches sound like dr aspergers favorite patients when you talk about other autistic ppl except instead of just calling "less functional" autistic ppl the r slur you call them lazy abnormal weird freaky etc and accuse them of insane shit bc they cant keep up w whatever innane social expectations that only exist on the internet even if theyre NOT HURTING ANYONE or being unkind to you or they struggle to get a job / self care / etc and you Swear it totally cant be related to autism because they seem Fine enough to execute it on here because of course how someone acts sitting at their computer in a controlled enviornment where you arent as likely to be overstimulated in predictable areas of the internet is indicative of how they must respond to situations in the real real life. please be kinder to people you dont exist day to day with and cant possibly understand the struggles of good lord.
#this is bc a post made me mad im not saying you arent allowed to be mad at people for xyz or w/e ultra specific situatuon youll project#not whatever u may imagine or project from whatever specific situation#this is how cringe culture ppl will go Well Im Autistic and im not ACTUALLY this WEIRD or#Bc Im Autistic Im The Authority On WhT Autistic Ppl Are AbleTo Do And If They Struggle Its Fake#like this is abt ppl targetting ppl not based on wrongdoings but genuinely just being Strange to them despite the fact they arent affected#its fucking different if theyre actually being. fucked up to you or are confused or smth and arent being mean#i just kind of hate how theres Autism Acceptance but theres not actually acceptance its just a specific palatable autism#that ppl joke is a new cool evolutionary state of humanity when its like. well i guess i should just die bc my evolution is just fucked!#infection#ask to tag#prolly also set me off bc work fucking sucks rn and im actually Fortunate i even can try as hard as i am. bc legit at 1 point i couldnt.#there was a point in my life i could not be here and the fact i am isnt necessarily what happens to everyone.
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as ever like: no two things Need to be juxtaposed, much less like material vs material deathmatch Only One Can Be Good, much less am i thinking i have thee objective word on fuckall b/c who does and it's like perfectly boring & unserious whenever someone just throws out Takes that are just "i think...[xyz] is [adjective]" like okay.
but anyways thinking of how, though differing in execution in a lot of ways ofc, deh & bmc start out in a v similar place & explore a journey to self-acceptance from a despairing starting point....it feels like a lot of the hindrance in deh's exploration of its own Theme there is in like, hey. :) hand on your shoulder. it's okay b/c you'll be able to be more normal. whereas w/bmc it's that it's okay b/c you'll be able to be more abnormal
#like hell yeah. and Normality is fake the way that things like Gender is fake so. what's more universally relevant here#versus like. the idea that a winning takeaway re: deh is Talking With Your Parents / Kid like#yeah that could be an improvement? in other situations; that Talking is dangerous &/or just not going to happen / be irrelevant#meanwhile nobody is ''normal'' & the idea of Normality & its Moral Goodness / Requirement does affect everyone#meanwhile that bmc is clear on jeremy's gaining supportive relationships means support for his relationship w/himself#whilest he's also able to feel better insulated from feeling Defined by whatever instance of feedback/input#whereas with deh it's like. All These People....but log off & all you need is at least one parent who doesn't hate you No Matter What#including your unfortunate abnormality....Just(tm) make the phone calls am i right? well now he at least has a part time job#meanwhile difficult to compare w/e's going on w/zoe/evan vs mpdg4mpdg jeremy/christine. latter are cute & a coherent relationship#former are [nothing] to [i'm taking psychic damage] & fuck if i know what's going on besides The Ultimate Romance(tm) (negative)#he was a boy she was a girl they could politely tolerate each other's presence. maybe forever :')#i really don't know what's supposed to be going on there so like. for real share Any reasons you like each other in Either love song abt it#anyways like No Need To Compare but for me the juxtaposition is natural b/c it Does feel like they can be looked at re: a v similar Essence#but one is fumbling around w/it & really Not sticking the landing especially while the other just does exactly what it's trying to do#and ofc it could only help that deh had to go so far from the original [???] ideas & more Farcical approach#vs i don't think bmc's envisioning ever changed so fundamentally along its development at any point#like deh's story does feel like it still has the remnants of the earlier farcier versions even in its bway form#story of A Bunch Of Wild Shit Happens To Our Protag Whaaat & sure ppl are humanized but you still never made room for like a quarter of the#alana & jared? they're alright but they died#anyways & in all these things it's like It's Not A Big Deal lol i am not here to strive to have thee true & final word#right tf on if you as well know them both & like deh more / think It was the more successful execution of its story#though i have natural enemies like say [trt loyalists who are Like That] or forever [deh haters who are Like That]....we're different#erased a tangent also mentioning how i like the Parent Approach of mr. heere's arc better than any parents in deh lol. like of course#it's Not about his Feelings or being Imperfect or Human. like ofc he has the feelings & is human & imperfect#but he just gets energized & focused like welp bummer but ofc i gotta give my kid more support w/whatever he's going through rn#like hell yeah. one fun song we're good to go#bmc#deh
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sorry not to continue to talk about ace attorney but during AA2 when edgeworth comes back and is like oh no stupid wright u will simply never understand me and my motives u can’t get it u can’t comprehend it IS HE TALKING ABOUT PERSUING THE TRUTH??? THE THING THAT PHOENIX TOLD HIM TO DO IN TJE FIRST PLACE???
#i’m on farewell my turnabout or w/e#BUT ITS SO HIGHLY ALLUDING TO EDGEWORTH BEING SO COMMITTED TO THE TRUTH NOW#and being like oh stupid wright u simply don’t get it ♥️#he’s so infuriating#i love him so dearly#the tension in this case is PALPABLE#although tbf if the guy i chased for over 10 years faked his own suicide bc u fundamentally shook his whole worldview#and then came back a year later like nothing happened#and proceeded to act like ur silly and stupid#i would be acting far worse than phoenix#i do be kicking my feet twirling my hair every time he shows up though#he’s sososososo annoying and yet
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i do wanna do stuff w my trolls again at some point i think & interact w the ftc more but i need to set better boundaries before i do maybe
#Zilly rambles#i dont want 4th wall break relationships or w/e with my chars and i dont want that w anyone elses i think#it makes me uncomfortable and fully incapable of sending asks LMFAO#like it doesnt work for me esp if i want to be off anon sending ppl stuff. i do not want to be Seen#and i cant deal w the pressure of like. trying to make my fake little people friends w ppl. its stressful.#and also just doesnt mesh w how i want to run this blog ft wise?#like a lot of my chars wouldnt say half the shit they have to a stranger#but its also the easiest way to get info about them around esp when my drabbles are Too Long fhdnfjnfjfjf#rambling in these tags but i gtg to bed... thinking....
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