#its chans fault

[hyunchans]

stop flirting

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

A MOMENT OF ROMANCE (1990) + hands

[multipurposetoolguy]

i dontwanna talk about it

[faunandfloraas]

Seeing people be like omg what are skz doing, why are they being quiet?!? I thought theyd leave australia and then fly back? And I'm like...... well they've been chatting on Bubble, so they havent been that quiet, but also maybe they just want to chill and hang out ?? Why would they fly 10 hours back just to return 6 days later....

[cocotome]

Merry Christmas~

[hiphopcherrrypop]

HAVE U SEEN THE EPISODE YET it was so good😭😭 I wasn’t expecting hagure to be so sly and I loved it :3 I’m glad we’re getting to see other sides of the characters now

LOL I JUST GOT OFF WORK AND WATCHED ITTTT... despite my initial disappointment over it not being a normal beach episode I AGREE i thought it was a rly good + fun ep 😭

yes i love big schemer hagure + i like how he always ends up the announcer at event stuff LOL

it was also nice to see matakara and arajin having a normal conversation... though i do not trust this show with the fate of big bro 💔💔 "he's coming home next week :3" okey we'll see how that one goes.......

[undermattsun]

pls skate ratify stray kids

yeah yeah yeah i hear u (follow @underskz lol)

(this is a draft btw)

[istherewifiinhell]

Love referencing minor tfs. Oh what you dont know and love him just cause hes from a bad part of the franchise? And whose longetivity now resting in the niche of deeply self-referencial humour of fans that love it for its avenues to be really annoying. Whatever >_>

[atlas-affogato]

Ratso's got bad posture because he has to stoop to kiss his short ass boyfriends

[bxtonpxss]

[texas-gothic]

While Tucker Carlson is back on the news for his embarrassing trip to Russia, I still don't think we talk nearly enough about his greatest crime. Thanks to him, millions of old folks across the United States, including my own grandmother, for however short a time, had to find out who Chris Chan was.

[nunap]

no BUT I DREAMT THAT SKZ KISSED ITZY GIRLS FOR PROMO LMAO It only occurred to me now that it was a dream. Imagine the chaos

[aestasachie]

I'm officially a Salter haver 🎉

She's just too cool, thankyou 2san!!

But honestly tho, i had a rough time to choose which 4* servant. Somehow my wishlist is all saber class + Astolfo (because he's Charlie's paladin obviously). Not to mention Hajime-chan is RIGHT THERE mama why TwT

AND right after this summer gave us KoTR summer skin OH WHY. I WANT SUMMER GORILLA AND PAPALOT IN MY CHALDEA GOSHHH. AND BARGHEST TOO.....

[xcziel]

like ... there was never a chance of a solo artist winning that award

[hyunjins-orange-slice-too]

Omg omg, can you please do a daddy!chan oneshot x babygirl!reader (pls make them married) based of when the reader cant take his cock(too big)😩

you can take it. can’t you baby?

pairing: daddy!husband!chan x babygirl!reader

genre: smuuuuuut, no plot. oh you guys.. this is filthy. we are so back.

word count: ~1.5k

warnings: daddy kink, praise kink, unprotected sex, squirting, dirty talk, fluffy silly little bit of aftercare at the end

an: oh my gooooodddd i love requests like this. i love thinking about this. i love the opportunity to write shit like this. inject daddy!chan directly into my bloodstream atp. love love LOVE. need him asap. “big dick chan. big dick chan” we all chant in unison.

masterlist

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“it doesn’t fit again, baby?” he teased. “we just did this last night.” he’s slowly inching his cock inside you, but not having much luck. the stretch is too much for you. “baby’s pussy is just soo tight.. huh?”

you’re nodding, doing your best to answer his question, your mouth hanging open, drool pooling on your tongue. he’s already got you fucked out and he hasn’t even fucked you yet. “s’too much daddy..” you whined. “too— too much.”

“i know, baby. daddy knows.” he cooed, pulling out of you, though he was only head deep. “let’s prep you a little better, yeah?” he brings his hand to your face, squeezing your cheeks in between his fingers. your tongue lolls out of your mouth, spit dripping down to your chin. he takes his middle and ring finger and places them on your tongue. you immediately wrap your lips around the digits, swirling your tongue over his skin.

“there you go, baby. good girl. get em nice and wet.” you moaned around his fingers, the praise shooting right to your core, your pussy dripping onto the sheets. he shoves them deeper into your mouth, down your throat until his knuckles are hitting your teeth and you gag around him. his eyes roll slightly at the sound, struggling to keep his composure when you’re so pliant for him.

he pulls his fingers out, a trail of spit connecting them to your lips as he brings them to your pussy. “let’s try and stretch you out a little, yeah?” he rubs soft circles around your clit, teasing, before he travels lower and plays with your drippy hole. “it’s daddy’s fault for not prepping you better. i just get so excited, baby. i get so excited to feel your little cunt wrapped around me.” he slowly slides his fingers inside, pumping them a few times before spreading his fingers apart, doing his best to stretch your little hole.

“it’s hard for daddy to wait sometimes. i just need my baby so bad.” he speeds up his fingers, curving them to hit the spot he knows you like so much. the sounds coming from your sweet mouth make his cock ache. it’s red and leaking onto his tummy where it rests, not so patiently waiting for its turn. he can feel you starting to flutter around his fingers, your legs beginning to shake. he brings his free hand up to your tummy and gently presses down, making sure you feel everything.

“daddy..” you cry. “gonna cum..” your little fists grip at the sheets, then grip onto his firm bicep, your nails digging into the muscle that’s doing most of the work. “b-big one..” you whine.

big one. he knew what that meant and it only made his cock angrier. “big one, baby? fuck. you haven’t done that since our wedding night. mmm. daddy loves it when you do that. you gonna make a mess, sweet girl?”

you held onto him like he was the only thing left anchoring you to this world, rolling your hips up to meet his thrusting fingers. “fuck. that’s it baby. fuck daddy’s hand. such a perfect girl.”

and then it hit you. it comes in waves, the initial orgasm hitting you, the first little gush of liquid around his fingers and he knows that’s when to pull them out. and once they’re out, that’s when you squirt all over his thighs, his arm, his waiting cock. he’s lucky he doesn’t bust right then. he brings his fingers to your clit, quickly rubbing back and forth, coaxing out any little bit of cum that’s left in you.

you collapse on the bed, completely spent, but ready for more. your hole spasms around nothing, practically begging to be filled. chan hovers over you, placing sweet kisses along your jaw and neck. he lines himself up with your entrance, your warm cum coating his tip. he drags it up and down through your folds, slapping it on your clit a few times. you whimper under him, your body still recovering.

“i think you’re ready now, princess.” he says, the head of his cock poking your hole. “wanna see if you can take it now, baby. daddy knows you can. you can take it, can’t you baby?” he’s babbling as he slowly starts to push in. you still feel the stretch but not as much as last time. “that okay, pretty girl? how’re you doing?” he brushes his fingers across your cheek and your lips. “talk to me, baby. come back.”

you whimper as he sinks deeper and deeper, the stretch feeling so good, his words feeling even better. “s’good daddy.” you mumble. “i can do it. i’m— i’m a good girl, daddy. i can do it. promise.”

he bottoms out, his hips coming in contact with the back of your thighs and he stills, giving you time to adjust and drinking in the feeling of you squeezing him. “that’s right baby. you are a good girl. such a good girl taking all of daddy’s cock. fuck. letting me stretch out this little pussy.”

after a moment, he’s unable to wait any longer and he begins to rock back and forth, his cock dragging your walls in all the right ways. you can feel every inch, every vein, as he slowly pumps in and out of you. savoring the feeling. he looks down at where your bodies are connected (heh connected. get it? sorry.) and he groans at the sight of the creamy ring of cum that surrounds the base of his cock. he’s not going to last.

“fuck.. baby girl..” he throws his head back, his eyes closing as he focuses on the way you feel around him. and you’re focusing on the way he looks above you. his toned stomach flexes with every thrust he makes, sweat dripping down his chest, his black curls clinging to his forehead. his nose and his full parted lips are enough to bring you close to your high again. you tried to make a mental note in your foggy mind to ride his face next time, feel his nose bumping against your clit. maybe squirt in his mouth. you bet he would like that. you clenched around him at the thought, at the visual of his tiny trail of hair that runs from below his belly button to the base of his cock. “you’re squeezing me baby. fuck i’m gonna cum.”

he looks back down at you, dark eyes meeting yours as his thrusts become harsher. skin slapping against skin as he pounds into you. he leans down and wraps his arms around your head, protecting your skull from smacking the headboard as he fucks you. “gonna cum in this little pussy baby. gonna fill you up, yeah?”

you nodded, gripping onto his shoulders as you teetered on the edge of your own bliss. “yes daddy. yes please, cum in me.”

“such a sweet baby.” he grunted. “using words like please. begging for daddy.”

“want your cum. please. please can i have it?”

you were so close. you were sure you would cum with the next words out of his mouth. it didn’t matter what he said, as long as he was the one that said it, you were going to cum.

“can you take it all baby? daddy’s gonna cum but don’t- fuck.. don’t you let any of it escape.”

and you came, your release squirting around his cock, but he refused to pull out. he kept fucking into you, the wet noises loud as they echoed off the walls of your shared bedroom.

“gonna pump this pussy full of cum, baby.” he rasped into your ear, his breath warm, but your skin still breaking out in goosebumps. your nails dug into his back, your head empty, unable to beg him anymore. but that’s okay, he was already cumming in you. his twitching cock dumped his huge load into your aching pussy. and it just kept going and going. “so much cum, baby. fuck. fuck.” he whimpered. “such a good girl. fuck. daddy’s perfect girl.”

his thrusts finally rolled to a stop, his body collapsing next to yours, his breathing heavy against your neck. he kissed your flushed skin. “are you okay, baby?” he asked quietly, his lips brushing against the skin of your neck with his words.

your answering contented sigh told him everything he needed to know. he giggled. “you feel good, princess?” his arm was around your middle, holding you closer to him in an awkward post coital embrace. “feeling a little spacey?”

“mhm.”

he kissed your jaw before pushing himself up on weakened arms and slowly pulling out of you. his cum spilled onto the sheets.

“baby!” he playfully scolded. “i said to not let any of this spill.” his fingers tickled your sides, causing you to squirm and giggle. your squirming caused more of his cum to leak out of you. “baby! you’re letting more out!” he teased as he continued his tickle attack. “oh my gosh and here i thought you were my good girl.”

“i am!” you fought back, pushing his tickling hands away. and he let you.

he looked down at you, his eyes sparkling, literal heart eyes as he stared at you. “i love you.” he said.

“i love you.” you answered.

he leaned forward and pecked your lips before retreating to the bathroom for a warm cloth.

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i really didn’t expect so many people to be so stoked about this post. it made me nervous! lol i hope it lived up to everyone’s expectations. pls let me know your thoughts.

♡ pls reblog if you liked it! it truly helps a lot and makes me smile :) ♡

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[hannieehaee]

since you did the reaction of their s/o being obsessed with their butt, can you do them being obsessed with their s/o butt?

them being obsessed with their s/o's butt

content: established relationship implied, touchiness, maybe a little mature(?), fluff, etc.

wc: 536

a/n: sorry i took so long with this!!

masterlist

seungcheol -

as someone with a phenomenal butt, he'll have a great eye for appreciating a fellow great butt. he'll grab at your butt instead of your waist/hips. his hands just kind of gravitate there without realizing. will also catch himself staring more often than not.

jeonghan -

annoying as shit about it. will use your butt like a fidget toy and grab at it shamelessly instead of his usual comfort objects (his sword, fork, etc).

joshua -

he'll be cheeky about it but will usually keep it private as to not embarrass you. doesn't mind grabbing it or patting at it jokingly around close friends though.

jun -

whines and complains at you if you ever call him out on his infatuation with your butt. argues that its your fault and gets all shy about it. will still keep his hands as close to it as possible any time he can.

soonyoung -

doesnt even think about it before grabbing your butt. it's just second nature to him by now. he'll even do it in the most awkward circumstances possible and not realize.

wonwoo -

he won't outwardly let you know how much he likes your butt, but he'll let you know through his actions. he'll stare so much, it's impossible for you to not notice. his hands will often fall from your waist to your butt without so much as a comment.

jihoon -

kind of shy about how infatuated by your butt he is. he'll blush when he catches himself staring at you when you bend over or when you're wearing tight pants. he'll be less shy when it's just the two of you, grumbling and murmuring at you while he keeps his hands on it.

seokmin -

what do i even say about him. he'll grab it, slap it, squeeze it, you name it. it won't even be in a sexual way, he just clearly really likes butts. will encourage you to return his affections to his own butt.

mingyu -

his hands just kind of fall there sometimes. he can't really explain it to you nor to himself. he'll get sheepish if he gets called out for grabbing at you or staring while in public, causing him to blush or whine, but he'll still do it.

minghao -

he's a gentleman so he won't be too obvious about his infatuation with your butt. he loves your body overall and constantly lets you know, but he won't wanna be inappropriate in public. he'll save most of his touches and compliments for private.

seungkwan -

he usually gets shy when his members comment on his butt, so he won't want to do the same to you. however! he won't be able to control his eyes whenever you turned around or bent over. he'd also be very handsy in private.

vernon -

super casual about it. his hands are on there more often than not and he doesn't really think much of it. very nonchalant but also very expressive about enjoying your butt.

chan -

he just kind of short-circuits any time you wear something that accentuates your butt. his eyes are glued to that part of your body at all times, but he'll avoid getting touchy in public, knowing he'll wanna escalate it too quickly.