#its a dick in a box
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timdrake-yumm · 1 year ago
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Dick: Damian just had his vision checked and he has better than 20/20 vision. I think he’s a witch.
Tim: Are you going to burn him at the stake?
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probablyanalienindisguise · 6 months ago
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Im unfollowing ive been here for your art for as long as youre account and you keep making homosexual art its weird
Hello! I don't think I will thank you :)
I make art for my own personal enjoyment, and sure I might take requests or do fanart but that's because I enjoy the creation and the things I draw. It's fun. But purposely removing something from my art that is personally a part of my own identity for my own kind of representation/ it makes me comfortable and happy to make, I'm not going to? It's weird yourself to even say such a thing and you can unfollow without the need to have to tell me why, its a perfectly fine thing to do because I do not care.
Although anyone else who has this sort of opinion towards my art, I'll gladly have you unfollow thank you (mostly because how are you finding my homosexual art strange when it's literally 90% of my content & you followed me for so long to begin with as if you expected me to suddenly stop?)
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gemharvest · 13 days ago
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In regards to your dishes post, may I suggest doing what I do with laundry? Keep a basket or box where you know you'll leave them then when you get the energy to clean up you can make it one trip. My laundry and shoes are one trip now and it makes me feel more accomplished and less exhausted
I do technically have a tray to help bring them up easier, just let them pile up particularly bad this time. u_u;;
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nico-di-genova · 1 year ago
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“Xolo Maridueña has bombed in theatres”
And what if I hit you with a metal chair?
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scribbling-dragon · 7 months ago
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sometimes I think about my years as a scout. and then wonder how im still alive/sane
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floorpancakes · 9 months ago
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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago
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love my right-hand rgg men deranged. a little blood splattered even.
#snap chats#this post is about yoshitaka mine and jo sawashiro do NOT reblg and put anyone else in the tag or im egging your house#one of you rebellious bitches are gonna do that cause i said it now... unless we keep playin uno and we go#'oh but now that you said that i wont touch this post' OK WELL GOOD IM RAMBLING IN HERE !!!!! GET OUT !!!!!#dont get out. stay if you want. its dark down here i have two (2) candles burning this time and i feel like im summoning the devil#yeah i am summoning the devil the motherfucker that lives in my mind#im never getting to the point of this post. btw. im stringing all of you along. im cold. literally and figuratively.#mine never even got to be blood splattered..... hate this franchise..... unless we talkin ishin but ishin was a blood bath it dont count#anyway sorry (<- not) someone reminded me of majima being fake crazy about kandas head in the box#call that a dick in a box GOTTEM. fuck kanda all my homies hate kanda#and yeah...... sat here and started thinking and giggling and kicking my feet 🥰#sorry i mention the eye scene once a month but no other scene compares to it for me. it has everything i could ever want#🏳️‍🌈❓❓ behavior and raw gore and nothings more brutal then personally taking your thumb and sticking it in someones eye#always reminds me of that slipknot song.. Duality... and not the song called Eyeless.... hate this band....#like please its my crack its my meth its my drug of choice#knife scene good too for similar reasons....... but i do like the eye scene just .2% more... sorry... i like how gorier it is...#knife scene still raw as hell tho like UGH sorry love them. i love jo and mine cause they Seem calm for like .2 seconds and then theyre ill#their demeanors are so funny to me tho like mine's like Thoroughly professional near all the time but jo is just Slightly more vulgar#like jo more typically says crass/aggressive things while mine Genuinely most of the time is just 🧍‍♂️#very funny... love them all the same... <- said he was gonna draw but hasnt drawn shit#I SAW THE FIRST EPISODE OF KYOUEN (jdrama starring nakai) AND NOOO IT LOOKS SO SPICY I WANNA WATCH THE REST#but i made a promise..... so i'll save that binge session for the morn i suppose....#anyway dont look at me im giggling and twirling my hair at the thought of my Real Crazy bitches#i love them <- cant say this enough my heart will literally explode if i try to#stream chat got me thinkin a jo.... oopsie..... i refuse to say anything heinous Respect Your Elders etc etc#ok bye. im normal <- is going to go watch the eye scene again
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leatherbookmark · 11 months ago
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i decided to give a k-bl series a chance -- i'm not a fan of k-dramas, and most bls i've watched were "yeah, it's nice" at best, so this is Big -- and my loves -- reader -- what did i get in return? what did the show give me in return for my enormous leap of faith? can you guess? hm?? hm???
second-hand embarrassment through the roof STRAIGHT between the eyes
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theygender · 11 months ago
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Landlords came by for an inspection today and my dick was out on the nightstand 😭
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martyrbat · 2 years ago
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“I'm Dr. Quinn — the new psychiatric specialist for the deep-security ward.” | holly quinn — batman '66 #7
[ID: four photos of Holly Quinn. She has a red and burgundy dress that has an argyle pattern on it and a light purple, folded collar. Her white doctor coat is draped over her shoulders and she has red, rectangular glasses and pink lipstick. She has a pearl necklace on and burgundy diamond earrings and has a short, blonde pixie cut. In the first photo, she's ebulliently talking to Batman. They're both facing the viewer and Batman is standing behind her and has perplexed expression as her mouth is open. In the second photo, they're shown in a long horizontal panel and in a profile view as Batman follows her, his mouth still agape. In the third and fourth photo, Holly is looking down at a notepad before looking to the right with a little grin. In all photos but the second, the background is entirely green. In the second photo, the background is the same light purple as her dress collar. END ID]
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doggirltaurgirlsheath · 2 years ago
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i hate having extremely specific niche kinks that have like. very few people id ever confront about getting drawn. not in like an immoral way in a "i have to be REAL comfy with this person and not be so embarrassed sexually and also know if its something theyd even be willing to draw in the first place" kinda deal.
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kalonshideout · 2 years ago
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Tried to use the runner carpets for the first time today. It's curved, angled, not straight, not even trying to be straight, just CURVED. I thought I was crazy and spent a solid hour trying to measure it.
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rad-claid-plaid · 2 years ago
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For some reason, when I say that I used to wear lots of makeup but don't anymore, some women will look at me like I have two heads. Like complete disbelief. With a vibe of "ew. With your completely natural un made up face? Not possible." Like unless they see old photos (where of course they say "oh you WERE so pretty!") Like it's impossible for me to be able to apply it well, to do elaborate face routines or whatever, and then choose not to. I really don't understand.
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atthebell-moved · 2 years ago
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hmmm ive misplaced my packer somewhere
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jusiri · 1 year ago
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I swear, some people think queerphobia/homophobia is any act of being mean to a gay person
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cherrysnax · 1 year ago
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not to SYS! on main but like comics Miguel reads just like Robyn and older leo to me it’s soooo weird
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