#its a dick in a box
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Dick: Damian just had his vision checked and he has better than 20/20 vision. I think he’s a witch.
Tim: Are you going to burn him at the stake?
#dc#dc comics#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#batfam#batfamily#incorrect batfamily#source: a conversation between me and my mom about my youngest sister (whom I love very much)#needless to say my vision is NOT better than 20/20#I don’t remember the exact perscription#but in a (completely hypothetical) situation where I was sitting down at a kitchen table and a counter was only a few feet in front of me#I wouldn’t even be able to see that the small box says JELLO or read DAWN on the large thing of soap by our sink#I couldn’t even see that the soap has a little duck on it#my phone has to be a little over a handswidth in front of my face if I have any hope of reading it#it it’s much butter if it’s closer#my glasses are the special kind where they’re thinner than if they used the regular glass but still manage to be almost as thick#as the width of my pinkie nail at its thickest#(it’s thickest being the glass not the nail)#my mother on the other hand got laser eye surgery to deal with HER eye problems#while no one else has it quite so bad#most of my siblings have glasses#even if a few of them never use them#and not just because they have contacts#because they don’t use those either#so I’m a little salty#anywhomst#I’ve been sick so I have lots to catch up on#see y’all later
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Im unfollowing ive been here for your art for as long as youre account and you keep making homosexual art its weird
Hello! I don't think I will thank you :)
I make art for my own personal enjoyment, and sure I might take requests or do fanart but that's because I enjoy the creation and the things I draw. It's fun. But purposely removing something from my art that is personally a part of my own identity for my own kind of representation/ it makes me comfortable and happy to make, I'm not going to? It's weird yourself to even say such a thing and you can unfollow without the need to have to tell me why, its a perfectly fine thing to do because I do not care.
Although anyone else who has this sort of opinion towards my art, I'll gladly have you unfollow thank you (mostly because how are you finding my homosexual art strange when it's literally 90% of my content & you followed me for so long to begin with as if you expected me to suddenly stop?)
#asks#Good lord you people are weird in my ask box#No one is stopping you from unfollowing me#But pointing out its because you find gay stuff weird in an ask box is just being a dick dude 😭#I do NOT care lmao#And I only answered this one so that anyone else could freely unfollow for the same reason#I do not want people who dislike or find gays “weird” on my page at all
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In regards to your dishes post, may I suggest doing what I do with laundry? Keep a basket or box where you know you'll leave them then when you get the energy to clean up you can make it one trip. My laundry and shoes are one trip now and it makes me feel more accomplished and less exhausted
I do technically have a tray to help bring them up easier, just let them pile up particularly bad this time. u_u;;
#ramblings#box might help more when i have a ton line right now but im not supposed to be letting them pile that bad#unfortunately its less of an issue of not having the energy to bring them up and more of an issue that..#if i bring my dishes up when my brothers are home & in the kitchen/ dining room they dont leave me alone abt it#as in. theyre dicks abt it. teasing in a Not Fun way. which demotivates me and is part of why it got pretty Bad this time
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“Xolo Maridueña has bombed in theatres”
And what if I hit you with a metal chair?
#LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!#GET OFF HIS DICK GODDAMN!!#these tiktokers blaming him for blue beetle failing will catch these hands#they can’t promote the film#the marketing was shit#this movie wasn’t even meant to be in theaters anyway#it was originally intended for hbo max#so any money it makes is a win#it was the second most watched movie on national cinema day#it just passes 100 million in the box office on a 104 million budget when it was only anticipated to make 50 mil for its entire run#like shut up!!!#shut up!!!!!!!
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sometimes I think about my years as a scout. and then wonder how im still alive/sane
#WHEN DID I WRITE THIS??? HELLO??#i have no memory of doing this but my drafts were empty last week????#we did a competition camp and we burned everything. set baked beans on fire set a tub of butter on fire#i ate a basically raw sweet potato because we were tired of waiting for it to cook more#someone in my troopgot paid 20p to drink a concotion of out of date juice dirt water and stick pieces (he did it)#i sat and read a warrior cats book in the shared tent while my friends pretended to have gay sex next to me#(i say pretend because they were still fully clothed#that was just one camp#and then at the scout hut we had a box of expired foods that wed occasionally go thru#and my sister got tricked into eating a green marshmallow and got food poisoning#(i didnt eat it bc i was suspicious of why they were giving out free food)#i had a knife thrown at me multiple times. most notable being when someone (weird drink guy) thought i was tryna steal his chair#we werent allowed pocketknives at camp after that#one of the leaders hated me. told me i looked miserable all the time and didnt like that i was vegetarian#but its fine bc he was a dick. made us clean his car okce because it was a “learning experience”#my parents paid for me to go to scouts#i talk to none of the people from there anymore#oh and the majority of the boys had a weird obsession with my sister. and would ask me how to talk to her#i think it really shaped me as a person tbh
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#thinking about media#idk what to tag this#romance#?#idk lol#gender stupid#imagining someone trying to do a non binary version of this trope is cracking me up#like ....idk fuck umm uwoh my pixie cut feels so choppy when im arnd uuuuu....my flat chest is as small as ur big shoulders uwu#even this is vastly inaccurate and too funny to work but it definitely feels like offensive stereotyping so its along the right lines#needs some more workshopping jk lol#anyway it stresses me tf out#anime#marvellong at someone becoming strong or having big shoulders or being cool or whatever OUTSIDE of this framework is fine obviously#but dammit its the framing love as an embrace of normative restrictive values that stresses me the fuck out#its like saying youre not in love with the person youre just paying a compliment to how well theyre fitting into a box thats not ...#also lets b real these descriptor tropes tend to lean rly hard on the man being macho and the woman being weak but we all saw that coming#anyway i love cheese gimme cheese but this isnt cheese this is dick cheese
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love my right-hand rgg men deranged. a little blood splattered even.
#snap chats#this post is about yoshitaka mine and jo sawashiro do NOT reblg and put anyone else in the tag or im egging your house#one of you rebellious bitches are gonna do that cause i said it now... unless we keep playin uno and we go#'oh but now that you said that i wont touch this post' OK WELL GOOD IM RAMBLING IN HERE !!!!! GET OUT !!!!!#dont get out. stay if you want. its dark down here i have two (2) candles burning this time and i feel like im summoning the devil#yeah i am summoning the devil the motherfucker that lives in my mind#im never getting to the point of this post. btw. im stringing all of you along. im cold. literally and figuratively.#mine never even got to be blood splattered..... hate this franchise..... unless we talkin ishin but ishin was a blood bath it dont count#anyway sorry (<- not) someone reminded me of majima being fake crazy about kandas head in the box#call that a dick in a box GOTTEM. fuck kanda all my homies hate kanda#and yeah...... sat here and started thinking and giggling and kicking my feet 🥰#sorry i mention the eye scene once a month but no other scene compares to it for me. it has everything i could ever want#🏳️🌈❓❓ behavior and raw gore and nothings more brutal then personally taking your thumb and sticking it in someones eye#always reminds me of that slipknot song.. Duality... and not the song called Eyeless.... hate this band....#like please its my crack its my meth its my drug of choice#knife scene good too for similar reasons....... but i do like the eye scene just .2% more... sorry... i like how gorier it is...#knife scene still raw as hell tho like UGH sorry love them. i love jo and mine cause they Seem calm for like .2 seconds and then theyre ill#their demeanors are so funny to me tho like mine's like Thoroughly professional near all the time but jo is just Slightly more vulgar#like jo more typically says crass/aggressive things while mine Genuinely most of the time is just 🧍♂️#very funny... love them all the same... <- said he was gonna draw but hasnt drawn shit#I SAW THE FIRST EPISODE OF KYOUEN (jdrama starring nakai) AND NOOO IT LOOKS SO SPICY I WANNA WATCH THE REST#but i made a promise..... so i'll save that binge session for the morn i suppose....#anyway dont look at me im giggling and twirling my hair at the thought of my Real Crazy bitches#i love them <- cant say this enough my heart will literally explode if i try to#stream chat got me thinkin a jo.... oopsie..... i refuse to say anything heinous Respect Your Elders etc etc#ok bye. im normal <- is going to go watch the eye scene again
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i decided to give a k-bl series a chance -- i'm not a fan of k-dramas, and most bls i've watched were "yeah, it's nice" at best, so this is Big -- and my loves -- reader -- what did i get in return? what did the show give me in return for my enormous leap of faith? can you guess? hm?? hm???
second-hand embarrassment through the roof STRAIGHT between the eyes
#shrimp thoughts#I AM. SPEECHLESS#out of ALL THE DRAMAS THERE ARE i had to pick one with a 'oh you dropped this' situation in which the 'this' is a silicone dick#by the way this is not the first 'oh you dropped this' situation in this episode. i'm not even 7 minutes in#(and every time the 'dropped' object is just... tossed in from outside the shot in the MOST blatant way. and of course every time the#character dropping it wasn't even holding it at the moment so i guess people's stuff just randomly hops out of their bags/boxes/whatever)#the main character also goes 'am i going to be alright like this...' in his thoughts two times as well#i'm only watching this because ace did a song for this drama and the synopsis didn't sound mind-numbingly stupid#but like. i guess when it comes to bl dramas a lot depends on how much you're willing to embrace the Convention™#and i... like not having to skip or remind myself of the Convention as i watch the /first/ episode. not every show has to be intellectually#stimulating and a masterpiece of its genre obviously but when i do give something a chance i like to know i made the right choice#alas. double alas because my criteria are extremely picky and stupid namely 'a kdrama that's unlike a kdrama' (swap the k for t or j#if you want to) and 'a bl drama that's unlike a bl drama' (aka not tropey to all hell) and also 'not boring' if it's possible#so perhaps i should just give up orz
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Landlords came by for an inspection today and my dick was out on the nightstand 😭
#we also had a new toy out on the kitchen counter but it was still in its box so hopefully they just didnt look too closely at it#my dick was also in a box but unfortunately packers also just have a giant picture of a dick right on the outside of the box#worst part is we KNEW management was coming by for an inspection but. we forgor. about the dick and the sex toy#we forgor 😭#rambling#tmi
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“I'm Dr. Quinn — the new psychiatric specialist for the deep-security ward.” | holly quinn — batman '66 #7
[ID: four photos of Holly Quinn. She has a red and burgundy dress that has an argyle pattern on it and a light purple, folded collar. Her white doctor coat is draped over her shoulders and she has red, rectangular glasses and pink lipstick. She has a pearl necklace on and burgundy diamond earrings and has a short, blonde pixie cut. In the first photo, she's ebulliently talking to Batman. They're both facing the viewer and Batman is standing behind her and has perplexed expression as her mouth is open. In the second photo, they're shown in a long horizontal panel and in a profile view as Batman follows her, his mouth still agape. In the third and fourth photo, Holly is looking down at a notepad before looking to the right with a little grin. In all photos but the second, the background is entirely green. In the second photo, the background is the same light purple as her dress collar. END ID]
#yes i know it says holly. in batman 1966 her name is holly. yes. i know. please for the love of god don't be a dick in my ask box#i love these panels because you got quinn with her dyke swag as bruce is just. mouth agape. hes a mouth breather.#everytime i see pre j***r harley (holly...) im always just ‘oh wow! sure hope nothing bad happens to you!!!’ (something bad always happens)#c: batman '66 | i: 7#crypt's panels#posts from the crypt#batman#harley quinn#holly quinn#mom said its my queue and i can fill it with adam west's batman if i want to !!!!
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i hate having extremely specific niche kinks that have like. very few people id ever confront about getting drawn. not in like an immoral way in a "i have to be REAL comfy with this person and not be so embarrassed sexually and also know if its something theyd even be willing to draw in the first place" kinda deal.
#for anyone curious its the display case thing ive talked about a few times on here#i have one friend whos said shes down to draw it but she like. doesnt do comms and i dont wanna take away from what shes drawin#and i have plenty of other artist friends but idk if drawing some dicks in boxes is something theyd wanna draw in the first place#im just bitching abt it at this point please dont take this as me begging for someone to answer my penis prayers or anything#im not exactly liquid atm so i couldnt even pay you about it so dw#im just in a specific ass mood n wish i had the confidence to walk up to an artist and go#hello. you. would you be willing to draw this specific ass thing for me#im also just like SUPER picky on how dicks look in art and given thats all this piece would be i truly do not want to subject someone#to how particular i'd be abt it
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Tried to use the runner carpets for the first time today. It's curved, angled, not straight, not even trying to be straight, just CURVED. I thought I was crazy and spent a solid hour trying to measure it.
#the sims 4#sims 4#simblr#pet peeve#I tried to measure it with other runner carpets#I tried to measure it with scaled-down litter boxes#I tried to measure it with staring at the pixels compared to another carpet#IT AINT EVEN SLIGHTLY CURVED THAT SHIT A WHOLE 2.4 INCHES BRO#BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK#WHAT THE FECK#its 7am#i was up all night
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For some reason, when I say that I used to wear lots of makeup but don't anymore, some women will look at me like I have two heads. Like complete disbelief. With a vibe of "ew. With your completely natural un made up face? Not possible." Like unless they see old photos (where of course they say "oh you WERE so pretty!") Like it's impossible for me to be able to apply it well, to do elaborate face routines or whatever, and then choose not to. I really don't understand.
#plaid.txt#just a brain dump idk#like i was at an event where a girl had a big box of makeup she was giving away and someone was asking about color corrector#i told her and she just kind of scoffed? and then thanked another girl when she said the same exact thing?#like i wasnt being a dick. i was just explaining how CC works yknow?#not that i endorse makeup or need women who do wear it to idk believe that i CAN. its just an observation
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hmmm ive misplaced my packer somewhere
#bell.txt#i think its in a box in my shed#have the phrase 'ive lost my dick' going through my head in a loop#but fr i cannot remember where it is
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I swear, some people think queerphobia/homophobia is any act of being mean to a gay person
#that NOT how that works my friend#hurting or attacking a queer person for something unrelated to them being queer is not queerphobia#its abuse‚ or being a dick‚ but thats not an Automatic Checkmark in the queerphobia box#not everything needs a fancy Big Bad Label‚ come on now
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not to SYS! on main but like comics Miguel reads just like Robyn and older leo to me it’s soooo weird
#more rob than anything else tbh mostly because of the very blase way of reacting to things#ironically i haven’t read much dick so I wonder if his uh voice would remind me of rob too#Chevys doing most of the heavy lifting with writing SYS! but I am the co-writer and creator and I wanna make their job easier yknow#also I’m autisming#teehee one day seeing rob up theee with the other blue vigilantes#‘but silver/cheri Miguel’s costume is black’ SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS BLUE TO ME#oh miggy. I need to hit him with a brick#I feel bad for like longtime fans of Miguel because I’ve been a fan off and on for years and I’m#already#tired of the mischaracterization from fans#and oh my god I’m tired of seeing his cervix#his box is all up n down the tl so much I can smell it#I think#I’m going to hell for that last sentence but the way#i was talking abt SYS… I’m still rlly excited for it even if I’m nervous you know#I fee somewhat confident in my ability to DRAW people#but to tell a story? nooope. sequential art scares me but that’s what practice is for#and all the art books I uh acquired#man why do I type exactly the way I talk I’m so annoying#why do I get weirdly self loathing so late at night get a job
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