#its a brotp fic but like also and otp fic yknow

[rain-day-today]

Gray and juvia wins! First chapter is out🤭

Attempting to get fluff ideas before i start writing natsu inhuman angst or 1st/3rd generation dragonslayers immigrant angst

[apollorobin]

Kazuichi for the ask game ;)

oh my goodness.........KAZ MY BELOVED. i've spent well over 2 hours non stop writing all of this out lol help me😭 i love him so much, he is my favourite character of everything ever, so thank you very much for asking about him!! i hope this is enjoyable to read, and to anyone who doesn't like him all that much, maybe reading this will change your mind! :) <3<3<3

favourite thing about them: so many things, he is so so so special to me!!!! he also partially reminds me of myself, and i am very attached to him :) i love his character design (and i love that it's explained yknow? it's not like oh yeah he has naturally pink hair for no reason), i love his voice and speech patterns, i love how clingy he is, how realistically scared he is compared to some other characters considering he took part in a literal killing game, how smart he is, how 'normal' his talent is (it's a realistic talent idea for a school like hopes peak, its a normal talent someone could develop after years of working in their family's shop, and its academic so the school would want him yknow? like no offense to e.g. mondo, i love him but why would they want a biker gang leader in a school like that lol😭) anyway i'm already rambling and im only on the first question oops lol. final favourite thing to mention is his tiny braid. soooo cute n silly. and i love his earrings. and how one sleeve of his jumpsuit is cuffed higher than the other. okay no i need to stop rambling now

least favourite thing about them: i don't like how he's so often dismissed as just a comedy character or a pervert or whatever. i wish he'd been written in a little more depth so he could be given a chance by fans who automatically dislike him. i love him so much and i want everyone to experience the joy of loving him!!! he is a sweetheart inside i promise

favourite line: engines revving!!!!! ✊😛✊ lol i also like i'll bury you and your hamsters 6 feet under!!!! and general gundham insults they all make me giggle

brotp: literally EVERYONE omg, i love his friendship potentials with the whole sdr2 cast! buuut some i particularly enjoy are ibuki, fuyuhiko, akane and mahiru :) kaz and ibuki would be so SILLY together i love them, i wrote a pekobuki fic with her and kaz being bffs and it was so much fun to write! she would love to put his hair into fun styles and paint his nails :) fuyuhiko aaa i love them together (also love them as a ship) i like the idea of fuyu being the voice of reason between them, telling kaz off when he needs to and keeping him grounded in reality! akane would sooo be like a sister to him i love her, they would get into lots of mischief together, have food fights, wrestle in mud etc lol. then mahiru aww also so like a sister to him, but akane is more like a twin and mahiru more like a big sister :) mahiru would help him look after himself, help him comb chewing gum out of his hair if hiyoko sticks it in there lol etc. also love him and nekomaru as friends too and ughh i could literally list every character here with a specific headcanon for their dynamic

otp: i'm gonna have to say soudam!! i absolutely adore them, they're so sweet and i think about them all the time :) they could be so good for each other if they settled their differences. one of my favourite dynamics is that gundham has feelings for him but kaz is just too silly to notice lol. i've published 9 fics on ao3 so far, 4 of which are soudam, including a 5-chapter fic (i normally just write oneshots, and the only other future multi chapter fics i have basic mental plots for are also soudam lol so you can tell i love them) they are just so special to me :) some other kaz ships i enjoy are him with fuyuhiko(!!), hajime, and i also quite like him with nekomaru too! :) and my fave non sdr2 ship for him is leon, their ship name is bubblegum rock, isn't that just the cutest name ever?!

notp: if there's gonna be a notp it's gonna have to be sounia, i love them both dearly as characters but just not together. my interpretation of his crush on her is that he is gay, and uses her as a fake crush to hide his sexuality to avoid getting bullied, and his reasoning is that she's a very conventially attractive blonde PRINCESS, nobody would question him for having a crush on her, right?? hence why he finds her hobbies weird etc and doesn't show an interest other than "wow she's so hot" lol. i don't think he realises at ALL how uncomfortable he makes sonia, he's just glad that she doesn't like him so he doesn't have to actually be in a relationship (my 5 chapter soudam fic started with this idea by the way!) and i like to think that if she sat down with him and properly explained why it's not right, he'd cave in and come out and apologise a lot and cry :( also think his treatment of her is partly just, he doesn't understand social cues and social norms very well (me too kaz me too) so he just is doing his best to appear normal :'(

random headcanon: when he listens to music, he sings and dances around his room with a hairbrush!!! but he would be VERY embarrassed if anyone found out :) i have lots of silly little headcanons like this for him that im probably going to post one day! i just think about him 24/7 so i have lots of things like this to say

unpopular opinion: i've seen quite a few people headcanon him as having adhd before, but i personally see him closer to being autistic! not sure really why, i just do! :)

a song that you associate with them: even though he's my favourite character ever i still found this super tricky to answer, song questions don't come easily to me i guess. but! my favourite artist right now is poppy, so "immature couture" by poppy! she has lots of different genres of songs but this one is SO girly and camp and i think kazuichi would love it and secretly listen to it a lot and dance around his room with his hairbrush microphone :'))) here's a link to the song!

favourite picture of them: SO TRICKY ummm my favourite sprite is the engines revving one lol with his tongue out but also love the beanie down over the eyes scared one. i love so many pictures but as a soudam shipper i suppose i will say this one bc ughhh they are just too cute!!:

some honourable mentions are his chapter 2 diner picture looking out of the window, his pictures in the chapter 1 party, and all of those anime screenshots like there's one of everyone on the beach where he's being buried by sonia and chiaki, one where he's at the top of a christmas tree next to gundham a picnic one etc. i love them all (i haven't seen the anime so no idea where these bits come in but i haven't seen scenes surrounding them just singular pictures?)

this was so FUN!!! ihad plans to write fanfic tonight but im glad i spent my time doing this bc it was so much fun, thank you for submitting him :D there's one more character in my inbox but it's midnight for me rn so i will either do it later tonight after a break or in the morning, if anyone else would like to submit a character for me to talk about that would be awesome!!

[clockworkcheetah]

Loved your character ask for Farah! Would you mind doing one for Amanda next?

OTP for them: honestly dont rly have any die hard ships for her (aro!amanda yknow could work) BROTP for them: rowdy 3 obviously Other ships: i have a soft spot for famanda (is that the ship name?) and drummerwolf is fine like dont ship it but dont hate it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What kind of fic I’d write about them: i have the project!amanda fic in the works (someone bully me into finishing it) A favorite canon moment: the train scene was p iconic Color that reminds me of them: dark purple and electric green Song that reminds me of them: start a riot - beginners orrr second child, restless child - the oh hellos A headcanon about them: goddamn my brain just went empty. uhh she was crazy social back as a teen like parties, but also took up a ton of hobbies (try everything once mentality) she hadnt thought about the future down to a t but she had motivations and goals. pararibulitis robbed her of that A random AU I think up on the spot for them: the... project au its all i got rn still canonverse but like amanda being taken by blackwing as a kid does drastically change things (specifically her and todd obvs) Anything else: shes read homestuck

send me a character

[enbyblades]

cyclonus :^)

GWAH thank u..

OTP for them: cygate of Course no question

BROTP for them: him and whirl!!! god their character development in mtmte..*chefs kiss*

Other ships: its cute when whirl joins in the cygate love...they all deserve to be happy and gay together

What kind of fic I’d write about them: domestic slice of life fic after the crew disbanded where hes happy living with tailgate and whirl and maybe some reunion stuff with some other lost lighters

A favorite canon moment: AHG i have so many,,,,i must pick a funny one tho, i love the scene where everyones freaking out cuz they think someones like dying or smthn but its just cyclonus singing,,,,and then when shes teaching Tailgate how to sing,,,,,Waah,,,

Color that reminds me of them: violet

Song that reminds me of them: i cant think of one rn but itd be smthn soft and slow with a low bass...but also the power of love by huey lewis and the news of course

A headcanon about them: they are a nonbinary KING who uses all pronouns babey

A random AU I think up on the spot for them: au where cyclonus and tailgate are both birds and they see eachother at the bird feeder everyday and grow slowllly closer to eachother but yknow cyclonus is a hard seed to crack but one day tailgate doesnt show up and who should realize how much they love him and go save him but cyclonus...i think its fun to turn my favorite characters into animals ghskfik

Anything else: i love himn.....purble <3

[hhawkeye]

as the creator of the best video in film history (the trapper body ody video) Trapper for the ship asks? (-@radarbabieoreilly)

FIRST OF ALL thank you for this im sorry its taken me literal years to respond. trapper body video haunts me every moment of my life and every day i want to make something else to make up for putting that evil into the world but i simply... do not

ANYWAY:

My NOTP for them: OKAY SO i dont think i really have a notp for trapper... he works w anyone... i mean i guess like, frank or some shit actually. wait. frank. apparently theres frank/trapper fic out there which is just. what the hell is that. ok. no.

My BROTP for them: ok actually i love him and mulcahy. irish catholic solidarity BABEY. they dont get that many moments but i think if they did it would have been really good. just guys being dudes. they smoke a little weed together i think.

My OTP for them: haaaaawkeeeeeyeeeeeeeee trapper and hawkeye invented the concept of love, actually, so. no but for real they are just. as talls would say. silly rabbit 4 silly rabbit. i like them SO MUCH i just like them!!!! they make me happy :)

My second choice pairing for them: hmmm. i mean! his blurry wife louise sounds really nice! but if we’re going w characters like... on the show then tbh trapper/klinger like. WHY NOT.

My fluffy pairing for them: ok this is so silly but. traphawk where (redacted circumstance) happens and trapper ends up like splitting his time between boston and maine and like, hes not divorced maybe but he and louise always knew their marriage was like. not for like oh we’re in LOVE love yknow they are just two people who idk its the 40s or whatever and they were some kind of not straight and they wanted to raise a family and they were like Well Here’s How We Can Do That but ANYWAY, anyway, hawkeye moves to boston eventually but that takes a few years due to (redacted circumstance) but anyway its nice and sweet and trapper is like. a loving husband! and a good dad! and they are all living their best lives! i think like trapper and louise do eventually get divorced when their kids are older but its like... a mutual thing that doesnt actually change anything its more just bc this was kinda always where it was heading and now the kids arent so young they dont have to be pretending so much etc and ANYWAYYYYY just that whole. vibe. thanks.

My angsty pairing for them: traphawk but the version where. trapper cant leave his wife because the world is cruel and there are many issues involved and he has KIDS and he doesnt like the expectations of society any more than hawkeye does but he plays along with them because he knows what happens when you dont and :) its fine. its FINE and im not sad about it and im not like, up late at night crying to myself wondering why trapper didnt just leave a fucking note like a normal person. im not.

My favorite poly ship for them: yet again trapper/hawkeye/bj remains ridiculous and yet somehow believable ? i like them :) i like bj’s trapper complex i like the idea of bj being like, jealous while smooching hawkeye bc hawkeye is also idk holding trapper’s hand, and trapper really doesn’t have a stake in it he’s like jealousy is weird bro but he DOES enjoy annoying the hell out of bj so. he of course goads him a little. its fine though.

My weirdest pairing for them: hmmmmmmmm. again trapper just goes with ANYONE so there isnt really a weirdest pairing. like look at him! hes just a little guy :) he can date anyone its not weird. that being said actually trapper/peggy (bj’s wife) is fucking HILARIOUS to me.

[fueledbysprite]

abandoned wips masterlist

so not too long ago i did an insta poll asking if i should expose all my abandoned fic drafts cause i mean it’s not like theyre ever gonna see the light of day otherwise. i was going to do it when i hit 3k kudos on ao3 and i did so i suppose it has come time for me to expose my mistakes

for obvious reasons, don’t repost these (idk why anyone would lol) but if you really like one of these and want to see it continued, just hit up my ask box and i may or may not consider~

Miscellaneous Fandoms:

Ninjago: Zephyr - a Morro backstory fic bc the hageman bros refuse to feed me more content of my son. barely started it but yknow its there

Miraculous Ladybug/BoBoiBoy: this failed attempt at a fanginette fic bc @secretagentspydetectiveninja got me invested even tho writers block is a binch hahshs

BoBoiBoy:

kokotiam gang angst that reminded me i cannot for the life of me write emotional angst (or any angst for that matter oop)

ramenzo (and kaifang) angst that i churned out on a saturday afternoon on a writing spike instead of doing homework bc I Do Not Control the Writing Juice

au where bbb is a forest guardian(?) and fang just wants away from Society (same fang same) i will probably be yearning for woodland aus till the day i die bc who *doesnt* wanna ditch everything and go live in the middle of the woods amirite?

ramenzo n boifang water fight bc you cant convince me these idiots dont get up to ridiculous shenanigans on their downtime

abandoned draft for the sequel to the og ramenzo fic (dont bother reading it literally nothing happens i swear)

i literally don’t remember where i was going with this i think it was supposed to be fang introspection but idk??

uhh kaifang with ramenzo vibes i think this was gonna be? i genuinely don’t remember anymore oop-

RAMENZO IN QUARANTINE yes this one was regular au (i mean duh) and it’s a shame i never ended up finishing it-

i am actually goboifang t r a s h...until i realized im going to have to make all the food by myself and i never learned to make food :’)) (fr if anyone provides me with any kind of fanon gbf content i will love you forever pls)

this...exists even tho i honestly prefer it didnt but ramenzo is ramenzo n ramen has freckles i will fite u on this (dont read it pls)

if anyone wants ramenzo crumbs (and i mean that quite practically) then feel free to consume the Specks

dont read this pls im begging just dont lets yeet it into the void it doesnt exist~ I Do Not See It

update: i discovered this uhh kaifang post-bora ra incident thing in my other drive

Miraculous Ladybug:

okay forewarning there are wayyyy too many of these so im skipping the ones that are sequels/dependent on other fics for context just to spare myself from having to sort through this mountain

i was planning to participate in chlonath week 2k19 (unfortunately for chlonath nation I Do Not Control the Hyperfixation oop) if you want context then ask

marcnath crumbs thats it thats the doc

oh look allya is self projecting again (writing is still pain) (marcnath)

for the one who requested chloenette with the dialogue prompt i am so sorry

idk why this feels like something ive posted before but then again all lovesquare is the same to me (dead) so who knows im not gonna bother checking hshsh (marichat)

chlonath go to comic con or sth idk chloe is tsundere as always (or would have been anyway if i ever ended up Finishing this)

i *think* this was based on a @terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus post but heck if i remember now- (lukanette??)

i have absolutely no recollection as to where i was going with this but if anyone finds the concept interesting then by all means go ahead n snatch it- (manon finds the miraculous i guess?)

this is a great. opening. to a chloe fic. that doesnt exist. oof :,)

caline bustier’s home for orphans amirite (i mean she basically already adopted the whole class so)

im genuinely not a fan of the jealous!lover trope but someone in the marcnath server wanted some at one point so i. attempted. and failed but you know thats to be expected at this point :’3

oh look allya is projecting her writing struggles onto marc again is anyone surprised?

theres probably a museum brotp story in here but it doesnt exist and at this point it never will rip

oh good lord not this again i genuinely managed to forget about it for a while until now-

i just read the first line and im already reeling what the heck is this nathanette(??)

WHY IS THERE MARICHAT IN MY WIP FOLDER WHAT

allya stop projecting onto emo weebs challenge failed

i really wanna know where the context for chlonath skiing trip came from i literally have 0 recollection of this at all??

YO I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THE CONTEXT FOR THIS ONE anyway nath n aroace!alix arranged marriage au anyone?? well too bad cause i abandoned it oop-

ahahahahahahaha wdym i wrote 7k of chlonath and then ditched it i would never do that lmao-

i think this was a hunger games au uh

something something marcnath

marcnath angst i guess? *allya pls stop trying to write angst we’ve already established that is not a thing you can do*

something something chlonath

im never gonna forgive @powerdragonmoon for the fact that i thought “beecock” while glancing over this to figure out wth was going on. cholaon works here too tho so that is what i shall call it //sideways glare at moon

take your otp. now put them on a trampoline. but heaven forbid you ever finish the fic- (chlonath if it wasnt obvious)

nathanette doll au from forever ago with @lotus-duckies that was a real concept its a shame i have 0 commitment

i wanna call this lukanathanette but i honestly don’t remember where i was going with it so idk

hi uhm what is this and why is it so depressing allya fr quit self projecting on emo tomatoes oml

chlonath established relationship i guess??

museum brotp go skating?? is that what this is?

how much chlonath do i hAVE also chloe u tsundere

nathaniel is Yearning n tbh i dont blame him cause same (ft. marc)

i could swear this was gonna be luklonath (chlolukanath??) but i wouldnt be able to remember-

if anyone can figure out what’s going on with marc pls tell me bc i dont-

cholaon but theres no context

Oh god im finally done good lord that’s all of em i hope i never have to look at a mlb doc again in my life anyway pls be grateful n enjoy the crumbs n stuff thanks i sacrificed my sanity for this-

[stevethehairington]

for yo character headcanons: our bois sam, steve and bucky ILY

thank youuuuu for the ask my dear! this is gonna be a fun one haha. ily tooo

character headcanons

Sam:

1. sexuality headcanon

i feel like sam could probably fall under the pansexual label; most of my ships for him are with females so it wasn’t until i got into the sam/riley ship that i really gave his sexuality a lot of thought. but yeah i adore sam being with riley and honestly the idea of him being with like steve or bucky too is good too, i could defs see him getting his flirt on with those two dorks. 

2. otp

this is. so hard. bc like. i can see sam with literally so many different people. like i love sam/riley, but i also really love sam/maria, and then sam/natasha is nice too, and really really oddly i thought of sam/becca today and like. at least in the fic i’m considering writing atm, it works really well so yeah. idk if i have a solid otp for sam. i guess i usually stick with either riley or maria though depending on the situation. 

3. brotp

oh man. literally the steve/sam brotp and the sam/bucky brotp and the sam/steve/bucky brotps give me so much life. all three of these losers are so good together they play off of each other so well theyre really the Dream Team.

i also really like sam and natasha’s friendship too, i’ve seen some fics get it really good.

4. notp

uhhh, there aren’t really any sam ships that just out to me as a Major No. i guess i’m not super into the idea of sam and clint being a thing? but like it doesn’t really bother me as a ship in general or anything.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head

okay in any fic i write in which it’s a no powers au (so like most of what i write lmao) i have this hc that sam is dubbed the bird whisperer in anyone’s phone. so he was at the park with steve or bucky or whoever he’s mainly friends with in the fic and while he was there he ended up doing something (not quite sure what, maybe i’ll figure that out and write about it one day who knows) and whatever he did brought all the birds to his yard and they l o v e d him, and some even followed him around a little, thus he was dubbed the bird whisperer. 

6. one way in which i relate to this character

i too would do anything for steve rogers. lmao no for real though, sam has a really good loyalty about him and he’s willing to do anything for his friends (i.e. take them in, fight with/for them, etc. etc.) and i like to think that those are qualities i have as well.

7. things that give me second hand embarrassment about this character

i honestly can’t think of anything rn?? like sam’s a p cool, suave dude, he hasn’t really done anything, at least in canon, that makes me super cringe in embarrassment.

8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll for sure!

Steve:

1. sexuality headcanon

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEXUAL MY DUDE. listen there is no way n o w a y steve rogers is not a bisexual man. i mean, come on. have yall seen the movies? steve rogers is in love with bucky barnes, peggy carter, sam wilson, natasha romanoff, and the list probably goes on. no but for real, bucky is literally his life partner, the love of his entire fucking life. tws?? a romcom for fuckin sure. but he also really was in love with peggy carter in tfa, i mean who wouldn’t be she’s fuckin badass and hot af and just a kickass woman. i’m in love with her too steve. and then you cannot tell me he isn’t flirting with sam at the beginning of tws because he so is. and i bet while bucky was Gone he probably somehow got his hands on some of thor’s asguardian mead or whatever at some avengers party and he and nat drunkenly kissed a little just to see what it was like (yknow before she got with clint ofc). but seriously this boy is a Bisexual Disaster and we all know it. 

2. otp

is this even a question? obviously its stucky. they’re my reason for breathing tbh. no jk but i love them to death and listen you cannot tell me that they are not fucking soulmates okay? bc they are. they ARE. there is literally not a single heterosexual explanation for a n y t h i n g they do. the “keeping the uniform” bit in tfa? gay! the “shared experience” line? gay! breaking through 70+ years of brainwashing by reciting your wedding vows? gay! they are so in love it hurts!!

3. brotp

i have a lot of steve brotps tbh. i love the steve/natasha friendship so so sooo much. i really love how they did it in tws and i really just love the idea of them being close with each other like that. i also really love the steve/sam friendship ofc too. they play off of each other so well, and their flirty banter gives me lifeeee. i do like a good steve/tony friendship as well, and i like steve/wanda friendship too, i feel like they have a good relationship. 

4. notp

steve/sharon lmao. okay so like. i don’t exactly hate it, as in i don’t have a problem with the ship if it were done right. but bc it was so poorly done in the mcu i Do Not like it and i Do Not support. like the timing was horrible, it was all very no homo, the fact that she’s peggy’s niece and they flirt literally right after her funeral was in such poor taste and it makes me seriously uncomfortable, and also the way the mcu totally made sharon’s character nothing more than a love interest, and a really poorly done one too, just pisses me off bc she couldve been a really badass character if they wanted to make her one. so yeah. there’s just a lot of reasons why i Do Not like this ship. but it doesn’t like squick me or anything and i can tolerate it as like an old ship in fics, like she was steve’s ex before he met bucky or smth like that. 

5. first headcanon that pops into my head

6. one way in which i relate to this character

i too would wbecome a wanted government fugitive and fight anyone who got in the way for bucky barnes

7. things that give me second hand embarrassment about this character

again, i can’t really think of anything that gives me too much second hand embarrassment about steve… i guess maybe just the fact that he’s a disaster when it comes to his feelings for people can make me have to look away and shake my head at his dumbass antics lmao. 

8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon role fo sho

Bucky:

1. sexuality headcanon

BIIIIIIIIIISEXUAL AS WELL MY DUDEEE. i could see bucky as straight up gay as well, but i like to stick with the bisexual label bc 1. im bisexual and i like to see my faves as bi too lmao and 2. i do think that he genuinely did like going out with girls back in the 40s and taking them dancing and shit. like he was definitely flirty and suave and good with the ladies but i dont think it was all for show. like i think he really did like those girls. ofc he loves steve though, like i said, soulmates! but yeah, my boy is defs bisexual too!

2. otp

again, obviously stucky, see above for my rantings and ramblings about why lmao.

3. brotp

i have a lot of brotps for bucky too lol. i fuckin love the banter between bucky/sam, like the mcu did that right! and i hope that their show can deliver more of this Good Content. they work so well, it’s that love/hate realtionship and i am Here For It. they secretly love each other as best friends despite what it may seem. i also really really really love the bucky/natasha friendship, like sign me the fuck up!! they would be the best of friends and i just. love this friendship so much. i also like the bucky/clint friendship too, i feel like these two dumbasses would get up to some good shit together lol. 

4. notp

hmmm, i guess i could say bucky/tony for this. like. i don’t know much about this ship and i dont read for it or anything so i really just dont like it bc i cant see them together romantically or anything. so like idk if i can call that a notp bc i dont hate it or anything, it’s just not my cup of tea.

5. first headcanon that pops into my head

this one is tried and true but it’s always the first bucky hc that pops into mind. bucky was drafted, he didn’t enlist on his own. he refuses to tell steve that though bc of how fucking scared he is about it and bc he knows how much steve wants it, he doesnt want steve to think hes ungrateful or doesnt care about his country or anything like that. so he hides his letter away somewhere he knows steve will never find it. 

steve only finds out when he finds bucky on the table in azzano reciting his number which evidently, gives up the fact that he was drafted. 

6. one way in which i relate to this character

i too would follow that little guy from brooklyn that was too dumb not to run away from a fight to the jaws of death klgsj. no but really, bucky doesnt like to fight, he doesnt. he never wanted to go to war in the first place, he’s not the one that starts the fights, only finishes steve’s when he can’t, and he’s tired of war and fighting and all that. and i think that that’s something i have in common with bucky, that i dont want to fight unless it’s the last resort. like i’d rather try to civally solve a problem than jump straight to the arguing and fighting bits yknow?

7. things that give me second hand embarrassment about this character

again, i can’t think of much that embarrasses me about bucky. he’s a p chill dude. 

8. cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll and you can’t tell me otherwise. 

[richardmcbain]

frank castle

wow thanks stranger

favorite thing about them

i love that he's a fucking miserable old man who never learned how to process emotion in a healthy way and is just constantly trapping himself in worse and worse situations so he never has to learn how to move on.

i love how hard he tries to keep people from becoming him like he pushes so many people away because he doesn't want them in this lifestyle and as hard as he is on matt for being a (pussy) hypocrite he's even harder on him during cell block D when he starts to agree with frank. like  he has to keep doing this because if he gives up vigilantism he will have nothing left... “you don’t wanna be me” ouchie ;w;

i love that he's still so good with children like he drops ALL his bravado when a child is scared around him i love that. he has such a caring heart underneath is all just let yourself HEAL you fucking NEANDERTHAL 

i love that he takes himself so seriously he says shit like "the only person who would have free access to assault rifles is me. the punisher." he says that and he means it 100% my god shut up you fucking idiot.

that one time he shot a guy for not recycling.

least favorite thing about them

the fact i can't own punisher merchandise without someone thinking i'm a blue lives matter

favorite line

A MAN WHO HASN'T ANYTHING TO LOSE CAN'T HELP BUT WIN

brotp

ok pre suicide run microchip and frank makes me eat shit and die but micro went huey emmerich on us so RELATIONSHIP ENDED RACHEL IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND

otp

if frank were able to open himself up enough to be in a romantic relationship again, he wouldn't be the punisher anymore. like its 100% dependent on him being so emotionally repressed he can justify all this. so like... OTPing frank is hard.

but i also 'short term fling' ship frank with like everyone he's ever interacted with so don't listen to me.

i guess if i really had to choose marc seems the most... probable? but henry also hits a Lot of my favorite ship tropes so tbqfhidek

notp

uhhhh i dont hate the ship but frank and matt would never work out long term even if you did write the 175k+ slowburn fic of frank getting over his grieving issues and them learning to get along like. like they just... wouldn't be able to settle down together yknow. 

matt lets frank hit it once and then they don't speak to each other for 3 months and then they're back to being petty towards each other that’s how you write good fratt.

random headcanon

he’s mostly deaf on the right side.

him and maria were high school sweethearts. 

he can set off a metal detector from 5 feet away solely from the amount of slugs left in him over the years

he doesn’t remember when he lost his wedding ring. he stopped going to the park on the anniversary of his family’s death after that one issue. he continually makes excuses for reasons not to until he just forgets altogether 

unpopular opinion

garth ennis writes the least compelling version of frank's character because he’s the only punisher writer who thinks Frank Is Right

suicide run should be thought of an essential punisher story arc 

frank shows attraction to multiple men throughout the comics history he deserves to be treated as a bicon :/

......i didn’t hate punisher volume 4. i feed off ham-fisted religious symbolism don’t talk to me.

song i associate with them

i have a spotify playlist for frank castle but none of them would make sense to anyone other than me so uh i’m cheating here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4kUIKRz23M

frank was listening to this song in vol 2 while killing someone and it’s kinda Sad 2 think about

favorite picture of them

its fucking this one i love this image so much i want it on a cake

however THIS is a very close second

^_^