#its MY yuri crackship and you WILL LIKE IT

[pespillo]

my little messenger of love

[jelly-fish-wishes]

Jellyfish: I have a new crackship!

Me: oh! lets see

Jellyfish: Cozette x Reclusa

Me:

Put down that pencil

Jellyfish, you scare me

JK

We have toxic yaoi (Luigi × Dimentio)

Now toxic hetero (Cozette x Reclusa)

Only toxic yuri is missing

HEAR ME OUT

Now, I spent all day and night drawing for this ONE ASK. I was tempted to have a comic for this because it came to me as I woke up in cold sweat, but I compressed it to a bunch of doodles and sketches instead. Best to summarize it so that I don’t trap myself in ANOTHER comic lol.

There will be cliché tropes here, but WHO CARES, ITS MY LIFE SOURCE. This is an unpolished story, so here we go.

They have a lot in common. In the flashbacks, Cozette is seen alone until Connie comes up to talk to her. Reclusa doesn’t seem to have a reason as to why he is the way he is other than needing Glohm to live. Not even a backstory. So any HEADCANON is free game HUEHUEHUEHUE

This ship can probably take place after the events of the game, and Cozette knows no one in Concordia can defeat him, so she takes it upon herself to redeem him. Of course, there will be animosity between the two. At first.

Cozette seems like someone who has the heavy burden of being a Wattanist, so she needs a successor, and that’s Connie. They may be close, but Cozette knows she can’t live forever. Meanwhile Reclusa CAN, which is why he would have a hard time making bonds even if he wanted to.

I like to think that he’d change colours if he had a bond, so now he matches Cozette (like soul bonding or something 👉🏼👈🏼)

I don’t think Reclusa can live off of connectar, so of course their bond has consequences. And Cozette will want him to stay because she’s grown fond of him. This also has consequences. (Yes I drew her blushing, COME ON. IF I’M GOING TO BE A FILTHY DEGENERATE SHIPPER, THAN I MIGHT AS WELL GO ALL OUT AND NOT HOLD BACK)

WHOOPS, others see them out of context, yada yada yada. “Our love isn’t just forbidden, we’re hurting each other” *swoons* And all you get from Reclusa is guilt, guilt, and MORE guilt.

Ppffttt

So sappy. I love it. Take this track to go with the last images huehuehuehue

[irlnorthshaw]

Here's a question:

What are your Supa Strikas ships that you thought of and like, and think people wouldn't get?? (I'm curious lol-)

MIMPI... mimpi... be careful for what you're asking because you know how i am with shipping. guys i ship for life. like i dont give a damn if the ship's interaction is worth one cent... i make do with what i can and have!!! and after rewatching the show a couple billion times... i have gathered some INTERESTING ones.

liquido and riano

as you may know, i have watched "your latest trick" A LOT. yes they did interact in this one scene and never again but hear me out– they give me: liquido can't get over himself and thinks he can bag one of the finest man in the super league. but we all know riano, riano isn't having any of that. their convo would go something like this:

"hey, riano~" "goodbye, liquido."

el matador and blok

YES. yall heard me. this is also me showing some love to blok because some people seem to forget about him!!! what can i say, i love the idea of this dynamic. the thing is, sometimes i ship things in a way i wanna see more of them interacting and not necessarily picture them BEING together. if that makes sense.

these two are exactly that. i wanna see more of them interact bc lowkey i thought it was so wholesome when blok wanted to collaborate and promote fzzzl bmmm w the release of el matador's action figure.

DOOMATIC!!!!! OH YEAH BABY

if only automatic had more moments EUGH... this would've been so good. i personally pat myself on the back when i thought of this one bc i cooked HARD!!! they definitely cannot stand each other and to me, that's the best part of it all.

enemies to lovers who? more like enemies and i cannot believe we're also lovers.

skarra and north

the best way i can describe this one is. i am simply projecting myself on north and i love skarra. so... yeah #SHAMELESS

inyo and miss altivo

AKA PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE YURI!!! this one you guys HAVE to love. PLEASE!!! the potential is so insane here... inyo's big brains and chameleon-like tactics? combined with altivo's unwavering power over these dumb men for clicks and views??? COUNT ME TF IN!!!

we need more yuri in this fandom and THIS is where we should start.

brenda and lena

SPEAKING OF YURI... here's another one. except this time i am so surprised nobody has jumped on this yet??? futbol 360 yuri, i NEEEED IT!!! i need it now. they'd honestly be so cute and wholesome, moreover they definitely trade information abt the players for work

coach and the sheikh

now this one is a tad bit controversial BUT who am i without some controversial opinions!!! this is another case of i cannot see them BEING together, but i would kill to see them interact more. they are wayyy more entertaining than coach and vince. (THAT MIGHT ALSO BE CONTROVERSIAL) ohh... the way sheikh is so sassy w coach. maybe i just want more of the sultans... yeah thats it.

"losing your cool, coach? or just losing?" AND THEN PROCEED TO WALK AWAY LIKE THE BADDIE HE IS??? crazy stuff. i want more. NOW!!

belmont and von pushup

OKAY SO... storytime is i had an edit of these two a long time ago but i cant find it???? so consider it xander lost media at the moment. you guys need to hear me out on this because they would be SOOO PEAK!!! jock and goth but to another level i fear. as big and tough the iron tank guys are, i doubt they can stand grimm fc's haunted gimmicks.

plus von pushup works together w belmont to scare his own team bc he thinks its hilarious and perfect psychological training for them

AAAAAND THAT'S ALL... for now hehehe

sorry for the really long response but I HAD TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM!!!! i love crackships so much and especially in supa strikas bc we get a whole lot of freedom as a smaller fandom to do whatever. this was a very fun post to make, thank you so much mimpi for that lovely question!!! i always look forward to your input

[puffskeeter]

Can you make a list of the ships that you like? I know there is Robloss and Mitchercup, but I would like to see more. Only if you want tho. Love your art💞

Sure! And TYSM!! :D

I'm always open to new ship ideas, I love seeing different interpretations of the PPG universe and all of the characters within it, so dont take this post as RRBORN HC specific!

Blossom: Robloss, PrinBloss,

Buttercup: Mitchercup,

Bubbles: Mikeubbles,

Brick: BrickMike (crackship but i think its potential is funny and cute; thank you @/cakesnake04 )

Butch: None tbh, unless you count a random bkg character that doesnt have a name or any speaking lines lmao

Boomer: Princess x Boomer (i prefer platonic but still)

Princess: RobPrin (Robin x Princess, toxic yuri crackship) Princess x Julie Smith (crackship/rarepair)

MISC: Berserk x Queenie (princess' PPNKG counterpart) Mojo Jojo x Him (divorced toxic yaoi) Him x Professor (crackship)

I am always open to suggestions!

I didnt add any PPGxRRB ships for this post because i have a lot of shit that i want to say about PPGxRRB... i dont hate any of the ships on their own, i just dont like a lot of the popular interpretations of the ships.

Side Notes:

Blosick is the only PPGxRRB ship that i dont actually ship! I have ideas or HC's for all of the other ships. (vauge HC's albeit. I'm not a very passionate PPGxRRB shipper anymore)

I could see robin shipped with any of the PPG, i just prefer roblossom the most lol. Same thing goes for Princess and PrinBloss

I am pretty indifferent to ships with characters from other shows as long as the characters are similar in age. (Dexters lab, Billy and Mandy, Pibby, etc.)

On instagram i saw someone Shipping Kim x Berserk and its never left my mind for a second. They took the art down a long time ago (?) but OP if you see this its my cry for you to post it again. OP, POST KIMSERK ON TUMBLR DOT COM, AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS.

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

You know it, We know it, in the end there can only be one, and it is hereby decreted that the newest and only crackship ever is...

JOELBEANS!

Yeah, we could have seen this one coming from an overworld a way, but its win still hits us like a car, or a comet maybe! But who else could match his freak but himself, be honest. that man is the only being capable to have an homoerotic relationship between himself, and himself (editing), even the creators agree, look at guess the build, they made fanart of joelbeans there! In a thousand words or in just one, this ship could have just been called "egomania" and we'd all still get it, joel's head is so big, of course he'd want to have some of it!

But, what are winners without runner-ups?

IN SECOND PLACE WE SEE...

THE PANTHEON QPR!

Hell yeah! i cannot express how i personally am so happy it got this far, while the idea itself wasn't mine, i did change it with the help of the other admins. what is better but a platonic polycule between 10 gods from 10 different servers? Joelbeans apparently. So some presentations are probably needed, and the pantheon is always open to new deifications! In first, standing at her 10 feet tall, it's lizzie, the godess of the ocean herself; At her right lay in all her ratjesty folly, spreading life across worlds in the form of her folly trees; Next up is saint pearl, santa perla, godess of moon and the light it brings; Of course, even the darkest places can see light, and that's something kristin, the godess of death, can tell you a lot about; After this line-up, you could be led to think all gods are mature and wise, and here come joel, ruler of stratos and god of thunder, it is said that when his cheeks clap, lighting strikes... Well, to a slightly serious note, even if the wisdom is still far, here is lifestealowner, the fading, discreet god of warriors and fighters, who leads armies in battle, no matter the side. We talked about the saint pearl, godess of the moon, so what about bdubs, god of the sun and the day, bringing his light to the world every time he sleeps. After the more *benevolent* gods, time to get to the more controversial ones, Jschlatt, god of hubris, making sure every icarus will see their downfall, so if the deal ever seems to good to be true, it probably is, never sign a contract with a god, never take Jschlatt's apple. Next is Grian, the watcher, God of fate, more of a silent observer than anything, watching the strings of life twists and pull. And finaly, on the more active side, and less mature one too, is evbo, the god of parkour and all things challenging, because what is life without a little competition?

Well well well, that sure is a nice selection we got here, but does it hold up to previous winners?

Sligthly more from the admins:

Admin 1 here, still loyal to this dumb idea since the start, and it actually costed me more than anything... how many of my own crations have rebelled and are now living rent-free in my mind? only i can know, but at least i can inflict the same on you lot!

I'll never regret this blog, firstly because every time it's so fun and filled with great ideas, but also because i met a bunch of peoples through here, the obvious like other admins and admins on other blogs (looking at you @mcyt-builds-contest, can't wait for the fic ;D), but also the regulars, (looking at you fwhilza analyst, i'm manifesting them on the realm smp so hard rn)

All in all, it's been fun, and i'll see you all next time for season 4! but before we get to that, let's get some sponsors! if you have any blog you want boosted that is even slightly related/inspired by this one, let us know!

Admin 2 here! you may know me as the one who reblog stuff sometimes and is always way too late, you may also know me as the one who stole the account of a previous admin and is still using it!

Contrarly to admin 1, i ain't a big tumblr user, more of a tumblr lurker, so this whole brackets got really out of hands really quickly for me, it's already stressful to run a blog for fans when it gets kinda big, but it's even worst when a bunch of CCs start to interact with it, but alas, i discovered so many niche creators through the very non-neuronormative rant about our crackships (i'm one of y'all i can make this joke lul) and i can only say, man i love mcytblr

Admin 3 here! i'm the newest one so sorry if i don't have much to add, i'm trying my best😁! I still don't know how i got here, i wasn't even a big minecrafter and somehow got myself in this mess (/aff❤️) i won't make this a long block of text and will instead simply say:

I love you all 🫶💖 and remember to stay silly ✌️kekw

Also to keep you all entertained while we wait, we're bringing back bingo!

send us an ask with a crackship and you'll get the opinion of a random admin about it!

[jjcocker]

akachan3000 -> 3000nekos -> n3komachine -> jjcocker -> v1neria -> jjcocker (again HAH)

PINNED POST NUMBER 5 MORBILLION!!!!!!1!1!1!

ok hi. hi hello sorry.,

-> some quick info

my names yuri (i have a bunch of other names but Im. not listing them all)

stawpage AND pronounce dot see see

he/him heart/hearts

genderqueer/transmasc + remix 3 tengoku is also my gender (<- i mean this unironically)(+ i myself coined it too so. yea. Ill make some flag redesigns, will link l8er)

lesbian + fictorose

english isnt my first language (🇧🇷) please tell mewhen I mess smth up

will need tone tags at times

OH YEAJ i firgot to add. im a minor but idk any1 can follow me if they wana🔥

↑ if youre an 18+ blog and I follow you (i dont usually really read blog descriptions or pinned posts,,ironic) um feel free 2 block me. ^_^

↑ If you follow me first tho (happens sometimes) ill just .. get confused idk

i also am a selfshipper,, (romantic) f/os are jj rocker and remix 7 yuka (rhythm heaven). and possibly (as a platonic onw) vineria (sprunki)

i trigger tag stuff w #cw [thing]

-> interests

as of now rhythm heaven and incredibox have like a Chokehold on me DHDHFHFDGH. other things I like are pop team epic, ace attorney, sam and max, ikigusare, inside out and some more stuff. i also am fixated on brazilian mythology. ilove being obnxious about my nationality<3

ok nowthis is just stuff I dont find too essential to put above rhe cut so

-> sona stuff

um heres the refsheet for my sona here ^w^

unnecessary fun fact time it was a stepsona @ first. And then i figured I was a furry so I just. Gave it fox ears and tail (and shorter haie for some reason)

-> tag guide sorta

there r like 3 main tags I use

#ventpost is when i uh. Vent. block that tag if you dint want to see me cry about stuff

#yuri but 𝓐 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 is for when the "se" part in fictorose acts up. Currently ALL posts are about jj rocker. I am normal about him.

and #ptbr which is for posts in portuguese!!

-> The Rap Women

hi so on my rh fixation. i LOVEEE the rapwomen i AUAAGGHH. sorry I LOVE THEMMM SO MUCHHH AAAAGH. i afded this bc im REALLY fixated o n them. I jsutbam not too activebut i love these 2 and have been for ovr a year now <3

-> typis

j cant slell basig.cally. Most of my posts are gonna be full of typos becasue i type fast . and sometimes my brain js.. Forgets to spell?

-> this is about the pairings that I like (mainly on rh UFHFJHSJ)

this is js gonna be the tags for some ships I like in case you wanna block them or not

#💙❤ -> tag 4 the rapwomen

#rockershipping -> tag 4 the rockers

#nekoshipping -> tag for this one crackship I made (cat machine/ms whiskers(the cat on rat race))

#pipipopu -> tag for pipimi/popuko (i dont post too oftsn there as of now bc my rh fixation is really Strong rn so I barelt do much pte art,,)

-> othar places I might be around

discoed is rapwomen. Yes im fr i got that as a namesnipe

ALSO im rapwomenyuri on twitter

ii also have a spacehey!! its rappuimen (guess my fav rhythm tengoku characters/silly)

-> ok thats all

uh. thats kind of it?,also i dont exactly have a dni list. I just block what/whoever I dont wanna see,,

just. here aeesome extra images n stuff

(rhythm heaven lesboy userbox by @/lgbtq-userboxes ^_^)

[longelk]

you got any ships?

my number one ship is grimora/woodcarver, i love old woman yuri and thinking about how they'd discuss philosphy together, and with them being lonely and bitter about their existence i think they deserve each other tbh. i also like grimora/magnificus in a divorced/sentimental type way.

i like kaycee/leshy, but im just as ok with thinking of them as just friends. i have some other kaycee crackships i will not list because its embarrassing

aand i like rebecha/amber

[booktaggy]

top five price tag ships go! /nf

LETS GO thank you for this ask

1. booktag! its peak

2. nailtag is good too they’re the classic yuri

2. cointag is my crackship qpps love u oiny

2. can i put pillowbooktag in here? its differwnt in its own way thanks pillow

2. caketag i feel like this has a better name by those more intereste in it but cake is a cutie i tjink jt works

[zeravmeta]

since its gladiias birthday i wanna share a crackship concept i made with her specifically with goldenglow where like kaltsit at some point tells gladiia she needs to relax her fucking shoulders for a bit maybe shower or get a haircut and gladiia not immune to kaltsits raw sexual advances (yuri bishe fantasy filter in her head) is like FINE. OKAY. and visits goldenglows salon for just that and in a moment of sapphic induced haze forgot about her seaborn infection mark and freaks out when goldenglow pulls up her hair and sees it. and at this point gladiia is ready to paint the walls with this cat but goldenglow just goes "hey its ok I get a ton of infected people come in here theres no need to be ashamed" and gladiia musters all her years of fighting experience to go "yeah. my infection. thank you for understanding". and after walking out of the salon with a fresh new hairdo shes malding and trying to get herself under control just reminding herself that its just a random land dweller she doesn't know anything and its better that way and even if she did she'd be too weak to do anything gladiia the abyssal hunters honored consul and captain doesn't need pity or sympathy and then like as she makes her way to invade kaltsits office for a romantic tryst (strategy meeting) she randomly overhears some of the RI staff talking about their personell and one of them goes "yeah its a shame susie doesnt want to be an elite caster. with her arts she could nuke an entire city no sweat" at which point gladiia nearly facefaults into the nearest wall because What The Fuck Is Up with the land dwelling cats are all of them so powerful???