#its 2am and im dying

[dontbelasagnax]

Obi-Wan "gets chatty right before falling asleep" Kenobi and Cody "uses his husband as a bedtime story" Kenobi (by common law marriage)

[sortableroseanimations]

yk its just occurred to me how fucking funny it is that a guy living is considered major spoilers

[burntoutyouth]

“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately... I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.”

― Dead Poets Society

Have you ever felt like drowning but when you're on land? Like oxygen is all around you but taking every single breath feels like going through a war. When you're holding back those tears, keeping a straight face and your throat is aching so much that you just want to give up? It's like drowning in everything. And nothing. You feel everything but want to feel nothing. Every bad memory, every bad feeling, floods your mind. And for a while you try to break through the waters. You try to remain afloat. Throwing your hands and legs in a desperate attempt to reach the surface, to swim towards the shore. Quite desperate, yet futile. After a while you stop. And you let yourself drown. You let yourself go deep, deep, and deeper still. Hoping that you'll reach the bottom. Hoping that you'll finally escape this. But It's an endless pit. It keeps going on and on and on. But you can't really die from this drowning. Because you can still breathe. Your lungs are still fully functional, taking in air and pushing it out. Air in, air out. In and out. But you can't do the same with those echoing voices in your head a and the things you are being told. Words that push through you and go in but you cannot push them out. It grows there, inside you spreading its root deep. Deep, deep, so deep. You hope it to grows around your heart and stops it from beating. Stops this mess once and for all. But it doesn't because of course, a parasite will never kill its host. And that leaves you drowning and yet still breathing. Not alive, not in the truest sense of the term. But just breathing.

(this sounds so fucking suicidal , might just follow Neil Perry's footsteps 🥰)

(I need to go to a therapist)

(oh nvm, I'm broke. Ig I'll just go and listen to THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT)

[decaffeinatedscarykoala]

If anyone wants to help a girl out 😭

I can't believe I'm doing this but my friend told me to suck it up and just deal with it

I rly need to resit and I'm super broke so I guess this is where we are at

I'm super embarrassed

Someone shoot me

I can't believe it has come to this but anything is better than nothing and I am working and saving so hopefully we can get enough

I cant believe I fucked up life this bad but here we are I guess 😭😭

[hershelchocolateart]

Hey guys <3 important PSA tomorrow and I'm only sending this now so I hold myself to the goal of making it

[todayisafridaynight]

if i think bout ichi going to jiro kasuga's grave and arakawa accompanying him Maybe At Least Once i just might explode

[nerdstreak]

ah youtube you know just what i wanna watch

[hiiddens]

i changed her theme (still need to fix it a bit) and added a scenario-based section to her plots page if you wanna check that out !! if you ever wanna change plots or add onto ones we have just let me know, as i’ll eventually add more over time ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ i’ll be online tomorrow (saturday) afternoon and reply to all my im’s on discord and tumblr so i’m really sorry if you’re waiting for me !!!

[jendoe]

me making a whole meal: im cured

[celticwoman]

okay so i actually have a fever

[99probalos]

anguishing over jay bauman tonight. Clap if you're anguishing over jay bauman

[bloop-posts]

Thanks for this op

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day ��� even the littlest thing counts

[teabee5103]

Test answers 🤝 Google

[julesssyy]

if you need an area code to call an international (is that what it's called??)number technically i could drop my whole ass phone number and can guarantee you will never guess the area code

[sumbei]

Shoutout to aeveryone that has period cramps.

[belphies-pillow]

It’s been nice having lungs but I need a new pair cause they way this post has me crying laughing is unreal

A while back, me and one of my friends were walking about how hamsters can die in the stupidest ways...

So wrote a little thing about if MC gave the brothers hamsters, how they would die

TW: animal death, of hamsters, it's not graphic or anything just simple sentences -- oh and swearing.... Idk if anyone cares abt that

Lucifer

He probably would try to teach it something like a trick but it would be too dumb to understand and bite his finger. He would just let it sit on his desk in its cage before it could die in one of 3 ways

1. Paperwork got piled up on his desk and covered the hamsters cage, it died from neglect and Lucifer's forgetfulness of it

2. He sneezed or made a loud sound and gave it a heart attack so it died

3. It chewed through its cage and before Lucifer could stop it, the hamster drank his pen ink and fucking died...

Mammon

He probably didn't last long with it because he yelled too loud.

OR, it chewed on his credit card (Goldie) so he shook his card to get it off in a panic and the hamster died from him too vigorously shaking Goldie. The damn hamster died before it even hit the floor.

Leviathan

We know Levi has pets already, so I feel like it would be pretty long lasting. I mean longer than ANYONE could ever in the house because he would remember to tend to it.

Until it either:

1. ran away

2. fell into Henry 2.0's fish tank (or any of the various tanks in his room) and DROWNED.

Satan

He wouldn't have it for that long. Like, at all.

He would probably try to make the hamster and the cat get along and the cat would kill the hamster. Like how cats kill mice and give them to their owners as gifts.

Asmodeus

Asmo would have his for some time, he would definitely decorate its cage and give it like some pretty shit before the hamster started eating the decorations.

Little did Asmo know, what he decorated the cage with could kill the hamster of it ate it. So it died from that.

Beelzebub

Ate it.

No other words. Was it on purpose? Was it on accident? No one knows.

Belphegor

One of two ways this could go, he crushed it or intentionally killed it

1. While Belphie was sleeping the hamster basically chewed through it's cage, got to where Belphie was sleeping and he rolled over crushing the hamster and killing it.

2. It would be like some "how to tell if my son is a psychopath" and one of the things is like torturing small animals. Yeah, that bitch is a murderer and he killed it from just "playing" with it.

So, the order of who's hamster would die first?

1. Beelzebub

2. Belphegor

3. Satan

4. Mammon

5. Asmodeus

6. Lucifer

7. Leviathan