teabee5103
your local dumbass 馃槑
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Funniest man alive, but only sometimes 21 He/They transmasc
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teabee5103 6 days ago
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not putting my face on this site in case the fae try to steal it but I am proud of this beadwork
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teabee5103 6 days ago
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God sending his silliest soldier:
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teabee5103 6 days ago
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Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she鈥檚 casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only
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teabee5103 7 days ago
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I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons
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teabee5103 24 days ago
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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke
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teabee5103 28 days ago
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Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)
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teabee5103 28 days ago
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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shoutout to boring queer people who don鈥檛 do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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I think I should have one hundred billion dollars
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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people dont realize how powerful their kind words can be
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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you wanna fight? alright let鈥檚 take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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teabee5103 1 month ago
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