#ithappened

[obsessivefreakandpartners]

Albus: messing with space and time potentially destroying the universe out of spite for his dad , Scorpius following him in his bullshit because*he loves him and would never let Albus do something potentially dangerous alone*

Harry: Scorpius is a bad influence

Harry: Also you are a Gryffindor now, it was just a phase if you know what I mean

Albus: Hi, my name is Albus I used to be a Slytherin with my favourite homie and now I am straight errr I mean a Gryffindor

Albus pins Scorpius to the ground: I wasn't gay before I met you

Scorpius: baby you have daddy issues and you ain't handling them well

Albus hugs Scorpius

Scorpius mind: fuck that's hot in all the wrong places

Scorpius: um hello do we hug?

[rabbitmotifs]

sorry i still cant get over it. imagine going to an industrial sci fi metal concert where they have lasers on the ends of their guitars and the 54 yr old frontman looks like a mad max extra and in the middle of one of their songs he just stops and starts singing summertime sadness by lana del ray. could you fucking imagine it. i can

[sillymeter]

everyone needs to stop reblogging my partyjockers post and start posting about cellphones

[brieonic]

I personally know more men who have had breast cancer than women.

[mittenhater]

if that glasses ad opens up again in another window while i’m trying to scroll past it, i’m going to kill someone

[georgecunt]

i support your haterisms even if i dont share them ..

i love u, also i realized you must hsve been like 12/13? when the song was popular and i almost died

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

me when unexplained new symptoms start cropping up :PPPP

[wigglecoin]

That’s exactly it

i really need a wlw book or movie to scratch a certain itch that a lot of wlw content doesn't achieve and that is like long long long long term pining. a lot of wlw media is instalove and that is fun and sweet but my god i need wlw best friends to lovers pining for ten years shit. i need wlw enemies to lovers fuck down a house shit. i need to be able to reach into a story and have to yank out the root to be fully entertained please. yes a lot of queer women fall in love fast but a lot of us pine secretly for years TOO. and i need it to end HAPPY.

[the-snowfall]

idkwhen yourr already in a fucjed up terrified mental srate seeing a grasshopper desperately clinging to life, getting increasingly more panicked and terrified and ultimately, repeatedly killed without a care or even notice from anyone is. idk.

i wanted to at least give it water so bad. there wasnt any nature nearby i have no idea how it even got here and instead i watched it repeatedly die.

[inkandalchemy]

Sunday studio time. Day 8/100 #ithappens #the100dayproject #everythingisart (at Albuquerque, New Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpaX-eBOgfF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bushcraftandprepping]

Anyone else keep an air compressor and tire patch kit in their vehicle? I have AAA and insurance road side assistance but sometimes there’s situations that prevent them from getting to you like off-roading, on a road out in the middle of nowhere or not wanting to wait for many reasons. My girl Dax sitting next to the 56 piece tire repair kit from @bouldertools and a @viaircorp 88P 12 volt 120psi air compressor adds to my vehicle prep for off-roading as well as every day use for maintaining tire pressure or run over a nail or bolt on the road or parking lot. #viaircorp #offroading #4x4 #offroad #offroader #emergencypreparedness #camping #roadtrip #selfreliance #selfsufficient #shtf #ithappens #bushcraftandprepping #survival #survivalist #survivalgear #aaa #breakdown #bugoutvehicle #bugout #bugoutgear https://www.instagram.com/p/ConsRtJPCzd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[brain-empty]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????

[christianbaileyceramics]

I try to be very safe in the studio but sometimes an accident will happen. Check that a mistake will happen because accident means I had no control and in the studio I should always have control. Case in point, I was shaping this little piece of wood for a sculpture and in the essence of time I wasn’t holding it with pliers. (Can you spot the mistake) In my mind I was just quickly shaping it and putting it back to check fit. Well the dremal let me know I was going to loose more time than I was saving. TW second photo is the unbandaged thumb. On a positive note wife was proud as I hadn’t injured myself to needing bandages in over a decade. And I did get it shaped and in place too. #sculpture #clay #mistakes #ithappens https://www.instagram.com/p/CoAmQ9jACgM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lopojo]

🤭. #laughoftheday #oops #ohmy #anewmeaningforLMAO #funny #ithappens #repost (at Burbank, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnYHAzPJ-LK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[itsbunnynotcuniculus]

Dickie boyyyy, why so serious? Is this about the lunch?

HENYR YELLED AT ME IM CRYI G

[sukoshininja]

Accidental Intentions

Chapter 21 | Reflection

wattpad | ao3

Gay panic has Keith spiraling

Due to ao3 scheduled to be down today, you can also find today’s update under the cut.

Chapter 21 | Reflection

Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!

Lance had rolled off of him and was laying next to him, staring at the ceiling.

Keith was panting, trying to process what ithappened but then Pidge was there, asking what they were doing. Hell, I'd like to know. What the fuck was that?

It was an accident. That's what it was. A lapse in judgement. Not something he would normally do. He was just tired, yeah. And worried. No big deal. But she could never know. He looked over at Lance, who was looking stunned and anywhere but him.

"Is this what I think it is?" she asked.

Both boys tried to look as innocent as they could with their wide eyes and red cheeks.

"Oh. My. God."

Oh no.

A huge smile split her face as she bounded to them, leaping into the bed and settling in between them. "You made the sky!" she exclaimed gleefully.

In shock, Keith glanced over at Lance who in turn glanced over at him in silent agreement. Not a word.

"And not just any old sky, our sky!" Pidge babbled on happily. "And I wondered when I would see it again. I just can't believe it! Summer time, right?"

Lance made a squeak noise as if his voice broke before clearing his throat and saying huskily, "Uh, yeah," as if he weren't quite certain. Under normal circumstances, Keith would have thought it was as funny as hell, but these were not normal circumstances.

"Who else knows about this?" Pidge asked. "All the earth peeps should stare at this together."

"It, uh, was kinda just meant for me," Lance admitted huskily as he shifted uncomfortably, bitting his lip. His lip that Keith now knew the taste of.

Keith brought his hand up to cover his face, which was on fire. He was so red.

"All that hard work and you're not gonna share?" she asked a little louder than necessary, Keith thought.

"Katie?"

Oh great.

"Shiro!" Pidge exclaimed happily. "Come join us!"

"I was looking for you. Did you need any help with repairs?" Shiro asked from the doorway.

"Come look at the stars!" Pidge invited to Lance's protesting squaks. At least he looked as discombobulated at Keith felt.

"Is that was I think it is?" he asked sounding impressed.

Keith was having a hard time processing. He really needed to sort out what had happened between him and Lance. But then Pidge had shown up and he had to concentrate on acting normal. As if laying quietly beside Lance was normal. Now Shiro was here to further complicate matters. He needed to get away.

"I'm going to bed," Keith announced, rolling up to a sitting position.

"Wait! What about your shower?"Pidge asked.

He needed to get out of there. Now. "Fix it some other time!" he said, slamming the door behind him. He realized too late that he had locked in Pidge and Shiro with Lance. Whatever, it was Lance's problem now. Besides, Pidge would be able to get it open. And if not, Shiro could cut through anything.

He entered his room with a sense of relief. No clutter, everything was in order and in its place. After pulling off his boots he threw himself on the bed. His ceiling was blank, of course.

"What the hell?" he wondered aloud. He couldn't get the sensation of Lance's lips pressed against his out of his head. But how could he let this happen? One minute Lance had pushed him over, awkwardly landing on top of him. Then there was nothing but those blue eyes, and he was frozen.

And then...well, Keith brought a finger to his lips. He couldn't recall how it happened. Had Lance crushed down on him or had he come up to meet Lance? He honestly couldn't say. Nor did he know why. The Blue Paladin was an annoyance, a thorn in his side. He kicked himself for allowing the kiss last as long as it did. Why couldn't he stop it? Could it be that he had been keeping his secret for so long that he was starved for skinship? Yes, if anything, that had to be it.

But then, what of Lance? He didn't pull away until Pidge interrupted them. Was Lance keeping secrets too? Or was the flirt just desperate for physical contact? It wasn't like Lance had a shot with the princess. But if he was honest with himself, Keith knew that Lance was probably just teasing him. Like he knew, and was playing with him cruelly.

He grabbed his pillow and smacked it against the bed frame a few times before throwing it across the room as he sank to the floor, head in his hands. Simultaneously replaying that moment to feel something and trying to block it out of his head to feel nothing. It was a mess. He was a mess. It was stupid and shouldn't matter, but it did. It mattered more than anything.

As tired as he was, Keith found it very hard to sleep that night.