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guys remember these doodles? yeah i colored them HASHTAG SWAG!!!!
#aph#hetalia#itager#gerita#aph germany#aph italy#hws#hws germany#hws italy#draws#sorry i keep putting germany in anime waifu scenarios i just think italy would like it#he likes it okay#to compensate in my next drawing i will depict him in a full body cast wheelchair like squidward#italy also likes that too
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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why are PJO characters most consistently measured in scales of Michaels?
Like. this is some of the most specific height information we have out of most characters, besides maybe Percy being an inch shorter than Jason. The Michaels Scale...
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#michael kahale#michael yew#clarisse la rue#this is some of the most specific numbers we get#also for the record i did the math and inferring based on multiple factors#(average height of a 13 year old boy / average height in 1930s italy)#so implications are: a.) Nico is absolutely never gonna break 5'6''. he is probably 5'2'' at best in HoO#and b.) presuming that. the math does add up that in comparison Michael Kahale is about 5'8'' which would put him at ~50lb heavier than Nic#with the *generous* estimate that Nico is like 120lb. which is average for 5'2''#but knowing that Nico weighs like. Nothing. he is Skin and Bones. lets guesstimate that Nico is 120 soaking wet. hes probably closer to 110#i do too much math for these books. anyways enjoy that. wiki i want the heights updated with sources on my desk by tomorrow /j
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Obsessed with what America and England have going on in HetaOni. America's like "I keep having to watch my dad die from overusing his magic in past timelines and not knowing how to stop it is killing me inside but I'm not going to talk to him about it" and England's like "I can't seem to hold a conversation with my son without insulting him but I won't hesitate to use my dying breath to ensure I can protect him from beyond the grave"
#good morning i still have hetaoni on the brain#that scene where it looks like america's going to die but turns out past loop england used the last of his strength to cast a shield on him#(+italy and germany) before sending them back to the present.... godddd#and then current loop england goes and takes on the monster america was worried about and succeeds. at the cost of going blind.#one of the very things america was afraid would happen!! he was so relieved when england survived the fight before finding that out too!!!#i don't know if this is coherent im just. they care about each other so much even though they won't say it and 😭😭😭 it makes me ill#sigh. rotating both them and hetaoni in my mind at the same time makes me so. waaughh#(also obligatory disclaimer that hetaoni doesn't label their relationship in any way them being father and son is just canon in my brain)#hetalia#hetaoni#hws america#hws england#tea dad n coffee son#personal#i have an old hetaoni wip fic that i think i intended to do more with but was mostly just about america and england as far as i got...#i can't remember the rest of my plans for it so maybe i'll shift the focus to them and try to get it finished sometime
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Romano stole his heart his sweatshirt. He can’t keep getting away with it!!
This was for a Romano request (but I couldn’t resist sneaking in some RoMerica). I accidentally deleted the draft post with the ask on it sorry!😭
Also thanks Grem for letting me use your Alfred palette, though I didn't use it to its full extent here.
#hws romano#hws america#hws south italy#romerica#americano#temmie tidbits#RoMerica / Spaghetti Western#Romano you god damn sly dog!!#Testone di mi--#lbr here Romano's never gonna give it back and Alfred highkey lowkey likes seeing him wear his clothes#also I'm slowly figuring out how to draw Alfred so that's nice#don't be too surprised if his face and palette look a lil different here n there
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Bold of JKR to assume we'd find Snape unattractive, based on her description of a hook-nosed, black-haired, sallow-skinned, thin dude
Miss ma'am.
I am Italian. That is what most men in my country look like. That is literally what my dating pool is.
Ma'am.
Please.
#severus snape#pro snape#personal#this is of course a longer; more serious discourse#like - I grew up in the UK#and of course I looked nothing like your average UK child - given that I also could be described as Snape is#(and many other nationalities and ethnicities too of course)#and now I live in Italy for the first time in my adult life and I'm realising - yeah she was just describing the average man in my ends#and I could discuss the xenophobic implications of that description (which there is plenty of)#or I could go my usual 'haha I'd pounce in that man' route#I have made my choice lol#that description could also apply to my dad but honestly we're not opening that partivular can of worms today
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they didn’t have the incredibly specific children’s book that i’ve been thinking about for the last two months in the library :((((
#i was also too embarrassed to ask them to order it in specifically lmao#half successful errand running this morning guys if any of you were wondering#no frames in the charity for this painting i bought in italy :(((#charity shop**#but i did buy hair dye and send off a whole bunch of parcels and letters and the like#AND i’ve got my trial shift at the pub later everyone wish me luck!!!#my friend already works there so we’re gonna team up against our other two friends who work at the other nearby pub#might start a full blown feud i think…. could be a fun bit of holiday excitement#also guys my like activity page on here isn’t working???? so if any of you have been trying to communicate w me i cannot see it xxxx#anyway that’s enough rambling for one day lol
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Yesterday we went to the church of San Clemente! It's one of the oldest known churches and also an archeological site, headed by the priests there.
The church itself was built in the 12th century, but was built on top of a church built in the 4th century, which was built on top of a 1st century pagan worship site, avenue, water channel, and public building.
The stonework of the 12th century church, shown above, is absolutely gorgeous and highlights stone stolen from the pagan temples and the forum. The red porphyry breccia in particular is the stone of the emperor, and comes from Turkey.
Going down to the 4th century church, you see frescos in Greecian style, from refugees fleeing the Muslim Istanbul conquest of Byzantium (/Constantinople/Istanbul) where they weren't allowed to paint images of gods.
I highly recommend a visit!
#italy#and i mean fleeing other stuff too. but i was stunned by the eastern style.#And the connection you immediately have with the image thinking of the fear and love with which it was painted.#Its so lovely. This is going to be another highlight of the whole trip for me.#ptxt#Also i have a bunch of notes on the 'marble' locations that are really cool. They'll call just anything marble here lmfao.#Its like a countertop store.#There was propylitically altered gabbro and it was like: *points* Marble!
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been stewing on this one for a while but i said i was gonna post more of my headcanons so here's a little bittersweet tidbit;
childhood was a really rough time for Diomedes and Sthenelus (and the other younger Epigoni as well) full of a lot of grief and sorrow and confusion, and the weight of your father's legacy crushing shoulders too young to uphold it or begin to understand it. Diomedes, for the most part, doesn't even remember Tydeus. All he really knows is the idealized version of him Athena and others hold him to. Sthenelus has fleeting memories of Capaneus but refuses to remember - he only resents. Their childhood was spent being trained up to be weapons.
But even so, I do think there were moments where they got to just be kids. They built their own little fort of escape somewhere they knew would remain hidden. It took weeks of stacking rocks with what little free time they had until it was perfect, and it was theirs, and it was somewhere where they didn't have to be wise beyond their years.
They eventually forgot about it as they got older. They sacked Thebes, Diomedes restored Oeneus to the throne, and then the Trojan War happened, and all the things in between being on the battlefield - getting married, becoming kings, Sthenelus even had children of his own. The fort lay forgotten and untouched, a reservoir of good memories they'd both buried a long time ago.
And then, when they're fleeing Argos, they find it again, reclaimed by the vines and the leaves. All their old stuff is in there still, little wooden swords and shields, animal and soldier figurines, drawings they etched into the rocks. It's the only place they ever had that wasn't overrun by sorrow, where they weren't forced to fill the shoes of men they don't (or refuse to) remember.
But there's just no time left. They have to leave it knowing they'll never see it again. All they can do is hope they can hold onto a fragment of the tranquility their younger selves buried there.
#ok wow that turned out a lot longer and sadder than i wanted it to be#i like to think Sthenelus went with Diomedes to Italy bc he's just that loyal to him#(and also i want a happy ending for them. is that too much to ask)#but ALTERNATIVELY it's just Dio who finds it#and in a whirlwind of emotions (mostly about the fact he'll probably never see Sthenelus again) he destroys the place#he regrets it after but he's long gone from Argos by then#and there's nothing he can do to fix it now#BUT ANYWAYS#thanks for coming to my headcanon post sorry if i pulled on your heartstrings#im incapable of being normal about them#diomedes#sthenelus#diosthe#mj rambles
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you think itager would be good parents?
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TEN MILLION JILLION TRILLION TIMES FUCKING NO!!!!!!! OH MY GOD THEYD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST PARENTS EVER. because see i think like for a week maybe it could work out but pretty fast things would go south bc theyd compliment eachother in the worst ways possible. I think i talked abt all this stuff in my balad of arjun teena (my itager fanchild scenario) but ill say it all again YATTA! Germany would be an absolutely terrible father because hed prioritize his kid and love them more than anything else but hed be so bad at doing things right. bro huys the parenting manuels and fails them so hard bc he sounds like a robot to his kid all the time and sucks at being able to emotionally connect even though hes trying his best. and hes also the one always taking care of the kid bc hes a go getter and italys lazy but this just makes their kid dislike germany more bc they always gotta put up with his ass (and also bc the universe hates germany I think that no matter what the kid will always accidentally take germany's words the wrong way and germany will just get up and leave bc at some point he realizes there is no possible way he can recover from these misunderstandings and saying anything more will just make it worss).
Italy would be a terrible dad in the completely opposite because hed be a super chill and nice parent but like on the inside lowkey not like his kid that much RODF. Like hed think theyre fine but would think oh my GOD can this bitch leave already im tryna go on an impromptu roadtrip across america with germany today. in a world where itager loses homeostasis (another essay I wrote in the past) he's the type of guy who would try to baby trap germany and go wait... WE HAVE TO KEEP THE BABY?!? OH HELLLL NAW!!!!! And ironically i think bc italy is so chill their kid would very obviously favor italy (even though internally germany cares about their kid WAYYY more fhan Italy does) and it would be really funny bc germany would always feel lowkey sad that their kid doesnt want to spend time with germany and then italy would be internally like omfg when can i put this bitch up for adoption. SO IT WOULD JUST BE A TOTAL SHIT SHOW LOL I DONT THINK THEY COULD EVER HAVE A KID NOR DO THEY WANT ONE
#ask#i think its dumb as hell to think itager would desire children#because contrary to popular belief a lot of people like kids but also do not want any at all#cuz i dont think they hate kids in fact they think babysitting can be kinda fun#like its chill yknow#but they both would go instant no if you asked them if they want children#germany: id get too stressed out i dont know how to deal with that#italy: tbh i need to have at least 18 hours of dicking around everyday. and i would also get mad if germany likes the kid more than me
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I keep humming and haaing about getting a gw2 tattoo for a first/second tattoo but it's a toss up of Commander symbols, elite spec symbols and the basass quotes in tyrian script
#For a first ish tattoo I feel like a quote in the script would be too big??#But also the tattoo I've got my heart set on atm is one of those 2k 5 year wait lists gotta travel to Italy full arm ones#So could get a small one then a medium one then BIG ONE#But even then what quote#I shall bring it back to you? You could be an ancient elder dragon and I'd still bring fish?#The whole I'm the god of war what are you still standing????#Endless opportunity
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Hihi! I was wondering what kind of deserts you guys like? :3
#ask blog#ask world academy's host club#hetalia#hws#hetalia italy#hws italy#hetalia romano#hws romano#hetalia germany#hws germany#hetalia japan#hws japan#hetalia america#hws america#hetalia canada#hws canada#localgardenweed#sorry this took longer I was busy today so it took longer to draw#also researching desserts took a long time too cause like trying to figure out what shit tastes like w/o tasting it was hard#“neutral flavor” WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
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sketches of romans mom + dad
#theyre not together anymore.. LOL#anyway some lore 🤯 nicole (his mom) is puerto rican and from ny#she met agustin (his dad) there after he moved to the us from italy when he was about 19#agustin is an engineer who works in cars and shit. not too much to say there bc since hes not in the story that much it doesnt really matter#nicole is very strict with roman and his sister (who i think i posted literally once. oops) despite having a bad streak herself#she lowk resents Roman for being so much like his father and is pretty vocal about it 💀 but she also loves him a lot so its complicated#anyway that's all for the lore for rn#peep the dani cameo#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#original art#artwork#character art#my art#original character#oc art#oc#illustration#character illustration#original character art#illustrator#character design#illustrative art#small artist#oc artwork#oc artist#charmed#roman carisi#daniela romero
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some doodles i made recently that lives rent free in my head
yeah you can tell how much i like these goobers
#hetalia#aph japan#aph america#aph romano#aph italy#aph france#ameripan#i am actually so obsessed with the romano one it makes me giggle WAYYYY too much#like yass king you ate‼️‼️#also i love drawing america and japan they’re so cute grrrr i love them to much#would chew walls for them#guys can you tell that my favorite hetalia ship is ameripan cause it sure is!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!
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Any idea why J.P and Zoe were on the train alone :_)))))))). Where were they going?
Are you referring to the Train of Hope drama? I want to believe they accidentally met at the station and Izumi got the chance to ask him how he was going at uni. Therefore, she got excited like always and asked him to sing in front of her -this is confirmed by her words-, without pondering the weight of her choice and its consequences lmaooo.
Still, japanese shippers think they were actually going somewhere together and who am I to go against this fantasy of theirs.
I mean, I don’t have any proof. I’ve just got the message the Frontier kids, like the Tamers ones, do not meet that often. Izumi seems the only one who cares about the group and I can imagine her wanting to spend time with everyone. She knows about Kouji’s first journey plans, she helps Takuya with italian, she seems to call or talk to Tomoki often, she keeps in touch with Junpei now and then…Idk what she does with Kouichi, she doesn’t really say anything that relevant about him.
Anyway, nothing stops me from imagining Izumi herself will eventually get off the train with Junpei so they can talk about the big group holiday to Italy.. EHM Izumi, remember Junpei planned everything by himself, so pay him respect and make an itinerary together to surprise everyone at the announcement of the proposal lol.
#junpei shibayama#izumi orimoto#junzumi#digimon frontier#izumi#junpei#takuya#kouji#tomoki#kouichi#I have got a lot of ideas about that trip that will surely limit itself to Rome#either you all are rich or you all are sticking to Rome and that’s it#also because do you have an idea about how huge Rome is?!#how long are you planning to stay in Italy#like Junpei is nuts and we know it#he had organized a honeymoon#BUT IZUMI I’M SHOCKED#you should know better#ehm anyway just like I wrote once about Junzumi during that trip I can do it again#and again#and why not about what happened before it too ahhahahahahh#asks
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#okay but like Miles really needs to add content warnings cause I wasn’t mentally prepared for that pic when I opened his story#miles kane#23/08/2023#our turtle king enjoying his well deserved free time in Italy#also when I saw that video I was kinda expecting him to just start talkin Italian out of the blue#puglia#we are forever blessed with his insta stories#also love the reflection where we can see that Miles too clutches his phone in both hands when taking a selfie 🥹🤣🫶🏽#also chest hair and that god forsaken gold earring 🫠🫠🐢🐢💅👌🏽🫶🏽#god bless him for bringing back his beard#the utter accent change on that focaccia#i adore him for taking us with him on vacation like he absolutely didn’t have to he did his promo work diligently posting and could easily#just lay low for a few weeks/months and yet he’s kind enough and likes us enough ti actually share his free time with his fans
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