#it's time...

[i-am-trashtrash-now]

that's all

[feedtheriver]

AS WE KISS HARD ON THE LIPS AND SWEAR ‼️ THIS YEAR WILL BE ‼️ BETTER THAN THE LAST ‼️

[duckapus]

Science Fair Follies

There's a Mad Scientist Convention in town and Mario, Luigi, Amitie, Sig and Floyd are helping E. Gadd with an experiment he'll be running there. Luigi's there because he's E. Gadd's mentee, Amitie and Sig are there because they wanted to help Luigi(well, Amitie wanted to help Luigi, Sig wanted to help Amitie help Luigi)[, Floyd's there because the experiment is ghost-related and she's the test subject, and Mario was promised food if he helped set things up. Sage is also there because of her dad. The start of the episode is just the expected mad scientist jokes, but then Susie Halmann shows up with the Haltmann Works Co's latest product, at which point it's revealed that she and the Professor have an intense rivalry. Also Floyd is wary of her, which is understandable considering what happened the last time she encountered an SMG4 universe version of one of her reformed villain friends back home.

One thing leads to another and the two scientists get into an inventing duel that wrecks the convention hall and gets them both banned from future conventions. While the main group just brushes it off as another wacky adventure, Susie ends up stewing in her frustration all the way home, where she finds out that there was a package delivered while she was out. Said package is a large crate with a picture of an old tv with a hat and bowtie stamped on the side, and inside she finds the broken, scorched pieces of a too-large-to-be-practical circuit board, glowing an ominous red...

[starvels]

girls, gals and galaxies,, we are being so tehehehheeee

[garlculean]

|| @heycheater | 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹 ||

      𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐊... the sun cradling beneath the earth's surface to allow the moon it's space to occupy the sky above. Typically, this would make for a melancholy sight. But sadly, that would not be the case for this very specific night. You see, the day started out with sunshine and rainbows but ended with quite the heavy, and HORRENDOUS RAINFALL.

      Rushing out from the comforts of his parked vehicle , Wario hurried into his mobile-home as though his life desperately depended on it. He had no umbrella, but instead, used a sorry excuse for coverage out of a newspaper he'd left in his car weeks, or perhaps even months ago but never found the time to...well...clean it out.

      He hobbled unevenly to his front doorstep, yawping curses aloud into the rain. Hastily, yet sloppily, Wario got to his keys, swung open the door, rushed in, then slammed it shut behind him. He was quiet, but only for the brief moment as he paused to check himself over.

                                   He was absolutely DRENCHED.

      Letting out an annoyed ' 𝐖𝐀𝐇! ' Wario slammed his keys down, along with what was left of the now torn and shredded up papers onto a nearby side table towards the entrance of his house.

      Well... least he could use this time to watch TV... With the posture of defeat, Wario drug his feet towards his sofa, sat down, then grabbed the remote. But there was a issue⸺ a BIG issue. It wasn't working. The television wouldn't turn on... OH how much worse could this day even become!

      Practically GROWLING, Wario reached over for the landline, picking it up with sheer annoyance, then dialed up the only person he really could think of calling... Waluigi.

      It only took three rings from the opposing side for Wario to already tap his foot one hundred miles per hour against the floor while beginning to also complain to himself.

❝ AuUgGghHh!⸺ C'mon, C'moon- you'a SO LAZY, PICK UP DA' PHONE! ❞

[darthteeth]

dropping my self portrait that was in beloved.tonight.

[creepwonder]

[beardedmrbean]

just some lads, being fellows

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[teffiebell]

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?