#it's their anniversary today!

[catcrumb]

[muppetebbtide]

discworld dashboard simulator

❓ ankhmorporkpolls

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

🔪 treefroghousealumni follow

*inhume

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

piss off you posh knob

🍴 priestessofanoia

tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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🪻watchofficial follow

ALL'S WELL!

🍴 priestessofanoia

nvm lmao 😭

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☕ klatchmeifyoucan follow

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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unseenuniconfessions reblogged:

🦧 unseenuniversitylibrary

Ook

#SO TRUE KING

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Anonymous asked:

Is lord vetinari gay

🪄ramtopswitches answered:

Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)

• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

• apparently stole over 100k

• cringe

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Anonymous asked:

Blessings be upon this askbox

🌷queen-of-lancre answered:

I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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SAUSAGES INNA BUN ‼️‼️‼️‼️🌭🌭🌭🌭

🏚️ throwingshades

Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!

💀 nojusticejustus

HAVE FUN

🏚️ throwingshades

Thanks man!

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✉️ ampostofficeofficial follow

🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar

is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead

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🧳 agateantravels follow

The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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🐊 genuablogging

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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[anna-scribbles]

been rotating emilie agreste in my head really hard lately and these are my conclusions

[diamondsheep]

East Blue Crew ✨ !!!

[dailyinkk]

day 12! happy old men yaoiversary zephyrtop!!!

hi [passes out]

uuouo eoouo

undertop -> @under-top / @stylincheetah

zephyrtale -> @comyet

[valentimmy]

his favorite hobby is tormenting cloud 🔥

[graveyardrabbit]

[shirmirart]

"but i’ve kissed your mouth, that corner, that place it goes, so many times now. i’ve memorized it. topography on the map of you, a world i’m still charting."

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

20 years...

[messydiabolical]

He got that dad swag and it's catching

[muzzleroars]

ecstasy of the profane form

[chimkin-samich]

Unexpected scorch

Part 1/4

Part 1 (you are here)/ Part 2 (next) / Part 3 / part 4

We gonna try and post the other parts of this small out of context comic every once in 7-8 hours or so..

So the rest is coming soon 👀

And Yes, I underwent another small style change and I'm throwing a fit.

Also! Happy one year of marriage to me and Sly today! Hurrayyy

[magentasnail]

happy undertale anniversary!!!

I am very busy and really shouldn't have worked on this for as long as I did, but the desire to make undertale art was unstoppable

at least i got a new wallpaper

[gunstellations]

Happy Birthday Sonic ! ⭐🎂

[mrrwsoup]

🕯️ valentine & silas ⛪

[linterteatime]

Keep dreaming forever and ever