#it's so fucking itchy

[gouinisme]

i need someoe to take my scalp off

[sleepyhomosexual]

itchy scalp, bad scab

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Here, i'll help out with the *starting shit*

Do you think if Arthur touches his eyes it gets John off?

Alright Starting Shit is cancelled everyone go home.

[unpretty]

this is unsolicited advice, i know, but my 12+ years of terrible ibs and hypersensitivity to things that were 'spicy' (had any capsaicin or cayenne pepper) turned out to just be mcas the whole time and taking cromolyn/antihistamines means i can eat like. ice cream and pizza and peppers without wanting to die about it. might be something to look into!

i don't think it's anything that serious since it's all just minor annoyances and i don't think i've ever experienced anything that suggests a life-threatening condition

however it has also been brought to my attention that i've got a 5-7 beighton score (the knee situation is unclear because my thighs are huge and i was just doing this at home for funsies) so my ability to be like "well that's probably not weird enough to worry about" is pretty high i guess

and i do have the self-diagnosed rosacea making me flush red like crazy all the time

and i've always had the weird asthma thing making me wheeze and cough for hours after trying to run (they tried giving me an inhaler at one point and it didn't help and it never got investigated further)

and i've had ibs basically since i was born and got diagnosed with acid reflux in elementary school

and lately i've been getting extra annoyed at how hot my legs but specifically my knees and the tops of my feet get after running/walking/whatever. especially my feet, the weird heat rash thing is obnoxious.

so! who knows!! maybe in the aggregate there's Something. once i've finished paying off the thousand or so they charged me for the last bloodwork they did to tell me i'm fine i might mention it to someone, at some point.

[theaologies]

No joke y’all gotta pick up Long Live Evil. It’s the perfect balance between silly goofy and absolutely heartbreaking. The characters are phenomenally written and so heartfelt. Absolutely have not had such a fun time with a book since Gideon the Ninth and that is HIGH PRAISE coming from me

[lugartl]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

They finally did it everybody they said the thing!!!!!!!

"How much do you love Charles Xavier?"

"HOW DARE YOU ASK ME SUCH A QUESTION???!!!??!!?!!??!!??!!!"

HE SAID THE THING !!!!!!!!!!

[sundogmaniac]

wuz halfway into making a stitch redesign (sorta) when i realized i made his back too straight. oh well

[angelpuns]

I am gonna be so relieved when I'm off these pain meds cause I wake up in distress and pain literally evey morning, I haven't gotten to enjoy a single morning off of sleeping in :(

[yujeong]

(Me, telling @wretchedamaranth about the mosquito bites I got from cleaning my balcony -> remembering how in Passing Time by @fleet-off Vegas got jealous of the fucking sun touching Pete's face -> "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Vegas got jealous of mosquitoes leaving their mark on Pete's skin?")

"What the fuck are those?"

Pete snorts. "I got bored and drew red dots on my torso."

Pete expects Vegas to scoff, maybe throw an ironic remark back at him, but instead, he frowns. He touches Pete's sweaty skin, stretching it with his fingers. The area expands, bright red spreading, the mosquito bite almost but not quite disappearing for a brief moment, only to appear again when Vegas lets go.

Pete finds Vegas' jealousy nonsensical most days, but sometimes it's amusing. Like today; they're laying in bed, their bodies glued together. Staring at the ceiling, at each other, letting the heat linger, ignoring the discomfort.

It doesn't matter. Vegas has no reason to feel threatened by a mere insect using Pete's body for its needs.

Vegas clearly disagrees. He keeps playing with Pete's skin, poking at the bites with his nails, and Pete starts to get ticklish.

"If you keep touching them, they're going to get itchy."

Vegas stops. He looks at Pete, his expression unreadable. It doesn't help Pete get prepared for it; Vegas puts his lips around the red spot, and bites.

Pete yelps and then laughs as Vegas is sucking on the skin, his teeth gently digging into it. He licks it too, then moves to the next one. He keeps at it until he's gone through all of them.

"Mine," Pete hears him murmur under his breath, lost in his own thoughts as he's staring at his work. "Mine."

A different kind of heat spreads through Pete. It makes him realize, as Vegas finally looks at him with his hunger now evident and sharp, that he isn't thinking about mosquitoes anymore.

[snzluv3r]

i just sneezed so hard and so many times that there were tears streaming down my face and now i have even less of a voice and can’t pronounce ms and ns properly

[groggygrimalkin]

Last Itchy drawing of the year!!! 70's fashion fits him really well

[amygdalae]

FUCK RAGWEED POLLEN.

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

i've seen people talking about "why is he wearing a bell" but tbh what i wanna know is why is he wearing what looks like a burlap sack. this is a man who fancies a fine fabric and the texture of that shit is not friendly. literally what in the world is going on in this scene.

[sapphicsnzs]

something about all the crying and i think im getting a stress cold made my nose extra sensitive today. i recorded a little wav because i needed to get some sneezes out after i’ve been trying to hold them back at work all day. anyone interested?

[townofcrosshollow]

Hi, this is *not* an emergency but my little baby Thursday has a nasty lesion on the side of her neck of unknown origin (the vet thinks it's related to her allergies) and I've had to pay out my ass for vet bills and meds for her so if you love this little girlie and would like her to not continue being covered in blood consider throwing a coin to your game dev-who-is-currently-too-mentally ill-to-develop-games 🥲

Well wishes are also very welcome and will be forwarded to her in between me begging her not to scratch it because we haven't got the collar to stop her scratching it yet

(More pics under the cut because she is very cute but very ghastly at the moment)

Observe: she turns on her side and exposes her neck to turn my relaxing bath into a much less relaxing bath