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14) Who's a character your OC cannot stand! It's on sight when they see them!, 21) What song best describes their relationship with their enemy?, 23) Is your OC reliable? Can I call them up at two in the morning if I have a flat tire?
4) Who's a character your OC cannot stand! It's on sight when they see them!
Costco is, to put it nicely, less than a fan of Volo. He thinks his songs are overrated and his books are filled with nonsense lies of a man chasing the clout of actual adventurers. The bard on bard beef is so real for him.
Volo of course knows nothing of this absolute festering hate he feels because for the most part Costco is civil.... except he does de-tune Volo's lute when he's not looking and makes comments about how he's off pitch. He's very petty.
21) What song best describes their relationship with their enemy?
"Anything you can do i can do better." -Costco at Volo 24/7
23) Is your OC reliable? Can I call them up at two in the morning if I have a flat tire?
Costco is reliable... with a slight delay. It might take a call or two but eventually he would meet you with help to replace a tire plus snacks and a nice warm tea. Thanks to his horrible sleeping schedule, he's pretty much always available to help out a friend :D
#costco the bard#answered#he's constantly talking shit under his breath when Volo is around#it's quite amusing#if he cast vicious mockery at him; volo's mind would explode from the sheer vitriol of his words#he has that theater kid level beef hehe#hiso tag#kimjunnoodle
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not taylor attending f1 this weekend oh when two worlds collide
#does he even know what happens there alfjfkf#also im dreading which other celebs go just for pr and have nooo clue what an f1 is#it's quite amusing#does taylor ever stay in one place lmfao#taylor zakhar perez#f1
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sometimes i get a vision of a tom scott saying he's here somewhere except instead of the interesting things he's normally doing it's what i'm doing instead
e.g "here i am in b&m" "here i am on a train to london"
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veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. i’m sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying they’ve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the baby’s father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.
NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HE’S AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like “teehee…. the man that my sister spurned…. has fallen in love with ME!” and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really don’t lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that they’re actually in love and it’s not arranged!
i have this image of josie going like “you can’t marry him. is this a joke, because it’s not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ….yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love you…….. yes of course i want you to be happy…… yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what i’m saying— DON’T SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. don’t do that. i said don’t do that. yvette come back and listen to me” etc etc
of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so there’s no backing out from this one. in my mind there’s a rehash of the big “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” (ortranto, desperate but genuine), “you do?” (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an “OF COURSE HE DOES!” (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3
#josie to me also feels more awkward than she lets on because she's quite good at being graceful and kind#but he is kind of. you know. the guy she rejected in front of val royeaux#i think the most out of character thing is that josie doesnt notice her sister and ortranto meeting up and falling in love etc#but i also think she can be busy enough being an ambassador/running the family business/eldest daughter#that she somehow misses it. for the sake of this beautiful idea i have. and also it would be cute and funny <3#also like the image of yvette saying ‘i’m getting married to adorno!’ and inq is like yeah ok :] congrats!#later asks josie like ‘oh yeah. who was the guy ur sister is marrying’ and josie pauses thinking abt how to say this LOL#this is also how trev finds out ortranto’s first name is adorno. nearly dies laughing over the whole situation i think#he really is like a footnote in her mind where she's like ':/ guy who almost married my beautiful wife' and then almost#without any issue she's able to go like 'GUY WHO IS MY IN LAW. AND WAS REALLY GRACIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE ARRANGED MARRIAGE THING.#HE'S QUTE COOL ACTUALLY!' <- and has no issue about ortranto after this#much to josie's amusement and exasperation <3#josephine montilyet#adorno ortranto#yvette montilyet#not to mention josie's unseen brothers. they do intrigue me#the idea of either of them kind of finding out their youngest sister is running around with ortranto they probably sighed in relief like#yeah we can distract josephine with this. that will get her off my back about marriage for about a year.#even more if theyre planning the wedding!#evelyn trevelyan#<- mentioned briefly. i guess#veilguard spoilers#for a codex entry but when i saw it i did melt. everyone deserves to experience this firsthand#long post
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👑 Kirbtober 2024 Day 27: Control 👑
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Traitor Magolor magically manipulating a lines of plushies(?) modeled after Kirby, Bandee, King Dedede, and Meta Knight. He smiles behind his scarf, resting his head casually on one hand while puppeting his new toys around with the other, the Crown atop his head watching the spectacle with its unnerving gemstone eye. END ID.)
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Started on 10/10/24, finished on 10/13/24. | Kirbtober 2023 Comp
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#magolor#traitor magolor#master crown#bandana waddle dee#king dedede#meta knight#kirbtober#kirbtober 2024#day 27#control#paintpanic#playing with his new favorite toys :3#hold Dream Land 4 gentle like hamburgers#y’know… I didn’t *mean* to make him look like the levitating pizza guy... but here we are#“haha look what I can make my new friends do Crown” “yes this is quite amusing. anyway back to slowly taking over your will” “what” “what”#(I know I promised no more bummers but man I was having a real *garbage* week while making this piece)#(needed a lot of “trust the process” reassurance to get through)#(and y’know what? It helped :D felt much better after I was done)#(even ended up being one of my favs of the bunch <3 )#(now on to the final stretch…)#veinsfullofstars
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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes
#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest#Do I tag it?#Yeah fuck it we ball#fe3h#fe16#edelgard von hresvelg#claude von riegan#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#rhea fire emblem#I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly#Well except Rhea#I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr#discourse#edelgard discourse#Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol#there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game#also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention”#but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think:#“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then”#also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up#and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’#and that’s also really funny#point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone#I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right#I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing
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i love that photoshopped images of miles and alex are like this
and then real ones are like this
#no one is doing it like them#like for real. i’ve been here over two years and the sheer insanity still floors me#i came across the top photo earlier and was just so amused by the fact that in literally any other fandom#the photoshopped images would be the ones below#but no#we have them for real#and so many of them it’s quite frankly ridiculous#i have an entire album on my phone named ‘mic snogging’ and there are over 70 images in it#if that doesn’t say it all idk what does#milex#alex turner#miles kane#tlsp#lulu posts
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you know when you're holding a snake but they wanna GO so they keep worming forward but you keep replacing your hands along the length so now you're both on a conveyor belt to nowhere
#unfortunately zizz jabbed me in the ribs like HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU DREW GIANT SNEKUMO?#and i said no but before i slept that night i had to draw a big snekumo#so here we are again. in Easily Influenced Land.#i find the snake trying to escape grasp thing pretty amusing#like... is the snake REALLY terrified? wouldn't they be able to slither out of our grasp quite easily if they wanted?#or are they just curious and they wanna explore?#because every time i see a handler with the snake doing the infinity belt#doesn't seem like the snake's truly committed to escaping#like... they're kinda not about it but they're more annoyed than anything#i like to think that because i don't want to imagine Human Hands as SO powerful that they can subdue a fleeing snake#by just. switch hand#that's an unfairly big advantage humans have over scared snakes if that's the case LOL#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival yakumo#yakuya
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I realized I haven’t posted much art in awhile! Here’s some older but fun TWST nonsense :D
(pic 1 is book 5 stuff, forever loving the fact Deuce and Epel practiced Ballet together nhsdghfjkd...and on the dancing thing, Cater bursting into dance with Trey-two-left-feet-Clover in the Fireworks event is still gosh danged cute. The rest is just silly.)
Please don’t tag reblogs of this with ship tags, thanks! These were all drawn with platonic intent! ✨
#my art#doodles of doom#isa don't look#you're almost there but not quite#twst#twisted wonderland#deuce spade#epel felmier#cater diamond#trey clover#floyd leech#kalim al asim#riddle rosehearts#dancing#something about Kalim coming from a desert and Floyd being from a glacial sea jsdhfkds#cuddles for sea otter#book 5#twst book 5 spoilers#riddle and floyd were my first vignette and they have amused me endlessly since#more to come but this is the first batch#need to be better at posting ig I've been hoarding hahaha
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I learned that 90% of love is showing up.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SECRETARY KIM (2018) | Ep 15
#what's wrong with secretary kim#dailyasiandramas#asiandramasource#kdramadaily#kdramasource#kdramaedit#kdrama#park seo joon#park min young#dramasource#k:what's wrong with secretary kim#kdrama:throwback#i did not think i would rewatch this in 2024#but here we are#i still find this scene so cute#she drunk af#and him taking care of her#+++ the way he carried her bag makes it cute??#his character is quite a perfectionist so normally he wouldn't like this#but in here he looks so amused
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I don't think Maglor gets nearly enough stick for committing a war crime, writing a song about how sad it made him and then going on to commit two much worse war crimes.
#maglor#fëanorians#I'm partly joking and I know he expressed at least some regret but this has always seemed both funny and morbid to me#horrifying yet quite amusing#my posts
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Happy Holidays for those who celebrate! And an awesome week for those who don't
Lil au doodle i made at 12am lol- I designed Collie as a literal star with antlers, he's like a walking christmas ornament!
-Hey there, "Santa"~
#i hc the little kids like to decorate him like a christmas tree#he glows#hes a star#hes a reindeer#perfect tree!#the kids then proceed to show “Santa” what a great job they did#King is very amused#The Collector is not nearly as annoyed as he pretends to be#Luz brought quite a frw traditions with her#holidays are a fun time#the collector#king clawthorne#the owl house#the owl house fanart#toh the collector#collector toh#king toh#toh king#toh#image id in alt text
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what a good opportunity it is
well I realized I went with a bit of a casino thematic because his vibes are a bit similar with Aventurine from hsr? I can imagine him clutch anything in his hand behind his back just so he could be not so nervous about his bluffs and I mean anything. it doesn't have to be a knife!.. I promise :}
#slay the princess#stp voices#stp#voice of the opportunist#stp opportunist#this opportunity is quite hard to come by well then amuse me surrender is a valid option i promise i'll be gentle#oops wrong fandom
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How people with traumatic pasts actually become psychonauts:
Welcome to Psychonauts!
#Princess Celestia vibes#psychonauts 2#psychonauts#truman zanotto#sketch#hollis forsythe#meme#The funniest thing can think of about Truman is that he rarely expresses his irritation or dissatisfaction#and then he can quite calmly say something like that and it confuses everyone#Except for Hollis#she'll be amused#Pov : you are at a work interview with psychonauts and suddenly it turns out that you have a severe traumatic past
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So, I wasn't going to say anything about this because responding to anon hate doesn't accomplish anything, but this one I got this morning stuck out to me, and it's just because of one line.
"...someone you hurt is gonna expose you for every single evil thing you've done."
It's just such an interesting thing to say to someone you don't know and never will know.
I mean, I'm a normal person. Raised by parents who loved me and tried their best. Participated in middle school plays. Had high school drama. Tried an instrument for a year. Juggled college and a job. Lost some people. Y'know, ordinary life experiences for someone my age.
I haven't done anything "evil," believe it or not. I'm a good boy who obeys laws and I don't enjoy hurting people.
If you talked to old friends who ended it on bad terms with me, I'm sure they'd have a whole list of my bad qualities. Off-color jokes that I made, selfish decisions, accidents that snowballed.
But that's just... Normal? I'm sure this anon has done bad things, too. That's just life.
When I was five, I punched my little brother so hard that he got a bloody nose. Is that "evil"?
When I was nine, I stole some loose change from a friend of mine. Is that "evil"?
When I was fifteen, my friend told me that she was planning to commit suicide in December, and I was scared so I told her parents even though she expressly did not want them to know. Is that "evil"?
Fandom antis are so fascinating. The use of the word "evil" says all that I need to know about how this person thinks; enough that anything else they think is automatically worthless to me.
People can't be split into good and evil and, even if they could be, you can't tell that about someone just because of what art they create.
Would it make you feel better if I was "evil," anon? Would you feel vindicated if I hurt people, if I caused suffering in the world, if people had their lives ruined by me, all because I write about the "wrong" fictional characters kissing? That's pathetic, and sad.
I hope you find happiness in your life, anon. Seems like you need it.
#anon hate#proship#this ''evil'' nonsense. ugh. antis and christofascists come from the same school of thought#i have actually gotten quite a few anon hate messages recently all from the same person (or group of people)#and it's gone from amusing to just. sad.#like i wake up in the morning and have things to do and friends to talk to and hobbies I want to indulge in#and these strangers have nothing better to do than try and make me feel a little bit worse about myself#it's so pathetic i almost feel bad for them
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