#it's probably gonna piss me off. but such is life while watching this show. i'll manage lol

[orcelito]

I did it

I finished the main plot of naruto

I finished. The Main Plot Of Naruto.

I can honestly hardly believe it. It's been 15 goddamn years. And of course, I still have 20 more episodes of shippuden, but it's just extra stories and such, so it's less important to me. And there's also Boruto, which... well. I still don't know whether I'll watch it.

But at the Very Least. I have finally. Officially. Finished all of the main plot of Naruto.

It only took me Most of this year to do 😂 from Start to Finish...

[syluscore]

I’m Your Prize

~sub! Leon Kennedy x Gender Neutral! Reader~

Word Count: 2555

This is my writing for @trevor-belmonts-whip ‘s ask that I have copied below: 

Ghosty, darling, you don't know me but I also VERY MUCH enjoy the Leon S Kennedy man and I have an idea... a request, if you will. This idea came to me recently when I played pool for the first time, and I thought to myself "damn, playing pool involves a lot of bending full over a roughly waist-height table." So. Possibly. RE2 Leon, in a no zombies scenario, he's a police officer man and after a long shift, he's hits the bar downtown him and the other stations boys frequent. He's having a drink, and he locks eyes with a sweetheart down on the other end of the bar (omg it's us, it's Y/N). You two hit it off, and you play a little bit of pool together. Maybe you're new to the game, he teaches you some stuff, but your a natural as it turns out, and maybe you have a friendly little bet. And you know what? I feel like you've got the rest, you can take it from there. I'll leave this prompt in your highly capable hands, do what you will with it 😌.

Content warnings: drinking alcohol, flirtatious teasing, submissive leon, dominant reader, blowjob, praise, sharing cum while kissing

!!!!!!!MINORS DNI! GHOSTKENNEDY IS STRICTLY 18+!!!!!!!

It was a ritual at the Racoon City Police Department; they always brought the rookie out to your bar and made an absolute fucking scene. It was super obnoxious, but it’d been a long time since they’d gotten a new recruit. You watched silently as nearly the entire police force filed in through the doors and you were so thankful it was your co-owner running the bar tonight. You were merely here because your job had honestly become your entire life, so of course you hung around here after hours. There was always some sort of work to do, something to clean, some networking to do.

You couldn’t complain too much about it though, they bought so much alcohol and tipped really well and it’s all business at the end of the day. You wondered what kind of prematurely balding, fresh out of the academy, egotistical maniac rookie you’d spend the night hoping didn’t try and make a move on you. They always did. Wanted to show off for their department and bang the hot bar owner. Marvin never warned them that it would never happen, you two had a running joke on what sort of things they would try to get into your pants.

“Marvin! It’s been forever, fresh meat for us finally?” you asked as the older man walked over to your stool at the bar and gave you a side hug, squeezing your shoulder.

He laughed before speaking quietly for just you to hear, “You’re gonna love this one.” He looked around the crowd before spotting who he’d been searching for, “Hey rookie! Get over here!” A man with a dirty blonde fringe, wide blue eyes, dressed in light wash blue jeans, a blue button up, and a big jacket over top made his way over to you two. “Alright rookie, this is Y/N. Y/N this is rookie. They own half this bar so you’d better be real nice to them,” Marvin introduced you two, patting the rookie on the shoulder before stalking his way back over to the other officers.

“Rookie, is it? Big coincidence on the name or?” you asked him, raising your eyebrows while smirking at him. You noticed the light blush sneak up on his cheeks.

He laughed softly as he shook his head, “I’m Leon Kennedy. It’s nice to meet you.” He held eye contact for a whopping five seconds, before he shyly averted his gaze. You couldn’t help but find him adorable. You’d like to believe you were big and intimidating, but deep down you knew it’s probably just the way he was.

“So, what are your plans for the evening, big boy? Get piss drunk and make a fool of yourself?” you asked him, trying to make some small talk.

“Uh, not really. I was probably just gonna play some pool and then head out when everyone else is too drunk to notice. You play?” he asked, clearly trying to invite you to play pool with him. You couldn’t deny that you found him so pretty, just down right attractive. His innocent personality is definitely doing something for you, you’d never admit it though. 

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” you asked, toying with him further. You felt accomplished with yourself when he blushed even more. “I’m just fucking with you. I’m shit at it, but I’ll give it a go for the brand new rookie of course,” you took the last swig of your drink before grabbing his hand and leading him back to the pool tables.

You grabbed two cue sticks and handed one over to Leon. The last people who played on this table must have been raised with good manners because everything was already set up and ready to go for a game of 8-ball, which is fucking rare around here.

“You wanna go first?” Leon asked, gesturing you towards the table.

You rolled your eyes and gestured towards the table, “Not a chance, rookies go first.” He laughed, but didn’t argue. He bent over and positioned himself, hitting the cue ball and breaking the balls apart. You weren’t really paying attention to his movement, more focused on the way his cute little ass was sticking out.

None of the balls made it into the pockets, so Leon turned to you, “Solids or stripes? Make sure you think long and hard about this, it is a life changing decision.” You pretended to think super intensely about it, squinting your eyes and running your hand down your face. You ultimately chose stripes.

~

Hours go by and you two definitely play the game wrong, but Leon doesn’t mind you making up rules in the middle of the game, he finds you endearing. You’d ordered random drinks on the house for the two of you. No matter how many times he insisted he should pay for himself, you weren’t having it. You two weren’t anywhere near drunk, but Leon was definitely tipsy and had loosened up quite a bit.

“I wager you a bet, rookie,” you told him, causing him to raise his eyebrows. “If I win, I get a prize of my choice and if you win, you get a prize of your choice.”

“Isn’t the bar closing in like,” Leon looked down at his watch, “5 minutes?”

“Leon, I own the mother fucker. I can keep you here as long as I want. Agree to a bet or I’ll never forgive you,” you said, pouting at the man.

“We can’t have that,” he said, throwing his hand over his chest, “what do you want if you win?” You hummed in response as you set the game back up.

You turned to him, “You stay here with me as long as I want and I get to keep you at my disposal.” You wiggled your eyebrows at him suggestively and he couldn’t stop himself from blushing yet again. You’d gotten him to blush over and over again since he’d first arrived.

“Alright,” he said, avoiding your gaze, “I’m not sure what I want as a prize.”

“You won’t win, so it’s not necessary for you to pick anyway.”

“Thanks for the vote of confidence.”

“Fine. Your prize can be me,” his heart skipped a beat. His mouth fell slightly open as he stared at you, waiting for you to tell him you were fucking with him again. “I’m a prize, dammit! You don’t think I’m a prize?”

“Um, well, of course I do, I just,” he became more flustered as he watched you bend over, clearly sticking your ass out for him overdramatically, as you got ready to break the triangle of pool balls. “Fuck it, okay. I agree to your terms.”

“Atta boy.”

~

Your coworker had finished cleaning the place up and had headed out a while ago. The game was so intense, both of you taking it super seriously, both wanting your prize. You were lined up, the only ball left to sink in the pocket being the 8-ball. You were head to head, Leon leaned over right next to you, watching you line up with the cue ball intensely. Right as you went to shoot, his hand suddenly stuck out and poked into your side while he made a loud sound, causing you to jump and mess up your shot. 

“Are you fucking kidding me?” you whipped your head to look at him as he was laughing like a maniac. “You mother fucker! You’re disqualified for cheating,” you narrowed your eyes at him and he shrugged.

“I’m okay with that, worth it,” he said leaning back against the pool table, arms braced on either side of him as he smiled over at you. 

You slowly walked up to him, leaning over him, causing him to lean back over the table as your hands covered his. “Then I get my prize, right?” you asked. He gulped nervously, slowly nodding his head as he stared into your eyes.

You ran your hand up his arm and to his collarbone, lightly dragging your fingers over the sensitive area, pulling a shudder out of Leon. Happy with his reaction, you slowly ran your fingers down his stomach, feeling it tense beneath your touch. Your hand grazed over his belt, fingers ghosting over his quickly hardening dick. He bit his lip to hold back a whimper. 

You brought your fingers up to the top button on his shirt and looked into his eyes, “Is this okay?” Leon couldn’t find the words, his mouth gone completely dry. He quickly nodded as you undid one button. “Talk to me, Leon. I need you to tell me what you want,” you continued slowly undoing the buttons until they were all done, pulling it open to expose the white t-shirt he wore beneath.

“Fuck,” Leon whispered, clearing his throat before trying to speak again, “I’ll take whatever you wanna give me.” His voice was so sweet and so needy, it sent a thrill straight to your lower stomach. You smirked at him before pulling his button up off his shoulders and down his arms. You could see his little abs through the thin, white fabric and he looked fucking delectable.

Your fingers went down to his belt buckle, slowly running them along it and looking up at Leon. Raising an eyebrow, silently asking for permission. “Please,” he said in that same tone of voice that had you wanting to throw him back on the table and devour him. Your patience was wearing thin as you quickly loosened his belt and undid his jeans. You pulled the pants down, getting them out of the way so that you had a perfect view of his dick pressing up in his boxers.

You brought your hand to his dick and palmed him firmly through his boxers, causing him to buck his hips up into your hand and a moan to slip through his lips. “You’re such a good boy for me. Do you want me to suck your cock? Think you deserve it?” you asked him as you dropped to your knees before him.

“Please,” he looked down at you with big, watery eyes. He really was putty beneath you.

“Please, what? What do you want?”

“Please, suck my cock. I wanna feel your mouth so badly,” he said, reaching his hand out and running it through your hair. How could you tell him no when he looked so hot like this?

You slipped his boxers down just enough for his cock to spring free and sit perfectly before you. You couldn’t help but stare at his pretty cock. He was so big, so long and had a perfect thickness to it. The tip was leaking precum, it looked so good that you couldn’t stop yourself from reaching out and running your thumb over the slit. This caused Leon to buck up again, he was losing control and leaving himself entirely at your disposal. Just as you wanted him.

You brought your hand down to his base and slowly, but firmly pumped him, his precum acting as lube. He was struggling to keep his eyes open, but he forced himself to keep them open. He didn’t dare miss a second of your pretty face just inches from his cock, your hands wrapped firmly around him perfectly. 

You stuck your tongue out, slowly running it up the underside, from the base to the tip. You made a big show of rolling your eyes into the back of your head and moaning. Leon could’ve come just at the sight of you alone, he’d never seen something so erotic in his life. A whine left his lips as more precum slowly pooled at the tip of his cock.

“Please,” he pleaded with you as you looked up into his eyes. A tear spilled out of one of his eyes and you almost laughed to yourself, thinking how easy it’d be to ruin him completely. The thought quickly passed as your eyes went back to his cock. Your mouth was watering at the sight and you couldn’t wait any longer to taste him. Plus, he was begging so nicely, of course you needed to reward him.

You ran your tongue over his slit, letting the taste of his precum envelop over your tongue. He tasted almost as good as he looked. Although, you weren’t sure anything could taste as good as Leon looks. 

You finally wrapped your lips around the tip of his cock, gently sucking it. Leon threw his head back, a loud moan escaping his plump lips. You started to bob your head up and down his length. Leon couldn’t stop whimpering and whining as you sucked him deeper each time you slid your mouth back down his cock. If your jaw would allow you to, you could suck him all day. He was so hot like this, the taste amplifying his appeal even further.

You grasped his length with your hand and pumped him in time with your mouth. Drool was spilling past your lips and soaking his pubes. Everytime you pulled your mouth up his length, you’d give a hard suck on his tip, before moving your mouth back down. Each time, his cock hit the back of your throat and you fought the need to gag as tears poured out of your eyes, adding to the sloppiness of the blowjob.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum, if you don’t stop I won’t be able to stop it,” Leon rushed out, he was so fucking close. Another few seconds of your movements and he’d be a goner. You hummed in response, speeding up your motions. “Is that okay? Can I cum?” he asked before he bit his lip hard, trying to hold himself back. You replied with an “mhm” as you looked up at him.

His eyes met yours and with one more firm suck on his tip, he was cumming hard. His loud moans were borderline whines as he filled up your mouth. You watched his mouth fall open, his wet lips panting, drool slightly spilling out, eyebrows scrunched together, and his eyes closed tightly as he came. It was hands down, the hottest thing you’d ever seen. 

You pulled your mouth off of him, standing back up and looking at him as he struggled to catch his breath. Once he opened his eyes to look at you, you were wrapping your hand around the back of his neck and pulling his mouth to yours. His mouth instantly fell open for you since he was so out of breath and you pushed his cum into his mouth with your tongue. 

After he came, you hadn’t swallowed it, but rather held it inside of your mouth so that he could see how good he tastes. He moaned as his cum flooded his mouth, slipping back and forth between your mouths, before you pulled away from him and you each swallowed some of his release. 

You ran your thumb over his bottom lip as he lazily wrapped his arms around your waist. “What do we say?” you asked him.

“Thank-thank you,” he stuttered out as he stared at you.

You ran your thumbs over his cheeks, wiping away the tears he’d shed during his orgasm. You brought your thumbs to his mouth and forced it open, his lips instinctively wrapping around them. “Good boy."

~masterlist~

[deadpool15]

My girl

Watching her sit there and dance now, that was amazing. I mean, I love to see my girl dance, especially since I know it took her a lot of courage to battle someone like Kristen. She was known in the dance world, and when she went up their you could see it in everyone's eyes. Curiosity yet excitement, though no one wished to take one that level themselves, so when she stood up and looked at us, I knew at that moment I would be happy no matter what. Bada was always cheering us on throughout the entire competition she was on our side. Even when I told her I had a thing for her little sister Yaya. She was our youngest member on the BEBE crew, and now everyone saw the skill and wanted her to join, but she didn't. "You're an amazing dancer, Yaya, and you would be a great addition to the crew. When have I ever been wrong about something like this," we watched Bada sit there trying to compromise with her younger sister, who before today we had no idea she had. "You're my big sister. You're supposed to say that. Can you imagine what it will be like. At times like this, I'm grateful we don't look alike, I'll be known as the downgrade Lee sister."

After some time, we managed to get her on the crew, even getting her to become my girlfriend with the help of her older sister, of course. Getting her listening to the comments of our crew was tough, like we knew that everyone was gonna put on a facade for the show but like wow they were either very good at it or just shit talking for fun. Then, when we heard the comments about Yaya, all hell broke loose.

Biggy- So it seems we have more then a two international teams?

Nob- But she is on team BEBE, so probably just another one of Bada's lost cause of a student.

Redlic- Yes, I remember her she took one of my classes before she isn't the best. It was actually sad to watch.

Redy- She is Bada's younger sister, I remember seeing her when she was a lot younger during our Cupcakes era.

Halo- I would hate to be her. Imagine living in someone's shadow your entire life.

I looked over and was pissed how dare they say that about my fucking girl. She is more talented than any of these wannabes. "That's bullshit and they know it," we were all shocked by Badas' words. Never had she been so ill tempted to swear on camera. We sat down comforting Yaya. She has always been the sensitive type. "Hey, bubbs, don't listen to even of them, ok? You have more talent in your left thumb than they have in their entire bodies." I tell her, smiling while grabbing her body to bring her closer to me. The rest of the team starts nodding their heads, agreeing with me. Everyone else comes down with LADYBOUNCE glaring at us like we were supposed to be scared or gi e a shit.

Back to where we were, the dance battle with Kristen was normal, giving us your average thrill and suspense until it started getting sexual. Now I know how people think when they see Yaya, shit I think like that when I see her. Kristen was giving her the bedroom eyes, my fucking girl. Everyone was sealed once Yaya gained a burst of confidence and decided to throw her ass back against Kristen. Now, any other time one would say a great battler plays along with thie opponents, dancing with them to throw them off their game, it's something I've learned in freestyle. Now, when I see people do it, I praise them for having good battle techniques, but as soon as Kristen started angling her hips to catch some ass I was done. The battle was over. Well, there was, and it seemed like my mine had just begun.

Before I knew it Kristen started becoming closer, I mean Jam Republic as a whole was cool and buddies with us but none of them shared such a distinct interest in a short, ebony beautiful young lady that happened to me my fucking girl. Getting her number to hand out was cool, I'm not overly possessive, so I was fine with that. Going shopping and eating together was ok, but clubbing was just a fucking no no. This leads us to this moment. "Baby, I love you so much, ok. And I trust you wholeheartedly. But you're not going to club with Kristen." I say while holding her waist, causing her smile to drop and back up from me. "Why, not?" I truly do love my baby, but she was so oblivious that sometimes anyone could see that girl wanted her except of course herself. "Baby, she has been trying to get with you for months, and I know she is your friend, and you see her as one, but she definitely wants fuck you ok. Anyone can see it. Especially in that dress I mean I would wanna fuck you too." She smiled for a moment before remembering the situation and there it goes the argument had begin.

"You have always had some time against her from day one when she is just trying to be nice. She is my friend, and I don't say shit about any of your friends that you have out with when you wanna go dance and drink." I was sitting on the bed staring at her. She looked so beautiful in that dress, but it left nothing to the imagination. Her ass was literally hanging out, and it was hard to focus on the right things. "First of all, watch your mouth. You know I don't like the swearing, and second I don't exactly have anything against Kristen, I'm pretty sure she is a nice person when she isn't trying to get into other people's girlfriends pants baby," she rolls her eyes at me before sucking her teeth and then going to the bathroom. "OK, I'm being patient with your baby, and I completely understand you're upset. You got all pretty, and you can't go out, so how about we go do something, huh? Go on a date." I tell her to try to ease the attitude she is having now before I blow up on her. "First of all, fuck you. I'm not going anywhere with you, and second, I'm a grown ass woman. I can swear when I want to, especially when my girlfriend feels like being annoying, ok?" I clenched my jaw before yanking her towards me and shoving her on the bed. "Can't be fucking nice to you can I? You wanna go out and be pretty for your little friend ok. Let's make you look all pretty for her."

And that's how we ended up in this position, with her face down ass up as I shoved my strap into her back to back. I had pressed the record button on my phone a while ago, getting the idea of sending Kristen a little message to make shit clear. "Aww, come on, baby, your camera shy now. You usually love the camera. Love sha-aking your ass on people and all that stuff, don't you. Look at the fucking camera little girl." She glazes up through her lashes, looking so fucking ruined. Just how I like her. Eyes rolling to the back of her head after coming for the fourth time tonight. "Tired baby?" She moans out voice only able to produce moans at this point, she was all fucked out. But I had a point to prove. "How about you tell our little friend here who you belong to, baby?" I smirk, watching her start to scratch the pillows up again, gasping for her. Pushing into her slowly now while rubbing clit. Pussy all swollen, and dripping from the previous times she came. "Can you do it, baby, since you are so grown. Remember that?"

She started whining for me to go faster until I looked to up and seeing Kristen texted her. "Would you look at that baby, your little admirer misses you. I wonder where you are and why you're so busy." I make sure to thrust faster after each word. Her cries can be heard all the way outside the room. "S-soo.... s-sorry....pls." I smile at that, "Are you baby. Ready to be my little obedient girl again, aren't you. Just tell me who you belong to." She tries to hide in my neck away from the camera before yelling out. "M-Minah... Belong to Minah. All yours." I push myself up while grabbing her hips to thrust faster and play with her beautiful tits. I lean over, kissing her cheek before shoving my tongue in her mouth. "That's right, baby, my girl." By the time I was done with her, she forgot all about her plans with Kristen, we lay in bed cuddling while watching a movie, then I looked at the phone and sent the video to her, gotta make sure she understands. "All mine."

(Request by @itstherenaissance)

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

ofmd s2e1 rewatch where i pause to jot down my thoughts and other random shit

not quite a reaction post bc i've already watched the whole thing. not quite a liveblog bc it's one post and it's probably gonna take me a full hour to get through a 28 minute episode at the rate of pausing and typing i'll be doing

s2e1, s2e2, s2e3, s2e4, s2e5, s2e6, s2e7, s2e8

anyway, pirate time:

i love how much fun con is having choking on his own blood

dream!stede's extremely teary face right before he takes off running down the beach is doing psychic damage to me

also dream!stede's stupid ridiculous outfit with all the long ribbons and shit...

ed and stede make contact so hard shjfkhsgjkfd the loud OUGH sounds from both of them

also the return of ed's old beard! i didnt expect to see her at all this season, so that was a surprise.

"babe" "love" im tearing out my own hair

stede has yet to learn that ripping ass near your beloved can be a love language

stede is a terrible fucking roommate just deal with wee john's gas in silence like the rest of them. goddamn.

WHO HAS THE OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH TRAMP STAMP. WHO IS THAT.

i like when the background OST is familiar to me lol the little strings when stede starts his letter throwing me back to s1

olu: that–that's the swede the swede: Im the swede roach: he's single ;) me: *pissing my pants with laughter*

also the direct confirmation that the swede literally doesn't have a name. incredible

shjkfhdhfkj the crew encouraging him. stede's "it's okay" and roach "be brave" im CRYINGGGGG

stede doing customer service is something that can be so personal. "reservation?" "eat my fuckin' shit" "right! walk-ins, then" average restaurant experience

the random background guy saying "my favorite hand!" abt getting stabbed in the hand is making me giggle. i love the humor on this show

why does stede have so much shoulder movement going on when he's walking through the bar. whore behavior.

"this is for mom!" sorry but i want to know more abt whatever's going on there

also the purple mohawk. dope.

buttons is so distressed LET HIM RETURN TO THE SEA THESE CONDITIONS ARE INHUMANE

"i know the odds of you finding this are slim but so were the odds of us finding each other in the first place" IM RIPPING OFF MY OWN SKIN

also stede's lil sad hopeful smile after throwing the bottle... i care him

i love how they make this wedding fucking suck so we don't feel too bad abt the whole massacre thing. "the natural condition of humanity is base and vile. it is the obligation of people of standing, such as yourselves, to elevate the common human rabble through the sacred transaction of matrimony" if i was at a wedding and the officiant said that i'd also start killing people probably

yayy murder montage :)

FANG BREAKING THAT GUY'S SPINE OVER HIS KNEE

the whole cake scene is so fucking funny im sorry. i love u jim drawing the line at attacking a shitty wedding. i love u archie who wasn't here for the good old days so you dont really see a problem with how things are. i love u frenchie with ur box in ur brain that u never open again. i love u fang it's gonna get better i swear. i love u frenchie again bc u just took the cake right out of fang's hands while he was fucking sobbing hfjhgkjhdkjkf

I MISS IVAN JUSTICE FOR IVAN. wish they could've said he'd just fucked off somewhere instead of dying but i think that would've raised the question of why hasn't anyone else fucked off since they all seem so miserable

very relieved that stede isn't taking the racist/antisemitic caricature drawings of ed to make like a boyfriend scrapbook like some people were theorizing. would've been overkill if after episode 4 from last season stede still didn't realize that ed hated these sorts of depictions of him.

INTERESTING DETAIL THO the background music in this scene is "a pirate's life" aka the song frenchie sang in the pilot. it's an instrumental version obviously but yeah i recognize that tune

also more cool background ppl with dyed hair man i love this show

zheng yi sao flirting with olu is so good. he deserves it.

how nice of ed to offer his drugs to the crew. sharing is caring.

also it's so funny to me that the thing izzy is tormented by is ed saying "you can't do the job, someone else will" the toe thing's happened three times and apparently that was fine but the thing the show edits together right before izzy breaks down into the most pathetic aheemheem whimpers isn't any of that it's ed threatening to fire him

also they cut ed throwing knives at izzy!! what the hell.

releasing the clip of izzy crying kinda ruined it for me when it came time to watch it in the show bc i watched it several times since it dropped and now seeing it in context i was like "ok i've seen this already fast forward." i mean i didnt fast forward through it but i did kinda zone out bc i've seen this bit already. this post kinda sums up my thoughts on it

"trifling ingrate plan" dshkjfshgdskhfjkhgkjh

"SEMI-CLEAN WATER"

JACKIE CALLING THE SWEDE "BOO CAKES"

"i know that guy we had breakfast together!" "you'll be having a lot of breakfasts-es together" "oh, okay" i fucking love this whole dynamic like i can tell they're writing the swede out of most of the episodes for budget reasons (sorry nat faxon) but by god do they give him such an excellent fucking send-off. can't wait to see him again when he's in his trophy husband number 20 era

roach is upset abt not being able to cook, buttons is tied up so he doesn't go running back to the sea (i assume). stede you are not giving your crew the environment they need to thrive.

olu being an optimist :)

buttons opens his mouth to drink the rain and in the background u can see roach yanking the rope around buttons back fhdjskgfjhgkjfh STEDE YOUR SEA WITCH CANNOT THRIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS

stede tries to make things sound good in his bottle letters to ed but out loud he says his actual insecurities... it's so fucking tasty tho that he thinks ed could be doing better without him and THAT'S why he's been stalling so much. not afraid for his life even a little bit he just assumes he's not wanted. brb i have to cry now

"im sorry if that's a little bit creepy" "you are creepy" in this scene where they're soaked from the rain. ofmd said this prince ricky guys is creepy and wet.

stede's fucking FACE when prince ricky says "you're my hero" his fucking "clearly you dont own an air fryer" face I CANT STAND HIMMMMMM (affectionate)

prince ricky "these rubes" "men of our standing" yeah i cant fucking stand this guy (derogatory) i love how he's barely even in this episode

stede's face when the swede is talking abt how happy he is with jackie... my man believes in love so much im gonna cry

also in what fucking way does the swede owe them a life debt. roach and buttons literally tried to eat him

izzy's "you know me better than anyone knows me and i daresay the same about you" this is literally so false i dont even know where to begin. izzy in e6 being like "if i didnt know any better i'd think maybe ed might possibly maybe be actually enjoying bonnet's company" while ed and stede are giggling and making each other friendship bracelets. this guy doesn't know ed at all.

also i cant get over how izzy wont make eye contact he's like staring blankly into the middle distance delivering these lines so flatly until he goes to say "i have... love for you" and in that moment he looks like he'd rather ed were feeding him more toes.

"im worried about you, we all are" not gonna lie my dude you've had a weird way of showing it thus far. where was all that worry when you told him he was better off dead than wearing a robe and singing songs?? where was that fucking love then?

and NOW izzy wants to talk it through. izzy literally voted to make blackbeard great again and now he wants to give open communication a chance???

lmao there's a limit to how many characters can be in a bulleted list so here's fucking. part two. on the same post:

ed asking everyone if the vibe is poisonous and fang cant stop crying and ed's face is just like "eh good enough" im fdhksgfkjtdkh

anyway ed with a loaded gun under his chin talking to himself is hurting me so fucking much actually. ed my beloved babygirl for whom i would die. this poor traumatized man. yes he is making this workplace toxic as hell but god. GOD. im gonna throw up.

the way ed is so fucking casual about shooting izzy in the leg. just calm and jovial as he promotes frenchie to first mate. stepping over izzy all crumpled on the floor. everything about this is so fucking good. i mean it's horrible for ed and everyone around him but for me watching the show this shit is DELICIOUS. i love when the pirates get violent and unhinged i love when this shit gets fucked up. ed's mental state is so bad right now and it is causing me severe anguish but also it is so tasty. fuck.

anyway frenchie trying to turn down the promotion fhjkghdfjkhf

the cut to the swede performing the husbandly duties is INSANE. COMPLETE TONAL WHIPLASH. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

"fuck those hammies up!" spanish jackie i love you

black pete why are you so fucking loud AND WHY WOULD YOU JIX IT LIKE THAT???

why is prince ricky so small. he's like a full head shorter than stede. also this guy is insufferable i love how stede just fucking abandons him fhjkgdhkdfghkj

"the calf muscle is the most mysterious of alllll the muscles" what the FUCK does that even mean. oh swede i will miss you

NOSE REMOVAL FUCK YES. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

obsessed with the swede playing dumb. the dramatic gasp. "wow, so bad!" fhjsghdkjf

"aint you that soup bitch?" "im the money bitch" i love women.

sfdsjkh spanish jackie being into double-crossing. and slapping the swede's ass on the way out. i love this show

i love how zheng says "this much indigo is worth three times what i paid" while spanish jackie and the husbands are still like, right there. and they just don't hear that bit. incredible.

OUGH the back of jim's weird rope armor looks like a ribcage that's so cool

i love how jim is so fucking bad at telling this story. i love how the monkey's paw comes into it. i love fang asking them to do the voice. i love archie trying to hold back her laughter i love jim and fang giggling together I LOVE THIS SHOW

ed's fucking voice breaking through his whole convo with frenchie. im tearing out my own teeth

HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THEY HAVE POST-CREDITS SCENES IN THIS SEASON?????????? WHAT THE HELL

i take back what i said about jim being bad at telling this story their version is so much fucking better. squeaky voice "I pray to you, Dark Lord, to make me real flesh! I want to be real flesh!" IM FUCKING OBSESSED. JIM I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

[multi-fandomlovers-world]

Meeting The Lieutenant

Soap Mactavish x Fem! Reader

Summary: After Ghost getting hurt on a mission and it was Soap's fault, he feels very guilty about it, almost to a point where he feels he needs to do something about it to earn Ghost's forgiveness. Soap convinces Ghost to come to his home, where you are, and you get to meet the famous Lt.

Category: Fluff, SFW, Angst, Pre-Established Relationship, Mentions Of Ghost, Captain Price, and Gaz, Mentions of Injury

Requested By: @dnarez

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Soap was pacing back and forth in front of Price's office, wondering if Price would be pissed off. He felt guilty for putting Ghost at risk,knowing what the consequences would have been if it had been worse. His mind wandered off and he tried to think of anyway that he could make it up to Ghost. He felt so bad for it. He cares a lot about Ghost and wouldn't ever want something like this to happen again. Gaz saw Soap pacing back and forth, waiting for Price to call him in. Gaz walked over to Soap and touched his shoulder, making Soap stop in his tracks. "Hey, you all good, mate? I heard what happened", Gaz said, looking directly at Soap with a worried face. "Hey, mate. No, I'm not okay. I'm scared of what Price is gonna say. I have to find a way to apologise to Ghost because I shouldn't have done what I did", Soap said, feeling guilty and disappointed in himself. "Hey, you need to breathe. Ghost is alive and he will be fine. Price might just give you a talking to and probably just send Ghost home til he's better. If anything, I'll be here", Gaz said, with a small smile. Soap sighed in relief and said,"Thanks,mate". Gaz nodded before fisting bumping with Soap and leaving. Soap watched Gaz leave and then Price opened up the door, calling Soap into his office. He walked in.

"Ghost was injured pretty bad out there, he's going to have to take time off to recover before heading back out on the field. This could have been worse if you didn't turn around to save his life, Sergeant Mactavish", Price said, looking down at a piece of paper. "I can offer him my place until he's better. He will be taken care of there. I apologise, sir. It won't happen again", Soap said, speaking clearly. "Good. I can't afford to lose Simon. He's one of the best. You and Ghost are on leave until further notice. I expect updates until further notice", Price said, looking directly at Soap. Soap nodded and walked out of the room. He walked into his condors, and called you.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Bonnie. Do you remember my Lieutenant Ghost that I told you about a little while ago?"

"Hey, baby! Yeah, I remember him. Why? What's going on?"

"Well, we are on a mission to capture a guy who was giving out information and I got Ghost hurt. I feel so fucking guilty about it and now I gotta figure out a way for him to forgive me. Price is putting me and Ghost on leave until further notice and expects updates to see how he is doing and I said I'd take him to our place, that way he'd have help"

"Oh, ok. So I'd be meeting Ghost. I'm nervous about meeting him"

"He knows of you. I've spoken about you before and he knows what you look like. Just give him some time to warm up to you and he'll be fine with you. I gotta go, lass. Price is having me get Ghost and drive to our home. I'll see you soon. I love you, Bonnie"

"Oh ok. See you soon. I love you too, baby"

-Time lapse-

Sometime had passed, as Soap and Ghost arrived at your home. Soap had Ghost lay down in the spare bedroom. "Lt, this is Y/N. I talked to you about her before and showed you pictures of her, remember", Soap said, with a soft smile next to you. You stared at Ghost, as his large, muscular figure looked over at you. "H..Hi Ghost. It's nice to finally meet you. Heard great things about you", you said with a small smile putting your hand out to shake it. He kept his eyes on you and shook your hand. "Hello Y/N, it's nice to meet you as well", Ghost said. You nodded and smiled softly. "Oh love, I gotta go back to preparing dinner. If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen. You as well, Ghost", You said, kissing Soap's cheek. Soap smiled before you left then sat down next to Ghost, who was prepping his leg up, and trying to wrap his arms where he had gotten cut. Soap could tell he was struggling to wrap his arms so he decided to help him out. Ghost didn't say anything but allowed him to help. "Ghost, look, I'm sorry about what happened out there. I could've done something different and instead I put you at risk. I feel guilty for it and-,"Soap said. "You don't need to apologise. I'm not dead, just a few injuries. Don't blame yourself for something that was out of your control",Ghost said. Soap nodded and sighed in relief. Minutes later, Soap came out of Ghost's room, and found you finishing up cutting up chicken and a few vegetables. You were turned towards the sink, where you were washing your hands and you felt Soap come up from behind you and hold you by your waist. You giggled lightly, turning towards him. You could tell he still felt some sort of guilt for it. "I overheard what you two were talking about. I don't want you to blame yourself for something that was out of control. He's alive, might have a few injuries but he's alive. Don't beat yourself up for this. I think he forgives you", You said, cupping the side of his cheek and trying your best to reassure him. "I know that. You're right about him being alive. Thank you, Bonnie for reassuring me as well. I appreciate you, a lot", Soap said, cupping the side of your cheek and caressing it. "Anytime", you said, with a small smile and laugh. He laughed too and smiled before kissing you passionately. Your hands touched his jawline and kissed him back. He hummed lightly, loving the feeling that you were here in his arms. He pulled away from the kiss and kissed your forehead. "You want some help here?", Soap said. "Uhm.. maybe start boiling the water for the pasta and start cooking the chicken. I still got a few vegetables to cut up", you said. Soap nodded and did as such. Later that night, Soap felt more relief knowing Ghost had forgave him for his actions and knowing you were there as his girlfriend but as his support when he needed it.

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[creepercraftguy]

My Thoughts on OMNI-MAN VS BARDOCK

Death Battle made its triumphant return today, and I've decided I'm gonna start posting short reviews of each new episode that comes out.

This isn't gonna be a long-winded review, just me sharing my basic thoughts.

And I'll be putting all of my stuff under the cut so that I don't spoil it for anybody. Please, make sure, if you're interested, that you watch the episode first, and don't read on so that you don't get spoiled.

To start off with, the matchup itself did really interest me. I remember around the time that Omni-Man vs Homelander came out that people were trying to come up with ideas for who would be a better opponent for Nolan, because frankly, Homelander was an absolute piece of piss for him.

And everyone, including the companies that own both Invincible and The Boys, knew that going in. So it wasn't really a hyped episode for who would win or not, but more so what was actually going to happen during the fight itself. Creating a spectacle was more important than creating a fight.

Not that Omni-Man Vs Homelander was bad. It is actually one of my favourite DB's from its execution, but the fact was it was not a difficult fight for Omni-Man AT ALL.

So when people started to think of who would be a much fairer fight for him, and one that had a lot of connections, Bardock was a big one, and it wasn't hard to see why:

Both are powerful alien warriors who are known for...kind of being dicks. Nolan is a Viltrumite, a race of highly advanced, powerful beings who conquer and dominate other planets. His mission on Earth is initially hidden but later revealed to be part of this expansionist agenda. Bardock is a Saiyan warrior, a race known for their battle prowess and ability to get stronger after every fight. The Saiyans, under Frieza's rule, conquer planets, wiping out their inhabitants for Frieza’s empire.

Both are the blood-related fathers of their series protagonists, Mark, AKA Invincible, and Kakarot, AKA Son Goku, respectively.

Both characters suffered conflict with their own people. Omni-Man's conflict comes from the fact that he is torn between his Viltrumite duties and the love he develops for his family and Earth, and eventually, he decides to defy the Viltrumite empire to some extent after being confronted by Mark’s humanity. Bardock becomes disillusioned with Frieza and attempts to fight back after learning about Frieza's plan to annihilate the Saiyan race. While his resistance is ultimately futile, he still stands against his ruler in an effort to protect his people.

Both characters are initially presented as being ruthless, unforgiving, and bloodthirsty, but this changes over time (across multiple iterations in Bardock's case) Initially, Omni-Man is ruthless in his mission, killing thousands to assert Viltrumite dominance, showing little regard for human life. However, as he develops a bond with his family, especially Mark, he begins to reconsider his values.And while Bardock begins as a battle-hardened warrior who cares little for the planets he conquers, he undergoes a transformation when he learns of Frieza’s betrayal and seeks to protect his home and his son.

And a few more on top of that, but I'm not sure I need to go through all the connections myself.

So, I start this off with the analysis portions of the episode, and I immediately noticed something when I went through Nolan's analysis.

I know this probably has to do with Death Battle trying to preserve their budget and keep their independence up, but unfortunately, it seems that we no longer have any cutaway scenes showing Wiz and Boomstick. They host the show as always, but we don't actually physically see them at all, not even during the post-analysis.

This is kind of a shame because, while yeah, the cutaways are normally hit or miss, the jokes they try to make land a lot better with them.

But on the other hand, it does make retaining the information a lot better. And to the credit, the analysis really made it clear where each characters strengths lay.

Going into this, I was under the impression that Bardock held an advantage, because I know the Dragon Ball scaling goes way above the scaling of Invincible. However, when I actually saw some of the feats Nolan achieves in the comics, compared to Bardock's...honestly kind of messy timeline, I started to change my tune.

I still held out for hope for Bardock, but when the fight ended and Omni-Man took the win...I understood why.

So yeah, the analysis and post-analysis were good because it really made me understand how the fight went the way it did.

With that being said, this was, to no one's surprise, a much harder fight for Nolan than Homelander was. Saiyan's just ARE stupid powerful aliens, and Omni-Man would actually have to put in the work for a win as opposed to completely stunting on the guy.

Okay, so now for the fight. If I had to rank it on a scale of 1 to 10, I think I'd give it a solid 7.

That's no fault of DevilArtimis, or Death Battle themselves though. Unfortunately, with the respective abilities these guys are known for, there's a severe limit to what you can have them do in the span of a 5 or so minute fight.

Besides Bardock's ki blasts, neither really have any powers of their own that don't just involve beating the shit out of people, tearing them apart, and just sheer brutality, so ultimately, what you are left with is a battle that just shows these two evil daddies pounding each other.

And no, I'm not taking back my phrasing there.

However, while that does limit my enjoyment of the fight, it doesn't do so severely. There's still a lot to love about the clash.

I always like to talk about my thoughts on the voice acting, and in this case, Omni-Man was reprised by Tom Schalk (also previously voicing Kool-Aid Man, Dio, Spongebob, and Megatron) and Bardock was voiced by Kamran Nikhad (previously having voiced Sephiroth, Mario, Boba Fett, Black Adam, and Martian Manhunter)

Schalk is one of the best voice actors that Death Battle have in their cast. He killed it as a sinister, condescending, and stern Omni-Man in Omni-Man Vs Homelander, and though he doesn't speak nearly as much in this one, he does equally well as a despaired, enraged, protective Omni-Man too. He killed it once again. As for Nikhad, he was fine, but definitely not the same sort of inflections that Sonny Strait gives Bardock that make his voice so iconic. Just a minor complaint.

Another minor complaint I have is Bardock's model looks a little weird, at least the mouth movements do, especially when shown from the side, and Nolan's model is kind of uncanny because it's weird seeing Omni-Man in 3D. Sure, he's 3D in Mortal Kombat, but that's also a realistic art style that would have clashed with Bardock, so I'm glad they didn't go that route. Still cool though.

And props to DevilArtemis for doing what he could to keep you engaged with this fight, and capturing both characters behavior, transformations, attacks, and inflections really well with the movements.

Considering, as I already mentioned, this fight would not go as easily as the fight with Homelander did, Omni-Man's attacks feel a lot more damaging, and ferocious than they did in his previous episode. My favourite part of the fight is when he grabs Bardock's tail, brutally tears it off, and then just whip slaps him with it. Definitely in line with the Viltrumites knack for tearing people to bloody chunks.

And for Bardock, considering he's an early Dragon Ball guy, it's really good to see some more recent recontextualization and coverage for classic feats. Also, for some reason, this is the first time we're ever seeing an Oozaru in Death Battle.

If I have any complaints for the fight, Bardock's Death was...kind of flat. It was brutal, but I didn't expect it, nor want it, to be so graceful. But that's all I really have to say about it. The sequence itself was really solid.

And in case I didn't make it clear, while I DO like Bardock more than Nolan as a character, the result did not dissatisfy me because, like I said, it was explained very thoroughly, and very well, in a way that made me understand.

Also, two little side notes, I want to address my take on a few arguments that I kept on seeing in the build up to this episode, and when the episode dropped. The first being whether or not Bardock should have been allowed Super Saiyan, and how it was kind of unfair for Bardock to be given a composite version of his character. To that, I say this.

First of all, if Bardock wasn't given all of his abilities across his iterations, this fight wouldn't have been nearly as cool. If you have the choice between seeing Bardock go Super Saiyan, or not seeing Bardock power up and go gold, why would you ever choose the latter? Death Battle tried to justify their decision, but for me at least, they didn't really need to.

What I wanted to know, in regards to Super Saiyan's conclusion, is this: Would Bardock having Super Saiyan be the edge he needs to win the fight? And would he lose if he didn't have it?

If the answer is yes, then I take issue. Because I don't like it when characters in this series win all because of one minor feat they have, especially if that feat is only semi-canon, like Super Saiyan Bardock is. However, in this case, the answer is no.

Super Saiyan definitely gave Bardock a boost that put Nolan on the ropes, but it wasn't enough to net him a win. So there's no real issue because having Super Saiyan ultimately didn't affect the results, so I'm fine with it.

The second argument I keep seeing is that Omni-Man wouldn't have been able to take down that giant planet without the 2 other characters that were with him. In the comics, he needed the assistance of those two, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to do it.

However, I want to note that the point that DB were trying to make was that Nolan, even if he was a third of the power required to take down that planet, is still VERY CAPABLE of wiping out entire planets on his own, and far more efficiently than Bardock would be. Bardock's own planet-busting feats weren't even his; he was scaled off of King Vegeta, so that's honestly more of a loose connection than Nolan smashing the planet.

And it's not as if that feat alone is what gave Nolan the edge in the fight. He still had all the other stuff like smart atoms on his side.

I will quickly remind everyone that this was not a stomp for Omni-Man. Death Battles usually aren't stomps, and they show off what both characters are capable of by pushing them to the brink. The aforementioned Omni-Man Vs Homelander is only one of few examples of unfair stomp fights.

And the last thing I want to talk about is the music track, though I don't have much to say on it. I know that Brandon kind of struggled with this track, but he did a great job, as he always does. With that being said, I still like Diabolical Invincible Me more than Solid State Invincible, not because SSI is a bad track, but because DIM is just...SOOO good, by a large margin. In fact, SSI even takes lyrics and beats from DIM.

So that's about it...A REALLY solid comeback for Death Battle. Not one of my top fights, but definitely a super strong opener.

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...Although I feel like I'm forgetting something...There was one other thing that I really liked but I can't quite remember-

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[billyloveschickennugget]

nonidol!Mingyu x malereader

prompt: having an arcade night with Mingyu where the winner gets to command the other for the whole day tomorrow.

Wordcount: 1939

Genre: Fluff

CW: curse words, kms jokes

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The sky had quickly darkened when you arrived at the apartment Mingyu lives in, your hand fumbling with the keys to unlock the door.

Your morning was just a normal routine—sitting through hours of lectures, hanging out with your friends in the canteen, and while reading the chat of nags of your older boyfriend at work.

He was apparently upset with the fact that his boss was so dense—his words, not yours—and wanted to punch him so hard you were actually convinced he was going to do it.

Mingyu didn't though, because despite his boss being so annoyingly dumb at times—you could sometimes agree if you referred to what he always said—, that guy managed to become a boss at such a young age.

You knew Mingyu was jealous, but your puppy-like boyfriend wouldn't admit it—not when he once said "shit you not, he's so stupid I'm actually gonna kill myself" and you since then assumed Mingyu hated his boss so much that everything the man did seemed to piss Mingyu off.

You may or may not have made him sulk for weeks to your impulsive answer when you accidentally blurted out, "You would've been a boss if you were smarter than him..."

You did not worry any bit at the time because even when it took him a while to unwind, in the end, you knew he would come back to you.

Just as he is your safe haven, you are also his.

Tonight seemed to be the same. Not long later, you heard the door clicked open and expected Mingyu to arrive home from work. You were already out of shower by then, quickly preparing yourself for the night he had promised—a date in the arcades.

You rounded a corner and found the tall man dropping his briefcase on the couch, his whole attire still neatly on.

Sometimes, you'd wonder if your guess about him being a baby's soul trapped in a big man's body is true. His hair may be neatly styled, his shoulder may be broad, his facial structures may be sharp, his veins in his palm may be bulging out, but at last, a single pout in his lips could make you melt.

When you knew him and imagined a future with him, you thought of a life with a big man who would probably smile once a year. But god where you so wrong.

"Baby? Are you readyyyyy?" You watched him lazily called you, before he raised his head up to find you in the hallway, grinning ear to ear with a towel still draped over your neck.

He seemed to realize that you noticed his pout, and immediately reached over to pull you into a hug.

"Ugh, i hate him," He groaned to your hair, slowly taking in the scent of the shampoo you both used. For some reason, the same brand on you could smell so heavenly different, and he loved it more than anything.

"You smell nice." Mingyu added when you stayed silent, probably happy to see him pouting. He couldn't even muster anything to sulk even more—your presence alone were ceasing all the pent up stress from the day.

"Come on, change up. I'll wait for you," You urged, looking up to meet his weary but contented smile.

"Okay, I'll be quick." Mingyu leaned down to peck your cheeks before letting you go and passing you to go to the bathroom you had just left.

You continued drying your hair with the towel and entered the bedroom, applying your skincare while humming to a random music stuck in your head.

It didn't take him long to finish the shower, as you found him trudging his way in naked—his dampened hair dropping water that marked the carpet.

Mingyu searched through the wardrobe and pulled out a random hoodie, slipping it over his head, then grabbed another pair of shorts to finish it up.

"Want me to blow dry your hair?" You offered and looked at him through the mirror in front of you.

Such simple act of service could somehow take the grim in him away as he walked over with his canine teeth showing, sitting on the stool you dragged to your front.

Mingyu sat there obediently, watching you absentmindedly dry his hair through the mirror.

You suddenly chuckled, in which he only grinned wider to.

"What?" You asked, despite knowing what the answer always is.

"You're beautiful."

You left him in silence and turned off the hair dyer before standing up to tidy the desk up, all while Mingyu leaning his weight on you, squealing over how cute you were for blushing over his compliment.

You were certain your cheeks hadn’t given anything away, but he knew you too well not to notice the quickening of your heartbeat, without contact or whatsoever.

He knew it the best, of the effects he has on you.

"Stop leeching on me and get your skincare done. I'm starving already." He saluted to you, animatedly sitting back on the stool to apply his own as you took the towel he left on the bed back to its place outside.

As you killed time by tidying up any mess in the kitchen or the living room, Mingyu came out of the bedroom with only a phone and a wallet in his hand.

"Let's go babe, stop being so obsessed with cleaning!" Mingyu called from afar as you placed away the napkin and washed your hand.

"Alright, alright." You walked to him, picking a beanie you prepared on the head of the couch and wore it.

He laced his free fingers with your, feeling the cold he didn't liked on you melt as his warmth overwhelmed it.

"You're cold again. We'll get you a hot chocolate later." It wasn't that your cold makes him uncomfortable—he was instead afraid that you'd be uncomfortable with the persistent cold on your skin, and insisted on a weekly check up with the doctor.

You were told that your skin was just a bit sensitive with the temperature and it shouldn't be a worry, but Mingyu will always make sure to keep you warm.

And as your shoulder touched his arm (you're too short for it to touch his shoulder </3) with every synchronized step you both took, Mingyu walked you to the nearby arcade that he often dragged you to visit with him.

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You threw the ball forward and watched it enter the ring as the machine beeped in a vibrant tone.

Contrast to the congratulating timbre, however, you dropped down in despair, groaning and clutching your hair as if you’d lost the grand prize in a lottery by just one digit.

"That's two and a zero, babe. One more and you're all mine for the whole day tomorrow!" Mingyu excitedly teased, leaving no mercy, not even for his boyfriend.

You knew Mingyu would do the dirty move and choose games that he's better in, but you always have cards in your deck.

You two may be lovey dovey and sort, but when it comes to these competitions, everything goes second. Letting the other win is like a taboo within the two of you. Both of you had even agreed that dying is literally better than losing.

Mingyu would proudly cheat if it meant to win against you, and you would do the same if it meant to show dominance. To show who's born better.

"Hmph. Now that you've chosen yours, it's my turn to choose the next two games!" You got up with new resolve, your eyes burning with fiery determination.

Mingyu smirked and followed you, taunting with the confidence he must've gotten from winning consecutively two rounds against you.

You couldn't help but to smirk as you led the way, just as confidence as he was with the newfound skill you had learned exactly for this moment.

"A claw machine?" Mingyu asked as you smugly stopped in front of the machine, hands on your hips and your head held high.

"Exactly! Whoever gets a plushie out first, they win a point!" You explained it perfectly clear and nodded twice, satisfied with your words that must've sounded so cool.

Mingyu didn't seem to have any of it though, as he agreed on your challenge and went first.

Inserting a coin, he focused controlling the claw, aligning it perfectly with the plushie beneath it. To your expectation, the claw grabbed the object but dropped it on top, before returning back to its starting position.

"This is so rigged!" Mingyu complained, sulking as he stepped aside to let you have your turn.

But you felt so kind that you advanced his turn before yours.

"I'll give you another chance to try again just because I'm nice. Go ahead," You calmly offered, innocently smiling as Mingyu skeptically inserted more coins into the machine, but replaced with a focused expression as he turned his attention back to the minigame.

Or maybe because you knew something Mingyu weren't aware of.

You didn't had to look to know that the claw dropped the plushie again, and Mingyu whined in annoyance, blaming the machine for being rigged.

This time, you stepped in like a man under the spotlight, confidently said "let me show you how to play this in the correct way."

With practical ease, you moved the claw and dropped it when it aligned with the plushie you were aiming for. Unlike Mingyu's, yours brought the item to the starting position and released it into the hole.

Your boyfriend's jaw hung open as the machine clanked. Crouching down, you inserted your hand and took out the plushie that the claw had grabbed earlier, smiling innocently to the owner holding it.

Knowing Mingyu well, he took it as an offense and went for another try. You gave him 3 rounds to try while you circled the arcade for a quick walk. It wasn't necessary, but it was to instead piss Mingyu off, because you knew how much it would tilt your boyfriend to be that cocky.

You came back during his third try, and from afar you knew the claw machine had failed him again.

Mingyu hissed in anger, restraining his big muscles from punching the glass to take the plushie out himself.

You chuckled and stepped in, asking him to watch you closely—which he genuinely did since he thought it was actually a skill issue—and of course see you win another one, completely destroying his ego and sanity.

"This machine is rigged! It's not fair! I'm trying others!" Mingyu stomped his way to search for another claw machine that piqued his interest, and you only followed him from behind with your two plushies sitting comfortable in your arms.

Mingyu seemed to find one that he was sure he could win one and immediately started the machine with the basket of coins.

He went for another three, and ended up with nothing but a hollow disappointment in his arms.

Mingyu was already hugging his knees in the floor as he hopelessly witnessed his whole ego stomped with your third win, bringing back again another plushie with the win.

You cleared your throat with clear exaggeration, grinning wide as you hugged the three plushies in front of him, wiggling your eyebrows in amusement.

Oh, the thrill of winning against Mingyu once again was absolutely exhilarating.

Even as you both continued playing with tons of other games in the arcade, Mingyu kept that pout that he would always have whenever he lost, but deep inside, he was more than happy to know that you were enjoying the time, no matter if it costed his pride.

But when he took you home later the same night, with you still bouncing with bags of goodies you won from the arcade and the joy you felt from the day competition, Mingyu knew better than to be relieved still, not when the next day had yet to come.

Because what he knows for sure is that you’ll go all out to use the privilege you’ve won to make him suffer ♡

[that-one-enby-ranger]

@iwtd-lmfao YOU BETTER FUCKING READ THIS

The poll is finished and it said to yap about RA, so I'm gonna do that while I should be doing schoolwork, and my friends are looking at men from Criminal Minds.

I first found Ranger's when I was at a library, and I wanted to find a new book to read. I was never really interested in medieval fantasy books, so I don't know why I chose Ranger's, but I did. They didn't even have the first few books there. The closest book they had to the first was the sixth, and I didn't know what reserving books back then was so I just picked up the sixth book and was like, "this is the closest to the first, it'll make more sense to read this one." It did not make sense, since the fifth was a fucking cliffhanger. Either way I got it out, read it and loved it so that turned into the best decision I have ever made. My dad then told me how to reserve books and I got the first one, started the series from the start and also loved it.

Originally Will was my favourite character because Halt was barely in the sixth so I didn't have the chance to experience the magic that is my lovely husband. I think it was a couple more books before Halt really became my favourite, and became the love of my life. Will has now gone quite down the list of favs.

My main favourite characters, in no particular order except for the first three are Halt (obviously), Crowley, Horace, Jenny, Gilan, Will, Rodney and Arald, mainly when they are together though because they are def best friends and you cannot convince me otherwise, Pritchard, and Pauline, mainly only when it comes to Haltine though.

I don't know when I started really liking Halt, but for years, don't know how long, he has been my ultimate favourite fictional character above any other character from any other media. I love him so goddamn fucking much. He started everything. He started my obsession with dilfs. Whenever I find new fav characters from other shows, I always like the characters that are similar to him, or remind me of him, and when describing those characters to people who don't know them I'll always go "he's kinda like Halt." My second fav ultimate fictional character is Izzy from Our Flag Means Death and he is very similar to Halt in my opinion and I love them both. Izzy even got seasick one time even though he's a fucking pirate. I was talking to my friend about watching Criminal Minds and we both agreed the Aaron Hotchner would be my favourite because based on the information we compared, Halt and Aaron are similar.

There is not a single goddamn day that passes where I don't think about RA and Halt.

Moving onto favourite books and then we can get back to my husband. My fav book in the entire series is Halt's Peril, mainly because its an entire book about my baby, and he's dying and suffering, and it's great. I like it when my favs are hurt and suffering as long as they don't die. I also like it when Halt's pissed off because its hot and he's pretty much pissed off throughout the entire book. I also like it when he's being a little sleepy cutie patootie because its adorable to think about, and he's unconscious for a lot of it. Pretty little boy. My second fav book is Kings of Clonmel because once again it's focusing on my pretty boy and we're unlocking trauma so it's amazing. Third one is probably Tournament at Gorlan because it;s CRALT. I don't have any ranking order for the others but some of my other favs are Seige of Macindaw, Ruins of Gorlan, Burning Bridge, Erak's Ransom and Battle at Hackham Heath. There's a bit of a theme with most of these, as in most of them have Halt in them.

Seige of Macindaw will always be special to me because it was the first one I read, and I suprisingly enjoy it for it not having a lot of Halt. I don't really give to shits about Willyss, but I really like them in that book. Plus, I love Keren, he's probably my favourite villain next to Morgie, and he probably had the most brutal death out of any of the villains unless I'm forgetting, and I really like brutal deaths because they're fun to think about. I know Jory Ruhl got set on fire, and that would bloody well hurt, but Keren got acid thrown into his eyes, and then pushed out a fucking window. And before he fell, he was caught on the window bars, which would have probably been sharp and stabby from when the acid was desroying them, and I be the probably dug into his skin, then he fell back and probs landed in a real painful position. I like to imagine that he pretty much fell on his head and it ripped apart kinda like that guy from Hot Fuzz, just not as extreme, or he landed on a weird position on his neck and snapped it really badly and there was lots of blood. I also love Horace in that book and loved Trobar and Malcolm. Another obvious reason why I love that book is because HALT CALLS WILL SON FOR THE FUCKS SAKE.

I would do anything to hear Halt call me something nice. Like darling. I'd do anything to just hear Halt speak, or to see him, or hug him.

I really wanna hear him speak, I bet he would sound sexy. He's got a fucking Irish accent and a deep voice that shits hot.

I don't think I've ever really cried over anything in the books, apart from one time. It wasn't when Will got taken, or Crowley or Alyss died. It was a scene in one of the TRR books where Maddie hugged Halt, and I was sitting in bed reading in the middle of the night and crying because I was really jealous and wanted to hug Halt so bad. I've had fantasies when I've been walking on a bushwalk and imagined coming across him, and I would just run up to him and hug him. I would probs get stabbed, but it would be worth it. I would love to get stabbed by Halt. I want him to yell at me

Sometimes when I'm bored I'll just pick up different books and flip to my favourtie parts and read those parts and get high off of it. I know how to get to my fav parts now. My biggest accomplishment is collecting all the books and all the Brotherband books. Screw any other real life accomplishment that may have some affect on my future, thats what I'm proud of.

There have bee multiple things I have started doing because of RA. Drinking coffee, archery even though I've basically quit because of ✨social anxiety✨ and I don't know why I started this sentence off by saying there was multiple things like it was going to be a long list, those are the only things I can think of right now.

I'm 80% sure I'm aromantic, or at least on the spectrum, and my sister most likely is as well, but we were talking about fictional characters that we would generally marry and date because we would both marry a couple fictional peeps. The conversation wasn't just about what characters we would marry as a joke, because otherwise I would have named all my favs, but we were ACKtually considering them and what we would one hundred percent agree to. It was a very serious conversation. Halt was the first name I said. No questions asked, that is the man I would marry. I WANT HIM SO BADLY HES MY LITTLE CUTIE PIEEEEEEEEEE. He could become a serial killer and kill heaps of people, being a onehundred percent selfish prick, an apath, not care about anyone else and be an arrogant douche bag and I would still be in love with him. I'm in love with Art the Clown and Pennywise for fucks sake they were on my list of people I would generally marry I don't think he would ever be that bad compared to them.

This man could commit war crimes and human attoricities and I would still call him my sweet little boy who deserves love and I could fix him just give me time.

This rant was supposed to be about the whole of Ranger's Apprentice but I ended up mainly yapping abt Halt. I didn't expect any different to be honest, he's my baby. I am very possesive over him my sweet little boy.

Anyway moving away from my cutie patootie (but I'll probably find a way to bring it back to him tbh) imma move on to the books and just say my opinions on them and random ass thoughts.

Ruins of Gorlan: One of my favs. I like origin stories and this is pretty much one. I also like training montages and things where people are just training and doing different things, but I mainly like them in books. and like the mentors if you couldn't tell. That's why I like ruins of Gorlan and The Outcasts because they're both similar in that way. My fav scene from it is probs the scene with Salt Peter because my boy was pissy, and also the scene with Alda, Jerome and Alda beatin' Will because my boy was pissy. I like the scene at the end. With the kalkara and my boys unconscious and hurt. AAAAA it's great.

Burning Bridge: I like the ending of it. Not the complete ending but the part with the last battle, and Morgie. I like Morgie. Did you know my husband is in this book? He's pretty good in it. Those chapters are the best. Especially THOSE four chapters with the sexy defrinistration and brouhaha. Beautiful man. Defend him with my life. The other chapters are alright. I like Gilan. He reminds me of Sodapop from the Outsiders.

Icebound Land: I like this one too. Honestly couldn't give two shits about Will and Evanlyn, or about Will's addiction. I understand that's a serious problem, but I honestly couldn't give two shits. Especially since it only lasted one book and then disappeared for ever and now only exsists in fanfics. I like the Horace and Halt chapters. I think this was the book where I really started to love Horace and he became my sweetheart. He's another character I would generally marry a be happy about it. Halt and Horace's dynamic is one of my favourites because they are just my little sweethearts. I love their weird father-son, uncle-nephew, older brother-younger brother kinda relationship they have going on. And their little arguements are funny. Horace is such a silly little innocent boy I love him.

Oakleaf Bearers: This ones alright. Not my fav, but I like it. Main thing I take from this one is that I love Halt and Erak's dynamic. Again the little sillies. That's probably one of the main things I love about this book. And a couple scenes.

Sorceror of the North: Why do I feel like I spelt this wrong. For a book that doesn't have a lot of my boy in it, I like it. It's funny because the two main characters that are in this one are Alyss and Will and I don't really care about them unless it involves their dynamics with the love of my life. I'm quite biased if you haven't noticed.

Seige of Macindaw: Love this one, part of the reason because its the first one I ever read, and because it's just great in my opinion. Keren is really cool and like I've said, he's my second fav villain. And Horace is in this one too! YAyyyyy! My sweetheart. He makes EVERYTHING better. Already talked about this one and why I like it so Imma move on

Erak's Ransom: I like this one too. Gotta a lot of characters I like in it, even if the chapters with just Will are boring to me. I like the scene where Halt gets beat up. I like seeing him vulnerable and hurt and in pain without actually dying and its cool.

Kings of Clonmel: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. My sweet little boy has so much traumaaaaaaaaaaa. It's beautiful. HE'S beautiful. I love the arguement scene between him and Ferris. I love hearing about his past. I don't really care about anything else. Just him. One of my fav scenes is the scene where he a little sleepy boy at the inn. So cute. My boy. My love

Halt's Peril: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. My boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I don't care if this book was basically just a sick fic and it has no plot relevance what so ever apart from a little trauma, I love it. I like things like that. That part where it said that when Halt was delirious when being unconscious and it said he was saying people's names, and it said that Horace didn't recognise some of them, I headcanon that one of those names was Pritchard's.

Emperor of Nihon-Ja: Honestly don't give two shits about this one. It's kinda boring to me. I love Horace though. The only interesting scenes are the ones with Halt, obviously. I like the scene where he gets super pissed at Cassie and Alyss. Beautiful

Lost Stories: It's alright. Liked it a lot the first couple times I read it, but started liking it a little less. Still good though. I'll let you guess what my fav story might be.

All TRR books: Don't care. I don't like Maddie for absolutely no reason, I don't like that Will is no longer baby, and my boy isn't in them as much. There are some ones I like, but I still don't give two shits about them. When new ones come out I pray that my hubby wubby will be in them, and then be terrified that he's gonna die. No joke, when the most recent one came out, I went to Whitcoulls everyday after school until it was there, and before that I had been stressing through out the entire week. I was so scared when I finally bought it I kinda felt sick. I would have cried so hard if he died, and bought another copy of the book just to burn it. I told my friends that I came to school the next day depressed, they would know why. I want him to be in those books, but I also don't want him to be in them because I'm scared he might die.

I SWEAR TO FUCK IF FLANNY KILLS HIM OUTSIDE OF THE BOOKS.

Halt's immortal I'm calling it now.

Tournament at Gorlan: Love. Love both of tey books, and this ones my fav. My little grumpy young boy. He would have looked so cute. He still does. In my mind anyways. Loved Pritchard as well. He's one of my fav characters even though he was only in half the book before he died but I love reading Halt and Pritchard fics. Imma write one where it turns out he's actually alive and he reunites with his son

Battle at Hackham Heath: The same thing, loved it. I wish Flanny looked more into Pritchard's death though because it happened right at the end of the first one, even though the two books would have had a time gap, still wanted to see it.

I want Flanny to write a third tey book set in between thoses two where it talks abt Pritchard's death more, and has lots of angst and shit, and also maybe has a scene with Thorgan the Smasher, because Halt and Crowley seem very gay right there. They were literally found cuddled up together, unconscious. If that's not gay, I don't know what is.

This rant about RA turned out to be one about Halt. It was mainly Halt, but I already knew it was going to be about him. If you have managed to stick around to the end, thank you for listening to my insanity. I am in love. Imma go flirt with Halt on charcater ai now.

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Let Me Tell You The Story Of A Rainbow - Chapter 8

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Lennox: That's right. Development and cultivation of the land is slow going, but it's for the sake of supporting life there, not turning a profit.

Bradley: Hell of a waste if you ask me. Are Southerners just not interested in makin' that sweet cash or what?

Faust: …Imagine there's a bird in front of us here, one that makes for a top-tier ingredient.

Bradley: Huh?

Nero: What's all this about, all of a sudden?

Faust: What would you do once you knew about that kind of bird, Nero?

Nero: Well, first y'gotta kill it… Dependin' on the species, I'd probably wanna make it into a stew. What about it?

Faust: I can't make a stew nearly as well as you can, so I'd just sit back and watch as the bird takes flight. Despite the fact that I know that this kind of bird makes for a good ingredient, I'd just watch as it flies. I enjoy birdwatching. Even if it's simply spent in quiet observation and produces nothing, I don't consider it to be a waste of time.

Bradley & Nero: …

Faust: That said, I'd also look forward to Nero making stew with that bird.

Nero: Haha… I dunno the first thing about philosophizin' like that, but I do know I feel like makin' stew for dinner tonight now.

Faust: I see. I'm looking forward to it.

Bradley: That was a pretty quintessentially Eastern downer of an exchange. Moving right along, given how many gems they got on display here, d'ya think they'd notice if one or two of 'em happened to go missin'? I get why they wanted us t'be "security", but it kinda pisses me off when people think all of the Sage's wizards are gonna be meek little model citizens. I mean, hey, don'tcha think it takes some real brass balls to throw a bandit into this treasure chest of a building on purpose?

Faust: I wouldn't know. If you're trying to get thrown back into a cell, I certainly won't stop you.

Bradley: Damn, you're cold. It ain't like I'm the only one with sticky fingers around here, y'know.

Nero: What's your problem? Quit lookin' over here and grinnin' at me like that.

Bradley: Don't start gettin' shy on me, now. Hey, get a load of this one.

Nero: Oh, now this is what we're talkin' about! This one's really…

Faust: Hey.

Lennox: Keep your hands to yourselves.

Nero: Huh?

Bradley: What?

Lennox: Just what are you planning on doing with that gemstone? If you're thinking of smuggling it out of here…

Nero: !! Woah, no, I was just…

Bradley: Haha… C'mon, don't ask a question you already know the answer to. Gems are meant for slippin' into your pocket when no one's lookin'.

Faust: Oh, are you actually trying to get locked up again? Before you try to pull that kind of thing while we're supposed to be helping with security, just remember that the twins and Oz are in this building, too. Anyways, Nero. Bradley is his own problem, but I can't believe you'd start acting like a thief, too…

Nero: No, uh, Teach, you've got it all wrong. This was just…uhh, trainin'!

Faust & Lennox: Training?

Nero: Yeah, yeah. Like, our mission this time is t' act as security for this exhibition, right? Just because our job is t' keep our eyes on the enchanted displays doesn't mean no one's gonna get a little frisky with all these premium pieces around.

Lennox: I see… So you were putting on an act for hands-on training for us?

Nero: Exactly. That's exactly it. Ain't that right, Brad…ley, my regular friend.

Bradley: … You're such a pain…

Nero: Bradley!

Bradley: Yeah, yeah. That was all we were doin'. It was all a big act so the two of you could get some practice in. You guys should be grateful a real live bandit was willin' to put his skills to work for ya.

Faust: Sigh… Well, it did turn into practicing for what to do if a thief gets in. I'll admit that.

Lennox: It did. Bradley's involvement certainly added a sense of realism. You gave an exemplary performance of being a bandit too, Nero.

Nero: Haha, thanks…

Faust: Hold on, Leno. In the event of a real thief showing up, it'd be better to just apprehend them immediately without talking to them like we did here.

Lennox: Understood.

Faust: It's time to proceed to the next floor. Let's go.

Lennox: Alright.

Bradley: …They're gone. Man, you're such a drag to hang out with now. You ain't growin' out of your bad habits that fast.

Nero: I dunno, man… I'm just some guy. You better put that gem back where it belongs.

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Mitile: This one looks like a really fancy sheep.

Riquet: It looks like a cloud that's been dyed with rainbows.

Chloe: It looks like Murr's magic fireworks to me!

Mitile: We're all seeing completely different things, and I don't see a title for this anywhere.

Riquet: Yes, I don't see it, either.

Chloe: Hmmmm. I wonder what this painting is supposed to be of.

Riquet: How about we combine everyone's ideas and call it "Cloud Dyed With Murr's Rainbow Fireworks"?

Mitile: Hey, you left out my fancy sheep!

Riquet: You're right, I did. Then how about… A sheep saw a cloud dyed with rainbows from Murr's fireworks and decided it wanted to be just as fancy, so it asked a wizard…

Chloe: And the wizard used their magic to make the sheep's floofy fluffy wool all rainbow-y…that's all of us!

Riquet: How's that?

Mitile: That's great!

Rustica: My, what a splendid painting. The three of you seem to be enjoying yourselves.

Chloe: Rustica! Hey, hey, what does this painting look like to you?

Rustica: Hmm, let me see… The salad I ate this morning, perhaps?

Chloe: That's totally different from what we had!

Mitile: I sort of get it, though…?

Riquet: This has to be a tomato, and this is…

Chloe & Mitile & Riquet: Asparagus!

Rustica: Oh, how odd. I don't recall having any asparagus in my salad. I enjoyed it perfectly well, but I feel like it was a slightly bitter kind of salad.

Chloe: What kind of salad is that?

Rustica: It was a strange one. It was the first time I'd eaten it, but there was a certain sense of deja vu. Just like this painting, it was a lively combination of many different things, and it was very delicious. …Hm?

Mitile: Uwah?! Look at that…!

Riquet: The painting is moving!

Chloe: It's turning into…letters? It says "Transformation".

Rustica: That must be its title. I imagine it decided to tell us because of the conversation we were having. Hehe. Thank you very kindly.

Riquet: This must be one of the magical exhibits, then.

Mitile: Yeah, it definitely is. It's a good thing it knows its own name.

Riquet: But it's also possible that it was affected by the <Great Calamity's> influence…

Chloe: If that's true, I wonder if we'll be able to turn it back into its proper form. It won't be like we vandalized it, right…?

Mitile: What. It…I mean, maybe?!

Riquet: Oh, it's moving around again!

Mitile & Riquet: G-Go back to normal! Back to normal!!

Chloe: Ah…it's back! Thank goodness… Whew…

Rustica: I agree. This is truly your most charming form, my dear.

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Shino: Mithra, Owen. Where do you think you're going?

Mithra: I was planning on returning to the manor. Why?

Owen: This doesn't have anything to do with you. C'mon, Mithra, open a door already.

Shino: Hmph. Yeah, I figured you two were gonna run. It's not like either of you have interest in art.

Owen: I'm not running. Besides, aren't you the exact same?

Shino: I understand the value of art better than you two do. I do work for the famous Blanchett family, after all.

Mithra: But you still don't have any interest in art, right? You're bored and following us around, aren't you?

Owen: Where's your darling beloved master? The poor dear only has one guard dog in the first place, and now it's left him behind.

Shino: Excuse me?

Rutile: Oh, Mithra!

Heathcliff: Oh, Shino, here's where you were.

Owen: Oh, thank goodness. He came to pick you up.

Shino: Hey.

Heathcliff: I-Is something wrong? You have a scary look on your face…

Owen: Your pet is in a hurry to pretend he's useful. Hear his keening? He's crying because his master wasn't giving him enough attention.

Shino: I wasn't crying. Don't start lying about things.

Mithra: But you're not denying that he wasn't giving you enough attention.

Shino: Shut up.

Heathcliff: I'm sorry, Shino… I think we got separated while looking for some interesting exhibits…

Owen: And you aren't denying that you weren't giving him enough attention, either.

Shino: Shut your mouth. Stop saying words. Don't worry about it, Heath. It's a servant's job to take a step back when his master is enjoying himself.

Heathcliff: Don't say that. I was looking for you, you know. I finally found some fun exhibits, too.

Shino: The mechanical and clockwork exhibits you were talking about? I remember you saying you wanted to see them.

Heathcliff: Yeah. They have an amazing lineup. There was this wind-up toy they had where you turn the key the opposite way from usual, and… And, I wanted to look at everything with you. You might think it's boring, though…

Shino: I can just wait outside the area. You can look over all of them on your own. You'd enjoy that more than looking at them with me, considering how little I really know about clockwork.

Heathcliff: Shino…

Shino: I don't want to get in the way when you're enjoying the things you like.

Heathcliff: …I see. I'm sorry for asking for the impossible.

Shino: What are you pouting about? Why do you look so lonely? …Fine, I get it. I'll walk around the exhibition with you. You're so spoiled, Master.

Heathcliff: And just who's the one spoiling me…? Still, thank you, Shino.

Owen: Tch. They're back to being cloyingly obnoxious again.

Mithra: I wonder why. …I'm getting sleepy.

Rutile: Hey, let's look at the exhibits together, all three of us. There are these beautifully delicate clockwork dolls over there that are decorated with fake flowers that look so real.

Owen: Are they affected by the Calamity's influence? Will you die if you touch them?

Mithra: If you get close to them, will they lay a curse on you?

Rutile: It doesn't seem like either of those things will happen, so don't worry.

Owen: What? That's so boring. Maybe I will just leave.

Mithra: I think I'll leave, too. If anything happens, just blow on that bird whistle. If you do, I'll come running.

Rutile: Does that mean I can blow on it right now?

Mithra: Were you listening at all? Please don't blow it if you don't have a good reason to.

Rutile: But I want to look at the exhibits with you, Mithra. Don't you want to share fun things with the people important to you? I want to know what you like and how you feel, Mithra. Do you think you can tell me those things?

Mithra: Sigh…

Rutile: Please? Come on, let's go!

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always wanted to make one of those 'day in the life' posts so here u go!

TW/CW: Tattoo needles, mild blood/mentioning of blood

ima be honest with you, sometimes those 'day in the life' reels on tiktok n junk annoy the piss out of me because they seem so disingenuous, but that's honest to god probably just my executive dysfunction being salty because there's no way in HELL i'm gonna be on some 'grind' where i'm getting up at 6 am to make smoothies and do a workout before i have to go to actual work, i can't with that and i struggle to fathom anyone else doing that consistently LMAO (but i know there are and y'all are a different breed, i wouldn't be able to do it LOL)

like i literally get up anywhere between 30-10 minutes before i gotta catch the bus to go to work-

(understand that i can only get away with doing this because the bus stop is LITERALLY RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE LMAOOO i could also just as easily walk , work is about 15-20 minutes away, but like... i don't wanna when i could just sleep in for another 15-20 minutes LOL)

most of my mornings consist of battling with myself to get out of bed until the last possible minute and then hoping the bus isn't early so i don't miss it on account of my own executive dysfunction, paired with timmy's because i'm a canadian hoser, buds.

i'm actually pretty hyped though for that apartment move at the start of april because as soon as we've moved, we'll be even CLOSER to my work to the point i won't even have to catch the bus anymore, you can literally see the new place out my work window. watch me find ways to still be late for work LMAO

anyways. i got off kinda easy today because NORMALLY i have to get up earlier as most of the time my appointments start at 1 PM, but I only had one appointment today and we had booked it for 3 so I got to sleep in a bit longer <3 This was the design I had made up for them (a sternum piece):

but then it turned out i had completely neglected the one change they wanted, which was to make the middle flower a lotus flower. thank god for my ipad, having the ability to change up designs on the go was half the reason I bought it ~

easy fix uwu

as for the setup, my tattoo setup is pretty simple, the machine isn't actually ready to go yet but i usually set that up after the stencil is applied to give the stencil time to sit and dry (and i don't like having nothing to do while i wait):

(the actual machine once it's wrapped):

it was a full kitchen in the shop today meaning me, my boss, and my two other coworkers who work in the open area were all working and having a good time. one of my other coworkers wasn't in today but they work in a separate private room so the main area itself was full. sometimes i'll come in and i can tell who was in first based on what's playing on the TV. if it's documentaries or reruns of old comedy shows (like the Office) I know it's my boss, if it's reality TV then I know it's L, and if it's music from Spotify then it's usually my other coworker S.

It was S today :' )

here's the actual stencil on the skin! my client is an old pal who i've tattooed a couple times and was thankfully okay with me taking pics and posting these ~ (haha, no female presenting nipples here, tumblr!)

as you can probably see I had to take a marker to the tail and redraw it so it would go around the belly button, originally the stencil went right thru it and wouldn't have looked good

but guess what? didn't matter anyways because the fucking stencil wouLDN'T FUCKING STICK. like, as soon as I started working on it, I realized it was gonna be one of those stencils, the kind that wipe away INSTANTLY. I think it was a combination of just the placement (backs and sternums don't tend to hold as well) as well as her skin type (not all skin types hold onto stencils and ink equally) and the fact that it was hotter in the shop than it usually is which amounted to a bit of sweat (esp in the belly area where things tend to be a lot warmer) which resulted in the stencil not holding in the slightest. y'all it was STRESSFUL and even after I tried to re-apply the stencil again as best as I could (with the tattoo already in progress and the old stencil pretty much gone) it STILL wouldn't hold, so I essentially had to bloodline the whole thing (i.e. line it in so lightly and quickly just to get SOMETHING visible in there after the stencil disappeared. half the lines weren't even genuine lines, just the tiniest faintest impressions that mostly consisted of blood, but still better than nothing).

eventually my coworkers had all clocked out for the day so i was the last one standing, meaning I got control over the Spotify >:D

(and played pretty much the exact same music my coworker would have because we have the exact same tastes in music lmao)

so this is where i had to re-stencil because the original stencil i had put on was wiping away like crazy, but then the second stencil ended up being just as shitty. like you can see where i had to put the lines in 'good enough' near the top because even the shoddy stencil redo was GONE as i was working on it, and it created this sort of cyclical problem where i couldn't just not wipe while i worked because that would result in there being ink anywhere so i couldn't see what i was doing... but then i would wipe to clean it up and poof stencil gone. it was a nightmare and stressed me out but big thanks to my client for understanding and trusting the process <3

because even tattoos are allowed to have an ugly stage before they look good ~

all in all i'm pretty happy with how it came out in the end, the process definitely didn't go as smoothly as i had initially hoped and i would have liked to spend more time on the actual lining process in the beginning, but i had to rush that shit. thankfully as soon as that foundation was laid, it gave me time to just go in and tighten up those lines, a lot of this ended up being freehand compared to what i had planned on doing :' )

(the best part is this client has two lil' dermals just an inch or so above the tattoo that the snake's face and tongue line up perfectly with, it's adorable haha)

either way, that was my day at the shop, i was the last one there so it was on me to settle the debit/credit machine, set the alarms and have everything ready for another day tomorrow!

very appropriate music for the last track of the day lmao and our shop pet, Smaug, poked his head out to say hello!

for the most part, a good day! aside from that stupid stencil giving me a hard time, it was still pretty chill, came out to be a 3 hour day, I showed up around 2:30, my appointment started at 3 and we were all done by 5:30, left just in time to go pick up some sushi takeout and catch the next bus home <3

(have I ever shown my face on my Tumblr before??? if not, here's me!)

My job's pretty cool. Still have to deal with a lot of "typical bullshit" esp when it comes to communicating with clients and setting up appointments as well as tattoo-unique bullshit like dealing with squirmers or crappy stencils or not being able to have a social life without people pestering me for free work, but it's the best job I could ever ask for especially in this particular location. The husband and wife duo who run the place are super sweet but have their shit together well, they run a tight ship and it means I don't have anything to worry about besides setting up my appointments and tattooing. It took a lot of fighting over the course of years to finally end up in a comfortable place, and many times I almost gave up, but it was worth it because now I'm in a great place that pays well and I get to do what I love.

But I'm still pretty eager to get home most days lol So I grabbed my sushi, caught the bus, and made it home.

It was about 6:25 when I landed and because of Daylight Savings, it's still very light out. It does so much for my mental health to leave work and have it still be sunny, the ✨ seasonal depression ✨ is gone and all I have to worry about now is ✨ regular depression ✨ And it's gonna be even better once we move to the new place because it's on a ground floor and has windows aplenty, loads of natural light (compared to the gross basement we live in rn).

But until then, this is what I come home to (～￣▽￣)～

I will now spend the next 6-8 hours playing FF XIV, watching my shows, and working on Rekindled and Time Gate, pretty much all at the same time or at least jumping between. Usually I'll have something playing on rerun on the TV in the background (so something I don't have to pay attention to, like reruns of the Office or Bob's Burgers or w/e I'm feeling that day) and then I'll be listening to music in my headphones or - if I want to engage with something that isn't a rerun - I'll put on a Youtube video that's easy to listen to and absorb without having to look directly at. Sometimes it's speedrun documentaries, sometimes it's GameGrumps compilations, just depends on what I'm feeling and what shows up in my recommended that day LOL Yes , it might seem 'pointless' to have a show playing in the background while also listening to music, but it's sorta just there as a presence and idk, it brings my ADHD brain comfort lol

If you don't believe me that this is the level of multitasking that I'm at, the other day I made a call to Nintendo Support to help my husband get back into his account and I did it while running dungeons in FF XIV, yaaaaay ADHD! My brain needs constant stimulation to function! ╰（‵□′）╯

(and yes, I'm usually joined by Psuwis - it's Maliseet for 'cat' - who's very needy for my attention as soon as I get home lol)

This is how I spend most of my evenings, and even entire days if I'm not in the shop (and my schedule's pretty flexible, sometimes I'm at the shop 5 days a week, other times I might only work 2 or 3 days, it just depends on how busy my bookings are). My husband is actually probably just getting off work rn so he'll likely be home by the time I'm wrapping up this post lmao

Supper!

I actually worked on Rekindled pretty much all day yesterday, so now the episode's almost done already, it's coming along nicely! I'm hoping to have it done tonight or tomorrow so that I can have it ready for Saturday when I'm away on my trip (and maybe get a headstart on Ep 12 so that we can have a new episode next weekend as well during my apartment move!)

Anyone in my follows play FF XIV? Currently working on my Astrologian, it's pretty fun! You can find me (Pym Thras'rala) in Hyperion if you ever wanna party up sometime!

That's pretty much it! Not really anything super crazy or exciting to show, my life's pretty routine and that's how I like it. A lot of my social life is online nowadays but I do make time to go out and hang out with IRL pals as well. If this were done on a Friday most of what I'd be doing is hanging out down at the bar with pals LMAO

So yeah! hope you enjoyed this lil' self-indulgent "talk about myself for 20 minutes" post （￣︶￣）↗　If anything I hope it offers some kind of solidarity to the other pals out there who need 27390572309 forms of stimulation to get through the day LMAO

(also not recommending anyone live the way i do, my back hurts, my sleep schedule is fucked and my brain is fried（*゜ー゜*）let's all hold each other accountable and remember to check our postures, stand up and stretch every hour, and stay hydrated <3 ).

[mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea]

Juslo, "Is it cuddling if you've been kidnapped?"

Frostiron, "Baby got cut off"

Stony, "Lust at first site" (the misspelling, yes)

Tags are from my AO3 history ;P

Juslo, "Is it cuddling if you've been kidnapped?"

MAFIA AU. Loki owns a club despite being his brother's right hand in the organized crime of it all. Justin is a regular customer at the club, works for someone big but very anonymous, doing heists, doing theft jobs, doing shit that Justin is good at.

Story starts with Loki waking up in the backseat of a car. Justin is driving. Loki complains about his head hurting and feeling a little sick to his stomach. Justin changes to music to something more soothing. Tells Loki to lie back down. He's serious, seems grim (his shirt is definitely not grim - most of Justin's shirts are weird riffs on cabana shirts).

Cuts to later. Somewhere - a small beach house in some remote village in Long Island - Loki's in a kitchen. Sliding glass door looks out on the beach. Gray day, waves rolling in. Music playing in the background. Justin walks in, looks in the pans on the stove, peeks into the oven. "Smells good," he tells Loki.

(Comments get made somewhere else in the story - Thor freaking out because Loki's been kidnapped. Text from an anonymous person about the kidnapping - negotiations to be made. Thor trying to find out who did it, getting more pissed.)

Loki and Justin eat the dinner together that Loki cooks. "I'm still surprised that you're this amazing of a cook. I figured you grew up with all your meals cooked for you." Loki's flattered, smiles. They discuss Thor's mood as of late - something about drifting through life, no real direction, especially for himself and it's affecting the family business, depressed.

(Maybe another cut to Thor being anything but directionless, sending out his people, going personally to Loki's club to ask around. The negotiator has his cell number, so he's not worried about not being home. Runs into the "middle man" - the guy everyone knows works for the faceless mystery "person" (Ultron). Thor talks to him about helping to find Loki, to negotiate, to track down whomever has kidnapped his brother. Middle man says he'll talk to his boss, see what can be done.)

After dinner, Loki and Justin are sitting on the sofa, watching movies. Loki finishes his glass of wine, sets it aside and slides over on the couch to cuddle up to Justin. Justin wraps his arms around Loki. It becomes clear that they've been involved the whole time. Loki asks, "So Graham'll make sure your tracks are covered, even after Thor pays the ransom?" Justin nods and kisses the top of Loki's head. "It's all covered. He'll turn over the money to you once Thor's sent it to the negotiator." Loki: "And Thor'll hopefully get over his moping for a while and quit dragging down the family business so that I can run my club in peace." Justin laughs. "You gonna give the money back to Thor and tell him what you did?" Loki laughs. "Yeah. No. He loves me enough to protect me and to pay a ransom. He'd kill me himself if he realized I was trying to fix him and pulled a stunt. I'll just put the money into the club...and the sweeties, and it'll wind its way back into his part of the business. It'll be an investment he doesn't know he's making." Loki kisses Justin. "I'll set some aside, and you and I will go on vacation for real. Now come on. I want to cuddle."

Justin is very happy to oblige his boyfriend. "Is it cuddling if you've been kidnapped?"

Frostiron, "Baby got cut off"

This one is honestly stumping me. It's been stumping me the whole time. I think it would have something to do with one of them either getting stuck in traffic because someone cut them off or I don't know. Maybe got cut off while talking to each other? I'm not sure, but my brain isn't wanting to wrap around the tag. It'll probably show up in my dreams now and haunt me because I left this one blank. LOL

Stony, "Lust at first site" (the misspelling, yes)

Not an AU. Avengers all live together in the tower. Loki lives there. Is dating Bucky (or who knows? Maybe Bruce - unexpected and ridiculously adorable). Really adorable with whichever one it is. Tony's break up with Pepper (she broke up with him but she tells people it was mutual because she doesn't want to see him spiral out with drinking) was rougher on him than he thought, and he's tried dating, but there's no fire to any of it. Nothing to interest him.

Steve's tried dating, but he has absolutely nothing in common with anyone he's tried seeing. He's getting more and more frustrated.

Natasha suggests to both of them - separately - that they just need to get laid, just to clear the negative energy away from them. "Just fuck someone, several someones. Doesn't have to be a connection. Just do it and move on."

Skip ahead. Steve's looking at the app on his phone (App's called "Lust at First Site" - maybe, probably?). He's swiping through profiles. None of the photos have faces, he understood this going into it, esp when he asked Bucky to help him with photos for his profile. Runs into an intriguing profile, and the photos are fucking *stunning*. All of them, from the front, are from just barely above the stomach down, and the ones from the back are from shoulder down to the guy's ass. Steve wants to draw this person. He wants to bite this person. The profile is witty, of course, and the interests are all shared ones. Steve messages the guy. They have many back and forth conversations through the app's PM. Eventually it moves on from there. The guy checks out Steve's profile and definitely likes what he sees. They have several steamy sexts, but they never start to talk. They agree to meet in person after several months.

You can see where this is going, right?

From my Let's Play post.

[yesyourstalker]

Neta: alright small meeting....so I talked with Candie and we're going to have a sale. Anyone who buys 15 dollars worth of jewelry can get a piercing for free. Doesn't matter the location. Tongue, navel, ears, anything so remind customers about that promotion?............. Also I know this is going to be very annoying but I'm going to be absent.. again....You'll see me but just not as much. It's not for personal reasons it's for........ work reasons. I not sure-

Warabi: I'm also not going to be here. It's a family business kinda thing.

Neta:................ Shit......*sigh* okay so the store is going to be run by mhai. I trust you to keep things in order.

Mahi: That's your first mistake

Neta: watch it..... I know you will and my fiance will be here to help while I'm out! You guys already know ikkan so no need for introductions. Please be nice to him. He's everything to me [kisskisskisskiss]

Ikkan:hehehehe..... Neta stop.....hehe...hi everyone

Neta:mahi and Candi you guys will show him around the store get him adjusted to everything while we're out....he knows the basics and my job as well... So it won't be hard........*clap* great...... Warabi... Step into my office for a second

Warabi: ok

Neta: what's the family business thing??

Warabi: why don't you tell me about your little work thing?

Neta: I asked first

Warabi: fine. I think you already know........... My grandpa's wants me do some stupid mission to get some zap fishes....... He thinks these power outages are a great opportunity for me "to continue family legacy ." Whatever that means.

Neta: well I have to do the same thing........well it's kind of confidential but my old superior called me up, told me that your gramps needed a new power source specifically for the underground. They want something smaller than a great zapfish. Maybe like an eel or something....... *Sigh*.......... I have to go with a Splatoon to get one.

Warabi: Oh so suddenly Octarian society can get their own power source? What was stopping us before? Why did we have to steal it?

Neta: It's complicated.... It's mostly money related and people and power related.......but now we have the inkling military to help us..... I think we're just called the military at this point.

Warabi: Wait... So if you're going to get this stupid eel why do I need to go on a mission to get little zapfish!? That seems like a waste of time!

Neta: we need a temporary power source and I guess those little ones is the best we got. You don't know how hard it is to get a fish that big? they live in freshwater, you know cephalopods and freshwater do not mix....*sigh*........ it's probably gonna be a fucking month just for training and planning.... Cod..... Just be lucky you get to have an easy job..... Mr. Octavio's grandson

Warabi: shut up!! Think you can go with me on the mission?

Neta: to get tiny zapfishs? Just go to the canyons and just get them. They're everywhere! scattered, Left from the turf war.

Warabi: please! You have more experience than me!

Neta:....*sigh*..... Ok.......... Tomorrow morning meet me at my apartment. Pack your weapon and your uniform nothing else.... I'll take you to headquarters and we'll do the mission.

Warabi: yay!!

Neta: you tell no one! Not even mahi!

Warabi: yes! My first mission.......... this actually might be fun!

Neta: yep..........so fun..................... Let's get back to work.

Mahi: so considering you're marrying Neta does that mean you're also our boss?

Ikkan: I...I think-

Neta: ok! Everyone we have a busy day today and even a busier day tomorrow.........*sigh*...... Warabi and I are going to be late tomorrow

Mahi: ok...... What's going on?

Warabi: it's octo stuff. You wouldn't understand

Mahi: bet

Ikkan: you ok babe

Neta: when I went on missions it was life or death when he goes 'it might be fuuuun'... Cod they coddled the fuck out of him... He just pisses me off sometimes

Ikkan: remember what your therapist said....... Deep breaths and reflect. What are you actually mad at.

Neta:...*huff*......... I'm mad that I live through multiple traumatic events without a stable support system and other shit Yeah, yeah........... It's still not fair

Ikkan: I know...[kiss].......Please. Just be safe during your missions.... I don't know what I'll do if something happens.

Neta: I'll be fine babe it's not the first time I''ve done something like this.... it's only 2 months [kiss]

Mahi: No way you're going on a mission?! I thought you said you didn't want to be in the military!

Warabi: I'm not it's just something I'm doing for my grandpa.

Neta: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!

Warabi: oh you were serious. Oops

Neta: *huff*

Ikkan: deep breaths....

Neta: mmmmmm... Thanks for doing this.....I hope this isn't affecting your classes.

Ikkan: it's not....... These classes are going to be taken online and there's only three lectures I'll be fine... I might stay a while. [Kiss]

[The next day]

Neta: ok so your mission slip says that you need......... To get at least 20 zap fishes send them up to power the bunkers. All right, that doesn't sound so bad

Warabi:20!!! It's going to take allllll day!! I thought we were going to get like five or six. How do we even get them?

Neta: 20 is not that many. It's pretty easy to get. They're scattered everywhere in the canyons. Past soldiers used to make it an optical to get. Mostly traps......made it harder for the enemy to steal.

Warabi: so We have to go through an obstacle course that sounds dumb......

Neta: Yeah well it was a different time back then......... take your weapon.............. ..... See that glowy thing up there? On top of that, ledge. That's a zap first. We need to find a way up there.

Warabi: ok so what do we do.

Neta: hmmm..... Shoot your ink on that wall right there, climb up and Squid roll onto the side and then you'll be up

Warabi: ........... ...... ok ......... Let me just...... load my weapon and do- shit! One sec

Neta: .......*sigh*.... do you want me to do it?

Warabi: yes please.

(3 hours later)

Neta: Warabi This is ridiculous. I've done most of this mission. You haven't gotten a single zapfish! This mission is easy, 14-year-old could do this. I should know.

Warabi: I inked up one of the walls, two actually.

Neta:.....*sigh*..... We have 19 zapfish. You're getting this last 1

Warabi: fine! Since you're going to complain!.........hm?...uhh?

Neta: sink through the grates

Warabi: I know!! Shut up!...... Just give me a second....got it

Neta: great! now we can go home and I can take the stupid uniform off.......cod... I hope this ink comes out

Warabi: I like the uniform..... Hey we're matching

Neta: I can't even look at myself.....

Warabi: what! You look good though. I like the color and the uniform looks really flattering....... very form fitting......

Neta:........................

Warabi: oh come on Neta. Look I get it I didn't do much but it's because I don't have that much experience. I suck at being a soldier...... but I'll try if we do this again I'll prove that I am made for this

Neta: Warabi...............*sigh* ........ It's a privileged that you didn't have to do this........... This job wasn't kust catching zapfish. Small ones or great ones......... it violence, it's conflict........It's fighting just for your right to exist...... .... it's kill or be killed......... It's going out everyday knowing that you're going to die or someone that you've grown to love deeply dies and there's nothing you can do about it......*sniff* .....You have no time to process what happened. No time to mourn......

Warabi:...............

Neta:Or you kill someone.... You could never forget their face the look of fear and defeat it stays with you......*crying*.........it haunts you!.......... feel so helpless........*crying* no matter the outcome you're ruining someone's life,There's or your own! Over stupid land!......You're so lucky you had a choice to choose a different path in life. I'm happy for you....... But I envy you at the same time! I see you and your life, your family and I......I-I just get angry!...... angry at myself, at my life....... At my people....... you don't get how blessed you are.......*Crying*

Warabi:........................I guess I don't........... . Neta I'm sorry-

Neta: *inhale*.........* exhale*......... it doesn't matter......*sniff*.....What happened, happened. It's behind me now......... I'm healing from it.I'm growing from it. ...*sigh*.......... it's ok.Let's go home......... I told my superior that you got most of the zapfish..............

Warabi................ Ok

Neta:....*sniff*........ I'm sorry.... that happens sometimes..... Don't worry about it..... forget this happened.......... I'm hungry... Let's go I'll buy us some ramen or something?

Warabi:.......... Neta......................................... yeah I could eat something

Neta: great!........it's fine..... I'm fine..... that didn't just happen-uh

Warabi:[hug]........................ I'll pay for the food.... maybe we can do something after...

Neta:........... Yeah... Ok..... Maybe we can skip work today.....[hug]

(Epilogue)

Mahi: hey you're back! how was it?

Warabi:.........Fine...... I got food

Mahi: nice!.......... So was it fun! Or is it a secret?

Warabi: ................ ......... Yeah

Mahi: ok

(Later at night)

Mahi: ....*sleep*....

Warabi:....... Hey Mahi

Mahi: hmhmh.. yeah

Warabi:....... Am I ungrateful.....

Mahi:.... No..... I don't think so?..... Did Neta yell at you because if so we know where he lives-

Warabi: no he didn't........ it's just

Mahi: what? What happened?

Warabi: octo stuff......hmm... can I sleep here tonight?

Mahi: ..*yawn*........*pat*...*Pat*.....

Warabi: thanks.............. does Neta talk about the military.....

Mahi: he tries to avoid it............ night.......*Sleep*

Warabi: ok.................... this pillow smells like mizole's cheap ink gel

Mahi:shut up

Mahi was crafted by @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

[kokokoula]

BSD S5E2 thoughts

i am so late for this i apologise. but the episode was so not a letdown, it really meets my expectations. the reason why i'm starting on e2 and not e1 because e1 was more of setting the scene and picking up where they had left off. e2 is where the plot thickens and intensifies. plus, ranpo had a lot of screen time in this, and alas, i'm a simp for him.

DISCLAIMERS: this is not spoiler free, so if you haven't watched it yet, continue at your own discretion. also, don't attack me if we don't share the same opinions and views. this is just my thoughts. lower case intended.

"TURNS OUT YOU'RE QUITE THE IDIOT TOO."

one of the scenes that strikes me most is the car ride scene where minoura, the officer who ranpo interacts often during cases over the years, drives him to a safer location after freeing him from captivity. during this, minoura seems to be in a bit of a frenzy, while ranpo relaxes with a smile on his face that has been there since minoura arrived. (he's so adorable jdfhiasu) we all know that ranpo is incredibly intelligent, and could deduce people's motives and future actions. however, when minoura asks him whether he knew that some of the officers would trust his righteousness and intellect, and would therefore risk their lives to save him, ranpo admits that he did not know whether they believe him. during the whole time, he was not expecting to be saved, yet he was and realises how many people actually trusts him to the point of sticking their own heads out for him. imagine the amount of love and gratefulness he must have felt from this. i'm really glad that ranpo is reminded how precious he is to everyone, like he has that reassurance that he is reliable. this is also probably the reason why he could not stop smiling when he was rescued. AND HIS GIGGLE IN THE END I'M TEARING UP.

"ALL I'LL DO IS TRUST, BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT SAID QUITE SIMPLY 'I TRUST FUKUCHI'."

y'all i'm not gonna lie, this scene made me love him so much more, and it's saying a lot because i love him tons already. the whole scene where he tries to persuade fukuchi to help ADA capture the page from kamui really shows the kind of role fukuzawa plays in ranpo's life. i think we can all agree that fukuzawa is a dad to ranpo, right? he took care of ranpo since his teen years, introduce to him the idea of his unusual intelligence being his special ability, gave him a job, and created a family for him aka ADA. as i said before, we know ranpo is smart enough to guess what fukuchi would do and manipulate his decisions, and he himself admitted that. but he didn't. all because he respected, looked up to, and ultimately TRUST fukuzawa. he knows how much fukuchi means to his 'dad' as a friend, and wants to respect that, at the cost of ADA. ranpo even gets down on one knee and say that he trusts him too. (don't mind me, but that shot of ranpo that i attached under the quote is so fine. is it just me?) that's why i was pissed as hell when ranpo found out that fukuchi is kamui. my boy was devoted to his father and THIS is what he gets.

"SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, PLEASE, FIGHT ALONGSIDE ME."

this is great content for atsushi x akutagawa shippers. the way i was chanting akutagawa's name, waiting for him to appear, and then scream when he did. was choosing akutagawa to help atsushi at his lowest moment a mere coincidence? i think not. asagiri knows what he's doing. context is, if you don't know, ranpo deduced that kamui is fukuchi, and of course was right. luckily, ranpo managed to escape, but unfortunately for atsushi, he couldn't, knowing fukuchi can easily catch up to him, and leaving him with no choice but to fight him. but atsushi knows that fukuchi is a much greater fighter than he is, and starts to get scared. scared because he was alone in this battle. and we know that he has ptsd from his orphanage days. so he begs to the universe to give him an ally, and boy, did the universe choose well. akutagawa being there is like a knight in shining armour moment. this is quite straightforward so i don't have to explain so much. let's lose our minds together over this.

HIGHLIGHTS

ranpo pushing kunikida to atsushi when he was about to be hugged like BOY JUST ACCEPT SOME AFFECTION

kyouka saying that she was trying to hold herself back from hugging ranpo, kunikida and yosano. SOMEONE HUG HER FOR GOODNESS' SAKE

when yosano asks ranpo what he will do, he replies, "what do you think? i'm doing the funnest part of the job." cut to him showing up again in front of the fukuchi with a "heya, i'm that terrorist everyone's talking about." he's so chaotic, i love it.

fukuchi and ranpo interacting like uncle and nephew respectively for a while. that was cute. AND RANPO CASUALLY EXPOSING FUKUCHI'S BEHAVIOUR AT ADA'S OPENING CEREMONY

the fact that ranpo has a novel written by poe to use as an escape route is something i'll never get over. ranpo and poe >>>>

[sharksa-shivers]

o wowie, a rare Roomies post at 2 in the morning lol

(thinking of Roomies shit and stuff)

Axel:(watching a show)……..What kind of gigantic idiot would get their ex's name tattooed on themselves?

Skylar:(In the background, drinking some, hears that and proceeds to take off his shirt, showing his 'Alyssa' tattoo, calling to Axel)ME, I WOULD, I'M THE GIGAMORON THAT DID AND I'LL NEVER REGRET IT EITHER!!!!!! ------------------------------------------- (Context is Skylar is talking about how he's not sure he can be a musician with how little streaming he's getting.)

Axel:(trying to be supportive)Well…….I…I know making music is what you're good at and wanna do butttttt have you ever considered maybe any other fields in entertainment maybe?

Skylar:(sidegazes, confused)…….No, i…Like what?

Axel:(suggesting after a moment)…I think you're pretty funny, maybe a comedian or something?

Skylar:(takes that in, thinking before responding)……..I feel like i'd probably be shit at that cuz my life is so shitty that I'm a joke. (Sips beer, stops)…….Or would you be a better comedian if YOU were the joke? I…Shit, i dunno actually…

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(FINALLY…Some Skaxel content lmao.)

(We see Skylar and Axel getting a stage set for one of Skylar's shows and they're setting shit up…While doing this though, they end up getting into an argument lol.)

Skylar:(pissy, irritated)No, I'M stronger then you are.

Axel:(amused by Skylar's delusions, smirking)Yeahhhhh, no. I'm stronger. Like…It's not even a contest, it's just a fact that i'm stronger then you are.

Skylar:(tail swishing in anger)No you aren't!!!!(looks around, noticing the smaller amps nearby, grins, trying to prove himself right)Yknow what? PROVE IT. Can you pick up that amp on your own? There's another one over there, i'll pick up that one and PROVE I'M RIGHT!!!!!

Axel:(amused further by Skylar walking the fuck into this shit, agrees)Yknow what? Sure, i'd love to watch you humiliate yourself.

Skylar:(moving over to the amp, glaring)Bitch, i swear to fuck-

Axel:(smirking, knowing how this is gonna go)Cmon then! Let's do it! Cmon!

Skylar:(pissed)Fine!!! I will!!! Now!!!

(Skylar and Axel both pick up the amps, Skylar immediately struggling heavily with the task while Axel picks it up pretty easily and just stands there with a shiteating smirk as Skylar glares, trying to hold it…Skylar finally can't do it anymore within a frame of about 20 seconds and has to put it down, Axel still just smirking smuggly and then carefully and easily putting it down himself.)

Skylar:(more pissed now, glaring as he's trying to breath, that shit taking alot out of him)……Shut up!!!! How the hell did you do that??? How the hell are you stronger then me???

Axel:(amused, showing and patting his bicep)I mean, going to the gym pretty frequently does help me keep and maintain these. Being pretty active like all my life's helped alot with that too.

Skylar:(gay tired frustrated staring at Axel's arm, panting still)………Your muscles would be hotter if i wasn't so fuckin pissed right now, goddamnit…(flops down on the ground, exhausted from that)I need to rest a minute, jesus, that zapped my energy dry…

Axel:(snickering, amused)Good to know you still think i'm hot though when you're pissed off…I'll keep that in mind…(moving back to what he was doing)Hey, can't rest all day though, needa keep working if you wanna perform later…

Skylar:(shrugs it off, annoyed still)Yeah yeah yeah, i'm aware…Ughhhhh… ------------------------------------------- (We see Skylar and Axel both cuddling with each other. Axel is looking at shit on his phone while Skylar has his head on Axel's chest, watching Axel scroll through twitter when Skylar says something)

Skylar:(amused)Man…Like you're comfy to lay on and all that shit but uhhhh…

Axel:(confused)What…?

Skylar:(rolling over on his back, his tail flicking as he talks, smartass grin)Made it sound like you had more muscle here but nah, it's all fuckin floof. Just fuckin floof!

Axel:(awkward, trys to fight back)No it's not, i'm not that floofy…

Skylar:(he sits up then rolls over, staring Axel in the eyes as Axel is forced to stare at him, grins)Hey…I never said floof was a bad thing…If it was, i probably woulda(runs fingers through his mohawk)Shaved this shit off a long ass time ago…But nah, i like that fluffy shit my guy…(he flops down, his face in Axel's chest, voice muffled by Axel as he wraps his arms around his bf)Fuckin cozy as fuck…

------------------------------------------- (And gayass drama shit idea idk hecc. Idk the context either really, i just had these lines in my head, probably something involving Axel's aceness)

Axel:(a bit upset as Skylar drives, looking over at him)……So like…Are you dating Alyssa then because she's giving you what i can't or??? Like…(tearing up some)Am i that fucking useless to you or?

Skylar:(getting upset too, his hands shaking on the steering wheel out of anxiety and emotions)Axel, no, i…Fuck, no. I'm dating both of you because I LOVE BOTH OF YOU.

Axel:(upset)Do you? Do you because like-(stumbling to form his thoughts right, interenalized aphobia speaking)I-I-I know how you are!!! Me and you are complete opposites!!! And i fucking know you still want that from me, you do, i KNOW you want to fuck me!!! And i seriously just like…Wonder like…Would you even still be dating me if Alyssa wasn't there to do what i can't??? Like??? (mental breakdown occuring)I fucking feel so goddamn broken when i see you 2 so happy and i'm stuck here doing bare minimum shit with you because of my goddamn asexuality, because i can't fucking make you happy like that!!! I can't fucking deal with that shit like she can!!!!

Skylar:(upset, trying to defend himself and help Axel)Fucking, i would be still dating you because i fucking love you!!!!! I do!!!! I fucking do!!!!! (Axel's gaze locked on him as he tries to explain)It's different in more ways with me and Alyssa then just fucking that okay? I am not fucking just dating Alyssa because of that shit…Both of you have been so different to be with and it's one of the fucking things i love. Every day is just different shit…And i'll fucking tell you this, i didn't even fucking think Alyssa was even gonna come back, i fucking thought i'd never fucking see her again. Relatable Axel, i fucking know that feel... -------------------------------------------

Today i give you a small thing. Tomorrow? Who knows... Anyway, just cuz i don't post alot bout em doesn't mean they cease to exist, i'm sure i'll do more stuff with em over time but rn, my focus is on Kidnapped sinceeeeeeeeee i have that alot more planned out... BUT THESE GAYS WILL BE HERE STILL...WAITING FOR THEIR MOMENTS...

I honestly don't have as much stuff bout these guys so that's part of why i don't post alot bout em...That's whyyyyyyyy they are side series lol... But i love these derpos, had em since high school lol :p

ALSO...AS A NOTE: Skylar-Very allo and vulger wowie surprise surprise... Axel-Very asexual They make it work tho cuz love finds a way and Skylar cares more bout Axel's comfort then anything else so yeah... Also also: Roomies is more chill vs Kidnapped too, uhhhh, no demons trying to mass murder here lol, just idiots bein lil shits and whatnot in Roomies...It's less serious but it defs has it's serious moments too...

[ryanlockheart]

"you're exactly right, baby," toby replied with a proud smirk on his face. his hands lifted ryder's face, thumb stroking against his cheek. "you're just a little plaything for men to use. a pretty one, but that's all. think that brain is wired just to think about fat cock and sweaty feet," he teased. the raven-haired male was shocked to see his high school tormentor reduced to such a slutty toy, but it was a welcomed change by all means. "exactly... and guess what, princess? i'm gonna make sure you get all of those things every day. you'll never go without a fat cock in you if i have anything t'do with it... and i'll make sure you to make you my little urinal and foot stool. you'll be living the life." toby had only ever imagined he'd get ryder in a fantasy — never did he think he'd have him to himself. hell, he'd never even thought that the all-american quarter back would be pliant and obedient, but things had changed. toby was certainly going to try and reap the benefits. "oh, trust me. i will. i'm gonna turn that pussy out. it's gonna be loose and leakin' cum by the time i'm done with ya," toby promised. "sounds like the perfect night. a bunch of sweaty guys watchin' me pound that pretty little ass? i bet they'd all wanna take a turn," he started. "i could just tell 'em you're just a free-use whore, no loads refused... but you'd like that too much, wouldn'tcha? so i'd just keep knockin' you up while they all jerked their little cocks and watched. 'd keep goin' until you're beggin' me to stop." the lanky male listened with anticipation to ryder's sordid little tale of how he'd become the resident cumdump at the fraternity. it was a role that suited him well, toby couldn't deny it... but he was being wasted at the frat house. toby could do so much better for him, and he had the feeling that ryder was starting to see it. "you got your first taste of cum, and you knew you were meant to be a cum guzzling slut," toby teased. "i would've loved to have seen it. i woulda joined in on the fun probably." there was a smug smirk on his face. he was enjoying this all a little too much. "you're gonna have to show me those," toby hummed. "i'll get you even more feet. i'll have guys linin' up the block to get your little tongue on their sweaty feet. just for you, princess." "we'll make it a reality, baby," toby promised. "all the boys are gonna stop and stare. i'll let 'em all join in, let 'em slide in your sloppy cunt. we'll keep tally of how many loads you take too. it'll be your little tramp stamp for the day." he didn't know where this was coming from within him, but god, did it feel good to let it all out. he didn't have to hide his desires, didn't have to suppress his lust. "even if ya took the whole campus, i still think your greedy little pussy would still want more," the lanky male hummed. "it's 'cause, baby, you were meant to be a little slut. all you can think about is feet, cock, and piss. you're never gonna get your fill, baby. you're always gonna be a insatiable little cockslut."

"i'll put 'em to good use, baby. 's a shame," toby said with a little tsk. "maybe i'll get my tongue on them if you're a good girl tonight. think ya might like that." he wasn't just chasing after his own pleasure. he was making sure that ryder got everything he wanted too — because, truth be told, there was nothing quite as sexy as seeing the look of pleasure wash over ryder's face. "maybe ya can give 'em a little tutorial first," toby said with a smirk. "i'd wreck that little cunt. i'd fuck ya so hard you'd piss all over yourself. it'd be kinda hot, you pissin' all over them while they clean your daddy's feet." the sordid little fantasy would surely become a reality if toby had anything to do with it... but for now, he was more than content watching ryder go crazy for his feet. he smirked as ryder lapped the mess he'd made off his foot. his toes wiggled against the boy's face, tempting him for more... only to pull his sweaty foot from his face after he'd begged so sweetly. toby handed the phone over to one of their onlookers. "since you begged so nicely, baby, you can taste my hole," toby assured. he turned and dropped trow immediately, bent up against the wall. his hands pulled apart his cheeks to grant ryder access. his pink hole was surrounded sparsely by dark hair, still slick with sweat. "give it a kiss first. show daddy how much you love it, ya little cockslut."

"whatever you want daddy, i exist to please you," ryder declared, not an ounce of uncertainty in his voice. he moaned out softly as toby's fingers ran roughly through his dark hair, head tugged back with a goofy grin on his blissed out face. "you're so smart, daddy," he giggled. "sometimes, i even wonder how i lived without a fat cock wrecking my guts multiple times a day... but you know what? i think it's more than just that, 'cause now all i want is a sweaty pair of feet on my face, or piss filling up my mouth. think i was born to be a toy for men to use for the dirty, filthy things that they could never do with girls."

in ryder's past life, he was the definitive image of masculinity. he was the high school quarterback, the stereotypical football player who strictly dated cheerleaders — shit, he was even the prom king. it was embarrassing how easily the frat had been able to wipe those memories from his mind and turn him into a pathetic, subservient little cockslut. "oh, no need to worry about lost time. you have all the time in the world to make my pretty little pussy all yours, daddy," ryder assured. "i think you should take me out to that bar in town and fuck my cunt right there on the barstool in front of everyone, just to prove that i'm yours."

"i wish you would have been here that first night t'see it," ryder replied with a half-smile. "i did everything i could think of to get out of it, but they pushed me to my knees. when the first cock came through, it was so big that it pushed right between my lips and i just... did it. god, i was so freaked out, especially when my cock started to get hard. when they came down my throat, i came. it was fate." it would turn out to be the best night of ryder's life, and the most definitive one. "living here with all these young, hot, horny guys? nope, there's always a cock to please or a load of piss to guzzle down," he confirmed happily. "half the lacrosse team belongs to the frat, and they make me worship their sweaty feet whenever they get back from practice. they've even posted a few clips of it online."

"fuck, please?!" ryder squealed. he loved the way toby's mind worked, the way he always seemed to be a few steps ahead of him. "getting used in the quad has always been a fantasy of mine, but most of the guys have girlfriends. god, my hole would be so fucking wrecked." ryder had gotten used to being for the pleasure of men, and he loved it. it didn't matter if they were students, teachers, or his own step-dad — all they ever had to do was give him the look, and he'd spread his legs for them without as much as a question. "it wouldn't be enough, daddy. you would probably have to let the entire campus fuck me before i got enough cock," ryder giggled. "hell, even if you did, i'd probably keep begging for your sweaty feet and piss after the fact. i'm just so hungry for it, daddy. i don't know why."

"ooh, yes. my feet never get any attention around here, and it's not fair! they're so soft," ryder pouted. toby wasn't like any of the guys ryder had been with in the past. he wasn't merely using ryder for his own pleasure, he wanted ryder to feel used. every single part of him. "of course i would, daddy. i'd wanna be down there with them, showing them how to clean a man's feet the right way," he confirmed. "i wouldn't shut up 'til you filled me up with that fat cock, daddy. make them watch your cock poke out through my tummy while they humiliated themselves to get inside of me. it'd be the perfect payback." it was all too easy to fall apart on toby's foot, a pathetic amount of cum coating his beautiful pale sole. "i... i can't help it, daddy," ryder whimpered. he wrapped his hands around the boy's ankle and pressed his face into it, inhaling his musk before lapping up the remnants of his cum. his eyes flickered toward the camera, lust in the dark brown hues. his tongue slipped between each sweaty toe before he left his foot against his cheek to speak. "you heard him, i'm a boycunt. i'm dirty, and all i'm good for is getting my loose, pretty pussy filled with cum and piss," he said seductively, obviously still inhaling toby's scent. "i used to be a quarterback, and now i'm nothing but a slut for real men like toby. and maybe if you're lucky, he'll let one of these other guys film me while i'm slobbering all over his sweaty hole like the nasty, desperate boycunt i am."

[kingdaddydaichi]

NSFW Alphabet || Katsuki Bakugou

I had so much fun with this! Vodka may or may not have been involved in the making of this little ditty. 🍸 I hope you shameless hussies enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. 😩

*Exhibit A:

(Source)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I feel like he gets clingy asf, but plays it off like it's something he's doing for your sake. He'll probably never admit that he feels so vulnerable after sex, but he does. If it was a rough session - which it usually is with him - he'll ask if you're okay, if you're hurt anywhere, kiss any marks he left on you - he's such a protective hero boi.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: he's not gonna lie, he's fully aware of how well-endowed he is. He really is proud of his cock, the way it makes you sing when he works it - and he knows how to work it okay? Favorite non-sexual body part - his arms. He works hard to keep them cut (as in lifting, not cutting). 😬

Yours: listen, Katsuki is an ass man through and through. Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong, I'm 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 listening 👏🏼. He loves to watch the subtle ripples he sends through your ass cheeks when he's driving into you from behind. Also, our big scary boomboom man appreciates a nice, thicc pair of thighs. Bonus points if they're muscular/toned - he loves the way it feels when your thighs have such a strong grip around him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Let's just say our boy's orgasms are explosive. He cums hard and loud, shooting long ropes of his hot seed. Consistency is about average, not too thick, not to thin, but there's a lot of it. He doesn't taste too bad - salty, but not too bitter. You're more likely to gag from the sheer volume and force of his cum hitting the back of your throat than the flavor.

His precum gets honorable mention here. It's fucking delicious. That is all.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It took him no less than 2 years into your relationship to tell you this, and if you ever tell anyone he might actually kill you, or at the very least make your ass bleed. He hasn't gotten to the point that he's ready to try it yet, but he's not entirely opposed to the idea of you pegging him. Someday. It kinda does make his balls tingle a little just thinking about it tbh. He hasn't yet, but he thinks he might be ready to try working up to it and is really close to asking you to stick a finger in his ass and stroke his prostate. He's heard how good it feels and he's super curious to find out for himself.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced, actually. He's only had 1 or 2 lovers before you, BUT he's determined to be #1 at everything. Couple that with how perceptive he is and you've got yourself a winner of a loverboy. He's going to make damn sure that, even if things don't work out between you two, he will always ALWAYS be the best you've ever had. No other man will outdo him, E-V-E-R.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggystyle all the way, baby. As stated before, he loves watching your booty jiggle every time he slams his hips against it. He gets off on spreading your ass cheeks to watch his slick-coated cock slide in and out of you. God he just loves hitting it from behind, makes his dick so fucking hard.

Bonus 2nd Favorite Position (couldn't help myself): you on your back with your ankles on his shoulders, your ass lifted off the bed, him on his knees and hugging those thick thighs of yours, keeping them closed as he reams into you. (Slight variation of this one: he leans over you, nearly folding you in half, putting you back on your shoulders with his hands pressing into the mattress beside you, angling you such that his prominent corona rubs over your g-spot as he drills down into you. 10/10 you're gonna scream his name when (not if) your liquid gushes all over him.)

Tell me the truth, am I a disgusting human being? Here are all the fucks I give:

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Bakugou is serious asf about his sex game. This is not the time to joke around or poke fun at him, understand me? If you do he will get pissed and either fuck the silly out of you, or if he's feeling particularly ruthless he'll just stop altogether and let you ache for him as punishment until you beg him for release.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He takes care of his body, paying a lot of attention to his hygiene, which includes manscaping to keep his pubic hair trimmed and kempt. The carpet's just a shade darker than the drapes, like a honey blond. If he lets it grow out, it sticks straight out just like his head hair. It's actually kind of funny and he hates it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

*sigh* Let's be honest. Katsuki is not the super romantic type, at least not outwardly. However, if he realizes something he's doing is hurting you - physically or emotionally - he's going to stop dead in his tracks and hold you close, push his fingers through your hair, and tell you how much he loves you and how safe you are. He can be rough and he can be an asshole, but if he thinks he's genuinely hurt you at all, he's all over you, doing everything he can to make you understand that he will never let anyone hurt you, especially not himself. Got that?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't jack off very often. You two share a very active sex life so he doesn't see the need to. If you have to be apart for more than a day or two, he'll rub one out. Or if the need hits him particularly hard and you're not available or in the mood, he's not above closing his eyes and reaching into his pants to wrap his thick fingers around his cock and start tugging.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Lord Baby Jesus, where do I even begin? Kinky, kinky Katsuki. This man should come with warning signs and disclaimers.

First of all, he dom asf okay? Even if he lets you play with his ass someday, he's gonna be bratty about it. He's going to top from the bottom, hashtag facts. And trust that he WILL own you afterwards to securely reestablish his dominance.

Giving and Receiving: Hair pulling. DIRTY TALK - you think he's got a potty mouth in the streets? His mouth is downright filthy between the sheets. Loves it when you dirty talk right back to him. "You love taking my fat cock, don't you princess?" "Mm yessss, fuck me, Katsuki! Your cock feels so fucking good babyyy!" He eats that shit up.

Giving Only: Degradation. Praise. Spanking. Cockwarming. Dom/sub/power play. Shibari/ropework (he tried it bc you wanted to and he fucking loved it). Creampies. Begging. Discipline. Ravishment.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Literally anywhere inside your home/homes - bed, bathroom/kitchen countertops, kitchen/dining table, office desk/chair, any piece furniture is fair game really, up against a wall, washer/dryer, the fucking floor, ugh just all the places to fuck. Not one square foot is sacred tbh.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Wear something that showcases the curve of your butt. Doesn't have to be revealing per se, matter of fact he'll get possessive as fuck if you're showing too much skin in public. At home/privately though? He can't help himself. Dat ass tho...he is going to smack it hard enough that it stings and that's final, understand?

Tease him. You can't be obvious about it though. If he senses that you're doing it on purpose, it'll just backfire. But if you just so happen to brush against his crotch when you squeeze past him, it'll drive him crazy. Go commando in short shorts/skirt and cross your legs just so, his dick will twitch. Even better if you do shit like this in public where you know he won't act on it. But when you get home you best believe he's going to dick you down so hard, won't even bother to take said shorts or skirt off.

His ears and neck are his most sensitive erogenous zones. Whisper in his ear or kiss his neck and he's going to grit his teeth in an effort to fight back the shudder that threatens to rattle his bones.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Let's get one thing straight. Katsuki Bakugou does not share. This is non-negotiable. He will not agree to anything involving additional people - cuckolding, threesomes, orgies, exhibitionism, voyeurism (unless it's him watching you pleasure yourself - that he will gladly do, and probably start palming himself in the process).

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves giving and receiving. Giving puts him in full control of your pleasure, receiving makes him feel like you're worshipping his cock, which you probably are. Have you seen this man's cock? Of course you have. Gatdamn.

Y'all, Katsuki's so good at eating pussy. Like how does one get that good at eating pussy? I don't even know, but god the way he flicks his hot tongue over your precious, tiny bud before wearing it down like a fucking feed bag? It's unnatural. Like it could be his backup quirk if blowing shit up doesn't work out. You've seen the way he licks his lips when he gets excited, everyone has.* He doesn't even bother swallowing while he's feeding on you so you just be dripping in slick and saliva and he's just slurping away. It's lewd.

*See Exhibit A above.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

You already know this, but I'll say it anyway. His go-to fucking style is fast and rough, dominant and relentless, hard and dirty. But every once in a while he'll want to take you slow and deep and passionate. He'll hold you so tight in his arms and chest, you'll have to tap his shoulder sometimes to let you breathe. And he'll just roll his hips so fucking thoroughly both of you will feel every last inch, his pubic bone rubbing your clit so hard. You've told him so many times how much you love it when he makes love to you like this, but he maybe makes it a rare treat on purpose. 😈 Little shit.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are difficult for our boy. It's not that he's against them, it's just that he savors every drop of sensuality, he has a tendency to draw the pleasure out as long as possible. He can’t help it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The idea of having public sex turns him on, but he's only done it with you a couple of times when he was 10000% sure you wouldn't be caught. He can't risk doing anything that would tarnish his reputation and goal of becoming the #1 Hero. He might be freaky as hell, but he needs a sex scandal like an Alaskan needs a refrigerator.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He loves you long time. He's a Taurus for fuck's sake (well, Aries/Taurus cuspie, but that just sweetens the deal). Great stamina. Grinds you down like a whetstone. Can last as long as he needs to to ensure you cum for him as many times as it takes for you to beg him to stop. If he feels himself getting too close while you're blowing him, he'll stop you and go down on you instead. If he's inside of you, he'll pull out and start kissing all over your body, sucking, nipping, licking until his urge to cum passes, then he pushes it right back in and keeps going.

If on the off-chance he does cum before you, he'll be ready to go again in about 20-30 mins. Just give him some motivation, he deserves it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He didn't own any toys when you first got together, but you did. He hated the idea of you using them though, especially when he's right there with you. You've since assured him that you don't want to use them to replace him, but to enhance the pleasure. So now you do use them from time to time.

The first time you managed to coax him into using a toy together, it was a small wireless bullet with a remote. When you brought it out and showed it to him, there was a wild glint in his eye. He carefully inserted the vibrator into you, his cock slowly following suit. He loved the fact that he had complete control over this thing, but later complained because the sensation of it against the head of his cock made him cum too fast. He still wants to use it sometimes though. 😏

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he can be so unfair. He loves teasing you until you're begging him to put his cock inside you. He's not so much into orgasm denial per se; he just loves to hear you beg him for shit - to let you cum, to suck his dick, to stop fucking you when you're overstimmed, etc.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lol he's fucking LOUD! And he's going to make you cum so hard that you're screaming his fucking name. There was a time when one or both of you lived in an apartment and the neighbors would bang on the wall behind your headboard.

Shit, what sounds does he NOT make? He growls, moans, grunts, groans, yells, swears, fucks you so hard you can hear the wet sound of slapping skin, hell even the bed protests. Another reason he doesn't fuck in public - he can't stay quiet enough to be discreet about it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Okay, as much of a wild sex beast as he is behind closed doors, he gets embarrassed so easily when your sex life is so much as hinted at around others. It's legit funny how flustered he gets about it.

If he goes into work real tired and Kirishima says, "Hey Bakubro, you look like shit this morning. You and (y/n) stay up too late?" while doing the finger in the hole gesture, Katsuki will just "Shut the fuck up, Shitty Hair, or I'll blast your ass right through that fucking wall!"

Or if you two go out together with friends and the girls are talking about sex-related stuff, Katsuki will just roll his eyes and try to ignore it. But if one of them is all "So, (y/n), does Bakugou ever like accidentally let off explosions while you're doing it?" and you wink and say, "Only when he's especially *cough* frustrated *cough*". Katsuki will go red from his neck up to his hairline and start stuttering, sparks flying from his palms. "H-hey, d-don't tell them sh-shit like that! I-it's none of their god-goddamn b-business, (y/n), what th-the f-fuck?!" Meanwhile, you and the girls are in stitches while he stomps away, just mortified, bless his heart. When you catch your breath from laughing you'll follow it up with, "Looks like tonight's gonna be one of those nights", and you all lose it again.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

As has been mentioned, Bakugou's well-endowed. I figure he's packing about 7.5-8" in length x just under 2" wide. He takes some getting used to, that's for damn sure. Oh, and he's more of a shower than a grower. Like around 6" long x 1.5" wide when flaccid. Katsuki + sweatpants/basketball shorts = swinging dick print, alright sis? Take notes, this motherfucker visibly jumps when he does, class dismissed.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Eh, he's surprisingly not ridiculously horny. Maybe a little above average sex drive? A lot of times hero work just takes it out of him and he comes home utterly exhausted and just needs a soft place to land, and you provide him with all the love and nurturing in your heart. ❤

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends, really, on the time of day and what type of day it's been. If it's late (like past 9pm lol) and he fought more villains than usual that day, he's probs gonna pass out pretty soon after. If it's earlier in the day - especially first thing in the morning - it gets him pumped and almost comically genki.