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STRUGGLING WITH MY POSITIVE VIEWPOINT TODAY LADS
#midge is in a horrible mood which is unlike her#it's one million degrees#i damn near pulled my back and fell trying to get her out of the very tall car#went crosstown with insane rerouting for construction#and no one had what i wanted#then we left the thrift store because midge wouldn't use her inside voice#i just...#ahaha and then the car was making noises and i screamed#(i fixed it it was fine it was just pulling over in 100 degree weather while the baby is mewling)
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cross guild at the beach
#one piece#buggy the clown#dracule mihawk#sir crocodile#cross guild#my art#my comic#described in alt text#been meaning to draw this for like. a month. its a million degree today
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"ohh thorin trusts Bilbo above his own family and kin because he just loves him sooo much because I think romantic love is superior to any other form of love" or maybe it was he was experiencing a severe episode of paranoid psychosis and he implicitly trusted Bilbo because he was the only person in the Company who didn't have any preexisting, longstanding loyalities to him (as a King or brother-in-arms or Family or otherwise) and followed him purely out his own desire to and he saw Bilbo stay by his side even after his contract had ended even though he knew how much he wanted to go home (and had every reason to at that point). maybe it was because he knew Bilbo would had nothing to gain by betraying him (re: no birthright to the crown, no desire for riches or property, etc). Maybe he believed he could confide into Bilbo because he felt like he wasn't responsible for his safety in the same way he felt responsible for his nephews or his kin (as their King), and he no longer need to mantain any sort of formalities or barriers with him (because Thorin is not. his. King).
sorry I just refuse to believe Thorin doesn't love his nephews as much as he loves Bilbo (someone who he'd only known for 6~ months at that point) and I think there's a lot of better ways to explain his behavior here
#can you tell I've gotten sick of seeing people dumb down this plot point and thorin's goldsickness in general#people be normal about psychosis challenge!! (impossible)#alluding to that post I made a while back about it#this doesn't conflict with bagginshield in any way either. if anything I'd argue it adds more depth to it#all I'm saying is that it's kind of ludicrous to imply Thorin loved his nephews or cousins to a lesser degree#especially if you believe it's JUST because Thorin's love for Bilbo is romantic#pychosis is a bitch and can make you do things you'd never wish to do in a million years (speaking as a schizophrenic person)#and there's a million reasons why persecatory delusions can make you trust one person you love over another#and at least in my experience it's NEVER been just because I didn't love the other person “enough”#my post#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield
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Natsu: I haven't really known what I've been doing since I was like 15, but I don't think it's too obvious Lucy: It is. It is extremely obvious.
#natsu dragneel#natsu continues to be a mood#i'm in law school. like i am a full adult. i pay rent and feed myself. i have no fucking clue what's going on this is a cry for help /lh#he just like me fr#but we knew that. he's actually why my hair is pink. it's all the fault of one sunshine boy with a million dollar smile and the power of fr#endship. he's why i'm getting my degree and why i've planned my wedding and he's why every blessing in my life is mine#sorry got sentimental there hsdbfuwefwegf that's all a story - a very teary eyed story - for another time#lucy heartfilia#nalu#fairy tail#fairy tail incorrect quotes#incorrect fairy tail quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#anime#manga
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one day we might kiss...
#rhett and link#rhink#thirst tweet#i just knewwww at least one rhinky tweet would make it into this video#lmao#y'all we better start saving money because i want that kiss#hopefully it's not like a 145th degree of mythical society that costs million dollars#but we could all pitch in#i love how they're blaming the writers#LMAO#my post
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anyone wanna hear about my Martian Au?
#i got another one fellas#Jack's vibing to Commander Hofferson's playlist to prevent the despair of being stranded on a planet 140 million miles from home consume hi#he's hanging on by a fucking thread#im back on my Martian shit again#god i love that book and movie it's so good#of course im making them a bit older in this au because like?? theyre astronauts?? they got degrees?? and doctorates??#jack frost#jackson overland frost#hiccup haddock#hijack#the martian au
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what is it with trigun anime adaptations and having to dehumanise knives in order for him to be evil ,,
in tri98 hes just sorta not given much reason to be evil - yes he was verbally and at points physically abused by one member of the crew but not enough of that is shown for the big fall to feel justifiable . he just sorta went off the rails with very little reason to imo , although i cant really blame the show for this as the Tragic Childhood vol of trimax wasnt out yet so they had quite little material to work from
HOWEVER in tristamp they decided on this weird plot of him physically being ‘less human’ like he doesnt need to eat to survive , and personality wise seems very unconcerned with humans . a lot of the tristamp interpretations of the characters differ significantly from their maximum counterparts but this way of portraying knives as well as how his arrogance and superiority beliefs are portrayed … kinda makes my skin crawl . i just really dont know why they did this - a character doesnt have to be ‘not human’ to be evil , and i felt like it ruined knives’ character quite a lot because trimax knives is so different
trigun maximum shows that knives as a child was extremely nervous about being accepted by humans and even shows him crying from relief and happiness after he meets a human other than rem for the first time and he almost instantly accepts him . knives’ character is so interesting in trimax because he was SO caring as a child and that changed drastically because of the trauma he was put through , you definitely feel more of the impact of the tesla incident in maximum
and although knives IS non human , he takes a very human perspective on things , he feels very human emotions . hatred is an inherently human thing . evil is an inherently human thing . a character doesnt need to have inhuman emotions to hate humanity and this is where the anime adaptations miss the mark on knives’ character because they reinforce the idea that he needs to be MORE alien in order to hate humanity
#if you really think about it hes one of the most human characters in the entire story#him and vash are representative of 2 different sides of humanity#and they both feel human emotions to a painfully strong degree#ANYWAY rant over ��#i have so much to say about knives#trigun#trigun maximum#trigun 1998#trigun stampede#millions knives
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albus severus potter would act like a massive baby when he's sick and scorpius would write a full novel while dying of pneumonia
#albus would have the common cold and hed act incapable of doing anything#if we're talking about scorbus later in life then like. i imagine married albus would get one of those bells and ring it every two seconds#“i just *cough* missed you so much 😢”#and scorpius on the other hand would have a fever of a million degrees but still operate completely normally#cooking. cleaning. doing albus's homework. the normal stuff#scorbus#scorpius malfoy#albus potter#albus severus potter#hp next gen
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give me your headcanons for a minecraft server with the fmab kids
#im talking ed al winry paninya mei lan fan ling (+ greed v2 honorary dumbass child on account of being 6 months old and lings bestie)#im literally just bored right now but also if i like them enough im putting them in my modern au fic#bc im like “these guys NEED to play minecraft”#al and mei having a cottagecore base that you think is just a cutesy building#but theyve dug out a million blocks and there is a shit ton of minecraft breaking nonsense down there#lan fan is NOT a pvp master like youd except but she IS a hardcore girlie and she grinds for hours for the best gear#paninya has minor griefing tendencies and shes the reason ppl build elaborate vaults#winry is a redstone genius but she often doesnt use this for good#(god forbid she teaches paninya tnt cannons)#ed does a lot of modding but mostly just to adjust his hitbox and make himself taller than everyone#ling loves parkour (finally he can jump out of windows without breaking his legs!) and you can usually find him on hypixel ect#if not hes off advancement hunting and dragging along whoevers online#greed goes mining for hours. just like a straight tunnel. he steals lan fans shulker boxes so he can go mining for longer#he wants stacks and stacks of e v e r y t h i n g and winry tries to make a self sorting storage room for him but he fills it too fast#all of them are varying degrees of builder as well but al and lan fan are the only ones actually good at it#fuck whoops my hand slipped i didnt mean to make headcanons#STILL TAG YOURS i would love to read them even if they are the exact opposite of mine#fmab#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#edward elric#winry rockbell#paninya#alphonse elric#lan fan#ling yao#greed the avaricious#greedling#headcanons#moss' madness
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Ghost doesn't have a soulmate. So when people ask – of course they do. After all, who wouldn't want to know his ( ❝ You got a mark? ❞ ). He answers accordingly – an abrasive comment that he's repeated so many times over the years, it comes out easily, indifferently, but is disheartening to hear for anybody who makes the mistake of trying to pry the information out of him.
Every inch of his body's been catalogued, he says; no black-and-white evidence of a symbol or a word anywhere that's tying him to a specific person. And why would he want that? To be cosmically bound to someone he's never even met? It's bullshit: only feeds the idea of a clockwork universe where free will is an illusion.
You don't bring up then, how your mark matches the one he keeps hidden somewhere in the tattoo sleeve on his left arm.
#reader probably finds out when she overhears a conversation between soap and ghost#she keeps her arm covered with jackets and long-sleeve compression tops#even when it's a million degree outside#ghost sees her mark when she gets heat stroke and they have to get rid of her long-sleeve#medic is like: woah what's that#i still think the price one was better#but this is cool to think about#maximum angst
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New roommates? 👀
So many little critters! Pichael and I are moving in with a friend and their cats and dog. It'll be a crash course on how to exist with cats (a thing neither pickle or I have done) so wish us luck!
#pinecone hasn't rehearsed any behaviours with cats beyond not harassing them outdoors and I am already mentally preparing myself for#all of the work involved for slow integrations#that being said#if anyone has any tips or suggestions I am all ears#I'm armed with different rooms#a baby gate#an ex-pen#and a dog who's been working on impulse control since she was a tiny fish#(a million snacks is a given)#the cats are varying degrees of dog savvy#pig is one of many dogs to infiltrate their home#I just don't have any experience with cats#anyways#big changes ✌#(we are still on good terms and the terrier + gundog duo will still be hanging out)#ask
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Leon's immortality predates the Cup of Life, y'all. he's just Like That
I'm assuming people have probably talked abt this already but if they have, I haven't seen it (i'm relatively new here), so I'm bringing it up myself lol.
(It's important to note here that in the end credits starting from s2e2, Rupert Young has always been referred to as playing Sir Leon, so it is the same character.)
Remember s2e13 The Last Dragonlord, when Arthur asks his knights who among them are willing to ride out with him to fight this big-ass dragon, and Leon is the first to volunteer? And they then show Leon, with Arthur and the others, as they ride out to fight Kilgharrah in that weird-ass square field?
...And then Kilgharrah one-shots literally everyone except for Arthur & Merlin???? And when the two return, they're just like, "yeah all the other knights died valiantly defending the kingdom, very sad" ???????
Personally, I believe this only leaves us with two (2) options:
The writers just straight up Forgot (or maybe ignored) that Leon was one of the knights that died, and just kept writing him in bc he was a well-liked character,
Or,
2. They're therefore implying that, canonically, when Arthur&Merlin got back to Camelot and said that all the knights were dead, they were just straight-up wrong. Which means that Leon had to just... find his own way home, I guess, after having been freshly charbroiled by a fucking dragon.
Merthur: None of the other knights made it, even Leon :(
Leon, covered in burns, wheezing on the ground in that big-ass field: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD
Merthur: sometimes we can still hear his voice :(
The wiki says that "many believed he'd been killed" when he "was injured by the great dragon," but that "this was ultimately disproven by his return in Series 3"...
...which I believe falls squarely into #2 listed above lmao. He wasn't dead, just injured. They just fucking left him there.
TL;DR: yes, he's immortal, but it's not even from the cup. he's just Built Different
#he needs medical attention Arthur#he's got a million third-degree burns Arthur#even if he were dead why tf would you just Leave His Body In A Field#ARTHUR#Sir Leon#sir leon the long suffering#bbcm#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#bbc arthur#...........if it sounds like a lot of this is copied from a specific reddit comment from the merlin subreddit#technically it is but#it's my own comment lol#i was talking abt this w someone there and realized i should just make a post abt it#merlin emrys#merlin bbc#potential prompts casualbluebirdmentality#as in: a one-shot of This Whole-Ass Tomfoolery from leon's pov#oh the stories he could tell
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having another one of my job-related crises
#where are the jobs for blokes that do fuck all. where are they!!!!!!!#i am quite literally looking for jobs where you do nothing. you do not understand how much i dont want to do anything#granted my current job has a certain amount of doing nothing in that i have the time to look for jobs where i do nothing#but i want to do even more nothing. do you understand#if i lived on my own i probably would consider some weird night shift job#but its probably better i have the routine i have living during the day like a normal person#despite the drawbacks of my cursed routine#where are those jobs i see people making tiktoks about where you do fuck all in the office and send like one email a day. id kill for that#my dream is to be paid for like. mostly sitting somewhere where i can work on my needlepoint#id even do mindless data entry. PLEASE pay me for mindless data entry i love repetitive tasks. if you let me listen to music im unstoppable#ive come across a couple data entry jobs but i think they always require a college degree#and its like oops sorry i never had the time or money for that! still dont! however i can promise you my autism is qualification enough#my dad talks about the market research jobs he used to have and how for like the entry level jobs there#there was clearly so much goof off time they were playing early computer games and shit#but there were like so much more data entry jobs that i guess are obsolete now bc of technology#and its like yes technology good but theyve destroyed an important job category: jobs where you do fuck all#whenever i have one of these crises i also check out gigs n jobs on craigslist and unfortunately everything there seems so sketchy#like every 'personal assistant' job sounds either super pervy or like im going to get serial killed#i should get paid a million dollars a year for doing nothing at all i think#anyway once again my only option is my successful director dreams. would be great if theyd actually happen#<- guy that doesnt spend enough time actually working on creative works in progress#well anyway. such is my mental state today thank you for your time
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Anyway if anyone wants to know what I did this weekend I tested for my black belt in karate and then laid down for the entire rest of sat-sun bc my body hurt so bad (while periodically happy crying bc I couldn't believe I'd finally done it)
#i passed btw :)#i can still barely feel my legs lol but its worth it#i tested with one of my oldest n closest friends and we both passed#so we literally keep texting each other every hour like AAAAAA WE DID IT BITCH#anyway its such a big achievement for me but its also like. well now that u have your first degree black belt you can finally be considered#a proper student now :) congrats :)#you now have 50 million other things to learn and perfect :)#lol im rambling but!! still riding that high even if my body hates me
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just remembered that my old gp heard my resting heart rate (which was like abt hypertension at ease, mind u I was like 20) and was like whoa buddy we gotta fix that so you don't have to be medicated for the rest of your life. you should move around more. and I was like but sir I work 5 days a week where I'm on my feet for 12+ hours a day, i don't think I can move around more than I already do. and he was like hm. well you're still fat so do more.
which is nuts to me bc it's y'know 7 years later and my resting heart rate is totally normal now. mind you I'm still fat and move around WAY less than I used to. bc it wasn't a fat problem making my heart do that. 🙄
#if u feel like ur ribs and spine and stomach alwaysss hurt and u run at a million degrees consider: celiacs#bc no one else is going to consider it for you 👍
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*Cautiously peeking my head up* no fanfiction tabs open on my phone....am I. Free? Is it over?
#Been unwell to the degree of reading several million words of check please fic over the last month and a half#Many of them up to 4 times even when they're 80k+ words#And not enjoying it but like physically unable to stop? Like severely negatively impacting my real life? Lol#But uh. I closed the last tab today and haven't felt that unconquerable urge#That 'reopen ao3 browse again reread that one I have to I have to" compulsion#Thank god! That sucked!#I'm mentally healthy and well ordered
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