#it's okay they're exes
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anonymous-kotlc-thoughts · 27 days ago
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when you forget that canon exists 😬
and you have to deal with sokeefe being canon instead of keefitz :( (not hating)
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What can I even say here to redeem myself
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howlsnteeth · 1 year ago
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and are you really okay? are you really okay?
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whumpbees · 1 year ago
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Whumpees having a moment of defiance, of bravery-
Only to have whumper shut them up with a single look.
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mewkwota · 7 months ago
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Mew today's not-- I don't care, I chose to brainstorm these designs because it sounded like a fun idea. I was going for something like a "group cosplay" (and Tokyo Mew Mew) so each Mega also has an associated animal.
Volnutt is a monkey because Data (duh), Hub is a cat because it was literally given to him thanks to the anime, Geo and Omega-Xis are rabbits because the spikes on Geo's visor give me that image, then X and Rock are both dogs (albeit Rock is a puppy) because uhh... Rock has Rush and honestly for X I just thought about Sigma and his dog--
Also there's lots of doodles of Volnutt because this was absolutely his idea somehow.
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ladybugkisses · 1 year ago
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just a lover boy and his lover girl ♥️
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markantonys · 5 months ago
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me only yesterday: hmmmm, we all know and love galadriel/sauron and adar/sauron, but maybe galadriel/adar could be a ship too?
the show having my back today:
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orangepanic · 5 months ago
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Based on a different conversation I checked and there are no Irosami-focused fics over 50k not by me. I, on the other hand, have written nine in the last four years.
I may have a problem.
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ghostly-kal · 2 months ago
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Something something the hands that cradled you something something (im going insane over my dnd campaign help, the Dm is scaring me)
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gxlden-angels · 1 year ago
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Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn
Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished
And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue
#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like????#unprompted???? what's going on there????#well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking#to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them'#and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually#had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed#and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you!#he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about#'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know#has reinforced that for me#'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect#then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie#I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3#They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that#anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S.#So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them#cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit#I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt#ex christian#religious trauma#child abuse tw
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Carver and Varric, together for one last job...
Seriously, I'm not even that far into this playthrough [currently omw to get Lucanis] but already, Rook Carver? *chef's kiss*
Just the idea that Carver's older now. Not even just older, he's nearly in his 40's by now? That he's been with the Grey Wardens since he was around 20-years-old. That he's seen some shit. He survived Ostagar. He saw what the blight did to Lothering. He's lost his parents and both siblings. Every day he knows he grows closer to hearing his calling. He's willing to disobey given orders to save people, to do the right thing.
Then Varric finds him, and tells him about Solas. And he doesn't call him Junior anymore; that's just a reminder that they both lost Hawke, and that maybe they're too old for that game now. Doesn't stop Varric from giving him a new nickname, and while Carver would just prefer his name for once, he doesn't complain much when Varric settles on Rook. They still give each other hell, for old time's sake, though.
After all these years, they're still Carver and Varric, and sometimes, they even let themselves remember that. They talk about Kirkwall. About the Deep Roads Expedition. About the Grey Warden prison where they killed Corypheus. About Merrill, and Isabela, and Fenris... and maybe if Carver's had a drink or two, Anders.
Sometimes they talk about Hawke.
Not "The Champion of Kirkwall," but the man who was a brother and a best friend once.
And then they finally find Solas, and it all goes to shit, and Varric gets "HURT," and now not only does Carver got the damned dread wolf in his head, but for the first time, he's the leader.
There's just..... so much.
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iamacolor · 1 year ago
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when i say my jaw dropped... oh this is brilliant
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c4tto626 · 3 months ago
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🐦‍⬛ CATO "ROOK" DE RIVA ♥ LUCANIS DELLAMORTE
A flock of crows is called a murder. A pair of crows is called a deicide.
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milkyspine · 6 months ago
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riverthebooknerd · 10 months ago
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"aziracrow" SCOFF!!!!! those are the INEFFABLE HUSBANDS, thank you very much!!!!!!!!!
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hsslilly-blog · 2 months ago
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huntclaire divorce au. everything is exactly the same but wait i was going to make a joke here but i’m actually very invested in this
#just imagine how WEIRDER they’d be about each other. this is crazy#i need them to divorce and then hunt makes a movie immediately after and he casts claire as the lead. and the movie is weirdly personal#and everyone in the cast is like. is this movie about the divorce. no it is not. but yes it also is. hunt and claire are unaware#there's a brazilian director who divorced his wife and then cast her in his next movie andthe movie is the greatest love letter ever.to her#this is what i'm aiming for here. do you see my vision? okay so they argue all the time on set. she does NOT follow his direction#this is why i divorced you by the way you were always like. saying stuff. you're always saying stuff! you're annoying and pathetic and stup#they cannot even be NEAR each other. need to talk to either of them? do not do it while the other oneis in the room.they WILL make it weird#they will start bickering and they will forget about you i am so sorry. if they try to be civil it's like. this was so thoughtful of you!#i wish SOME PEOPLE were like this. i was actually very thoughtful you were the one who was always demanding attentionWHATof COURse I WAS!?#hunt keeps his wedding ring in his side pocket. claire loves calling him her stupid ex husband. ew my wretched ex husband.#whole time they can't keep their hands off each other. which could mean anything#why did they get divorced? no one has any idea. no one knows anything about these two actually. why would he cast her. why would they marry#why are they torturing everyone. is this like A Thing to them. yes. claire gives him cold coffee every time and he drinks it every time jus#so she doesn't get the satisfaction. also you should NOT interfere if they're arguing because then it's going to be YOUR FAULT#you may ask. hsslilly! what's the difference between this and canon huntclaire. well they're actually divorced here. see.#this means something to me. and to them too. plus they actually mean this on some level. normal huntclaire are doing a very convoluted bit#here claire would choke hunt with his tie if given the chance. and then they would make out. this happened like twice.#okay i'll stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#huntclaire#wait the blood necklace should still exist in this au
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