#it's not the outfit cuz it legit likes to go into her shoulder

[tirsden]

There are white eyebrows in Infinity Nikki. Now all I need is red eyes and elf ears, and Tirsden can properly be her drow self. This is pretty darn good though, for "adorable: the game." Black lipstick would also be nice. Here's hoping... the current list doesn't have it and the dark red is from the wrong permanent banner set so I'll think about it after I finish Crystal Poems. (Edit: turns out I just needed to scroll down in the makeup options from the banner draws rewards to see the other sets, sadly the dark red doesn't look good on her.)

Meanwhile, when you're drow but floof needs floofed:

[adoremexxs]

So not to spam but Just a genuine question. What would the Hantengu clones modern be like if they had a younger sister. Like a sister in toddler years who was genuinely kind, compassionate and well extremely innocent who nice to everyone? Just curious

I actually have thought about this before

Hantengu brothers with a Toddler sister

they all spoil her

like absolutely spoil her

but Sekido is also strict

she is NOT being an ipad kid like Zohakuten

Sekido stresses about if she is learning correctly and all of that toddler stuff

Karaku and Urogi help around the house more often to relieve some tiny stress off of Sekido’s shoulders

Sekido legit does not let her out of his sight, he’s so scared that she is going to stumble and end up hurting herself

karaku and urogi are often too careless with her but she likes it

they are the fun brothers

Zohakuten has been trying to tell her that she isn’t allowed to have a boyfriend in toddler language

it isn’t really working

aizetsu will sing her to sleep and read her bedtime stories

takes her out on bunny cafe dates

teaches her about animals and tries to get her to babble out the words

she’s doing great

aizetsu holds her a lot and talks to her a lot

if she gets hurt, aizetsu immediately goes to her, babying her and asking if she is okay

aizetsu is probably her favorite brother

for halloween, she was a queen bee like dressed up as an actual bee and the brothers dressed up as bees as well and carried her around

zohakuten rather drown than go out dressed as a bee again

they try to make her go outside as much as possible

but it’s a household filled with boys

90% of the time they are playing video games

she has tried to play before but all she did was smash the control buttons w her hands and Karaku and Urogi thought it was so cute

Karaku has an instagram highlight of just her in sunglasses

she was obsessed with frozen and would just babble the words when the songs came on

urogi recorded her and put let it go on and then edited it to make it look like she was actually singing the words

sekido dresses her up

he enjoys picking out outfits for her and also doing her hair but gets mad if she has a tender head and cries

that’s when Aizetsu comes in to soothe her crying

Urogi plays hide and seek with her and also does this thing called the airplane (if y’all ain’t ever done this before you didn’t have a childhood, jk me too)

he lays on his back and then he puts her on his feet, holding onto her hands and lifts her up so it’s like she is flying

she loves it

she loves being outdoors and urogi loves being outside too so urogi will take her on hikes with him

obviously he is carrying her half the time

had to stop her from eating a worm one time

karaku sets up playdates for her

gets sad though because hanging out with them should be enough but sekido said it was important for her to make friends to develop social skills

karaku and aizetsu will color with her

urogi will join if he can focus long enough

if she starts crying, all hell breaks loose because who tf hurt their little sister?

turns out that her crayon broke

karaku has tried to teach her curse words only to get yelled at by Sekido

Zohakuten is extremely gentle with her

he’s afraid of hurting her

Rui loves her and gives Zohakuten some tips for sisters because he has a lot

Zohakuten found out that she likes it when he bounces her on his leg and he’s been doing it ever since

she has yanked his hair several times and dragged him

Zohakuten won’t be mad at her tho cuz she is a toddler

Rui offers to babysit if the brothers are busy

Zohakuten also gets jealous if she gives the other brothers attention

all of them get jealous

they get extremely protective over her

Especially SEKIDO and ZOHAKUTEN

oh hell no

zohakuten and sekido would kill for her

just wait until she is a teenager…

[milliumizoomi]

Find your love

⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿ .₊̣̇.ฅ/ᐠ ̥ ᐟ\ฅ.₊̣̇. ✿✼:*ﾟ:༅｡.｡༅:*･ﾟﾟ･⭑

Pairings: Reki x POC Fem! Reader

Warnings: Fluff, You being a baddie ok like ppl just love you, Reki and Langa being your literal bodyguards and also you not caring and minding your business.

Ok let’s cut to the chase... yall relationship?

THE CUTEST

Reki will literally be the best boyfie EVER

Also you and Langa would have the best friendship

Like him and Reki would come to you with stars in their eyes when they learned something new abt skateboarding

And you would smile at them cuz they are so CUTEEE

BUT BACK TO REKI

I have a feeling he would most definitely listen to music like Drake’s.

So I can only imagine how much y’all would get along even before dating

Let’s be honest.. We all know Drake songs are black people music

On this day tho, baby boy was hell bent to teach you how to skateboard so bad

Not to mention Mr. Langa was there begging you to do it too

He was so excited on teaching you

Butttttttt.... as soon as y’all started..

You... weren’t doing so well

You was swishing and sliding all over the place while screaming

You even had to tie you braids up ‘cause miss girl had to keep look at her feet the ENTIRE TIME

You would also keep falling flat on your face

You and Langa could’ve literally been bandage twins with the amount of cuts and scrapes that was on your body

You eventually got tired and sat on the railing

“Aahhhh..! I’m sorry babe. Your beautiful face is ruined!” Reki said while standing in front of you and pinching your cheeks

You giggled and look up at the sun, allowing you to be sun kissed and look more beautiful to Reki.

Which should’ve been relatively impossible

“It’s fine suga! I was glad to learn and I’m happy your my teacher. I’ll get in soon enough!” You smiled, flashing your pearly whites.

Little baby loves when you call him names like baby, sugar (suga), sweetie, honey etc. He gets all blushy.

And ESPECIALLY with the outfit you were wearing. It was his shirt after all.

Reki blushed. “O-ok babe..! I’ll go finish teaching Langa!” He nervously said as he ran off.

“Ok sweetie.” You smiled.

You looked down to see his phone falling out of his pocket.

You ran to grab it before it fell since Reki didn’t even realize it wasn’t in his pocket anymore.

Chile as soon as you grabbed it, music started playing

You stood there like “????”

Then IMMEDIATELY after you knew exactly which song it was

And btw you had a speaker with you and when I tell you that you ran to that speaker with the QUICKNESS

You turned on the speaker and connected his phone to it

Chile when the music started playing thru that damn speaker, you had the ENTIRE skating park staring at you

Did you care? No😌

And guess what kind of song it was?

A DAMN DRAKE SONG

So here you were in the middle of the skate park singing and dancing to “Find your Love” by Drake.

Dancing all sultry and whatnot while being in your own world

Now Reki and Langa were staring with the jaws on the F L O O R

If there was a fire hydrant near by, it and Reki would be twinning with how red he was

When I tell you nobody could move like you..

👏🏽NOBODY👏🏽 COULD 👏🏽MOVE 👏🏽LIKE 👏🏽YOU👏🏽

“I better find your loving” you sang as you swung your head and hips to the beat

Literally the entire skate park was shook to the very core cuz of not only your dancing but how good you sounded while singing

And then not to mention you got Reki in a trance

This was so unintentional too

You were just doing what you loved

Whipping your braids back and forth, spinning around and swaying your hips and then all of a sudden your ass catch the attention of literally EVERYONE

“I bet if I give all my love then nothing's gonna tear us apart” you smiled and sang as you smiled.

The sun was doing you good too luv

Literally looking like a whole model

You look at Reki and sing “I'm done waiting, there's nothing left to do but give all I have to you” and smile at him

Reki heart is literally beating out of his chest

He soon snaps out of his trance to see everyone staring at you like you would be their last meal

Was he and Langa having this??

No😃🤚🏽

Manz literally tapped Langa and said “Yeah we’re getting outta here ight?”

When I tell you them two dropped the skateboards and sprinted towards you

Waste time??? Oh no baby they don’t know what that is

ESPECIALLY when it comes to you

Them two are like your bodyguards ok

They legit ran and grabbed your behind so fast that it literally almost started a riot when the people realized you were being dragged out of the park

Fusing and making noise because they wanna see you and dancing and singing again

Did they even glance back at those people??

I think y’all know the answer

Reki literally had your behind thrown over his shoulder and Langa had all your stuff

“ACK! REKI! LANGA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING? IF YALL DONT GATDAMN PUT ME DOWN AND LEMME FINISH MY DANCE BEFORE I LICK YOU!”

They ain’t even spare you a glance they just kept walking

They literally just leave and Reki just carries you back to his house WITH you still over his shoulder

Langa eventually gives Reki your stuff cuz he’s got to go home now

And yes you had tights on cuz the shirt you was wearing was NOT staying put

Your braids were just dangling and people was just staring at you as manz just casually walks down the street

He walked into his house and just waved hi to his mom who was confused as ever with the scene she was looking at

He went into his room and threw you on his bed and set all your stuff down

And before you can even say anything, Reki turns around and looks you dead in your eyes and say “Dance like that when it just us ‘Kay”

He had the most ADORABLE face too while saying it

You couldn’t help the smile that crept up on your face

“Ok hun just for you m’kay”

It made him cheese even more

He ran and jumped into the bed with you and just fell asleep

And then like a few days later you were at his house again and you’ll hear the same song playing and come running

And GUESS WHOS PLAYING IT

Reki Kyan in the flesh

Baby boy is blushing and smiling from ear to ear at the sight of you dancing and singing your ass off

Safe to say that song is now one of his favorites

..For multiple reasons👀

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[normal-thoughts-official]

Oooh yeah the first time I was playing as a female mc because I wanted to romance ava and I usually go male mc if I want to romance a man and female mc if I want to romance a woman (and I think there was one book with where mc could be non-binary so I picked that one but I didn't finished the book), and Stacy's brother felt Hetero™ in a way, like Hollywood ish (? Honestly like cinematographicly bad hetero) but I ended up really loving Andy too, and Stacy felt a little flat but also I really liked her potential, like go crazy girl, and the mom issues.

Apart but holy shit you're 10000% right about that teacher like who inmediately threatens expulsion just like that for something not violent ??? And to an honor student with way too much on his plate ??? Obviously it would have been bad with any student, but you have literally the reason of why he's doing it and as a teacher HE LITERALLY COULD HAVE HELPED WITH IT ??????? Like something teachers can't really help students because it's a family thing only or is a financial struggle or etc but it was literally because of school (and his family, but the teacher could have heloed him with the school part)

(Identity thief anon (also I go by any pronouns ahhshs))

ur valid! that's lowkey what i wish i'd do (picking female MC if my fave LI is female and the other way around, i mean) but unfortunately i always go into the stories blindly having no idea what i'll find </3 so i cant really do that doiajdiosa and then i get attached for the MC i picked so i feel bad about changing their gender/name/appearance when i replay. so what i usually do is that i pick a male MC when i get the option because A- u don't always get the option, so i end up being male half the time and female half the time either way; and B- i feel slightly more comfortable with a male identity than a female one. like i'm still nonbinary and i wouldn't consider myself male aligned or within the gender of Man, but like... when i first came out i went by any pronouns but then because im afab everyone was like "cool, she/her only it is" so i was like fuck that and stopped using she/her. so i feel slightly more comfortable with a masc MC and end up going with that

there's also the fact that it always feels slightly genderfucky to have a male MC because choices is so sexist and also always writes the stories assuming ull pick a female MC, even when they give u the option not to. so when u pick a male MC he's very like not toxically masc and some things they add to make a QuiRkY MC that are very white woman and would feel annoying are actually kind of subversive for my black and brown male MCs. so like another win for queerness /j

ILITW MC in particular i feel has HUGE nonbinary vibes like no reason at all he just does <3 maybe it's just that for once the male clothes for ILITW actually fUCK. i wanna dress in that goth outfit <3 so gorgeous ugh. i love him even tho he's a fucking dumbass

also there's a book where an MC can be enby? worm? ive only ever read one book in choices with any enby characters at all (america's most elligible, books 2-3) but they weren't even a LI which is disappointing cuz they were a billion times superior to any of the LIs. sorry america's most elligible LIs fans

also oh connor IS the epitome of white cistraight man even when u play as a man tbh, like he was just so cistraight to me daouhdsaojdasij he kind of annoys me but also i forget that he even exists until he shows up onscreen and choices starts trying to push me into his lap and i'm just like, ugh, not again

and yeah i think i feel a similar way about stacy. i don't dislike her as a character and i don't feel like she as a character felt flat, her growth was very interesting and i loved seeing her start to challenge her mom like YESSS GO GIRL GIVE US EVERYTHING, she just felt flat as a LI to me ig? like idk i didn't feel chemistry between her and my MC personally, but also like, stacy girls are valid u know

right exactly. like i don't think ppl really understand that a school that doesn't drive people to cry during finals week and feel absolutely crushed by having to be there and that makes ppl feel like they're stupid, not enough, and overwhelmed IS IN FACT POSSIBLE and actually pretty easy to make when we stop treating students like statistics that will get the school more clients/funding (depending on whether it's a private or public school). and like as a teacher getting my degree in brasil it just feels completely surreal to me that anyone would see a student who's so overwhelmed by the amount of extracurriculars and responsibilities he feels like he has to take that he starts taking drugs to help his performance despite it affecting his health, and see that as like... something morally reprehensible? like it is bad that it happened but it's not the student's fault, what's morally reprehensible are the circumstances that led to his decision, not his decision

and like it is very much a systemic problem, more and more kids are taking focus pills to be able to survive the pressure of school and have a shot at a future, either on their own or because we are actually medicalizing not existing to be productive. and if it's a systemic problem then the fault is at the system?? and like holy shit i legit don't understand why choices gave us options like being like "it still isn't enough" when lucas gets rid of his pills, what do you mean it isn't enough??? enough for what??? to FORGIVE him???? for something that only hurt himself??? for something that is very much a systemic problem and therefore NOT HIS FAULT????? literally what the fuck even is this, lucas doesn't have to "make up" for a single thing, he needs to be HELPED is what he needs

like idk i know that the school system in the US is...... extremely backwards lmao which is not a term i like to use because it usually implies imperialistic views but the US is the height of world imperialism so like actually idc. brasil has a pretty progressive constitution and as a teacher my whole education was focused on being critical of the school system, particularly the productivity obsession, and drilling into us again and again that we aren't supposed to just be teaching subjects, we are also supposed to be teaching how to be a citizen, be a critical human being, work towards building a better future, and learning and growing AS A PERSON to be healthy and happy are values of the school system

like that's easier said than done when schools are under insane amounts of pressure by companies in practice to be productivity-driven, and most teachers who actually want to do a good job end up having to live at the edge of the knife and constantly fighting back outside pressure, but at least it is very much a mandatory part of our education to become teachers and also like literally part of the constitution. so i just... i can't fathom reacting the way mr cooper did? like as a teacher i felt BETRAYED, i felt like he shat all over my profession because that is the opposite of what we should be doing, this is a kid who needs help

and just like hOLY SHIT HE DID NOTHING WRONG, what are you punishing him for??? it's not even a like, stealing bread to feed your family situation, because what he did HAS NO VICTIM OTHER THAN HIMSELF, and therefore HE IS THE VICTIM NOT THE CULPRIT. he doesn't have to repent or atone or answer for a single fucking thing, he didn't victimize others, he doesn't have to apologize, there's nothing to punish him fOR??? like i don't believe in punishment anyway cuz im a prison abolitionist but doDAUSDJADASIJDAS???????????? HE DIDN'T. HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. WHY IS THIS WHOLE GAME ACTING AS IF HE WAS IN THE WRONG. OH MY GOD

it's like saying that someone needs to be forgiven for self harming????? like how is it that someone has been hurt continuously until it led them to hurt themselves and then they have to? make up for it to a bunch of other ppl? my god it makes me so mad and i genuinely don't understand the logic, like usually when i see someone doing fucked up shit i can see the logic but i don't agree with it, but this time i genuinely DON'T SEE THE LOGIC. my USan friends said it was because he was technically doing drugs but like i legit still don't understand

anyway any school that drives a student to do something like that needs to rethink their entire curriculum and the psychological effect it's having on kids, because lucas is 1- not even the first one according to mr cooper; 2- even if he was, that'd be the only one who got CAUGHT; and 3- even if there was really only one singular student who went tHIS far, i doubt the others weren't feeling that same pressure and dealing with it in other similarly unhealthy ways

i know that's probably easier in brasil than in the US even if it's by no means easy here because here at least in public schools the curriculum and political-pedagogical plan has to be agreed on by the school community (teachers, parents, students, workers, and anyone who lives in the area of the school) and it's updated every year, so like, you have more means to do something to change the school in a deeper way, altho of course that still has to mean swinging the rest of the community, but still. but at the very least he could have looked for counseling for him? tried to find a way to take some of the workload off his shoulders? given him some more time on assignments? motioning for all the clubs he was the president of to have co-presidents so he was less overwhelmed?

like there was just daodsao he could have done so many things and he justs DIDN'T he chose to not only punish him instead but quite literally THREATEN HIM WITH DEATH because that's what calling the police on a latino student over a drug charge is. like he might've survived but the possibility that he would fucking DIE was very much there, and i know choices didn't think of that because they'd rather die than think about the racial implications of anything but holy fucking shit. and im not even getting into how mr cooper is BLACK because then ill just start biting people like thanks for putting that threat on a black character's mouth choices. if u need me ill be foaming at the mouth

anyway SORRY god why is it that i always get to the salty part within 2 seconds of joining a fandom i promise that i actually like it lives and the way they handled most of their plot, i genuinely think it's a very well written and actually worth ur time story but i just doadosaida like i said particularly as a teacher in the context where i'm being taught, plus with all my political beliefs, i just can't let it go aaaa

also ty for telling me ur pronouns! idk if i assumed them at any time, i don't think so but i might have done so without realizing and if i did im really sorry. also sorry for the gigantic salty reply daojdsaojdaisjsajdoadsaodasj rip me i never shut up

[dad-victoriam]

I have one official character each for Fallout 3 and New Vegas, but In Fallout 4, I have like, three. Two Minutemen Generals and a Railroad Agent. Can you tell which play-through I started while bored and stuck in quarantine?

Lupe Campbell

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Eye Color: Pale Blue

Sexuality: Bisexual

Nicknames: General, Madam President, Ma, Lulu

Preferred Weapon: Custom Laser Rifle

Faction: Commonwealth Minutemen

Best Friend: Nick Valentine

Love Interest: Preston Garvey

Has never done anything wrong in her life ever.

Preston knows this, and he loves her.

They have Team Mom and Team Dad Energy.

Sturges says they’re gross about it, but one time they got in a fight and he nearly cried because he though they were going to break up.

Is freakishly strong and constantly concerns and astounds people watching her carry and lift things.

Once physically lifted Hancock up over her head and carried him to the time-out corner when he was antagonizing Danse.

He lives in constant fear of being manhandled again.

Her karma is so pristine it’s practically blinding.

Loves helping Nick on cases, always looks for an excuse to wear the trench coat and fedora.

Has unique sense of fashion, thinks the Minutemen General Cosplay is high couture, only wears high-waist Mom Jeans.

Had joined up with the Brotherhood for a little bit, but after Danse got kicked out she left.

Actually, what happened was she stormed into Maxon’s office, lectured him in a way only a mom could, told him she wasn’t mad, just disappointed and then left the Prydwen and hasn’t returned since.

Maxon locked himself in his quarters afterwards to brood, not to cry, he definitely didn’t cry.

(He cried a little bit)

Danse joined the Minutemen after that. It was like the Brotherhood, but they were as loyal to him as he was to them. It really helped him cope and renewed his sense of purpose.

Lupe and Preston are proud of him.

Everyone jokes that he’s like their son behind their backs. Hancock got caught once (see above mentioned physical lifitng).

Her Mom Energy is so potent that legit most of the companions and even some of the Minutemen and Sanctuary settelers gave her the nickname ‘Ma’

Does not drink, does not smoke, what does she do?

She delivers Justice.

Fox Hawthorne

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/ Her

Hair Color: Ginger

Eye Color: Green

Sexuality: Lesbian

Nicknames: Whisper (Deacon) Renarde (Curie)

Preferred Weapon: Silenced Sniper Rifle

Faction: The Railroad

Best Friend: MacCready

Love Interest: Curie

Closeted Pre-War, had a family to please her mother, actually pretty sad, doesn’t like talking about it except where Shaun is concerned.

“Fox” is not her real name but she refuses to tell anyone what it really is and there’s no way for them to ever find out for sure.

Deacon once snuck down to the vault to see if it was on record somewhere only to find out she was one step ahead of him.

She hacked the records and wherever her true name had been was replaced with a string of emojis.

🦊🍑👅🖕🏻

Codsworth is programmed to call her “Miss Fox” and does not understand the fact that she has another name so he’s no help either.

She can NOT stand staying in Sanctuary (too many memories) and renovated the Red Rocket station nearby to keep her stuff in.

A settlement formed around it and they’re pretty friendly with their Minutemen neighbors even though Preston is constantly trying to get Fox to join the cause.

She will not, she thinks the outfits are tacky, but secretly still goes out of her way to help settlements.

Curie loves it when she does that.

Her relationship with MacCready is summed up by ‘Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass / Lesbian’.

Do Not Separate Them.

They platonically raise Shaun and Duncan together.

“This is our dad, and this is our mom, and this is our mom’s girlfriend, Curie.”

Two Snipers Out In The Commonwealth Doing Sniper Things.

He literally pouts every time Fox leaves him at Red Rocket to do Railroad Missions with Deacon.

Curie keeps him company, they get along stupendously.

Other than Railroad Missions, or Settlement Rescue Mission Dates with Curie, Fox and MacCready are joined at the hip and are off doing dumb shit.

Always return to Red Rocket with broken noses, dislocated shoulders, cuts, bumps, and bruises and Curie has to patch them up.

Fox claims her kisses have healing properties.

She’s flirting, but Curie thinks she’s serious and has offered to kiss MacCready’s wounds as well.

He had to politely decline multiple times for fear of facing certain death via sandman kill.

The weirdest trio in the Commonwealth.

No one understands their dynamic.

It works because all three of them are the awkward third wheel of the friendship.

Bo

Gender: ???

Pronouns: They/Them

Hair Color: ???

Eye Color: ???

Sexuality: Pansexual

Nicknames: Commonwealth Cryptid

Preferred Weapon: Molotov Cocktail

Faction: Commonwealth Minutemen

Best Friend: Dogmeat

Love Interest: Hancock

Has good intentions, but bad methods.

Takes their title as General of the Minutemen very seriously.

Makes sure every settlement has enough food, water, and defense.

Spends hours decorating and making them look nice.

Could have a promising future (or past?) in architecture and interior design.

Intelligence stat is either 1 or 10, no one knows.

All their strategies are chaotic and crackpot but like; they work???

Chooses the Sarcastic response 100% of the time.

Low-Key devout member of the Children of Atom.

Wears assault gas mask and only ever takes off the mask when they’re furious and deadly serious, or you know, when they’re going to sleep.

Legitimately no one, not even the companions, knows what they look like, or even if they’re human or not.

Hancock knows, because he’s seen them naked, but refuses to tell anyone because he lives for the chaos and will constantly make up fake shit just to fuck with the rest of the group.

Hancock is the only living individual who knows what their face looks like.

Piper tried to see if Shaun knew anything and was like, “are you not even a little curious?”

The kid just shrugged, and like, messed around with a Laser Sniper Rifle he was making and was like “they’re my parent. That’s just how they are. I like them the way they are”.

MacCready swears up and down that he saw them turn their head 180 degrees like an owl one time.

Hancock backed him up, but he was huffing jet and laughing his ass off the whole time so no one knows if he was serious.

Gives “let’s get this freak show on the road” a whole new connotation.

Can only shop at Diamond City Surplus at night because Crazy Myrna refuses to sell to them.

She thinks they’re a synth and will not take “No, I’m Jangles the Moon Monkey” as an answer.

Definitely did blow up the Prydwen.

Stole Maxon’s jacket.

Has the Cannibalism perk.

It’s just practical, there are lots of dead bodies everywhere and food is scarce. If they eat a raider, then somehow, somewhere, there’s a Fancy Lad Snack Cake left for a starving orphan to eat.

No one else seems to see it this way.

Loves Brahmin.

I mean, really loves them.

 Will stop whatever they’re doing to pet one if they see one.

If they’re working as part of a caravan, they’ll call them Ma’am and apologize for disrupting their work, but will still pet them.

Caravan Guards who see this behavior: ?????

Maxed Stealth and Pickpocket perks

Is a Little Sneak Thief

All their armor has Chameleon Legendary effects.

This stresses everyone out because that means they can be anywhere at any time and oh my God, where are they? I know they’re in here with me, where are they???

Once snuck up on MacCready (accidentally) and pulled an actual full swear word out of the guy. It was loud.

And it was the Fuck word.

It’s Bo’s proudest achievement.

Was totally on board with being the Overboss of Nukaworld until Gage suggested raiding Commonwealth Settlements.

They take their title as General of the Minutemen very very seriously.

They took off the mask, and all of Nukaworld saw their face that day. T’was brutal.

I’m talking “Rip and tear until it is done”.

I’m talking heavy metal theme music and everything.

It’s a nice and peaceful little trader settlement now. Bo planted flowers everywhere.

So, did you guess which one I started cuz I was bored in quarantine, yet? Did you guess all three? You would be correct.

[pinkykitten]

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before Headcanons

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before 

Warning: did not re-read srry 

Requested: By @mega-trash-cringe To all the boys I’ve loved before head cannons?

Authors Note: i was gonna add lara jean but i didnt so if u would like her (i only do her with male) headcanon or anything fic related pls request i will write it! did u guys see the news for tatbilb 2? they r gonna add jordan fisher which i love he was in like the other casting of hamilton but he sings so good and i just love him. then they r also adding ROSS BUTLER OHMYGODIMSCREAMINGIMSOEXCITED!!!!! like if yall know he is one of my bbys i love 13 reasons why and i love everyone from there and he is just such a sweetheart <3<3<3 this is a bit long especially peter’s part so enjoy! 

Peter Kavinsky 

first off your guys relationship is real

you met when you um...fell face first in front of everyone on the track court (lol i hope thats what its called cuz like girl my school was CHEAP we didnt have anything like that)

he was like your knight in shining armor

“whoa whoa whoa (gotta add those whoas) you okay there y/n”

now since that day you two are inseparable 

legit are COUPLES GOALS

piggyback rides™

like whenever you feel way too tired to walk or anything (cuz ur lazy like moi) he literally will pick you up like you dont way a thing and put you on his back

you also trying to get him on your back but you fail miserably and you two end up laughing so hard

you two sharing a shake or something at the cafe

 if there is a song he likes or you like he will be the one to say “lets dance”

you of course refuse cause you’re shy and there are legit people trying to eat

“c’mon girl you gotta dance with me”

almost like begging

finally give in and you two will start dancing in front of everyone

standing on his toes while you two dance

nicknames

will pick you up from school or literally anywhere

COUPLES BRACELETS

that boi never takes it offfff, like never

tells you everyday how beautiful you are 

even without makeup and you are full of acne and look like you just got ran over he will kiss all your pimples all over your face and tell you how cute you are and how much he loves you both ways

he legit is a sweetheart icanttakeit

taking long trips into town or across town to your favorite stores

already knows what songs you like and puts them on the radio just to hear you sing

oh boi oh boi when he hears you sing its like he’s fallen in love again

“god babe, you sound amazing. i wish i sang like you”

two would dance like crazy teenagers in his car

him trying to sing to you

holding your hand while driving which you slap him for that, “all hands on the wheel kavinsky”

likes it when you boss him around

when you go onto bus rides with him or in his car across town he will buy all your favorite snacks

ALL. OF. THEM.

loves buying you gifts

almost everyday he is buying you something

THIS BOI IS SO EXTRA I SWEAR!!! 

going to a field trip you will probably (lol i used to but i fell asleep against the cold window and like i had no one who sat by me...*all by myself by celine dion starts playing in the background*...im fine) fall asleep and if your neck is turned into an uncomfortable position peter will straighten it out for you and place your head gently on his shoulder

giving you kisses all over while you’re sleeping

also many many many many many many pictures of you sleeping, awake, eating you name it that boi’s camera roll is all full of you

changes his background to his phone like everyday!

SUPER PROTECTIVE OF YOU

especially at parties

he will have his hand resting on your hip or just resting on you so people know not to mess with you

if someone starts to bully you or hurt you in any way peter will threaten them and make them super scared

no one messes with his baby

have any fights he does ignore you but he cant ignore you for long cause he loves you and you are just so cute and sweet and you always make it up to him

have any issues with your fam or friends and you need to sleep over his house for some time just to find yourself he lets you and you sleep either on his bed or if you’re not comfortable he makes a bed on his floor that he sleeps on and you sleep in his bed

comforting you all the time when he sees your sad

cuddles

ever have your period he will get all your snacks and get anything you need

pads? hes got it. tampons? “girl i got that already covered.” chocolate? please he on that too. 

holy smokes you both have a couples handshake that lasts longer than professor x and magneto’s beef with each other

both text each other memes and vines

oh god vine references 4 DAYS SON

he is so understanding of you

yours guy thing i know is so weird but is watching like all the housewives shows

peter has his favorite and you two watch it in his bed cuddled up

he trash talks the tv and like starts with his, “nuh uh girl whatcha think you doing?”

aint ashamed or embarrassed to watch it

like during school hours he will go up to you while you’re in a conversation and its like “remember baby housewives day!”

when you guys go to a library you read for like a what 3 seconds and then you two make out in the corner and the librarian has to interrupt you two stating that its too noisy

all in all peter is your baby and you would protect him with your life, he’s your soul your everything and he feels the same way about you two your relationship is so vanilla and adorable it makes grown men cry

Josh Sanderson

you started a relationship with josh after he and margot split

it felt wrong to you at first and you tried to push the feelings away

josh is such a cinnamon roll

he is always so kind to you

he makes sure you’re okay and happy

you couldn't push him away any longer and decided to accept him as your boyfriend

at first pda was strange because of his relationship with margot but soon you showed it in baby steps at school around town

now holding his hand seems normal to you

hes the first one to text you

his texts are beautiful and so heart felt

like poetry

he is such a gentleman

listen to you with all his heart

sleepovers always on sundays

as you lean on his shoulder he reads to you and you fall asleep

go to school together, he downloads all your favorite music or favorite audibles and puts the other ear plug in your ear so you two share

or watch hilarious videos of like fails or gordan ramsay (*sigh* the perfect relationship)

sometimes you two act out his things on the cooking show tv

yeah with the accent

people look at you two like what have yall been smoking

already talking about when you two have kids and like what house and the name of those kids

“okay but we should also have a dog in the mix and name him something like cactus”

god hes just so adorable sometimes you wanna cry

during break in school you two go to the bleaching boards or whatever you call those seats and you sit on his lap

best moments to kiss 

you also share snacks

play all the time heads up

come over to his house to study

but we all know its just to make out

having moments when you feel self conscious or insecure he sits you down on his lap or across from him and looks you straight in the eyes making you do the same and tells you how amazing you are and important to him and how much he loves you

since you sleepover his house so much you two have matching pjs

PILLOW FIGHTS ALL THE TIME

he rants to you and discusses with you about comics

wants to name his kid tony for tony stark

“c’mon babe tony sanderson sounds pretty cool you have to admit”

fishing trips all the time

YOU CANT FISH AT ALL

you endure for his sake

teaches you about all the fishes

you buy him a fish blanket

now you two cuddle with it all the time

masks

you bring over your clay mask or those really really slimy ones and make josh wear one

“oh my god how do you even wear these things?”

the black mask one that hurts as well

he almost cries

you kiss his boo boos

take pics like that with the mask on

take cute and weird pics for instagram

NECK KISSES

wearing matching outfits 

compliments you so genuinely and lovingly all the time

if you ever hurt yourself or like cut your finger he will get so worried and kiss it lightly

“there all better baby”

OF COURSE ITS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

you love sitting on his lap

he nuzzles into your neck almost like a cat

making him things legit makes the boi wanna cry

lovez baking together

is such a help in the kitchen he wants to make sure he’s involved

pinky promises with the little kiss at the end

“till the end princess”

you just practically wanna marry this man

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[peaches-of-1]

Demon AU: 666 So Fresh- Chapter 5

Back to the main crew. What will they do after their shopping spree and Jungkook’s invitation to come see him perform?

No major warnings for this chapter that I can think of, but you can always let me know if there’s something you need me to tag!

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Zula, Yoongi, and Tae decided to dress monochrome based on all they’ve bought. Yoongi slid on a dark pair of jeans, a light blue shirt, and a pleather jacket with studs on it, blue suede boots to match and complete the look. He looked in one of the mirrors still stained with lipstick and rustled his hair.

“I think I’ll be dying my hair soon.” He said to Taehyung who was having trouble deciding which shade of pink shorts to go with his rose covered Gucci top.

His curious brown eyes looked at the other for a moment, “What color are you going for?”

“Maybe blonde, or I’ll go completely white. The darker ones go better.”

Wrath’s Demi-Spawn nodded and went to return the lighter pair of shorts to his closet. Zula slightly bumped into him for a moment, and they shared awkward smiles and laughter before moving on. Heat tickled their cheeks.

She had decided on a pretty simple outfit which relied on accessorizing and her makeup skills to make complete. Dark purple plaid leggings with a light purple collared crop top with long sleeves that stuck out of a lavender crop with short sleeves and regular purple knee-high heeled boots. Her lips would become a dark mauve once her eyeliner was done. All three leaned in the clearest mirror to do the perfect eyeliner.

Yoongi was the first to finish. He had hundreds of years experience doing it, so the process was never that long for him anymore. Tae only needed a little to define his eyes the way he liked, so Zula was left focusing on the perfect wing.

She rolled her eyes, “I don’t know why you guys are trying so hard. It’s just a college bar.”

Yoongi put his feet up on the coffee table, “Some of my best takings have been from trust fund kids with nothing to do. They trust you more if you look like a fancy drug dealer.”

Zula couldn’t argue against that. She added some glitter to her eyes and decided how dark the purple on her lips should be. Taehyung watched and let his mind wander back to the boy whose concert they were going to see tonight. Jungkook. He didn’t seem like a bad guy, but he was worried that he liked the same girl as him. He knew if he went up against the human wanting her heart, he’d lose.

“Do you like him?” Tae asked out loud.

He recalled how familiar he had been to her and how she didn’t push him away. The man had hugged her. Scratching his mullet, he remembered how much his heart had flared up when the other dark haired boy had caught her hand that she didn’t yank away. That obviously meant she didn’t dislike his touch, that she liked him.

“The boy we’re going to watch. Do you like him?” He asked again.

Zula turned and squinted her eyes at him, “No? He’s nice and all, but he’s just someone who exists in my slice of reality.” She faced the mirror again for final touches. “I only wanna go cuz he asked and people talk about his voice all the time.”

Yoongi picked out his earring, “Didn’t know you were the type to follow hype.”

“Need to know if it’s legit or not.” Zula grabbed a purse to go with her outfit and off they zoomed to the bar.

Bass shook the walls even before they knew the tune. It was a popular song, so knowing it was unavoidable. The three beautiful faces entered the bar and were met with chattering 20 year-olds and some alumni.

They chose a booth to sit at. Jungkook saw her and waved, a huge smile on his face. Zula wasn’t expecting him to come over and greet her.

“Zula! I’m so glad you actually came!”

She shrugged, “Wanted to see if the girls on social media were right to be crazy ‘bout you.”

“Ah, they’re too nice. You look great by the way.” His eyes searched the faces of the men behind her, “Who are these guys?”

“My friends. Boys, this is Jungkook, the one that gave me the flier.”

They shook hands and introduced themselves using their real names. Jungkook asked how the two knew Zula. It’s not as if they could tell this guy the truth, so she said they met at the park just a few days ago. Yoongi joined in saying his dog Holly ran away while she was petting him and Tae ended up catching him. They just grew close from there.

He seemed to buy it and told them to take a seat and that he’d be on stage in 10 minutes. So the three sat down and ordered some drinks. Whiskey for Yoongi, beer for Taehyung, and sparkling pineapple juice is what Zula wanted.

“I don’t drink.” was her reply to their questioning looks.

Their drinks were delivered as soon as Jungkook got onto the stage. He shook the hair out of his face and used his hand when that didn’t work.

“Hey, everyone, I’m Jungkook. The usual voice is sick, so I’ll be taking his place until he gets better. He then looked back at the two members of the band.

The music began and he closes his eyes he two-handed the mic. His voice was a lot higher than Zula had expected it to me based on his speaking voice. It had a very airy aspect to it as he sung the lyrics.

When I was fifteen years old, I had nothing The world was too big and I was small Now I can’t even imagine now I was scentless and completely empty I pray

When he was done, people applauded. He did two more songs, sometimes smiling or looking at Zula. Sometimes she’d be talking to to the other guys, laughing. Other times, they would talk into her ear to be heard over the music. Then his set was over.

Jungkook went past a bunch of fans to sit in the booth with Zula, grabbing a water bottle first. He was feeling really hot all of a sudden.

“So, Zula, what did you think?” He asked, eager for an answer.

“It’s good. You’ve got a nice voice. Social media girls were right.”

Jungkook laughed, “Thanks! I’m really glad you liked it.”

Tae wanted to put his arm over Zula and tell the guy to get lost. He couldn’t. He wasn’t her boyfriend, he had absolutely no claim to her. It pissed him off when they chattered about what they had in common. College, teachers, classes. Tae quietly simmered as he listened to their conversation.

They talked about their classes and their finals. Then Jungkook looked up on stage where people were now singing karaoke. He asked if she wanted to sing with him. Yoongi answered for her, and the two college kids went to stage to sign up. Taehyung wasn’t happy.

“You should say something sooner rather than later, or frat bro McGee’s gonna debutante you for the rest of your life...so literally forever.”

He bit his lip, “I’m not sure…”

A pale hand slapped the table, “Then get sure.”

Music soft as a rose started and Jungkook began to sing. Neither of the boys paid much attention until Zula sang with her full voice. They had only heard her sing softly in the car with the radio covering most of her words.

She was always confident in a sort of awkwardly sweet way, but never did they expect her to do this sort of thing so well. The song was called, “I’m in Love”. Zula was not shy at all even singing such a mushy song with him. Her voice was so powerful and passionate. “Geudaeneun neomu areumdabjyo~” Their voices ended in perfect harmony.

Yoongi smiled in awe. Tae clenched his fists. Applause when they finished. They held hands and took a boy before he tried to kiss her. She pushed him off of her and stared at him in disgust. He mumbled an apology as she grabbed her purse and told the guys they were leaving.

They didn’t argue with that as she was already halfway out the door when they got to their feet. Even though she was upset, Tae couldn’t help but smile. Zula rejected Jungkook straight up. It put a pep in his step as they hurried to catch up with her.

Jungkook stood there, watching her leave with the two men that weren’t him. The next duo politely asked him to leave the stage, and he did. He ran to apologize to Zula again, to properly state his feelings. He called after the beautiful brown girl with black curls bouncing aggressively with each step. She whipped around and he stumbled back as if pushed back by some force. The gold of her eyes was unexpected. Her hair now seemed to levitate around her body.

“Why the Hell did you kiss me, you bastard? I never said that was something you were allowed to do!” She yelled at him.

“We-we were having a moment--” Jungkook explained. “I just thought--”

Her eyes almost seemed like flames, “You were having a moment! It was not something we shared, Jungkook. You just made up your own little fantasy and forced it upon me, and that is not ok!” She took a step forward.

Jungkook was pushed back a few inches, “But I like you so much that I thought my heart would perish if I didn’t do something then!”

“THEN FUCKING PERISH!” She moved to lift her hands, but Yoongi moved quickly.

He grabbed both hands and held them behind her back and used his now free hand to cover her eyes and pull her back against his shoulder. Quickly, he placed his lips near her ear. “Mitescere tu, Zula. Mitescere tu. Sit daemon requiem.” He hissed in a chant until her body relaxed against him.

It sounded like Italian or Latin to the bystander. Wait, did he just. “Did you say demon?”

Yoongi released his tight hold on her, “Nope.” he lied.

Zula’s eyes were now back to their normal hazel coloring, no gold in sight. Her body was frighteningly still. Yoongi told Tae to hold her. She lay heavily on his side, face buried in his arm.

“What’d you do to her?” The human asked as he got up. “What did you say?”

“I just saved your life. Mortals don’t know manners, do they?” He sighed. “Anyways, Jungkook, if you ever see any of us again, it’d be better if you pretended not to know us. Also, never ever communicate with Zula again.”

They started to walk away, Tae asking if it was ok to hold her around the waist or if the shoulders were better in trying to keep her mostly upright.

Confusion washed over all his senses as they took her from him, “Y-you can’t do that!”

“Goodbye, Jungkook.” Her voice rang out clearly even though her body heavily relied on Tae.

Yoongi told mullet boy to sit in the back with she-demon. He then got in the driver’s seat and took a huge breath. It had been a while since he Hid so many people and also Settled a demon. He’d be fine soon, just needed food. He drove until he saw the two golden arches that never let him down.

“Really?” Tae asked, “McDonalds?”

“It’s a bunch of food for cheap. Also, the employees don’t get paid enough to care.”

Taehyung looked down at the resting head on his shoulder. His boozy stomach growled, but he didn’t want to move right now. Yoongi noticed and got his order before heading in.

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[blaineandsamevanderson]

Title: Model Behavior Ch.3

Author: @blaineandsamevanderson

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Ship: Danny/Isaac

Rating:PG-13

Summary: Isaac gets a job as an Abercrombie greeter (before the ban) and Danny's his trainer. Can go fluffy or smutty. Prompted by @iwannabeastarshipcaptain

Notes: Post Season 3, but Allison didn’t die, Isaac didn’t leave Beacon Hills and Danny didn’t disappear. Because I can AU all I want in fics!

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“You look uncomfortable."

"Gee, I wonder if that might have anything to do with the fact that someone just rubbed grease all over me," Isaac drawled, arms held slightly away from his sides as though he didn't want to touch himself...which, honestly, he didn't.

"You both look wonderful," the photographer encouraged.  "You're glistening."

Danny gave Isaac a grin and rolled his eyes. When Jean-René (no last name, thank you very much) offered them a chance to take part in Abercrombie and Fitch's new ad campaign they'd been surprised, but word around the break room was that it was legit.  Apparently, the company was catching flack about using professional models and claiming they worked in Abercrombie stores. To combat that, they decided to feature some actual employees in their new campaign.

Danny and Isaac had been introduced to the other eight model/employees when they arrived in LA that morning. They were to be two additional location shoots, but for today it was called to be set work.

The morning had gone pretty well, each of them posing in various outfits, sometimes alone, sometimes with each other and, a few times, with one of the other models.

After a short break, they'd come back to find the set altered, looking more like a club than a sterile stage. The guys were all stripped down to their jeans, while the girls wore tiny tops with skirts or shorts. All the visible skin was slick with oils and, while it wasn't particularly sexy in the moment, Danny was sure it would look nice on film.

Isaac seemed uncertain, but he didn't protest as Danny rested a hand on his lower back.  They stood there for a moment as the photographer explained his 'vision' for the shoot.

Unsurprisingly, they were supposed to pretend they were at a club, dancing, drinking and having a blast. They were paired off and Danny found himself pressed against Isaac, dancing to nonexistent music.

"Hey," Isaac said, a pretty pink blush on his cheeks, his fingers skittering down Danny's ribs to hook into his belt loops.

Danny smiled at him, palm sliding up the broad plain of Isaac's back.  "I'll admit, I thought about dancing with you, but never in the situation."

Isaac huffed out a laugh as the photographer screeched, "I want heat, not humor."

Together, they schooled their expressions into intense, serious gazes with lots of eye contact. At one point, when Danny sink is handed Isaac's curls, tipping the taller boy's head to the side and leaning in his though going for a kiss, he felt the photographer was going to have a happy stroke.

The next day, they were doing underwear shots. It was an odd thing to do when not used to modeling. After years of lacrosse, they are both used to changing and showering with the team, but being stripped to their boxer briefs (panties and bras in the case ladies) on a brightly lit stage was very different.

First they had to stand around the line, looking bored, occasionally leaning on each other. That was awkward, but the bedroom set, well, that was a challenge in and of itself.

"Lounge together. Like it's a lazy morning or you've just woken up," the photographer encouraged and this time it was Isaac who moved first, flopping onto the bed and hugging a pillow, turning his face to look at Danny.  The boxer briefs he wore rode low and Danny's eyes were drawn to the dip at the small of his back, the sweet spot where curved up and out to meet his ass....

He had to shake himself as he joined Isaac.

Before the photographer was ready to begin, Isaac murmured, "This wouldn't be so bad if all of them weren't here."  

He motioned around to indicate the crew and Danny returned his shy smile.  "We could do this again sometime. Alone?"

"I'd like that."

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“Okay, so I feel torn. Like, I want congratulate you guys, but I also feel the need to report this to my dad as child exploitation."

"It's not porn, Stiles," Danny said patiently as Stiles waved a copy of the new Abercrombie and Fitch look book at him... The one featuring many pictures of Danny and Isaac wearing not much in the way of clothes.

“Pretty sure Isaac's naked in that field tallgrass," Stiles pointed out. Isaac shrugged because well, he was, but you couldn't really see anything because the grass was in the way.  "People will be jerking off to this. Total spank bank material."

"I could have happily gone my whole life without knowing about your spank bank," Isaac said with a grimace and Danny chuckled.

"Not what I meant!" Stiles squawked. wrinkling his nose.

Teasingly, Allison waved to spoon at him.  "See, I would've thought your interest would be otherwise occupied considering the aggressive flirting eyewitness down at the station last week."

"What?" Stiles yelped as the pack turned to regard them with curious eyes.  "I... Why were you at the station?"

"Renewing my CC permit," Allison said easily.  "So I was there to see you flailing at a certain handsome deputy in a way that I've come to learn is you attempting to woo someone."

"You think I can woo?"

"I think you try," Lydia said with a smile hidden in her glass.

Scott patted Stiles's shoulder. "You've gotten better at flirting," he assured his friend, then blinked.  "Wait, handsome? You like Parrish?"

Stiles did that odd jumpy twitch thing that indicated he was startled.  "What? Why do you say that?"

"I believe Allison mentioned a handsome deputy," Kira pointed out.  "And Deputy Parrish is really handsome. Almost pretty."

There were nods of agreement from all around.  "Hey, wait," Scott said, head cocked to one side.  "Not that it matters, but I me and Isaac the only straight-ish dudes in our social circle?"

"Defined straight-ish," Lydia demanded, with a raised brow.

"Well, I've only ever been into girls, but if I meet some dude in the future and something clicks... I wouldn't freak out and pretend that it wasn't a thing just cuz it's a guy," Scott replied with a shrug.

"Also I'm bi," Isaac added.  "So... Not straight-ish."

That caused heads to look around, but Isaac busied himself picking at his sandwich.

"Really? Oh my God, did you just come out?" Stiles asked, gleeful eyes wide.  "Does anyone else know? Of course not, everyone you talk to his right here...."

"Danny knew," Isaac muttered into his lunch.

"Oh, did he now?" Lydia asked, her brows raised, but she didn't push the issue, instead turning back to Stiles.  "You do realize Parrish is a deputy and you are jail bait."

"Only for a few more months!" Stiles protested, then slapped the table.  "Isaac! We should have a party. A co-coming out bash!"

"I'd rather spend an hour back in the freezer," Isaac drawled, making Stiles roll his eyes.

"Again the unhappy childhood deflection ruse," Stiles joked.  "Get over it."

"No, years of systematic tormented abuse are still a totally valid argument," Isaac countered before realizing that Danny and Kira were listening and looking befuddled.

"What's this about her freezer?"

Oh boy... This was not gonna be a fun conversation.....

TBC….

[theofficialcunt]

Gimmie some witney please lol... the prompt: it turns out Single AF was just a fraud but Courtney thought it was legit. Willam (unwillingly at first but eventually softens up and means it) comforts her

This is probably garbage, especially because I’ve never written them as a pair exclusivley as the main focus (at least not in a fluffy way)  - but here you go! 

“I’m sorry Ms. Act, but if you ever believed that you were going to have a successful relationship from this show, then you were highly mistaken.” The producer apologized, with a monotone voice that stated he could really care less about her well being. He got his footage, and his B list star. There was nothing else that he needed from her.

“Thank you for the opportunity.” Courtney responded, a tone of resentment tainting her voice as she stood up from the table.

Single AF had turned out to be a complete fraud. They hired specific people to play the parts of the casts various hookups, and allowed them to pick their final choice in the end. But all of the paid actors had partners, so it was really just a publicity stunt and a way to boost viewership for the network. Courtney was led to believe that it was going to be a more raw experience - almost like a documentary. Unfortunately she had figured it out the hard way, after the camera’s had turned off she poured her heart out to her final choice Lucas - who then humiliated her by laughing in her face.

“This isn’t real Courtney,” Lucas had mocked. “It was all just for show. Surely you knew that going in? You’re great though, and I’d love to keep in touch.”

Courtney, still in drag -  muttered a rare string of curse words and stomped on his perfectly pedicured foot with her brand new Louboutins before stomping away, never looking back.

She felt led on, humiliated, and played all at once. She wasn’t familiar with such a string of negative emotions consuming her every thought- but she couldn’t help but feel sorry for herself. She had been single for a very long time now, and the one time she let her guard down - she ended up getting her heart broken.

As she walked out of the studio, she really wanted to call someone to help cheer her up. Bianca was on tour, thousands of miles away so that was a no go. Adore wasn’t the best choice, mostly because she would just enable her to go smoke and drink with her - which was all fine and dandy, but not what she needed at this moment.

Who she really needed was Willam. She smiledfaintly, clicking on his name in her phone and pressing the green button awaiting his answer.

Her and Willam had a weird dynamic. They played this game of cat and mouse. Willam loved to tease her, and she secretly loved all of the attention he gave her. But he had never wanted a serious relationship, or anything with her as far as she knew. They were strictly friends, at least that’s what she would tell herself.

The phone rang twice before he answered.

“Well look who’s back from their romantic getaway! Who’s the poor unfortunate soul that gets to end up with you? Is it that Lucas guy, cuz fuck he’s some good looking trade-”

“It was all a fraud.” Courtney croaked, feeling the emotions bubble up out of her unexpectedly. “I get to end up alone as usual!”

“Oh.” Willam said suddenly, taken aback.

There was an awkward silence between the two of them. Willam had warned Courtney before she left to film the show that it might not be what she thinks it is. She clearly didn’t listen,

He was somewhat relieved that the show was all just a stunt, but still annoyed that Courtney shoved the whole experience in everyone’s faces. Every goddamn day, he’d wake up to new updates on her instagram story with other men and women. Much prettier men and women then him. Models, with perfectly styled outfits and hair, and sculpted muscles and-

“Can I come over?” Courtney sniffled, trying to pull herself together. She knew Willam wasn’t the best with tears, but he was literally all she had right now.

“Meet me at the studio in 20 minutes.” Willam responded, hitting end quickly. He sighed heavily to himself, putting his head in his hands exasperated. Courtney had been so excited about the stupid show, and all he had wanted to do was tell her not to go on it and to just be with him. But he went against his gut, and now look at what happened.

He felt like this was his fault.

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When the knock on his studio door finally came, he opened the door to a clearly distraught Courtney Act. Her long blonde hair was frizzy, almost as if she had fallen asleep on it, and her eyes looked bloodshot from crying.

She was pathetically beautiful.

“Can I come in?” Courtney asked shyly, green eyes sparkling against the late afternoon sun.

Willam fought back the urge to say anything rash, and let her in effortlessly. He escorted her to the upstairs loft where his couch was, and they sat down on the leather love seat together in silence.He wasn’t going to press her to talk about anything if she didn’t want to. Feelings exhausted him.

“Is there something wrong with me?” Courtney asked, voice still soft. Broken sounding almost.

“You’re a 35 year old twink, what do you think?” Willam joked, shooting his million dollar smile in her face.

Courtney had always found Willam’s appearance striking, especially his smile. When he was in drag, his makeup was a mess but he made it work with his beachy looking blonde wigs. He looked gorgeous no matter what, and had a rocking bod to top it all off.

“I’m serious.” Courtney frowned, her lips trembling. “Why can’t I find someone to share my life with?”

“You aren’t looking hard enough.” Willam shrugged.

It was true. All she had to do was look right in front of her.

Since he wasn’t so great with feelings, Willam didn’t know how to tell Courtney that he liked her without feeling stupid. He had been waiting for the right moment, but he didn’t know what the right moment was exactly.

Feelings made everything so much more complicated. Which is why he did everything he could to avoid them at all costs.

“Is there a guy just waiting around for me in West Hollywood? Like am I missing something?” Courtney shrieked, laughing lightheartedly.

Willam smiled at her sad attempt to make the situation easier on herself. He wished he could be that positive in times of turmoil.

“Let me give you some advice. No one waits for anyone Court. You have to make your own reality. You’re in charge of your relationships and of going out and getting your trade.” Willam laughed, then straightened up holding her hand softly. This was as good of a moment as ever, he thought before he began.  “You came to America from across the globe, if they weren’t in Australia, maybe they’re here. Maybe they’re..” Willam trailed off, trying not to laugh at how stupid and cliche he sounded. This was ridiculous.

“Maybe they’re?” Courtney asked confused, studying Willam’s face for any indication of where this mystery person could be.

“I’m sorry,” Willam began, sitting there cackling to himself. Was Courtney really this oblivious? Did they just get transported into a cheesy rom-com? “I can’t do it. I hate feelings so much!” He threw his hands up in the air exasperated, cursing himselfinternally for even beginning the stupid conversation to begin with.

Courtney jumped back at his sudden outburst, confused. Yes, everyone within a 200 mile radius knew Willam was not one for expressing emotion. Where was this going? Was this a joke? She looked around the corner for any sign ofcameras but there were none.

“I know this already.” Courtney said perplexed, eyes narrowing.  “What’s gotten into you?”

“These stupid feelings that’s what!” Willam shouted, standing up. “Court, I’m just gonna say it. I can’t keep it in anymore. I’m in love with you!”

Courtney felt her stomach twist with a surprise at his confession. Her eyes grew big as she stared at a visibly frustrated Willam, shoving his hands in the pocket of his jeans as he paced back and forth.

Willam was in love with her? Her?

Her heart skipped a beat as Willam ran a hand through his perfectly poised curls, clearly upset at the whole interaction but looking like a tanned god. She couldn’t tear her eyes away from him.

“If you’re not in love with me too can you just tell me?” Willam murmured, his eyes sparkling with the fear of being rejected. He felt vulnerable, like he could be stabbed in the heart at any second.. “We can pretend this never fucking happened ifthat’s the case.”

“You idiot.” Courtney shrieked standing up, grabbing Willam by the shoulders. “Why couldn’t you tell me this before I wasted my time on that show?”

Willam bit his lip as he looked into Courtney’s blue-green eyes.

“I didn’t want to ruin your chances with someone who could give every ounce of their life to you.”

“I don’t need all of that Will. I just need someone to love me.” Courtney squeezed his hands, intertwining them. “I just want someone who’s serious about me.”

“Well I’ve been here all along you bitch!” Willam roared, picking Courtney up suddenly and throwing her over his shoulders. She screamed, kicking her legs playfully as he ran down the stairs with her. They were laughing hysterically as he set her down in front of his makeup station and he laid down next to her on the floor of his dressing room.

“You’re serious about me though?” Courtney asked, turning towards him smiling.

“Yes you dumb broad.” Willam smiled toothily, but his eyes showed he was being sincere.

The pair stared into each others eyes, and without a word - their lips met for the first time on the cold laminate floor. Words couldn’t release the two years of pent up sexual tension between the pair, only actions. They held each other on the floor as they kissed, Willam surprised Courtney with his gentle touch. And Courtney surprised Willam with her eagerness to dominate, and the small growls she let out as she ran her teeth along his neck marking him as hers as she left small bruises.

Some feelings didn’t need words. Some feelings just needed to be acted upon.