#it's not even specific to meteors but meteors is where its strongest
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tgcg · 1 year ago
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part 3 of something specific
CG: SO YEAH, THERE’S NOTHING BLACK ABOUT HOW THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SET UP BEYOND PURE SUPERFICIALITY. THEIR RIVALRY IS TEXTUALLY POSITIVE BOTH TO THEM AND FOR THEM, BECAUSE IT LEADS TO THE DISCOVERY OF THEIR STRONGEST BONDS, WHICH ARE TO EACH OTHER. AS SOON AS SASUKE DISCOVERS HIS BROTHER’S RETURN, HIS IMMEDIATE CONCERN IS TO GO OUT OF HIS WAY AND FIND NARUTO TO ENSURE HIS SAFETY.
TG: (man how is karkats hair always the exact same amount of messy)
CG: SASUKE FINDS NARUTO ANNOYING, BUT SO DOES LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN HIS VICINITY! SO IT’S NOT LIKE THEY HAVE A UNIQUE BOND REGARDING ANY CONTEMPT FOR ONE ANOTHER.
TG: (its like hes got that shit down to a science)
CG: THEY DON’T HATE EACH OTHER DEEP DOWN! AND THAT’S THE CRUCIAL PART, THE ABSENTEE SUPPORT BEAM THAT PROMPTS THE FOUNDATIONS OF BLACKROM TO CRUMBLE IN ON THEMSELF. NO DAVE, THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS DEFINED BY EMPATHY AND COMPASSION.
TG: (professor sepulchritude were noticing a 0.6% decrease in the angle of elevation in the frontmost swoop)
CG: NARUTO KNOWS ALMOST FROM THE BEGINNING THAT ANY HATRED SASUKE HOLDS FOR THE WORLD ISN’T DIRECTED AT HIM WHATSOEVER. HE DIRECTLY ACKNOWLEDGES THIS WITHIN THE TEXT!
TG: (unacceptable doctor dicktopus, apply several degrees worth of emotional turmoil and see to it that the issue is ass blasted to oblivion)
TG: (fuck yes sir)
CG: SASUKE SAYS HIMSELF THAT HE FINDS SAKURA REALLY ANNOYING, AND SAKURA IS IN TURN MOST ANNOYED BY NARUTO.
CG: AGAIN, SQUANDERED POTENTIAL. FUCK THAT.
TG: (is it natural or premeditated is some kind of product involved)
TG: (did alternia have fucked up guerilla combs designed to mangle your hair just right)
CG: … DAVE?
TG: (actually hell nah i couldnt see him doing that in a billion shitty troll sweeps)
CG: METEOR TO FUCKING DAVE?
TG: (no doubt he just rocks up like that)
TG: (man looks the same every day)
CG: DAVE!
TG: (shit abort)
CG: GOD DAMNIT. YOU AREN’T LISTENING ARE YOU? YOU’RE DOING THAT THING AGAIN WHERE YOUR LIPS START MOVING WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TELLING YOU SOMETHING! JEGUS, AT LEAST HAVE THE BASIC TROLLIAN DECENCY TO INTERRUPT ME WITH CONVICTION IF YOU'RE GOING TO HUMOUR AN EXCHANGE IN CULTURE, YOU ABSOLUTE TOOL.
CG: DID YOU EVEN GET A WORD OF WHAT I SAID?
CG: WELL YOU’RE THE ONE WHO ASKED, CHUCKLEFUCK! SO--
TG: yeah theyre just quivering in tearful delight at self recognition through the other dude
TG: if not for these sick shades youd be moved to shit by the glistening eyejuice gathering in these peepholes
TG: fit to burst but i remain static in the face of euphoria
TG: im protecting your ass such as a knight is pretty much wont to do
CG: PFF, WHATEVER, “DUDE”.
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monosanimegenericzone · 2 months ago
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Hunter x Hunter: pain packer pt 5 pt 2
pt 5.5 if you will
i didnt intend to make this immediately but the demons demanded it.
i also give you the thought of feitan studying fashion design for a time to figure out how to conjure his various suits for each form before i completely lose my mind.
Fire: levels 1-5 (correlates to the number of bones broken, scales exponentially)
Wildfire: hot enough to burn skin but relatively low heat
Rising Sun: its a miniature sun! you're cooked
Meteor Shower (specifically multiple ribs shattered): tracking bolts of pure fire, everyone within range gets one to play with
Supernova: starts as a sun, you have about 5 seconds to run away before that thing fucking explodes into a supernova.
Neutron Star: a much smaller star that burns so much hotter and even drags its victims in with an incredibly powerful gravitational pull. if you aren't braced on something that can withstand that gravity then you will be sucked straight into that point of insane heat and immediately incinirated
Water: levels 1-5 (correlates to rate of blood lost volume/time)
Tidal Wave: Creates a tidal wave that hits with enough force to immobilize even the strongest opponent. Not a guaranteed kill
The Great Wave: based on the historic painting and basically tidal wave but with so much extra power behind that force and is capable of breaking bone on impact. Also not a guaranteed kill.
Typhoon: spins the water around in a typhoon centered around himself with winds fast enough to move water fast enough to where it cuts through anything it touches.
Sheer Cold: same as tidal wave but the water is now frigid and the shock alone could kill on the spot regardless of defense. the water is just that cold.
i dont have a good fifth one, suggestions are appreciated, can go in any of the levels
Electricity: levels 1-5 (correlates to what degree the burn is and then how many burns he has) (all attacks hit automatically unless opponent can exceed the speed of light)
Nervous Overload: basically forces a heart attack but the slow kind. snaps the vagus nerve in half and stops the automatic pulse of the heart. Technically not a guaranteed kill but the opponent has to be expecting it
Lightning: Single bolt of lightning, enough to paralyze and maybe kill depending on who it's used on.
Twin Spears: Two bolts of lightning. wow shocking. (please laugh)
Spear of Zeus: super charged bolt of lightning that remains on the target for the duration of the attack.
Solar Storm: believe it or not this is still electricity. instant kill. it doesn't matter who you are or what you do. you cannot stop this unless you have an incredibly powerful magnetic field.
Air: levels 1-3 (correlates to personal assessment and degree of threat to his life)
Ruthless Zephyr: winds that reach speeds up to 200 mph (321km/h)
Empty Space: seals the area of effect and then instantly vacuum seals it, causing the opponent to either suffocate or explode from the lungs. slow death (max 2 minutes)
Venus Sky: dumps the atmospheric pressure of venus onto his opponent. which is about 50-100x(?) the pressure on earth so it would crush the human flat immediately.
honestly i dont think air needs more than this. but if anyone has more suggestions im down to listen. i am just a nerd :D
this is a certified nen nerd post. kinda. more like am overall nerd.
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teenagetreeherringparty · 10 months ago
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Blooms Spells 🔥 (canon and fanon)
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Disclaimer(s): This is legit just me being inspired by unicorn of war and putting what I think some canon spells and spells I come up would be for our favorite girls : ✨The Winx club ✨. I’ll add to it over time. Tell me what you guys think
This spell I think she would create after a while at Alfea, because she’s been “reborn” because she now knows who she is. I consider it her rising from the ashes after getting the dragon flame back.
Phoenix of inner strength: A fire phoenix forms from a magic burst from her chest attacking the target (like how a bird would scratch it and leave small burns)
Heatwave: surrounds the area in a sudden intense heat. After some practice she learned for it to only affect people she wants it to. Or just one person.
Triple flame burst: Three fireballs blasted at once on one person.
Heat flare: This is basically used as either a flare that she can use for locating where she is, or for lighting up areas. It gives of heat like a campfire. Good for cooking.
Heat storm: basically a storm of fire. Kinda like a meteor shower (?) She basically summon fire balls around herself and she can summon as many as she wants and shots them as fast as she wants.
Fire Arrow(s): just as the name says, summons a singular arrow or multiple. The catch is that if she specific people in mind the arrow(s) will follow that person until they hit.
Flaming Armor: surrounds a person or herself or even an object in an aura that burns anyone who tries to touch it. Its be as hot as a stove to as hot as the inside of a volcano. Just depends on what’s being protected.
Fire Catcher: this spell is used to absorb fire into herself. When she does this it can actually give her a temporary boost
Fire Blade: She makes a sword of fire that she uses only when she needs to get out of something. She knows this could kill someone so she uses it to cut through things( vines, rock, ice, etc)
Dragons Embrace: you know how in some TV shows they have dragons protecting treasure? It’s basically that but with people she cares about. It keeps them safe when she’s not around.
Dragon Breath: She breathes fire from her mouth from her self.
Dragon Fury: By far one of her strongest spells. Summoning the great dragons spirit it self and fucking shit up.
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realm-sweet-realm · 1 year ago
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What do you think are the top ten most talented trainers in the franchise?
Oh, man, I could only come up with seven for sure, but here goes.
1. N
Where to even begin? N is an absolute natural as an animal handler. Thanks to his communication abilities, N is able to put up a fight against the player using only Pokémon he caught in the immediate area- presumably ones that he caught only hours before. On top of that, he defeated Unova’s Pokémon league champion within weeks of deciding that battling without the catch-and-release method wasn’t evil. He also has control over a powerful legendary, and all his Pokémon love him dearly. It’s hard to imagine how powerful he would be if hadn’t been brainwashed.
2. Volo
Volo managed to be a champion-level trainer with several hard-to-obtain Pokémon, evolve several Pokémon via friendship, and befriend one of the creation trio all while Pokémon husbandry was in its very infancy and there was little in the way of documentation to go off of. He also found a way to use a seventh slot by having Giratina effectively be his seventh Pokémon without catching it. He’s an amazing trainer by any standard, and for his time was practically a God amongst men.
3. Cynthia
Cynthia is perhaps the biggest battling perfectionist and strategist in the series, she has a diverse team of perfectly bred, difficult-to-obtain Pokémon (including several friendship evolutions), as well as several others she switches in to keep things unpredictable.
4. Red
Red isn’t as strategic as Cynthia, but he’s so talented it’s like he doesn’t have to try. He manages to be one of the most powerful trainers in the world despite using a very mundane team he selected for sentimental reasons. He also beat Giovanni at only ten years old and has the highest-level Pokémon of any NPC.
5. Iris
Extremely young for a champion, handles several hard-to-manage Pokémon such as hydreigon and aggron, and in her rematch, her Pokémon have levels in the eighties. She can also tutor your dragons to learn Draco meteor, which suggests a lot of specific skill with dragon types.
6. Giovanni
He has the skill in battle to be the strongest gym leader in Kanto and has control over one of the most powerful legendaries in terms of battle strength.
7. Ghetsis
He can handle an extremely dangerous and aggressive Pokémon despite it loathing him, which says something. He’s also a great strategist if the theories that his team is specifically meant to counter N’s are to be believed.
If I were to continue the list, it would just be whatever champions seemed strongest without much reasoning, so I’m going to leave it there.
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animeahead · 1 year ago
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Top 5 Strongest Paramecia type Devil fruits, Ranked
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Devil fruits are one of the main sources of strength in the world of One Piece. These fruits are considered treasures of the sea and grant enormous strength and different abilities to the eater, but in exchange take the eater’s ability to swim. One of the most common types of devil fruits is the Paramecia fruit. Most commonly, they allow the user to transform their body into a specific substance or produce a specific substance at will. 
Here is our list of the Top 5 Strongest Paramecia devil fruits ranked as per strength and power it grants to its user. (To check our detailed article , click here)
5. Jiki Jiki no Mi
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Jiki Jiki no Mi is among the Strongest Paramecia type Devil fruits that belongs to Captain Eustass Kid, a member of the Worst Generation. This fruit is incredibly dangerous because it allows the user to control magnetism at will. Anything metallic can be attracted to the user as if their body were a magnet. After Awakening, Jiki Jiki no Mi fruit gave Kid the ability to turn his enemies into a magnet and damage them by attacking them with powerful metals nearby.
4. Zushi Zushi no Mi
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One of the deadliest yet underrated devil fruits is Admiral Fujitora’s Zushi Zushi no Mi. This devil fruit allows the user to generate and control gravitational forces. The ultimate trick of this devil fruit is that it can summon meteors from the sky and use them to eliminate anyone who gets in its way. It is among the most fearsome and one of the strongest paramecia-type devil fruits in the entire series since it is capable of destroying the world.
3. Ope Ope no Mi
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Trafalgar Law’s Ope Ope no Mi is the most versatile devil fruit in the world of One Piece. Ope Ope no Mi, is also known as the ultimate devil fruit. This fruit’s powers include the ability to create a spherical-shaped area referred to as a “room” and freely control anything or anyone within it, like a surgeon. It can grant eternal youth to another person in exchange for the Devil Fruit user’s own life. The power of Trafalgar Law’s Ope Ope no Mi is extremely overwhelming which is why even the World Government was willing to pay 5 Billion Berries for the fruit.
2. Soru Soru no Mi
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Soru Soru no Mi grants its user the most horrifying abilities shown in the entire series and is undoubtedly among the Strongest Paramecia type devil fruits. It grants the user the ability to manipulate people’s souls. Big Mom imposed a quota on the people of Totto Land and collected a portion of their souls which was later scattered across the islands of Totto Land, where they were randomly inserted into objects. Additionally, it has been shown that the user can eliminate a single person’s mortal lifespan in one fell swoop.
1. Gura Gura no Mi
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Previously used by the Legendary pirate and the former Emperor Whitebeard, Gura Gura no Mi is One Piece’s strongest Paramecia-type devil fruit. t allows the user to summon quakes at will. With the power of Gura Gura no Mi, Whitebeard could raise ocean currents to the level of tsunamis and destroy enemies with earthquakes. Having the possession of Gura Gura no Mi, Whitebeard was known as the “Strongest Man Alive”. 
Also, to check our detailed article click on the link below:
Top 15 Strongest Paramecia type devil fruits, Ranked
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wolfwillowisp · 10 months ago
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Had yet another weird ass fucking dream. So I’ve been playing a lot of modded minecraft. So much that apparently I’m having fucked up dreams about it. I was playing a modpack on the forge launcher, pretty large one, and testing things out in creative mode and I see a structure that spawned in naturally. It’s clearly some type of arena, with multiple rings of stone block walls and iron doors separating the entrance from the actual arena. Above each iron door was an item frame containing one of those the following each: the strongest weapon in the mod the structure was from and a full stack of “Haystack Armor” added by the mod. The haystack armor is essentially a ghillie suit, making you invisible to all mobs while crouching. So five rings of stone blocks and equipment later I enter the arena, now in survival mode and the structure spawns its boss: Pee Wee. Now this thing. This fucking thing. Did not fit that name at ALL. It was the side of a player and had the base model of one, altered to look like an anthropomorphic animal of some kind with a wolf like peg tail and a long muzzle as wide as the head. Guessing by that and the bumps on the texture it was meant to be a crocodilian of some kind and I interpreted it as an alligator. It was also blue. The whole texture was various shades of similar blues except for the eyes which were a hollow looking black. It had sickles in place of its hands which were modeled in a decidedly non minecraft style. Looked PS1/N64 like. Clashed with the rest of the relatively normal model. Anyways this thing FLEW straight at me, extremely fast. Like one of the fastest mobs I’ve ever seen. It two shot me. When i Re spawned I went back into creative mode and. Was met with my personal new worst sentence in a dream, in that chatbox was this message: Pee Wee has entered Creative Mode.
Why is my post doing this
Ok anyways Pee Wee “Entered Creative Mode” and shot upwards out of the roofless arena and made a beeline straight at me and killed me in two shots. In creative mode. No matter where I went or what I did Pee Wee continued to hunt me. Done with its bullshit, I left that world and started searching for what mod it was from. I remember my search terms even “minecraft [version] modded mob, invincible alligator pee wee”. And somehow that word spaghetti got me two top results. The first result was for a video from the very real YouTube channel JaidenAnimations and was about her and her friends’ experiences with a remade modern version of the classic meteor mod. The second result was exactly what I was looking for. The mods curseforge page. I clicked through and scrolled down through the otherwise normal features of the mod, and at the bottom of the page was a brief description of Pee Wee. It read: “a supernatural assassin that can follow its targets between dimensions. Once it finds a target it never stops.” Pee Wee can also travel between different minecraft saves/worlds by the way. When i got back into the select world menu I had a loading screen pop up of Pee Wee in a block made cartoon rocket with the text: “Pee Wee is invading other worlds!”. I closed minecraft and removed the mod from the modpack. To replace it, I took a look at the new meteors mod: and honestly I kind of want this one to be real. Like so bad I’d get into coding and contact the original modder bad. The base mechanics were the same it still had the space cats and space creepers that could spawn at meteor impacts. But it had even more meteor types, more mobs like a wide variety of slimes two of which were tameable, also tameable was an small undead dinosaur. I switched the mods out, deleted all my previous worlds and that was that. I’m guessing my brain constructed Pee Wee from a combination of various edgelord herobrine mods(why are those always hostile! Herobrine really isn’t in any of the original stories, he’s just…. Creepy) and Lycanites Mobs. More specifically the Janberwocky mob witch is an anthropomorphic deer with sickles for hands that runs extremely fast. Funny thing is my current modpack DOES have a mob named Pee Wee: it’s a minuscule and adorable lime green fish from the mod Fins And Tails which adds a variety of fictional fish species to the game.
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snippetycape1 · 3 years ago
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Alright alright alright alright it's tiiiiiiime. Always wanted to rank the super powers in KnB so now imma do that.
Disclaimer, this won't be about the characters themselves or their attributes, strictly just the skills. If I rank a players skill above another that doesn't necessarily mean I think X character is stronger than Y character or anything this is just signature skill. Also i have watched KnB at least 8 times, and the movie at least three times so if I mess up someone's ability roast me I deserve it.
Now enough nonsense let's do it
#8 Kagami's Super Jumps
Okay don't get me wrong dunking is the coolest move in basketball, but kagami had so many cooler areas of his game that turning him into a dunk beast by the end of the series really takes away his amazing style. Also he says he wants to fight in the air and midorima points out "it doesn't matter how high you jump I know where you're coming and what you're doing" like super hops are great and all but he should've used it for enhancing his other moves.
(Meteor Jam is sick as hell though, ngl)
#7 Aomine Daiki's Formless Shot
Okay, this ability is not bad. It's low mostly because Aomine doesn't use it/need it. He's shown to be so powerful that this is kinda just him fucking around to troll his opponents, which don't get me wrong style points are real, but this is for sure aomine's weakest ability
However it is sooooo deadly, it's powerful but Formless Shot vs. Forced Zone Activation? Yeah don't lie you know which one is way scarier.
#6 Murasakibara Perfect Defense.
Yeah that's right defense is fucking sick. You wish you could defend half as nice as murasakibara. This dude literally fought an uncrowned king, the phantom sixth man, and a runner up generation of miracles candidate on his own at the same time. And only lost to some invisible shots. He covers EVERYTHING!!! if you don't got that DEEP deep range you do not get to play. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, say hello to dikembe mutombo on your way to the bench.
#5 all the dojutsu, yeah that's right I'm naming all the eyes (Emperors, Eagle, Hawk, whatever Nash had) dojutsu. In fact I'm naming Emperors eye Byaku-Shar-Rinne-gan and you cannot stop me. And even though the eye tier list is easy to figure out, the ability to see the whole court is fantastic and any point guard with that level of awareness is deadly. The secondary abilities granted I count as skills not as baseline super powers, i.e. killer handles from akashi (which Kise uses), or seeing a perfect back tip steal opportunity with eagle eye so those aren't on the list. And I think each eye is strong enough to warrant putting them all together here
Now to break the established rule
#4 Kuroko's Phantom series AND God Passes
Yeah that's right, I'm putting techniques in a list I specifically made to not talk about techniques, bite me. Ignite series is top tier, misdirection and misdirection overflow are god tier (yeah so he can use it once, big deal, it's still god tier) and the phantom series are just too fun. If I had to pick one ability from kuroko though for this list purpose, his misdirection is his ability. Yeah it can't be spammed and without it he's nearly useless but ill take a player who can take charges and force opposing players into foul trouble over a ball hog any day.
#3 Midorima Shintaro - High Arcing Three
Okay here's the thing Midorima Shintaro High Arcing Three is a dumb name and I'm mad that I'm placing it this high up on the list but. Objectively. 3>2. So yeah, take your spot with pride green boy. Yeah that's right, I think it's a neat ability but I didn't think it should be this high up, until you sit down and realize yeah cool your sick ass hops and your full paint and midrange defense and your handles are all well and good. But you're getting two points while I get three from anywhere. And don't lie seeing that mid air catch and shoot was the absolute SICKEST thing ever. Akashi liked it so much he straight up STOLE it. Sure dunks are hype but that is the most SKILLFUL thing ever shown. Now to the toppest of top tiers.
#3 Aomine Daiki Forced Zone Activation
Golly Gee Willickers Dai-chan how come your mom let's you have two basketball superpowers. Okay I hate to say it Zone is cool but it sucks that it becomes pretty much required by the end of the series to stay relevant. That being said, Aomine can activate it whenever and that's insane. If Aomine continued training, you realize he'd be nearly if not entirely unstoppable except by arguably only one character in the series
Two if you think Akashi with his eyes could beat Aomine (yeah he beat Kagami's zone, but Akashi even considered Aomine the strongest at teiko, so if aomine stayed serious he'd be even more of an untouchable monster)
#2 Shogo Haizaki - Steal
Okay okay okay okay okay, yes. Technically I'm putting kise twice. Honestly steal is to copy what red eyes is to blue eyes in yugioh. Steal has so much POTENTIAL to be the strongest ability in the entire show. Being able to take the opponents moves away would cripple many players. If Haizaki trained hard he may have even discovered perfect Steal so he could stop the Generation of Miracles techniques, the only two who wouldn't have an issue would be aomine (because technically Formless shot can't really be stolen, he can just do a Formless shot from a different form and just yeah) and Kise (I think kise had more techniques in his toolbox, and that he was too scared to try those moves against haizaki because he was nervous at seeing Steal for the first time). Steal is busted but it has nothing against number one.
#1 Kise Ryota's Copy and PERFECT COPY
Copy is actually insane, while he can't shut down the ability to use a move like Haizaki, being able to do your move but better is probably just as good. Yeah you can use that dunk on me, and yeah you might know how to defend against your move, but im faster stronger and smarter than you. Kise literally just "I am Kakashi of the Sharingan I know 10000 jutsu" nah son I'm Kise Ryota of the musically gifted (love eagleburger) and I know all the basketball moves.
And PERFECT COPY, duuuuuude if you don't think perfect COPY is the best ability in KnB you're actually just not smart. When Kise with perfect copy was THE ACE on a team MADE OF ALL THE ACES, yeah you just straight up win with that ability. Also kise didn't even use it to its max ability, yeah he copies the generation of miracles but they say that he removes the limits of his normal copy so now he can copy anybody. Yeah it takes a huge toll on his body but kise could copy NBA players (likely for even less time than normal perfect copy) if he really wanted to. So yeah, Kise is dumb strong.
That's it, that's my list. Bye.
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dynoguard · 4 years ago
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Since the Fossil Ghouls got a lengthy post with this information, I feel its only fair for the heroes to get the same.
In the closing days of the Cretacious, the Dinosovian civilization was at its height. Their world came to a screaming end with the arrival of the Monster Meteor Apothis. In an effort to save their people, Professor Rachus of Science Tower One attempted to shift the Dinosovian people into the future to escape the impact.
Something went wrong.
65 million years later, Science Tower One and a handful of Dinosovian survivors appear on the outskirts of Granite Mountain, Colorado, while far above, the injured core of Apothis materializes in orbit. When Apothis’ Fossil Ghouls descend on Earth, the only hope for mankind is the reductant heroes of the DynoGuard.
Roar into the Future! (bios and lore below the fold)
Dracora “Cora” Rex Species: Pachyon (Dracorex) Armor: Trailrazor  DynoPower: Flame Breath Ranger Cora Rex of the DynoGuard Parks and Wildlife division wasn’t ready for any of this. She was just dropping off her daughter at a summer internship when the world ended, leaving her the highest ranking (and only) government official of her people. Practical, longsuffering and tough, Cora is the common sense glue that holds the new DynoGuard together. Hopeless with technology and baffled by science, but has a natural affinity for animals and, against her better judgement, a knack for heroism.
Brach Longstride Species: Podite (Brachiosaurus) Armor: Slammerhead  DynoPower: Size Increase  Easygoing and literally tons of fun, Brach (Brachiosaurus) walks a fine line between exuberance and self-control. He’s a big, lovable mechanic and handyman who keeps everything from food dispensers to DynoGuard vehicles humming. If there’s a fight to break up or tensions to ease, Brach’s your dino. He loves hamburgers (his favorite human invention), fixing things, and explosions. 
Zara Hurlant Species: Pachyon (Parasaurolophus) Armor: Echo Chamber  DynoPower: Hypersonic Scream The protégé of Science Tower One’s head researcher Professor Rachus, Zara  is an expert in theoretical physics and the Time Slip device. Zara blames herself for the botched time jump and for bringing Apothis with them. Her guilt manifests as a short temper and sarcastic attitude. She’s capable of amazing acts of kindness and heroism, but she holds herself at arms length from others. She resents humans for inheriting the world. She tolerates Jason, but holds Gloria in suspicion and contempt.
Kyle Stowne Species: Thyrene (Ankylosaurus) Armor: Hazmaxx  DynoPower: Metal Form  Kyle Stowne rolls with life’s punches as best he can, typically by focusing on some problem to solve. A brilliant young engineer and chemist, Kyle was at the edge of the Time Slip and lost his left arm and several horns to the void. He wears (and endlessly tinkers with) a prosthetic arm of his own design. He has a sharp analytical mind with a “light the fuse and run” approach to science. He is obsessed with finding the science behind the Fossil Ghouls’ “so-called magic.” He focuses on his work to the point of ignoring food, sleep and hygiene. 
Linhera “Linn” Rex Species: Dromeon (velociraptor) Armor: Fighterflight  DynoPower: Cloaking Camoflage Curious, excitable and impulsive, Linn finds adapting to modern life easier than the others. She becomes fast friends with Jason James and loves human culture despite not quite “getting” it. She unabashedly adores action movies, pop music, young adult novels, hyperactive video games, and cute animals both real and animated. Her exuberance helps her cope with the loss of her father and friends, whom she misses greatly.
Jason James Species: Human Equipment: DynoSphere vehicle/battle armor, Podite Multi-Tool Jason met the DynoGuard when his father, Sagan James, moved to Granite Mountain to work for Gloria Anning. He is Linn’s best friend and the first human to become a DynoGuard cadet. Like most boys his age, Jason loves gadgets, video games and goofing off. But his burning passion is cryptozoology, the unsolved, and the unexplained. Now that monsters are real and talking dinosaurs walk the Earth, this minor rebellion against his scientist parents is a useful skill set. Kentra Thagomizer and Tyrannocopter Species: Kentra is a Thyrene (stegosaurus), Tyranncopter is a Tyrannocopter.  Armor: Motosaurus  DynoPower: Energy Spikes/Plates  Kentra and Tyrannocpter did not return with Science Tower One. The only thing certain about their background is none of what they’ve provided is true. Kentra has a smarmy, roguish demeanor and a love of profit and schemes. Tyrannocopter’s artificial intellignece isn’t any better, but at leas the’s more charming.  Dr. Cerebrotops Species: Cerosoid (diabloceratops) Armor: Peer Review  DynoPower: Telepathy, Telekinesis Mutated by genetic experiments he performed on himself, Dr. Cerebrotops (Diabloceratops) is a telepathic mad scientist and the first Dinosovian Cora’s team encounters after arriving on modern Earth. 
Dr. Cerebrotops values intelligence beyond all else, specifically his own. He’s an arrogant egomaniac who defends his positions by invoking the size of his brains, and considers himself shackled by the ignorance of other creatures. His Aegis Armor is a custom suit called Peer Review, which summons Meddy and Cort, a pair of additional cloned brians he uses as assistants. Meddy is optimistic and scatterbrained while Cort is pessimistic and anxious.
Gloria Anning Species: Human Billionaire Tech Mogul  Owner of Anningtech and the Observatory where Science Tower One rematerialized (as well as most of the surrounding town of Granite Mountain, Colorado), Gloria Anning stands at the center of everything. The DynoGuard’s patron and most powerful human ally, Gloria funds and defends her time-lost charges from the threats that armor, claws and fangs cannot match: fighting for them in court and in the media.
Gloria’s driven, quirky personality and generosity hide a larger agenda. On the surface she works to forge peace between the Dinosovians and humanity as her chance at a place in history. In secret, she seeks to unlock the secrets of the DynoGuard’s technology, particularly that of the DynoBond, to ensure that place. She claims her plans and schemes are in the best interests of her new friends, but can the DynoGuard trust her… and if not, is there anything they can do about it?
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Allegiences & Relationships
As heroes, the DynoGuard get a long better than the Fossil Ghouls, however, they each have their own unique relationships to one another.
Cora sees herself as the ‘mother’ of the team, and as the lone member with sense. She’s probably not wrong in either case. She sees Brach as a fellow adult, if just barely, and frequently clashes with Zara over everything from trusting the humans, to battle strategy, to chore rotation. Her strongest loyalty is to her daughter, Linn.
Brach is the ‘fun uncle’ of the team. He has a troubled past and sees a lot of himself in Zara, but his attempts to reach out usually anony her. Brach neither trusts nor likes Dr. Cerebrotops. 
Zara clashes with Cora over leadership decisions. She is fond of Linn because they were both hand-picked by Professor Rachus, and she’s fond of Kyle even if they fight like siblings. She does not trust Gloria, or most humans, a prejudice that leaves her open to Dr. Cerebrotops’ influrence.
Kyle wants everyone on the team to get along. He likes his fellow dinosovians, and the humans, even when they’re being baffling. He fills the mentor/big brother role for Linn and a rival sibling role for Zara. 
Linn has a strong relationship with her mother, despite rebelling as most dinos of her age do. She and Jason are best freinds, and she quickly adapts to seeing the DynoGuard as a second family.
Kentra is loyal to herself and Tyrannocopter, in that order. While she would gladly steal from or swindle her fellow dinos, her conscience will always drive her to show up when survival is on the line. She avoids Dr. Cerebrotops as telepathy, as a concept, makes her uncomfortable. Tyrannocopter’s loyalties are to Kentra nd to any other fully intelligent Dinosovian AI that he encounters. His distaste for seeing other creatures exploited occasionally is strong enough to override his self-interest.
Dr. Cerebrotops has a misanthrope’s view of most beings. He respects Zara’s skill as a scientist and sees her as a possible ally against humanity, which he sees as a threat that must be removed or defanged before the rest of Dinosovian civilization exists the time slip. He sees Kyle as a promising student hwo isn’t living up to his potential and only really cares about Linn or Brach if he can impress them with his intellect or power.
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Character Vices
While each Fossil Ghoul had a virtue, each Dino/Ally has a vice.
Cora is stubborn. She adapts poorly to technology, has a difficult time backing down from plans and has a hard time admitting she’s wrong, particularly to Zara. 
Brach is afraid of his own power/success. He fears the destructive capability of his own DynoPower and underachieved professionally despite being a mechanical genius. 
Zara is filled with anger. She was always short-tempered, but losing her people, her father figure, and her world in one day has exaggerated this. In addition to makin gher a classic ‘hothead’ this also manifests as mistrust of humans, something she struggles with through for some time.
Kyle is obsessive. Kyle has difficulty moderating his interests, in both the day-to-day sense and the big picture sense. Once something grabs him it is difficult if not impossible for him to let go.
Linn is impulsive. Linn isn’t as mature as she believes herself to be and is prone to acting on impulse. She makes poor choices when it comes to proving herself or rebelling against percieved overprotectiveness by her mother other the other Dinos.
Jason is vulnerable to peer pressure. He wants to be popular and well liked, and can be goaded into going against his better judgement if he thinks he can impress others, particularly kids his own age or slightly older. 
Kentra and Tyrannocopter are self-serving and dishonest, but they have  their virtues as well, Kentra has a sense of honor and draws the line at hurting the innocent with her scemes (with flexible definitions of ‘hurt’ and ‘innocent’.) Tyrannocopter dislikes seeing other creatures exploited and sometimes cannot be dissauded from “getting political” by Kentra. Dr. Cerebrotops is not a good person, but even he has a soft spot. Dr. Cerebrotops is a momma’s egg and respects mothers. He may not be friendly to them, but he withholds his insults, sarcasm and condescention when dealing with moms and other female caregivers, even human ones. 
Gloria is possessed of a certainty bordering on megalomania.  She does what she feels is best for anyone, and does not feel the need to include those people in the discussion. The fact that she is very often right makes
No one, including Gloria, can tell if Gloria is doing the right thing for the wrong reasons, or the wrong thing for the right one.
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earthpkmnheadcanons · 4 years ago
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The Russian Pokemon League
As the biggest country in the world, Russia has a massive amount of gyms, but only eight of the best have been chosen to represent the country’s national league. If you’re looking to become the Russian champion, here are the eight gyms you need to beat:
1. Moscow (normal) 
As the largest city in Europe, Moscow is home to many gyms, but this normal-type gym, founded just after the fall of the Soviet Union, was chosen as the Russian Federation’s official beginner gym. It’s a fairly easy gym, using native Pokemon to Russia, most notably Ursaring, and is designed for beginners to get their first badge with ease. Those who successfully beat the gym within a specific time limit receive a free Teddiursa to help them on their journey. 
2. St. Petersburg (electric)
Founded on the Baltic Sea as Russia’s “window to the west”, St. Petersburg has served as one of the country’s most important ports since its foundation. Located in the Peter and Paul Fortress, the city’s oldest fortress, this modern gym borrows from western European styles to create an exceptional maze for challengers to navigate through, descending to the bottom of the gym, where they can face off against the leader and his Togedemaru. 
3. Nizhny Novgorod (steel)
Founded in the Soviet era, this gym reflects Nizhny Novgorod’s historical status as the “Russian Detroit”, a major industrial center on the Volga River. Located in an abandoned and repurposed factory, the gym leader uses a powerful Klinklang, and the gym is filled with wild Klink and Klang that roam about and prevent challengers from successfully reaching the leader. 
4. Kazan (dragon)
Though this gym itself dates back to Soviet times, training of dragon-types in this city goes all the way back to the era of the Khanate of Kazan, a historic state with its center in this city. The gym leader, a native Tatar, wields a Druddigon just like the one that adorns the long-lost khanate's flag. In fact, Druddigon are the most common Pokemon in this gym, as they’re most frequently found in the Ural Mountains to the east. 
5. Irkutsk (ice) 
The “Paris of Siberia”, Irkutsk sits close to the shores of Lake Baikal, the deepest lake on the planet. This gym uses unique freshwater Seel and Dewgong from the lake as its primary Pokemon, and the gym leader’s extraordinarily round Dewgong, though adorable, has taken down countless challengers. 
6. Vladivostok (water)
Russia’s primary Pacific port, Vladivostok’s economy relies on the water to survive. So it’s no surprise that this city hosts a water-type gym with a truly incredible diversity of ocean Pokemon, including those only found in the North Pacific. The gym leader uses a Qwilfish as her main Pokemon, and despite its small size it’s been known to knock out even the strongest of Pokemon. 
7. Chelyabinsk (rock)
In 2013, a meteor struck Chelyabinsk, inspiring what would become the city’s newest, and most up-to-date gym - its rock-type gym, specializing in Russia’s long history of space exploration. It includes cosmic Pokemon like Lunatone and Solrock, and rumor has it a Deoxys has been sighted by challengers multiple times just after beating the gym, soaring through the sky above. 
8. Volgograd (no specialty)
Volgograd was the site of one of the bloodiest battles in world history during WW2, and is still considered a “Hero City” for its valiant resistance to the Nazis to this day. Due to the city’s strategic importance and its significant history, the Soviet Union established a unique gym in Volgograd: one that does not specialize in any types. Instead, gym trainers and leaders can use whatever Pokemon they like, making this one of the toughest gyms in all of Russia. 
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just-incorrect-beastars · 4 years ago
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Beastars Fandom Interview!
This post starts a series of interviews I want to make to artists in this fandom! I’m really sorry for the delay with this, but I had to take care of some business irl! The first interview it’s with @dooptown, talented artist and writer of Craving More Than You’re Given, Beasts in The Stars and co-author of We’re Only Animals with @nilesthewhitetaileddeerqueer! Enjoy! If you want to submit other questions feel free to do it!
How did you get into the fandom?
My friend showed me its debut cover on Shonen Champion back in like 2016? At the time I thought the art looked weird so I put it on the backburner. Fast forward to May of 2017 and the same friend started reading it and recommended that I do as well. And the rest is history.
What do you feel about Beastars? Has it improved or not with the latest volumes?
My relationship with Beastars has definitely been complicated. If you go way back on my blog you're sure to find text posts of me complaining endlessly about it because that was back when I thought the whole thing would devolve into a romance story. I saw the romance between Haru and Legosi as forced and shallow (I don't think that anymore, although I do wish it was given more focus so we can really understand it). After the Meteor Festival Arc I got really invested in it, and I believe the Murder Solution Arc is the strongest in the story. The slice of life leaning of Legosi living on his own is really good too. Melon's introduction kind of marked the descent into the Weirdness we're seeing now. I love Melon to bits but the story right now is really weird and weird things keep happening. I still enjoy a handful of the chapters coming out currently, and the last few have been really great, but it's definitely not as good as it used to be. What I crave most from Beastars is slice of life.
Do you have a favorite character?
Overall? I'm not sure. I'll just say it's Louis.
You are considered one of the first Lougosi writers/artists and one of the most looked up to. How does it feel?
While there were certainly a handful of Lougosi fics before mine as well as some art, I do remember that ship being a bit barren when the manga wasn't as popular. I'm not aware of just how influential or far reaching my work with this ship is, since this is the internet and tracking that sort of thing is kind of impossible and I tend to be a bit of an aloof hermit. Knowing I'm relatively well known in a community I care a lot about is a nice feeling, though! But at the end of the day I'm a fan just like anyone else.
How has the fandom changed since you joined, especially since the anime came out?
It has blown up, that's for sure! The tumblr tag for Beastars back in 2017 was me and maybe four other regular posters, and I was the only artist posting consistent Beastars art back then (that I remember) As time went on it definitely gained in popularity, mostly by word of mouth, but even in March of 2019 it had a virtually empty Ao3 tag. So the anime, understandably, launched Beastars into the mainstream (or at least close to it). This is awesome and I love that it's seeing so much popularity and praise! Of course that also brings with it the ugliness of general Fandom Drama. Beastars Discourse is the most unwelcome thing to come of this popularity and it's the reason I no longer track the tag here on tumblr or look it up on twitter.
Your art is very popular. Have you ever thought of making a comic?
I would like to make comics but comic layout is intimidating and so is the whole process. Maybe one day.
 3 fics that you would recommend?
serendipity by elkieistrying
  Want a Haru/Juno story with a nice helping of Lougosi on the side? Serendipity can scratch that itch. Both ships are very well written and I love the characterization so much in this story.
Ashfall by Skeptacles
This fic doesn't seem to have many hits, and I think that's because people are turned away by it being a Game of Thrones crossover. As someone who has never read, watched, or even knows anything about Game of Thrones, I can say this fic is a great read! Skeptacles presents the setting and worldbuilding in an easy to understand way and if you have no GoT knowledge like I do, it simply seems like a Beastars Fantasy story.
To one I am tied, to the other I am true by Sinpie_Senpai 
This was the first Lougosi fic I ever read, and it is the second English Lougosi fic on Ao3. It was very influential to my decision to start writing Lougosi fic, and if you haven't read it yet I think you should.
How much have you worked on merging the manga’s plot and your story for Craving More Than You’re Given?
For CMTYG the merging of the plot just happened naturally. I started it in March of 2019 so at that point Legosi just had his birthday and hadn't seen Louis in a while, so I figured a birthday party would be a good reason for them to meet again. I wrote from there while also paying attention to where the canon plot was going to see what I wanted to incorporate.
You think you're gonna include the turf war in your fic? And are there any new characters you want to include?
Since this story was conceived long before this manga plot started, I won't be including it. Things are going to go very differently. As for new characters, I don't think so.
What inspired Beasts in the Stars?
As for Beasts in the Stars, I've always been a Sci fi fan. This story is loosely based on an AU I made for my OCs back in 2015, as well as some Sci fi ideas I've had bouncing around in my head for years. I can't point to any specific inspirations, but people compare it to Cowboy Bebop, which I can see since both of a laid back hard Sci fi aesthetic. I also write Star Fox fanfic, so I’m definitely using some of my experience from that. 
Legosi in the fic is homosexual or what? What about Louis?
Their sexualities will be explained, but I usually work off my headcanon of Legosi being bi and Louis being gay.
What other characters do you want to include in Beasts in the Stars?
BITS will hopefully include virtually every character from Beastars in some capacity.
What's the difference between writing a story more anchored to the manga and one that isn't?
Writing a fic that's manga-compliant is fun because you have to take into consideration past actions in the story and make sure it lines up with what they're doing in the fic. Of course, there's less freedom there, so that's why writing an AU also has its positives. Using the characters as a base to work off of in a new setting is very exciting.
Any spoilers you would like to share for both of them?
CMTYG: Next chapter is being written, and the summer clothes Legosi pics I've been drawing definitely play a role ;) 
BITS: Next canon characters you'll be seeing are the Drama Club folks. I hope people enjoy how I adapted them for this story.
And this was it! If you are an artist in the fandom and you want to partecipate to this please feel free to write me, I’ll get back at you as soon as possible!
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commander-frostii · 4 years ago
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Quick Messy GSG Collab Doll Review
some people apparently have shit takes on the GSG collab dolls and i got pissy so i’m here to drop some analysis top 1% takes one mil club only lets get it
Angelica
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angelica is solid on base stats alone, her RoF is only average but her FP and Accuracy are both solid A+ even before her SPEQ boosting her FP by an extra 5 points. also LOL 30% CRIT RATE. her buff tiles are numerically a bit shallow but still really sweet, you basically get 10% FP for free on your AR teammates and 20% accuracy can make a huge difference in clear speed at night, especially in high-difficulty combat against strelet hordes etc 
but then there’s her fucking skill. sweep mode’s weakness is inconsistency in damage output due to random targeting so what if you just didn’t have random targeting? i’m sorry, is a 100% RoF buff not good enough for you? what about a 12% FP buff that just happens for free at the start of a battle and refreshes every 10 seconds? it’s almost like she has two different self-buff skills. 
angelica’s weird to compare straight across to other ARs because of the offset between her buffs, it’d be more realistic to compare her damage output over 10 seconds, but i’m not currently interested in doing that level of math. back of the napkin calculations suggest that her DPS during sweep mode is comparable to AK-12′s and AR-15′s, and she has somewhat better uptime than AK-12 (but not better than AR-15). this should put her very obviously in the A-class or better for ARs. 
Henrietta
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The last sentence of Henrietta’s skill says “For every stack of Evasion mark, grants self an additional +15 HP Shield.”
Henrietta’s got decent base stats, 950 HP is good and 83 Eva is great; her offensive stats are pretty nice as well, nothing outstanding but every point of accuracy goes a long way for SMGs. Her buff tiles are weirdly placed but pretty serviceable, encouraging use of a b-formation; 12% FP 20% accuracy are also welcome buffs for both ARs and SMGs, if a bit pedestrian.
Her skill is a bit complicated so let me try to break it down: Henreitta starts combat with a shield that basically absorbs the first attack that would normally hit her for 8 seconds, and her stats ramp up every two seconds based on whether or not she has her shield - if she’s dodged every hit so far, she gets +30% FP; if the shield is down, she gets +20% Eva. Each of these buffs can stack up to 3 times, and they last for 5 seconds. 
Her active skill refreshes her shield; if she has any Damage buff stacks, she also gains 20% RoF for each one; if she has any Evasion buff stacks, her shield is 15 HP stronger. That can actually be a pretty big deal, as a 25-HP shield can take two attacks from certain enemies, and a 55-HP shield (from 3 Evasion stacks) can take two attacks from most enemies. It’s only a small boost to her survivability, but it’s definitely something!
I don’t think Henrietta shines as a main tank, though - her off-center positioning, her SPEQ which is an accuracy-boosting silencer, and the massive potential power behind her offensive buffs if she doesn’t lose her shield, all give her a pretty shockingly high DPS rating at the 5-second mark - +90% FP, +40% RoF, and a respectable crit chance backed up by a solidly above-average accuracy for an SMG. You could build a team around boosting her stats as high as possible if you wanted, but honestly I don’t even think that’s necessary; I think she’s just a solid workhorse offtank that can be used in pretty much any ARSMG effectively, with some potential defensive niche if you wind up having to put her in the front lines. 
Rico
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Rico’s the one everybody already knows is good. She has unremarkable, but serviceable base stats that give her respectable DPS potential compared to other burst RFs, and one of those scary critical-scaling RF skillshots that also amps her DPS by 15% per stack while it’s charging. Oh, and it also does up to half of its original damage in AOE sounding the target, just for funsies. 
To get a sense of her potential power, we’ll compare her to TAC-50, the first doll to bring a critical-scaling skillshot into the game, who can OHK Judge with a specialized echelon.  TAC-50′s skillshot deals 4.5x damage at its strongest charge - which is the same as RIco’s, if you add both hits at full power together - but TAC-50 has the advantage of a whopping 25 points of extra FP, which makes her skillshot at base about 17% more powerful.
To make up for this, Rico: 
does 33% of her total damage in an area around her target
has no aim time
begins charging when the battle starts and has an ICD of 4 seconds, meaning she can fire at 66% power as early as 4 seconds or at 100% power as early as 6 seconds (compared to TAC-50 firing at half power at 5 seconds in or full power at 10 seconds)
improves her DPS while she’s holding skill charges
still benefits from her FP buff when her skill goes off, meaning she has a +45% FP buff active (improving her “base” damage from 130 to 188)
has a SPEQ cape that improves her critical damage by a terrifying 45%, almost double that of a normal critical cape
So, yeah, Rico is the best skillshot doll in the game, and it isn’t even close. It’s frankly fucking unfair. The only downside I can really think of to using Rico is that her skill targets the furthest enemy -- which isn’t always the one you want, and may necessitate careful timing to ensure that she lands her damage on the appropriate target. Rico’s damage being split into two hits can also interact weirdly with armored targets, or bosses with forcefields, so beware.
Claes
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Claes is a peculiar MG for a few reasons. There are two red flags right away: her lowest-in-class FP stat of 79, and her very poor base clip size of 8. Unlike her predecessor Alma, Claes doesn’t get a SPEQ to improve her clip size; she just has to work with what she’s got. MGs are defined by their ability to burst enemies before they have a chance to fight back, and Claes clearly isn’t very good at that. 
If you’ll allow me some dramatics, however, I don’t think judging Claes by the mundane standards of other MGs is at all appropriate. Claes is designed to solve a very different problem. 
Let’s cover her SPEQs first: they all have the exact same stat footprints, giving her 50% crit rate, 8 FP, and 5 accuracy when maxed out - which should terrify you immediately. This is a crit scope combined with an EOT, on an MG that desperately wants to equip both at once. Claes is rocking a potential pre-fairy pre-formation accuracy stat of 40, which is incredible for an MG, and not having to choose between salvaging her FP or dramatically amping her crit rate is a massive boon to her damage potential, as well. It’s not enough to make her compete with Big 4 damage numbers... yet... 
But Claes’ skill prevents her from attacking normally at the start of combat. She will wait until her skill is activated - she has a 0s ICD, so she can start whenever, but obviously she’s quite lackluster to begin with. At full power, her damage output (3244 average damage per link per clip) massively outpaces MG5 (2287) and PKP (2226, but varies and scales much harder with crit damage boosts), but that requires her to charge for a full 10 seconds before firing, and during that time you basically have 4 dolls in your echelon. From the traditional view of MGs, the “kill them before they kill you” view, this is unacceptable.
Claes is not designed to be used this way. Claes is designed to be used in mixed teams, where she can deal massive amounts of burst damage at a specific moment, after certain enemies have been dealt with. She would excel in situations where other MGs would struggle, such as:
Bossing, when opportunities to deal damage are sometimes very short and dealing extended DPS is difficult (think Architect, Gaia, Mercurows/Nimogen)
Dealing with stingers in powerful mixed echelons (Doppels/Uhlans hiding behind Strelets, Manticores behind Scouts/Guards, Hydras behind Cyclops, etc) 
Easily clearing DPS checks (Nimogen/Mercurows/other Paradeus bosses)
Baiting and shredding powerful melee enemies (Roarers, etc) 
When viewed from the perspective of an otherwise functional 4-man mixed team - specifically RFSG - Claes’ potential as a burst damage option select suddenly makes a lot more sense. Her low FP doesn’t matter as much when she’s making regular use of her charging mechanic; her high base Accuracy becomes a lot more appealing since you might actually be able to hit evasive enemies in night battles. Her full-charge burst is enough that she can potentially shred hydra deathstacks or other dangerous enemies with only a little help from armor-piercing allies, and her selection of supportive SPEQs let her choose buffs that help her teammates do their jobs while she’s waiting for the right moment to strike. Need to tank some up-front damage? Optical Glasses give you a small shield that absorb a single hit for you. Need to make sure your allies are killing targets quickly enough? Celestial Meteor gives them a modest boost to their FP. Or are you just worried about Claes’ own damage output? Not to worry; Wristwatch gives her a single extra shot - which can sometimes be the difference between life and death. 
I know that I’m pushing a very hypothetical narrative here, but I’ve been pleading on the stars for an MG like Claes for a long time - an MG that serves a tactical niche in a mixed team, rather than being a limited one-dimensional stat check. If you’re looking for a solid workhorse-type MG to kill big groups of enemies without thinking about it, look elsewhere. 
Triela
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Triela is an absolutely fascinating offensive shotgun.
Defensively speaking, she’s... fine. Her base HP and armor are definitely on the low side, but they’re not horrible. Offensively speaking, she has some serious weaknesses, too; her base RoF is actually quite bad, and her accuracy is better than it could be, but it could also be quite a bit better. Her firepower is quite high, though; 35 is well above average, and only doesn’t stand out more because of certain outliers (looking at you KS-23) warping the range. She has a nice and serviceable formation buff and happens to provide buffs to an MG directly behind her, which opens her up to safer formation placement in a mixed team, were you so inclined. 
What makes Triela interesting is the combination of her skill effect and her SPEQ. Triela’s SPEQ is “buckshot” that also gives her 25% crit strike chance, letting her capitalize more on SG’s naturally good crit rate, as well as the +15 FP +22% crit damage you’d get from a standard buckshot. 
Triela’s skill effect comes in two parts; the active portion is relatively straightforward: +80% FP (a lot!) and +6 movespeed (equivalent speed to an SMG) for 8 seconds, resulting in an 8/8 uptime pattern, which is far from ideal but certainly better than it could be. Needing to wait 8 seconds for her full power definitely hampers Triela’s effectiveness, but that’s true of all offensive shotguns right now, except for AA-12, who is cheating. 
More interesting is her passive skill component: when there’s an enemy within 2 meters (knockback distance), she switches to using her bayonet to attack. She deals double damage, attacks 50% more frequently, and doesn’t have to reload - but only hits a single target. With an EOT and her SPEQ equipped, this gives her effectively 100 FP, 25 accuracy, 33 RoF, and a 65% crit rate with 172% critical damage - stats you could roughly compare to an RF. She wouldn’t be a good RF, certainly, but that’s the tradeoff for having 1200 HP and up to 32 base armor. With her skill active, of course, she reaches a much more exciting 180 FP! Now we can do some real damage!
Triela suffers from the same weaknesses that plague all offensive SGs: poor uptime, and the loss of damage potential when dummy links are lost. Because of that, building around her as a primary damage dealer is almost certainly a lost battle from the beginning. Building around her damage potential will just result in a slower, less tanky SPAS-12, though not having to reload does help her out a bit. 
Honestly, I think Triela’s more built to be used as an off-tank, the way we use SMGs like Henrietta and Vector. Triela would excel at dealing with Dragoons and ELIDs, for example - powerful enemies that need to come in close range to deal damage, but won’t just destroy Triela immediately without giving her a chance to at least try to fight back (don’t use her against Hydras). This gives her some interesting potential in the way she can be used... but I don’t see a clear niche where she will excel over any other SG, in the same way I can for Claes. 
At least she’s better off than Dana, rip in kill. 
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lime-bloods · 5 years ago
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Black Hole Theory: Revisited Again
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Introduction to the Black Hole Theory
Back when Collide and Act 7 dropped back in 2016, people asked a lot of questions. Without textual narration and with very little background information from the author, many aspects of the animations seemed to be more mysterious than they were helpful. Particularly mystifying were the black holes featured in both animations; in Act 7, one created by the alternate Calliope next to the Green Sun, which by all accounts as essential to Lord English’s defeat but whose specific purpose at the time was left vague; and in Collide, the hole left behind by the death of the possessed Jack Noir, which took half of Dirk’s Land of Tombs and Krypton with it before never being mentioned again.
Many seemed to take a key detail - the fact that the juju breaker crowbar and the fridge containing Gamzee were both conveniently caught in “Union Jack”’s blast - as a clue as to what these black holes were supposed to do. The crowbar and Gamzee both later appeared on Caliborn’s version of the Earth with no explanation as to how they got there, leading many to believe that the black hole created by Jack’s death is what transported them there in the first place, acting as a wormhole.
I took this hypothesis further; judging by the fact that Caliborn also enters his own session through a black hole, then things that enter black holes must all end up in Caliborn’s session. So I compiled a list of black holes in Homestuck, the things that had been pulled into their event horizons, and the consequences these things might have for Homestuck’s narrative. Important to this theory was one other major detail; the connection between the pool ball-themed computer server in the Furthest Ring and the Immortality Clock in Doc Scratch’s apartment, which was also found in Caliborn’s session with no explanation.
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What the Epilogues say about the Black Hole Theory
While I obviously didn’t get every single detail correct, the Homestuck Epilogues essentially confirm outright the most important assumptions made in the Black Hole Theory.
One of the main things connecting the two separate timelines in the Epilogues - Meat and Candy - is the black hole created by the Dead Cherub, which consumed the Green Sun and then the fabric of Paradox Space itself. This black hole does not lead to Caliborn’s SBURB session as originally assumed, but it does lead to the Earth in Universe C - the same Earth Caliborn later goes on to inhabit. It’s through this black hole that multitudes of ghosts arrive on Earth C.
The black hole isn’t the only portal through which inhabitants of the dream bubbles are able to arrive on Earth, however.
Before you can react, she jams the button down on the beacon and opens the server. She jumps into the hatch and the door snaps closed behind her.
Meenah jumps through a server in the Furthest Ring and later falls through the sky in Earth C in exactly the same manner as the ghosts who fell through the Dead Cherub’s black hole. The implications of this are clear: the black hole and the pool ball server both lead to the same place. What remains unclear is how exactly these two portals come to be linked with the Immortality Clock.
Revisiting the black holes
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Case I: [S] Caliborn: Enter
The black hole from Caliborn: Enter remains the most straightforward example: the dried up Earth C, including everything on it, is sucked into the black hole to where Caliborn’s session takes place.
However the information provided to us by the Epilogues forces us to rethink a major aspect of the Black Hole Theory: either the assumption that all black holes lead to the same place has to be discarded, or the exact logic regarding where a black hole leads to is more complicated than was once thought.
The Epilogues show us that the black hole in the Furthest Ring takes things to Earth; so how can the Earth itself be pulled through the same kind of portal? Keeping in mind that black holes also represent portals back into the story, it makes sense that a black hole would be what pulls an old, dead planet back into relevance in a SBURB session. But how can it practically happen?
One possibility is that, since the Dead Cherub’s black hole is connected to the Candy reality specifically, Caliborn’s Earth is actually from the Meat reality, and fell through into the Candy reality when Caliborn entered his session.
Another possibility involves the Immortality Clock. If the black holes initially led to the skies above Earth C, but later became connected to the Immortality Clock like the pool ball server did, it’s possible that after being sucked into the kernelsprite black hole, the Earth emerged from the Immortality Clock, with the clock itself sitting in its core.
Since we already know what the Caliborn: Enter black hole actually did, there’s little to be discussed in that regard. But the question of how it did what it did could be important to figuring out the functionality of Homestuck’s other black holes.
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Case II: The Dead Session
In stark contrast to the kernelsprite black hole, where the black hole that appears when Skaia collapses in the center of Caliborn’s session leads is a complete mystery. Its purpose is clear: to clear the Dead Session of unwanted variables like Prospit and Skaia and to act as a “pocket” for the pool ball planets caused by its destruction. Where these objects go once they cross the event horizon, however, is unknown. If all the other black holes in Homestuck lead somewhere, it’s only safe to assume this one does, too; but the Epilogues give us no new clues.
As such, the old theory regarding this black hole is still the strongest: when the pool ball planets fall into it, they come back out of the Immortality Clock as miniature - or rather, correctly-sized - pool balls; the same ones which Lil Cal is supposed to have his eyes replaced with and which Jack Noir later takes out in order to become Lord English himself. It is worth noting that just as in Homestuck, the actual origin of the flashing pool ball eyes Caliborn himself wears during his Masterpiece is not touched upon at all in the Epilogues.
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Case III: [S] Collide
The Homestuck Epilogues essentially affirm what many had already suspected; rather than merely spaghettifying or destroying the parts of the Land of Tombs and Krypton caught in its blast, the black hole created by the death of the Jack Noir version of Lord English sent the essential contents of Dirk’s planet to Earth C, where they would later form part of Caliborn’s own quest. Among the more likely objects transported by the black hole are the denizen Yaldabaoth, who would have been somewhere in LOTAK’s core, and the juju breaker crowbar, being wielded by Jack/English at the time of his death.
It was previously assumed that the fridge containing Gamzee was also among the items transported by this black hole; however Gamzee’s being freed in the Candy epilogue obfuscates this possibility somewhat.
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Case IV: [S] Act 7
While the exact design of this black hole is made explicitly clear in the Epilogues, unfortunately my speculation that Caliborn absorbs the power of his own future self is no longer possible, and the exact fate of Lord English’s power, which now resides within the Dead Cherub, is unknown.
A New Hypothesis?
Homestuck is a story of constantly escalating stakes, frequently prefiguring events in the greater narrative with less severe events in games of Sburb. Two prominent examples are Lord English, who acts as a culmination of previous villains like the Becquerel-powered Jack Noir and the Black King, and the destruction of the A and B universes by The Tumor, which builds on the prior destruction of Alternia and Earth by the Reckoning.
So it only follows that the end of Homestuck itself would parallel the normal end of a Sburb session; the Reckoning, whereby people and objects are sent hurtling toward Skaia and subsequently transported to a planet, foreshadows the Rapture - which Act 7 is referred to as on the Homestuck story map - where the Green Sun - a sun at the center of the story much like Skaia - sucks in people and objects who later find themselves on Earth C. New arrivals on Earth C are even accompanied by impact craters much like meteors, and the terms ‘Reckoning’ and ‘Rapture’ are essentially synonyms in that they both refer to the Biblical apocalypse.
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The Green Sun’s similarity to Skaia could be significant for more than just aesthetic parallel reasons, though; when assisted by a powerful temporal event like a Scratch happens, Skaia can create healthy offshoot timelines by duplicating the objects sent through its defense portals and sending them to different points in time.
The Meat and Candy timelines in the Epilogues are noticeably similar to this concept, so the question has to be raised; when an object falls through a black hole, could it be duplicated across both of these timelines? Specifically, could objects that fall from the sky in the Candy timeline also pop out of the Immortality Clock in the Meat timeline?
This hypothesis simplifies some things by explaining why black holes and server portals sometimes lead to the sky on Earth C and sometimes lead to the Immortality Clock. It is also heavy in symbolism; if the Candy timeline beyond the black hole’s event horizon represents the Dead Cherub (Calliope) herself, then the Immortality Clock at the center of Caliborn’s land could similarly be seen as representing himself.
Thus, if my older speculation that Caliborn absorbed Lord English’s essence after destroying the clock is true, then he is absorbed by Calliope in the Candy timeline and by Caliborn in the Meat timeline; befitting of their dual cherubic nature and rivalry. It is also worth noting in this respect that the icon for the Candy epilogue is two intertwined spirals of green and red - symbolising a fusion of Calliope and Caliborn - while the icon of the Meat epilogue is purely red.
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If Meenah also appears on Caliborn’s Earth through the Immortality Clock, it would also explain the origin of another of Homestuck’s more mysterious jujus; the Ring of Life and Void, which Caliborn appears to have acquired around the same time as the house juju and his flashing pool ball eyes with little explanation. This explanation fits with the alternating nature of the Ring; if Meenah was using it as a Ring of Life when it was taken by Caliborn, it would then become the Ring of Void that he uses to POOF!!!!!!!!!!! away the juju chest with John and the other Beta kids inside.
Of course, this hypothesis comes with its own complications. With the Ring comes not only a second living Meenah, but also a third John alongside another Terezi to arrive through the Immortality Clock. Under normal circumstances these would be standard Homestuck fare; but if the Epilogues aren’t already the end, this story is surely coming to a close soon, and it’s unclear what role these duplicates would play in that.
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teratotherapist · 5 years ago
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Setting Sail, Going Home?
A young woman stands on the edge of oblivion. It was some twenty-three years ago she was first given life, so there's no need for the name based shenanigans; her name is ROSE LALONDE. She stands on jagged rim of a slab of meteoric stone, in front of a full scale replica of her childhood home reconstructed from online blueprints. She's about where her mailbox would be, she thinks.
Her lavender eyes scan the darkness of the furthest ring, seeking something. Someone. A glimmer of gilded hope in the deepest night. All that she finds is faraway glimpses of Eldritch outer gods and the light pollution of the strangers' session she's been delving. They were cool enough planets, she thinks, but... well, they weren't exactly made for her, were they? It's times like these she actually pines for the Land of Light and Rain, the whimsical planet she once found distasteful. Pandering, even condescending she thought. But really, maybe it was what she needed all along.
Times like these, she pines for LoLaR, and for its last known keeper; a certain dog-eared young woman, a lifelong friend, confidante, crush. Memories of late night movie streams with the whole friend-group, of even later-night aftermaths with just Jade, in all her frustratingly mysterious yet charming, quirky, brilliant glory. Memories of faltering façades after miserably botched school dances and bullying aggressions, of fretful reassurances from across the globe, of staring at that lovely face in the tiny chat window and wishing it was there before her instead. As irritating as her evasive flightiness could be, she adored the strange island girl, her oldest and deepest friend, her strongest crush.
It was for this girl, plus her next closest friend and the ghost of her cat, that the Seer set forth from the meteor. She left behind a lot - an ectosibling who irked her but for whom she cared, and his awkward sort-of-boyfriend; a pair of mischievous trolls whose infectious cackling gave the crew vigor and groans in competing measure; a concerning and inscrutable but largely defanged clown; a breathtaking alien woman for whom she cared deeply - loved, even. She had thought she'd come with her when she took off into the void. But Rose's rash tone, her planless haste, her stubborn, pigheaded refusal to compromise or wait before setting out gave her pause. She left behind a lot - a crowd of confused friends, a tearful lover, disappearing swiftly into the void as she set off.
She thought it would be quick - a foray out into the ruins of a few lost sessions, a skim through the infinite expanse in search of the golden Prospit ship; they'd waited at their apparently intended location for some few years, after all, with no sign of the new session nor their friends. Had they miscalculated? Had a half-blind psionic's optic blast aimed incorrectly, or been slower than they needed to be? Maybe they just needed to widen their search radius, and who better to quest for a glimmer in the darkness than the Seer of Light? But they hadn't agreed, and just watched as she departed, promising to return soon with new powers, and with friends in tow.
It took longer than expected, and to little avail. For some two years by her reckoning, she'd sought other sessions, always scanning the darkness for that glimmer of gold. Her magical prowess grew, but so did her loneliness, her desperation. When did she stop having fun tearing things apart and collecting lore? When did the solitude of puzzlecrypts and the hubbub of unknown consorts start to emphasize only her loneliness?
She knows she needs to go back. She needs the presence of at least some of her friends, if not all of them, for the sake of her sanity. She knows in her gut that Jade and John are still out there somewhere, but damn if her Sight will give her a clear answer as to where. And worst of all, despite ever attempting to reflect fearlessness and stalwart stoicism, she's afraid. She's afraid that somehow Jade - in her ever-knowing mystery - will know she's turned around. Will think she's abandoning them. That the girl she's loved since she was very young will hate her. She's afraid that upon returning to the meteor, she'll be met with only hostility, no second chances given. An unwelcome burden to her allies.
She turns her Sight to the void once more, opening her third eye, so to speak. The path "homeward" is clear. A long one, one of many months' travel, but a straightforward one. The threads of choice fray upon arrival, but she can pluck through them in time. The path towards Jade, however, is a frayed mess at the start. A thousand glowing strands, bundled and knotted and impossible to trace. There's too many ways one could go about finding her friends, and she can't quite find their destination in a satisfactory manner. Homeward it is, then.
She heads for her rooftop and deploys one of her methods of traversal - a VERDISOLAR SAIL, an alchemized contraption meant to capture the omnipresent glow of the Green Sun, that vast entity that exists, existed, will exist, before the beginning and after the end of its own birth and death. Some said it was gone, but then there was its glow, its raging heat and fiery mass far away, its solar currents. She doesn't pretend to understand it, outside of "something something, infinite timelines calling for infinite destructions and creations."
She clamps the device to her rooftop, heavy electromagnets gripping the metal in the building's framework. The sail unfurls itself, shimmering hexagons and a glimmer of stars that aren't there reflected in its depth. It looks like a radio antenna with a mystical sail at its peak. She angles it just so, catching the solar winds that she internally calls the Pumpkin Tide, in honor of her Green-Sun gardener friend's ill fated gourds. It billows briefly for a moment, then there's the faintest tug of motion, slowly mounting. She guides the meteor slab around, banking onto a new course. One that, she hopes, will lead her to her goal.
As the fragment begins to move under her guidance, Rose brings up Pesterchum and starts a message to one gardenGnostic. The interpreter finds many of these and asks for some specificity as to secondary multiverse handles. Unfortunately, Jade's handle is unknown, if she had one; so all Rose can do is broadcast and hope it reaches the right one somehow. Still, her fingers shake with nerves as she taps in a message.
tentacleTherapist{teratoTherapist} began pestering gardenGnostic {??} at {??:??}
TT: Jade, if you're out there, it's Rose. I... hope you still remember me after all this time.
TT: I don't know what went awry in our voyage, what nebulous powers conspired to keep us from our fated destination
TT: But I've been looking for you.
TT: Near and far, I've been scouring the ruins of broken timelines in search of new powers to find you, always watching out for you.
TT: ...You were right, you know. I should have listened. If I'd conveyed myself differently, been less petulant
TT: Perhaps things would have unfolded differently, perhaps I would be aboard that ship with you and John, or perhaps we'd all be together in some tertiary Earth.
TT: But who's to say? My Sight looks forward, dwelling backward only brings sorrow.
TT: Though... I'm afraid I must divert from my seeker's path, for a time. The bastion of sanity and stability that I am, even I cannot withstand solitude in the Void forever.
TT: That's not to say I'm giving up the hunt.
TT: Your likely first dose of Lalonde earnestness and candor in many moons: I would go to the very ends of time to locate you. I just... need to recuperate, then the search can continue.
TT: It's my deepest hope that maybe this will be pointless and I'll return to the meteor, just to find you and John and everyone else, living it up all in one place. But if that's not the case, well.
TT: I will find you, Lalonde's honor.
TT: If you get this message, do be in touch, okay? My multiversal handle should be included.
TT: Send John, Davesprite, and Nannasprite my regards, and scratch Jaspers under his chin for me, if you could.
TT: And Jade? Do take care of yourself. Don't... Don't forget that you're missed, and you're so, so loved. To whatever degree you want to interpret that.
TT: I hope to see you soon, Jade. With love,
RL
The Seer sits down beside the sail and balls her fists up, rubbing them against her eyes to grind away the bittersweet tears. She's on her way "home", for better or worse, to arrive by year's end.
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npmjs · 6 years ago
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JavaScript Usage by Industry
We’re continuing our analysis of the results of last winter’s JavaScript Ecosystem Survey, a survey of over 16,000 developers conducted by npm in collaboration with the Node.JS Foundation and the JS Foundation. Our second topic is How JavaScript is used across industries — and, more specifically, how different industries use certain JavaScript tools, frameworks, and practices. To read more about the methodology behind this survey, click here.
We asked about what industry our respondents worked in. 45% of users answered “tech”, revealing an underlying ambiguity in our question. For instance, if you work at Google, do you work at a tech company or an advertising company? What about at Microsoft, which many consider a tech company, but also has advertising and even hardware manufacturing arms? Next time, we’ll ask for more detailed information about industry concentrations.
“We asked about what industry our respondents worked in. The most common answer was “tech” at 45%”
Despite this, we still gathered some good data about how use of JavaScript varies by industry. The top industries were:
finance: 7%
advertising and marketing: 5%
education: 5%
entertainment: 5%
business support and logistics: 4%
healthcare: 4%
retail: 3%
government: 2%
manufacturing: 2%
There were meaningful differences across industries in how and why people use JavaScript. There were also some clear commonalities, not all of which we’re going to mention. But from a statistician’s point of view, the questions where all the industries answered very similarly are useful because it indicates the differences in other questions are “real” and not just random variation.
With 16,000 responses, even the single-digit groups per industry constituted enough data to make meaningful conclusions. We discarded answers from industries with less than 2% responses (i.e. less than 300 individual responses).
JavaScript tools
First, we asked about common tools: bundlers, linters, testing frameworks, transpilers, CSS preprocessors, and more.
Manufacturing across the board uses less of everything — only 51% of manufacturing respondents say they use a testing framework, compared to 75% in finance.
The explanation for this may lie in the answer to another question; “Where does the JavaScript you write run?” 15% of manufacturing developers say their code runs on embedded devices which is twice as much as any other industry. Embedded platforms often have intrinsic transpilers for JS, so you do not need to use your own and have no need for browser-specific optimizations that most of these tools provide.
“Manufacturing across the board uses less of everything — only 51% of manufacturing respondents say they use a testing framework, compared to 75% in finance.”
Put another way: hardware isn’t a browser. This view of manufacturing respondents is backed up by another question, in which 31% of manufacturing respondents say their code is put to use in IoT (Internet of Things). No other industry gets above double digits for that answer. This makes manufacturing an interesting set of answers across the board, as we’ll see.
Finance, on the other hand, uses everything the most. They are the most likely to use a bundler, second-most likely to use a linter (after healthcare), most likely to test, second-most likely to use a web framework (after retail), most likely to use a transpiler, and second-most likely to use a CSS preprocessor (after advertising). Finance just does all the things.
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JavaScript frameworks
We’ve examined the popularity of JavaScript frameworks in the past. Our survey data provides another view into these preferences, and the results are enlightening.
Angular was a fairly popular choice across all industries, but strongest in finance. Developers in entertainment were the least likely to use Angular, their strongest preference being for React (65%).
React was the most popular framework in the survey overall, though with strong variations by industry. As mentioned, 65% of developers in entertainment chose it, but that fell to 46% in government and 38% in manufacturing. Manufacturing’s strongest choice for a framework was jQuery (52%), suggesting the industry is a late adopter. Government also had jQuery as its top pick at 52%.
Around 20% of developers in most industries reported using Vue, though it was notably more popular in advertising, with 34% of developers reporting it there.
“We also asked developers how they made decisions about choosing frameworks. Big majorities (60-90%) in every industry reported things like support, features, and stability being important, with little variation.”
Ember did not get a lot of mention from our respondents, with an average of 4% of developers reporting that they used it. Also in this range were Preact (5%), Hapi (5%), Next.js (5%), and Meteor (5%).
A surprisingly popular choice was Electron, which is obviously not a web framework at all but we included in our options. More than 20% of developers in every industry reported using Electron for some projects.
We also asked developers how they made decisions about choosing frameworks. Big majorities (60-90%) in every industry reported things like support, features, and stability being important, with little variation. Security was the lowest ranked concern for frameworks, averaging only 25%, though finance was most concerned at 30%. We’ll go more into attitudes to security later in this post.
Language choices
Obviously everybody in the survey uses JavaScript, but lots of respondents use another primary language as their back-end choice and there were noticeable variations by category.
Python was the choice of the unemployed. This sounds unflattering, but thanks to a poorly-phrased question on our part, the “unemployed” category includes people in full time education. Their questions (such as what level of schooling the respondent had completed) lend weight to the idea that the unemployed category was full of people who are still in school, so we believe Python is popular in education.
Java was the choice of the finance industry by quite a margin—41% versus 27% for the second most popular language in finance, .NET.
PHP was the choice of the advertising industry, again by a huge margin — 49% to 26% for Python, the second most popular. Why advertising companies choose PHP is unclear to us, but PHP is popular with advertising agencies putting together micro-sites. Furthermore, a question about company size showed that over 50% of advertising respondents worked at small companies (less than 50 people), so this category is probably dominated by small shops putting together these sorts of sites.
Our poorly-chosen “.NET” category (not really a language) was no industry’s first choice. Its strongest showing was in the manufacturing category at 33%, a very close second to Python at 34%. However, because we didn’t pick out C# and F# separately, it’s possible these results are skewed by people who use those languages, but don’t use .NET.
Ruby is a relatively unpopular option across all our respondents, chosen by less than 13% in all cases. Its weakest showing was in manufacturing, where only 3% chose it, and its strongest in education, where 13% did.
C and C++ were unsurprisingly most popular in the hardware-dominated manufacturing industry, at 9% and 18% of respondents respectively. C++ was more popular than C across the board. The retail industry is the least fond of C++, with only 4% of respondents reporting using it.
We also polled on Go, Swift, and Rust. Go was about 10% usage across the board, Swift was 3-5%, and Rust about 3% except in manufacturing, where it hit 7%.
Why do you choose JavaScript?
In general, people are pretty clear why they choose JavaScript: the huge ecosystem of libraries. An academic study of the same topic in 2013, An Empirical Analysis of Programming Language Choices (Meyerovich and Rabkin, 2013) exhaustively researched what makes developers choose programming languages and it reached the same conclusion. It’s not controversial to conclude that the modules in the npm registry are a major reason people choose JavaScript. However, people cited a number of other reasons and there were notable variations by industry.
Respondents who say they work in government were the least likely to report that they chose JavaScript for productivity gains, with only 51% saying so versus 60% in the finance industry, where this belief is strongest. Instead, government was most likely to believe that using JavaScript gave them performance gains: 31% of government respondents cite this, while in most other industries only 20-21% said this.
The advertising industry is the one most likely to say that developer satisfaction is a reason they choose to use JavaScript, with 50% of respondents saying so. This is notable since the advertising industry has a lot of PHP developers, and as we’ll see in a future analysis based on programming language choices, high satisfaction with JavaScript is a characteristic shared by most PHP developers.
“Across every industry, solid majorities (more than 90% in every case) expected to use JavaScript more or about the same amount as they had previously in the next 12 months.”
Cost savings as a reason for choosing JavaScript were most cited by respondents who work in finance (41%). This seems pretty logical, as finance is an industry that presumably can be relied upon to think of the costs of things.
The entertainment industry was the most likely to cite the size of the developer pool (41%) while the retail industry was most likely to say the ease of on-boarding new developers (40%) was their reason for choosing JavaScript. While JavaScript has a big pool of developers and we think on-boarding developers in JavaScript is pretty easy, it’s unclear why these industries in particular would note those advantages.
Finally, some people don’t get to choose what programming language they work in. This number was highest in government, at 21%.
Across every industry, solid majorities (more than 90% in every case) expected to use JavaScript more or about the same amount as they had previously in the next 12 months.
Attitudes to security
npm is making a big push to improve the security of the modules in the registry in 2018, so we asked our users about their attitudes toward security. You can see our previous post for a deeper analysis of attitudes to security, but there are some interesting variations by industry.
Firstly, everyone is concerned about the security of the code they write (87-90%) and of the open source code they use (73-79%). Developers who work in tech were the most likely to be concerned, but there wasn’t a lot of variation.
Majorities in every industry reported that they were dissatisfied with current methods of evaluating the security of code (51-60%). Advertising and entertainment were the most likely to say they were dissatisfied with available methods.
“Firstly, everyone is concerned about the security of the code they write (87-90%) and of the open source code they use (73-79%). Developers who work in tech were the most likely to be concerned, but there wasn’t a lot of variation.”
A whopping 90% of people working in education (non-students) were likely to be concerned about the quality of the code they wrote themselves. This was an interesting result as they were also the industry most likely to say they were doing nothing at all to assess security (33%):
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The industry most likely to be actively doing something about security is the finance industry. They were the group most likely to participate in code reviews (81%), most likely to have external audits of their code (30%), and the most likely to be using automated scans of their code (52%). The tech industry was a close second to finance in all of these answers.
Private code
We explored the ways developers use and store private code.
Everybody reports having private code and GitHub is an extremely popular place to store it — 93% of the advertising industry report using it, with most industries in the high 80’s. Manufacturing was an outlier here, with only 75% of developers saying they used GitHub. We thought this was a strange result, but it was consistent; when asked how they discovered packages, developers in manufacturing were also the least likely to report using GitHub (14% versus 20% for other groups).
Developers also store private npm packages. Across all industries, about a third of developers said they had created private npm packages. However, their reasons for doing so varied.
“However, by far the most popular reason for everyone using private packages was the most obvious: the packages contain private IP. Majorities from 65% in education to 91% in manufacturing reported this as a reason for creating private npm packages.”
Developers sometimes use private modules to hold test projects which aren’t ready for release. This practice varies widely across industries, with 23% of developers in education saying they do this but only 8% in retail.
More common was keeping code private for release as open source later. Education was likely to do this, with 27% saying so, and government employees following close behind at 25%. Healthcare developers, who reported less engagement with open source, were the least likely to report this as a reason, at 9%.
A big reason for everyone to keep private packages was re-use by their co-workers — including majorities from 53% in finance and 67% in retail.
However, by far the biggest reason for everyone using private packages was the most obvious: the packages contain private IP. Majorities from 65% in education to 91% in manufacturing reported this as a reason for creating private npm packages.
Testing
Finally, we explored attitudes toward testing across the industries.
In keeping with its answers in every other category, finance was the most likely to report that they use a testing framework (88%). Government and manufacturing developers on the other hand were the least likely to use a testing framework, with only 68% of developers in both industries saying so.
Across every industry, the most popular testing framework choice was Mocha (50%), followed by Jasmine (33%) and Jest (19%). Unlike web framework choices, there was less variation between the popularity of testing frameworks across industries.
Conclusions
There were some fascinating differences across the industries. The advertising and entertainment industries often found themselves paired together in terms of practices. Finance was cautious and security-focused. Government and manufacturing were mostly on the opposite end of that scale, with lower reported use of best practices and modern tooling. Whether you’re in these industries or building products for developers in these industries, we hope these results help you get a better sense of the broader universe of JavaScript developers.
Thanks to everyone who took the survey. We’ll be providing more analysis in the near future, so stay tuned!
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Dc+Marvel Character Fusions by RobertMacQuarrie1 Part 4
31. Namor + Black Adam= The Black Prince
Centuries ago, Prince Namor ruled the kingdom of Atlantis with a firm yet honorable hand. Renowned for both his skills as a warrior and as a just ruler, it was these qualities that he was chosen by the wizard Shazam to serve as his champion. Imbued with incredible magical energy, Namor's incredible power was magnified a thousand fold. Initially, Namor used his powers wisely and justly. But soon the power began to corrupt Namor, as he soon believed the best way to bring peace to the land was to use his powers to lead the armies of Atlantis to conquer the world. With Namor leading the way, the armies of Atlantis cut a bloody swath across the land, decimating entire nations. Soon, Namor became known as "The Black Prince," and civilizations began to fear his name. Eventually, the wizard Shazam intervened, and punished Namor and his kingdom for abusing his gifts. Shazam used his incredible might to sink Atlantis beneath the waves, while imprisoning Namor in a crystal sarcophagus deep beneath the ocean, hoping to teach the Black Prince humility and to respect the powers at his command. However, Shazam's punishment had the opposite effect, making Namor even more twisted and cruel. And when the Black Prince was accidentally revived by undersea explorers in the modern age, Namor swore to use his incredible might to conquer the world and restore the majesty of Atlantis to it's former glory.
32. Punisher + Deadshot = Deathwish
Floyd Castle was a former mercenary who gave up his former life when he fell in love. Marrying the love of his life, Floyd became a doting husband and eventual loving father. However, Floyd's life was changed forever when he and his family were caught in a crossfire of a political assassination, with only Floyd surviving. Enraged that the killer was to avoid punishment for his crimes due to his political connections, Floyd repurposed his old mercenary gear and became the bounty hunter known as Deathwish in order to hunt down the criminals out of the normal reach of the law. His name has a double meaning, however, as Floyd secretly wishes his time on earth to be over, so he can see his family again, caring little whether he lives or dies. Taking any job, as long as it allows him to eliminate the "right people," Deathwish cuts a bloody swath of destruction across the criminal underworld in any part of the world.
33. Deadpool + Harley Quinn = Jester
Harlene Wilson was a promising- if naive and gullible- scientist, working under the charismatic Dr. Killbrew. Harlene fell in love with Killbrew, never realizing that he didn't reciprocate her interest and was only using her for his own ends. When Harlene contracted an untreatable form of cancer, Killbrew manipulated her into being a guinea pig for his experiments with cellular regeneration, using the cells culled from the mutant Deathclaw. Killbrew had no intention of curing Harlene, but he hoped to learn from the experimentation on her form to further his research. His treatment on Harley ravaged her body and destroyed her mind, causing her to break from reality in order to cope with the pain. Finding out about Killbrew's betrayal of her trust, Harlene broke out of captivity and slew Killbrew in a rage. With her newfound abilities and a powerful healing factor, Harlene took up the identity of the Jester, becoming a merc for hire, figuring that if the world was one big joke, she might as well look the part.
34. The Leader + Hector Hammond = Hector Sterns
Hector Sterns was just an ordinary janitor of slightly low intelligence working at a government lab. Jealous of all the intelligent scientists working above him and secretly believing they were mocking him behind his back, Hector yearned for power to show up all he believed wronged him. He got his wish when he was exposed to a strange meteor that was brought to the lab he worked at for study. Hearing that the meteor had strange mutagenic properties, Hector broke into the storage chamber and exposed himself to the gamma radiation emitting from the stone under the hopes that it would grant him incredible powers. Hector got his wish, in that he developed increased intelligence and amazing telekinetic and telepathic abilities. However, it came at a horrible cost, as it caused him cranium to swell to a massive size, while atrophying his muscles and bones. He was gifted with a genius level intellect and powerful mental abilities, but at the cost of his physical form. But along with his mind, Sterns' ambition also increased. Now, simple revenge would not be enough to satiate him. Sterns wished to rule the world, and turned his incredible intellect towards that task. So far, only the might Orca has been able to halt his plans, pitting his brawn and Sterns' incredible brain.
35. Nova + Firestorm = Sunstorm
Travelling through space, a dying alien from the Nova Corps was searching for a suitable being to inherit his incredible abilities and take up his role of protecting his sector of space. Coming across Earth, the alien was met with a dilemma- he could not find one being who fit the specific requirements needed to inherit and use his abilities. The alien did find two people who had some of the traits he was looking for. Richard Raymond had the spirit to wield the powers of the Nova corp, and was a perfect physical specimen, but he did not have the discipline nor the intelligence. Dr. Martin Rider had the vast intellect and maturity to handle the powers, but was physically weak. Left with no choice, the alien made a desperate gambit, choosing to merge Richard Raymond and Martin Rider into one form, using the strongest elements from both- Richard's body and Martin's mind. Coming to term with their merging, the duo christened themselves Sunstorm, taking up their alien benefactor's mission to protect the solar system, using their newfound abilities of flight, super strength and the ability to alter the molecular makeup of any inorganic object.
36. Hawkeye + Booster Gold = Goldeneye Mockingbird + Blue Beetle = Bluebird
Clint Carter was born in the 25th century to a group of carnival performers. He had honed his natural abilities to become an incredible archer. However, in his time period, the common citizens weren't interested in stuntmen and feats of physical strength anymore, and were more interested in the popular holo-vids. Seeking fame and fortune, Goldeneye decided to head back to the 20th century to wow the audiences with his abilities. However, Clint landed late in the 21st century, where archery skills weren't as highly regarded as they once were. However, Clint decided to stay in this time frame and use his archery skills along with his futuristic technology to become a superhero, taking on the name and identity of Goldeneye. While initially using his abilities for fame and fortune, Clint eventually evolved into a true- albeit flawed- hero.
Bobbi Kord was a genius inventor and agent of SHIELD. When she was passed over for field work, she quit the agency and returned to head Kord Industries. Bobbi combined her combat training along with the resources of Kord Industries to develop a wide arsenal of crime fighting tools, and took up the identity of the Bluebird. She served as a solo adventurer for a while before eventually meeting up with Goldeneye. The two became crimefighting duo and eventually lovers, being partners both on and off the field.
37. Apocalypse + Vandal Savage = Vandal Sa'Vag Nur
The being who would become known as Vandal Sa'Vag Nur began life as an ordinary caveman. Brutal by even the standards of that more savage age, Vandal was cast out from his clan and became a nomad. His entire existence changed the day he investigated the site of what seemed to be a meteorite. In reality, it was the remains of a destroyed Celestial starship. Coming into contact with it, Vandal was exposed to the alien technologies and transformed. Wrapped in a life sustaining coccon, the ship slowly changed Vandal over the course centuries, eventually emerging into Ancient Egypt where he gained his name- Vandal Sa'Vag Nur. Transformed into a being of incredible power, Vandal realized the alien machine transformed him in order to improve the world and make it stronger and better than it was before. However, Vandal interpreted this directive as that the only way the world can improve is through struggle and conquest. By knocking down what came before in order for the world to build a better society in its' place. From that point on, Vandal would use his newfound might to topple civilizations and bring ruin and destruction to the world, under the belief that only the strong could survive, often returning to the same alien cocoon that birthed his new form to slumber for centuries between his conquests. Now, he has awoken in the modern day, and plans to once again destroy civilization as a whole in order for the weak to be weeded out and for the strong to survive. And in this new age of heroes, Vandal believes that with this new breed of humanity, it is the perfect opportunity to wipe the slate clean of humanity and populate the world with living Gods.
38. Arcade + The Riddler = The Gamemaster
Edward R. Cade was a spoiled brat of a wealthy New Gotham couple who grew up loving puzzles and games. The only thing that Edward loved more, however, was murder. After killing his parents to inherit their wealth at a young age, Edward dedicated his fortune in order create the most gruesome and imaginative murders possible. He enjoyed spending his fortune creating elaborate deathtraps to lure his victims into. His puzzles and mazes would be filled with lethal traps and consequences, but he always prided himself on playing "fair."  If his victims solved his puzzles or escaped his mazes with their lives intact, he would let them go, no questions asked. Eventually, Edward- now calling himself the Gamemaster- solicited his services as a master assassin to wealthy clients around the world, under the condition that he is allowed to dispose of his targets his way. With this new source of revenue, the Gamemaster set up "Murderworld" amusement parks all over the world. His actions, however, would eventually draw the attention of many superheroes who would either be caught up or try to stop his insane schemes. The Gamemaster doesn't mind, however, as superheroes are just a new challenge for him to refine his skills and come up with even more creative puzzles and games to eliminate his foes.
39. Ghost Rider + Demon = Demon Rider
In medieval Camelot, Sir Jason Blood was one of the most noble Knights of the Round Table. When his son was stricken ill, however, Sir Jason turned to the dark arts in order to find a way to save him. Summoning a powerful demon, Jason pledged his soul to find a way to save his son. The demon agreed, curing Jason's son of his ailment. However, Jason was later betrayed, in that while his son was cured, the demon arranged it so that he would later die from accident while riding a horse. Calling upon his payment, Jason was bonded with a powerful demon called Zarathigan, transforming him into a mindless, savage monstrosity who then proceeded to ravage the kingdom. Jason's rampage came to a end when the wizard Merlin cast a spell to separate Zarathigan from Jason, transforming Jason back to normal. However, Merlin's spell could not completely sever the tie, only weaken it, as Jason's bloodline would forever be tainted with Demon blood. And some day, a future generation would one day again be bonded to Zarathigan and once again be transformed into a powerful demon. That day came centuries later when Sir Jason's descendant, Jason Blaze, would be transformed on his 18th birthday and once again be bonded with Zarathigan. But having never pledged his soul to the darkness, Jason Blaze still retains some control over Zarathigan's bloodlust.  As such, Jason Blaze uses his newfound powers as the Demon Rider to avenge the innocent and wage war on evil, while struggling to control the demon within.
40. Psylocke + Huntress = Mindhunter
Helena Braddock was the daughter of a notable crime boss in New Gotham. Under siege by other mobsters, Helena's father turned to the mystical sect known as the League of the Hand for help. The League agreed to wipe out his enemies, but for a price- he would turn his daughter over to them. Helena's father agreed, and she was taken by the League and trained to become their greatest assassin. Undergoing a brutal regime to make her into one of the greatest warriors on the planet, the League also tried to transform Helena mystically, to give her even greater power. Their efforts paid off, and Helena's latent mutant abilities were activated, granting her incredible psionic powers. The League trained her to refine her powers, eventually allowing her to focus her telepathic abilities into her Psionic Knife, the focused totality of all her telepathic abilities. However, Helena was never loyal to the League, filled with a burning hatred for both them and her father.  After a decade of training, Helena broke free of her captivity, slaying her captors, and returned to New Gotham to avenge herself on her father and his organization. Now, as Mindhunter, she wages a brutal war against the criminals who take advantage of the innocent, and isn't afraid to use lethal measures to end a threat.
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Essential Avengers: Avengers #153: “Home is the Hero!”
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November, 1976
Since I’m typing this while sick, I can’t really figure out if that title makes no sense or what. I know all the words but in that order its like whaaaaat.
There’s actually a number of things going on here that don’t really mesh well with ill loopiness.
But first, the cover.
The Avengers sure are getting their asses kicked by an elderly man with heart troubles.
Earth’s Mightiest Heroes!
Actually its kind of weird how easy it is to solo the Avengers if the plot says so. Grim Reaper managed it. The Whizzer is managing it. Orka, the man dressed as the whale that isn’t a whale managed it. Ant-Man will manage it soon. They’re kind of a paper tiger sometimes. Just crumbling before the right single individual.
But its hard to come out with a fresh new story every month, probably.
Also, Jack Kirby cover! And tiny judgemental Vision has changed his pose! It truly is a brand new day!
Anyway.
We start off with Scarlet Witch flying towards the ruins of the Brand Corporation.
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Right off the bat, something is amiss.
Scarlet Witch cannot usually fly.
Apparently, this was later retconned as Wanda using an experimental “flying belt” which I guess she was wearing under her leotard. Not a strong early showing for the new creative team, I’ll tell you that.
I think the bare minimum for writing on a comic should be knowing the characters you’re going to be writing.
Although, y’know, its weird that the Avengers didn’t invest in experimental flying belts or flight rings or whatever for their non-flying members. It would save a heap of trouble and they have Tony Stark, right there.
Wonder Man gets a flight belt of sorts later but since its rocket powered and he can only use it because he has an invincible hiney, its not really suitable for the rest of the team.
So okay, Scarlet Witch has returned to the remains of the Brand Corporation which isn’t a crime scene or cordoned off or anything. Ffs, Marvel law enforcement.
When suddenly, a laser ZAMM!s her, causing her to plummet to the ground, her flight belt that she totally has shorted out or something.
Thinking quick, she turns the ground to water to soften her fall but she still gets the wind knocked out of her.
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She also happens to land right next to the Serpent Crown, which she is apparently here for. Maybe she’s still subconsciously manipulating probabilities because that’s dang lucky.
Or perhaps darn unlucky. She landed next to the thing but someone shot her out of the sky and after that fall, she’s in no shape to fight whoever is the laser wielding person.
Unsurprise, its the Living Laser.
He’s the worst.
Anyway, he takes his time to gloat about how cool he is. Y’know, just villain things.
But he’s here to take the Serpent Crown. A gaudy hat like that will go wonders with his garish outfit.
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How the hell did the Avengers just forget the artifact of doom that they stole from another world?!
Anyway, Living Laser is not like those other villains. Instead of leaving while the hero is helpless, he’s just going to kill her now on the off chance she might become a problem.
So something has to get in the way if his own stupidity won’t.
The Brand private army charges forward to attack Scarlet Witch, recognizing her as one of the Avengers that busted up the place.
Living Laser blasts some of them and then decides to completely forget about Scarlet Witch and laser teleport away. Thanks, laser inattentiveness!
Meanwhile, the rest of the Avengers return from New Orleans in the Quinjet, raising so many questions. Did Scarlet Witch fly all the way to New York with the experimental flying belt that she somehow got between issues? Why not just catch a ride most of the way with the Avengers since they were headed the same way?
This Is Something I Have To Do Myself is a cursed trope, constantly vexing me.
Anyway. The Avengers return. And have to go into their mansion through the back door because there’s still a big mob of lookie-loos and newspeeps at the front door. Even though Jarvis kicked them off the property last issue.
You need to work on your follow-through, Jarvis.
But here’s a thing: over the past several hours, Wonder Man’s heartbeat has been getting stronger. He’s coming back to life, maybe!
Oh and Jarvis shows up and implies why he didn’t finish tossing out the nosy mob. The Avengers had a guest show up while they were out and Jarvis deposited him in the sitting room to await their return.
Its Bob Frank, the Whizzer (But not the Squadron Sinisterpreme one. The All-Winners Squad and Liberty Legion one). And he specifically wants to see Vision.
Apparently the Whizzer disappeared after Quicksilver and Crystal’s wedding and Wanda and Vision worried after him. They even thought him dead. Not enough to ever bring it up or go searching for him on panel. But they were worried, on the inside.
But Whizzer didn’t come to wallow in self-pity or explain what he’s been up to. He’s come to check on Wanda, because of that broadcast that implied she might leave the Avengers. Remember? From #151?
Vision confides that Wanda temporarily left him and the Avengers the previous night on a journey of self-understanding and wishes to be alone.
And then someone shines a laser in Bob Frank’s eye and instead of going blind, all hell breaks loose.
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The Whizzer goes wild and BOM!s Vision. He also forgot who Vision was and what they were talking about.
Wouldn’t it be terrifying for someone with superpowers to get dementia?
That’s not going on here and frankly I’ll express my doubts at the ability of the Avengers book to handle the subject with the tact and respect required. But the thought occurred to me.
Thank god for sliding time scales, I guess.
Anyway, Vision was BOM!’d unconscious and Whizzer whizzes off as if searching for something.
But finds Captain America, Beast, and Iron Man, who came to investigate that BOM!.
Cap throws his mighty shield but Whizzer, he does not yield. I’m calling into question his patriotism.
Whizzer calls Cap Isbisa, accuses him of wanting to take over the world and then WHAM!s Iron Man hard while Beast cannonballs out of the way, spouting witticisms.
Cap tries to talk Whizzer down but Whizzer spins him right round until he corkscrews up and into the ceiling. Like. INTO the ceiling. As in, its a surprise Cap has any skull left.
And then we reach a short impasse of sorts. Whizzer is moving too fast for Beast to do much to. The guy is freaked out and apparently hypnotized to boot. But Beast is acrobatic enough that Whizzer is maybe too fast to catch him? If that makes sense?
So instead he uses brains. He runs at and bounces off the wall so hard that part of the ceiling collapses, burying Beast.
Quicksilver could learn a lot from this guy, as far as purposefully running into walls goes.
And with no one left to fight, Whizzer’s head clears a little. Its not the forties at all. And then he hears a buzzing and suddenly his head feels like its splitting apart from pain.
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And then he passes out.
Because apparently Yellowjacket and the Wasp had flown inside his ear and shot his ear drums.
Clever of them to not just join the fight and instead wait until everyone else got punched.
Eighteen minutes of off-screen action and the two size-changing heroes manage to scrape together the other three. Beast is conscripted to carry Whizzer to the lab.
Beast: “Since when was I elected donkey for this troop?”
Vision: “In many ways, you are our strongest member, Hank McCoy -- and thus, you may sometimes be unduly burdened.”
I call shenanigans on that. You’re just hazing the new guy, aren’t you?
But while everyone was either getting beaten up by the Whizzer or flying inside his ears, Wonder Man vanished. And not only that, someone wrecked up the lab where they left him.
It almost feels as if the whole thing with the Whizzer was some kind of distraction?
Anyway, Wonder Man stumbles out the side exit of the mansion because its a mansion and can have more than two exists. And some of the lookie-loos spot him and recognize him as Wonder Man.
They immediately get right up in his personal space, grabbing at him and begging for souvenirs.
And Simon Williams, aka Wonder Man, is not really up to speed yet. He’s running in safe mode, as it were. Because he acts on instinct to being mobbed and smacks away the crowd and then absconds.
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And the narration notes that at this point he’s almost moving like a normal living person, with none of the stiffness of a zuvembie. Also, gone is the blank expressionless stare ALTHOUGH HOW YOU COULD TELL THAT THROUGH THE VISOR IS BEYOND ME, CREATIVE TEAM.
So, yeah. Remember how we left Scarlet Witch at Brand?
Yeah, she’s still there. And still being accosted by the Brand private army that doesn’t know that their bosses have all been arrested and they are probably unemployed.
She doesn’t even bother telling them either. Just dismisses them as frozen in blind obedience and immediately starts scarlet witching at them.
And then becomes frightened of the violence that her powers can cause, which seems like a step back for her, possibly. Not the sort of way her character was going under Englehart, is the feeling I get. Where she ripped a meteor from heaven and exulted in it. And now she gets frightened because she made the ground shake a little.
Oh, and then she gets shot.
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One of the Brand punks she knocked down was playing possum, grabbed a gun and managed to get her in the shoulder.
Scarlet Witch decides to leave this pointless fight and warn the Avengers about the Living Laser and the Serpent Crown.
Now back to Wonder Man, already in progress.
The resurrected or whatever Wonder Man has been wandering the streets of Yorktown but finds himself drawn to a bright light down a particular street.
And a figure appears in that bright light.
AHHHHHH WONDER MAN IS BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
Oh. Oh. No, its Living Laser.
Anyway, he says he mentally commanded Wonder Man to come here to become his slave. And he also shot the Whizzer to hallucinate that the Avengers were enemies by shooting him in the eye with a laser. Which presumably was a distraction so that he could mentally command Wonder Man to wreck the lab and leave the mansion.
It’s all coming together.
Living Laser now has improved laser powers (possibly even laser willpower), the Serpent Crown, and Wonder Man as muscle.
Oh and Living Laser wasn’t the one who resurrected Wonder Man either. He considers it an unimportant mystery that might amuse him to solve one day.
We getting a lot of red herrings on our way through this mystery.
So while Living Laser proceeds with another brilliant part of his master plan of awesomeness, he commands Wonder Man to seek out and destroy the Avengers!
If they’re fighting and being killed by Wonder Man, they can’t interfere. Its genius.
And Wonder Man agrees.
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“THE AVENGERS MUST BE DESTROYED!”
Geez. Think for yourself you holly jolly idiot.
We have a letters column again this time. Do people care about the letters column from decades ago? I kind of find it interesting in a pinhole snapshot kind of way.
Someone complains about the amount of reprinted material in #150, which I’m right there for. Another person complains about taking Thor out of the Avengers saying they wouldn’t be the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes without him (the Kooky Quartet weeps), instead suggesting that a character who hasn’t been in the line-up so long be removed. Which would be... probably only Beast? Everyone else has been around a long time, even during times when Thor was off the team.
Whoever answers these letters invites readers to send in their opinions for a Thor vs No Thor poll. Might be interesting, if its included in the Marvel Unlimited version.
Next time: this story concludes in a Giant-Size Avengers. Give all your money to Marvel. Consume. Obey. Obey the Serpent Crown.
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