#it's not cisformers

[dragqueenstarscream]

In Transformers is there the possibility of a bot changing gender?

from what i remember, most, if not all, of the female bots in the idw comics are trans, since they're a normally monogender species. so there's that.

apart from that, i think we actually got our first openly trans character in the shows with earthspark! nightshade is nonbinary and uses they/them, which i think is pretty cool.

[istherewifiinhell]

i needed to go to my emotional regulation happy place. knowing things. identifying things. listings things. vandalizing images. hopefully being funny about it

this is quick and dirty annotations. emphasis on both. of the video. i didnt wiki anything i didnt google anything i looked at a screenshot on my phone to get one song lyric right. this is for enjoyment, in jokes, and flexing purposes only. okay crazy kids.

i didnt grab anything that was either. uninterestingly obvious (bunch of vehicons. single character) too fast animation to be worth capping. or had too many things i wouldnt know cause. counter productive. OKAYYYYY YAY. thanks to the vid uploader even if it was only 720p

no id yet maybe later sorry

UHHH LAST IMAGE HAS LIKE. the only things its even possible to spoil for tf. if anyone cares. like. dgjfdhgfjd literally. cause i annotated it. yeah. yeah. WATCH OUT.

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-couldnt fix the leo/lio type by the time i spotted it

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"dick measuring contest"

"aligned continuity"

(qw.antz voice) damn thats a cool way to make new transformers/j

no serious is that guy from tfv:zone or what. its the only think i can think of that would have a guy that looks like that. that i wouldnt FUCKING REMEMBER. who ARE U

okay heres the spoiler one. watch out.

yassifcation

- "kojis family i forgot the name. rid.01" yes if i could remember the doctors dads name i would know. but i dont. so i cant. thats kojis dad idk what to tell u. i also have no idea why their here. not nearly the icon status as the rest lol. human biological familys only club? well. true enough kickers would be worse. fuck that guys dad for real.

WATCH OUT

okay if you like.

-"realest ONE there ever was." cant change that now its there forever.

if u gave me a modicum more thinking i could remember VPs son thing. but i dont. so i cant. well all im saying is 2 characters look hotter than everyone else on this page u decide which ones. its important to serve cunt as u go.

[lednet-sorrow-au-blog]

Erm- I forgot to say this ever since I found out the names of the 13 primes(I do not do my research well-)

NEXUS PRIME BROS BROS

And his cousin relative/silly/hj

I should make Nexus as a cybertronian.....With his tilts- Woah wait how do I draw the chassic I meant-

[darlsbardlife]

Rip Megatron you would have loved Greek Life

[spidermanifested]

elon musk right now

[aprilpowered]

Drew an Arcee! She's young and full of excitement and solves all her problems with love and violence.

She can throw her back wheel like a chakram, has kind of a Starfire personality.

[pcktknife]

mmmm transgender transformers :o)

as they should be :o)

[asmoteeth]

"I made this to offend you--" and I think she's so camp actually so thank you

[howdoyoudothedew]

all transformers are trans. thats why theyre transformers

[naupactus]

iirc arcee had to bw trangsender so that the writers could fix simon Fucking furman's weird transmysoginistic and also normal mysoginistic writing in which ahe had been experimented on against her will to "introduce gender to their species". so in reality she isnt trans vecause of a Woke thing its the opposite and they had to woke it up to fix it. so whoever made that tweet is also wrong

[rawnii]

THE WAY I GUFFAWED AT THIS—

Tweet of the year

[istherewifiinhell]

AINT NO FUCKING WAY they referenced the Supergod Masterforce DEAD DOG in the fucking studio trigger 40 years of transformers animation.

[spidermanifested]

today i went to go see transformers one, And. i feel somewhat bad about this because every single one of my transformers friends seemed to love it. however i was not super impressed

which, if you liked it im glad you had fun & feel free to chalk some of my gripes up to me being pretentious about movies. but if you want to know my thoughts in more detail im putting them under a cut because a) spoilers and b) lot of words

so number one, the main thing, is that while it didnt follow the formula Exactly (orion was the one gunning to rebel from the get-go while megatron was initially really wary about stepping out of line) its still one of those "villain revolts against a corrupt system but goes TOO FAR" stories. which, yes thats what megatrons backstory usually is. yes i expected this going in

But did they have to code him as black via voice actor and pit him against a saintly nonviolent counterpart voiced by fucking chris hemsworth .

like this is the third time in the past couple years ive watched a new thing and everyones gushing over it and im like oh cool and i watch it, and the villain is a black coded (nonhuman!!) guy whos Too Mad about systemic injustice and has to be stopped by the noble liberal pacifists. it happened in live action one piece it happened in the tmnt movie and it has happened once again in transformers one!!! and EVERY single time i look through the tags to see if anyones talking about it and guess what. They are not

i cannot take even remotely seriously the in universe pearl clutching about megatron killing one (1) super evil guy. in general, sure, but mainly after watching bumblebee literally cut people into little pieces with knives on screen??????!!¿like im sorry but you cant act like megatron would be doing some horrible bad irredeemable thing by assassinating a corrupt head of state and then say okay 🤗 heres my new bffsie the knife murderer. Be real with me right now

aside from this i simply found the script to be extremely repetitive simplistic and marvelbrained. too much cheap shoehorned 2013-youtube-parody-grade humor. to which you the reader might turn to me and say manfred, you sound like a snob and the movie is for kids! the dialogue has to be simple or kids wont know whats going on. And to which i say first of all, it is my god given right to be a snob, and second of all this movie has swears in it such as hell and damn and badass, the latter of which is repeated upwards of thrice in a joke that gets less and less funny every time, and i think that MAYBE any child who is old enough to hear curse words, is old enough to understand SUBTEXT

at least it looked nice, animation was good, set design was crazy good. the little cyber deers with the light up antlers were genius, whoever came up with those was bringing their whole pussy to work. still dont like that they gave the robots human lips. optimus prime i am not going to kiss you put tjose things away

[couchnapping]

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

[she-toadmask]

God bless Gamechamp

[pockyfr0g]

screw you *untranses your formers*

idk i saw some human designs so i wanted to make my own for the tfp crew lmao

edit: someone rebloged with the tag "cisformers" and I haven't been the same since (THANK YOU IT MADE MY DAY)