#it's not black it's dark heather charcoal

[bluedestinybluebird]

This Barbie is dressed like she's ready for the mass extinction event (while being ready for the pinkest premiere of the year)

[hesherehesthere]

shopping tripppp 🛍️

+bonus roy ‘i already own a black tshirt and jeans’ kent

[andyridgeley]

roy kent is always like

[writerthreads]

SYNONYMS FOR COLOURS

Red (and versions of it): cardinal, coral, crimson, flaming, glowing, maroon, rose, blooming, blush, brick, burgundy, carmine, cerise, cherry, ruby, salmon (requires more detail, ie. "salmon pink"), mahogany (reddish-brown), wine

Orange: tangerine, apricot, coral, amber, rust, salmon, peach, burnt sienna, sunset, blush, turmeric (orangey-yellow), marigold, carrot, marmalade, cantaloupe

Yellow: marigold, sunflower, amber, gold, lemon, canary, mustard, daffodil, saffron, blonde, butter, honey, maize, flaxen, topaz, cream, chartreuse, buttercup, primrose, corn

Green: emerald, olive, jade, lime, mint, forest, sage, moss, grass fern, dark, kelp, seafoam, shamrock, olive, evergreen, lettuce, cyan, turquoise, swamp, apple, honeydew, frog

Blue: aquamarine, aqua, ice, blueberry, Caribbean, teal, navy, azure, sky, cobalt, indigo, sapphire, royal, denim, periwinkle, lapis, electric (+blue), midnight, baby blue, bluebell

Purple: royal, violet, indigo, beet, lavender, hyacinth, plum, magenta, periwinkle, grape, lilac, iris, mauve, amethyst, orchid, fuchsia, heather

White: cotton, cream, almond, pearlish, bleached, ashen, ivory, snow, pearl, milk, chalk, silver, alabaster, marble, cotton, eggshell

Black: ebony, jet, coal, onyx, raven, charcoal, ink, sable, obsidian, midnight, caviar, soot, licorice

[jamietwat]

Roy being offended that Nate doesn’t realize his shirt is dark heather charcoal and not black is the EXACT same vibe as Jamie being upset that people think his hair is blond instead of walnut mist but Roy would have a meltdown if anyone dared to point that out to him

[roykentschesthair]

I just feel like Jamie would move in with Roy before they ever start dating. Before they even realize that a majority source of their tension is romantic/sexual. First it just makes sense that Jamie comes in after their early morning practice, he needs to eat and Lord knows he can’t cook, but Roy can, and he knows his dietary guidelines and he has a shower and yes it’s only two-in-one shampoo, but he doesn’t need all that fancy shit, just go shower!

But Jamie brings a bag of toiletries the next morning because he’s not subjecting his beautiful hair to that monstrosity again, and then it only makes sense that he’d have a change of clothes, because the first time he’d had to borrow stuff from Roy, and he doesn’t think anyone on the team noticed but Beard had given him one of those weird looks of his and Jamie isn’t meant for black or dark heather charcoal so he brings his own stuff.

And then it makes sense to ride in to Richmond with Roy because they’re going back to his place after for their next training and more home cooked meals and maybe sleeping over makes total sense because they’re going to be up and training at four anyway

And then it’s been weeks, months, and Jamie is at Roy’s more than he’s home, and even the off season keeps the same way, except they don’t go in to practice during the day and Jamie convinces Roy to play FIFA with him and Roy cooks and makes Jamie read and watch old movies and they hang out with Phoebe together because she adores Jamie and Jamie adores and spoils her and Roy goes to visit Georgie and Simon because why wouldn’t he?

All of this to say I honestly think they’d get married before ever going on a first date because to them it just makes sense.

[thwipped]

last roy of the year(?) this isn't black, it's dark heather charcoal btw.

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: You’re always wearing black.

Nat: This isn’t black.

Nat: This is dark heather charcoal.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: You're always wearing black.

Regina: This isn't black.

Regina: This is dark heather charcoal.

[wolf-innsheepsclothing]

[Outfit]

Wolf peered through the door of the shop, trying to make out a good idea of what they had in the slightly dim interior, but failing. It was always the way, wasn't it? Why were these places always dimly lit and badly organised!? It irritated him immensely; he didn't take any pleasure in meandering through rows of items or unboxing treasures, he wanted everything in sensible organised sections where he could clearly see it.

Still, he opened the door, and held it open for Snow. A bell jangled somewhere back inside the shop, but there was no immediate sound of feet, or a voice that called out.

Following her inside, Wolf scanned this way and that. "Oh. There are some clocks at the end there?" He pointed between an aisle of various large pieces of furniture.

@lady-snow-flower

Like Clockwork - Snow Wolf

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Johnny: You're always wearing black.

Testament: This isn't black.

Testament: This is dark heather charcoal.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Viktor: You're always wearing black.

Mordecai: This isn't black.

Mordecai: This is dark heather charcoal.

[secretsoftheuniverse1987]

I've been seeing a lot of posts about Jamie Tartt attending the eras tour and Roy resignedly tagging along and here are my two cents:

¢ Jamie is absolutely a swiftie and while I'm not nearly far enough into "my queer tv characters v. Taylor Swift" matrix to assign him an album, I do think he's mostly a reputation girlie (gn), with a significant debut leaning

¢ Roy COULD be grumpy and act all resigned and shit about attending the eras tour, but it's also really enjoyable to imagine him being unapologetically into it (think the Julie Andrews scene with the Diamond Dogs). Also he's an evermore girlie (gn) and I think it would be so funny for him to show up in a brown flannel over his all black outfit and Jamie not knowing whether to bluescreen over Roy dressing up for the eras tour, tease him about being a swiftie, or make a joke about Roy wearing a color other than dark heather charcoal (it's just brown, but baby steps).

I'll leave y'all with this:

[izzyspussy]

Completely agree about Roy's haircare. Also the idea that Roy is using 3-in-1 instead of a seven step skincare routine and beard oil and whatever else is ludicrous

REAL. I just know his master bath is one of those needlessly spacious triple rooms with a vanity room, a semi separate room with completely glass shower and a clawfoot tub deep enough to drown a cave troll in, and then another semi separate room with just the toilet.

And i KNOW the vanity room has a long ass wall mounted clear acrylic shelf with like 25 high end hair and skin care products all neatly lined up a in a single row in matching matte glass bottles in shades of white, grey, and black, unlabeled so as not to disturb their elegant partial uniformity in much the same way you would not disturb the classic, timeless silhouette of a nice suit (he has each product memorized, once he found what he liked he stuck to it unerringly; there are some products that are discontinued that he orders custom made by the brand which he can do because he is willing to pay an arm and - well two arms to not have to experience change). the shelf is below an almost full wall single panel mirror that his extremely well paid and generously tipped house cleaner keeps perfectly spotless and streak free (as well as the glass walls of the shower), and above an equally spotless black marble vanity counter with inset sink that he uses only for shaving and washing his hands because he contains multitudes and brushes his teeth in the shower.

He's rich! He's vain! He's particular about the minute details of his appearance ("dark heather charcoal" 🙄 he's so pretentious it's fucking black)! He's insecure about how he's perceived! He's a habitual perfectionist and overachiever! See and embrace the truth!!

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Leela: You are always wearing black. Narvin: This isn't black. Narvin: This is dark heather charcoal.

[jamietwat]

roy "dark heather charcoal" kent & jamie "walnut mist" tart

Exactly! If anyone pointed out the similarity to Roy he’d resent it, but if someone made some comment about him wearing all black and Jamie went “his shirt is dark heather charcoal duh” Roy would be so smug and so pleased with him