#it's my shit

[askinkiskarma]

writing x human!reader kills me cause i'll write whole paragraphs and then be like OH SHIT they just made out outside and she's not wearing a mask! and then have to go back and add onto it and change it and make it work somehow

[silverselfshippingchaos]

Man... I've been too busy as of late to play s.oulcalibur..

[fuckingshutup]

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[sabertoothwalrus]

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[littlelightfish]

I hope you see my vision

[naggingatlas]

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[no-context-discord-quotes]

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

[maanraat]

I just Had to do it

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[cruelnemothesis]

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[ered]

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax