#it's me im the bitch
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having a fever for ten days straight does things to a bitch
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GUESS WHICH BITCH HAS COMBINED TYPE ADHD
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Finally watching mp100 s3 . whyd it take so long bitch
#qktalks#it's me im the bitch#I LOVE TTERRRUUUU HIIII TERU TWIRLS MY HAIR CUTELY#missed him.#also repeating every one of mob's lines in my head in his previous va's voice bc FUCK the new va dude this guy sucks
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
#its me im bitches#malevolent#arthur lester#ofmd#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#you knowwww#insert fandom here kinda vibes
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blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25
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Duo, disgracefully, wHAT THE FUCK-
Am I about to get murdered in my sleep????
#duolingo#duo will find you#Duolingo is on a warpath#im not sorry I didn't do my lessons tonight#come find me#bitch boutta catch these wings#it's me im the bitch#someone save me im actually freaked out#duo what the fuck#Duolingo has no chill#play baby don't hurt me at my funeral#and please dress as snazzy as possible
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in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting
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#death note#rookposting#lawlight#light yagami#l lawliet#i was like oh.. i should crosspost some of my dn shit to tumblr but idk if ive made enough posts to do a comp.#(searches for one second) ah fuck#shoutout to the lovely people who made appearances in this compilation by helping me#hope yall dont mind#by the way im also a pisces bitch so im allowed to say that about him.
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"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you
#horrible news i'm obsessed with him#raise your hand if youre actually surprised#i see an egotistical smartass brunette twink with daddy issues whos doomed by the narrative and i latch on like a motherless duckling#bro i deadass forgot how to draw it took me so long to figure out how to do this mfs hair 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️#gayass motherfucker detective bitch i hate him so much#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#goro akechi#lotus draws#i better not see anybody call him dazai in the comments again or im gonna gut you like a fish#its happened on three separate posts GIVE UP
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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legitimate question ....... why do people like to tell me all the reasons they don't like miraculous ladybug? i know i complain about the fact a lot, and i find myself on the defensive a lot, and i keep telling myself i'll stop and let it go, but it really is hard when people are always coming onto my posts, in my replies, in my comments, on my art and my fics and my text posts and anything i make, and telling me blatantly all the ways that they don't like the thing that i so blatantly find enjoyment in. "the show is bad". okay? good for you? why are you on my post about it? why don't you make your own? why are you telling me, specifically, this, on the art/fic/analysis i made that i assume you found by searching through the tag?
it's kind of a behavior that i legitimately don't understand. I'm a human being and I hate a lot of things, too. there are things i've loved at first and been disappointed by and have strong opinions about. there are things i like to complain about. so i'll complain about them to my friends or my family or my cat. but i have never, once, not even for a single moment, thought, "oh let me go into the tags of this media, find a positive post about it written by someone who's having fun with it, and make it that random stranger's problem". never once.
i just don't get it. i really don't get it. i sometimes worry that i come across like i'm heavily critical of people who just personally don't like the show, when really i'm just trying to defend my interests to the droves of strangers who are always coming specifically to me to tell me all the ways they hate the thing that makes me happy.
just.......... why? where does the urge come from? what do you get out of this?
#i remember there was a poll a while back asking people if they thought it was ok to tell ml fan creators that you hate the show unprompted#and 'yes' won#and i am still baffled by that#why is this normal?#why would you even want to?#why is it impossible to be an artist/creator on the internet without having to deal with people bitching and moaning in your ear about the#things that you are dedicating your time and energy into for fun?#why is this the acceptable online culture?#you don't have to like the show. im not saying that. im not saying you cant complain or vent#im just saying. why TO ME?#buggachatter
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silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.
#i can totally see Jason coming back and absolutely faltering the first time Batman calls him short round#when they’re in better terms Jason totally gets back at Bruce by calling him dad and seeing him walk into walls#jason: get uno reverse-d bitch#meanwhile Bruce: *crying*#he called me dad#it’s Bruce’s version of calling Jason little wing#im sorry I just love that they refer to him as a smol bby#cause this man is neither short nor little#he’s Dick’s baby brother#his little wing#his dad’s short round#Babs little bro#Bruce and Dick 🤝 calling Jason little and short#JSJKS meanwhile the entirety of Gotham in the background:#??? that is. a 6’4 tank of a man. that—that is not a short nor little#tim and Jason see Indiana Jones together no I don’t make the rules#also fun fact did you know Indians Jones is movie from the western genre?? cause I just got this information this week#im shook#JSJ#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#indiana jones#red hood#batman#dc
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EVERY TIME I DRAW REX HE LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE GEKKO AND IDK WHY OR HOW TO FIX ITR BUT HERE TAKE HIM
#im losin it#sorry not sorry i hate that game#fps games suck#but at least CoD is fun while making me want to bitch slap someone through a screen#says the person who is literally addicted to fps games#captain rex#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#aviiart#grrr the valorant hater in me is waking up again
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the problem with griddlehark is that Gideon desperately wants to be a well used chewtoy but Harrow has carefully put her up on the shelf like she is a limited edition funko pop still in the box
#griddlehark#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#the locked tomb#trb.txt#gideon looks at those barkbox super chewers and says theyre just like me fr#anyway. there is always some bitch in a tomb in these books#have i made this post before probably#in my defense im very eepy
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ships where the human is scarier and more intimidating than their super powerful lover who could crush the world in the palms of their hand, my beloved
#bonus points if they’re more protective of them also#superbat#dickory#DICK IS FUCKING SCARY AND IM DYING ON THIS HILL!!! you bitches hate me but from my mouth drips the truth#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#koriand'r#and also#gunbug
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youll never guess where ive been
#i like vivian#like so much.shes so great#vivian mario and goombella qpr IM RIGHT IM RIGHTTTT#im.so normal about this game (lying lying lying)#im still drawing more of them and everyone else in the group i neeeeed to draw them more theyr so silly#but im mostly focused on vivian of course.why wouldnt i be#shes great#also fun fact my friend wrote that copypasta#shout out to lotings i love u buddy#anyway#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#paper mario#vivian ttyd#i dont think ill tag anyone else theyr smalllllll who care#well except maybe#yoshi ttyd#(?) i guess#anyway you arent free from me im only just getting started#buckle the fuck in bitches
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