#it's literally a meatball
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People complaining their skinzun is pregnant with new skittens again and it's like gurl 🙄 he's a skinzun. He's supposed to be fat and pregnant. Like yes, you have a skinjiu, and they usually lack the same intrinsic motherly instinct, but like, bruh, I guarantee He's also ovulating and going out at night when you're not looking. He's just eating the babies before you see them.
It's like a thing. And no it's not immoral. Skinjius will give birth to nonsentient balls of meat 9/10 and then eat them back for nutrition. It sounds more gross than it is.
Just let your skinzun be fat and ready to pop a new litter ok. Stop judging. It's literally healthy for them.
And if you're going to be one of those guys whose like but I didn't even get to keep the skinhe! He was gone hours after being born. Dude, the pillar told skinzun to carry him to his place in the world. He's fine. Like I understand that outside the neighbinghood creatures aren't divinely placed by a pillar of flesh for some reason but seriously man get with the program.
Are you even drinking your allotted skinzun milk for ascension?
#sometimes i wish the heavenly bingpillar would spread the seed of faith beyond our little slice of heaven#imagine how better everyone would feel if they knew the path to becoming a skinhe was avaliable to them#svsss#svsss shitpost#it's a beautiful day in the neighbinghood#skinzun#skinhe#scum villain self saving system#everyone always like hey isnt hard to type once you start splitting in your fingers into individual tiny binghes#and actually its been so great for my carpal tunnel#the time for me to ascend is soon#and we're so excited#real love is when your skinjiu offers you a baby ball to eat#its like the height of trust#oh no you ate a babbyyyyyy#it's literally a meatball
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“Gabi is so small!!”
Gabi with Miguel vs Gabi with an average height person
She is huge, an absolute meatball of a baby- Miguel just makes her look tiny
#she is literally a little meatball your back is going to kill you if you carry her around for an hour#moon post#moon draws#miguel o'hara#atsv miguel#gabriella o'hara#ITS BASICALLY#miguel o’hara x reader#miguel x reader#spiderman#spiderman 2099#spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#atsv
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am i an avid simp bucky truther? yes. but has anybody even looked at gale’s expression in those scenes…
#buck x bucky#like yes bucky loves him but BUCK ALSO LOVES HIM#‘but bucky looking at gale dancing with meatball—' BUT GALE LITERALLY EVERY TIME BUCKY IS WITH HIM???#bucky fell first but buck fell harder#masters of the air#mota#clegan#gale buck cleven#john bucky egan
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when cats are having a Big Bath and your arm is very close to them and they're like well..while i'm doing this.....might as well lick ur arm as well, since you are so bad at it. then they groom ur arm a little. a small blessing
#meatball is like 'i literally never see you doing this here's how it works'#she is helping me#meatball posting
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hi maffhew and ellie watching the game together!
los angeles dodgers @ st louis cardinals | 8.18.24
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#look at the nerd all decked out#he was so excited for this oh my god#also his legs are in completely different continents#girl have some couth!#thats a manspread and a half#egregious is what it is#CLOSE EM!!#matthew squinting at the field yeah same#this was when the van chose to cut to matthew as the casters were talking about the tkachuks#and then showy literally hits a solo homer the next second after this#and they have to stop and the booth gets so silent as he does his trot and they have to call it its so funny#matthew sensed what was gonna happen next#and i mean meatball straight down the middle to showy?? mr golfswinger??? what the fuck did you think was gonna happen#yeah he was gonna launch that lmaooooooo#curve did not curve at all and gray got PUNISHED LMAOOOO
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also in terms of the bolas playlist it's fascinating to me that the songs added by each person have a slight tendency to represent a consistent aspect of bolas
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the songs added by slime are their chaos
the songs added by philza are their rebellion
the songs added by cellbit are their rage
the songs added by baghera are their anguish
it's so fucking FASCINATING TO ME but i don't know enough music theory to elaborate lmfao this is Vibes Only
(mouse's songs i can't boil down to an easy noun which is why they aren't mentioned lmao anyway they go hard asf)
(also i went on the longest fucking unhinged elaboration in the tags lmfao i almost didn't have enough tags left to tag "long tags" at the end
(i could have even gone on longer in terms of where their characters were at entering purgatory [philza: cage for a cage; cellbit: fed worker murders; baghera: her past as a federation experiment; slime: turning into a code because of the code pretending to be his daughter] but i ran out of space and also time it's 4AM AAAAA)
#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#this is a sweeping generalization btw esp for baghera's she added a WIDE variety of music#qsmp bolas#sorry i forgot that tag existed lmao#i will elaborate slightly:#slime added: find your flame; gas gas gas extended; waltz of the meatball man; foghorn sound effect#philza added: b.y.o.b.; throne; the melting point of wax#cellbit added: hayloft II; brazilian dança phonk (which roier literally played during purg while beating the shit out of bbh lmao)#baghera added: can you feel my heart; still waiting; and coincidentally she added 'it's been so long' (the fnaf song lol)#TO BE CLEAR THESE ARE GENERALIZATIONS#baghera also added the government knows [REBELLION] and oops [CHAOS]#philza added given up [ANGUISH]#cellbit added zombie [ANGUISH] and tokyo drift [CHAOS]#slime added as above so below [ANGUISH]#it's not a perfect category; ESPECIALLY for baghera's songs i want to make that so clear in these tags#HOWEVER. it is interesting.#anyway i went after lyrics for these examples but just generally when going through the playlist the first time#i kind of learned that like.#music to murder to was probably cellbit; punk millenial music was probably philza#the wackiest shit was probably slime (was shocked to find out tokyo drift was a cellbit song for this reason lmao)#baghera's i usually could only pin down bc it didn't sound like anyone else's#and mouse's added songs i could not describe the vibe if you threatened me for it but it has one#i guess the closest vibe is 'a college radio station run by anime fans' and even then it's not that close#it kinda excludes songs like the b//ad bun//ny songs#unless college anime fans are also fans of them in which case great!#IDK IT'S 4 AM I WAS JUST MAKING MYSELF SAD ABOUT TILIN I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP#shut up vic#block game brainrot#long tags
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HELL'S GREATEST DAD ↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x05 - "Dad Beat Dad"
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#alastor#hazbin alastor#music vids: s1#dad beat dad#my videos#anyone else think the way he was holding alastor's head twice is foreshadowing? served it to her on a plate then had it as a pic on the cak#i hope it's foreshadowing lol#he was also feeding her his eyes and shadow tentacles as spaghetti and meatballs askjdfakjshdfjkls#bro was SO MAD LMFAO#song: hell's greatest dad#charlie#charlie morningstar#mimzy#hazbin mimzy#hey hey pssst... you know those 3 cards that swing by before the slot machine?#the middle one is lucifer as the king of spades - the same card alastor was in husk's overlord flashback.#DETAILS!! I LOVE THE DETAILS IN THIS SHOW!#RIP VID QUALITY BTW#tumblr really axed this one huh#also don't get me started on the symbolism behind alastor's whole deal in this song there is SO MUCH GOING ON#lucifer is overbearing yes but all his lyrics are ''im gonna help you cuz i love you'' meanwhile alastor's are ''IM SO GREAT AND COOL''#easy. but look at the doorway behind them when he dances with her on the stairs. it looks like spidery fingers reaching out from behind#to grasp/trap her in a dark place. THE ENTIRE ''ASSISTANCE'' PART#LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THAT STRESS ON HER THEN ''SAVES HER'' AFTER#THE ''IM YOUR GUY YOUR DAY TO DAY'' HE'S LITERALLY BOXING HER IN/TRAPPING HER WHILE PLAYING FRIENDLY#and do i even have to point out the obvious ''separating you from your blood family'' thing he has going on and the whole time#WATCH IT ELKMAN I WILL KILL YOU. YOU ARE LUCKY YOU'RE MODERATELY/MOSTLY ENTIRELY LIKEABLE AND FUNNY.
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but if you're a dinosaur and I'm a dinosaur then who's driving the evolution
@r3xcorvus' eagle oc Payne is such a little guy
#literally nobody asked for this even iggy but I made it anyway#in the biz we call that a power move#anyway I'm soft about these two idiots#michelangelo#ROTTMNT#TMNT#that's a spicy meatball#payne#paykey#shaking the bird man WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO DRAW#rhinociart#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt#rise oc#RRCU
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My my baby blue!
Did you know that when snakes are about to shed their eyes get all cloudy and often take on a blueish tint? That's why snakes about to shed are called "in blue"!
It's best not to handle them during this time, as not only is it often scary to be unexpectedly picked up, they can't see what's going on or where they are. They also need that energy to take on the task of shedding, which is a lot of work!
One way some snarents help make this time less scary is through regularly talking to their snakes while raising them and building a positive association- that way, even though their snake is partially blind for a few days they can hear their caretaker's voice and can feel safe knowing that big shadow isn't a scary predator - they recognize the voice of their protector! <3
#snake#snakes#in blue#shedding#Hognose#When I walked up to her enclosure just before this photo she puffed up and started hissing ferociously#that's completely out of character for my little spaghetti and meatballs girl#she was terrified because all she could see was this shadow of something big coming toward her#but thankfully she not only recognizes my voice but also has a very positive association with it and me#she can't see me but she knew “oh it friend! friend who I have lots of fun with!”#even in blue she immediately relaxed and not another hiss out of her#I can't express how wonderful a feeling it is knowing a pet you love blindly trusts you#literally in this case
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Best transmasc posture
#cwacom#cloudy with a chance of meatballs#flint lockwood#Transmasc#Yea#His posture literally Right angle mann
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i found out i am not suitable to parent fish, my heart can’t deal with how short of a moment in time we have with them. my little man passed away from old age today, i am in shambles.
here is a doodle of him because all of the recent photos make me sad. i knew it was coming when the lethargy set in and feeding time wasn’t as exciting as it used to be, but nothing can ever really prepare you for the loss of a pet.
everyone say “swim in peace, meatball!!!” he’s probably in fish hell because he was an utter bastard, but he was my bastard, and i miss him dearly.
sleep easy, little man <3
#fish art#betta fish#fishblr#fish tank#freshwater fish tank#freshwater fish#betta fish parenting#betta care#betta tank#halfmoon betta#twintail betta#twintail halfmoon betta#rip meatball#you will be missed#even though you destroyed literally every plant i put into your tank#you little bastard#swim in peace#meatballin in fish hell
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meatball and i every time i'm trying to ignore him to not reward his bad behavior
#WE MAKE EYE CONTACT AND I CANT LOOK AWAY IM SO BAD AT IGNORING HIM#HES LITERALLY JUST MY LITTLE GUY!!!!#★#meatball posting
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i wish it was normal to make the meat and sauce for spaghetti and then just eat it like a soup with garlic bread
#and i know meatballs are served by themselves sometimes#but i literally mean like the ground up meat and tomato sauce lol
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✨🦖🍝 #OOTD 02.01.2024 🍝🦖✨
First art of 2024 and I felt so inspired by my Ikea meatballs I had to remember the day 🙈
Me and my partner started the new year off going to IKEA to buy some bits and bobs, and of course we had to go to cafe 🤤
In the evening we watched the original Jurassic Park as I hadn’t ever watched it before and loved it. Since then we’ve been on a marathon and finished all the films~ Now we’re watching Camp Cretaceous after we were introduced to it by a friend and we’re hooked (I’m more hooked then him). I definitely wanna doodle more dinos this year and see how I can cutesyfy them 💖
#ootdfashion#ootd art#procreate#ame rambles#artists on tumblr#jurrassicpark#jurrasic world#triceratops#ikea meatballs#it me#digital art#???#literally don’t know how to tag art anymore lol#!!!
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Taping correspondence to the back of a painting on its way to a gallery because when I say everyone gets a handwritten card I mean it :)
#art life#shipping#art is on the road now#I have got to get faster with packing because 2 paintings took me literally all night#I take too many breaks 😭#like okay one painting is wrapped guess it's time for a snack#and that snack is a meatball sub
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The worst part about family specific memes is that you can't send them to professors to explain why you're struggling in class without looking like a crazy person
#literally nothing describes how i feel aside from the family specific meme of cloudy with a chance of meatballs (2009)#where baby flint lockwood wails ''i don't understand fishing metaphors!'' in agony and flings himself on the bed#and i can send my sister that phrase and she instantly gets my agony but i can't possibly explain it to other people#without giving like 20 pieces on context that they don't care about#anyway. for what it's worth. I DON'T UNDERSTAND FISHING METAPHORS.#and that's why i'm having panic attacks in chemistry!#oscar talks to himself#school blogging
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