#sometimes i wish the heavenly bingpillar would spread the seed of faith beyond our little slice of heaven
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gurggggleburgle · 18 days ago
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People complaining their skinzun is pregnant with new skittens again and it's like gurl 🙄 he's a skinzun. He's supposed to be fat and pregnant. Like yes, you have a skinjiu, and they usually lack the same intrinsic motherly instinct, but like, bruh, I guarantee He's also ovulating and going out at night when you're not looking. He's just eating the babies before you see them.
It's like a thing. And no it's not immoral. Skinjius will give birth to nonsentient balls of meat 9/10 times and then eat them back for nutrition. It sounds more gross than it is.
Just let your skinzun be fat and ready to pop a new litter ok. Stop judging. It's literally healthy for them.
And if you're going to be one of those guys whose like but I didn't even get to keep the skinhe! He was gone hours after being born. Dude, the pillar told skinzun to carry him to his place in the world. He's fine. Like I understand that outside the neighbinghood creatures aren't divinely placed by a pillar of flesh for some reason but seriously man get with the program.
Are you even drinking your allotted skinzun milk for ascension?
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