#it's like;;; not even rly funny either so rip

[soobnny]

classmate au | park sunghoon

❝ what do you have for lunch today? ❞

heeseung | jay | jake | SUNGHOON | sunoo | jungwon | ni-ki

alexa play 0x1=lovesong

in your head, he’s the love interest with 0 interest in you🥲😢😢😢😢

it’s bc he’s so DAMN famous in your school

yes he’s your classmate .. ltrly in the same room but u cannot make conversation with him

he sleeps in class when he can like he will be DOZED OFF !!!!

nobody rly approaches the pretty boy

you’ve heard he’s rejected a handful of people before

you wont make a move for sure

so why does Park Sunghoon drag his seat so he’s sitting adjacent of you

why is he pulling out his lunch box and putting it on ur little table

WHY IS HE EATING WITH YOU

you don’t say anything when he does it

and he doesn’t say anything either

honestlyyyy…. it’s a little awkward like wtf is happening rn this is a Simulation

BUT you’re eating lunch together

and guess what

it becomes a constant thing too 😭

like he’d just silently drag his seat and you know he’s on his way to your table to eat lunch

is it because you’re one of the few people who eat in the room instead of the canteen??

tbh WHO CARES

unattainable campus crush park sunghoon is in front of you and eating lunch with you for some reason

it makes ur heart go crazy becos !!???!!!

he doesn’t rly acknowledge anyone

it’s bc he’s always busy being exempted for some competition

he finally starts talking to you when he sees you watching a yuzuru hanyu video during one of your little lunch sessions

tbh it was just a small video on tiktok that u scrolled by and returned to bc wow that spin was so cool

it’s when he starts making convo that u find out he’s actually SO funny and so unhinged

he’ll start laughing to himself 😕😕

also will tell the most UNFUNNY dad jokes

you only laugh because his laugh is so loud and so unrestrained

tho you do tell him his jokes are horrible

and he makes everyday a mission to tell you a joke that’ll genuinely make you laugh

it becomes your thing

he’ll just randomly show up in front of u and start cracking the most terrible joke

“rip boiling water. you will be mist!”

cue his laughter

you: 😐😐😐 not funny didn’t laugh

then sunghoon becomes more of a friend… not some unattainable crush figure !!! a friend !!!

some of his favorite things to do with you are watching videos during lunch AND sharing earphones while you listen to music

your fyp on tiktok now is both of ur shared interests

you even have a folder on each of ur phones for tiktoks u wanna share to each other that u pass by when u aren’t together

no he doesn’t send u the link like a normal person

sunghoon waits until class to show u so he can see ur reaction face to face

and the whole listening to music ??? u’ll just be seated side by side and staring into the distance sometimes

spacing out is wonderful <3

so now instead of sleeping .. he’ll just offer u an earbud so you can put it in your ear and listen to him

has a secret playlist for u (u don’t know this)

the photo for the playlist is the only photo u have together btw

it was when u were checking ur face on ur front cam and he just suddenly appeared in the back with a peace sign

it’s adorable

he bugged u to airdrop the photo 9284 times that day bc u refused to at first

it’s so 180 the way you suddenly become friends with him !!!!!

another thing he does is laugh at how you enjoy playing candy crush, calling you a grandma as if he doesn’t act like an old man

and then he gets so invested when you let him try

will cheat to get more lives and fuck up your time settings on your phone

btw he always talks about you A LOT 😭

his friends will know everything about you before you even meet them

“so, what level are you in candy crush?”, jake would ask the first time you meet

“excuse me, what??”

“sunghoon talks about you aaaall the time, it’s getting a little silly. like i know your go-to order at a cafe.”

“yeah like isn’t ur favorite color ___”

u look at sunghoon like ?????? and he just has a guilty smile on his face

but he doesn’t deny anything

you’d be shocked to suddenly see him as your seatmate one day like he rly switched with the person sitting next to you

laughing at your test paper scores together is also a fun little activity the two of u do

and then crying as you cram study in one of ur homes or on call when it gets too late

“hey can u help me with this chemistry question”

“ok give me a minute”

would open up those white board apps and screenshare his phone to start helping u with a part he understands but u don’t

he was 828283 screenshots of ur calls together

btw you CANNOT go to the library

you know that if you go to a library together … yall are NOT studying 😭

also u enjoy just shooting each other questions back and forth before the test

u would also probably come up with ways on how to cheat im sorry like u guys will have this whole grand scheme only to chicken out of it when u actually take the test

anyways

one day, you ask him why he had suddenly started eating lunch with you

bc like !!!! u’re happy he did but why so suddenly yknow

you’re grateful tho bc now u have someone to text like 25/8 and call whenever u’re bored

BUT U WANNA KNOW WHY. what started it

“i don’t know... i’ve always wanted to talk to you. you’re always so funny in class”

“and you didn’t say anything because??”

“i was gonna say something then i totally chickened out and then it was too late to say anything…. thank god for yuzuru hanyu.”

asks u to be his gf while teaching u figure skating for the first time

bc u finally ask him like dude why r u ALWAYS absent from classes

he’s like oh no biggie i’m ltrly just an athlete that competes in national events 😹😹😹

WTF !!!!!!!!

u knew he was competing in something but he never mentioned Figure Skating before

he is a fraud of a Friend

“sunghoon what does our friendship actually mean to u … WHERE IS THE LOVE”

but then he’ll go .. “want me to teach you?”

he’s forgiven now

“teach me figure skating??”

“yes” and he’s SOOOOO excited about it

he helps you find which skates to wear like he makes sure u have right size so ur feet don’t hurt

doesnt let u borrow those polar bears to hold onto

he can be ur polar bear

tho, when u do get tired .. he finally rents one and lets u sit on it while he pushes u around

it’s so much fun

except for when you fall

tho … it’s important for me to tell you that when you fall on your butt, he has heart eyes

and he holds your hands the entire time

he asks u to be his gf when you skate ur way across the rink without his help

sunghoon got so happy he just blurted it out

“be mine”

BYEEEEEE ofc u say yes

tho u think he’s joking at first

he does repeat it when you eat ramen after .. he’ll be like r u actually fr ??? did u actually say yes to me ??? u wanna deal with my jokes forever ??

oh dear

you should invite yuzuru hanyu to your wedding honestly 😭 thank u to ur fyp

note. credits to user @.luvknow for the layout of this post! last of the series, let me know what you think!

[chocsra]

general chuuya hcs bc hes bbg

he has long ass natural eyelashes and gets insecure cus of it (since he feels uncomfy bc of his height and feminine proportions), so he tried to rip them off once but koyo stopped him

i think its canon but genuinely practices in the mirror for anything and EVERYTHING AND ITS SO FUNNY

his smirk is 50/50, its either really attractive or really cringe (isa joke)

wears robes at home

hes awkward w kids

when he watches movies he overexaggerates everything and is extremely overdramatic

self conscious ab his fashion will ask for advice all the time

hes really fun to be w and most of the time he asks like an ass (affectionate)

^^ likes calling friends/subordinates affectionate insults like "dumbass" as u can see w dazai and mackerel

sometimes he can get rly mean tho 😒

hit him w the "why are you so mean to me"/"dawg what did i do to you 🙁" and he'll instantly feel bad

enjoys banter and finds intelligence attractive

wears elevated shoes

i feel like the way he talks can come across as flirty to some people, so like hes not a womanizer hes just being nice in a cocky way so its like, "hey ya look nice in that, wear that more, yea?" so sometimes yall just be talking and ur like "what are we"

his music taste is either romantic jazz or rock.

cracks his knuckles a lot

also always has back pain from his horrid sleeping positions??

hes a messy and chaotic sleeper

likes taking pictures of the sunset

his social media account is surprisingly normal - he def posts the most on instagram

^^ his captions to his posts would be smth corny like "what a wonderful evening"

sings when hes drunk to you

knows how to moonwalk

teen chuuya hcs:

tried to be a streamer when he was 15

collects jordans

caresses his motorcycle randomly

told everyone he was gonna start collecting wine and noone believed him

prefers calling over texting

before koyo knocked some sense (and fashion) into him he gave frat boy energy

genuinely loves guitar (electric or acoustic)

WILL SERENADE YOU

music is like one of the only things that can calm him down

but not like just the calming music, yk how sometimes theres sm noise so you need to put really loud music to drown it out? thats him

[rabbitsrams]

Omg you HAVE to further elaborate onto that inexperienced reader x inexperienced schlatt fic omfg that shit drove me UP the wall it was too good. You have made my year

oh anon i love u sm <3 yes im obsessed w this idea esp speaking as a barely experienced virgin gal :D

nsfw under the cut, minors dni!! 18+ only.

(also PLEASE lmk if u want more i love writing these!!)

so you and schlatt met in a calculus class. it was required for his major while it’s just a general education class for you. because you sit near each other in the lecture hall you're often paired together for quick discussions (those 'turn to the person next to you' talks that i dread lmao).

he always thought you were really hot but was too shy to ever say anything, mostly just thinking about you in every way imaginable while he jerks off.

and you too, your size kink rly went brr seeing his tall ass like...

you once made the mistake of looking at his hands for a little bit too long and then that was all you could think about for a week.

you eventually became friends slowly over the course of the semester which was how u started fooling around in the first place.

both of you opened up that u were both virgins and not that experienced. and this mf was really like 'oh wouldn't be funny if...'

"how am i attracted to you?"

it starts with some making out. you've both kissed people before so you were a bit familiar with it. and it's nice!

you starting to kiss down to his neck and omg his fucking reaction when you leave a hickey for the first time. he's flaunting it so everyone can see, his roommate and friends are gassing him up sooo much.

while in class he's reading on how to give a hickey and ends up giving you so. many. all over your body. did he just awaken a marking kink?

also like once you guys start you just can't get enough of each other.

he's just so. obsessed with your moans. he's watched porn loads before, he knows how exaggerated those moans are. but somehow your more subdued noises turn him on even more. AND THE WAY YOU SAY HIS NAME???? he loves it.

his face going all red when you touch him anywhere. he whimpers so much, it's like you have him under a spell.

like i said before, he's super vocal. he usually can't help himself, especially when you're on your knees sucking his cock. because duh <3

once you started sucking him off, you can't get enough. and he can't either.

blowing him under the desk in the library. oh lord help me.

wearing one of his sweaters (the harvard one came to mind particularly) for the first time and he's just. jaw dropped.

the prettiest girl ever is wearing his clothes???? if he doesn’t have you right then and there he’s jerking off to you as soon as u leave.

and also you wearing his sweaters when walking around campus and he is just so proud like wow. you're all his.

falling asleep together after your first time and waking up to his morning wood‼️ he’s so needy in the morning he’s practically humping ur leg as soon as he wakes up. thank god your roommate was out.

lazily riding him while he just gushes at how beautiful you are in the morning. fuck. me.

whenever he spends the night at your dorm or vice versa you always help him out in the mornings <3 whether it be a blowjob or a handjob or turning to your side so he can slip it in and fuck you :D so what if you've been late to class a couple times?

you call him ALL the pet names. angel. sweetheart. darling. baby.

and his for you? oh. all the ones you call him and more. toots (thats a major one). doll(face). princess. bark bark bark.

you sending him nudes for the first time one night when he's home visiting family. what starts off innocent enough, you in one of his t-shirts without any pants on turns to pics of your tits, your fingers in your pussy, then VIDEOS OF YOU MASTURBATING!!! he's ripping his jeans off as he slams his bedroom door shut and dials your number into facetime.

SKIPPING CLASS JUST TO HAVE SEX SJKLFBHEDDJKLSJK

HE DRIVES TO SOME REMOTE PLACE ON CAMPUS!!!! AND U HAVE CAR SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME OMG

it's SO awkward at first😭where do you go? the back? stay in the front? go into the trunk?

you're glad he wanted to stay in the front because OMG. RIDING HIM IN THE CAR SEAT. he tries sooooo hard not to cum too fast bc ur tits are literally in his face and your pussy is squeezing him so well fuck fuck fuck he's obsessed with you. wow.

[daistea]

am i the only one who gets confused by why people characterize mithrun as being super masculine. i know the most feminine dwarf vs most masculine elf thing is funny but i don't think mithrun being ripped as a tallman is necessarily a *masculine* thing, he's just ripped

like this is mithrun we're talking about. he's not feminine or masculine. he's just dgaf. if anything it's canon that he doesn't really care for masculinity/femininity since he wore cithis's frilly dress. and that's because he lost his desires but it's not as though he's very masculine before he becomes dungeon lord either. he's literally regina george before he loses his desires so

idk i know it's not an insult but it is just so strange to me that he gets characterized as being masculine in personality just because he has muscles as a tallman? the man isn't canonically masc or fem he's just canonically dgaf. he wears anything you put him in (canaries uniform, basic ass puffer jacket, falin's ribbon coat, cithis's dress, camp tshirt, literally anything under the sun) because he dgafs that hard. what am i missing here

Hmm I think his tall man form mostly exemplifies his body in elf terms. In his normal body, he’s lean and prob considered pretty muscular, and it’s canon he’s surprisingly strong for an elf. I think elves just rly can’t physically get as ripped as tall men, so we see his tall man form which shows just how strong he is and it’s easy to equate that visual to masculinity. But even a super muscly man can be feminine.

I think of Mithrun as more masc no matter his form because of Vibes. I honestly cant explain it. Like even the fact that he dgaf about wearing a frilly dress just gives me those vibes. Maybe it’s the lack of fucks itself? But thats not inherently gendered sooo idk. Just his backstory and the personality that shines through the lack of desires seem masc to me. His whole thing with his brother is very Male coded. Honestly I can’t put this into words very well… He just has that aura. Not gross masculinity-ness but the classy, written by a woman kind. Even pre-dungeon Mithrun gives me Verbatim by mother mother vibes. (Not in a sex god way JUST IDK there’s a balance there!!!!! Read my mind here.)

Then agaaaaiin its all just social construct in the end

You’re right tho like he doesn’t think about those things, he does not care how people perceive him. So none of that would be anything that occurs to him. But hey that just opens a new can of headcanon worms 👍

[sushisocks]

since sean was the first to die(rip king😔), we never rly saw him deal w the death of the other members. how do you think a situation like that would go and who's death would impact him the most?

Oooh boy, what a great question!! 

So, I do think Sean would feel obligated to keep things light, but we also KNOW that he’s the one that likes to remember people and talk about the ones he cared for. I can 100% see him being the main push for letting people feel grief in a safe manner; Sean would be the one sitting at the campfire telling funny and heartwarming stories about the dead person, and encouraging other people to open up and share stories too.

At the same time, I 100% see him being weighed down HEAVY by certain deaths in private. If he survived past Arthur’s death, for example, that would absolutely rock his world. Same with Lenny’s death; if not from a shipping perspective, simply because Lenny is the youngest gun, is smart, and a friend of Sean’s. I think that would put some things in perspective for him real quick, and internally he’d be having a REAL bad time. Thing is, Sean isn’t really one to show a whole lot of negativity, so I don’t think this would be apparent to anyone who didn’t know how to look for it.

Additionally, I do genuinely think both Kieran and Molly’s deaths would hit him HARD. I’ve talked with several friends now about how Sean, Molly, and Kieran do all three have a connection with Ireland, and probably did feel a faint sense of kinship over it. Molly feeling unsafe and more alone after both Sean and Kieran dying right after one another makes a world of sense, even if she wasn’t really close to either of them, simply because of what they represent to one another. I can imagine her death hitting Sean in a similar way, and Kieran’s death would also absolutely sour certain things for him – ESPECIALLY since if you get all their possible interactions over the course of Horseshoe & Clemens Point, the two DO actually develop a repertoire between one another. 

Hosea’s death is a rough one, I think. Sean and Hosea’s relationship is of great interest to me, because there’s a LOT of conflict there, and Hosea is definitely among the– Less kind gang members, to Sean. Still though, Sean does clearly have some regard for Hosea as a wiser older man, as shown by him actually asking Hosea about their situation, clearly seeking advice and/or comfort regarding it. In large part I think Hosea’s death would be somewhat overshadowed by Lenny’s, to Sean at least, but there would very much be a sense of… Indignation, maybe? The context of this being one of the founding members of the gang, Dutch’s partner in crime, this voice of authority, now dead for what? 

Sean, at his core, is a people person. There’s no way any of the deaths wouldn’t leave an impression.

One thing I can then see happening is… A sort of disillusionment for Sean, when it comes to Dutch & the gang? Imagine all these rapid rate deaths of people you care about, and when you look to your leader he doesn’t really… Do or say anything? About it?? 

I think, similarly to my reasoning as to why I think Sean would’ve sided with Arthur in the end had he gotten that far, Sean isn’t as fully sold on every aspect of Dutch’s talk nor as fully invested as Arthur and John are (with their specific daddy issues lmfao). That WOULD allow Sean to grow more critical, and as more people die, I can imagine us actually getting to see Sean possibly become more– Well, for a lack of a better word, more Arthur-like. “He’s just a younger version of you” and all that, here’s Sean at around the same age Arthur was when he lost Eliza and Isaac, watching people that matter to him die through a failure of leadership, if you will. It makes sense to me that Sean would start harboring a similar sense of anger, that would probably start grounding him a bit more. 

This is all obviously assuming that Sean survives and everything happens the exact same way, which, as I’ve talked about before, I think is extremely unlikely! But it’s an interesting thought experiment for sure!!

Thank you so much for this question!! I enjoyed writing this a lot, and Sean’s potential journey in the story when surviving his scripted death has always been a point of deep fascination to me, so I LOVE getting to think abt stuff like this!!!

[eggsploded]

fausto for the ask thing...... the girl herself

butterflaust :)

first impression: you really get the feeling that she fucking hates you. shes rly funny cuz shes the tutorial character but doesnt leave after the prologue. shes here forever, judging dante. i feel in the beginning i skimmed over all the nuance in her dialogue assuming its just wordy for the sake of wordiness.

current impression: faust is soooo... faust. upon replaying the prologue shes way less cold than i first thought, her little c: smile when talking about mephis was saur cute. in fact shes not really cold at all to me, simply operating in a faustly way. you can contextualize what she does as a way to keep herself occupied. not really for some deeper lore sense (because ionno what her deal is) but a bitch needs some stimuli. i think if she was made to do arts and crafts with no larger purpose outside of fun she would explode into blood and gore. it also makes her friendship with yi sang really funny because i wonder if she cares to understand his artsy spech past it being a little clever wordplay. if he made her a drawing she wouldnt know how to compliment it outside of a technical sense. her flavor of arrogance is also so funny to me because its so stupid? like when rodya complimented her and she puffed up and went faust Is cool. the speaking in 3rd person too is funny, knowing she isnt LARPing like don and is very much just Like That. theres alot about herself she either doesnt notice or simply does not want to examine deeply like her mild competitiveness or tendency to manipulate people if it means theyll be less annoying to her. simply the faust of all time

favorite moment: i think the sweetest and funniest thing was realizing her spiel about yi sang not being a genius Unlike Her and believing in more philosophical things unlike her Sensible and Tactile self was an attempt at a COMPLIMENT. i thought she was ripping him to shreds but no she was actually hyping him up a bit in the most clinical way possible

story idea: you know earlier when i said making faust attempt creative expression would cause her to explode into bits? well i want to see it anyway. im forcing her at the kindergarten table of that nasty smelling homemade playdoh and telling her to make a new animal. sinclair made a bear with with wings called a beear. very nice young man.

fav relationships: im enjoying the fandom divide with faust shipping where she is either getting bitches left and right and not giving a fuck to maintain them (because it comes out weird when she tries) or not even being aware of when shes down bad and having the primal part of her brain that tells her to bite and roll around hijack her motherboard. shes being corroded by an insidious EGO called... horny, different to lust, which is Krausts jam. i already wrote a little bit about fausang and i think fausts inability to know how to enjoy things makes them a very sweet duo. in her mind the guy doesnt come a lick close to her own brilliance, but something about how he closes his eyes in understanding speaks more words than compliments do. not to say that faust doesnt like being hyped up. because she does, like all the time. if they were walking she wouldve tripped when rodya called her babe. her greatest flaw is pretending shes above anything, if there was a chance to maul ryoshu she would without pausing. probably so turned on she cant see anything. ishmael too. also outis. hey, whats going on here? my sources tell me due to her ongoing opposites to yi sang she is incapable of a domestic lame marriage the way he is. ishmael is the yuri messiah, but faust is the yuri menace. you know what they are both capable of though? following rodya around enamored because that was the first pet name theyve ever been called and it felt Funny.

fav headcanon: in the newest credits cg for canto 4 i think shes telling vergil she has a tummyache

[yuukei-yikes]

any thoughts on remind blue?

currently, it is my favorite kagepro song (this changes like every week but i digress...) and i really want to make a pv for it but i lowkey have no idea where to start

your analysis/ramblings on things is really interesting to read and see, so also just wanted to let you know that i love all the content you post!! :D

I LOV remind blue. like every kagepro song makes me want to rip my face off ♥️♥️♥️ but this one is one of those that make me feel so strongly that i cant listen to it ♥️♥️♥️ cuz i do that btw. i cannot listen to kagepro songs without preparing myself emotionally and it has to be when i am alone in my room. i could never listen to them in public. that'd be weird. im drawing and suddenly a kagepro song comes on in my playlist and im like this is so fucked up who put this here (<- i did)

songs like summertime record, lost day hour, remind blue and ayanos theory of happiness specifically i basically never listen to because it causes something in me both mentally and physically. im normal though.

TOTALLY support the idea to make a pv!!! i wouldn't know how to start either tbh💔 who would u make it be sung by?? like the song is so good but for the lyrics im like meh like str is already a thing. idk it sorta has the same vibe. its like summertime record and lost day hour's lyrics had a little baby together. which is why i always liked to interpret it as a haruka song but fuck it ig its shintaro's.

i also liked the idea of it being seto's or hibiya's. i think they'd deserve a song like this, especially hibiya!! tho for hibiya the whole "adult" thing is different LOL and even seto, he's just 17... ive always loved haruka being the punchbag for the "im an adult wtf" feeling because he goes from living his whole life thinking he will die and then he doesn't. or well he DOES die but then comes back, and suddenly he finds himself with his whole life ahead. like haruka and his early 20s crisis abt i did NOT think id be alive this long and now i gotta deal with everything those feelings bring me but at the same time i have to pay rent and worry abt what to make for dinner soooo erm fine ig. that's also what i think lost day hour is about, i know jin describes it more like a song abt old friends but girl idk it rly only has a couple lines abt that as opposed to all the rest of the song... erm. what was i talking about again.

i just think it was rly funny how we were all like ok remind blue uses "boku" so it's seto kano hibiya or haruka (or konoha). and then jin was like hehe. shintaro♥️ SHINTARO DOESNT EVEN USE BOKU whatever im pretty sure he also said it can fit anyone and its more a general mekakushi dan song. but tbh so is summertime record sooooo. sorry im sidetracking a lot

i dont particularly care for remind blue so much (LIKE THE SONG SLAPS im still talking about lyrics) bc it's very heavy on the shit abt like growing distant and stuff sortof??? like kagepros ending/str is implied to have the mekadan not grow apart but kinda do their own thing while still meeting to hang out, bc kagepro is also about growing up and with growing up comes maybe growing distant from these friends you love, but they will always be important and one of a kind in ur life and when u meet its like time hasnt rly passed between you. not to mention the whole thing about combining eyes and how all the snakes will always end up gathering by the queen no matter what, meaning the dan will always be bound to make their ways back to each other no matter what, and are connected to one another by the literal narrative that theyre all actually sort of aware of a little bit (they always refer to their tragedy as a "story"..kagepro is a little meta lol). and like that's all so beautiful but also fuck it. they all meet for pizza nights every week. erm. the passage of time am i right

ALSO TY FOR READING MY POSTS:///3 I LOVE KAGEROU PROJECT A NORMAL AMOUNT AND IM A NORMAL PERSON

[royallygray]

stalked my own bookmarks for this lol

believing in the country of me and you by remrose [E, 10k, 1/1] idk your policy on shipping or nsfw but this is a scarian fic with some smut at some points. it's so heartbreaking and it is a fic that I tend to reread every two weeks or so because it's just so insanely good. the entire series (fireworks exploding in the distance) is just god tier and I cannot with it I love it so much. I named one of my AO3 pseuds after this fic. It explores Grian's issues really well. And it uses repetitive language to tell the story and I just. wjrjwkadhakbnaa. oh yeah also it's mostly canon compliant

closer to another shore by remrose [T, 56k, 15/15] This is again a scarian fic by the same author. Scar and Grian are exes, but Scar has to do this Vex dating ritual thingy that is required and he's really not comfortable doing it with anyone but it's required to appease the council (bastards). So Grian offers and Scar takes him up on it. They figure out more about themselves, how they knew/know each other, and just. they figure some things out. OH ALSO SCAR AND CUB BROTHERS AND THATS ACTUALLY THE BEST PART OF THIS FIC CUB IS AMAZING AND JUST. AGHHH I was there when this was coming out I love it so so so much. You can probably read my frantic comments on this fic lol

this is the death of beauty by weareallstardustfallen [T, 6.6k, 2/2] canon compliant. flower husbands. after session 7, Scott goes to Dogwarts to get Jimmys body. my note on my bookmark is "I feel like I’m crying but tears are not falling down my face" so do with that what you will

stuck in a lonely loop by atomicpixiedust [T, 7.8k, 1/1] sobbing screaming. this is a mumbo and Grian fic in the same world as closer to another shore and it is. one of the funniest lines (either in this fic or this one) that Mumbo is trans and he named himself Mumbo to rhyme with his last name and I died there

Wake the Dead by Kiki_the_kiwi [M, 62.6k, 10/10] I FOUND THE OTHER GOD TIER ONE. I have such a soft spot for time loops it's not even funny. I would marry this fic. Lim Life centered. Martyn centric. It throws you in the first chapter with Scott pov (I got rly excited about this and then the rest was Martyn and I was slightly disappointed but ultimately I love this) and then. minor spoilers bc it literally happens in the first chapter. Scott dies. And then you get yeeted into Martyn's pov and you get to watch as he tries to figure out what to do bc he's the only one that remembers the loop. :)

Chickenman, Hold My Hand by crystalrainwing [M, 30k, 5/5] desert duo. Scar is the menace-iest menace to ever menace. Found family by committing crimes. needst I say more. quite chaotic

Through the Sky-Blue Cracks by Amethystfairy1 [T, a series, 464k, 58/?] okay my brain is dissolving it's 1am but this is important. so. this is a superhero AU (Hotguy/cute guy) and it uses hybrid discrimination to tell half the story. and it's super cool. just. super cool. recommend. ALSO FLOWER HUSBANDS IS SO CUTE IN THIS. THEYRE SO CUTE AND SO AWKWARD AND JUST. I AM NOT NORMAL ABT THEM. it also has scarian and also some other ships and also there's a REALLY lovely soup group episode. I say episode. its a fic

bfop au by @insomnya777 it's superhero smalletho. and gem. rip Joel he's not having a good time. Joel and Etho are complicated af and just. stuff happens. I'm so sorry I am not doing this fic justice. literally cannot believe this god of an author is my moot but y'know. Joel is villain, Etho hero. enemies flirt but ooooh they actually care omg ~problems~

anyways I gotta sleep now so my brain works again

you know what I haven’t seen going around in a while, and could use some of myself? fic recs! so, consider this both a rec and a self-promo post: recommend some fics to me in the reblogs and I’ll reblog your recs! in general, try to include both a summary and why you’re reccing it (whether it’s a self-promo or someone else’s), and let’s get some eyes on fics!

[slytherinshua]

IM GOOODDDD I was also sick last week like I mentioned before. I'm not sure if it was COVID, but I'm okay noww!!

ALSO SOMETJING FUNNY HAPPENED WITH ME ON SATURDAY. I went to this restaurant and we were like going towards our table and then I suddenly saw my world history teacher there with three of her friends AND I WAS LIKE OH NOOOO because it was so awkward AND I DON'T DISLIKE HER AT ALL I LOVE HER SHE'S SO COOL FR but I pulled a typical me an decided to be awkward as hell. :/

And so she spotted me first and she was waving to me and I was surprised and waved back at her and then I just sat on my seat the entire time trying to not make eye contact with her and so it was awkward and then we just left

AND TODAY I had a class with her, but I didn't go because I wasn't feeling well in the morning and my friend told me that she was telling the class about that day and she was like I thought she'd come and meet me and it would be cool, but she ignored me 💔 and she was kind of bummed 💔💔💔 AND NOW I FEEL BADDDDDD I have a class with her on Wednesday now rip me I am just a socially awkward girl I don't hate you 😔😔😔🤍🤍 they could never make me hate you 💔

anywho so that happened 🤠

DID YOU LSITEN TO NICE GUY ZANNA WHAT DO YOU THINK I love taesan

I really like the song it's very bnd coded it's also pretty catchy and fun THEY LOOK AMAZING THIS CB ESP TAESAN LEEHAN AND JAEHYUN

-🪿

AWWW IM SO GLAD UR FEELING BETTER NOW!!! Omfg I don’t blame you 😭😭😭 I wouldn’t say hi to my teacher either even if I liked them LIKE IDK ITS JUST AWKWARD WHEN U SEE THEM IN PUBLIC 😭😭😭 completely different dynamic than in class like damn u have a life outside of teaching?????? (Ik teachers do cause my dad is a teacher but ITS CRAZY STILL) NO THO OMG 💔💔💔 NOT HER TELLING THE CLASS ABT IT 😭😭😭😭 but it’ll be okay I’m sure she understands or u can talk abt it on wed 😭😭😭😭

I DID LISTEN AND I ALSO LOVE TAESAN GODDDD SKJDKS THEY LOOKED SO GOOD THIS CB AND AS ALWAYS IT WAS SO BONEDO IM NEVER DISAPPOINTED W THEM. They come to serve fr!!!!! also it rly reminded me of debut era (the mv not the song) just the party scene and the walking and everything 🫠🫠 also I feel like they’ve rly grown musically and each one of them is so distinct w their parts now WHICH I LOVE ‼️‼️ it might just me getting to know their voices as well but I think if I listened to their debut songs I wouldn’t be able to tell who’s singing 100% of the time but for this era I rly can 🥹🥹 TAESAN OWNED THIS ERA IMO‼️‼️‼️‼️

[only-lonely-lovers]

07.21.2022

notes: more of a general discussion about HCs

Bird is あ / Avvy is つ

つ：you know I have been thinking about Tsukasa's sexuality so much, and…. I don't think of Tsukasa as nutting rly… often? Not in most scenarios…. there's a different sort of sublime euphoria from like, observing, or participating in a BJ or something like that… I don't think of him as nutting in his pants from it….? It's a mental state

but I don't see him as so goal-oriented in quite that way, by contrast Hanako should be more basic and chasing the pleasure or feeling restless if he can't finish… even Yashiro more restless if she's completely untouched, more… physically needy? I don't see tsukasa as physically needy, funny enough…. yashiro projects onto him her own neediness in that way, so seeing tsukasa go untouched sometimes whole sessions feels sad, esp if he's contributing at all, its like omghanako thats so rude… but i imagine hanako intrinsically knows its. fine. he's actually liking this far too much as it is.

the level upon which tsukasa is enjoying this is already almost despicable. and he would not necessarily enjoy it more if it were like reciprocated so literally. its just not his…. brain chemistry. it's the true sub brain slave brain, he's not really seeking. SEX. he's seeking. being utilized and seeing and stoking emotions.

あ：somehow I do not… think about this happening much either, really, and. hm yeah i would say I really think of Tsukasa lacking that sort of urgency that one has when desirous of nut. Like it doesn't rain down upon him nearly as much as it does Amane. but how to say, I do think he is experiencing sublime pleasure and satisfaction

I was going to say it's like, he's in sub space so hard, it. Goes beyond like, nutting. But when I think about Tsukasa horny it feels so much more like a feverish haze like his brain is inflamed. the anime girl ahegao heart eyes and panting

When I think about Tsukasa very horny it's like. [holding face, mouth breathing] [the room is absolutely sick with it] like this arousal has a cloud. it's like thick fog. it's a status effect injecting into the others through their skin But this sheer degree of it can be induced via like. being stabbed. YOU KNOW…..

つ：yeeaaahhhhuh . kfldjg I like to think Amane has that difficult emotion about Tsukasa's enjoyment fkls;jfkdkl oh you know when you just like never want to let someone win, like you're just in a mood…. when bird is 'no' at everything as if its losing to say yes. but like he doesn't want to trigger the pleasure miasma into the air bc it will choke him

あ：I think Amane just gets into such "ew you have cooties" modes like. So mad you are enjoying it SO much. stop being so into me. freak [is just mad because it's like the floor is full of landmines that could be triggered and rip his dick off]

つ：the coward

あ：It is cowardly. I DON'T WANT TO BE OWNED….. he thinks.

……….. It's cute though, the way Nene would uncontrollably project, like, it's just too sad to her, if she imagines being a floater on the edges for a week straight or something, it'd make her cry. Never get pussy rubbed. but she's endearingly not really understanding what it's like inside of there

In that case though I think any kind of possession / sharing mind circumstance would be so viscerally educational for her like oh. It's -- absolutely -- insane in here [in awe]

the toukan koukan of sharing a body/mind for a bit is nene experiences the crazy dome up-close and tsukasa experiences having a wet wet pussy.

つ：she is a needy girl, and she is spoiled in comparison… its novel for tsukasa to observe her neediness- cuuuuuute. It makes sense, even, how Amane wants a girl like Nene! How he'd like someone who needs particular things, who feels bereft without them…!

the kind of provider position it puts Amane in, to benevolently bestow. He can see the appeal of power and control Amane wields over Nene

あ：Though just from observation I am sure that Tsukasa is perceptive enough to see the way Amane interfaces with nene and is like ahhhh…. Oh it makes so much sense… he must really be experiencing something divine, watching her physically plead and twist and all…

I think Tsukasa can be very very good and still and hold positions when instructed. Getting very [hyperfocuses] … [responds as if Amane has snapped his fingers] … I think describing it as not as goal-oriented just feels accurate, that goes for Tsukasa overall. imo chasing nut takes a certain kind of mm. impatience and desire for satisfaction.

You gotta want it and also be frustrated when you are not getting it

つ：tsukasa is in fact infinitely patient. its cute that amane and nene are nooot patient❤️ they be really kicking their hooves around snorting

あ：Tsukasa for whom time is kind of deconstructed and meaningless

つ：wee heeee

あ：I think you could fuck with him. for days straight If you were nuts

つ：if only. if it were like. oh nene i'm going to give you a demonstration of how tsukasa is different

あ：Watch this. You know the way Asriel is like. step upon me kris i have been practicing being a stool It's like that kind of sheer eagerness.

つ：it is a bit despicable

あ：It is difficult to observe up close

In my mind's eye it's cartoonish like Amane just has him in a chokehold with one hand all day [ties a rope around you and drags you everywhere]

つ：like he is a balloon

あ：Every now and then I just [throttles him]

つ：nene must be treated like human being. she's a freak and extreme in her own way in that she is too willing to die to be with hanako. her thirst must be respected. but she would not want to be treated like. inhumanly

SHE WANTS A.RELATIONSHIP SHE WANST BOYFRIEND

あ：SHE IS-- SHE IS DELICATE. I DON'T THINK SHE COULD HANDLE IT… i mean i think it's really like [rests my shoes on tsukasa's face]

every now and then I just spike him by looking him in the eye and saying utterly insane shit

I think if you like ripped the limiter off. in terms of like. Amane is trying to prove a point. I think this is the sort of -- I've walked myself back into something without planning to [just having a reason to be so absolutely batshit] like Nene is indeed afraid to witness Amane freaking laying it on. you are watching Tsukasa become like unraveled like a fox peeing itself. but sustains this

[justin voice] this is a good day for you?

つ：and understand-- through observation-- that for tsukasa-- this isn't even edging. this may as well be the equivalent of being fucked all day unendingly, for nene. equivalent

あ：it's just not edging. if anything you will understand Amane is being edged

Though fdjkgh the way it can be like… [voice sounds strained] You see, Yashiro. He just loves it. [holding by chin dehumanizingly] [shaking tsukasa's face side to side] This is all he wants.

つ：and its like MMMM❤️❤️ HEEHEHEHEHEHEE

あ：Maybe you shouldn't pity him so much. [looks to the side] maybe I should be pitied. You ever think about that

つ：cant you see that this is a lot

あ：You can't imagine what it's like. To be under this kind of attention.

If… Amane. could have a moment of sincerity. [closes eyes]

… since… we're talking about generally, like. the contrast Tsukasa's needs vs others. I do think it's fair to say that Tsukasa really would be happy with whatever happens to him, it was simply enough to… get to be in Amane's life at all, every second was more than was expected and treasured thusly. Tsukasa had years to anticipate his death by Amane's hands as well, so, he's just a lot further ahead in terms of accepting what this 'means'. And in the years as things percolated and lead to his murder, he was surely able to be attuned to it & appreciate it for what it was. Observing Amane's brewing intent… action… desires. And so on.

Comparatively, I think it was a lot more of a 'frog in boiling water' situation for Amane -- and the result is, from his POV, the… note they ended on was abrupt, sudden, and thus, monstrously overwhelming to contend with. Every thought and feeling and urge… The way it manifested in him… leaving him sitting there, wondering in horror, is THAT what I'm like…? what i feel……….???? … left to ponder this on his own, troubled, for who knows how long.

Anyways, this, I think, leads to such a feeling of uhm.. Restlessness… A lack of acceptance of what happened… Both in the extreme self-rejection of 'that wasn't right, what i did, i can't ever be like that again, i won't be that again, i need to make up for it, i'll never forgive myself' ….. and, I think, eventually -- if you could get Amane to the point of, reflecting on any of it… He would also have this restlessness, even when not being totally in denial. Thinking 'but I didn't even do it the best I could.' IF, I was going to be the… crazy, impassioned, obsessed about my brother, type, why did-? It have to, only come out, in the very END, as messily as possible. It wasn't even cool. what the hell.

… why didn't I even like. En… joy… myself. ? Why wasn't it… even… [squints] I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN, HAVE EXTREME PLEASURE it could have been so easy right, if - if I had it in me to be the crazy murder guy. omfg!!!

[MOODILY LOOKS OUT WINDOW] …. … ………. so eventually you get to the point where it is Amane who can be wistful and reflect on past and be like, man if only. If only i was smart enough ig to kiss Tsukasa a little bit, if only we stumbled into… something, anything. A little something. I guess i would have liked it. [nauseous]

つ：it's all a little odd and struggled….. Amane is distressed, but if only he was completely unhinged, reveling in it all… making someone your object but not…. permanently resolutely…. Tsukasa also has this benefit of spending years getting to bask in his own sacrifice and the fantasy of providing Amane with a beautiful life… it really is parallel to yashiro-- but it's like if hanako had the illusion yashiro DID get to live a happy extended life without him for many many years, with absolutely no reason to think otherwise, and was on cloud 9 about that deep inside….

あ：Uhuhm…. If there really was a great satisfaction in having accomplished it.

つ：there wasn't even some urge to go and be sure it was really happening… to confirm with own eyeballs… was just satisfied and certain.

あ：In this way, Tsukasa just is capable of having a lot more faith and hope than Amane can (moon boy…) the ah devotion simply powers him

つ：I've been thinking a lot about their living dynamic and, it's devastating we don't get to know what it was like before the murder…. sigh. What we have SEEN of them…. is a quite scary, delusional feeling Amane … you know, really throwing his arms open. I think a lot about the guy writing on the blackboard and scurrying around the room in a frenzied excitement after having been so difficult

I think there he is reveling even in appearing unwell to tsuchigomori-- ! or at least appearing INSCRUTABLE. You're worried about me-- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. AT ALL! YOU see a difficult boy in your class, I'm more than that [RUNS AROUND THE ROOM]

あ：It's sooo alluring to think about it hurts…

mm yeah it lends to Amane's sheer…. hm, his -? I dunno, GENUINE CONDESCENSION of tsuchigomori… the disdain, the distance, the unimaginable chasm between them as individuals.

つ：the short story does freak me out…. I go on pleasure cruises sometimes re: Tsukasa torture and like, begging to be killed by Amane as a freedom from it, and Amane just promising to go with him.

of course he can't respect the condescending pity… to feel this emotion you have to be completely out of your depth. so much so it's funny, and idiotic

あ：The only response is to slap hand away. You can't fathom my world…. Honestly, presenting the lunar rock and KNOWING this man isn't going to see it for 'what it really is'. This all is a part of that attitude. You cannot fathom what I see & know. You don't know the extent of my thoughts, what I see and feel. What I am going through.

And in the end, Amane is so.. proud.. to announce his refusal to leave…. I think it's like someone who has idk. Done the crazy person equivalent of making plans to elope. Oh, me… I'm not heading to the future like all you peons A scary confident boy announces his decision to stay.

つ：i've decided I'm above it. He IS proud of it. Andhe's… STILL.. FOR SOME REASON… PROUD OF IT, even in picture perfect

あ：This far into things………… I still define myself by this choice.

つ：i think the phrase "i'm not going anywhere." is going to destroy us bone by bone later

あ：I think it is going to remove my tendons That nasty beat

つ：i can already feel it. as an announcement it's. heuugh.

あ：it is nauseating

つ：i mean if we think about yashiro/tsukasa parallells. it would be a lot if hanako finally said that to yashiro!!!! she would come

あ：her knees would buckle, wouldn't she feel woozy.

つ：he is always trying to goddamn flee. if he finally was like. I'm not ever going anywhere, I'm staying here. She would be HEYHAYHEAAA!!!

あ：she'd like sob

つ：ohhh FINALLY!!! she'd think

あ：so gd painful. that line NONE OF US ARE READY OKAY.

[coughs] ………. anyways I was just trying to like…………….. .. explain the psyche of an Amane that can finally like. Look back on the past and desire particular things. It's like. it's like soo painful to do at all, I really think contending with the sincere sentimentality for childhood is sf painful. all the beautiful memories. ._. it's difficult to touch back on at all after all this time. even moreso, to then like, want to think about, like a blowjob back then. but also it's like. And I must. I;m capable of it now.

but it's funny to then be like [angrily] and, I need Tsukasa to think about it too. DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE. THINK ABOTU TI DFJKLGHF !!!!!!!!!!!!! [smacks] and YOU. get horny about it.

つ：and unfortunately tsukasa needs to be spurred to get horny about these things….. he's far too content with reality…. Amane has to be like: BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE.

あ：I guess I understand the psyche of it having to be like a COMMAND from Amane like ah. [points finger] DO THIS!! Finally just giving instructions. HERE!!!

ohhh if you want to give me what I want … here… HERE!!!!!! my heart's ddesires. HERE!!!!!!!!! [suffocating] [hyperventilating]

つ：Tsukasa should be induced to fantasizing of it… but ah. it would cause him to be blankly staring into nothingness for days straight picturing many things. while amane watches this and has to burn to smithereens knowing that is what he is doing. but i have to let him. [eyeballs peeling out of skull]

[drbtinglecannon]

On the one hand, suffering cuz Darius, Raine, and Eber finding Hunter in the woods after "Hollow Mind" and helping him is not canon 😔

On the other hand, Hunter crushing on Willow is, and he could immediately tell it was an illusion because he admires her strength so much, and he still exclusively calls her "Captain"

Also his flyer derby friends care about him so much they risked safety to get him!

Also Hunter and Gus becoming better friends and Gus teaching Hunter a breathing technique (that Willow taught him) warms my heart

Rip Dadrius as canon for now at least, but I'm thrilled Hunter has such good friends!!!! (and his crush on Willow is super cute)

Also to see Hunter is the one that gets to warn everyone about the day of unity is actually a nice twist I wasn't expecting, but it's also great growth for him in his redemption arc.

[apyrisol]

JJK VOLUME 1

it's standard fare, we've all seen it. mostly just talkin abt little details i like or noticed.

meg you look soo much like gojo in this fit it's crazy. his character profile says he likes clothes that would be comfortable for around the house wear but this is such a gojo fit to me.

ive always thought his fingers look nasty as fuck. like im sure that's an intended thing but sukuna what the fuck is wrong w ur body that makes little faces grow out of ur rotting knuckle and little plantlike growths where ur shit got severed. what a strange creature he is. also a big fan of how large a single finger of his is compared to this girlies hand, rly puts into perspective how mammoth this guy was right from the start.

do we ever see the dogs eating curses past this point? why do they consume them here at all? i mean i don't imagine curses carry much nutrients unless for some reason them being shikigami makes them able to absorb cursed energy from a curses body. you don't see any other shikigami ever do this but shrug. ten shadows is weird and different from normal shikigami it feels like

welcome back from the dead my king orz. i am so so soooo obsessed with how you can tell just how little control sukuna has over yuji at the start because his features aren't even taking over his entire body (his claws are only on one hand, the pupil shape changes depending on who's speaking, and the second set of eyes close more when yuji's talking as well). i just think it's super neat!!! also mahoraga cocktease #1 bro put those hands DOWN

i don't really have much to say i just think he's fun. they only ever really reference his impressions like once i think when he's at dinner at the yoshinos house

i really like this pannel of sukuna 👍 and i don't think i ever noticed he had gauges before! neat!! gege loves giving their evil bitches these

you know gojo saw this kid wearing a hoodie the like 3(three) prior times he met him and just went "yea he's gonna fucking LOVE this"

im not crazy right? he gets ripped as fuck once he's out of the prison realm right? like he's lanky as all hell here im not imagining the change si? also him being good at everything is so funny to me i have no idea why. mary sue ass guy i love that for him a lot

i always loooove when we get to see megumis 10 shadows actually emerging from his shadow, it's so so fun

i watched jjk 0 after i watched the first couple eps of the anime so i never really thought about it till either my first reading of the manga or my first rewatch of the anime, but ever since then ive always wondered if it was meant to be implied that this man could've been the same one who killed rika. personally i think it'd be a real fun little subtle connection to make.

finger bearer kindve pulling some gojo v hanami shit here. i fuck with it heavy, this thang is such an interesting creature

cute ass yuji there and a fun little graph to end it off i will see u all tomorrow probably 😁

kinda liveblog thread incoming soon. i bought an almost complete set of the jjk manga (it's only missing the 2 most recent english releases, vol 22 and 23) so even though ive already read it all once and watched the anime+movie plenty of times now here are new things im noticing and random stuff i have to say 😁

[sambashua]

92 questions/random questions/8 things tag~

hello friends !!! i’ve done the first two tags before but it’s been quite a while so ?? let’s see if i can come up w new responses i guess?? also these all have similar-ish questions so i thought i’d combine them so i don’t clog up everyone’s dashes~

tagged by (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ(ilya so dang much my favorite muffins)

92 questions: mariel! @jaehyunscult kelby! @yooncheoly and claudia! @s-lay-ing 

random questions: kolbo! @yooncheoly ommo! @strawberryboo​ and cloodoo! @s-lay-ing 

eight things: em! @seoulscapes mj! @jungnoir and kat! @atshinee

i’m going to tag @everyonesabiaswrecker @hoshi-ssi @king-hao @moonhyook @taeismyking @honestlay @yoonsunha @amessence @kylamassie1 @peachesandkili and also the beans who tagged me above!! you can do one of the ones you didn’t tag me in hehe(≧◡≦)

you guys can choose whichever tags you want!! or all of them ? idk it’s basically either long, easy or creative so whatever you feel like doing… or do none of them!! that works too! if you don’t want to be tagged just let me knowwww also you rlly don’t have to read this whole thing it is so damn long… but w/o further ado…

92 questions

the last…

1. drink: water

2. phone call: my grandma !

3. text message: “THEBOP OF THE SUMMER” (sic)

4. song you listened to: ‘love paint (every afternoon)’ by NU’EST started playing before i got out of the car last night… WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED I WATCHED MX’S NEWTON THIS MORNING OH MY GOD THE BOP OF THE SUMMER THAT’S WHAT THE TEXT WAS ABT BTW

5. time you cried: hmmmm not monsta x surprisingly ? but we have some rlly spicy food in LA and @everyonesabiaswrecker @taeismyking and i had to hide our eyes from the waiter lol

have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: nooo (as i said last time i’ve never dated so these are all no’s so you can skip around a bit i suppose)

7. been cheated on: nooo

8. kissed someone and regretted it: nooo

9. lost someone special: yea

10. been depressed: nope

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: drinking makes ya do bad stuff kids

list three favorite colors (12-15)…

grey, light blue nd light green !

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yeAH SO MANY! irl and online i’m so thankful for everyone i’ve met~~ since i started uni i was rlly nervous abt meeting people and although i have one (1) new friend irl (shoutout to my main main main kat @atshinee literally where would i be w/o you i probably woulda gotten stuck at camp bc of the hail storm) i’ve met countless lovely individuals online that i am forever grateful for;;; now i’m being all sappy someoNE STOP ME

16. fallen out of love: nooo

17. laughed until you cried: almost everyday~~

18. found out someone was talking about you: oh yea

19. met someone who changed you: YES

20. found out who your true friends are: yeah!

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: nooooooooooooooope

general stuff

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: idk like probably actually 80% but they’re not people i talk to now ? (kat still yells at me abt my answer last time)

23. do you have any pets: I GOT TWO CATS TOM TOM AND MYSTERY THEY ARE ADORABLE BEANS ND I LIKE TO BRAG ABT THEM SO ASK ME FOR PICS

24. do you want to change your name: i like my name a lot tbh (there’s so many endless nickname possibilities honestly)

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i got gelato w two of my closest frandssss and also listened to nct dream like the whole day it was the best

26. what time did you wake up: um m m i think 9? yesterday i went to bed at 3:30 and woke up at 7:30 so i slept in more today lol

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: trying to read a soonhoon fic from eep and messaging ivy:D

28. name something you cannot wait for: uM IDK EVERYTHING I WAS WAITING FOR ALREADY HAPPENED i guess just moving back to school and starting classes??? i’m so anxious ugh

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 4 ? hours ago ?

30. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: um idk i think i’m pretty blessed to be completely honest

31. what are you listening to right now: there’s construction going on in the distance idk what they’re doing but it is LOUD

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i’m so shook people haven’t talked to any toms i’ve met so many i don’t undeRSTAND

33. something that is getting on your nerves: ignorance *finger guns*

34. most visited website: tumblr (i haven’t been on youtube much lately cry)

35. elementary school: yeahhh

36. high school: yeahhh

37. college: yeahhh

38. hair color: blonde 

39. long or short hair: it’s so long rn i’m constantly choking on it

40. do you have a crush on someone: crushes are for noobs

41. what do you like about yourself: “everything, love yourself.” -kat

42. piercings: ears but i never wear them

43. blood type: idk my parents are both AB so my mom says we’re that too but mom that’s not how genetics work

44. nickname: i have so many but my most common one is mir~ i answer to anything tho

45. relationship status: engaged to jeon wonwoo

46. zodiac sign: cancer~

47. pronouns: she/her

48. favorite tv show: game of thrones or below deck (watch it it’s a reality show abt a yacht crew it’s so entertaining) 

49. tattoos: nope i’m too indecisive

50. righty or lefty: right

first…

51. surgery: i had surgery junior year of high school

52. piercing: did they not already ask this oh jk this is first well i still only have ears

53. best friend: in the womb bitchhh (-8 months would be the official age)

54. sport: i think karate ? my dad is super sporty tho so sister and i tried every sport known to man

55. vacation: probably washington bc i have a lot of family there

56. pair of sneakers: literally who knows this tho

right now…

57. eating: nothing

58. drinking: now i’m drinking tea

59. i’m about to: eat a bagel maybe

60. listening to: good luck by aoa (yessss my girls)

61. waiting for: jordyn to get off work so i can see her new dorm:D

62. do you want kids: i always have

63. do you want to get married: i don’t really know marriage seems so outdated…

64: what career do you want: journalist (yay)

which is better…

65. hugs or kisses: hugs!

66. lips or eyes: eyes!

67. shorter or taller: i don’t have much preference but i’m tall and i like being tall

68. older or younger: i don’t really care bc some older people are really immature and some younger people are really mature so~

70. nice arms or nice stomach: i really really don’t care

71. sensitive or loud: these honestly aren’t even antonyms

72. hook up or relationship: relationship

73. troublemaker or hesitant: i’ve never been a troublemaker so ?

have you ever…

74. kissed a stranger: nooo

75. drank hard liquor: neh ?

76. lost glasses/lenses: i have above average vision boiiiii

77. turned someone down: i mean;;;; i think most people have at least indirectly

78. had sex on the first date: nooo

79. broken someone’s heart: i really doubt it lol

80. had your heart broken: jeon wonwoo breaks my heart daily

81. been arrested: nooo

82. cried when someone died: yeahh

83. fallen for a friend: no

do you believe in…

84. yourself: YEAH I GOT THIS! YOU GOT THIS! WE ALL GOT THIS!

85. miracles: maybe ?

86. love at first sight: not even a little bit

87. santa claus:

LOOK AT SOONYOUNG I’M LAUGHING

88. kiss on the first date: i mean i don’t see why not

89. angels: maybe ?

other…

90. current best friends name: sister n em n kat n cass n jords n val :3

91. eye color: grey ish

92. favorite movie: the proposal was my favorite movie for so long;;; i liked moonlight a lot too go see it

random questions

dude i fucking forgot abt this one i thought i was done fuck (why is this font so tiny)

relationship status: single for 19 years bishhhhhhhh favorite color: grey!! but i’ve been feelin orange lately hmmmm lipstick or chapstick: i like tinted lip balm:) but i even use vaseline sometimes try it okay it makes yo lips so soft last song you listened to: well i already said so i’ll do what’s stuck in my head rn: coffee by bts (it’s so good i get such calming vibes from it) last movie you watched: BABY DRIVER it was so ffffff good 100/10 would rec~ the car chases were so cool dude also ansel elgort is such a cutie top 3 characters: i’ll as april ludgate from parks n rec (are you happy jords), celaena from throne of glass, ndddd risa koizumi from lovcom:) top 3 ships: jejun ! soonwoo ! MARKHYUCK(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ books you are currently reading: rnnnn i’m STILL reading heir of fire (don’t worry cass i will finish it in time) top 5 musicals: mulan is endlessly iconic okay, hsm, phantom of the opera, the sound of music nd mama mia !

eight things

last movie watched: baby driver hoo hoo last song listened to: me gustas tu bitchhhhh last book read: Crown of Midnight still oops sorry cass i’m so damn slow these days  last thing eaten: fig newtons (buy newton by monsta x on itunes) if you could be anywhere right now, where would you be: wherever @atshinee​ is because i want to support her for her test but i know i would probably just distract her:(((((( a fictional character you would hang out with for the day: probably dorian from throne of glass bc he just seems like such a lovable dork i want to give him a big ole hug he needs it  what fictional world/universe would you want to spend a week in: i used to be obsessed w the series Gregor the Overlander as a kid and i’d really want to spend a day there that would be so awesome esp the one where they travel through the one rainforest jungle… but also Harry Potter bc i rlly want to go to hogwarts and just;;; look around? it’s so pretty and i want to see all the paintings and staircases and the people it’d be great last video game played: i’ve never rlly played video games… i used to play the sims does that count rip

well it’s finally frickin done i doubt anyone bared w me for this trainwreck…….. i’m so tired now will i even do more of these today jk i gotta i am so behind but no selfie tags i look trash

[chisatowo]

Asuka <333333

[delicrieux]

—MAKE YOU SAY “OH” EXTRAS: TINDER

extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the “make you say oh” timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final “oh”. 

pairing—corpse husband x f!reader warnings—tinder profiles, tw: men, swearing.  word count—2.6k. format— written. ─── ❥ req by nonnie​:  y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao

author’s note—akldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao

ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist

You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of “strea” had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldn’t even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.

A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. It’s an entity all on it’s own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that you’re biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly don’t know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. It’s really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?

Because it’s funny. Because you’re kinda stupid. Because it’s just so absolutely laughably easy to do.

A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, “Greetings,” You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, “my children.”

mother i crave violence

sensing evil energy rn!!

i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this 💖💖

^with peace and love shut the fuck up

“I know y’all lowkey hoes-” Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, “Now c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. We’re the same, don’t-what was that?”

You try to scroll back to the comment but it’s loss in the sea of incoming messages, “I swear to God I just saw-”

Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams it’s not like i have anything better to do.

“COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!” 

rip headphone users

i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears

yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up 😭😭😭😭

To think he’s spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges it’s way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: don’t do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind won’t fare much better either.

Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, won’t he? Why don’t you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, don’t you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because he’s in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth. 

queen rly went from  🥺😊 to 😕 u ok bbgirl?

Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie

akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.

Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.

There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.

The mood changes once again- you’re giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.

nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!

^pack it up girl defined

“So, Charlie and I-” You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, “-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. We’re best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if y’all need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.”

You can’t be bothered reading the comments, there’s too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing. 

“Okay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadn’t swiped on anyone yet-” Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, “So, this is me,” You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, you’d super like instantly. “Uhm, so, my bio-my bio says: let’s sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.” 

i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence live 

shes trying give her time

ya dig??? y not capeesh

what scene from the godfather is this lol?

“My anthem, is,” You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, “Corpsie, this is form you-” Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpse’s E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, “Hehe.” Yes, you say that aloud.

Corpse_Husband: you’re killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder ❤︎

You ignore his last quip, deciding it’s finally time to get this show on the road, “Right, let’s do this shit. I’m not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, can’t believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So I’m just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I don’t care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I don’t think they possess them in the first place.”

The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.

Does Tinder know what you’re doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. He’s the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you don’t care enough to look up. Bio reads:

I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you can’t catch me by the ocean, you’ll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and I’ll keep a close eye to make sure you’re doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. I’m a Gemini, if that matters lol.

You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but he’s a Gemini, so naturally, you can’t trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), it’s an instant match.

“Okie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so I’ll see what he’ll text later-” For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but you’re having too much fun to think of it further, “guys, I won't get sued, right?”

NOW she considers it

well....

if you do, we’ll kickstart your lawyer dw <3

Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume he’s mid-fixing it, you don’t really know why else he’d hold a wrench and be covered in oil. He’s shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, “I don’t...I don’t really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, it’s just not my thing, uhm, unless it’s like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I don’t care.”

Onto the bio:

You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up 😜 

“What the fuck did I just read?”

The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.

The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldn’t write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall. 

But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.

No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that he’s 23.

“He boutta be 23 in me.” You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.

WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????

tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his “female” partner should be

^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell

look at mom 🥺 her eyes are sparkling

It wasn’t a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple “yo” you totally didn’t sequel. You didn’t manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didn’t really find all that attractive was easy, but this...You’re a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.

What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You don’t feel too heartbroken for him- you’re certain there’s already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.

Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice you’re trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.

YOU’RE BLOCKED. You can’t follow or see @/Corpse_Husband ‘s Tweets. 

...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought you’re one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didn’t like your stream, he could’ve just said so. Didn’t need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.

You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didn’t mean to hurt her, it’s not her, it’s you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and you’re already loosing your mind.

“Raeeeeeeeeeeee!” You whine loudly. It’s roughly 2am now, but you don’t care. You’re too heartbroken to care. There’s a thump from her room, but nothing else, “Raeeeeeeeee!!!” You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.

“What?” She grits.

“Can you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?”

“What did you do now?”

“I made fun of men on Tinder.”

She pauses, “...That doesn’t sound so bad.” She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, “What else?”

“...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--”

“Y/n.”

“-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?”

She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, “You owe me one.” She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.

Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, you’re so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.

You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(

my husband You’re my baby, how do you think I’ll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?

Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. You’re finished. Your heart can’t take such a workout. 

Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!

You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?

my husband Not jealous.

Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know that’s a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesn’t have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: “You really have nothing to worry about, you know? You’re my favorite, Corpsie.”

He responds via text, reiterating that he’s not fucking jealous and that he just doesn’t like when you show such outward interest in anyone but it’s not like he cares or anything. It’s just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesn’t matter that his viewers can’t see it, it’s gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because it’s all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasn’t upset that you found someone else cute, no way!

my husband I’m not jealous. Lol.

You ik u repeated tht like 50 times  u trynna convince me or??? lmao

my husband No comment. ...You don’t actually talk to anyone else like we’re talking, right?

You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs

my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)

Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.

hope you liked it!! xx

[majorxmaggiexboy]

trying to write this Terror fic is funny though bc it's like

Well James has to be pov for this bit bc he's the most efficient he'll get in get the job done make some observations and then hop off to relay the message and keep things rolling

What the hell was jopson even doing off the boat it's a mystery tbh maybe readers can tell me

Makes no sense for James to pov here he has to get back to his boat guess we need Crozier but he just walks in and is either like "hmmm. Horrors again" or "well, shit" and leaves like no come back I we need you

Why the hell did jopson just happen to have a knife

He has at least two knives on him at all times it's never mentioned in Canon but I know it's true

*character gets injured* doctor McDonald: "it might look worse than it is, theres hope" doctor Stanley, with no hesitation and arguably with some glee "at least we know who's dying next time the bear shows up*

Rearranging the space time continuum so that Crozier is done with withdrawals but carnivale hasn't happened because ugh that would be super inconvenient

Blanky povs just so he can walk in and propose two completely inappropriate alternative uses for his wooden leg and also be like "shame you lost an eye. Still have to challenge you to a duel though"

90% of Croziers internal dialogue being him just regretting not keeping that last bottle of whiskey somewhere

Local character brings knife to involuntary tuunbaq fight and learns that actions have consequences RIP

Irving tries to be a pov character but he just kind of shows up and makes things rly uncomfortable he's a weird little dude

Crozier: "blanky lost a leg but at least the bear is possibly dead and I'm sober now" *cue screaming from outside* crozier: clown makeup

The crux of the story being these two characters having Emotions over a very specific problem to the point Crozier is desperately considering destroying a relationship and its so dramatic but then blanky just comes in and is like, threatening lying "my wooden leg could solve this problem but it could also create new and different problems" like a goddam hero, saving the day instantly

PRAY FOR ME PLS I’M ACTUALLY WRITING