#it's like shhhh
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Sometimes I wonder about worms. Like where the fuck do they come from. You can dig and find them but it isn't like there are tunnels, they are just there, snails pace serpentine through the dirt and granules. At a depth shallow enough the dirt above doesn't crush them, yet deep enough you gotta dig a bit to really find them down there.
Just squirming and waiting to get hooked in some fish on a time waxing off the full moon.
#yeah I had thought abouts wanting to play woth your hair as I laid in bed after convincing you to try smoking...for the ballet#I'm like a meme#the world is a madhouse#I wish I could be happy with manisfestos of captial reigns of empires read in game format for his own mentality going forward for a time#no it's all i obsession over my power (kinda)....(more than kinda) but not in a selfish way which is hard to explain but true#the stakes are high and the valley is low#in the valley I slow...in the valley I growing#but an eternity for me is no time for you#some greater part of me understands the greater part of me though#put on a pedestal of willing enslavement#nah you were so hot... first thought....wonder when she'll finally work her way over....a couple dudes are like looking#trying to get the fresh set off#oh no the hot broke 18 year old that's the one#wow this is way more intimate than I was expecting#if it wasn't you I would have been like its cool you ain't gotta get on me like that#dance duh okay george#gorgeous is a word I have used to describe you.....this is truth#years ago before I knew I knew you a bunch of times already#telling her to call you trying to temper the Want in my voice#but....for it to work out she has to be cool. we all have to be cool#amd hot as fuck for each other#all deep and particularl#calculus#but even my 99 was dope because in chinese he was like you fogot +c#one time I missed a quiz but he was cool about it#I would like to lament I never got a reply to the email I sent him later#yes please be my super sweaty workout partner and then I get salt licks#they're soooo good#it's like shhhh#let me enjoy your honey musk
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Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?
Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this
HATSUNE BEAK-U
(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)
#makenna made a thing#hatsune miku#chicken miku#onagadori#the roosters are the ones with the tails but that just opens this up for even more possibilities#is she trans? is she assigned hen at birth but went through spontaneous sex reversal like can happen to poultry if a hens ovary goes wonky?#it's up to you follow your heart miku can be anything#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#artists on tumblr#birdblr#chickenblr#birds#this breed doesn't typically have this comb type but shhhh#vocaloid#yes i WILL chickenify your fictional celebrities!!#anon#ngl this was actually a really good character design exercise lol#does she dye her feathers? she'll never tell this is anime logic
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We all had fun with geography class now onto science! take this quiz to name as many elements as you can :) [edit: now with north american and british spelling]
obligatory rb for sample size <3
#polls#science#chemistry#periodic table#yes i said i was going to make this like 3 weeks ago and i did i just forgot to actually post it shhhh#im a weirdo who has a decent chunk of the periodic table song memorized so im interested to see how many elements normal people know
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i just need to be idk, babied by logan, even though he knows that twenty something isnt a baby, hes showing you how to smoke properly, your sitting on his lap and taking sips of his drink, he lets you lay your head in his lap and cuddles up to him at night with ur cheek against his stomach and he just like, takes care of you? like he pets and humours and tolerates and when ur fucking hes so caring, stroking hair and kissing ur cheeks and forehead ur honour i want him so bad
And you get it soooo fucking bad because the idea of him being so paternal with you is something that just rots me to my coreee you guys. And there's a semblance of casual dominance about it that just makes me sob.
He's in the middle of fucking you. His chest pressed to your back, his skin flush to your own as he stands curved over you on your hands and knees on his bed. He keeps an arm wrapped around your chest, keeping you upright as he rolls his hips into, pressing a long kiss to the back of your head.
You'll be at the counter in the kitchen late at night, working on whatever when he wanders into the room in a grey hoodie and sweats. He makes his way to lean against the countertop, peering over at your notes. "Y'need anything, baby?" He'll eventually ask, running his knuckles over your forearm as you continue to write. "Mm, maybe water," you say, almost jumping out of your seat before you're being pushed back into the leather cushioning of the chair. "Let me do it fr'ya, sweetheart." And you don't get your glass of water until after he's "secretly" stolen a sip. He stands next to your seat at the counter until you're all done.
He's the first time you experience smoking. The smell of tobacco is heavy in the air while he sits on the front porch of the mansion. You've always been one to try new things and Logans never been one to deny you almost anything and so of course he holds the blunt of the cigar to your soft lips and lights the tobacco while you look all pretty fr'him. Takes you a couple tries and a few lessons in watching Logan easily breathe in the smokey tar, but you catch it eventually, earning a "atta' girl." From Logan.
Has you sit in his lap during movie nights at the mansion while he nurses a bottle of Jack Daniel's. He keeps a hand wrapped around your hip and the other on the neck of the bottle. Ever so often, you'll motion towards the bottle, and Logan'll hold you by the chin and tilt the bottle to your lips only for a second before pulling it away. You try to reach for it back, and he's pushing your hand away with a "C'mon, kid, that's enough." And you better not argue, it'll start an hour long discussion on how he knows best.
Or how the two of you will be lying on the couch after finishing a movie. You're resting against his chest as he runs the tips of his fingers up and down your back softly. And he'll just start giving you quick pecks here and there over your cheeks and on the tip of your nose and your forehead and chin before pulling back to look you over. He'll soothe the palm of his hand over the soft apple of your cheek, whispering softly "Yr'my baby, huh."
#the drinking one with him is very much like shhhh occasional drink enthusiast an alcoholic is speaking#will definitely be drafting a first drink fic with Logan later <333#might flesh the rest of these out too <3#logan howlett#wolverine#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader
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when items which claim to be made of linen are like "hand wash gentle only do not use machines" it's soooo. guys linen is like. the durable fiber. I should be able to fucking boil this and hit it with rocks biweekly. you are doing something wrong
#RED FLAG AS HELL GUYS#i feel like this is bc its considered Luxury or some shit now?#ITS FLAX. ITS. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PUT THIS IN. A ROCK TUMBLER#what if my other beautiful wife hemp was more accessible and widely used in clothing ... imagine...#WE COULD HAVE IT ALL#THE PLANET IS WARMING LET PEOPLE WEAR HEMP OKAY#SHHHH NO MORE PLASTIC ONLY HEMP#it wouldn't have to be fiber special interest hour so often if people were not so frequently wrong about fibers
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what if martlet was in deltarune
#id imagine shes like an engineering major or something#shes visiting her family for spring break (she regrets it)#martlet is like 20 rigjht. she probably wld be older in dr than she is in uty since its in the past but shhhh shhh#undertale yellow#uty#martlet#berdly#deltarune#yeagh
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I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward
#artists on tumblr#animation#in stars and time#isat#illustration#in stars and time spoilers#isat spoilers#like for real#anyway I'm still thinking about Siffrin Instarsandtime#shoutout to tumblr user jb-blunk for the words from the caption which inspired this whole deal#literally finished the game and had those words looping (haHA) in my head like 'how do I use this what can I do to match this feeling' LMAO#if you haven't played ISAT well. first of all stop looking don't glean anything from this shhhh- but also GO PLAY IT IT'S EXCELLENT#heavily based off the astronomical clock in Prague! I love that thing so it was really fun to try and make it more ISAT-like#bc the themes are already there yanno!! Stars n' whatnot! And then of course the craft types instead of the astrological signs!#Loop and the King for the sun and the moon!!#can you tell I thought about and planned this one for like. A while. Longer than I usually spend LMAO#so yeah go play it immediately come be absolutely ILL and SICK and PLAGUED about the secret boss with me#fanart#pic
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A Minecraft phantom design based on stingrays and giant isopods :3
#slowly coming out of hiatus…. haiii :33#minecraft#minecraft art#mc art#mc#minecraft phantom#minecraft mobs#creature design#giant isopod#isopods#my art#my artwork#Ozias draws a thing#fanart#art#digital art#minecraft fanart#whehehee I love marine life…. giant isopods my beloved#I like to imagine that they attack by swooping down and grabbing you with their little feet#and stinging you with their tail before jumping back into the sky to retreat :3#(also this is a repost from my Twitter just don’t notice that shhhh)
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sephora at the grocery store 🔥🔥🔥
#timmy draws stuff#fanart#digital art#my art#ff7#ffvii#sephiroth#doodles#I think having a bunch of cats would have fixed him hashtag tbh#the first drawing is just an excuse for me to put them in a cool outfit but shhhh#I hope he DIES#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#they’re like a squeaky toy to me
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girls will literally turn their parents’ corpses into meat puppets to prevent the House of their birthright from being annexed by other powers
#my art#tlt#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonegesimus#the corpse puppets were actually the reason I instantly became obsessed with her#also i'm nearly certain people on the ninth realized p&p weren't right. as ortus said harrow isnt the only one who can add 2 and 2 and#get four!! like those guys were dead. they were for sure dead. and everyone just kinda agreed they'd pretend not to notice.#picturing some nuns sitting around like ....ok so we all know they're dead right? we know they're dead?#and the other ones are like yeah but shhhh#yes the 10 yr old is doing the budgeting now. just ignore it.#also tumblr decided to absolutely chow down on the quality of the first pic so uh it just looks like that now. crispy.
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I have several questions, Scar—
#hermitcraft#mcyt#like what to you MEAN sir???#don’t mind me and ange as we hhau this but shhhh#I hoped the grian vid would explain this and it did Not
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Leshycat doodles!~
Love that weird freaky bush creature <3
They.
Time to return to my cave again, please take my offering, strange Tumblr creatures!
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl fanart#cotl leshy#cotl yellow cat#cotl leshycat#leshy likes climbing on people#caution: the worm bites#sorry for not posting#in case you're reading this; the reason for the limited info on yellow cat is because they have trauma related amnesia#shhhh#this is our secret
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BAM DESIGNS!!!!!!!! :3
#scar changed his skin as i was doing this#so like.... shhhh ignore that#the bamboozlers#ldshadowlady#solidaritygaming#goodtimeswithscar#jimmy solidarity#wild life#trafficblr#traffic smp#tabby art tag
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dinnertime
#i decided that tumblr gets to see this pic before twitter this time. winning <3#the realization that camera placement makes pic look soooo super swag and cool!!! reasons i could never be a boarder fr#but yes um i realized i hadnt drawn silver as a kiddo and that couldnt stand. he is my SON. i HAD to like hello???? hello?????? yea#silver dont look at the pot dont look at the purple smoke shhhh im sure its fine. its uhhhh its Health Stew. mm so good for u. yummmmmmm#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#silver vanrouge#lilia vanrouge#mwha mwah mwah mwah i love them#suntails#i like that im captioning it dinnertime but im posting it at like 1. heart emoji
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Domi made a trip to Claire’s xD specifically for Noé? Specifically for Noé.
#the case study of vanitas#vanitas no carte#vanitas no shuki#ヴァニタスの手記#noe archiviste#noé archiviste#illustration#babygurrrrllll#MY SUNSHIIIIINNNEE#vanitas#vanoé#Domi loves to dress up Noé if she gets the chance to#like it’s a hobby of hers. I would too.#the little scribs at the bottom are wisteria flowers….#I got hella lazy there shhhh#the earrings are magnetic…. definitely did not forget to draw the clip on part…. sweats
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I like how in the first game, Aphrodite is like 'Mm Charon? Oh, cool, yeah, you bought my boon from the boatman and his nasty trash :/ As least he's a greedy weirdo, otherwise I couldn't make head or tails of him.'
And now she's all 'oh Charon! I love him. He's so tall and strong. Of course who wouldn't fantasize about him coming to your aid~'
I like to believe that this is because, as the goddess of love, she couldn't figure out a damn thing about Charon since he's in the underworld, and, canonically, the Olympians can't feel what's going on down there. But then she saw Hermes slobbering all over him at the post-game party, and after god knows how long with Charon and Hermes being topside and pining completely platonically over each other due to their separation, she's realized Charon is a prime cut of grade A Beef as she should have centuries ago.
I'm very proud of her.
#hades game#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#charon hades#aphrodite hades#charmes#im blaming hermes for aphrodite being on the skull man lovers train#i think it would also be funny if shes playing it up more to make hermes mad#because i feel like she would find making the guy she slept with worried she's going to steal the guy he wants to sleep with funny#the actual reason might be that supergiant didnt realize how big of a fan favorite charon would be#so now they are course correcting with the goddess of love#but shhhh i want the charmes explanation. i was that to be valid. its funny to me
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