#it's like my ship was meant to be hee hee

[ravinoforre]

Leaf day! 🍃❤️

[jaylver]

private but not secret type of soft launching with heeseung !

pairings: non-idol!heeseung x afab!reader

genre: instagram smau, established relationship

synopsis: you didn't notice how private you've kept your relationship until one point where you realised all your friends were blindly unaware of the new addition in your life, who happens to be a mutual friend too. so, you decided it was the right time to finally let the cat out of the bag and have every one of your mutual friends to piece everything together.

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p.sunghoon third slide ... we never played uno?? who are you with, lee heeseung 🙄

jakeeesim now that you've mentioned it ...

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pjseongg hee single era OVER

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[cuprohastes]

Cargo of Terra

Captain Zolvair of the Transport Ship Ootsgkgkgk was at an informal meeting of Captains.

Which meant she and five others who were currently on station were propping up a bar on Deck 9, where the view was good and the Grottled Greebs wouldn't upset anyone.

"Well. It's been nice knowing you – Except you, Grubbthrak – But I have a cargo pod full of Tellus Mercenaries... and no Human."

Grubbthrak (who nobody liked) shuddered and even said, "My condolences. I always hoped to hear of your untimely demise but... Tellus?" and shuddered again to make a point, his quills rattling.

The other captains took a moment of silence for their probably doomed comrade.

Throughout the systems, everyone had heard rumours of Tellus Mercenaries.

If you had the money, and you could get a signal through, they'd come for you.

It was aid they'd punched through the embargo fleet on Jamok (the planet) because they'd been hired to push back Sisiphon troops around Jamok (the city). They ahdn't been hired to, it was just in the way. One ship, they said, pushed through a fleet meant to keep a carrier group out.

And everyone knew that just 500 Tellus mercenaries took back the Oostin continent from the Rshk, who outnumbered them by 1000:1.

And as for what happened to the Sha Jarmak when he reneged on payment... well that got made into sixteen movies, three of which were horror genre.

Do not fuck with the Tellus

One Tellus who wanted to wander the ship was unstoppable. A whole habitat module of them? It was said that ships that didn't have a handler usually came back as salvage.

A tall feathery being in Trade Consortium of Duth colours whistled, "I heard they found a dead Tellus and peeled its armour off, on Jamok.

Grubbthark scoffed! "Ha! Everyone knows a dead Tellus will melt to slime - And eat through your deck plates if you open their armour."

The Duth captain waved a frond. "Even so, it is what was told. The being who said so, said the Tellus are cybernetic abominations, with scales and the meat of the slain still caught between their teeth."

Everyone took a drink. No Tellus Merc had ever been seen out of its combat suit. Rumour had it they were all synthetics, and thus they were themselves not wearing the dark and shifting combat suits — They were the suits.

Other rumours said that they captured anyone who'd fit and used them as unwilling pilots. Worse rumours suggested they would remove anything that didn't fit and still make you pilot the mech suits.

Others pointed out that the Tellus always logged captives, and treated them in accordance with galactic standards on prisoner confinement, but nobody likes a killjoy busting your deliciously lurid story telling.

What was known was that they were almost impossible to confine or deal with unless you had a Human.

For some reason, they were fine with humans and never pinned them down and ate them or whatever it was that they did when they got told 'no'.

Any ship carrying them always had a human or two to go down to their habitat pods and... well nobody knows. The Humans say they're not allowed to tell. And the Tellus don't really chat at all.

"Humans!" grumped the Captain. "'Oh we're so friend shaped ha ha tee hee fart bare teeth play with hair' - Ugh. There's nicer species..."

The Human captain coughed softly.

"No direct ooffenceintended." Zolvair stated, laying her back plates flat in contrition. "You know how it is."

The Human Captain, who's name was something unpronounceable ( Ooo-Yill-amn, woo-ee-lam... 'Just call me Bil'), shrugged and said, "I mean you're not wrong, but I have to stick up for the species. It's all part of the jjob,donchaknow." and fiddled with his hair.

Zolvair sighed and used the table's console to order him another drink for being a good sport... then thought 'can't spend your credits when you're gone' and bought everyone else a round.

Bil nodded at the kind gesture, and since propriations had been tendered, displayed some largess of his own: "Y'know a lot of my crew happens to be human. I could see if anyone wants to transfer for the haul..."

Zolvair, predictably was enthused. "Oh! Yes, absolutely, squeap yes! Full pay and a bonus when the delivery is complete." she said, turning into somewhat of a pinecone in her enthusiasm.

***

Und zo...

A mere 9 hours later, Zolvair's ship undocked and gently fell away from the station, with Sisi Amadalé on the bridge.

She was a dark human with tight curls that Zolvair considered extremely pleasing to look upon. She had a few scars she said she'd picked up as a stevedore and on Planetary Bioassay jobs – "It's not all carrying things and doing Human stuff!" she'd said – and a comfy looking set of overalls with the most fascinating array of pocket and loops. The decorative patches alone made Zolvair feel under-decorated.

She was carrying a clipboard, wearing a warm looking poncho and keeping a hand on a large bag that she claimed contained snacks that would keep the Tellus quiet.

She watched the undocking, and sighed. "Well. All yours, Captain." she said.

Zolvair, in her chair also sighed. "OK, well the Tellus are all yours. Go down, introduce yourself and uh, feed them snacks if that's your plan. Stay close to the emergency button and don't take chances."

Sisi snapped off a sloppy salute. "Aye aye, Captain!" she said cheerfully and headed aft.

Zolvair found the human extremely affable and could tell that the bridge crew had a favourable impression. She hoped the Tellus wouldn't eat her.

Meanwhile, in the cargo section...

The habitat pod, big enough to transport 16 mercs, their combat vehicles, provisions, and all the other paraphernalia loomed.

To say it was black would be like saying Absolute Zero was 'cold'.

Technically correct but missing on a whole lot of detail and context.

The pod, like the inhabitants, loomed. It was hard to look at - it's skin shifting, changing, hiding any surface detail. Now glossy, now matte like looking into a void. Now rippling in a way that made most sentients change their underwear. And one thing everyone agreed on about the terrifying pods: They really did watch you. They knew you were there. You could feel them staring somehow.

Sisi walked up and banged on the hatch and yelled, "Open up!".

The hatch opened in a disturbing way and Sis tutted and walked right in, swallowed.

Inside, as the inner hatch opened, the walls were a pleasant creamy colour with hand painted meadows and amber accent lighting.

The Tellus mercenaries, still wearing their pyjamas, raised a cheer as Corporal Sisi of the Tellus Mercenary group upended her satchel and tumbled out bundles of chocolate and bags of coffee beans.

"I had to cut short my civiliant roation for this!" she bitched cheerfully – After getting hit hard enough to break her leg in three places she'd been taking some R&R and doing some under-cover security for Catpain Bil's freighter for the pocket money and, honestly, because she was going bugfuck crazy at the resort she'd spent two weeks at after being discharged from the hospital.

"Remember guys, no scaring the crew on this trip. They're nice, and htey're already half sure you're gonna murder them in their beds." she said, cracking one of the packages open for the almond crisp chocolate bar stuffed into it. Someone groaned as she called dibs, so she threw half to them.

"Pff." said one huge, scarred man in Hello Kitty PJs. "The Tsin are never any trouble. Tell you what... if you want in on the action, I'll play Good ol' Sam, Freelance Chef on the way back."

"Chef?"

"Damn' straight. Bet you five credits they'll ask me to stay on just for the Chatophah rolls I make..." he said and got some eyerolls from the rest of the team.

"Always with the damn Chatophah rolls..." groaned a woman as she fed coffee beans into the autobarrista. "... which isn't to say I don't want any on Tsin Tuesday." she added hurriedly.

Sisi groaned. "Oh gawwwwd, coffeeee" around a mouthful of chocolate.

In half an hour she'd smear a little makeup on to make her look ragged, and take a knife to the cheap bag, and report back on the borderline feral space monsters in the hold, then go back to playing her favourite character: Good ol' Sisi, who never did anything more scary than get into a purple breadroll eating competition.

Now this was going to be some fun R&R!

[pinetreeparadoxx]

do you think billf0rd is meant to be canon in any way? i wont have a chance to read the books for a while. tbf im not the best at reading tone or between the lines anyway, or updated on lore things either, but i love the show (but not billf0rd).

one of my pals thinks people are reading with shipping glasses on, but a summary of b.o.b. i read seems like it does imply feelings, but i cant tell if thats intentional or is other characters being amatonormative about unhealthy relationships and behaviors.

sorry if this isnt the kind of ask you usually get, idrk any other gravity falls blogs

I personally think it's up to the eye of the beholder.

I think it's played up in the book for a joke by the writers, to some degree. Because it IS kinda funny to imply that lol, but also I don't really take it seriously. There's also a moment where Bill says that Ford isn't really attracted to much, and is more focused on planning and being logical.

But also I also am not really a fan of BillFord, not really at all. My personal headcanon is Ford is aroace and obsessed with Bill as an anomaly, a god, and someone who treats him as a genius. Bill's species, to me, is asexual (the biological definition) and reproduce via their magic or some other way. Bill does not think like a human, and thus doesn't have human rules of attraction.

To me, it's not romantic, or sexual, or like the normal ways we think of platonic. It's a secret fourth thing that's extremely toxic and messed up and leaves both characters worse off (for a while). And that isn't NOT supported by the book. The book can be read how YOU want it. It's written in a certain way to be funny, and it IS funny. The 'hee hee toxic exes' is written in a way that made me laugh a ton.

It was a terrible, fucked up relationship, which is shown in the show, elaborated on in the book, and HAMMERED home HARD in the thisisnotawebsite site. And the fun part is, YOU get to decide how to read and determine it.

I choose to see it as 'trickster god and devotee, where one thinks he is the god's equal and one thinks he is independent of any connections but is really not and HATES it' to sort of sum it up. You can also choose :)

[luviestarz]

enhypen pt 4

성훈  、PARK SUNGHOON !

— THE ONE WITH THINGS THAT BLUR THE LINE BETWEEN FRIENDSHIP AND MORE

,, enhypen’s reaction to their partner commenting on their live ! — &lt;3

✴︎ ⎯ interrupting them with a kiss

hee seeing you wear another members hoodie

# LIKE THE MOVIES !

⇁ relationship tropes w enha

— enhypen reaction to you hugging a plush to sleep !

｡⋅✴︎｡⚬⋅ WHAT ARE WE? - niki

syn. the way you and riki act as best friends has everyone questioning what you two really are.

✶ YOUR LIPS, MY LIPS

aka types of kisses with them!

╰─▸❝ enhypen as hugs in specific situations❞

asking them to marry you on over the phone (unironically)

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒/𝐎 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌

LIPSTICK TREND WITH ENHYPEN !

HOT THINGS ENHYPEN MEMBERS DO

꒦꒷ enhypen !the moment when fans started shipping them with you &lt;3

𝐄𝐧𝐡𝐚 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬!

BIG FLIRT ﹒박성훈 smau - sunghoon

✸ SYNOPSIS ！sunghoon sees a girl in the hybe buildings and develops a crush on her then decides to court her at every chance he gets, even if it's on camera.

jealous bf texts

chapstick challenge - heeseung

the chapstick challenge is just an excuse for you to get heeseung to kiss you. thankfully, he’s more than happy to oblige.

"mind saying that again?" (heeseung x reader)

— 💭 what enhypen’s name means

e(nnn)- (a no nut november series)

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ things that make their heart flutter

박성훈 、SPOILED ROTTEN

sunghoon is drunk and is trying to break into your room through the balcony.

when you refuse their kiss.

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍 — BED 박성훈

your fiance, sunghoon insisted on a "mini honeymoon" before your wedding preparations took over your time, so how would your day go now that you're on an island thousands of miles away from home with sunghoon?

— RACING, BEATING. - heeseung

You didn’t mean to show up to one of the most important meetings of your year completely hungover. No, in reality you would have preferred being sober when you met the man your father was marrying you off to. But how could you resist those dark eyes and plump lips that tempted you on your final night of freedom?

tropes ୨୧ enhypen

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐍𝐍

ENHYPEN HYUNG LINE: Passenger Princess! ♡

bad game (aim) - nishimura riki

╰─▸ ❝ mine ❞ - ,, yang jungwon

ENHYPEN texts ( hyung line )

( pov: you send them nudes )

enhypen legal line x fem. reader “look at my new nails”

Hybe game (admirers) caterers.

enha trying to get close to their idol crush during hybe game caterers

✶ Caught Slippin’ | 18+ ENHA REACTIONS

VERBOTEN - LEE HEESEUNG [complete]

SYNOPSIS; a bad stroke of luck saw lee heeseung, your dads coworker, moving into your small apartment until he found his feet again. emotionally unavailable and a workaholic, you were going to try your absolute hardest to make him loosen up. even if it meant breaking a few of the house rules he'd set out.

OOPS, IV’E FALLEN IN LOVE | enha ft. hybe game caterers

↫ 𝑵𝒐 𝑵𝒖𝒕 𝑵𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 ↬

❛BIRTHDAY BOY!❜ ( p. sunghoon ) p. park sunghoon x exoticdancer!reader

angel - sunghoon

synopsis — sunghoon can’t seem to figure out if you’re human or an angel.

boring, draining, tedious, company party- lee heeseung

three strikes - nishimura riki x fem! reader

READ YOUR CONTACT— ni-ki

“kissing, I hope they caught us” ┈ ❊ ﹒ 🌪️ - niki

[luxurious-lucius]

// hello hello this is the person behind Lucius "Lux". I have a big master post about him on my main but I'll probably bring that stuff over to this acc too :3

// anyway, this is the post with all the rules I have set n stuff for this RP acc

I will not tolerate any harassment about shipping. I for one love ships but will not force it upon anyone. This is not a shipping account, BUT I might make hints here or there. But nothing too serious (unless another acc is interested). Note that I do ship my OC with Remy Lebeau for fun it's not meant to be serious at all. Just a tee hee thing. (There is quite literally a massive multivese for every single character of ever single outcome. I know that Remy likes Rogue, I am so well aware but let me have fun)

This account is honestly used for a mix of different versions of the X-Men (mostly 97 and 2000s movies + maybe some D&W cause I love Channing Tatum's Gambit‼️)

I want you to be aware that I am a real human with real feelings and a personal life. I will not be on all the time. This is supposed to be a fun side thing. If it's not fun, I won't continue. I just want to share and yap about my OC. And please share and yap about your OCs in return!!

Please be respectful to me and any other's who are doing things like this! If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Common sense, golden rule. Obvs there's exceptions to this rule but still.

Please try not to bring up drama or cause drama! It makes things not fun and honestly this is just meant to be stupid and fun. Lux is a genuine OC that I love, he's just a major idiot that makes absolutely 0 sense.

This post will be updated when needed!

anywizzle here's what Lux looks like ❤

I'm really bad at drawing people but this is Lux, my precious gremlin :3

[adimouze]

https://www.tumblr.com/adimouze/754732790431514624/lestappies-saying-charles-is-the-only-driver-max

The thing that gets me about this is that some L*stappies see Max acting “differently” around Charles than he does around other drivers, and that they think the awkwardness they’re seeing is cute or sweet or some sign of a big crush or love or something.

But that awkwardness, when it does show up, is straight out discomfort, not some “tee hee how cute he’s feeling shy around his crush omg!” And then the same people have the gall to say “see how Max is with Daniel? It’s all fake it’s all PR and they’re not really friends and Max has no respect for Daniel as a driver and competitor it’s all about Charles! Predestined! Preordained!”

It’s all non-existent at the end of the day anyway, and no bitchiness meant, but some of these L*stappen shippers really have me hoping that they’re just really young and great they’ll grow out of it before they actually start dating people themselves.

Like ship whatever hot mess you want, but don’t go making shit up out of nothing at all just to push your narrative. Especially when real people are involved.

i don't really think that much about the other ship and frankly i choose to be on my ship with the other maxiel sailors because it does wonders for my mental well being to have one thing i enjoy be echoed back to me!

but yes!!!! i agree!!!! i esp hate when people just forget how important daniel seemed to be for max's development, and idk how any can just see the old redbull media content and decide it's all PR. if anything it makes the L*stapp*n more juicy if you really wanna make it about your ship.

end of the day tho, it's all just make-believe we don't know these people lol

[catgirl-catboy]

Hey! I watched the new total drama season you send I enjoyed the new season I must say

Did you enjoyed it? What is your opinions?

I really did enjoy it, but I also think it had the same flaws as the rest of the total drama series, as expected. (the danganronpa ask is sitting half completed because I got a case of the TD brainworms!)

Namely, that except for gen 2, every generation has a character whose personality is 80% fart jokes. Now, I love me a fart joke as much as any self-respecting 12 y/o boy, so its not that I don't find them funny. But I also think that a character shouldn't just be gross-out humor, and should have some other qualities to them. How does Ripper's bullying affect the goal of the game. Why is he on total drama if his main ambition in life is something else? He clearly feels insecure, but so does his designated victim. Explore that!

One take I saw floating around is that Emma and Chase's relationship is repetitive and annoying. That was the point! You aren't meant to ship them, and Bowie's thoughts on them are meant to mirror the audiences! That being said, I hope they change up the dynamic in season 2 because doing it for another season would get stale.

This is more of a personal preference than a complaint with the writing, but I found Raj's arc in this boring. "realizing you are gay because of a crush and then kissing him" is really overdone, and it felt like the main players in the Rajbow ship were Bowie and WAYNE. This isn't a bad thing, but I hope he becomes a more distinct character in season 2. Maybe Bowie can teach him game strategy and he betrays Wayne to stay in the game longer tee hee hee.

I also don't really agree with the take that Bowie is bad rep because he's a very stereotypical gay man. A lot of total drama characters are based off stereotypes, like Lindsey being the Dumb Blonde and Heather being the Mean Girl. They evolve beyond those tropes throughout the reason of the show, and we actually see that with Bowie in just the one season he was in so far! After Raj got eliminated, he did a whole bunch of plot relevant shit that didn't involve him and was a compelling character outside of his romance plot. I call that a sign of good writing, but this is total drama so who knows if it will last.

And I don't think that TD is saying all gay man are stereotypical, because we have Raj, who is very much not that. He's a dumb jock that happens to be gay, and falls into the jock stereotype more than any gay one. I really respect that writing choice.

Pryia is one of my favorite TD characters, but season 1 Court still takes the number one spot. (even if she is hanging on Hall Monitor coattails!) I adore her! She totally deserved the win.

They made Axel too much like Eva and it felt like a really missed opportunity. We already have Eva and Jo, can we have a more GNC gal character that isn't totally aggressive? I'd like that. Hopefully, she becomes more of a player in the second series?

I also wish they gave Julia a different strategy than Heather. If a character needs constant immunity to stay in the game, then maybe they deserve to leave the game at that stage. Its overdone. I also feel like Julia showed skills in turning people against each other, which could have easily been her M.O. That being said, my favorite Villain Elimination by a longshot.

I really liked the energy brought to the jokes about Zee's leg. It doesn't come up often since my hearing aid isn't too visible, but if I have the opportunity to joke about my disability, I will take it! He's probably one of my favorite disabled rep besides Toph, and I'm glad that he wasn't looked down upon by his team during challenges. He didn't struggle with any challenges, and his leg actually helped at one point!

(one time, a teacher asked in frustration if anyone was deaf in here. Saying "Yes :)" was my crowning achievement and one of the best jokes I ever made. Its not relevant, but c'mon.)

I wish he had more of a character outside of comic relief, but still!!!

[jiminrings]

im still on jungkooks side sorry not sorry. i mean yes he’s the same person who celebrated his old relationship anniversary with his ex and all that yadayada (i wouldn’t even forgive him but that’s something she choose to do and now has to deal with) but what i kind of find hypocritical is how come yoongi has the chance to stay in their life even though she didn’t date him but that’s a person who still had romantic feelings for her and was ready to ask her out and im sorry but i do not believe her when she said she would choose jungkook everytime because she can‘t know that. i mean if someone tries to say yea but he’s nice and helps both of them well so was jungkooks ex? she wasn’t rude or anything so why does he get to be in their life and say these things/do these things that shouldn’t be his job as a FRIEND because that’s the job of the husband/father. i also totally understand that jungkook was afraid the second time telling her what was going on and what not but this just means to me that he truly has no one other than his wife to speak out freely without getting judged by anyone. i mean she has jimin, seokjin and yoongi so why is it that she gets to talk to them about their business and nobody bats an eyelash to that childish of act instead of just ranting to someone that’s NOT someone who had romantic feelings for you and always makes your husband insecure and no not everyone has to work on themselves to get away from those feelings etc bc simply why? yoongi isn’t someone important that’s a coworker of her so why not stop taking to him? i totally understand his insecurities because hello? why do you speak to yoongi about your marriage? what makes you different from his ex who spoke to jungkook in the past? there should be boundaries or he should gtfo. don’t get me wrong im not saying i don’t see jungkooks mistakes but nobody can tell me that she’s selfish simply because she works 24/7 and that with her friends but jungkook takes care of the baby and watches the wall ALONE? wtf lol nah and also what does her enemy have anything to with her? that’s work what if he never becomes this chance again all because he choose to STAY AT HOME ALONE AND WATCH HIS KID instead of doing work for a bit and coming back while feeling accomplished to have done such an amazing body of work? i simply do not care if he works with her enemy because there’s always going to someone you don’t like and you can’t always turn everything down just because that person hurt you. why does she always question his loyalty as if she was any better? plaid into that situation ship with yoongi and jungkook didn’t say shit and now SHE wants to talk about boundaries/loyalty lmao?

sorry went off (im on my period 😂) if you couldn’t tell it’s not me hating on her it’s just me saying that she’s a hypocrite but still loved it you writing is amazing!!! 💚🫶🏻

HEE-HEE DON'T BE SORRY AT ALL BAE!!! phase 3's rlly meant to be a moral dilemma fic jus like how phase 1 went :D YOU'RE RIGHT THOUGH!!!! also exactly :( the very existence of 478yoongi is a double-edged sword (that hurts jk the more that it benefits oc) n he represents the very flawed n maybe complex (?) idea that oc would have a fail-safe if in case it doesn't work out 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i don't day this to imply that it's NOTTT gonna work out or that oc would cheat or anything, but what i mean is that i agree w u that almost every time, if not always, jk n oc's relationship isn't equal!!! anyway i love ur take n i don't have all the words rn bc my brain is fried from driving all day so i'll elaborate soon !!! mwah do not apologize at all love yew

[icepixie]

SNW 2x07

Spoilers

THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER OMG OMG OMG

I rarely rewatch episodes but I might watch this SEVERAL times.

I have no coherent thoughts, so have some reactions:

The animated bit at the beginning was rather transparently set-up for the episode, but I was not expecting the Orion scientist thing to play such a large part in the narrative, so good on them.

The Lower Decks uniform looks fantastic in person. The next live action series needs to use it. (Live action Lower Decks miniseries, y/y??) Although it looked like Mariner kept pulling her shirt down, so maybe it wasn't as practical as it was good-looking.

YESSSSSSS THEY ANIMATED THE CREDITS!

Oh man, Boimler is the perfect character to come back in time like this. Not only does he enjoy it the most but he's so terrible at keeping his mouth shut it can only cause more complications.

OH MY GOD, Boimler is how Spock/Chapel gets nuked before TOS time? DUDE.

(I feel for you, Spock/Chapel shippers. And I feel bad for Christine, even though I want her out of that relationship.)

(But that said, Spock's attempts at smiling and laughing are super creepy and I hope that ends soon. Since they're meant to be creepy, hopefully they will.)

On a related note, why the hell is Boimler being allowed to walk around the ship? Why wasn't he put in a locked room until they figured out how to get him back to the future? And why was he allowed to just wander ON THE BRIDGE, where he was able to screw up the Orion interaction??? (I mean, well, I guess he had to be allowed there to make it so Tendi was alive...so I guess Tendi wasn't supposed to be there before this time travel trip? Nice.)

Hehehehe, all the bridge officers standing in a line not looking while Boims rejiggers the sensors.

Heheh, tiny Marinler moment when she basically leaps into his arms from the portal. And of course she would be trying to save him only to use up the last of the blorbonium. I liked that, although I also wish she'd been able to be in the episode as long as Boimler was.

Awww, Pelia's advice to Boimler is so good for him to hear.

"Do they sound weird to you?"/"Yeah, all slow and soft." Bwahahaha.

Hahaha, Mariner fangirling Uhura. And Uhura being like, "fuck, I'm famous? Goddamit, I can't take the pressure!" Hee!

Oh thank god, Pike, you finally confined them to quarters. (For two seconds. And they didn't even go.) I was waiting for the blorbonium as a part of the NX-01's hull to become relevant! Heh, and Mariner was the one who paid attention because Boimler was distracted by grapplers.

Heh, everyone notices Mariner is...not exactly model Starfleet officer material.

OF COURSE THEY TRY TO STEAL A SHUTTLE. OF COURSE THEY DO.

Awwwwwww, Una gets to be the poster girl for recruitment! That's gotta be so gratifying after the trial. Such a nice moment for her (and for us). I wonder if Boims and Mariner even knew she was court-martialed, or did Starfleet cover it up and paper it over with making Una the face of recruitment?

But on that note, I was expecting events to be wiped clean from the SNW characters' memories, 'cause there's a looooooot of timeline pollution here. La'an must be horrified. (Especially since this is the second episode in a row to remind her of her own time travel experience.)

Jack Quaid and Tawny Newsome are preternaturally good at capturing their animated selves' movements and translating them to live action. Maybe Quaid a little more than Newsome, but I think that's because animated Boimler's movements are slightly more realistic than Mariner's. She tends to do more arm motions or whatever that aren't quite possible in real life.

YES YES YES THE SNW CHARACTERS GOT ANIMATED YESSSSSS! And it's because of the Orion alcohol! They dropped acid and turned into cartoons! (Fringe did this and it was also a blast.)

You guys, I am SO. THRILLED. with this episode. A thousand sins from earlier episodes are forgiven.

[zalrb]

whats the first thing that happens between two people in a ship that instantly pulls u in (besides the actors having chemistry)

Like if it's instant instant then it's either 100% chemistry, like there's just a vibe, or it's 99.9% chemistry and the other 0.001% is the scene itself.

So, like with Evak for instance, they just looked at each other from across the room and in 1 second I was like oh, shit.

I just knew I was going to ship them.

Which is what happened with Merthur, they were just around each other, the way they were supposed to be frustrated with each other or appraising each other just felt like immediate enemies-to-lovers because like I said there was just a vibe where I was like this is ... flirting even though it's not meant to be flirting

and I was like oh they're going to ruin me, I can feel it.

so I was already invested just by that look and then when Evak actually meet, there was the added bonus of how funny/awkward/cute the scene was because Even wanted a reason to talk to Isak so he used all of the paper towels in the bathroom

and I loved it.

With Merthur, it was the dialogue and the delivery of the dialogue where I was like I know you're supposed to be sizing each other up but why does everything sound like innuendo? Why does this feel like you're talking about sex?

What's happening here? Give me more.

With Joon Hee and Jin Ah in Something In The Rain, I loved watching them from the instant they interacted,

they were cute, they were fun, they were precious, they were sweet, their very easy, very palpable chemistry allowed me to believe immediately that they had known each other as kids/teens and hadn't seen each other in a few years but still had that familiarity and just him flirting with her by riding around on his bike and her just trying to get him and play fight with him

I just got so much of who they were to each other, who they were going to be to each other in, like, two minutes and I was like yep, this drama is going to destroy my life.

[rexroar44]

Mha oc!!

I’m planning on doing a full on sheet for this guy BUT I wanted to share my funky little cat dude here! Don’t mind the Iida ref off to the side of his design sheet btw, in my little pea brain ive been shipping him and Suma so tee hee

name: Suma Isozo

hero name: (is still pending 💀)

quirk: When Suma activates his quirk, everyone in a certain radius will lose the use of their quirk. This effect will last for a few minutes. Each time he uses his quirk the radius of effect will keep getting smaller and smaller untill he would have to be standing right next to someone for it to have an effect. After this last use of his quirk he will need to sleep for atleast 18 hours intermittently to be able to use his quirk to its fullest again. His quirk may also have side effects on children with still developing quirks (ie. loss of use for extended period of time outside a few minutes, stunted growth of physical quirks that are still developing, or loss of a quirk entirely.)

Since his quirk can’t do all that much damage, and he can’t be in a big group with other heroes in case of also disabling their quirks mid battle, he’s typically very solitary and has to use other means to actually inflict damage.

extra facts and such:

Erasurehead and mirko fanboy 100%

Gets a bit feisty (like a cat that’s totally chill and will switch up on a dime if you touch them when they don’t say you can or one that’s hate one person but is so sweet to another)

Does parkour and sword fighting

Bit of a rule breaker, nothing crazy but his philosophy is that “rules are meant to be bent alittle.”

even if iida gets on his case a lot, he still really really enjoys the class reps presence

Foreign exchange student! (He is originally from Japan but moved to England when he was younger)

even though he grew up in an English speaking country his main language would still be Japanese

he would arrive about two weeks after school started at UA due to complications with passports and such

kicked someone’s ass cause they tried to pet him his first day.

[rockinlibrarian]

10, 16, 24 for the fandom ask 🧡🧡

Whoo-hee, I have an Ask! (To be fair, I've HAD an Ask for several days, but this is the first I've gotten on my computer proper to answer it).

So let's see.

10. a blog (mutual or one you follow) that has made your fandom experience brighter:

I'm going to give this one to @non-plutonian-druid, who not only posts delightful fan art, they also post delightful fan art in even more delightful crossovers, which is just very fun.

16. a tiny detail in canon that you want more people to appreciate:

Ah. Hmm. Which canon even? Oh you know what, I'm going to be obnoxious and say, if you pay attention in TUA you'll NOTICE that Five totally reacts differently to Viktor than to everyone else. He smiles more. He's less insulting. There's this scene in S3 where he goes "I hate to say I told you so" and Viktor shoots back "You LOVE to say I told you so," and Five just smiles and nods! You CANNOT tell me he wouldn't have a snappy comeback if ANYONE ELSE had dared! So I know I can't convince anyone to ship them but you DO SEE they have a DIFFERENT relationship from the others, right? :P

24. how has fandom positively impacted your life?

Well. I have been writing stories since I learned how to write, and making them up for longer, but after my first child was born it was like everything shut off. I was so tired! I had no more free time! How could I take time out of my busy day to write when I could be using that time to, Idaknow, sleep? Before I could get into the habit again I started doing collection development for the library, and it was like, do you have any idea how many books are published in a year? And it's really important for more diverse voices to be uplifted. So like why do I, a white (basically-)straight mainstream-Christian (relatively-)able-bodied (not neurotypical, but come on, Anne of Green Gables was published in 1908 and she's the most perfect female-with-ADHD character ever, so it's not like THAT one's lacking) ciswoman even need to write a book? Who cares? Yes, I am aware this is a lie ones brain tells to be obnoxious, but it still made it impossible for me to actually carve out time to write when who cares?

The first step in me getting past this was the writing prompt that became "The Pipeweed Mafia Epic," which was, technically, fanfiction. It gave me permission to just HAVE FUN with writing, without thought to whether the story is Needed or if anyone's going to read it at all. Some of the only other stories I managed to get out for the next few years were ALSO fanfics. But it was infrequent, and I didn't share them. AND THEN, here on Tumblr, I saw a post for a Legion FX fic exchange and I said, "You know, I think I can do that. I should take the chance!" So I did, and ended up writing not just my assignment but also a little fic that popped into my head just in the process of me deciding what I wanted to ask for! And now I had an AO3 account, which meant I suddenly had an outlet when I saw a movie that desperately required some rethinking! And suddenly I was waking up to emails that said "You've Got Kudos!" and THAT'S a hit of dopamine, so it suddenly became so much easier to just get an idea for a silly little story I could stick on AO3 and maybe get a "You've Got Kudos!" message the next day!

So long story short, fandom helped me get WRITING again. I'm still not sure when I'll ever get back to ORIGINAL fiction, but at least the storytelling itch in my brain has an outlet!

[firedragon1321]

All You Never Wanted (Short Story)

I'm working on a short story collection called Down With This Ship. It's on the back burner, mostly. But the central theme is "forced love". There's dystopias, artificial intelligence, fractured fairy tales, a horrifying deconstruction of The Bachelor (inspired by the hellsite itself) and an early draft for my novel Tick Tick, amongst many other things.

This entry is a second-person experiment. It's One-Sided Male Yandere Human Cartoon Character x Gender Unspecified "Normal" Reader. This is not meant to be romantic, but that's the clearest way I can communicate the content. It's still a little rough, but I wanted to share the draft anyway. It was kicked off by this post I made in the past, though I may revisit the idea again in a more polished form. If there's interest in this, I may post a few more stories from the collection.

Triggers include- yandere, alcoholism (implied by unreliable/yandere narrator), trauma mention, blood, minor character death, implied rape (of reader), bad end

Short Summary- An ordinary human gets together with ordinary friends to watch childhood cartoons. A drunken spat grows out of control. A wish is made- "may my favorite character always be happy". The morning after, the wish leads a poor soul to a new life. There, they meet the monster they created.

Now, now. Don’t  be afraid.

Don’t you recognize me, love?

It’s your old friend Touya. Y’know—from that kid’s anime? The one with the magical transforming monsters? I’m not a cosplayer or a hallucination. Can’t you see my hand? It’s smooth, without imperfections. Feel it. Haha! Does it scare you not to feel fingerprints? Rest assured- I’m real as you are.

I’ve always been here for you…

I’m sure you don’t remember the wish you made. You had a full plate of drunkenness last night, with a side order of high. Do you like poisoning your brain? Does it scare you? Maybe it’s your little friends. I don’t know why you all need drugs to have a good time.

When you have me…

You were watching my cartoon for old time’s sake. Laughing at the corny jokes. Laughing like asses. Hee-haw, hee-haw! Though I can’t blame you for being under the influence of those drugs.

And your stupid friends…you never needed them…

It’s been years since you’ve seen my backstory, but you never forgot it. I remember it, too. But it’s no longer a part of me. It’s all thanks to your wish. 

I owe you so much. I love you so much.

Still don’t remember? Picture this—the cold beer in your hand, your friends laughter like cheese graters, the stench of pot. The screen, in sepia tone, showing my little brother falling out of a tree house. It was because I wasn’t careful. He nearly died because of my negligence. It always bothered you, since

—you always loved me—

I was a child then. How can a little boy be expected to care for a toddler? All I cared about was adventure—the shining sky above, the world like ants below me. I didn’t want to leave my brother behind. I’d get in trouble if he was alone in the house. Yet, I still was the fool. I took the fall. It wounded me forever.

It wounded you too, love.

Your friends said something stupid about over-dramatics. Like every other character didn’t also have problems. They kept their mouths shut on them. But me? It was “going too far for a kid’s cartoon”. It made you furiously angry.

See? You don’t need them…

That’s when you made the wish. It was a challenge, almost. You were egged on by their asinine behavior. They had to stop their dumbass hee-hawing. Seeing me suffer was never a joke, even when you were drugged out of your mind.

Because I was always your favorite.

You wished I never suffered. You wished it never happened. You wished I would always be happy, and the sun would always shine upon me. 

It worked. I’m here, aren’t I?

You said a lot of other things, too. Many of them were angry. Your friends called you a baby. You never took well to insults. The drugs didn’t help. A few fists flew. A glass or two broke. One donkey hit the coffee table. He didn’t die, but there was a lot of blood. That’s when the others got scared. They scattered from your house, back to the pasture.

I think it was worth it—don’t you?

So here we are, in your bedroom. The posters of me—hand-drawn or official—are missing. All the toys on your shelves are gone. Your wish whisked me out of your room. It purged me from your life. I’m a puppet that danced on your screen as a child- no more, no less.

But you still remember me, don’t you?

I was always worried—about my brother, about other people. I longed to prevent that kind of suffering. My pain turned to love, my love to courage. That was what you envied most about me—courage. You craved it like a fetish. Without beer, there’s not a brave bone in your body. People like you long for a sip of valor. It’s pathetic, isn’t it?

And because of that, no-one loves you but me.

If not for my trauma, I wouldn’t be brave. Without my courageous heroics, you were never enthralled by me in grade school. You never carried me through your life. In rewriting my life, you rewrote your own life. But I still clung to your nostalgic memories.

You love me too, don’t you?

So here we are—in a bedroom with drab adult decor. You don’t know those smelly donkeys. You’ve never touched a single drug. Life is better, but not grand. You’re an office worker someplace. You go to work, clack on the keys, and go home. Only your boss and your parents know your name. You’re a blank face in the crowd. No-one knows you. No-one loves you.

No-one but me.

At least your wish worked for me. I have everything I could have ever wanted. One night, I dreamed of you—a shining star. I saw your little shit-show. Then, a gentle, maternal voice told me that I would be reborn. I would recall the dream, and my past life. I would remember you. But I would wake as a small child, ready to do my life over.

I’m eternally grateful.

I encountered no obstacles before the first episode began. The old me had to struggle to lead the team. I floundered for episode after episode, like a fish gasping for breath. But after your wish, I have no such issues. I lead with power, not courage. 

That is still appealing to you, isn’t it?

I killed that annoying bitch who told me I was being too harsh. I smashed her head against a log. It made me think of your donkey-friend. Hee-haw! Hee-haw! 

You were on my mind the whole time.

But that’s only the beginning. My rival? Monster chow. That one kid who worried about everything? Unfortunate accident. The others scrambled to find the monster who did it. They never checked the boy in front of them.

I did it all for you.

But there was one thing I still wanted. I made myself king. It was easy. The world was too scared to say no. My monster kept them all in line. The world saw what my creature of death could do. Every villain was torn to bloody shreds by his fangs. The goody-two-shoes were as grateful as they were afraid. All I had to do was ask, and the crown was mine. 

Doesn’t every king deserve a consort at his side? 

I couldn’t marry you as a child, though I had longed to. Luckily, my creators made me older, season by season. So I waited until I grew up. 

Then it was time for us to finally be together.

I went to the heart of my magical world. There, I slaughtered the great guardian of time and space. I still remember his blood on my hands, like gooey stardust. The barrier between worlds that he guarded became mine. I left several monster slaves there, to ward off any nosy donkeys. Then, I came here, to your world, to bring you back to mine.

We were always meant to be together.

You sweat like a pig with a knife pressed to its neck. Don’t be afraid. It won’t be so bad. You’ll finally be something. Haven’t you always wished for that? You may be a coward, but I still love you.

It’s the reason I love you.

Here—feel my chest. These are the velvety robes you gave me. I’ll give you a matching set—a thousand times more beautiful. I’ll give you the sun, the moon, the stars—whatever you wish. You won’t be able to leave my side. But you won’t want to.

I love you so much.

A weak word creeps from your lips—“no”. This isn’t what you wanted? Too bad. This is exactly what you wished for. It’s everything you ever wanted. After one night, you’ll remember how much you love me.

Even if I have to force you.

The portal won’t stay open forever. My time runs low. Good thing you’re easy to carry. Is that fear making you immobile? Your skin is like ice. Your blood is frozen syrup. Ironic—by defending courage, you plunged into further cowardice. But you must still love me. I’ll just have to remind you. After one night, you’ll never want to leave my side again.

We’ll be together—forever.

[laxmovrevx]

𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍

NAME : Rose / Versace

PRONOUNS : She/they

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : I tend to be the most responsive on discord since I'm hardly here, but I don't tend to give that out till I really trust you OURGEOGUREH. Idk I'll probably say hi if we wind up on a server together.

MOST ACTIVE MUSE : This and Jack probably, but I say that loosely considering I'm not on Tumblr all too much BYE. But over the years as well? Specs.

EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS : I Oh boy quite a while.. I think we just hit around the 5 month mark for my time in the Tumblr rp community! In terms of roleplay in general it's more like 10 years.

BEST EXPERIENCE : Overall just meeting the Tumblr besties @jardinae and @serpentsexile. Ily both, and you guys really did change my life for the better. I loved all the discord events. All the stupid dash commentary. The unhinged stuff that happens in and out of the servers. Though, I do severely apologise that it meant dealing with the likes of Specs, emo and the other blonde bitch. I wake up every morning eagerly waiting to know what we get up to next and what stupid shit we'll do. Love you guys <3.

RP PET PEEVE : I have a few different ones but my main 2 are probably having your entire character revolve around shipping and also having a stupidly powerful character and then just. Not elaborating at all. I've been in groups where the entire theme is MURDER and HORROR and yet they spend the whole time making out and ignoring any plot hooks. I've also seen characters who can apparently take on gods or have ridiculous powers but that whole backstory is ignored, never used or has no depth to it. Like if they're an all powerful god, what does their role involve? What are their worshippers like? What's their influence in the world? There's no point having an OP character if all you use them for is to flirt around or just have an excuse to counter everything against them so they never show weakness.

PLOTS OR MEMES : I Memes are easier for me to answer quickly, but I'm a huge sucker for plots. Even if we never get around to writing them properly, I love throwing around ideas or blabbing on about stupid scenarios or AUs or relationships AAA. Sometimes I'll spend more time talking about a reply than I will actually replying BYE

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : Long replies! Short are fine for memes but I feel like they can go nowhere at times. I like adding detail since it's more fun for me and I feel like it just makes things flow on a lot nicer.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSES : Oh To a small extent. I have a few similair interests to Specs and Jack, but personality wise they're different. Especially Specs. Extroverts lowkey scare me so the only time I come off that fucking crazy is online OIUHEUH. Hee's someone I'd like to be friends with though. Opposites attract kind of situation.

For the most part, a lot of my ocs kind of spring from personal experiences though. Jack was a way to kind of process my own situation. At times Specs is a bit of a vent character, but also just kind of a comfort character to help me through it. Alistair is a stand in for people I despise and sort of acts like a punching bag (though I haven't written him in ages for personal reasons lol) and characters like Lust, Dorian and William are kind of based around me as a person. All in all, I love most of my muses and oc (through they are on thin ice lol). If they were real I'd like to get to meet some of them one day.

Tagged by: Tagged by the bestie @serpentsexile

Tagging: steal

[buttersbookreviews]

A Review of This is How You Fall In Love by Anika Hussain:

Hey it’s me again back with more YA! I bought a load of books in one go and never really got around to reading them.

Stats:

Entertainment: 7/10

Cringe Factor: 6/10

Yikes Factor: 0/10

Let’s get right into the plot because wow this was certainly a book

Plot:

Zara is your average machine gun Kelly loving sixthformer (for any Americans that is your education from ages 16-18) who comes from a lenient Bangladeshi household. She also has a best friend, Adnan, who she sees as a brother and nothing more - despite the whole school shipping them.

Well one night her parents start fighting because her dad hid the fact that he had diabetes, and Zara wishes for a way out. However, Adnan accidentally grants that wish when he enters a secret relationship with Cami, and in order to keep it secret, pretends that it’s actually ZARA that he is going out with. Zara is completely against this, however when she sees how happy her parents are that they’re together she decided to agree to the whole scheme.

It’s working relatively well, but Cami is getting jealous, and Zara has met someone else, a boy. His name is Yara and he’s just her type (and also plays Pokémon go because the characters in this book love Pokémon go apparently). Well things start to get complicated.

Zara’s friend who is making a documentary on love insists on using Zara and Adnan as her subject, unaware the relationship isn’t real.

Review (will contain spoilers):

Now. I’m going to start with what I liked.

This book completely subverted the whole fake dating thing at the end, and I’m very glad that she didn’t get with Adnan because it just couldn’t shake the yacky when she said she was like a brother. Props to the author.

While I myself am not Bangladeshi, I thought all the cultural references were cool, and if you were Bangladeshi I’m sure you could relate heavily to the characters (or maybe you couldn’t?)

Also, Zara was a very strong character and a compelling lead. Despite being roped into possibly the strangest scheme ever, she held strong and kept me reading even when it got super awkward (I’m looking at you ‘sucking face’). I appreciate her for that, she had good vibes. I think that’s really what you want from a main character.

Now let’s move onto the bits I didn’t like so much. Some of these are quite nitpicky but relevant nevertheless

Everyone but Zara was kind of insufferable?? Cami was whiney even though it was her idea in the first place. She sets up the whole “You can’t be seen by my dad!1!!1!1!” Thing which gave me the impression he is super abusive and keeps her on a tight leash and he’s evil incarnate… but it turns out he’s just a bit protective because she got in an abusive relationship!! I get she still has trauma from the relationship but goodness me an elaborate fake dating scheme which you don’t even like is NOT THE ANSWER!!! (Maybe she was meant to be like this?? Idk? Were we supposed to like her??)

Adnan put hoes before bros and literally compromised his best friends entire life because he really liked this girl. Zara literally lost her best friends over this and he’s just like ‘tee hee that didn’t work out’. Adnan never considered how much Zara struggled to get into relationships, and literally took over and ruined her chances anyway. Boo. You suck.

Yara? Well he was just kinda there man. He tried to be the manic pixie dream boy but in reality was just a tall Pokémon-go playing weirdo. I think the whole big reveal that he is related to Cami was interesting, but overall he felt very bland as a love interest.

Overall:

I think this book would be a lot of peoples cups of tea. If you’re into the whole fake dating thing, this is the perfect book for you, as the scheme is one of the most elaborate I’ve ever seen in a book like this. I enjoyed the main character despite her weird Machine gun Kelly obsession (I mean to each their own but seriously MGK????). I’ve got to say, I had no clue who she was gonna pick until the very end, like I was genuinely hooked. And I was still surprised!

Was the dialogue a little cringe? Yes. But it’s a YA teen book, sometimes you just have to embrace it.

Thank you for reading 🩷