#it's just they have some serious deep rooted problems i don't have the energy to deal with

[astroyongie]

Hi yongie can you do a the boyz ideal type post?

The Boyz Ideal Types

Sangyeon

Physically he likes someone on the average heigh

someone that is more on the slim side

His usual type is someone that takes care of their appearance and of their body

they are naturally pretty and a symbol of beauty

so people that enter the beauty standards

long hair, fair skin, big eyes

a mix between cute and sexy

That use makeup and that dress well

so feminine girls in general

personality wise, his ideal type is someone that is playful

and flirty

someone that laughs at his jokes and that has more of a submissive side

Someone fair and that is all about balance and equality

His ideal type is also someone that works hard but is balance between work and domestic

Sangyeon is still attached to traditional roots but at the same time it needs to have some sort of novelty

Jacob

In his case he is terraced to people that are funny and easy going

he is more into people who are extroverts by nature

his ideal type is someone that communicates well their feelings

someone his parents and his friends would like and enjoy

someone with a good sense of humor too

based on his chart Jacob's ideal type is someone diplomatic that can engage with other people

someone with whom he can argue on the positive side

i also feel like the person needs to be friends and lovers at the same time

but honestly as long as the person can be versatile and jovial it is a pass

Physically, Jacob isnt that picky

but he would prefer someone with defined (or strong) arms

with well designed hands too

probably someone that wears a lot of jewlwey and rings for exemple

perhaps tattoos on their arms ?

but thats basically that!

Younghoon

In Younghoon's case, his ideal type is someone work oriented

Someone that takes care a lot of their health as well

but generally someone who is career focused

who is independent

who doesn't need him, of his status or his money since his ideal type is not eh same pedestal than he is

Probably someone that is very clean on themselves

And organized

His ideal type is someone that screams "boss slay" and has their shit together

physically someone with short hair

sharp features

small eyes and smaller height

a perfez harmony between slim and thick.

his ideal type is a little feisty and they have a strong personality

they can be judgmental in a way because he would love to gossip with them

someone he just clicks

he doesnt need to share words with

thoughts are enough

Hyunjae

his ideal type is someone on the sexy side

probably on the introvert type of personality

Hyunjae is into average height people

long silky hair

deep cat eyes

someone awfully gorgeous but also intimidating

like there's some balance here

in their personalities, his ideal partner is someone emotive

sensitive yet deep

someone he can connect you

his ideal type is also clever

and assertive

I they can be jealous and possessive he would be all for that

someone that can match his energy and his liking in love

his ideal type is someone that dressed classy like, sometimes a little edgy

Juyeon

his ideal type is without a doubt someone who is career oriented

someone who screams "I have go this"

like he wouldn't mind being taken care by them on a financial level

but other than that Juyeon ideal type is someone pretty

someone with sharp features

with fair skin

nice hair and who takes care of themselves and their appearance

like they want someone who gives a luxury vibe to them

personality wise, someone that works well

someone who is assertive and they know what they want in life

his ideal type is someone who can solve problems

who are down to earth and don't act bratty

His ideal type hides a sense of dark humor

but they ar pretty serious in their every day life

Someone who can teach him but also rely on him with their lives

extrovert or introvert doesnt matter as long as they are independent

Kevin

Kevin has the same ideal type than Juyeon

they have to be someone who are assertive

who gives the vibes of owning the place

someone Collected that dont allow their emotions to have the best of them

someoen hard working

their career is a priority and their financial background needs to have a certain status

Kevin's ideal type is someone clever

who probably has done important studies or hold important jobs

someone his friends would be jealous of

physically someone smaller than him

but feisty

his ideal type has luxurious hair, they take care of their nails and skin

they have routines and hey are stick with it

they make sure to be a balanced style of sensuality and boss like vibe

Chanhee

this boy is a dreamer

is ideal type is probably impossible to find because they are just too perfect

and for that I mean they need to be physically perefct

fit the standards he has

they have to fit on the beauty, their hair is nice and well combed

their skin is well taken care of

they are just a beauty in their feet

they have big round eyes and they smile a lot

his ideal type is someone bubbly

who has a nice sense of humor

someone who is fun and laughs a lot but are also very sensitive

Someone that needs him

someoen that cries and develops co dependency on him

Chanhee's ideal type is someone who will be utterly In love with him

someone who will do anything and anything for him, no questions asks

Just someone that fits all of his own perceptions of beauty and of "perfect partner"

Changmin

Oh okay so his ideal type is someone on the sexy type

misterioso type too

someone who doesnt talk much

who is reserved, perhaps timid and introverted

but who is emotionally aware and clever

Changmin's ideal type is someone with dark hair and eyes

dead eyes are his type

He might be attracted to someone on the numb side for exemple

his type is someone he can connect it on an emotional level

someoen who will understand him without him having to open up

love and passion

Changmin's type is someone who will hold his hand

throw tantrums of jealousy

who wears his clothing

and has the same weird passions and interest that he does

Haknyeon

This boy is attracted to girls that will make him cry

on a honest point, he wants his partner to be feisty

to have a hot head and a bad temper

like someone spicy to say the least

Someone who is competitive

Who laughs a lot and have quite a nice jokes

his ideal type is extroverted and does well with other people despite their temper

physically someone with defined abs

like someone who does a lot of sports and take care of their health

His ideal type is someone who can keep up with him when it comes to adventures

who won't be tired with cardio (cough)

more into short people

with short hair

who will fight you

Sunwoo

Okay for our big boy

it's mostly like Haknyeon

physically is ideal type is someone atheletic built

he is into people who have their body well defined, muscled in a way

Short hair is more of his things

if they have any facial scar is is all in

his ideal type is someone strong and with a high white smile

They can be more on the masculine side for exemple

or not have such a feminine vibe for exemple

someone funny and unhinged

someone that will challenge him and making him lose his mind

His ideal type is someone hot tempered

that is competitive by nature

who will always see him as a prize they have to fight for

Someone who can make decisions and knows what they want in life

Sunwoo has no time for yes or no, he needs someone that matched his fiery energy

Erik

okay he likes people that are different

like his ideal type needs to be edgy, needs to be different

it wouldn't surprise me that he is more into curvy people for exemple

people that dont really enter the beauty standards

They could be people with piercings or tattoos in their body

someone with colorful hair and modified body parts for exemple

this ideal type is just someone that isnt him

so there's the possibility that he is also attracted to people of different skin color and ethnic

Based on chart, physical aspects aren't that important

as long as there's a good chemistry between him and the person

but in any case, we can say that Erik's ideal type is just someone different

with their own beauty

a very unique personality

someone that isn't conventional, and that doesnt truly follows rules

a little bad boy/girl for exemple

but who is still educated and fair

someone with an open mind that he can talk with about anything and everything

[jonathanrook]

I would LOVE for you to post the wips.

i said i’d do that and instantly realized i have no way to easily do that ahhhhh

i would just shove them onto ao3 but my account is currently being taken over by my alter ego for the colgate catfish, so actually here are just links to the google docs i have them saved asalso #exposed i write my summaries and author’s notes before i start my stories 99% of the time

soaked (working title)

at work over the summer we sold those weird sponge balls you dip in water and shit and every time i walked passed them i…i imagined some #quality water balloon fights. i reread this just now and it reads like a shitty 2006 fanfiction.net era story so have fun dude. currently 633 words

(this one never got a title but it’s the high school au)

uhh i wanted to write some prom nonsense bc i’ve got a bone to pick with senior proms everywhere but actually had zero clue where i was going with anything. garth is a transfer student. roy is a lacrosse bro. currently1,863 words

neither of these ever got passed the exposition so this is probably going to be a very boring read for you. sorry.

[royaltyoon]

Hiii, i like your work 😃, can I request about Vasco, Jace and Jake with s/o who very sarcastic 😃 tqq🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

Aww thank you 🥺✨ I hope this is what you had in mind.

HEADCANONS

With a sarcastic s/0

[A/N]

This was a lot more difficult to write than it should've been

Jace:

"Jace, can you come here. I need you help."

"you need my help?"

"no, I was just checking what role playing like a damsel in distress would feel like."

He'd always give you a blank stare in response

It's not like he hated the fact that you were as sarcastic as you were, he just didn't know how to respond to someone who couldn't give a straight answer.

He always tried his best to frame his questions in a way were you couldn't give him a sarcastic answer.

As if that would stop you, hah

It baffled him how you could even come up with a sarcastic answer to absolutely any random question.

"Is that breakfast you're eating?"

"actually, I'm have my lunch at 7:30 in the morning, you could say I'm ahead of schedule."

Jace just stared at you, the poor boy just woke up. What did he do to deserve this?

Jace blankly looking at you became such a common sight, it happened like 7382972 times a day.

So,you often just used your sarcasm to gain his attention. He was too occupied with school? or anything related to the burn knuckles? Say something sarcastic and you've got yourself a blank face Jace park with his undivided attention.

As for him, if he were ever in the vicinity when you said something sarcastic, he'd immediately turn his head that direction, even if it wasn't directed to him. It happened a lot more that jace would hope it would. A deep rooted habbit which he couldn't change.

Even though he had a bland reaction, jace loved your sarcasm. Even a single conversation with you wasn't boring. And you had a knack of making people laugh.

Sometimes you were a tad bit too much, but every relationship has its compromises so he didn't mind adjusting to your way of humour.

But you were always serious when the time called for, so he didn't have a major problem with you being sarcastic.

Vasco:

"vasco, hurry up!! We're late."

"we're late?"

"nope. I just love rushing you in the mornings, for no apparent reason."

"so we're not late, right? Okay." He just proceeds to eat his strawberry flavoured cereal.

"what? Nooo, we are late."

"but you just said we weren't."

Go a little easy on the sarcasm with this poor soul.

Sometimes, he's a little too dense to catch onto your sarcasm immediately.

It will take him some time.

"ohh, you were sarcastic, I see- wait!! We're late?!"

For his sake, you would have to dial down the remarks a lot more than you expected to.

It wasn't a bad change though, but it was definitely difficult to change your ways after spending most of your life with your sarcastic trait.

Seeing you trying so hard, he'd built up the determination to grow accustomed with sarcasm and try to use it more.

He'd go around asking every member of burn knuckles 'what is sarcasm?'

Boy would go as far as watch YouTube videos.

"Does this shirt look good on me?"

"no, it actually looks hideous on you."

......

....yeah

His head was in the right place but the execution was a bit off

Can you blame him though? He learned it from the members of burn knuckles.

You appreciated the efforts nevertheless.

Jake:

This boy didn't care

You were sarcastic? He was too

He will match you energy, may it be at the worst time possible, but he will match it.

"I'm so tired, gonna head to bed."

"to sleep?"

"no, rethinking my life choices while pretending to be asleep is my favourite hobby."

"it do be sounding like something you'd do."

Fun fact: you did end up questioning your life choices that night.

"you don't look like you had a good night's sleep."

"gee, I wonder what made you think that? I feel absolutely refreshed." You threw him a side glare.

"you're right, your eyebags do look refreshing."

You smack his arm slightly, not to attract attention. But he did the exact opposite when he broke into a snicker.

"jake! Stfu, we're at a funeral." You whisper yell. Noticing the stares, "oh noo! I miss him! He went too soon. God why did you take him from us?!" Jake fake cried loudly.

"....jake, it's a woman in her 90s who passed away."

"oh fuck..."

Again, mind was in the right place, the execution was a little off.

Not only was this boy sarcastic, he was also very extra.

Just like he matched your energy, you matched his.

"her death affected my boyfriend so much, he even got her confused, he's clearly not taking the news well, he just wanted to spend some time with her before she left." You sniffle loudly.

"do we know the two of you?" Some random guest questions.

You and jake just stood there like bricks, y'all didn't move an inch.

"jake... Did we come to the wrong funeral..?"

"...I guess so."

You and jake wrecked chaos wherever you went.

Even if you didn't mean to intentionally do it. It just happened. Avoiding drama wasn't in the dna of either of you both.

You could say y'all both went through a lot of embarrassing stuff together, which neither of you would forget even if you hoped for it.

What else strengthens a relationship other than going through embarrassing things with you s/o by your side.

Said no one ever, but both of you believed in it religiously.

[theowlhouseheadcanons]

So what are the Beta's personalities? I don't think there is a guide. All I know is Luz is a Bustard, Amity is pure bred bitch and Willow is S M U G.

Okay, I have two options: do you want the detailed, serious answer or the over-simplified, stupidish answer? Choose wisely.

Painfully detailed:

All we “canonically” know about them, apart from the designs, is their heavier approach to darker, maybe punk/goth vibes - a lead to all the content the fandom produced so far, creating all kinds of creative views about their characters.

If we take a look to Dana´s unrelated artworks, it's a mix of grim bizarrice with mundane and/or wholesome character remarks that makes the odd creations seem… relatable and emphatic, or at least curious enough to make you crook your neck in contemplation. There is also this faint feeling of madness and gloom (with different variations depending on the piece), but they all seem consistent within the big picture.

Overall, they appeal for complexity, and this is where I think the Betas stand - with deep roots on dark humor too. So, after making this boastful analysis of Dana´s art that nobody asked for, let's get to them.

Amity:

As her canon version, she's a character with layers (and masks, depending on the company she might be bearing at the time).

At first impression, she might seems cold and uninterested, with sarcasm being her favorite tool in conversation; Amity makes the effort to keep most people around her at distance to avoid creating unnecessary attachments, so she´ll come off as rude and selfish - but if you hang around enough or prove you have some guts and values, she might take a liking; And once you become friends, you´ll never meet someone more loyal;

She doesn't mind breaking rules – especially her mother's rules – for the sake of entertainment and for helping her friends. She's a fan of pranks and deception, but do not mistake her impetus for recklessness: Amity plays clever to guarantee he reputation remains intact for the right people (leaving the ones who knows her true ways crawling under their skin (enemies) or smirking at her (friends));

She's not one who easily share personal information, reserving her deeper feelings and worries to a scarce number of people;

She won't back down from discussions, and if she feels like something or someone is crossing any lines of her (surprisingly existing) "moral code" she won't leave it alone until she gives a final word on it (besides, she loves the taste of victory, and hate when the ones she cares get hurt in any sense); She fights with words that hit exactly on people's weak spots, but if she's irritated enough she might put her destructive magic to some use (as a threat);

In school, her notes are good (although she can easily make them better if she just puts in the effort) and if the teachers don't insist on pushing some expected behavior towards her, and instead work with her “flexible learning process”, she won't bother. Actually, if she takes interest in the class, she´ll deepen discussions with interesting topics and good criticism, making teachers raise their eyebrows on her competence. But, if for some reason the schoolmaster gets on a tight spot with Amity, she´ll make sure every minute of their class feels a bit closer to hell :)

(One might imagine how polemic Beta Amity must be among the faculty)

When she's not idly hanging with Boscha and the girls, she can be spotted sauntering alone in the corridors, wearing the portrait of Boredom on her face that keeps most people at distance. The only individual that doesn´t appear to be affected by her subtle threatening aurea is Willow: as anything odd and potentially entertaining, Willow conquered Amity´s attention enough to mold a friendship with her. They work pretty well together, with Willow´s centred personality balancing off Amity's fiery behavior. Hanging out with Willow feels both relaxing and exciting, as she never knows what new “job” her friend might be up to - and she's always down to tag along on her quests;

Willow:

Willow is an intriguing kid – and I'm not talking about her dubious choice of fashion or her ability to keep a poker face to everything and everyone while absorbing more details and information than anyone in the room – everyone that knows her agrees with that definition. And everyone knows her; Why? Well...

Her irreducible dedication and unbiased expertise in the bizarre and all sorts of knowledge makes her a handy option for those who need to get some job done and they don't know who else to call. Her almost obsessive curiosity for everything keeps her constantly busy with some experiment, project or investigation;

She displays the minimum respect to people around her and seems genuinely unbothered by social dramas and average teen stuff; Interacting with Willow might feel awkward or incredibly interesting as she has the habit of infodumping and calling attention to random details in the environment (and you'll never know what's going on her mind); ~Her humor is a little morbid too~

She's the kind of person you can hang out alot but if you put some thought on it you'll get shocked how little you know about them – Willow doesn't have a problem with sharing, but she'll only do when requested;

And besides, she rather have the company of plants and herself (a fact she more show than tell), because neither of them will delay her plans or interrupt them with spontaneous cases of *looks down on notes* needing help; (but don't worry, if she's your friend, she will help)

Willow will defy rules only if she knows there won't be bad consequences for her and her "partners in crime" – and she might not share that part with them sometimes so they won't get comfortable enough to mess up;

Luz:

The main common thing between Beta and Canon Luz is their contagious energy and righteous mind: they're always ready to have a good time while being able to help someone; The main difference, I guess, is that Beta Luz has a more flexible moral on methods she might use to do "good";

She never skips the calls for adventure, even the ones that presents potential dangers (which she generally doesn't take note until it's too late) making her a magnet for trouble;

Her friends are so used to her shenanigans that Luz doesn't need more than a look to have them sighing "what have you done this time?"

She's a sporty girl, but also a lover of video games and anime and trying new stuff – which once again, might be a call for danger;

She's friendly but can't help her passive aggressive humor, which can gets sharp depending on her mood; Aggression and offences are a last case resource, unless we're talking about bad guys; She might be down to break rules if it is necessary for doing good, but overall she rather leave law undisturbed; She doesn't mind taking "alternative" ways to achieve her goals, but she draws a line on cheating – and that buys her some heated discussions with Amity;

Luz swears she tries to not get involved in people's business but she never thinks twice before calling people out when they're being unnecessarily bad or rude. Actually, she has the habit of acting before thinking – the main pillar of her troublemaker reputation;

With all that, one might think she's reckless and slow in catching things up – which is not a lie, but that doesn't mean she can't be responsible: she always keep her promises and is committed to following deadlines and conditions – and I'm not sure if this is the place to add, but she's pretty good with children! For Amity's amusement

In sum (simple version):