#it's just canon

[livingdeadvoid]

Stiles: Someone better take me out

Scott: On a date?

Kira: Or like with a sniper?

Jackson, Malia, Lydia, Peter, Derek, Theo, Isaac, Erica, Boyd, Cora: I'll do both

[edgeofn1ght]

Happy one year anniversary to this heart-stopping moment that changed our lives 🥲

[electricea]

ryuji is one of those chaotic people who likes to give his soda a shake before drinking it. he doesn't mind the fizz explosion.

[doorinthefloor]

" oh yes you are very intimidating and scary. yes, yes, now shut up and let me take your blood. "

( @esinisex ; is this crack ... is this ... JDJZNDNSNE )

Who did this mediocre harlequin think he was? Being so bold as to have stolen his art - his absolute soul - out from under him. Tarn bears his teeth, smooth- near featureless face creasing it what was an increasing rage.

"If I was trying to be intimidating you would know you bedazzled buffon. If I so desired it? I could rend the flesh from your bones with less than a thought - before allowing you to be so blessed as to be touched by the hand of Tar -" But he doesn't finish his sentence. Not as he's busy slapping the syringe from Essex's hand.

"No! How dare you!? Haven't you stolen enough from me already, Thief!"

[rinarin-karimel]

Just the beginning of the Renril arc:

Kahaku: Are we going to remodel houses in Renrill?

Fushi: No, the church is looking for you here.

Kahaku: Then what should I do?

Fushi: Your place is in the kitchen and in the bedroom.

Kahaku:....

Kahaku (almost fainting): In the bedroom?!?!!!!!!

Fushi: yes you have to iron the sheets and curtains there.

[love-byers]

bisexuality demons were kicking his ass

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[sushiisiu]

In every timeline, in every possibility,

Only you

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[livingdeadvoid]

Gar: I think I'm queer

Raven, sobbing because she's proud of her boyfriend for coming out: YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!!

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺