#it's just I'm an established patient now I should be able to get care faster than 1 week away no?

[wallabywannabe]

I called the ENT office to leave a message to ask if I could get started on antibiotics or something because the pain is getting worse and I don't want to wait 6 days until my appointment, and the front desk person was like, "ok what's you're date of birth?" and I gave it to her and she kept trying to tell me happy birthday! And I was like oh yeah thank you that's very sweet but really not what I care about right now!

A diagnosis for my birthday? Could I be so lucky?

[saizoswifey]

Hi there! I'm in love with your NSFW headcannons! They are so long and detailed and really help inspire me. If you're taking requests could I request and Ikerev Kyle NSFW headcannon?

Thank you so much! I’m so glad they inspire you! Sure thing. Kyle is my favorite so these were a joy to think about lol. 

Under a cut, this is LONG and DIRTY fyi 

{Kyle Ash} {N//SFW HCs} 

He is weak so a lot of positions that consist of him holding you up while fucking you in the shower or against a wall end up failing miserably and you both just end up falling on your asses and laughing.

He’s actually a bit (a lot) of a doofus sometimes and can be hard to catch on when you’re making advances at him. Then when he finally realizes, he is blushing like crazy.

Playful in bed and doesn’t mind being vocal. Laughing during sex is a normal occurrence.

Studies your body the same as he would study a textbook and takes his time to figure out what you respond to the most before attacking it to send you over the edge. 

Light spanking is a huge kink for him. (Him spanking you, that is)

Like any man, he thinks its really hot when you wear skimpy things or when he comes back to his room and finds you waiting in lingerie. However, the little moments where you aren’t trying to be sexy are what turn him on the most. 

When he’s studying and looks over and sees you with your hair messily pinned up, drowning in one of his shirts you’re using as a nighty and peering over a book on the bed…it takes everything in him not to just drop what he’s doing and slowly push you down underneath him on the bed. Letting his hands trail up your shirt to knead your breasts while he kisses you and lets you feel his arousal between your legs. Most of the time, that’s what he does, though.   

Gets a major boner when you wear his stuff. 

Putting on his glasses, wrapping his stethoscope around your neck or maybe you’re just in the clinic and he’s teaching you about things like you’re trying to listen for his heartbeat with it. 

Or you wearing his lab coat. He gets super aroused. And that goes for teaching you as well. If you’re actually interested in what he knows and wanting to gain more knowledge and listen to him teach you things he finds it incredibly sexy and will start to kiss you and get handsy sometimes without even realizing it. 

Wouldn’t even dream of coming inside of you unless you’re in an established and serious relationship. He’s a doctor, after all, he knows how babies are made.

Enjoys teasing the hell out of you. He’ll play with the ribbons of your nightgown, tugging on them playfully and dipping fingers slowly inside to caress your nipples with feather-light touches. Press his knee between your legs and grind up to your pussy while whispering in hot breaths. 

“You look like you’re feeling good, your cheeks are all red. Where do you want me to kiss you? Your cheek? *kiss* “Hm…your neck?” *kiss* “…your chest…” *kiss* “Or……here?” He moves down between your thighs, running a flat tongue over your panties, up your slit and pressing into your clit. “You want my mouth here, don’t you? Say it. Ask me to make you feel good with my mouth.” 

His favorite thing is a late night/all night fuck fests. He’s dragging it out with teasing and foreplay, fucking you all night long and the next morning everyone will think he’s just tired from being hungover as usual but you both will know the truth. He’ll probably send you some knowing looks and cheeky grins over his coffee cup when your eyes meet.

His style of fucking is slow and sensual with random quick bursts where he’s ramming into you as he gets closer to coming 

Like’s to tease you and edge you by going as fast as his hips can go, then slowing it back down again, pressing all the way inside and stirring you up. 

An ass man. Through and through. He loves grabbing it at random when you’re out on dates, when he passes you in the hallway or when you’re brushing your hair or teeth. 

Again, expect some spanking on your ass while you ride his cock or if he’s fucking you from behind. Even when he is eating you out.

 If you’re 69ing expect a few playful bites along with sweet kisses on your ass cheek between him burying his tongue in your pussy 

ESPECIALLY when he is drunk 

He gets super handsy and open when he drinks. He’ll nuzzle up to you and whine desperately for you to stroke his cock. 

He’ll hug you from behind all tipsy and clumsy and start to pull at your clothes with a pleasant hum, placing kisses down your spine and groping hard at your ass 

“Mmm….god, your ass is so sexy,” he lightly bites your cheek as he slips your underwear down your thighs to expose your wet pussy to his hot breath, “I wanna be friends with it.” 

Crush.Him.With.Your.Thighs. He loves eating you out and feeling the soft plush skin squeezing around his head. 

Likes to use you to study, sexily. He’ll lay with you on the bed, place a kiss on a body part and ask you to name it. If you get it wrong he’ll playfully bite you or write it on you with a pen to make you remember. 

When he’s in a teasing mode he’ll slip his fingers inside of you, press his lips to your ear while he finger fucks you and ask you medical questions. To make sure you really were studying.  

“Ahh…that’s my girl, concentrate. Answer correctly and I’ll let you come.” 

SUPER clingy when he is drunk. Expect PDA at the bar in cradle (which, of course, sends Oliver home before he’s even finished his drink). He’ll kiss you and hold you and drunkenly lean on you. Tell you how pretty you are. One time he couldn’t stop staring down your shirt and when he had no problem lapping up a bit of beer that dripped between your cleavage you had to excuse yourselves immediately and rush him home. 

His fucking world was ROCKED the first time you gave him head. It had been a late night at the clinic, followed by an even later night of studying and practically falling asleep over his books. You knocked on the door with a tray of sweets and some strong coffee and he was too tired to know how it led from that to you on your knees under the desk in front of him. Massaging his thighs and removing his belt. His breath caught in his throat when you pulled his cock into your hands and ran your wet hot tongue from the base to the tip. Every tense muscle and tired frustration tight and weighing on his body melted out of him when you started to suck. He didn’t know if it lasted 10 seconds or an hour, but he bit his lip and came down your throat. And the image of you, pulled back from his still hard cock with lidded eyes and hair debauched and a mess from the grip of his hands and his cum wetting your lips which glistened by the faint crystal light….It was one of the hottest fucking things he’s ever seen. And even now when you have to travel or he’s horny in his morning shower he thinks about that and jerks himself off, desperate for even a fraction of the pleasure your mouth can give him 

For someone drunk and careless so often, he’s surprisingly well taken-care of and groomed. He’s super hygenic, as a doctor should be. He smells like betadine or rubbing alcohol or soap, normally. And he is very trim and proper downstairs. He takes care of himself. 

Wasn’t experienced, like, at all, when he met you. You’re his first sexual partner. His life was steered into a direction he wasn’t ready or prepared for and he had no time or interest in being intimate with someone until he met you 

Favorite position is you on top, esp reverse cowgirl as well so he can see your ass move back and forth as you fuck yourself with his cock. He can grip your hips and push you up and down or give you little spanks. It’s also convenient for sitting up when he is close to coming and holding you close so he can thrust into you hard, or push you down to your hands and knees and fuck you from behind while talking dirty into your ear 

Isn’t super big on PDA when he is sober. Also rather against fucking you in the clinic unless he has no other choice. If you’re both going to be stuck there all night, and he has no patients, and there’s an empty bed you both are sleeping in…..he sometimes can’t help but get hard when he’s spooning you and feels your ass press against his cock. He’ll kiss your ear and neck and hike up your skirt to your waist, humping himself against your slit until you’re wet enough and hold a hand against your mouth to muffle your moans when he finally pushes inside of you and starts to fuck you. 

It’s a bit of a secret kink to get dirty with you in his place of work where people might be able to stumble on you guys fucking. But he controls the urge 80% of the time 

A switch with a tendency to dom. He doesn’t mind or object when you want to take the lead in the bedroom, but he prefers to be the one to take care of you and handle things. He wants to be the one to make you feel good.  

Would enjoy using sex toys on you or watching you use them on yourself. Watching you naked, body glistening with sweat as you pant and use a vibrator on your clit to bring you to climax as he strokes his cock faster and faster, torturing himself with the thoughts and desires of plunging inside of you but restraining himself from doing so….he loves it. Butt plugs in you while he fills your pussy with his cock. Or if you ever wanted to try anal, placing a vibrating bullet inside of you while he does so or using a clit suction on you to get you off faster. 

Not shy about moaning, and he can’t help but do so during sex. Mostly when he is close to coming. It’s a super hot, low growl of a moan. His body will shake and he’ll pull you close while snapping his hips up rapidly, moaning into your skin or the crescent of your neck and telling you he’s about to come. 

Would be all for you ordering him around every now and again. Place your foot on his chest when he’s about to climb on top of you in bed. Tell him he’s not allowed to enter you until he gives you a full body massage. Get the oils out and instruct him on where you need him to massage the most. Make him do your shoulders and feet and lower back. Scold him when he tries to massage over your ass. Turn over and let him do your upper thighs, saying more, more, more, until he moves in closer and closer. He’ll cup your pussy, 

“What about here? It feels tense…” he dips his fingers in and out of you, rubbing your clit

“Mmm, yes, there, harder-” 

“Don’t worry, miss, I won’t stop until I am certain you’re feeling muuuch better.” 

He is slender and small but his cock is surprisingly above average length. A jaw-dropping size you would never expect when he pulls his boxers down the first time and it springs forth. Which makes him blush in embarrassment, of course, and he yells at you to stop ogling him like he’s some circus freak. 

That being said, he has seen so many dicks as an army doctor and he understands how he compares, so he always makes sure to take things slow with you and get you plenty wet before he penetrates you 

Also has no problem just getting each other off orally or manually. He thinks it’s so hot to get creative and make each other cum without penetration on the table. 

Rubbing his cock between your ass cheeks as he lays on top of you, or between your thighs from behind as he plays with your clit and sucks on your neck. These are more than acceptable ways to leave him satisfied 

Or just jerking himself off while he licks and sucks your pussy

Sex doesn’t make him sleepy it actually wakes him up. It gives him a burst of energy and gets his adrenaline pumping so a majority of the time he will hold you close and cuddle you after sex, he’ll stroke your hair and wait for you to fall asleep then slip into his PJs and start studying again, until he sees dawn break. 

So so so good with aftercare. He gets really sentimental after sex and he’ll grab your hands and kiss them, and look livingly into your eyes while caressing your cheeks or nuzzling his nose to yours. Lots of pecked kisses between words of devotion as he tells you how much he loves you and how beautiful you are. 

Most of the time he wakes you up early with him the next morning 

He’ll slap your ass  “Wake up doctor sexy, time for work.” And hold a fresh hot cup of coffee out to you 

He knows how much your work together means to you so he doesnt interfere or presume to know what’s best, unless he feels you absolutely need rest and have been working too hard. 

He’ll let you sleep in and when you make it into the clinic with a sour face asking why he didn’t wake you he’ll just say,

 “You looked tired and you’ve been pale lately. Don’t act like you haven’t been up past midnight the last week and a half with your nose pressed in a book. Get a big breakfast and then come back, take your time, doctors orders.”