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Hahaha, working on a farm with pokemon is the same. I shear Wooloo, clean up the Chansey/Ducklett coop, pick our oran berry crops, ect on any given day and get totally covered in wool, poop, berry juice, feathers, and Arc knows what else. Then by dinnertime I'm totally starving. Just rinse off, eat, repeat!

Working in labs is so funny once you really think about it. "Oh, it's lunchtime! Man, working with blood, sweat, saliva, mucus, feces, urine, sperm, fur, teeth, and other weird stuff sure does make you hungry! 🥰🥰🥰🥰"

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so guess whose boyfriend accidentally spilled a whole ass bottle of vanilla extract into a pastry dough, panicked, stuffed the resulting milcery into a dessert cup, and ran into the shelter hollering like a lechonk with its ass on fire

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Just woke up to Anuubi shaking me with the most concerned look on his face.

I guess I must have been having a nightmare or something. I know Lucario can be sensitive to aura, which I've always believed was a combination of emotions and your natural live force/energy. Guess aura is pretty yucky when you're scared, huh?

Ah, man. I hate putting him through that. He's supposed to be 'off the job' at night, too. Worst part is, I don't even remember what I was dreaming about anyway.

Got up and got us both an oran berry snack to help calm us down. I suppose I can just start the day really early today....

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me too, noibat

(the original image!)

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Pokemon doing little "bleps"

with their lil tongues Reblog if you agree

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the popplio pail...

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Stop scrolling for a moment, and let the hypnotic sway of Cradily ease your troubles.

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Over 6 months in the making (mostly bc procrastination) but I finally compiled my Kanto Gym Leader Magazine series. I love the idea of an in-universe style fashion publication where they all do interviews about their hobbies and stuff

Want something like this for your own OC? My commissions are open!!

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I'm not around too many Poison types, so maybe that's why, but it does seem to have a faint smell, yes! You guys are around your poison 'mons all the time so you probably go noseblind to it, but a lot of poison 'mons' poison has a slightly chemical smell! Some are stronger than others, though. Like, a Stunky or Stuntank will OBVIOUSLY have a characteristically unpleasant smell if they spray ya, but other poison pokemon only have a faintly chemical scent when they use their poison type moves. It is acid a lot of the time, after all, so it makes sense!

Of course it's not like you guys stink just by being around them though, as long as you shower regularly ya'll are fine! lol

Hey, question. Can people like. Ya know. Smell that I’m a Poison type trainer. Y’all woulda told me if ya could right? RIGHT???

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Commander Sniffles is a heck of a name for a Sobble. It fits perfectly!

Hope the little guy is alright now, haha.

things commander sniffles cried about today: touched an ice cube and it was cold

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Well hi there, friends!

Hello, hello! I'm Erin, and I'm a bit new to this whole Rotomblr thing. Well, that's not entirely true, I totally had one back when I was a preteen, but I've been off the site for a while and some Life happened in between, so may as well introduce myself~

Anyway, I'm Erin, I'm 27, and I go by She/They pronouns, but if ya get mixed up and happen to call me something else I won't be upset or anything! I am, what I affectionately call, a "failed-ish" professional Pokemon trainer. Meaning, I got my starter Pokemon when I was a kid, and started to go on a journey, but after beating two gyms and realizing that Pokemon battling competitively makes me really anxious, I gave up!

Haha, yep. I just sort of gave up and came home. My parents were a little upset, seeing as how they'd paid for my starter and given me money for travel expenses, but what can ya really do? It'd be unhealthy for me to force it and give myself panic attacks, plus my precious 'mon pals wouldn't have had the best life like that, either. I went back to a (normal, not battle) school, and once I graduated I decided to give myself a fresh start by moving to the Galar region.

I struggled to find my footing for a while, and that's way too long of a story to put in an introduction, but eventually I became a farmer and I've been living here happily for the last ten years!

So, anyway, here's my Pokemon! I have a lot, more than I technically should have, but I get special permissions from the regional government to have extra. These Pokemon do NOT battle, and they aren't registered to take part in any Pokemon League events, they're hard working boys and girl who help me on the farm!

Rosa ~ Meganium ~ Female ~ Overgrow: My original starter! She's a good girl and has been with me a long time. She used to battle a bit when I was still trying to go on my League journey, but now she just helps out on the farm with the crops.

Blaze Boi ~ Slugma ~ Male ~ Magma Armor: A friend I made along my original league journey. He was one of the last 'mons I caught during that time. While he can't really help with the plants because of, uh, how he is lol. He serves another VERY important purpose now, which is heating my home!

Anuubi ~ Lucario ~ Male ~ Inner Focus: My Lucario, Anuubi, is my emotional support Pokemon. After returning from my journey, and being diagnosed with a panic disorder, I had a really hard time re-integrating to school and home life. A guidance counselor at my school reccomended to my parents to get me a ESP and the rest is history. I've had him since he hatched as a Riolu. He helps me so much and I love him. Of course I love all my Pokemon, but Anuubi and I have a different kind of bond, and I really love and appreciate all he does for me.

Conk ~ Gurdurr ~ Female ~ Sheer Force: Conk is a Pokemon that was given to me by an elderly neighbor last year who could no longer care for her. I was hesitant to take her in at first, considering I didn't know if she'd get on with my own pokemon, as well as the fact that she used to be a competitive battler and I knew I couldn't give her that experience, but between taking her to the community center a few times a week for some casual battles with the local kids, and having her help me with building projects around the farm (New coop, small roof repairs, ect) she's been integrating well so far!

Goldie ~ Golurk ~ ??? ~ Klutz: My newest acquired mon. I got Golurk only a few weeks ago as a livestock guardian mon. I have done a ton of research about how Golurk were made by ancient civilizations to protect people and pokemon, and I finally came to the decision to get one after one of my Wooloo was injured by a wild Lycanroc. I really hope I'll be able to train him well and we won't have anymore such incidents here at the farm.

Berry ~ Smeargle ~ Female ~ Own Tempo: A little bastard I found marking my recycling bin one day. A very naughty girl who I unfortunately love. She is stinky and covered in "paint" at all times. She does not help with any farmchores nor is she supporting my health in anyway. She actively hurts it sometimes, lmao. But I love this little brat.

We also have a Chansey and two Duckletts who lay eggs, two Miltanks and their stud, a Paldean Tauros, A Tropius, an Appleton and her three eggs which will become Applin, and three Wooloo! It's a pretty full house at my place, but luckily I have lots of land!

Anyway, this post is getting pretty dang long, so if you want to find out any more about me, feel free to ask, and I'll also put a couple of boring things under a "Read More". Thanks for stopping by my blog!

((OOC under the Cut))

//Hi! I'm Meg, my main blog is @megwritesnstuff

//I thought this looked like tons of fun, so I thought I'd give it a try! I didn't want to do a traditional like, Trainer, researcher, or PKMN breeder so I thought a farmer might be fun! I also grew up on/near farms IRL, so its easy to write for, lol

//I definitely want to draw for this blog, but my art is rough so please bear with me, lol

//I don't know much about this side of the fandom, so please bear with me as I learn! I know some people like their characters to be pokemon or part pokemon, and while I don't really incorperate that into my headcannons, I'm still more than happy to interact with your characters! It'll just be something new for Erin to learn about!

//Speaking of HCs, most of mine are basically aligned with the games/anime, but with some changes. Feel free to ask me about anything and I want to ask ya'll about your HCs, too!