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elvispresley · 1 year ago
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The Beatles in Help! (1965)
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file-unknown24 · 11 months ago
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I just remembered something. Once when looking on Ao3, I was curious to see what was the oldest TSP fic, so I looked and then it showed this
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It seems fine, then you notice
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This.
How?!
And I'm not joking, I literally saw this and screenshoted it because I was so confused
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irkimatsu · 2 months ago
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I enjoyed today's HB but the song at the end is what's making me choke-laugh, just in case you still actually thought I was mature
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nota-professional · 1 year ago
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oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, consensus!
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this-daydream-is-dangerous · 6 months ago
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can't believe i've once again found out about breaking political news via destiel instead of a news organisation
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steampunk-raven · 1 year ago
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playing dnd rn :) it feels like it's been forever and it's been under a week lol
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commissionsdarian · 2 years ago
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Casually talking to people who've committed atrocities is confusing sometimes because I was about to say something like "I get I'm socially draining, there's no pressure to respond". But then I remembered 1, international terrorist, 2, atrocities, 3, I'm meant to be harassing people
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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majiburger · 12 days ago
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it's very funny when people get attached to a celebrity and take everything they say as a word of god because my uncle is moderately famous and every time he's on tv he's just lying lies the likes of which my family has never seen before
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 16 days ago
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PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.
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slushyseals · 3 months ago
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Run! Run little bird! The vacuum is coming for you!
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shotmrmiller · 1 month ago
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Imagine Ghost helping you jerk him off, like he puts his hand over yours
this is one of those virgin/inexperienced reader thoughts cuz all ya gotta do is ask how to get a man off (because you fear accidentally ripping someone's foreskin off) and gross, slimy ghost is gonna hit you with an "lemme show ya how t'do it" but you'd expected a video or something, not him getting real snug on your bed with his cock already out in the open and you've gotta bite down on your tongue to keep from asking him if it's normal that it just sits on his thigh like that.
and just when you're nervously fidgeting at the end of the bed he tells you to get closer. "too far away, how are ya gonna learn anythin' bein' tha' far away?"
omg he's grabbing your hand and spitting on your clammy palm before encouraging (his own hand tight over yours) you to wrap your fingers firmly around his thicker base and you're sweating bullets at this point. (that your fingertips aren't even close to touching is making your head spin.)
you don't want to stare at what's in your hand, hot and heavy, don't want to look out the window because then you'll seem bored or dismissive, cant look at him because his stare is unnerving-
but then a rather pointed sucking of his teeth while his hand tips your head up by the chin solves that issue for you.
not gonna learn a thing if ya not lookin'.
(you reckon you aren't going to learn anything anyway because he's making sure your eyes stay latched onto his instead of the study guide that's now leaking wet, sticky and warm.)
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 4 months ago
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idkaguyorsomething · 1 year ago
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“apollo wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” “hermes wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” you fools. ¿have you forgotten who the greek god of theatre is?
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lygma-nygma · 11 months ago
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Sometimes I try to live my life normally but then I remember that when Tim properly met Dick for the first time the man was in full clown makeup.
Theres a foreshadowing joke in that but I can’t quite put it into words.
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kokodrawings · 1 year ago
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Artober day 3!
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