#it's entered my head

[o-lanterns]

[ID: Simon sitting next to Prismo, "So... Why did you make Ice Queen like that?" Prismo asks "Like what. Cunty? ... Milfy?" Simon looks tired and doesn't know how to respond. end ID.]

[fascinatedfinch]

JollyBaby for Murderbot September Day 1!

I can be your angle

Or yuor devil….

[b4kuch1n]

polymer broadcast signal hijack

[gabriestat]

true detective (2014) / disco elysium (2019)

[krazieka2]

Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)

[apartmentsmoke]

so buck and tommy are out at a bar, and tommy looks so damn good that buck whispers into his ear that they need to get out of there because he's going to blow tommy under the table if they don't

tommy says hasty goodbyes for both of them and lets buck drag him out to his car, and he's never been more thankful for the tint he installed, because buck's fingers are already working at his fly the second they get in

after one fantastic blowjob later, tommy's got his hand in buck's hair, and buck is making these weird choking noises that alarm him - was that too much? he asks and then buck collapses further into what's now clearly a fit of giggles and whispers you came in a car this time

[a-lonely-dunedain]

this is so sad her head is a metal potato...........

[theminecraftbee]

It's Mumbo who approaches Doc. His suit is askew, and he's loosened his tie, which is generally a very bad sign. Mumbo, for all he's a very poorly put-together person, normally leaves his clothes well put-together unless things have somehow gone very wrong indeed.

"Tell me, Doc," Mumbo says. "After the whole Easter Egg thing that I heard about--"

"I was very normal, comparatively!" Doc protests. "I was very, very normal!"

Mumbo pauses. "You know, I left town, so I can't dispute that."

Doc nods vigorously. "You can't dispute it at all. And, eh, Ren, if you're going to yell about him, he didn't have any eggs. He was briefly False's pet dog, though. I think it, eh, traumatized him."

Mumbo looks faintly dizzy. "Right. That. How did we solve that again?"

"That was all Cleo and Jevin," Doc says. "I know Cub has some of the surviving remnants in his museum. Why do you ask? Oh no, don't tell me you secretly still have one of the babies! What if it's lost and alone?"

"No, no, nothing like that! It's just that you dropped several thousand dragon eggs on Grian's base, is all."

Doc smirks. "A cunning revenge--"

"You covered Grian's base. In eggs," Mumbo says, very slowly, as though Doc might be particularly stupid. Doc stares back.

"Yeah. It's karmic revenge for the chickens," Doc says back, equally slowly.

"Doc I wasn't there but remind me how Grian reacted last time to the eggs," Mumbo says.

Doc thinks about it for a moment.

Doc's eyes widen.

"Mumbo, please tell me Grian is not--"

"The good news is that I think the server would crash if they hatched," Mumbo says mildly. "The bad news is that I'm his neighbor, and I very much want to kill you now."

"You're joking," Doc says, struck suddenly with the vision of what it would be like to live next to a Grian who is attempting to get broody over thousands of dragon eggs at once.

"Die," Mumbo says, and pulls out an end crystal. Doc doesn't even move. He deserves this one.

[karaspal]

kara was actually insane for that. sorry guys, but that’s literally flirting. she’s gay.

[queer-coded]

> be me

> autistic tgirl in IT

> develop a crush on a cute robot girl

> offer to host a development environment for her on my home server

> she says ok

> struggle to install Debian because I'm a windowsfag

> set up Debian and add her account to the sudoers list

> try to set up a tunnel to a subdomain to point to the box

> mfw it works after an hour of reading docs

This feels like peak nerdy transfem flirting. Tell me I'm wrong.

Do you think she'll like me now? 👉👈

[camplease]

i feel like this is a hot take, but it's clear to me that so much of ianthe's outward projection of superiority is a deeply ingrained — really, formative — sense of inadequacy. it's to prove to everyone, even the people who were supposed to love her, who were supposed to inherently value her, that she does actually have value — in fact, she has the most value because look at what she can DO!

and i don't even think she's entirely internalized that, but that kind of projection kind of falls apart if you show even a moment of self-doubt

and i know ianthe isn’t supposed to be sympathetic here, or at least i’m assuming she’s not to most people, but can you imagine the body horror of being inextricably tied to and irrevocably altered by the guy you grew up with and didn’t even really like and who didn’t like you either (but who served you because that was his Role, and, who, even though you’ll never admit it, you maybe even cared about a bit because at a certain point that’s kind of unavoidable - i know she tried to convince palamedes she didn’t, but she is a known liar prone to sentimentality), but it was fine because you knew you were better than him, too?

except now you're not exactly, not entirely better than him, because he's not just fueling you, you didn't get to just use him to become someone who matters. instead, he's part of you, and you still don't matter?

like from what she says about her parents' reaction to the canaan house aftermath, even that part didn't work. she didn't earn mommy and daddy's validation, admiration, anything

and she's running his empire, but she's still third place to surrogate daddy, too. if she even places!

ianthe naberius is very much the consequences of her own actions, i’m not going full apologia here, just imagining being in that position and. goddamn

[brainworms-all-night-long]

so I thinks that like a month and something ago me and Marie talked about the Traveler Nine event thingie and she had the banger idea of what if Nine ended up in the Prime Bros universe and ran into... well, Nine

[sciderman]

[dangerous-advantage]

jin ling, having done some stupid shit: my uncle's gonna kill me!

lan sizhui, serenely: it's ok, your other uncle's a necromancer

[thejacketscloset]

"Johnny.. C'mere."

"Whit's up?"

"Nuthin.. jus wanna hold you"

I'm so ILL OVER THEM

[ignorancelive]

more of my favorite nyfw looks!