#it's definitely “very Texas”
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theeretblr · 10 months ago
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Guys, I have some terrible news... 😔
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I'm now in Texas 😔
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sainz100 · 2 months ago
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2024 Abu Dhabi GP
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dirtychainsawconfessions · 11 months ago
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Jackson's whole world view would've changed if he had just gotten the slightest bit of pussy
or dick we don't discriminate here
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postingcards · 9 months ago
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"galveston harbor at night" postcard ca. 1900s
interestingly, the original version of this card depicted new york harbor at night; at the top left of the image you can see where someone edited out the statue of liberty. four stacker liners did not visit galveston.
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kandicon · 3 months ago
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Thinking abt mechanisms and tummy again <333
#Tim is on the brain#she'd be so fucking skinny. very tragic. consequences of the moon war#she's Also one of the ones who gets full body resets pretty regularly bc of her violence habits#so she very rarely has the opportunity to put on weight- and even more rarely the opportunity to keep it for any notable period of time#she filled out a bit during her Persephone era with the (at the minimum) 70 years Ashes ruled the Acheron#bc she did not die often then and when she did it was even more rarely a complete destruction of her body#it was WILD to look at her body in the mirror and not see bone for the first couple years.#and she kinda misses it sometimes but she won't say that alout#also Jonny <333#he was underfed as hell (less so than Tim tho) during his time in new texas but I like to think his body just naturally holds weight easier#he's always had a bit of a belly#and there was enough time between Carmilla picking him up and getting mechanized that he picked up some more weight too#through regular meals and alcoholism#he's got a beer belly. like his belly isn't stiff stiff and there's a lot of softness there but its more rounded than folds#typical beer belly from a naturally fat person y'know#ough#I love them sm#tummy <33333#all of the mechs are just... so unapologetically into each other's body types#Ivy definitely is chubby too love her for that <3333#all the mechs are chubby. Ts and Tim and Nastya are the exceptions#Brian was heavy set well before his death and that benefited him so much as a robot. so much extra space for optimizing machinery#which is also delightful to crack his stomach open and spread that sensitive machinery out on a bed around him to play with#Ashes is also the obvious choice here but they like to stay completely clothed a lot so tummy glimpses are hard to come by#and immediately drooled over by their partners.#and Raphaella always wears that lil crop top in contrast and she gets So many tummy kisses#and y'know her tummy is ALSO immediately drooled over by her partners because their bodies never get old to each other#everyone has such good tummies. there's no such thing as a bad tummy regardless of how big or small it is#kinkdicon
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bitchfitch · 2 years ago
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i forgot that i had my mother bring over the OG boy tits (bottom) the other day so i could do a comparison between them and the newer ones. Like, the og were made in 2hrs from scraps as a joke, but i didn't expect the difference between them and the new ones to be so drastic.
The biggest difference is the face i think. The og pair has one piece of glass to be both of the birds faces, while the other uses 2, with the features being soldered on instead of just painted on with enamel.
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like the new ones are over all much cleaner even if i still have Issues with them bc i made them without using a grinder just to prove you Could do SG without one, but I'm still proud of them. Like, I'm proud of all 4 of my sons, but the younger 2 are my favorites (don't tell their brothers)
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arihi · 1 year ago
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The difficult thing about openly blogging about healing and going through a long period of growth publicly is the feeling of “I’m not doing super great, and it’s worse than it has been before” springs to mind, but for the X number of times you’ve said it in the past, it feels more trivial. And maybe that’s a sign that things have always been an up and down sort of pattern, and that it will pass again, but maybe it also serves to feel more isolating in not having the words or energy anymore to describe how it is *this* time. And it is a position that changes day to day, and on better days it feels more passable, and on worse the void feels more vast. The mere fact that it changes is probably a good sign, that nothing ever has to be set in stone. But boy are some days so, so dreadful.
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meteorherd · 2 years ago
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just saw someone say with such confidence that "child's play had the budget of 7 dollars and a ham sandwich" like girl i promise you it didn't. it's just that more than half of those 10 million dollars went to the chucky animatronics LOLLL
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nonbinary-octopus · 8 months ago
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listening to an audiobook of a book I'd loved as a kid, and... it's way more racist than I remembered. In a couple different ways... stuff I hadn't noticed before, the way the author (who is the reader) does the voices, and... it's a different edition, which I first noticed by the fact that a few measurements were in centimeters rather than inches, and a character’s name is different. But as I continued, there's a bunch of sentences scattered through the book which just weren't there in the version I've read before. (and one line which I was used to that this edition lacks.) And a lot of these additional sentences... make the book more racist.
I have to wonder, was this the work of a localizer? In addition to changing the measurements to be more easily understood by an american reader, did they purposely trim off or modify racist lines?
I'm not sure I'm going to finish listening, honestly
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lesbianwithchainsaws · 2 years ago
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I'm slowly coming to the realisation that I would be the most annoying person to watch horror media with because at this point I could tell you exact scenes and movies that said media has taken inspiration from/copied/done an homage to. I watch so many horror movies that I just start recognising them in other stuff
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pedroias · 1 year ago
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Nathan Eovaldi's first standing ovation
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epicswagdivorceguy1 · 2 years ago
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IDK how you can like summer down here, I'm up north (( Texas )) and istg I'm already dreading the heat (( hater moment ))
oh don't get me wrong i HATE texas summer weather, like i step outside for five seconds and my body is already drenched in sweat from how humid it is. however. however. dreary winter weather make me sad :o(
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dirtychainsawconfessions · 10 months ago
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Okay, but like.. imagine the sexual aftermath with Bubba.
Just getting showered with attention and affection after being brutally destroyed by him.
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psychoticwillgraham · 4 months ago
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four more days until I get out of this hellhole for at least a little bit!!!
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joculatrixster · 6 months ago
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in light of me rbing the dialect post which has been in my queue forevah i must say country accents r rlly over hated but also every time im reminded that i sometimes sound southern i ☹
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existential-life-crisis · 2 months ago
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Ok but hear me out:
Nico's Italian right? So if he were to naturally swear it would most definitely be in italian. But he's also from the 1930s/40s so he wouldnt swear, he was raised better than that.
But Will is a country boy (even if Austin, Texas isn't very country (or so I've heard, I'm British, I have no idea), Naomi is and you can't tell me other wise) and has lived in camp with little to no adult guidance for ages. Sooo he should have a very potty mouth.
So while Will cusses like a sailor, you have his boyfriend saying 'fiddle sticks' in italian.
Unrelated note: Did you know that the italian equivalent of by golly/by Jove is giurabbacco which, I kid you not, literally translates to 'I swear by Bacchus'.
So like hypothetically:
[In the dining pavilion]
A very tired Will: *drops something* F**[*insert colourful language here*]
Little 1930s-Catholic-raised Nico: *in utter shock and whispering* ...you swear so much...giurabbacco
Mr D on the other side of the pavilion: yes?
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