#it's definitely “very Texas”
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Guys, I have some terrible news... 😔
I'm now in Texas 😔
#i've never been to Texas before#I've never been in the South US either#it's definitely “very Texas”#I'm bringing Gender to Texas
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2024 Abu Dhabi GP
#max verstappen#autumn posts#and of course Alain Prost!!#this moment is very much me thirsting tho 😵💫#his chesttt his hips his hair looking so BLONDE in the sun!!!!#🫠💫✨#sorry all the spam this morning!!#also I usually don't give too much thought to follower counts on tumblr dot com#folks should make the space they like!! follow and unfollow freely#but I did loose a couple folks and I wonder if it was all the asks ahhh#like definitely if someone is looking for f1 content then random factoids about this Texas gal are Not interesting hehe#but I'm trying to open up a bit more!#I even had some thoughts on Daniel I deleted ahh still trying to figure out where to blog about heavier stuff but probs not on main#this blog is more to escape the real world and bite Max's lovehandles in my mind#with maybe the occational ask game!!#but I'll probs keep my writing on the other blog and my heavier feelings in the old diary...idk figuring it out but its not that serious too#just rambling before work!!#but anyways!! 2025 year of being more open#if you are reading this then hello 😶🌫️ btw ricciardo133 is my fanfic writing space#I'll be waxing poetic about my Max and Daniel feelings there#and yearning over this man's hips and tummy and thighs my goshhhhh#😵💫❤️✨#anyways!!!#hope its an excellent time of day wherever you may be 🌇🏙���🌃#mentally I'll be here 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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Jackson's whole world view would've changed if he had just gotten the slightest bit of pussy
or dick we don't discriminate here
#notsafe#confession#Jedidiah Sawyer#Jed Sawyer#Leatherface#The Texas Chainsaw Massacre#tcm#Texas Chainsaw Massacre#Leatherface 2017#slashers#slasher fucker#Say what you will about this movie - I definitely have some very strong opinions - but Jackson/Jed deserved better 😒#I mean I think this confession is more right than you know. He got fucked over so badly in general. It makes me upset! 😣#I honestly could go on but I will not. Just know I feel like 😤
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"galveston harbor at night" postcard ca. 1900s
interestingly, the original version of this card depicted new york harbor at night; at the top left of the image you can see where someone edited out the statue of liberty. four stacker liners did not visit galveston.
#postcard#postcards#ocean liners#view#texas#nighttime#1900s#i picked this one up actually in galveston. very funny card i think. love the dedication to lying about big liners visiting the city#i like the colors very much tho#also that's definitely meant to be a cunarder. lusitania is my bet#*
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Thinking abt mechanisms and tummy again <333
#Tim is on the brain#she'd be so fucking skinny. very tragic. consequences of the moon war#she's Also one of the ones who gets full body resets pretty regularly bc of her violence habits#so she very rarely has the opportunity to put on weight- and even more rarely the opportunity to keep it for any notable period of time#she filled out a bit during her Persephone era with the (at the minimum) 70 years Ashes ruled the Acheron#bc she did not die often then and when she did it was even more rarely a complete destruction of her body#it was WILD to look at her body in the mirror and not see bone for the first couple years.#and she kinda misses it sometimes but she won't say that alout#also Jonny <333#he was underfed as hell (less so than Tim tho) during his time in new texas but I like to think his body just naturally holds weight easier#he's always had a bit of a belly#and there was enough time between Carmilla picking him up and getting mechanized that he picked up some more weight too#through regular meals and alcoholism#he's got a beer belly. like his belly isn't stiff stiff and there's a lot of softness there but its more rounded than folds#typical beer belly from a naturally fat person y'know#ough#I love them sm#tummy <33333#all of the mechs are just... so unapologetically into each other's body types#Ivy definitely is chubby too love her for that <3333#all the mechs are chubby. Ts and Tim and Nastya are the exceptions#Brian was heavy set well before his death and that benefited him so much as a robot. so much extra space for optimizing machinery#which is also delightful to crack his stomach open and spread that sensitive machinery out on a bed around him to play with#Ashes is also the obvious choice here but they like to stay completely clothed a lot so tummy glimpses are hard to come by#and immediately drooled over by their partners.#and Raphaella always wears that lil crop top in contrast and she gets So many tummy kisses#and y'know her tummy is ALSO immediately drooled over by her partners because their bodies never get old to each other#everyone has such good tummies. there's no such thing as a bad tummy regardless of how big or small it is#kinkdicon
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i forgot that i had my mother bring over the OG boy tits (bottom) the other day so i could do a comparison between them and the newer ones. Like, the og were made in 2hrs from scraps as a joke, but i didn't expect the difference between them and the new ones to be so drastic.
The biggest difference is the face i think. The og pair has one piece of glass to be both of the birds faces, while the other uses 2, with the features being soldered on instead of just painted on with enamel.
like the new ones are over all much cleaner even if i still have Issues with them bc i made them without using a grinder just to prove you Could do SG without one, but I'm still proud of them. Like, I'm proud of all 4 of my sons, but the younger 2 are my favorites (don't tell their brothers)
#i ran out of that darker blue glass months ago and used a very greyish purple for the new ones#and i wasnt happy with that#but now being able to Actually compare them instead of like. just having my memories of the originals#i Definitely like the new color better#when i start selling next month im going to put the iridescent side to the back tho. it doesn't look good on the 'right' side of the birds#also if your wondering why i haven't been doing stained glass recently: i dont have ac and live in central Texas. Its june#im in hell#My workspace is Way hotter because it doesn't even have a fan.#i have a litlle portable ac thing but like. i need to leave that for the cats#so my workspace just#is unbearably hot#bfsg
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The difficult thing about openly blogging about healing and going through a long period of growth publicly is the feeling of “I’m not doing super great, and it’s worse than it has been before” springs to mind, but for the X number of times you’ve said it in the past, it feels more trivial. And maybe that’s a sign that things have always been an up and down sort of pattern, and that it will pass again, but maybe it also serves to feel more isolating in not having the words or energy anymore to describe how it is *this* time. And it is a position that changes day to day, and on better days it feels more passable, and on worse the void feels more vast. The mere fact that it changes is probably a good sign, that nothing ever has to be set in stone. But boy are some days so, so dreadful.
#I guess a measure would be this feels like pre-move out times right now#when I was (physically) in a bad and unsafe place#and moving out has had its own stressors and anxieties#but the dread I feel is very reminiscent of another older time before then#I recently visited Texas with Spider and Sarah and Doc#we stayed at my parent’s place so it was definitely a mixed bag#I wish I wasn’t so messed up after every visit there#I thought it’d be better or easier with company after this time#but due to a variety of factors I’ve left the experience more tattered than I’d like#they had fun and it wasn’t a bad trip#but it wasn’t a great trip for me personally for loaded reasons#Spider knows to check in on me more in the coming days and weeks so that is good#FUCK man also I love this new song that came out but I CANNOT listen to it anymore and had to remove it from my playlist#because I kind of associate it with the trip now and it makes me cry every time I hear it haha#second song I ever had to do that with!!#I’m okay#just so very tired.
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just saw someone say with such confidence that "child's play had the budget of 7 dollars and a ham sandwich" like girl i promise you it didn't. it's just that more than half of those 10 million dollars went to the chucky animatronics LOLLL
#வார்த்தைகள்#THEY WERE COMPARING IT TO TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE TOO LIKE??#TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE DIDNT EVEN REACH TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND.....IT IS LIKE THE EPITOME OF A LOW BUDGET GRINDHOUSE HORROR CLASSIC#like child's play is most definitely b grade horror i will not deny that but it is not low budget horror. by ANY means#i need people to stop tossing terms around but also it's fine because it's so very funny#like. at least this is funnier than the elevated horror bullshit thats been making rounds on every single social media platform
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listening to an audiobook of a book I'd loved as a kid, and... it's way more racist than I remembered. In a couple different ways... stuff I hadn't noticed before, the way the author (who is the reader) does the voices, and... it's a different edition, which I first noticed by the fact that a few measurements were in centimeters rather than inches, and a character’s name is different. But as I continued, there's a bunch of sentences scattered through the book which just weren't there in the version I've read before. (and one line which I was used to that this edition lacks.) And a lot of these additional sentences... make the book more racist.
I have to wonder, was this the work of a localizer? In addition to changing the measurements to be more easily understood by an american reader, did they purposely trim off or modify racist lines?
I'm not sure I'm going to finish listening, honestly
#original#it's the Indian in the Cupboard btw#as an example: when Omri learns that Little Bear has fought in wars and scalped people#he is understandably disturbed. because war and death and killing#but in the version I was used to he does NOT then think of Little Bear as 'a savage'#nor does he in his realization that his idea of Indians - being taken from movies with white actors - is probably inaccurate#think that the people they're pretending to be are 'primitive'#just. very definitely a different culture#which has been inaccurately portrayed to him#I'm not sure what it is exactly about the way the author does Little Bull's voice that really bothers me#it definitely sounds very Wrong and I'm beginning to suspect it’s a caricature#(I'm not a fan of how she did Boone's voice either but that one is more an amused puzzlement#because his Texas accent is So Clear in the book and yet... this is what she thinks that sounds like out loud? OK lol)
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I'm slowly coming to the realisation that I would be the most annoying person to watch horror media with because at this point I could tell you exact scenes and movies that said media has taken inspiration from/copied/done an homage to. I watch so many horror movies that I just start recognising them in other stuff
#on my supernatural rewatch and i know for a fact this one episode took inspiration from texas chainsaw massacre#it's also got similar vibes to wrong turn but tcm definitely#and there were some other s1 spn episodes that had a very similar plot to a different horror#also i remember when i first watched malignant; there were certain shots that i just know they used Suspiria as inspiration for#like they're so similar#and this happens quite a bit with more modern horror stuff#im in too deep when it comes to horror movies
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Nathan Eovaldi's first standing ovation
#'It was definitely very special. I've never had anything like that." - Nate#he deserved that#and adolis being so supportive#MY HEART#nathan eovaldi#texas rangers
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IDK how you can like summer down here, I'm up north (( Texas )) and istg I'm already dreading the heat (( hater moment ))
oh don't get me wrong i HATE texas summer weather, like i step outside for five seconds and my body is already drenched in sweat from how humid it is. however. however. dreary winter weather make me sad :o(
#so yeah that's a completely valid hater moment#i am ALSO a hater#i guess since i exclusively wear swim trunks n shorts i also don't like winter for that reason but TBH it'snot even that bad#and it's not really good in summer either bc. sweaty#altho going out during winter in swim trunks and a flower print button up n crocs is definitely very funny to me#AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT WINTER is that all the animals n plants being gone/hibernating makes me sad also#but yeah no i don't like texas summer weather LOL it sux. but i like it more than winter#i think that power grid incident from 2021 made me a winter hater like i had enough snow and cold for the rest of my life now thankyou .#asks
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Okay, but like.. imagine the sexual aftermath with Bubba.
Just getting showered with attention and affection after being brutally destroyed by him.
#notsafe#confession#Bubba Sawyer#Leatherface#The Texas Chainsaw Massacre#Texas Chainsaw Massacre#tcm 1974#tcm#slashers#slasher fucker#He would be very sweet and calm and loving after a lot of intensity I'm sure 😊#Definitely trying to show he cares with kisses and cuddles and he hopes it was good - because he worries too much sometimes 🥺
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four more days until I get out of this hellhole for at least a little bit!!!
#when I leave city limits I’m gonna flip off the sign#texas is worse by far but the city dad lives in is mostly retired military folk#or retired ppl in general and they won’t throw slurs at you in public#but they’ll definitely give you Looks and probably talk about u to other ppl later#but then again there’s a whole cafe that’s staffed by mostly queer ppl#and I’ve seen a good bit of gay couples walking around the last time I was there#galveston is better (mostly) and I definitely feel more comfy there#like they take southern hospitality VERY seriously#they may not like who you are but they’ll at least act civil
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in light of me rbing the dialect post which has been in my queue forevah i must say country accents r rlly over hated but also every time im reminded that i sometimes sound southern i ☹
#my mom and i have completely different accents. my friend thought she was from texas(she is not but she is very country)#i dont think i have an accent but certain words r definitely accented#and for some unexplained reason in the universe jut. have a southern drawl sometimes. but like not when im mad or anything it just. happens#i do not live in the south i live in new England i dont CARE what the us mapping says☹
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Ok but hear me out:
Nico's Italian right? So if he were to naturally swear it would most definitely be in italian. But he's also from the 1930s/40s so he wouldnt swear, he was raised better than that.
But Will is a country boy (even if Austin, Texas isn't very country (or so I've heard, I'm British, I have no idea), Naomi is and you can't tell me other wise) and has lived in camp with little to no adult guidance for ages. Sooo he should have a very potty mouth.
So while Will cusses like a sailor, you have his boyfriend saying 'fiddle sticks' in italian.
Unrelated note: Did you know that the italian equivalent of by golly/by Jove is giurabbacco which, I kid you not, literally translates to 'I swear by Bacchus'.
So like hypothetically:
[In the dining pavilion]
A very tired Will: *drops something* F**[*insert colourful language here*]
Little 1930s-Catholic-raised Nico: *in utter shock and whispering* ...you swear so much...giurabbacco
Mr D on the other side of the pavilion: yes?
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