#it's called Maggots

[srfiv]

because how can i know? there's always a last time.

[justanotherignot]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Muriel: Maybe you shouldn't use pick-up lines for Mr Crowley.

Aziraphale *stops highlighting 101 Pick-Up Lines*: I beg your pardon, my dear?

Muriel: I've been reading more about humans, they usually advise a 'more personalised approach'.

Aziraphale:

[later that day]

Crowley: Hey angel could you hand me the wine bo--

Aziraphale: I may not have Azira-fallen from heaven...

Crowley:

Aziraphale: ...but I sure Azira-fell for you.

[callsign-zero]

“i’m doomed… i can’t even recognize myself anymore.”

about time for some ghost comics backstory angst™️ … i hope you enjoy. alt versions under the cut.

[c-kiddo]

actually going to be thinking about how the wildmother left her mortal form by letting herself be torn apart and eaten by zaharzht forever. going to be thinking about how he clawed at her and bit as she hugged him as aeor fell and how she bled and the blood turned to honey and juices from all fruits and sap and everything and and

[cobwebs-in-autumn]

Ghostface!Reader stalking Johnny and blowing up his phone all the time, playing games with his head and accidentally falling in love as you watch him lose his mind and become paranoid, flinching every time his phone rings. He’s too scared to watch horror movies anymore but that’s okay, you think the film you’ll make with him will be much more entertaining.

[doodle-with-alizard]

My current brain rot now

[another-delta-lover]

OILED UP ZHANNA BECAUSE SHES CANONICALLY MY WIFE! SHE'S IN THE SCRUNCKLE LORE!

🙏

istg if this post gets flagged imma be MAAADD

HERE U GO!!! I HOPE THIS DOESN'T GET FLAGGED JAISDAKDA

[TW/CW: NONSEXUAL NUDITY!!!!]

HEAVY DON'T KILL ME I DIDN'T WANT TO DRAW THISSS (btw soldier mtf headcanon for the soul)

[averagetmntfan]

Skipp my precious boy

[catholicsapphic]

Kind of offensive to me that most Saint Rita of Cascia representations depict her stigmata as just a little red dot, just the touch of a wound, when we know for a fact it was infested with maggots and had a stench so bad people didn’t want to be near her. It pisses me off that we diminish something that not only was a mark of her grace before God, but also the reason why she was avoided by her peers, practically marginalized inside of her own home, by her fellow nuns.

Let the woman be Weird, is all I’m saying. Let’s not forget that sometimes the sign that God favors someone isn’t pretty to see. Let’s train ourselves to not look away.

[eating-the-inedible]

ROUND ONE: My hat vs. Tinfoil

Propaganda:

My hat:

The phrase “I’m right or I’ll eat my hat” or something like that

Vote for this or I’ll eat my hat.

Tinfoil:

it’s tasty

i used to eat it as a kid (i have pica) and that shit was so fun to eat. it's like if paper hurt even more to eat

it's got full marks on the sensory scale: sight is fun and shiny, smell is neutral, sound is crinkly, taste is fun and metallic, touch is fun and scrunchy, one of the materials ever 

[srfiv]

posting WIPs before vacation. got a whole load of nothing queued.

[z0rrp]

Haha worm

@theratcloset to yo liek mi artvorck

Zerzebzbeb piramide pipipi zerb zeerzeer

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

genuinely feel like if i'd grown up with jenny as my sister, my ass would have my life 2000% more together

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

Thank you to those who have reblogged the aforementioned RPF post last night. I quite honestly wasn't having much hope, but it's thanks to those who have spoke out about it before who's reblogging

Which is half the problem

Again, I don't wanna be that "reblog or you're a horrible person" guy, but i made a point in that initial post that it can't just be a few people. There's big name blogs, like Phoenix who specifically pointed out how it's gotten so little engagement

And when you have others saying they had no idea it was happening, that's exactly it. You've probably reblogged from these RPF blogs before.

I dont give a flying fuck if any of this posse sends me hate anons - in fact, I welcome it. But what I am asking is to spread the fucking word

[concha-de-mar]

Eragon and the co. learning that the earth is round and that little conversation he and Saphira had was really interesting but holy fuck bc of that i was so caught off guard by the maggot