#it's always sunny in baldur's gate

[anemictoad]

The A.S.T.A.R.I.O.N. System

credit to u/AlmostAGame & u/VampireDuckling8 on reddit for the acronym!

[f3v3rdreams]

Gale’s a homie

[lets-go-hurt-someone]

Okay but where did everyone sleep at Moonrise, in the beginning when it was just the original Chosen? Because there’s Ketheric’s room and Balthazar’s room and you know Ketheric is not letting ANYONE stay in Isobel’s room. So like. Where are Durge and Gortash sleeping?

I’m imagining Durge nodding off in a pile of literal organs in the mindflayer basement thinking it’s actually quite homey and Gortash coming in hot like no, absolutely not, this is unacceptable. He’s literally got a whole empty bedroom up there he’s hiding from us. And then they proceed to break in and have filthy deranged sex all over Ketheric’s dead daughter’s childhood bedroom 100% out of spite. Because they WOULD.

Anyway, I present Ketheric Thorm’s thirteenth reason (of probably thousands tbh) when he lies awake at night wishing he could die.

[keepyourstyle]

Narrator: *says something*

Gale: There’s that voice again! How are you not hearing that?

Astarion: Newsflash asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire godsdamn time!

Gale: Then why wouldn’t you say something?

Astarion: BECAUSE I HATE YOU!

[alridpath]

Todays warmup, you’ll never guess what I was watching

[nuka-rockit]

tfw you get a mortal to sign your contract (you get their soul)

(based on 0:57-1:08 from this clip from Its Always Sunny)

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Me: I mean, I like Astarion well enough, always good to ahve a tortured morally ambiguous twink around, but I'm not sure I understand why players thirst over him so much. I dunno, maybe he's just not my type?

Me, later: *recruits Minthara in a Good playthrough and facilitates her subsequent redemption arc and bringing out the hidden goodness in her as she learns to see the world beyond power and cruelty and falls for you at the same time.*

Me:

Larian, give my girl more content I swear to God-

[the-jonestown-holotape]

hey y’all, ty here. 27 she/her looking for new mutuals.

made a new blog since my old one is 13 years old. gonna try posting more of my own stuff while tumblr is still alive and kickin.

follow if any of these tags jump out at you cuz we might just get along <3

[jibberjibbsart]

Sage is just worried for their friends’ health

I can’t decide if this is funnier if it’s before or after Astarion confesses he’s a vampire, Sage is just like “maybe don’t drink blood?”

[omgpeachsnapple]

[anemictoad]

The Gang Get Infected With Illithid Tadpoles

[barfville]

guy talk

[multicolouredmonster]

spotted over on Reddit, just stopped laughing long enough to share on here

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: ...And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.

[keepyourstyle]

Narrator: *says something*

Gale: There’s that voice again! How are you not hearing that?

Astarion: Newsflash asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire godsdamn time!

Gale: Then why wouldn’t you say something?

Astarion: BECAUSE I HATE YOU!

[animentality]

whenever you see me ranting and raving about a delusional crack ship of mine, please imagine that i look like this