#it's almost like not every school keeps that info very up to date

[classyrbf]

ᯓ★ YOU TURN ME ON! — JJK MEN

SYNOPSIS...what turns the jjk men on? Don’t worry, I’m here to tell you!

INFO...jjk men (geto, gojo, nanami, toji, choso, higuruma, sukuna) x fem!reader, sexual and non sexual turn ons (kinda), whispering, eye contact, tight clothing, shower sex, p in v, hair pulling, oral (f!receiving and m!receiving), pheromones (?), mention of glasses (sukuna), facial (sukuna), not proofread

OTHER...likes and reblogs are appreciated

GOJO

gojo loves when you whisper in his ear. Something about you being so close to him, feeling your breath on his skin just does something to him. He gets immediate chills up his body and a small little smirk on his face. It doesn’t even have to be sexual either, you could whisper the most basic shit and he’d be giggling like a school girl cause he just loves hearing your voice in that tone. Now, when it is sexual…that man will nut inside of you without warning. You’re moaning and whispering in his ear? He’s a goner, quite literally on another planet. Nibble on his ear a little and his eyes will roll back. Sometimes you’ll do it in purpose while you two are out in public and he gives you the biggest pout ever. “Baby, don’t do that to me c’mon,” he whines. He damn near dragged you to the car and fucked you in the backseat…

NANAMI

nanami loves eyes contact a little too much. Sometimes it’s intimidating because he’s such a stoic man and doesn’t show very much emotion in his face, so he will just stare at you. But overtime you’ve grown to be comfortable with making eye contact with him, just staring lovingly while he talks about work or whatever. He stares into your eyes so much that he can tell what you’re thinking and feeling. More specifically, he knows when you’re in the mood, the little glint in your eye while you smile at him, looking at him up and down like he’s a piece of meat. In that case, expect eye contact during sex! Nanami loves missionary just looking at you, forehead pressed against yours, and he can’t get over that pleading look, batting your pretty lashes at him while you moan his name. “Yes, right here, baby. Keep looking at me. There’s my girl,” he softly sighs.

TOJI

toji loves tight clothes (no surprise). He genuinely thinks you look good in anything, but something about seeing the outline of your body makes him a crazed man. He will nonstop be touching you, handing on your ass, waist, titties, thighs…he does not give a damn. You could be wearing your pajamas and he will still find you sexy. You bend over in something tight? He’s now hard and has to fix the problem, not that he minds. He bends you over right there on the couch with your shorts around your ankles. It’s date night? He’s excited because you’re gonna wear that new dress he bought you—the one that hugs your body so well, showing off all your curves. Wandering eyes follow your every movement while you get ready and be chews on his bottom lip while he thinks of everything he wants to do to you. “Yeah, doll, I don’t think we’ll be making it to dinner tonight,” he chuckles.

GETO

geto loves soapy titties. Now I know that’s like very specific…but I just see him getting turned on by soapy tits for some reason (I don’t make the rules). He doesn’t care what size they are, what they look like, just throw some soap and water on them bad boys and he’s a satisfied man. Bonus points if you send him an unexpected photo in the shower while he’s away. He almost drops his phone while waiting in line for food because he can’t believe his eyes—your perky nipples and soap cascading down your entire body. Expect shower sex…a lot of shower sex. He will go out of his way to help you wash up, trying to be all nice and polite but minutes later his hands are groping your chest and playing with your nipples, soap running between his fingers while he fucks you against the shower wall. “They look so pretty in my hands, baby. I love ‘em.” He lazily smiles.

CHOSO

choso loves when his hair gets pulled or when you play with his hair. He only discovered this when you were doing his hair and accidentally pulled it and to his surprise (and yours) he let out a small whimper. Now you go out of your way to tease him, tugging at his hair whenever you walk by, giggling when he huffs in annoyance. He likes laying on your chest and you just run your fingers through his hair, he immediately melts into your touch. Oh but Choso definitely likes it when you tug at his hair when he’s eating you out…why wouldn’t he? It makes him so hard when he feels your fingers entangle in his hair, pulling and tugging at it while you basically ride his face for your pleasure. You only tug harder when you get closer and closer to your orgasm and his dick is throbbing. “Yes, yes, pull on my hair, please, please,” he begs.

HIGURUMA

higuruma gets turned on when you smell good, whether it’s your natural smell or your perfume, conditioner, lotion, whatever you use. You’d walk by him one day in the kitchen, greeting him when came home from work and he stops in his tracks and sniffs the air a couple of times because you smell so good…??? Like really good to the point he just wants to devour you, hold you, do whatever to you. He’ll hold you close and just smell your hair, your skin, kissing you over and over while his hands roam your body. And if you wear a scent that evokes memories of you two, like a first date or something like that…he pounces on you like a tiger. “How do you smell so fucking good? God, I could just eat you up right now…would you let me?”

SUKUNA

sukuna loves glasses. Yes I said it. Modern sukuna more specifically cause yk…But he will see a woman with glasses and think about how cute her face looks, how smart she looks…the innocent thoughts at first, and then his evil, horny ass would think about what they would look like when he’s fucking you. He can never be wholesome. Will they fog up? Will you let him cum on them? Do you even keep them on? Will they break if he fucks you too hard? All questions that need to be answered. So yes, he eventually fucks a woman with glasses and god does he love it. He finds it adorable when you push up your glasses every ten seconds cause he’s pounding into you too hard. He loves it when you look over them while giving him head. And yes, they do fog up. “Gonna let me cum all over your face? Yeah..? No, no, keep them on for me,” he devilishly smirks, licking his lips.

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[samcarpentersgirlfriend]

Can you write some fluffy amber headcannons

|| AMBER FREEMAN X READER HEADCANONS 𖤐₊˚.

warnings: brief mentions of possessiveness, reader wears makeup, kissing, drinking

⨯ . ⁺ ✦ ⊹ ꙳ ⁺ ‧ ⨯. ⁺ ✦ ⊹ . * ꙳ ✦ ⊹

- loves horror movies, obviously. her perfect idea of a date night is watching one of her favourites cuddled up with you on the couch

- gets super excited and will info dump facts or details regarding them whilst she lays with her head in your lap as you play with her hair - you can’t help but love how passionate she gets

- speaking of movies, her comfort movie is something completely cheesy, like high school musical or some bad mid 2000s rom com. she tries to play it off and calls it stupid, but you don’t miss the way her eyes brighten at every joke and the way she almost subconsciously mouths the words as they’re said on screen

- also likes to draw. sometimes you’ll glance over to her and she’ll be sketching a little book, her features etched with concentration as she tries to get the little details right

- she’s definitely drawn you a fair few times, although you had to peek when she wasn’t looking because she wouldn’t outright show you

- she’s one of those people that seems to be good at everything - it’s infuriating and incredibly attractive all at once

- amber feels as if she has to protect you, so if anybody tries to flirt with you and makes you uncomfortable, she’ll come up and be all over you and tell them - not so nicely - that you were very much taken, thanks

- on a related note, she’s definitely into pda, whether it’s handholding, kissing, or anything else. you’re her partner, and the more people then know that, the better

- definitely pushed you against a wall before and kissed you

- if the two of you are out and you’re drinking, amber makes sure to stay purposefully sober enough so that she can make sure that you’re okay and not too bad. if you do anything stupid whilst drunk she’ll tease the hell out of you, but nobody else is allowed to make you feel even remotely bad about your actions

- tells you that she loves you very often. it doesn’t matter if you’re walking down a crowded street or if it’s just the two of you together, she needs you to know how much you mean to her

- she loves doing your makeup, and you love feeling pampered and seeing her happy - it’s a total win - win situation <3

- strangely great at comforting you when you’re sad. she has your favourite food on standby, your favourite tv show cued up and is ready to listen as you vent. she knows when you need space though, and won’t overstay if she can tell that you need to be on your own

- is very good at reading people, especially you. she can look at you once and practically know what you’re thinking about - it’s honestly kind of scary and hot??

- amber likes to feel like she’s in charge. if cuddling, she likes to be the big spoon, but even apart from that, it’s the little things like you laying on her chest or even her initiating kisses with you. it’s not only with you though, you realise that even with her friends, she seems to gravitate to a leader role - it’s like she can’t help herself

- compliments you constantly. you’re trying on a new outfit? “look at you, you’re breathtaking, baby. I’m so lucky to have you.” you get a new job? “yes, I’m so proud of you! I knew you’d do it - you’re so fucking amazing.”

- never forgets anything. from your favourite artist or the name of the pet you had as a kid, amber remembers it all. she’s so captivated when you speak, so why wouldn’t she?

- drinks so much coffee. it started as a way to help keep her awake so she could cram, but now she practically starts shaking if she hadn’t had at least two cups by 10am. you feel as if you should stage an intervention.

- likes pet names - baby + princess (if you’re fem) are her faves. amber is one of those people that if they call you by your full first name, you know that you’re in trouble - with amber, it’s definitely either a pet name or a nickname

- a morning person?? idk I can see her as both but I think she would just prefer the morning - waking up earlier helps her feel more productive and she can get things done- by the time you wake up, she’s already making breakfast for the two of you and humming along to the radio

- if you come home hurt somehow, amber goes into full nurse mode. she’ll help patch you up and sit with you as she ask what happened and if she finds out somebody hurt you, you’re the one that has to calm her down

- the two of you just work and balance each other out

- after you’ve been together for a while, amber starts planning your future for the two of you. she wants to move in together when your ready, and is already planning on asking you how you feel about a pet dog

- because she loves animals - you can’t help but find it adorable how she melts around them.

- if you’re with her when she’s ghostface, she genuinely tries her hardest to keep you out of it. she still wants to stick to the plan, but there’s no reason to get you involved and for you to get hurt, and she’s determined to get away with it and live happily ever after with you - you’ll watch the new and improved stab movie together

[mizunoyouni]

₊˚ෆ Painter's Dialect

₊˚ෆ I can’t stop thinking about going to art school with Hwei and crushing on him…

₊˚ෆ Because it seems from your first year alone that Hwei has already made a name for himself around the art department as one of the top students praised by professors and students alike. Everyone knows him, or of his works, and it’s hard for you to even express your admiration for the painter.

₊˚ෆ At every student art show, he’s always surrounded by professors and fellow peers without a single opening for you to snatch up your opportunity to start a conversation with him. And every time you steal glances over to him in class, he looks like he's always so hyper focused on his work that you’re too scared to interrupt him for some small talk. That, and he almost always has noise canceling headphones on.

₊˚ෆ It’s so silly to be crushing on someone who probably doesn't even know your name… right?

₊˚ෆ Because despite his outward appearance, Hwei definitely knows who you are– your name, your major, what you like to do on the weekends, which city is your hometown, and your favorite Sanrio character. He’s a little embarrassed by it, but he paid very close attention to every time you spoke during the icebreaker games at the beginning of the term.

₊˚ෆ He’s too nervous to just walk up to you, so he tries to make excuses to have a reason to interact with you. Oh he dropped a piece of his charcoal next to you during figure drawing class, he’ll ask you if you can hand it to him! … Or not… because what if you think he’s weird for keeping the conversation going on beyond “Hey I dropped that, could you hand it to me?” “Oh of course, here you go.” “Thanks.” 

₊˚ෆ He’d rather die than have you think he’s a weirdo… and so his abandoned stick of charcoal lays by your foot in silence as he simply pulls out another one from his bag to continue working.

₊˚ෆ After some time, Hwei has come to terms with just admiring you from afar, stealing glances at you as you laugh with your friends, not knowing that while he has convinced himself he has no chance with you, you’re also daydreaming about him. And before you both know it, the term is almost over, and you’re both left wondering if you’ll have the chance to see each other again. 

₊˚ෆ Except... he really didn’t mean to overhear your conversation with your classmates about which elective class you were planning on taking next term, and yet here he is signing up for the same ceramics course as you. He’s never thrown clay onto a wheel before, but now he’s swallowing the lump in his throat as you smile at him, asking if he would like some help, and he’s so happy his heart could burst.

₊˚ෆ Little did he know that you were watching him struggle for a few minutes already, silently asking yourself if you should offer him a hand before working up the courage to convince yourself to walk over to him and shoot your shot.

₊˚ෆ Needless to say, after quickly exchanging contact info with you after class, he very calmly walks back to his dorm room, lays down in his bed and screams into his pillow before sending you a little sticker of a bear peeking out from behind a wall and waving cutely.

₊˚ෆ “... Would you like to grab a snack with me after class is over?” He asks you, fidgeting slightly with his fingers. “Oh I’d love to! Do you have any ideas?” But what you don’t know is that Hwei has already picked out a quaint little coffee shop within walking distance from campus, one he knows will be quiet around this time of day, perfect for a date having a leisurely conversation over freshly brewed coffee and pastries.

₊˚ෆ When it’s time for the next student art show, Hwei may or may not have asked the students working in the gallery storage to display your piece next to his as a surprise for you. He also may or may not have created his latest piece with you in mind, but that’s a conversation he knows he won’t be able to have with you without having his face erupt into flames. 

₊˚ෆ During midterms, you both spend late nights in the painting studio together where your hands are covered in oil paint, and you yawn sleepily as he helps you scrub your hands with soap in the old sink stained with pigment, his hands keeping yours warm under the cold running water.

₊˚ෆ It’s dark out and the moon is hanging in the sky when you both finally leave the studio, but he always walks with you back to your dorm. “To make sure you get back safe,” he says, but he also wants a few extra minutes with you and your adorable sleepy face.

₊˚ෆ You’re not sure when exactly it happened, but somewhere along the line, the two of you had developed a bad habit of forgetting your things in each other’s dorm rooms. Or at least, that’s what you both tell yourselves. 

₊˚ෆ Once he had left his headphones at your place and you returned them to him decorated with cute little stickers of cats– stickers that he never peeled off. And in return, Hwei has a small collection of your things in his drawer, neatly organized for when you promised to drop by after you were finished with your classes, but it seems you left his room without them, again. 

₊˚ෆ “I don’t wanna learn about art history, I just wanna draw!” you whine as you lay your head down on the library table, earning a soft laugh from Hwei. You were both studying for an upcoming test, but your notes consisted of little caricature portraits of historical painters scrawled in the margins and funny names for famous pieces written instead of their official titles, making him smile at your antics.

₊˚ෆ When final projects start creeping up on the two of you, you find yourselves staying up into the dead of night as art consumes your minds. There’s no time for proper meals, so it’s just mountains of granola bars, instant noodles and a concerning amount of energy drinks and coffee that get you both through those last few weeks.

₊˚ෆ You fall asleep in Hwei’s dorm room the night before you need to present your final portfolio, your messy stack of drawings now neatly placed in your bag as you sleep soundly in his bed. But don’t worry, his alarm is set for your morning critique to ensure you don’t oversleep, and he has a bottle of cold brew prepared for you in the fridge to make sure you don’t walk into class too zombie-like.

₊˚ෆ The next day, after Hwei is done with his last group critique session, instead of going back to his dorm room, he stops by yours. “Yours is closer,” he yawns as he drops his heavy portfolio case on the floor and climbs in next to you in your bed, snuggling into your arms before sleep quickly claims him.

₊˚ෆ Maybe after you’ve both rested, you’ll plan on celebrating finishing a year of art school together, but for now, you’ll just enjoy the warmth of laying next to Hwei for a much needed afternoon cat nap.

୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ Author's note - This was so self indulgent... and a few parts may or may not have been based on my own art school experiences, hehe (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

[fortisfilia]

Promised Part 10 - Tom Riddle x reader

Info: This is a rewrite of a story I've posted on my old account years ago. If it sounds familiar, that might be why :)

Summary: In this story, Tom didn't grow up as an orphan, but with his grandfather and uncle. Reader's sister got very sick and the Gaunts offer their help. But not without asking for something in return.

Warnings: Arranged marriage

Word count: 3k

Masterpost | Masterlist | Part 9 | Part 11

Part 10 - Mors Grano

The days after Avery’s poor attempt to gather information went by quite eventfully. Not only had Avery and Lestrange almost gotten expelled by Dippet for what they had done, but had received the worst detention you had ever heard of. 

Every day, up until the N.E.W.T.s would start, they had to help Mr Carpe, Hogwarts’ caretaker, clean every last bit of the castle. Without magic of course. And when they weren’t scrubbing floors, cleaning windows, or polishing trophies, they were copying the school rules on parchment, by hand. The amount of paper they had to fill wouldn’t even fit into an entire classroom, had it not been rolled up. 

Even if they wanted to, their new schedule didn't give them enough time to follow you or even think about you. They barely had enough time to finish their homework before tumbling into their beds. You would have felt sorry for them, but Tom’s snarky grin, which he wore every time you saw the two in the hallways, was a reminder that they deserved it. 

Thank Merlin you hadn’t told Avery much when he had disguised himself as Tom. You had just confirmed that the engagement had been arranged but fortunately hadn’t said anything about your sister. There had been worse rumours going around about Tom and you. 

Camille almost didn’t believe you when you told her what they had done. After a lot of head shaking and “no, they didn’t”s she just stared at you with her mouth open and proceeded to laugh for a full minute or two when you told her about their punishment. 

It was a lucky coincidence that she had found an interest in Ben, as she didn’t mind now that you were spending a lot more time with Tom. She was preoccupied as well by the looks of it. 

After the accidental sleepover, you had stayed in Tom’s dorm overnight more often. Not on accident though. It had become a routine, to have another quick chat with Camille after classes, arrange some dates for when you wanted to study together and then make your way to Tom’s.

Tom was sitting at his desk when you entered the room, apparently deep in thought and studying the Potions book he had gifted you.

“Alright?” you said when you closed the door.

He nodded as you went up to him.

“Found anything interesting for the Moly?” you asked. “It still looks quite healthy to me.”

“Not really,” he answered and turned towards you. “Nothing specific.”

“Oh, I just got an owl from my parents.” You crammed the letter out of your bag and handed it to him. “They set the date. For the wedding.”

Tom read the letter quietly, his eyebrows twitching slightly once or twice.

“June 30th,” he said.

“That’s only one day after we graduate,” you stated. “Seems like they can’t wait for the big day.”

He nodded as he gazed into the flames inside the fireplace, a tiny grin pulling on the edge of his mouth before he looked up at you. “Can you?”

To keep the giggle that was building up inside you from bursting out, you took Tom's hand, tugged lightly on it and gestured towards the couch where you wanted to sit. He closed the potions book but kept a finger in it, taking it with him as you led him over.

“Well, I don’t know,” you said as you let yourself fall onto the cushion. “It still doesn’t feel real, does it?”

He nodded in agreement.

“I can’t wait to try on the dress, though. That’ll be exciting,” you went on and noticed him smiling. “And then there’s the most important part, of course.”

He gave you a look as if to say he didn’t know what you meant.

“Elsie,” you explained. “Your uncle will lift her curse completely then. Or so I hope at least.”

Morfin had to, didn’t he? It was part of the pact after all. Tom and you would get married so that they would free your sister. As much as you wanted to believe that the Gaunts were trustworthy, there had been a nasty sting in your stomach ever since the engagement. Would they give up, even when they had won? They wouldn’t be able to control you anymore afterwards, or Tom, or anyone but themselves. Marvolo’s filthy grin appeared in your head. Would he ever give it a rest?

“He will free her, won’t he?” you asked.

Tom looked into your eyes for a moment, then cleared his throat. “Well, it’s what they agreed on.”

“But?”

“But,” he went on, “You’ve seen how they are.”

An invisible weight seemed to pull on your limbs and the sting in your stomach got more intense. 

“They’ll never let go,” you sighed. “But how-”

Tom shook his head and exhaled slowly. “I have to show you something.”

He gave you the Potions book and opened it at the page where he had put his finger before. “I thought you’d come across it on your own, but as I noticed you wouldn’t… Just see for yourself.”

You stared at him for a moment, wondering what Morfin’s book had to do with anything, before looking down at it. Tom pointed at a recipe, written in scrawled handwriting:

Mors Grano or The Dust Of Slow DeathThe dust is used to be scattered over an item and will cling to the first person that touches it.Vanishes the second the victim comes in contact, which makes it very hard to be detected and cured.Victims will suffer from a distinctively harsh cough, as well as pain and flu-like symptoms, which will worsen each day until they become fatal. The average time until death is around three weeks after the first encounter with Mors Grano. In most cases, the victim will lose their life before the appropriate antidote can be given. 

You didn't bother to read the list of ingredients, your hands shaking too much to make out a word. You had heard of Mors Grano before. Professor Binns had mentioned it in History of Magic when you had learned about the Passing of Men in 1650. Hundreds of witches had poisoned their abusive husbands with it when the dust had been invented. It had taken years to find out what had caused such an increased number of deaths, all of them male wizards. The potion and most of its ingredients had been banned, and no cases had been reported since.

Until now. Suddenly it all made sense. The Gaunts had sent the letter and covered it in Mors Grano. They had known all along how to cure Elsie and had waited patiently, days and weeks, letting your sister suffer until Father had contacted them. No wonder the owl had given her the letter, even though it was addressed to Father. They had specifically chosen her. A ten-year-old, innocent, little girl. 

Nausea hit you like a brick, coupled with the immediate need to punch something as your stomach twisted and turned in ways you had never felt before. A thin layer of sweat had formed on your forehead and your hands were still shaking.

“They…” you whispered. “And you knew?”

Tom swallowed thickly. “I didn’t at first. But then I came across it when Morfin prepared the poison.”

"And you never told me?" you asked, your voice rising and threatening to break as you tried to get up.

“Let me explain,” Tom said and grabbed your hand. “Sit down.”

“What is there to explain?” you asked, trying to pull away from his grip. “You’ve known for months. Even before your first visit. Before Elsie got sick. And you never tried to prevent it, nor did you tell me.”

Tom's grip on your hand tightened the more you tried to get him off you. “I said let me explain. I let you explain yourself when I saw you with Avery, didn’t I? Imagine I just ran away then. Now sit down.”

Finally, his grip loosened, allowing you to tear your hand away from him. Not knowing what to think or say, you sat down but couldn’t bring yourself to even look in his direction.

“Yes, I knew,” he began with a sigh. “And I didn’t care. But even when I started to care, I couldn’t tell you. Or anyone. I still can’t. I’m unable to talk about it. They were a step ahead. Understand?”

The Gaunts were a step ahead. They always wanted to be. Just like on Christmas Day, when they wanted you and Tom to do-

“An unbreakable vow?” you asked with wide eyes. “You had to vow not to tell anyone.”

He nodded. “I vowed not to tell. But I didn’t vow not to show.”

He turned one page inside the book and handed it to you again.

Mors Grano - antidote

Ingredients: 

The skin of a snake

2 fresh Foxgloves

3 blossoms of a Moly

4 drops of Moondew

5 tears of a Banshee

The antidote. Full with an ingredient list and instructions. 

“Morfin brewed it already then? They gave it to Elsie, otherwise, she wouldn’t have gotten better.”

“He didn’t complete it,” Tom answered, apparently trying not to say something that would interfere with the vow.

“He left out something? They gave her an unfinished antidote?”

Tom nodded. 

“The tears?” you guessed, solely because it was the most powerful and rare item on the list.

“I’m not sure. They never let me into his chamber after the engagement.”

“Can we… Can we steal it from him? And add the last ingredient?”

“Marvolo has the flask on him at all times. He’s suspicious, even of Morfin.”

Bloody hell. Marvolo’s paranoia was a real pain. You scanned the antidote again, thinking of all the ways you could get your hands on that potion.

“But I could brew it myself. Most of the ingredients are easy to find. Foxgloves are for sale in Diagon Alley, I’ve seen them countless times. The Moly, we have it here,” you listed and looked at it standing on the desk, finally realising why Tom had tried to keep it alive so badly. “Snakeskin from Nagini. We just wait for her to shed. Moondew and the Banshee tears will be tricky, however.”

Tom nodded at every new thing you had said. “You figured it out.”

Your stomach had stopped squirming at the glimmer of hope you had for saving Elsie. You carefully read the recipe for the antidote again, understanding how long it would take and how hard it would be to get the potion right. If everything went well, it would be finished by mid to late June at the earliest. Besides, Slughorn had never taught you such advanced techniques. Now that you were thinking of your Professor, it began to dawn on you. “Do you think Slughorn has Moondew and Banshee tears in his chamber?”

“Possibly,” Tom answered. “But do you really want to steal from him after what Avery and Lestrange did? I’m sure he’s got it all locked up in his office now.”

“Well, I have to try. Where else would I get those things from? And I better try soon. The antidote will take months to make as it is and the earlier I start, the better.”

Tom took the book, got up from the couch and put it into the drawer of his desk, closing it shut slowly.

“What are you doing?” you asked.

“We’re going to Slughorn then, aren’t we? Come on.”

You followed him out hastily, trying to sort out your thoughts. Frankly, you had not expected to get the ingredients this quickly.

“Wait, how are we going to do it?” you asked, struggling to keep pace. “We can’t just sneak in and grab the things we need. He might be in there.”

“Even better then,” Tom said, not deigning to look at the other students strolling along the hallways. “I talk, you get the stuff.”

Slughorn's office was on the sixth floor, so it took a while to reach it. Your mind was still racing around the facts you had just been given and you needed to talk about it.

“I can’t believe they made you vow,” you muttered. “Marvolo and Morfin are…”

“Bastards,” he finished your sentence when you stepped from one of the moving staircases to another. “I’m aware.”

Everyone who knew them longer than a minute had to be aware of the fact. You were the only people on the staircase, floating higher up towards your destination. Tom looked over his shoulder to double-check if anyone could hear him.

“You know what,” he said pensively. “I actually expected people to ask me what I, or my family, had done to make the engagement happen. Seeing as it was them who got the ball rolling. But everyone suspected you. They all thought your parents bribed us.”

A sour smile had formed on your face as you thought about what to answer. One that, for all you knew, every woman had worn at least once in her life. 

“A woman's intentions will always be questioned a hundred times harsher than those of a man, Tom. What else is new?”

He pressed his lips together, nodded and kept quiet until you reached the sixth floor.

“Wait,” you said and got a hold of his hand when you had entered the corridor of Slughorn’s office. “I wanted to thank you. For helping me. The book, the Moly and now this. You know you don’t have to.”

He squeezed your fingers lightly in response, stepped closer and you pulled him in further. With his arms around you and your head pressed against his chest, you shut your eyes for a moment, feeling his lips on your forehead for a fraction of a second. When you looked up at him, his mouth parted, then closed again, stopping himself from saying something. His eyes, dark and restless, searched yours for a moment before returning to their usual deadpan state.

“Believe me, no one hates Marvolo and Morfin more than me. If I can make their lives more difficult, I’ll gladly do it.”

There wasn’t a lot of time to take in Tom’s words when you separated. There it was. The door to Slughorn’s room.

“Get behind me,” Tom instructed. “Make sure he doesn’t see you.”

You did as he said, your back against the stone wall, watching from a distance how Tom knocked on the door and Slughorn opened it.

“Oh, Tom,” the Professor said. “Good afternoon. What brings you here?”

“Good afternoon Professor. I hope I’m not disturbing you. I have some questions about Avery and Lestrange. I’m trying to sort out some things for Professor Dippet. Would you mind letting me in?”

Slughorn opened the door fully and stepped back. “Of course, boy, of course. Come in.”

Tom had left the door open for you to slip in behind them, which you instantly did. He lured Slughorn to the far end of his office, walking backwards and keeping an eye on you. Slughorn’s potion stock was right next to the entrance, where you knelt between the shelves, in case he would turn around unexpectedly.

The small drawers weren’t tagged, but you noticed that their contents were sorted alphabetically. As you silently roamed through them, you could hear Tom and Slughorn speak.

“So, Professor,” Tom said. “Do you know if Avery and Lestrange have taken anything else? Apart from the Polyjuice Potion?”

The Professor hummed. “Not that I’m aware of, no. Why?”

Every single drawer was filled to the brim with ingredients, some vials even contained finished potions, but you still hadn't seen the things you were looking for. It was a delicate act to go through everything so quickly while remaining quiet and ensuring not to miss anything.

“Well, there were some items found. Residues of Moondew and Banshee tears,” Tom explained.

“Banshee tears?” Slughorn asked.

“Yes. We can’t be sure if it was them, but I thought if you missed those things from your supply, the two might have something to do with it.”

“No, everything else is there, I counted it myself,” Slughorn assured. “What baffles me are the Banshee tears.”

Tom was an excellent liar, even though Slughorn would have probably bought anything his favourite student said. The bottom drawer at the penultimate row was stuck. You pulled the handle tightly but it only opened up an inch and gave a screech while it did, making you freeze from fear.

“Did you hear something?” Slughorn asked, his voice echoing your way.

“No, I didn’t,” Tom answered and coughed. “Why are you surprised about the Banshee tears, sir?”

“Well, those tears are rare,” the teacher answered, his head directed towards Tom again. “Very rare and also not very legal, boy. I’ve never seen them anywhere in my whole life. They couldn’t have been from me.”

No Banshee tears from Slughorn then. You pulled out your wand and cast a nonverbal spell to loosen the stuck drawer. Should have done that right away, you thought to yourself. Finally, it opened smoothly and your eyes went over all the flasks and their name tags. Mandrake, Maw, Mistletoe berry, Mollowsweed ... Moondew. Thank Merlin! There were over ten vials of it in the drawer, so you hastily took out one and put it into your pocket.

You peeked over the counter, locked eyes with Tom, and pointed towards the door to let him know you would leave.

“I see,” Tom went on, his eyes back on Slughorn. “We’ll have to look into that. Anyway, if you do notice some Moondew missing, against all expectations, I’m going to have another talk with Dippet about Avery and Lestrange.”

“I’ll let you know, boy. Thank you.”

“Enjoy your evening, sir.”

Masterpost | Masterlist | Part 11

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[thehusbandoden]

Okay so like I have a request cause like everyone says that I look mad when I relax me face so can you maybe like to Izuku x reader who always looks mad?

A/n: that reminds me of a friend of mine. She has an angry resting face and actually reminds me of Bakugo a whole lot 😅 (besides the bullying).

Sorry this took so long! I hope you enjoy, and don't feel afraid to request again or ask me to change/add anything! <33

Resting Mad Face -Midoriya Izuku x Reader (headcannons)

General info:

wc: 472 \\ posted: 11/26/2023 \\ requested

You two first saw each other in middle school.

He was being relentlessly bullied, and so he was quite timid.

When he saw you, he actually got scared, thinking that you were just like Bakugo and that you would bully him too. He avoided you for months, and you didn't really notice.

You both got into UA, and you officially met on your first day in Class 1A.

When he realized how nice you were he was quite surprised. He immedietly took a liking to you and you quickly became friends.

The months pass by and he becomes quite attached to you. You two basically go everywhere together.

Though Izuku is quite timid, he gets very protective over you. He's defended you against a bully, helped you become more confident and comfortable, and almost got into a fight with Bakugo because he was trying to challenge you.

He started to fall in love with you in your eight month of highschool. He did an absouletly horrible job of hiding it.

He was blushing constantly, stuttering, and staring. He bought you flowers a few times and made sure to help you with anything and everything you were struggling with. He asked you out two months later, and you accepted.

You two went on two dates before becoming official. Your relationship hardly changed to be honest.. though your physical affection multiplied and you went on dates every weekend.

Izuku became even more protective of you, holding your hand whenever he was around anyone who made him feel threatened or uncomfortable.

The two of you hardly argued, and whenever you did you made up quite quickly.

Izuku mistook your natural resting face for anger quite often. He was constantly asking you if you were okay, if you were mad at someone or something, or if you were mad at him. The behavior only grew more frequent when he was starting to feel insecure.. which happened more than you'd think.

Izuku is a very fragile soul. He constantly thinks that he isn't good enough for you or that you deserve someone better or someone that has a better quirk, looks more attractive, etc.

Once you comfort him and give him a little extra love he immedietly starts to calm down.

As he grows older and matures more, he starts to grow more confident and recognizes when you're angry and when you're not.

He finds your resting face quite adorable, and he loves to spoil you with cuddles and affection when he comes home from a hard day of work or a particular grueling training session.

He proposes a few months after graduation, and he buys you your dream house as soon as possible, working extra hours just to spoil you.

He loves you a lot, and he isn't afraid to do anything to keep you happy.

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[panthera-tigris-venenata]

"AITA for dumping my boyfriend which led to him being captured by a bunch of crazy pirates?"

For a bit of context, me (17F) and my ex boyfriend (17M) come from a drastically different backgrounds. My boyfriend comes from a very priviledged and influnetial family (I'm not sharing exact details due to his media notority), and it's only due to his influence that me and my friends (17F, 18M, 15M) were given a chance to live on the right side of the tracks, so to speak.

As you can imagine, that was challenging. Me and my friends were put into a unique position.

We were forced to do a complete 180 of our lifestyle and beliefs.

Some of my friends, particularly E (17F), are taking to the change so well - she's doing so well. She's becoming a big name in the fashion world, which I'm so happy for her, she's been so passionate about everything fashion ever since I knew her, and she's doing so well in school too. She just got the chance to show off how clever and amazing she is, she's really blossoming in this new enviroment.

Right. Anyway. My boyfriend.

He kept asking me to give up every last of my beliefs, every little thing that made me who I am today, and I didn't feel like saying no was an option. As I said, his family is exteemely influnetial, and his parents could very well take this new life from my friends.

So I tried to adapt.

I studied hard any way I could. I was supportive girlfriend and tried planning exciting and cute dates - which is a thing that I never did before, so it was a challenge for me - and he almost never had time for me.

I even dyed my hair blonde and completely changed my style to fit in better.

I kept answering these never-ending questions from media that just kept hounding me - I've never felt more like a prey before, and I grew up in an extremely "survival of the fittest" situation.

But it never was enough. Even with all the support my friends and particularly wonderful E were giving me, I couldn't take it anymore.

I decided to end things with him on a friendly note, going as far as throwing in the obligatory "It's not you, it's me," and to make the move back to my childhood home so he could move on quicker.

I just wanted to be myself again, you know?

But my ex-boyfriend decided that I was making in-the-moment snap decisions and that he needed to come get me.

I did not ask him to follow me.

You see, my childhood home is a very dangerous place, especially for a person in his position.

He knew that, and my friends informed me that they warned him against following me repeatedly. Since he was relentless, they went with him, and warned him to stay with them and in disguise.

Keep in mind, I did not ask him to come.

Failing to follow easy instructions multiple times, my ex-boyfriend wandered off and was kidnapped by a bunch of crazy and murder-happy pirates.

Despite all of this, I went out of my way to help him get out of this hostage situation or whatever. (If we're being honest, the pirates like to put up a bit of a display. It's a thing we all do.)

So, I did as much as I could, even though I had no obligation to help him anymore. I got as much information as possible about his situation, getting insulted in the process. I planned a rescue operation, even though I needed to mend all the relationships that were broken by me moving to my boyfriend's place, basically. Lot of people weren't happy with that, so I had to make a lit of social calls.

I really feel like I did all I could at any point of this situation.

So, Reddit, AITA for getting my ex-boyfriend kidnapped?

[diamondcrownacademy]

DCA Info Part 61: Fairy Brother Trivia

To learn about their roles in DCA, click here!

❤️ Florence

• The eldest fairy brother who loves to shop for anything red or pink. He is very much into jewelry trends and would have clippings from magazines into his journals to take note.

• His personality is more of a charming gentleman who is a social butterfly and is always up to date in trendy topics. He doesn't care if the clothes he's wearing are close to a dress, if he looks fabulous in it then he wears it, no questions. Much like Asher, he acts like an overprotective dad towards his students, even during events where RSA and DCA have held balls on either campus, he's always scanning the area to make sure the boys don't do anything rash to his precious students.

• Once met Divus during a fashion show and the two keep in touch from time to time. Though there were times Divus starts to contact him more often ever since Ella got enrolled into the school. And he's always kept tabs on her latest creations and he sends Divus pictures with her permission.

• Even though he and Asher may bicker from time to time, they do care about each other but it's a tough love kind of relationship between them. Their ideals and morals just always seem to clash and it leads to comical arguing.

• He absolutely loves flowers and sometimes the students place a lovely arrangement in the vase placed on his desk. He makes bookmarks and even would make flower crowns out of them.

• Florence has a small flowerbed full of roses and he named each one. Every time the flowers wilt and regrow into buds he addresses it with "(Flower name) II, III, IV..." and he will proceed to go up a number every spring. He keeps the flowerbed in his quarters.

• He can be seen snacking on strawberries during break. He likes chocolate-covered strawberries when buying his snacks.

💚 Faustus

• The second fairy brother that keeps to himself sometimes. He does say something now and then but he likes to spectate rather than interact. He is a rather small-talk kind of guy. Doesn't say too much and won't make the first move at all.

• For some reason, he can't spend a single second in the kitchen without something catching on fire when it involved the stove or oven. Which is why his brothers insisted that one of them but him gets to use the kitchen. The only thing he could make was PB&J.

• His skills in music were so phenomenal that even the animals gathered and danced around whenever he starts music class.

• Secretly a bit of a troll who wants to watch the glorious chaos unfold. When Florence and Asher start yelling, he's sitting on his folding chair and munching popcorn. He got the idea to set up the “Asher vs. Florence” club and everyone but the two professors knew about its existence.

• Usually he wears a polite smile, but the thing that his brothers know is NOT to make any noise when he's napping or sleeping. He's very terrifying and will become such a menace that it almost looks like he's going to commit murder on the perpetrator.

• This is the only time the two would try to get along and even reschedule an argument at a later date in fear of facing Faustus' wrath.

• He loves a good tea party and can even be seen lounging around Futterwacken's tea table during lunch break. He likes sample platters, he thinks it's like a mukbang but it's the miniscule version.

💙 Asher

• The youngest of the fairy brothers who is the toughest out of them all. He gets along with Actius and they sometimes work out together and they even have arm wrestling competitions. They even took turns on the mechanical bull to see who can last the longest. Sometimes they play matador with it, purposely trying to make it angry and try to dodge it's large metal body.

• He is rather blunt and won't sugarcoat unless necessary or the situation is dire that being straightforward won't help. He isn't as strict as Mozus, he's just stern because he thinks logically that people will take advantage of someone who is innocent so he wants to open their eyes on reality, his views clashes with Florence's who thinks that girls don't have to always be tough to be taken seriously.

• Asher likes to drink a variety of alcoholic beverages. His favorite is vodka. Though when he isn't craving anything alcoholic, he'll sometimes get a root beer float. He is great at making the most aesthetically pleasing sundaes and floats when he feels a little hungry for something sweet. He dislikes eating plain ice cream and will bring out a lot of toppings and snacks to add to it.

• When he gets mad, he rolls up his sleeve and goes in to talk with his fists, it's instinct by this point and he has to be held back.

• Divus makes him nervous every time he smacks that whip, he thinks it's the sound it makes and how he can imagine how painful it would be if that hit someone.

[kathaynesart]

your career is almost EXACTLY what i want mine to eventually look like.

do you have any tips on reaching the point you’re at, now? like what did you major in in college, etc?

(if this is too big an ask ofc you don’t have to answer)

Of course! I'm always willing to give advice where possible. More info below:

I went to school at Loyola Marymount University in LA, California where I majored in animation and minored in studio arts. If you are planning on working in the arts, I recommend taking several things into serious consideration when it comes to schooling: A) Consider whether or not talent searchers for your job of choice care more about your portfolio or a piece of paper that says you studied in this department. There is no universal answer and this can vary from job to job. B) If you can learn through cheaper means such as online courses/community college rather than go into debt for half of your life for a four year experience. C) If you really want put all your chips on the table and go into the arts (I went to a well rounded university in case I fell out of animation and art as a career). Next off, realize that there can be a big difference in what you're passionate and what your skill sets are. Be flexible and really examine what you like to do in your free time as well as your strengths and weaknesses. I loved cartoons and anime in general so I thought animation was the way to go, however, in retrospect I draw very slowly (which is not great for 2D animation), did not like 3D programs, and spent most of my free time outside of school projects messing around in Photoshop with designs and writing stories. With this in mind I realized years after graduating that my strengths lie in graphic design (which has been mostly self taught), writing, and illustration. With finding work, realize that every little thing you do is an opportunity for a job, whether you realize it or not. For example, an acquaintance of mine from an old job saw my silly Inktober drawings on social and reached out to me to ask if I could fill in for him at Mattel while he was on a month long honeymoon. That's how I got my foot in the door with my several years long freelance gig at Mattel and it was purely by knowing people and continuing to put my work out there for them to see. So make sure to always be open to meeting people, be it through conventions, fandoms, or even jobs unrelated to your desired career. You'll never know what might come of it! Finally make sure to create accounts on sites like Indeed and Linked In and keep them up to date. I got my current job by being on Indeed and my Diseny job I got through Linked In. Both times they reached out to me rather than me submitting to them.

I hope that helps! If anyone has more questions feel free to ask!

[lavendershazy]

current ncis idea list for posterity idk

my terribly disloyal adhd brain wants to write more ncis fics now that I'm well into my rewatch. disregarding how behind I am on every wip that already exists. literally barely managing single chapters every few weeks and my brain wants to spit out soooo many ideas ugh. especially bc there's so much that I wish happened that we never see, even when we can imagine it's happening off-screen, and I'd love to write so much lol.

so on top of the ideas in progress, almost all for other shows, my brain wants me to write:

-ziva breaking down when she's close to having tali and trying to come home, only to be in the hospital because of the flight, and give tony's info to the hospital as her emergency contact. he gets the work call and immediately heads out because it's a family emergency. he, gibbs, and senior get to be there for baby tali's world debut, and the team family meets them at tony's place when they return to the country.

-qasim surviving the attempt on his life and living to be ellie's official fiance and future husband

-ellie and nick goat yoga - among other lowkey kinda-dates. esp if accompanied by a slowly increasing interest from the other team members (and including someone chewing nick out for acting like there's no reason for men and women to be platonic friends, esp when he's trying to say they're having very platonic time spent bonding together, oops, pick one)

-ellie and nick, too-long stakeout in a home. trying not to be too domestic, but ellie keeps thinking about and mentioning when she and jake moved in together and it's getting awkward.

-sloane/izzy sapphic surfer times, with a side of interagency noncooperation.

-reeves' aa experiences and pieces of that scotland trip with ellie

-reeves', abby's, and kasie's volunteering, ducky's book tour and following vacation.

-post-what-child-is-this ellie and nick oopsie baby. gibbs having a different idea of how to tread with an in-team relationship than he did for tony and ziva, let alone him and jenny. still being peak protective dad mode. (remarks to himself about how apparently none of his kids use proper protection, despite being good at protecting themselves otherwise.) everyone having fun with them learning to be parents, once the not-quite-shock subsides. team being advisors, esp as they figure out that things aren't really casual, they're just scared of feelings.

-earlier people with relationships to the team coming back.

like maddie (kelly's long-ago best friend) being in contact with gibbs as she continues about her life, graduates school, gets married, etc. mcgee's little brother from that program growing up. the mentees that torres had, like max whose dad was an agent who died in the navy yard bombing? jeanne and her husband being points of contact on more cases in africa.

sarah mcgee! finishing her degree and getting to work, eating her weird pizza. what is/was her relationship with the admiral or with penny like? what is delilah's sister like? where are leyla and amira?

god, there are so many ideas.

anyway, I'll probably not get around to it. so if you write any of these, especially if you're inspired by this post, maybe let me know? no pressure.

[boxwinebaddie]

hi nina! do you have any other songs that you think cd would cover? i just really liked new perspective and i think ur music taste is rlly cool :3

d'awww!!! hi there, sweet pea! <3

tysm for your ask but, before you start reading ( because this message got VERY long ), i just want to let everyone know that i used this ask to explain some Very Complex Ravenstan/Callgirl Fake Dating Lore...so if you are interested in that, it starts towards the middle of this ask...it's a lil chaotic, but i tried to make it as interesting and clear as i could! no obligation to read, ofc, as always, but i did want to preface this ask with that info, so you know this one is

*Secretly An Important RM Lore Ask.*

but back to what i was doing ( screaming ):

— because aAAAAAAAAAA!!!! c': <333

i am not even joking, you guys, despite the fact that my fic is based almost entirely around Music, i avoided answering music-related asks for so LONG bc i was legitimately so nervous about it being negatively perceived or read for filth on here, which, i Know, is silly because it's my fanfic and what i say goes, i can't change my music taste anymore than i can change the way my dna loops, but...idk.

like, i feel like A Lot of people are self conscious abt their music taste, but my social anxiety/inferiority complex can get so gnarly that i actually get Nervous when people ask me about what kind of music i like and i never EVER sit shot gun in cars bc i am...scared to aux. :/

iiiiiit's...That Bad. ( nina, please get therapy. )

i also feel like people in this fandom can get Very Intense about what kind of music they associate with the boys/what music the boys listen to and are FRIGHTENINGLY QUICK to rip people to shreds over opinions that don't align with theirs or aren't obscure or 'cool' enough.

bc of that, i try to be Very Lowkey on this blog because the larger part of this fandom and the criminally insane level at which they escalate petty fights over canon/fanon, like to the point that they are frothing at the mouth and start doxing people...gives me Extreme Stress. which, in my line of work, i actually CANNOT have happen.

tldr; i want absolutely NO part of it and like my lil corner.

thank you for keeping it Safe. <3

AND THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING MY MUSIC TASTE!!! EEEE c: <3 THAT IS SO REASURRING AND HEALING FOR ME TO HEAR!!!! MUSIC TO MY EARS, BABY! LITERALLY! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THAAAANK YOU! *holds you* *squishes you* *kisses ur head*

istg, if nothing else the fact that i have a bunch of you rocking out to New Perspective and positively associating it with my fanfic means that i have done my job and that's a legacy i'm willing to die with.

i'm being so serious, i feel like if rm was a tv show, it would play as the outro to every episode...but like a nice, soft, raw version w/ ravenstan on acoustic guitar to contrast the hard ass cd cover of style by tswizz that i think would open every episode...smh, nina, please, pleease stop imagining your unfinished, crack-fanfic as a netflix og series. >.>

BUT!!! okay!!!! in vein of trying not to worry about the perception of my music taste or what other people want from me...tHIS IS A KIND OF CONTREVERSIAL TAKE BUT I TIED IT TO THE PLOT, OKAY?

so, as a little nina lore and for context, when i was in elementary school around like 4th/5th grade, i was listening to like a lot of early y2k bangers, ig. dirty little secret by all american rejects, hey there delilah by the plain white tees, girlfriend by avril lavigne core, etc.

( just to make you giggle, i also had a ps2 and there was a series of video games called singstar that were some off shoot of rockband/gh that had mics you plugged directly into the system...pls note my high score on sk8r boi really should be put in the guinness world records, like if you held a gun to my head and told me to sing that song, i not only would i fuck it up but i would LIVE, baby! better luck next time! )

...it was also around early disney channel times ( the disney channel games with the team colors...that was my OLYMPICS, bitch! ) and i had this Disney Pop Hits Vol...1? i think? cd i used to play on the prehistoric radio thing in my room and my favorite song on it was...

pop princess by the click five.

AND I KNOW!!! I KNOOOOOW!!!! controversial take, but i am sorry, THAT SONG FUCKS!!!! THAT SONG IS SOOOO AWESOME!!!!!

and i feel like when ravenstan was fake dating call girl during the great hate south park embark, cd covered it: i am picturing a less finger-bang, btr, disney channel esqe sound and more of a pop-punk, pedal to the metal, electric guitar type, edgy rockstar boy typa beat.

but Yes, i think ravenstan covered it or idk i really think that it was made FOR call girl. and it was BAD ASF. i also think bc tcf wrote that song about hannah montana ( iconic ), and bc call girl is basically the whole internet's e-girl bubblegum pop princess in my fanfic, it just...

makes...Sense.

am i making sense? do we see the vision? aka rs in his lil pants w/ the ripped red and black flannel tied around his waist, fallin to his knees, singing his heart out, pointing at her, winking? PPL DIIIIIIIIIED.

and by people, i do mean jerseykyle n bebe who were MAD AS HELL,

-- but also tapping their toe...smh.

it was both very cool and very annoying. RIP.

( ...do i have jersey and bebe make out during the pop princess call girl tribute as mlm/wlw solidarity? HEEEELP ICOOONIC *jk vibrating with stress and anger vc* barbara, i need you to do somethin for me don't ask questions, i'll explain later, It's Important sdks MESSY! )

BUT OKAY!!!! SPEAAAAKING OF THEM AND THAT AND CALLGIRL AND RAVEN OF CRIMSON DAWN DATING!!!! i wanted to give you some lore and some spoilery plot about that/them bc it is burning a Hole in my brain...i must discuss r.s. and call girl becaaaause

~Its....Complicated.~

ANYWAYS!!!! IMPORTANT PLOT TIME!!!!

so, for more context: i am currently working on another ask abt how ike found out that jerseykyle/ravenstan used to be dating and during that conversation in kyle's room about three days into the sp trip, CONCURRENTLY somewhere Else, ravenstan and call girl are getting ready to do some flashy PR thing like go on a date/get din, idk.

BUT RIGHT BEFORE IT: ravenstan and call girl are alone together, and ravenstan, who, i am not even kidding you, is sooo fucking Pissed that this is EVEN HAPPENING because kyle is super mad at him, was like you are Actually Dead to me, WILL NOT TALK TO HIM...

( which without spoiling too much -- is actually why ike can tell that somethin Fucked Up is happening because j.k. is super aggressive and loud and is not afraid to Fuck Your Shit Up...but has not laid a FINGER on raven of crimson dawn...and actually, seems to not even want to be Near him, barely acknowledges his existence, leaves rooms that he is in and is Radio Silent around him...WHICH IS TWICE AS SCARY AS J.K. YELLING AND TRYING TO KILL YOU. so, uhh, Not fucking...Good, you guys. ike was like...this is...not fucking normal. )

but again, he cannot tell kyle what is going on bc he might actuuuuallly get MURDERED??? uh???

anyways, in whatever secure, secluded space rae/cg are in ( its somewhere private, i pictured a dressing room of sorts, like a makeup trailer, somewhere they have to take pics ) stan is Extremely Straight Up with her and says something to the effect of:

"i have no idea what you think this is or what you want this to be or what they told you, but we are not dating and this...is NOT. Real."

and call girl ( aka wendy whose identity is a secret to EVERYONE, No One has seen the bottom half of call girl's face...Ever. she changes her wigs everyday, they are Very Elaborate and is always in a very high tech face mask that covers her face from the nose down and uses a voice modulator to mask her speaking voice...a mysterious queen ) oddly enough seems completely relieved by this statement and is like

*squints*

"don't worry, Emo Boy. feeling is mutual. like, no offense, but you are seriously...not my type. Ew. trust me, i don’t want to do this either but,

— I Have To."

wHICHSHDLSKDHLSD SHE GUTTED HIM HELP. he was *gigantic stan slow eye blinks in shock* like "right, okay, Ow. that was...Mean." kshdlksdls but then was "--but i am glad we...agree. i Also HAVE To. not because of publicity, it's...Deeper than that...i can't really ta--"

to which call girl, locking eyes with him, dead seriously, lowering her modulated voice is like...

"it's tenorman, right?

He Threatened You."

and r.s, gagged! Again!!! is like

"holy shit, he THREATENED /YOU/ TOO?!?!"

and call girl nods very slowly and starts to say

"he told me if i didn't do it he would..."

and rs with the same kind of mounting horror whispers

" — Kill Everyone You Love And Care About?"

which, at this point, folks, they are both like...

...WOAH.

bc they realize they are both stuck in the same torture chamber together, they Both got cornered into this really elaborate ruse and have to keep it up in order to keep the people that they love Safe and it's...A Lot. it...really is. but it's also sort of freeing and cathartic to knowing you are not alone going through what is pretty much the worst thing that has ever happened to you in your entire life.

i also feel like...there is this natural bond. this Energy between them. like they understand/see each other and feel...safe with one another.

and call girl, guard still up, dips a toe in uncharted water, and goes:

"well...since were partners in crime now and have to live a lie in public...i think we at least owe it to each other in private...

...to be Real."

she offers this bc they have reached an understanding, an impasse, a standstill, a draw of sorts. and there is a thick tension...as well as this crescendoing vulnerability that hangs the air with her ultimatum as they stare warily at each other, strangers, both wearing still wearing their masks, call girl physically in hers and stan in his metaphorical one doing the dark, raspy smoke and mirrors raven voice bc he is...not sure about her in the same way that she is...

...still not sure abt him.

( they are basically that one spiderman meme where both the spidermans are holding each other at gun point. ) and it's a huge Risk to indulge her request, but again...they both have everything to lose.

and no one...but Eachother.

so he indulges her very tentatively and counters:

"alright...then, tell me something Real, call girl."

to which she nods, closes her eyes and goes. "fine. my real name..."

call girl trails off, reaches up to tap the voice modulator on her mask, turns it off, reaches out her rhine-stoned, sequined, hot pink faux leather gloved hand out to shake his and in her real voice, says,

" — Is Wendy."

and this...is a Very BIG Deal.

again, no one has ever heard call girl's voice before. no one knows what her name is or Anything about her. she doesn't even preform live, she does virtual concerts and is basically this sort of mysterious, ai, vocaloid/miku internet personality that is very Carefully and elaborately Coded and ENCRYPTED to keep her identity Safe.

so her turning off her voice mod and speaking to stan, not as a fictional, larger than life computer-generated celebrity, but as a human being...is massive.

it's also very...Comforting to ravenstan.

who has not been himself...for a very long time. and it's not smart, it's not a good idea, but he decides to trust her and in turn,

in his real voice, says,

"stan. my name...is Stan.

It's Nice To Meet You, Wendy."

he shakes her hand and she shakes his.

she says, "it's nice to meet you too, stan." :)

and it feels...Nice. it should feel wrong, what they're doing, but it feels right, it feels fucking amazing to stop Preforming. she knows his name, she's seen his face...but realizes he still has not seen Hers and running on adrenaline, bolstered by a rare surge of bravery, chinks at her armor, or mask rather, and makes a motion.

literally.

bc he reaches up towards her face and goes, "oof. it's nice to hear your human voice; the dystopian robot voice was lowkey espantoso."

he laughs, it's genuine and super ugly, god bless him. so you Know he's being really real when he asks "but...if it's all the same to you. if were going to speak freely; i'd like to...see Who i am speaking to.

so can i, please, uh...see your Face? your whole face.

your...Real face."

and oof. this...is a little nerve-wracking for wendalends.

she's neeeever taken the mask off. ever. Ever. EVER.

For A-n-y-o-n-e.

but...she might never have the chance again and it is...really stuffy under there. so she Agrees and lets stan remove her face apparatus.

ravenstan does say "Wowza." HDLKSHDSl amazing.

he's also my boyfail king and says something very fucking stupid like

"sorry, you're REALLY Pretty. i was worried might look like deadpool under there." she smiles, it's beautiful. no one has seen her real smile before as call girl and thanks him. she goes on to apologize and is like

"thank you, stan. you're really sweet and i...am sorry i said 'ew'. it's not because you're ugly, you're kind of...Cute for a guy, actually? you have really nice bone structure and very kind eyes. it's just, when i said you weren't my type i meant Boys. in...general."

her voice shakes a little, she's never admitted this out loud before, not even to her girlfriend. but she trusts stan with the nice bone structure and dumb ugly laugh and very kind eyes, so she says

"i'm a...Lesbian.

i'm also Seeing Someone at the moment.

It's Complicated."

and stan is like, skhdlsd way too excited to talk about kyle, and is like

"okay, whew! i'm ALSO seeing someone! or well..." then remembers and is like oooof "well...i Was...seeing someone i guess. it's..."

my man is Depressed and is trying to change the subject because he realizes he actually can't talk about kyle because not only is cartman going to kill him if he does...he is also gonna freakin K!ll Himself because he's actually so sad that kyle currently hates his GUTS.

so he sighs, echoing her and admits "It's...Complicated." :/

he wants to hear something nice though, something real...and nice. because he is a romantico king. who believes more than anything...

in Love.

so he asks her what her girlfriend's name is. <3 :')

annnd i think she is About to say bebe's name...but realizes if she does, it will completely blow her cover.

like her ACTUAL Cover.

because stan knowing her first name and her what she looks like under the mask is one thing...but the second she says bebe's name, it's going to reveal that she is kyle's bebe's wen/wendyl which...is

Meeeeessy.

but she reasons ( as an intelligent, rational queen ) that regardless of how messy things get, her and stan are in this mess together and that the best time to make a mess...is when you are Coming Clean.

still...this is...very sensitive information. she’s not sure how he's gonna take it and needs some sort of collateral.

so she states her terms.

and call girl, who stan now knows is wendy, but not bebe's current girlfriend ( yet ) says "okay. i am going to tell you something, but in order to do it. i have to tell you...Everything. in exchange, i need YOU to tell me Everything. i am going to give you One Chance to do so willingly. if not...i do not care how untraceable you Think you are, i am very familiar with the dark web and i will find out everything i Need to know about you. and do with that information...What. I. Please.

...so /please./ promise me you won't tell anyone about what i am about to tell you...and then, tell me...stan...Something Real."

stan agrees and wendy goes into everything. comes out as trans to him and explains her origin story. ( i started to write everything in this ask but it got too long, i'll tell you all about call girl/wendy in another ask i have a couple in the box i can use, haha. ) she tells him pretty much everything ( it's a big therapy session in there ) up until this point, gaydhd ravenstan...manages to understand

Everything.

and when she finishes, true to the deal, she gently volleys the ball into his court, ( they are friends now, aw <3 ) and softly goes:

"okay...Your Turn."

and so ravenstan...who is Deeply Inspired by wendy...Wowza. he seriously thinks she is so fucking cool and ALSO A TRANS ICON??? HELLO? he feels v seen and heard and safe, so uh...jesus christ, he grabs wendy's hands, takes a veeeeeery deep breath and goes,

"so, i...

— Am DEAD."

LKHDSHSDLKDS HEEELP KSHLKDS

annnnnnd proceeds to tell her everything.

and i do mean...Everything.

they talk for the rest of the night basically, having this heart to heart, at the same time that, unbeknownst to ravenstan, jerseykyle and ike are also having a heart to heart....wendy and stan are platonic besties, they agree to keep each other's secrets as t4t legends stuck in cartman's fucked up marionette hell together, they agree to keep their crazy charade up while they try and find a way out/back to bebe and kyle, take some v convincing publicity pictures together ( i do think jk and bebe see them and want to die So Bad, it's not funny...bebe/jk or wendy/rs...choose your doomed broship. Fml. )

and that's...

Your Crazy Uncle Nina RM Lore Drop For The Night!

i hope you enjoyed it, haha. <3 please feel free to drop me a line in the ole ask box about it and ofc, as always, to ask me anything you would like! if you're still with me...after all this time. thank you so much for supporting me and enjoying my content.

it means...Everything to me.

and in writing something fake...

thank you all:

for being my Something Real. <3 c':

-uncle nina, callgirl/raven superfan

[boozyoranges]

moscato masterpost

This is The Big Post for my Vento Aureo self-insert OC, Moscato Guerrera.

BASIC INFO

Full Name: Moscato Guerrera Nickname(s): Momo, Mochi Age: 19 Gender: X (intersex. she/her pronouns by default) Date of Birth: September 17 Weapons: "B-Boy," her keytar (repurposed as a weapon after awakening her stand ability) Skills: "Telecaster B-Boy" - "Telecaster" is the stand ability itself. Sound waves can be repurposed into physical objects. The frequency and volume of the sound determines the type and size of the object created. By using her keytar, Moscato can create almost any object she desires by playing different melodies. Likes: Slimy animals, wine, mushrooms, goofing off, making + listening to music Dislikes: Being scolded, cola, dull colors, judgmental people Habits: Fiddling with and/or chewing the end of her scarf; smoking Fears: Heights. Being alone. Riding on a bus or train, especially if it's crowded. Trivia:

Prone to making stuff up and stating it as fact. Narancia believes her every time.

Her addictive tendencies are strong. If you show her something she thinks is fun, she will want to do it over and over and over again.

As a result of medication abuse and selling her blood when she was homeless, she is perpetually pale and sickly looking. She doesn't let it get to her, though.

Had her sex changed by a stand user when she was a younger teen. She's never cared enough to mention it to people.

Has resting bitch face REALLY bad, but she's actually very excitable.

LONGER BACKSTORY

AU where everyone lives; Giorno simply wins harder than he does in canon and nobody gets killed, or maybe The Rolling Stones fight never happened (me coping)

Takes place in modern day Italy

Moscato was a cheerful, playful kid who loved her mother and father very much. She had an innate talent for playing musical instruments by ear from a very young age, which her parents praised her for. With encouragement from her family and peers, Moscato became a child prodigy when it came to writing music. She was especially enamored with the different electronic sounds she could create with a keyboard, and when she was 7 years old, her parents bought her a keytar, which she named “B Boy” and carried with her and played everywhere.

One day, at the age of 10, Moscato received news while she was at school that her parents had been involved in a bus accident and passed away. From that day on, Moscato’s demeanor changed completely. Her cheerful attitude was replaced with an apathetic one, and her playfulness was replaced by truancy and vandalism. However, she never stopped playing her keytar, and deep down she harbored a dream of becoming a famous musician to make her parents proud.

Moscato entered the foster care system, where she was labeled a “problem child.” She was often abused and eventually abandoned by different families for her brash, destructive behavior. At the age of 16, shortly before she was to age out of the foster care system, Moscato’s latest set of foster parents beat her near unconsciousness after she graffitied the side of their villa. Rather than stay, knowing she was unlikely to get adopted out and that the beatings would only continue, Moscato packed her keytar, a small bag of clothes, pocket change, and supplies, and boarded a train to Naples.

Homeless and with no real aspirations other than becoming a musician, Moscato spent her days as a busker with B Boy. She was talented enough to make a decent amount of money this way, but with no friends, family, or goals other than keeping herself alive, she easily turned to the drugs which plagued the streets of Naples at the time. For this reason, Moscato was perpetually broke, despite receiving generous donations from the townspeople. Busking was how she met Bucciarati’s team for the first time - a skinny boy with an orange headband had praised her music emphatically and begged a taller, black haired man to give her money, and the man obliged. She would not know who these men were until one fateful day a year later.

Moscato overdosed on Passione’s potent narcotics in an alley not far from where she would usually busk. Narancia, who had become accustomed to hearing her play every day, knew something was wrong when he went for a walk and the street was silent. He used Aerosmith to locate her shallow breathing and called for help upon finding her limp body. Bucciarati’s team had her rushed to the hospital, where she spent a week recovering.

During this time, the boy with the orange headband, who she hadn’t seen in months, came to visit her. He chided her for taking drugs before admitting that the thought of never hearing her music again had scared him, and he and Bucciarati had rescued her. She expressed her indebtedness to both Narancia and Bucciarati’s gang, and begged Narancia to let her join.

“I’m not the one who decides that kinda thing, but Bucciarati is a little bit of a hardass when it comes to who he lets in the gang,” Narancia had said. “I don’t think he’ll let you, but…”

Moscato pleaded with him to let her talk to the capo, and he obliged. 

Bucciarati and Moscato came to an agreement; Moscato would serve as a housekeeper for Passione while he monitored to make sure she stayed clean from drugs. This way, Moscato was afforded the opportunity to hold a job and get back on her feet. With the company of the gang around her and supporting her, Moscato felt like she was a part of a family again, and her old playful personality slowly bubbled to the surface again. The love she felt towards the gang awakened her latent stand ability, “Telecaster B Boy,” which eventually led to her becoming a permanent member of Team Bucciarati and participating in missions alongside the rest of the gang.

“Telecaster B Boy” is a short-range, sound-based stand. It allows Moscato to transform sound waves into tangible objects; the type of object she creates depends on the pitch and tune. With her keytar, B Boy, she can create almost any object she desires. When she dissolves an object it releases the sound, so it’s not good for stealth missions.

Within Team Bucciarati, Moscato is joined at the hip with Narancia. When she started to come out of her shell, the two developed a playful rivalry where they were constantly playing different games in an attempt to best each other. The rest of the gang sees them as the sort of bratty twin siblings of the gang. However, both Narancia and Moscato are hiding deeper feelings for each other that neither of them admit until much later.

[lunarsun12]

The 127 Family

NCT Family Info

𝑴𝒂𝒎𝒂 𝑫𝒐𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 ✧

- Married to Taeyong

- Stress Bean 1/2 especially when Haechan comes round. As he know it never good (once haechan almost shaved his head when his sleep. Luckily Taeyong stopped him in time)

- He loves Jisung very much maybe too much (one time he stole Jisung from Jaemin and it didn’t end well)

- One of the smart one in the families and always to steer trouble away from them (keep trying doyoung, in this household choas is its middle name)

- One thing don’t mess his stuff up…poor guy fainted last time

- Is blunt and speak his mind

- Has strong dislike to Johnny, find him too loud and annoying (due to many pranks Johnny has played)

𝑷𝒂𝒑𝒂 𝑻𝒂𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒈 ✧

- Married to Doyoung

- Stress bean 2/2 has been trying to keep his family in line

- Has two eldest brothers Taeil and Johnny

- Owns a music company and is very well known for his amazing dance skills

- Low-key praying that Doyoung doesn’t want anymore kids. Having to deal with three is stressful (even doyoung did, he wouldn’t care)

- Did I mention he is whipped for Doyoung, will listen to him all the time

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑼𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆 - 𝑻𝒂𝒆𝒊𝒍 ✧

- Another peaceful person in this family

- He got forced to moved in, mainly to keep an eye on Johnny (apparently he taught jungwoo some of his ‘special’ moves)

- Helps around the house a lot and mainly cooks for the family. When doyoung is having his melt downs (which is nearly on a weekly bases)

- Loves to sing and always sing his wake up songs to Jungwoo as the rest of the kids are grown up (which jungwoo hates with a passion)

- Has a day job as a nursery teacher

- Try to help to fix the kids mess plus Johnny before Doyoung faints from stress

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝑼𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒉𝒏𝒏𝒚 ✧

- The one thing Taeyong regrets was letting Johnny moved in

- Always having parties and giving Jungwoo werid stuff (sweets and energy drinks)

- Very laid back and always ready for a drama

- He is also in a witness protection programme (as he crossed someone by accident) hence why he is living with Taeyong

- Loves to tease Doyoung as he loves to annoy him, to get him to loosen up

- In his day job he works as a mascot in some shopping mall

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 - 𝒀𝒖𝒕𝒂 ✧

- Dating Mark

- Claims he is always telling the truth - 90% he is lying to save his skin mainly from Mark

- Very protective of Mark won’t let anyone come near Mark. As he claims Mark is his and no one else’s

- Everytime Winwin shows up, he always call him his sweet lover (again have to lie to Mark, saying it was a joke)

- Also one word, don’t let Yuta in the kitchen, nearly burnt the house down

- Scary when mad, he almost killed an innocent child aka Haechan (he did make Mark break up one time with him, don’t blame him)

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 - 𝑱𝒂𝒆𝒉𝒚𝒖𝒏 ✧

- The emo kid

- Hates everyone in his family apart the Dreamies family. They are too cute plus he mainly hates his own as they too noisy for him

- Has a strange rumour he has 32 kids and is still trying to figure it out who did it

- Work for Engene Coporation as the Senior Manager

- He has a night job but it remains a secret

- He is bestie with Jay his boss, in hopes he can get to be his business partner

- He acts tough but he just wanted to get notice as everyone is too busy paying attention to Yuta and Jungwoo

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 - 𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒘𝒐𝒐 ✧

- Still in high school as he kept on failing his exams but this year look promising (that what doyoung like to say to himself each year)

- Loves clubs, joined every clubs under the sun

- Gets super hyper when on sweets and energy drinks

- One of the sassy child, he will use his words and face to his advantage when he doesn’t want to do something

- Always ends up at the police station with Johnny

- Loves drama, he either loves creating them or be in them cause he find them so fun

- Also if someone sleep walk in the middle of the night with eyes open that’s Jungwoo. He has that habit and it scared poor Taeil in the middle of the night

[firstdivisiongirl]

hii can i get a male match up please for tokyo revengers :) im a she/her - sorry if theres quite a bit here D:

- i like animals especially red pandas and i also like bugs too. i also sometimes like to read both manga and actual books, i like any theme but when it comes to manga i either like shonen or stories like goodnight punpun/ a girl on the shore

im very enthusiastic towards music, i listen to any genre. i can go from heavy mental and rock, to goth, to something like lana del ray where i feel like i need to be in the rain with red wine, to calm/ smthin indie, sole crushing, and then scene. theres a whole lot more i could add. lemme also add in midwest emo.

- i cant exactly pinpoint what i dislike aside from the wind because it messes up with my hair, i swear if the wind was a solid id have it knocked down immediately. though I also tend to get annoyed by people that don't use common sense.

- my hobies incule art, i have a lot of sketchbooks and majority of my lessons are done by doodling and getting told off by my the teacher cause i dont pay attention, but i still carry on. i also like to make jewelry such as bracelets/neclases, their mainly beaded but their still cute to wear and i like to make bracelets for close people

- (just for extra info here →) im mentaly unstable and have severe attached issues as well as issues with family on every aspect. id like to get better, however i just end up going down a loop hole so i cant/dont which makes everything much harder than it needs to be.

- my energy gets drained QUICK so im mostly a listener rather than a speaker when it comes to social interactions, however i do have my days where i can be jumpy and almost euthoric and talk like my life depends on it with a lot of excitement

- also i can get sudden motivation that i end up reorganising my room, one day it'd look that then after 4 months itd look like this. i tend to do spontanious little things here and there when im in a good mood and that includes in dying/cutting my hair. also ive pierced myself 6x with thumb tacks and their all healed very nicely. i have 9 ear piercings in total.

- never was much of an academic person in school, but i tend to be smart outside of it and i find enjoyment in observing people and using my own thoughts rather than finding sources

- i wont call myself shy, maybe at first sure but as i get comfortable i can go all out and i dont mind in making the first move as long as i get the same energy back, otherwise if that energy isn't given then ill forget all about them.

- i can be extremely clingy when i want to be, i hold back in latching onto someone on a daily basis. i wanna hold someone's hand, be on their back like a bag, and just overall connect soles. im touch starved and overall I can be very affectionate physically, though I'm awful at using my words for affection.

Hello! There isn’t too much. It’s actually a good thing. That means it’s easier to pick because I know more about you. It makes the match more accurate. So let’s go!

You Got…

Izana Kurokawa!!!!!

Boy is all about loyalty and keeping those he loves around!! So you wanting to be clingy, is perfect!!!

He’s a leader so he would do all the talking for you

Very patient (we saw his like 8 year plan to take down Mikey lol) so if you are struggling with anything, he’s there for you.

Would play music for you on his guitar. I think indie rock probably.

Idk why but I also called him a human red panda. The reason his because he looks cute but is a menance like red pandas.

At home dates or concerts! I hope you like the matchup!!!

[mari-lair]

in the teru model au, do they ever actually get together or does teru just keep joking about akane being his boyfriend while theyre both thinking "man, i wish he actually was"

on a mainly unrelated note, how long does it take akane to actually fall for teru?

(and having recently read the most recent post for the au--how do people at the school react to akane supposedly dating such a beloved model?)

(Model/Fake Catfish AU: Part 1 )

So much love for this AU! Alright, here is a bit more on it!

Akane woke up to many messages from Lemon with varying levels of amusement and concern, which was enough to check the 2 links his friend left for him: One was a popular post comparing Akane walking out of the agency in his disguise and overpacked schoolbag to him walking out of school with the same schoolbag (the pic seemed to be from yesterday) which was weird, but not enough to affect him. The second link took him to a Twitter thread from a girl he recognized as a classmate he had rejected last year’s Valentine. There wasn’t any sensible info, thankfully, but it had way too many pictures, some with his reading glasses, some with the large scarf, his body language when he laughed or looked down on someone identical to the ‘mysterious lover’.

Akane is usually pretty apathetic to strangers’ opinions of him, but this was so much attention, even he got a bit uneased, taking his baseball bat to school in case people tried something. 

Akane was mostly stared at, his eye twitched every time there is a camera flash. A glare and a tight grip on his bat usually keep the curious onlookers at bay, but his classmates ask questions. Many people seem bothered when Akane insisted he and Teru are just friends, but there are also plenty that are delighted by his claims, asking for Teru’s phone number and getting a bat in the face. Attention follows him all the way to his class, he gets waaaaay too many people 'subtly' asking what is Teru's type and "do you think I have a chance?", to the point the teacher has to stop class to give the whole class a lecture. Lemon gives him a pitying look.

Akane doesn't attack the girl that made the tread exposing him as Teru's 'mysterious guy' but he glares at her with enough murder in his eyes for her to avoid him like the plague.

He calls Teru to vent about the bullshit he’s dealing with, needing to lock himself in the bathroom for privacy. 

Teru sounds more troubled than Akane by the situation, his apology is genuine. He suggests meeting up with the agency to decide what to do, not wanting the public curiosity and reveal excitement to turn into animosity by a silly mistake: Akane isn't the best at caving under public attention and creating an ideal persona after all.

The agency can't find an alternative that will make Akane suddenly drop out of everyone's radar but Aoi, one of the cutest models and the manager's daughter, proposed fake dating "Minamoto's fans tend to be very forgiving, but it’s still better if you don’t do anything harsh while this is a hot topic, fans never handle making wrong assumptions well, so backlash will be inevitable if you admit this romance isn't real. Once the hype die, there can be a break up. Just think about it, this facade wouldn't be drastic, your friendship already seems believable for a 'reserved relationship', so you two can keep acting as always. All you'll need is to make a public anouncement and take a couple photos. We will pay you for the photos, of course, Aoi-san."

Everyone could tell this decision would benefit the agency too: While not common, fake dating isn't particularly rare, Aoi and Teru almost did it when the company wasn't that high on sales, so the only one that was surprised and nearly choked at the proposal was Akane. 

Akane considers Teru one of his only friends, and while Teru is undeniably hot, he doesn't know how to feel about selling the label of 'boyfriend' as something that shouldn't be taken as a silly inside joke. Akane has some reservations at first, but he accepts after some thought, trusting the agency to know how this worked more than him and not against the idea of helping everyone in the room in exchange for what? A few photos?? As long as they don't have to put on a  PDA show, it's cool, he can hold Teru's hand for a couple photos, is not the end of the world. He also isn't against getting extra cash.

Akane and Teru go to the side to discuss it themselves. It feels more like one of their typical arguments/teasing banters than a proper discussion for 90% of it but they end up agreeing with the deal only if Akane's contract with the agency is very loose and relatively short term.

Sakura gave Teru an exasperated and knowing look at his insistence to keep Akane out of most photos.

Teru is reassured his terms are good, so he try to focus only on the potential inside jokes they can have from this situation, lest he'll feel like he's taking advantage of Akane.

The next day Akane still can't get to his class without being bombarded by questions. Someone even tried to steal his phone to find Teru's number, but people understood pretty quickly that getting close will get you a bat in the face. Akane ain't taking any chances.

When breaks come, he chats with Lemon on the fire escape stairs, where people won't bother him. Lemon can only stare when Akane spills the tea that he and Teru will fake date, and that he will be a part-time model.

It's bizarre to watch his attempt to give Akane a tinder date somehow devolve into Akane going through every romance cliché troupe in existence.

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hii, I hope you are well! I am pretty new/ back to tumblr and just stumbled upon your blog which I really like! I was looking for rules for/ info about matchups and couldn’t find any (unless I’m stupid). So, uh, if you don’t mind and if you feel up to it, may I ask for a ‘Stranger Things’ matchup, please? If not, that’s completely fine 💛 feel free to ignore my ask in that case!

I am a straight female. As for my personality , I’m generally very friendly and caring. If I like/ love someone I will do everything in my power to make them happy and try to make sure they stay happy. My friends aways tell me I’m pretty likeable and extremely loyal and funny - even though my humour is very dry and sarcastic sometimes. Despite me only talking if I feel like I have something worth of saying, I’m usually somehow the one that keeps the conversations flowing in my friend group. My calm and quiet demeanour sometimes makes people think I’m arrogant but I also often heard that people thought of me as very approachable. I feel very confident in my abilities and character but there is one thing that can make me feel insecure in new situations or with strangers: I have a hearing disability which gave me some not so nice experiences with other people. This also tends to make some of my friends feel rather protective of me, especially because I’m generally very forgiving and hate arguments. Although I come across as a nice and patient person some people think they can treat rudely, you better not mess with me. I have often heard that people prefer to not get on my wrong side and that I can be scary. Sometimes I have problems showing affection towards others even though I really do care about them. I can also be pretty stubborn.. In my free time I love to read, learn different languages and take long walks, work out and meet friends. I’m a coffee addict and love cooking as well. What I don’t like is rude and stand-offish people. I really hate when people make mean comments and think it’s funny to joke about other people’s appearances or interests.

Hey! Thank you so much for liking my stuff! I am excited about this matchup for you! I hope you enjoy it!!! Thank you for requesting! <3333

Stranger Things;

Steve Harrington:

😎 You were in high school with Steve, sharing a few classes with him, and once Steve even asked for your help in Spanish

😎 When Steve first spoke to you, he was a bit intimidated by you, since you were pretty quiet and calm, and hardly spoke, but after speaking to you and asking for your help in class, he realized that you were actually really nice and caring

😎 Ever since then, you and Steve began to grow closer to one another, even though he was a bit of a jerk and was dating Nancy, you thought he was cute

😎 After they broke up, however, you were the first person Steve told, and you tried to reassure him and help him as much as possible; you were thankful for how much Steve changed afterward, (you even took him out to KFC to cheer him up)

😎 He lost his bad boy persona, acted a bit differently, and even started babysitting, which you thought was sweet; you sometimes joined him, meeting the kids

😎 You accidentally got caught up in the Upside Down, literally, you were trapped there for a while, but when you got out, Steve couldn't have been happier; he ran up to you once you were found, wrapping his arms around you as he ranted to you about how worried he was, he was glad that you were safe

😎 After surviving the first wave of the Upside Down, you and Steve hung out almost every day, you were joined by the hip basically, and Steve would even join you and your friends out and about; sometimes when it's just the two of you, you'd go on long walks down the sidewalk at sunset, or Steve would join you while you cook

😎 Back at school, Steve would come over to bring you a coffee, sometimes staying to keep you company if you needed it/wanted it; on one particular day, similar that this one, Steve would confess to you

😎 Steve thought you are wonderful, he loves your love for reading and how loyal and funny you are; Steve couldn't help but fall for you, you are one of a kind

😎 The two are you are the best couple, always patient and understanding with each other, you never had any arguments, always making sure you communicated and talked things out; you both are perfect for each other

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Better Dylan Info Post (aka Dylan Lore Dump 1)

because I realized in the light of day that my last post was not very well organized or worded (I was very tired)

First off have another picrew. Baydews' character creator is my favorite one out there. Djarn's comes in close second, but I haven't made Dylan there yet.

☆ Her full name is Dylan Strand. For etymology nerds like me, Dylan is from the Welsh prefix 'dy', meaning to/towards, and word 'llanw', meaning tide/flow. Strand is from the Old Norse word for beach. Assuming the site I used to get this information is accurate, anyway.

☆ On a slightly related note, apparently Dylan isn't really used for girls outside the US? I wasn't aware it was such a unique thing.

☆ Her birthday is Summer 21. I used a random date generator and converted it to Stardew time. I think I still have the calculations somewhere in my phone's notes.

☆ She's 5'10", which is a little on the tall side. She has her mom to thank for that.

☆ Blue Moon Farm is on the forest map, which is without a doubt my favorite farm map.

☆ Dylan's mom lives off the east coast of the Ferngill Republic. Dylan and her dad moved to Zuzu City when she was about 6 to be closer to her grandpa, but returned to visit every year for Dylan's birthday. Her grandpa loved to talk about Blue Moon Farm and show her pictures from its heyday. He passed the year she graduated high school.

☆ She loves to fish and can rival Willy in skill. Some might think it's magic, but she's actually just had a lot of practice.

☆ While she generally follows the universal gifts, she loves Golden Coconut, Dragon Tooth, and Seafoam Pudding. She likes all kinds of fish as well as Sea Urchins. She's neutral about all Tackle, Bait, and Monster Loot, as well as Fairy Dust and the Tea Set. She only dislikes Joja Cola, but she hates Qi Fruit.

☆ She likes bright colors. Her favorite is yellow.

☆ I mentioned before that Dylan has trouble localizing sounds. In humans, the shape of our outer ears plays a big part in localizing sound. Dylan has no real outer ears, and her inner ears are structured a little differently to help with hearing underwater. If she were to keep her fins out, they'd do a fairly decent job of helping to localize sounds. However, they're more effective for that purpose underwater than on land, and they're not much help at all held flat against her head and hidden by her hair.

☆ Her fins are pierced! She normally wears a pair of large gold hoops, but she owns a few different pairs of studs for times where there's a risk of the hoops getting yanked out. She also likes necklaces, but isn't a fan of bracelets or rings.

☆ The effect of the full moon isn't entirely because of her heritage. There's a psychological aspect to it as well. The spring tides from a full and new moon have equal pull on her, but because new moons lack the light of a full moon, she doesn't have that visual indicator. With a full moon, it becomes a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy. She's so worried about giving into the pull that it happens. Her umbrella is a visible barrier between herself and the moon to help put her mind at ease and keep from working herself up into an unplanned nighttime swim.

☆ I'm putting the Stardew lunar cycle at 20 days. It's a lot longer than a direct conversion would have it, but 9 days seemed a bit short for my liking. I'm also aware that spring tides are technically the high tides the night after a full or new moon, but I'm choosing to ignore that. My made-up lore, my rules.

☆ She has some small scales scattered around with her freckles. She also has gills hidden under her jaw. They seal themselves when she's above water, and open when she submerges.

☆ The forest magic the wizard gave her almost made her sick enough to go to the clinic. Fortunately, her body adjusted to it before it could get that bad. A full ocean spirit wouldn't have been so lucky.