#it's a weird boat lmao

[crafting-mojo]

he's OBSESSED !!

[crabussy]

jonathan sims (random guy who looked exactly like him in every way imaginable) was on my scuba boat. naturally I was completely normal about this <- lying

[gaycrittercentral]

TEEHEE DREDGE POSTING HOURS

so idk if anybody remembers the post I made a while back on this game but I been talkin about it some more with buddies and the silly little AU I've built around it is beginning to grow >:) we've decided that all the aberrations would be Max-themed in this world for.......reasons.............that become painfully clear if you've seen the other post lmao

but yeah um Sam deserves to fish up a little aberrant buddy who ends up stickin around the boat to leer at him charmingly and put his gross little suckers all over everything <3

[sableprince]

been really struggling with art block but i had to get a couple chants of sennaar doodles out of my brain because it's a lovely game

[boltlightning]

some of my favorite bits from keira knightley & jack davenport's audio commentary for curse of the black pearl. happy almost 20th beloved film

[r2y9s]

[Watch_Dogs]

expecting a kiss with tongue <- -> hasn't kissed anyone ever someone in a long time

[eorzeanflowers]

Glamtober Day 10: Pirate or Cowboy

Nothing like the high seas... The breeze lifting your spirits, the melancholy of the waves, the greatest of company.

Beat (Left) Weapon: Manderville Revovler Head Tigerskin Tricorne of Aiming (Dyed Rust Red) Body: Riviera Doublet (Dyed Rust Red) Neck: Wayfarer's Necklace Hands: Woodland Warden's Fingerstalls (Dyed Void Blue) Legs: Wake Doctor's Bottoms Feet: Woodland Warden's LongBoots (Dyed Void Blue)

Mai (Right) Head: Boulevardier's Hat Body: Endless Summer Top Legs: Blade's Hose of Striking (Dyed Jet Black) Feet: Anemos Orator's Shoes (Dyed Jet Black)

[carolinelikesdinner]

I feel like Bracken/Brackendra had the potential to be like. Not Weird if Brandon Mull actually wrote it that way. Like if he had actually made it so that Bracken was actually mentally 17 and not a full grown unicorn (see: Bracken having his third horn and reaching "maturity") and made Kendra, well, not 14 when they met. Brandon Mull seems to go back and forth on whether or not its weird for them to have feelings for eachother (it is, at least the way Brandon wrote it). In ROTDS when Ronodin proposes to Kendra, she's like "omg ew,,ur so much older than me" and then. Calls Bracken her boyfriend. You know. The guy thats the same age as Ronodin.

When Bracken first appeared in the prison with Seth, I actually really liked him. He was witty and actually had some personality. But then when Kendra met him, all his personality became reduced to "ok guys let’s give Kendra a straight love interest because we killed the last one in the previous book". I just feel like the two Brackens we met are so different in terms of how they interact with the story. Sorry for ranting but as a previous Brackendra girlie its just interesting to think about

[thisteaistoosweet]

Cahara but if he was a contestant of the termina festival.

(Made for an enlightened cahara au)

[svtskneecaps]

so what i'm putting together from osmosis and the wonderful livebloggers and the incredible arkanis english updates account is something like this

Prefeito Jota: Hello, I'd like to hire you to investigate what happened in my city/island(?)!

Bagi, who was previously "invited" to a mysterious island/city by its elected official, subsequently trapped on the mysterious island/city, investigated the deep mysterious history of the island/city, came to no conclusions, found her brother after years of searching, was separated once again from her brother, gained and lost an adopted daughter (possibly to being kidnapped by the island government, which was evil), gained and lost a demon fiancée (possibly to being dragged back to hell, so there's no way to find her), gained and lost a close demon friend to dubious circumstance (did he die for his children? is he with skeppy in the gas station?), and has had an unknown amount of time to process and/or suppress all of this: Sure! :D

[vimbry]

the stuff that bothered me most as a kid tended to be anything more grounded, I've realised? if it was clearly fantasy - big musical score, flashy editing, exaggerated injury/deaths like through magic or something, being animated helps, too - I could separate myself from it easier emotionally and feel comfortably entertained. like, oh this is all just a pretend story, it's fine. but if there was a combination of: only or largely diegetic sound present, mostly fixed angles that sort of felt like you were watching the action yourself, live-action, or threat that could Actually happen in real life? I hated that.

for example, there were two scenes in "willy wonka and the chocolate factory" - augustus gloop being stuck in the pipe, and charlie and his grandpa floating up to the fan blades - that I found highly disturbing lol. conversely, boat scene, while absolutely wild, was wacky and hypnotising enough that I stayed scared in a fun way.

[elliestoybox]

I had a thought and now it must be your problem as well

[teddybeartoji]

hate when i look at a word for too long and it starts to look like its been misspelled WHY DOES IT DO THAT RAHHH

STOPPP THAT'S THE WORST THING EVER IT HAPPENS TO ME SO MUCH IT'S SOOOOOFUCKING ANNOYING LMAO english is such a weird language anyway like some words are VERY questionable what the hell is 'mischievous' what the hell is 'particularly' my head is about to explode

[mozzzz05]

I have no explanation for this but Domhnall Gleeson, Tom Sturidge and George MacKay all give off the same vibe

Kinda vibe that makes me give them my whole heart and spread my legs - but that’s not what I meant anyway

[garaviel]

Mmmmrgh trying to get back into my sith warrior to shuffle her thru the expansions but. Idk im not feeling it

[boltlightning]

landfall: chapter 6

On a bright fateful morn, Jack Sparrow brings rumors of the Black Pearl and her crew of the damned to Port Royal. In theory, the ship should be no match for the dragon Tempest and his Captain Norrington — but the Pearl harbors dangerous shadows of her own. ✦ potc + temeraire crossover, ~8k words

Governor Swann sits on the stairs up to the quarterdeck. He staggers to his feet as Elizabeth approaches, grinning, giddy with relief, and greets Elizabeth with a delirious brand of cheer. 

“Oh! You are alive, thank the good Lord,” he says gaily, clasping her hands between his. “I should be angry, you know. The thought of you all alone facing those wastrels! But you are here, and it seems you are not alone, either.”

He trails off, his gaze falling to Scylla, who sits at Elizabeth’s side.

“Hello! I am Miss Scylla Swann, could I bother you for something to eat?” Scylla says very politely. The young dragon sits straight with her head bowed.

“Oh. Swann.” He glances up to Elizabeth, who is equally at a loss, albeit for different reasons. He continues valiantly, with the instinct of a longtime politician, “We must have you for tea then,” before he faints.

Father’s constitution is not to be underestimated, but sometimes, Elizabeth concedes that she could ask too much of him.

(read here on ao3!)