#it's ORANGE

[fidgetspringer]

My mohawk is freshly bleached atm for the first time since I was like 15 and I keep jumpscaring myself catching glances in windows.

[real-sun-wukong-fan01]

*has orange dress rn* I'm literally the sexiest person in the entire world

[evelyn-allright]

[daisybell9000]

I've been wearing this hoodie for around 3 days and I should probably take it off but...the reminders...

[cannibalisticskittles]

was looking at the wig more and noticed that the photos said they were taken in natural light, so i took the wig out into the sun and uh

yeah i think they sent me the wrong color, y'all. like. there are differences in color due to lighting, and then there's this.

[ktempestbradford]

All complex and evolving Tumblr posts deserve this treatment. I don't even wanna see the original. I want this version to live on in my mind alone and pure.

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[cute-catts]

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

[cheasewedge]

Bothersome creature

[animusrox]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

[kabretoss]

that one waiter decal from the one italian restaurant is the guy serving all of us

you know the one, where he's got a whole chicken and three glasses of wine for a table of two people, who both seem embarrassed by him being there

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[tree-whispering]

everybody say happy birthday pumpkin

[knightofleo]

😾

[wrenchwenches]

[the-purvashadha]

"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die