#it's FOR the BIT

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

luffy, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

cop: get the fuck out of my car

[choctalksalot]

semi-old doodle comic from a few months ago: ult dirk dora the exploraing his ex-husband's ship

he explora too far

sequel-prequel to this

[amourtoken]

need connor bedard in the most unholy way 😔

ya I need hate sex w this guy real bad it's pathetic!!!

[pickedmyp0ison]

Took the liberty of drawing the outfit Connor canonically wore in a fanfiction I read last night

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

btw I have a playlist on Spootify called "youth group songs (FUNNY) (DO NOT PLAY AT YOUTH GROUP)" and the first two songs are Teenagers by MCR and Young Volcanoes by FOB

[vriskaserketdaily]

it’s just a stupid fucking costume why does everything have to be so goddamn difficult

[rambiing]

it's Reblog Wednesday

[debinhas-bicycle]

What this game really needs is *checks notes* Lindsay...Hora-- is this right? Can we check this? Are we sure that's--okay yes I'm being told that Horan is indeed entering the game, replacing...COFFEY? Can we--can we check on the US bench? Are we...are we sure everything's okay down there? Okay, at least Korbin Albert will be subbed off for...I'm sorry? She's staying in? Can we confirm that? Okay folks, everything is definitely not okay down there

[luxiedrawsshit42]

Ah yes. Aristide and Yewlin's favorite game pieces in their insane blood feud war: their children uwu

WIPs under the cut

[firebugflyboy]

Yeah. That's kinda the fucking problem, isn't it?

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[nikoisme]

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

[paintedcrows]

They do this every year...

Happy 25th to Dipdop and Lebam!! and Happy 17th to Hatsune Miku!! 🎉🎉

(comic continued: The M&M stands for...)