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freyaphoria · 5 months ago
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Good morning to you too sir I just woke up
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5up3r-50n5 · 1 year ago
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Miguel:Let me tell you how this is gonna work! You're gonna-
Hobie:You ain't gonna tell me shit
Miguel:Listen!
Hobie:Suck my dick
Miguel:SHUT UP! Listen to me!
Hobie:Suck my dick yo' fuck man
Miguel:LISTEN!
Hobie:Suck my dick
Miguel:YOU'LL BE HERE ON MONDAY-
Hobie:You'll be here sucking my dick
Miguel:LISTEN!
The other (Gwen, Miles, Pavitr and Peni) :*Watching them with popcorn and sodas*
Peter B.:*Covering his daughter ears with a horrified face*
Ham:I wish those things happened in my universe
Noir:*tearing up* Just like home
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shakooo · 1 year ago
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Today I finally finished reading truffula flu (or well, the blogs I could read that were the ones Entre, swag, rocky, 72, Ted, Audrey, One, dave, lorax and BP) and I can say that it was the best week I had GOD I LOVE EACH ONE OF THE BLOGS I can't believe the dedication and work that people put into this AU It is beautiful to see how everyone came together to create this and although I am late to appreciate this work of art (almost not late, a decade not much UU) I do not regret anything it was worth EVERYTHING
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vegalustirra · 1 year ago
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So...
Hunter!Sabo with a latent breeding kink corrupting a sweet, innocent being of a woman after getting acquainted with her for months...
He's just a gentleman with her, but her innocence & beauty in general gradually makes him think of such thoughts.
Just, him breeding her like the rabbits he hunts on occasions...
I'm not saying anything more. Just know that this idea will haunt me all day.
@stephisokay I'm not sorry for tagging you
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peanutbutter-doodles · 13 days ago
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nearly there to 3,000 on you wanted the best, you got the best omg!!!!
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askdennycotl · 20 days ago
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@kenidur1561 GO TO BED!
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jay69-420eugene · 1 year ago
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stupid british twink
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tayloralison · 2 years ago
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Did you know there's this thing called performative activism? And if you just step out of your taylor love bubble, you'd see that she does that. She speaks on things only when it benefits her.
Also saying you forgive her because you're empathetic? So you see someone getting beat up and bullied because of racism and you'll think, oh that person must have an issue inside them to be this aggressive? Lol that is racist. See all swifties think this and still claim to be not a racist.
It's not about you listening to her music. It's about how you still like her even though she pretty much does worst things. She has proven time and time again she does not care about anyone but herself and that include you fans as well. She likes you because you pay her bills. She does not care about you and this is not me saying childish comebacks but she genuinely does not care about her fans especially the pocs and people who are marginalized.
And if you think the Matty Healy situation is the only problematic thing she did, lol go and search you fellow swifties' blog and learn.
And if the mh situation was anyone but her, your fandom would be at the front dragging them so bad and for so long they might even quit their career. So stop being hypocritical. Admit she's a bad person.
And you can't hold someone accountable for their racism and still say they're a good person lol. Also it is quite simple to differentiate between "nice and not nice" here. Racism = not nice.
And it's not like someone is holding you at gun point saying you have to stan ts. It is completely your choice, so you should accept what that says about you too. You're not a victim and neither is ts. This is not some highly complicated moral test.
You either stan a racist and fake feminist or you don't. It is actually as simple as that.
i’m not reading all that but happy for you
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two-evil-tails · 1 year ago
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"Oh Scoooourge~ Does he call you 'kitten'?"
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kingkyks · 2 years ago
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not me searching confort and support from my friend and her giving me a lesson first thing in the morning 😪😪😪
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gaydexvocaloidfan · 25 days ago
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Me when Gaydexvocaloid
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tofuingho · 2 years ago
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I'm loving the angst, but I've spent way too much of my life reading Avengers soulmate fanfiction. I want to see fuck-you-and-the-horse-you-rode-in-on!Danny. I-can-do-bad-all-by-myself! Danny.
The whole messing around and stealing shit was Tim's second chance. It's not like Danny had any other way to get his attention. As a civilian, it would be practically impossible for him to get within 20 feet of Tim.
So Danny started stealing things (and other nonviolent criminal behavior) in Gotham. It was a bit difficult to get Red Robin's attention specifically. Sometimes he'd set up an elaborate heist, only for Orphan or Robin to show up instead.
But when Red Robin did show up, Danny would banter and flirt and compliment as much as he possibly could. Eventually, he started hinting about taking Tim out on a date. The things they could do and see.
One day, Tim has enough and asks Danny why he's doing this, what does he get out of stealing things and fighting with them all the time. And Danny tells him that all he really wants is Tim's attention. To get to know him and ask him out on a date.
Tim l o s e s his mind. He screams and rants about how he could never date a person like Danny. He's annoying and creepy and Tim wants him to go away!
Danny just says okay and disappears.
Danny's got no one to turn to (or at least, that's how he feels). So he takes off to a place where he can be alone. And then?
He breaks down. He cries his lungs out. He wails so hard it destroys everything around him. He spends days and weeks letting his despair out until he's empty.
(If this is a same universe situation, Tim can feel the pain of the bond breaking, but doesn't know what it is. He ends up going to the doctor and finding out it's his soulmate bond being destroyed. He doesn't know why it's happening. Sure he rejected his soulmate years ago, so why is this happening now?)
Now that the bond is broken, Danny realizes that he's free to choose to love who he wants. It won't be easy. Many people won't date people that aren't their soulmate, especially people that have been rejected by their own soulmate.
But, eventually he finds someone. Someone who loves him just as much as he loves them. Maybe the person doesn't have a soulmate or their soulmate died/is platonic, but whoever it is wants to be loved as badly as Danny wants to be loved. (Probably Conner or Raven)
Danny reconnects with Jazz and Dani (who have been worried out of their minds), and maybe Sam and Tucker (who apologize profusely for making Danny feel abandoned). He's not 100% better, but he's well enough.
Eventually, he decides to take up the crown. He becomes a beloved king to the GZ. And sees his S.O. as often as he can.
And then one day the Justice League summons the Ghost King. Of course, they don't trust him, but they need his help. He helps them out, no tricks, no trouble.
When all's said and done, someone asks why he helped them, isn't he a villain?
And that's when he tells them that he's actually been a hero since his teens. He just did all of that stuff to get his soulmates attention.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out who he's talking about. Tim's pissed because he had no idea that Danny was his soulmate. Now that Tim's older, he's more interested in romance and his soulmate had been another hero.
He offers to give Danny another chance, but Danny tells him he's already given Tim his second chance and he rejected Danny again. It's too late.
Maybe Tim feels regret. Maybe he tries chasing after Danny. Maybe their severed bond can be healed.
But, maybe, in this universe, there's a slight chance that a bond that's been severed can attach itself to a new person and now Danny's S.O. is his soulmate.
@gilbirda Ok, so you made a snippet of on of your AUs a while back (braindead rejected! soulmate i think) and I haven't been able to think of much else since. So my brain made a little thingy for you!
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1. Tim takes a risk one day by writing back to whoever was doodling on his body, with a glittery purple gel pen, asking them to stop trying to contacting him.
All the person asked was, "Why?"
Tim never answers.
2. Danny faces constant rejection from his peers, authority figures, his parents and sister neglect him and now his own soulmate doesn't want him. They hadn't even met before he was rejected. Jazz finds out about Dannys powers and tries to reach out but Danny rejects her pretty violently due to his own pain. Then the episode where Sam and Tucker ditch him for Gregor happens and he gives up.
The two people in his life that has had pretty much complete control over his life and trajectory just abandoned him and he does not take it well. He ripped the symbol off his chest, disappeared and never came back.
3. Danny zooms into a new dimension/universe/whatever to avoid his former friends and family from being able to track him only to land in a place called Central City and immediately getting roped into helping Captain Cold who gives him a normal domino mask and they end up working together for a while.
4. Danny somehow overhears one of the speedster talking on the phone about his friends brothers soulmate issue at some point and they perfectly describe the interaction that happened between Danny and his soulmate all those years ago, down to the glittery purple gel pen and the types of doodles Danny had made as a kid and the things he said.
Danny learned one of his soulmates belonged to a group of detective vigilantes in a place called Gotham. Unfortunately he was spotted by the speedster and Danny had to bounce.
5. The Flash made reports to the Justice League about a meta teen who hes been having trouble with for a while and can't seem to pin down. He only asked for tips though as he "could handle it himself."
6. Danny leaves for Gotham and learned about Catwoman and Batmans weird Master Thief and Greatest Detective dynamic and decided that's what he wants to do. He was going to make his soulmate chase after him one way or another. Someone was going to want him even if they were wanting him behind bars.
He begins robbing bank vaults and museums, leaving no trace or clue as to what happened until he starts leaving a calling card of sorts.
7. Jason, who's been on the outs with his family lately meets this spunky white haired meta kid running around with a sci-fi mask/visor thing and giving supplies to homeless encampments and keeping the less fortunate alive and befriends him. He learns that this is the guy everyone has been searching for and just...tells no one. Jason is all for a Robin Hood vigilante, and really, its kinda funny to see his family squirm.
8. Phantom and Catwoman rob the same museum at the same time but for different things. They stare at eachother from where they're both still crouched from thier respective landings until Danny breaks the tension with "I didn't see you if you didn't see me?"
Catwoman laughs, amused. "Sure."
9. Danny finally narrowed down which of the batfam is his soulmate and introduced himself to them as Phantom.
The first thing Danny did was hit on Tim. Tim is flustered but otherwise doesn't really respond to it and tries to fight Phantom into submission, so of course Danny ghosts him by disappearing through a roof mid fight. Danny made a big show of his intangibility in that fight and made it seem like it was the only power he had but he was very skilled with it and he wanted to impress him.
10. Phantom becomes well known to the underbelly of Gotham. Mostly the homeless and nightworkers. But Danny was open and friendly. Never judging and always ready to lend a helping hand. Even better. He never came to collect on favors.
Over time, they became loyal to him.
11. Danny gets framed for a series of murders and the whole gang (minus Hood) are trying to capture him, thus, motorcycle chase scene. They use the white of his tires to tell when he's gone intangible due to all the dirt falling off the wheels. Nightwing jumps onto the bike and shocks Danny with his encrizma sticks right before Danny grits out "bye bye birdy~" and makes a big show of taking in a deep breath and holding it.
Nightwing is forced to jump off the bike as Danny runs through the concrete abutment of the overpass and coming out the other side
12. Danny meets Tim and Duke in his civilian form while he was at a Wayne tech conference. Danny had been asked about one of his inventions and was trying to show off the blueprints and explain things and thats why he was there in the first place. Duke of course, was internally screaming because that's the guy thats the guy they've been hunting for nearly a year but can find nothing on.
Red Robin confronts Phantom that night on a rooftop and Phantom laughs at him, "Thats why I was avoiding Signal for so long. He'd see my magical girl form and know instantly."
RR holds out a pair of handcuffs and says "Its over Danny." Phantom smirks and says, "I don't think it is, Tim" before jumping off onto a different roof and disappearing into the night. Tim is shook.
13. Danny over hears Robin berating RR at an old clocktower and intervenes, "Little Wayne, you do realize you were the first person I figured out, right?"
Damian proceeds to lose his mind.
14. Tim accidentally finds a material that Phantom can't phase through and quickly gets to work making things he can use against Danny. What he doesn't know is that Danny can phase through it he just pretended he couldn't because he wanted to see what would happen/what Tim would do.
Danny can sense the material and it feels really wierd to him, but doesn't harm him at all.
15. RR manages to knock Phantoms visor off his face and realizing it was made of tech he swipes it and brings it back to the cave for study.
He wasn't ready for all the information on the computer. Not only was his nemesis(?) from another plain of reality (he thinks Danny is from the ghost zone) but he was once a superhero with his own Rogues Gallery and human city to protect. Which begs the question, why did he become a Phantom thief?
16. The Joker hears about Phantom giving the bats the run around and comes to a misunderstanding about which bat he's been messing with which ultimately ends with Joker saying that he is Batmans ultimate nemesis and Phantom asking what that had to do with him? The misunderstanding is cleared up when Phantom complained about Joker even thinking that he was flirting with Batman because "Ew! He's an old man!"
Joker still got a few shots in for the heck of it but so did our ghost boy but they were no longer enemies.
17. The whole batfam had been freaking out about finally capturing Phantom and celebrating and plotting on how they were gonna get him to keep his mouth shut about thier identities until Jason came in,
Jason: Need help?
Phantom: Please?
Jason: *escapes with Danny*
Batfam: What?! No!!! Why?!
18. The batfam have only a vague idea of the Robin Hood thing going on. They know he's doing it just not to the extent its gone to. They find out later on that Phantom had been working with RH and his gang to sell off the items and most of the profits go to helping people. Other times he strait up gives jewelry and whatnot to children and working girls because "Everyone deserves something pretty, and even if its not your style you can keep it for a rainy day"
Phantom quickly gains a following and Danny doesn't even know about it. Clueless indeed.
19. Dannys main motivation in this is essentially just playing Cops and Robbers with Red Robin. Nothing else really matters to him. Not the robberies, not the fact he's working with a crime lord, not even his own safety matters much to him anymore. Hes readily zooming down the path of self destruction and Hood starts telling his family stuff, but only because he was genuinely worried about "Casper" crashing and burning.
20. No one knows why Phantom is fixated on Red Robin. He refuses to tell them. Red thinks its just because he's the smartest of the bats and he's not entirely wrong.
21. Danny legit started scheduling his heists with Tim to ensure they're both free after one couldn't make it too many times which blew the birds mind. Phantom must have been just that confident that he would always win. The bats eventually think Danny will stop stealing if RR isn't in the city for a long period of time. Danny more or less followed him and stole stuff from whatever city Tim was in. If there wasn't any museums or banks then Danny would steal a local landmark. Tim still wasn't sure how Phantom stole an entire building that one time but it had never been seen since.
22. Hood grows to be very protective of our favorite ghost boy. They bond and are actually really close. Danny admits he always wanted an older brother.
23. Tim goes off world for a while to see how Danny would react and Danny just...drops off the radar. No one knows where he is and after a week or two they start getting worried.
Tim returns after three months and Danny reappears two weeks after him with a tan and keepsakes from the places he visited on his vacation. Tim later screams into his pillow.
24. Tim has made it his personal mission to figure out who Danny really is, why he's fixated on him, where he came from, ect. Hes trying so hard but can't find anything. Its almost like he didn't exist before. Tim suddenly got an idea after Phantom accidentally got hit in the face and got a nosebleed. Tim saw green blood and immediately realized Danny might not even be human. Fortunately for our little ghost, he thinks he's an alien. A Martian specifically. Tim manages to snag a good sample from treating Phantoms wounds. Ghostboy was so focus on his core thrumming and mentally comparing it to his heart racing that he didn't even notice.
25. Tim later freaks out because the meta is freaking made out of Lazarus water.
The entire batfam was not happy to discover this and decided to work together to pressure Phantom into telling them what he was and what exactly he wanted.
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syxnewt · 3 months ago
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it does a vine boom any time he expresses interest in her it's so silly
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malenjoyer · 3 months ago
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WE'RE SO BACK
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hyperfixation-tangentopia · 6 months ago
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We are making Poor Life Decisions™️
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mad-serotonin · 9 months ago
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Take It Easy☀️
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