#it'll run a lot cheaper than the japanese

[meownotgood]

AKI SIGNED SP CARD AAAAH HIS VA'S SIGNATURE IS SO CUUUUUTE

[splatsvilles-fashionista]

Splatoon 3 Version 6.1 Patch Notes Breakdown

That time of the month again! Let's take a quick look at these together, and that part is actually important, because people have cross-referenced the Japanese and English patch notes and confirmed that there are several mistranslations in the latter, so stick with me as we roll through these!

This patch is heavily focused on balance changes, and outside of those, the only thing that isn't a bugfix is of course the Mincemeat Metalworks renovation. With that out of the way, let's look at the Main Weapon changes:

N-Zap gets two more damage, which makes it combo better with other sources of damage like the splash damage from the '85's Suction Bomb. There seems to always be a completely unnecessary Shooter buff in every patch nowadays, and this is the one this time, but it's at least balanced out by the fact that this weapon is also getting nerfed further down the notes, but we'll get there.

Dynamo Roller will now deal lethal damage in a wider spread than it did previously. Splat Roller got this buff a while ago and it was pretty good for it, so this is a definitive W for Dynamo mains everywhere.

Flingza Roller gets the exact same buff, plus a buff that cuts 5 white ink frames off its' vertical flick. Some nice quality of life for sure.

Inkbrush now moves faster, cheaper. Three percent doesn't sound like a lot, but I promise you that even such a small change is going to throw your aim off quite a bit, so get ready to get circles run around you in Clam Blitz even more than you already do.

The Brella gets 13% better ink efficiency off its shots, and that's quite a lot! Brella likes to play the long game and draw out fights, and most builds for it run a lot of Ink Saver Main as a result, so this should give it some more ability flexibility.

Undercover Brella can now... do full jumps while firing? I don't think this is a very impactful change, but it is neat, and I think if used properly could be a way to get more mileage out of your shield and avoid damage.

This is a mistranslation!

The first change is actually the complete opposite of what it says in the patch notes. They did not reduce Squeezer's ink consumption when tap-firing, but increase it, making the cost tap-shots 9% more. It'll also paint slightly worse when holding down the firing button, and considering how this weapon has been utterly dominant at all levels of play both of these changes are fair.

Ballpoint gets a small accuracy decrease in long-range mode, which frankly seems a bit uncalled for, because this weapon hasn't been on top of the metagame for a long time. At least it's also kind of a paint buff?

And finally for Main Weapon changes, Stamper gets its charge slash paint cut by 10%. Compared to the changes this weapon has been getting in the past it's a bit of a slap on the wrist, but it does in fairness paint really well, and Neo Splatana Stamper does put out a lot of Crab Tanks, so this isn't an unjust change.

After that comes two Special changes, and these are very interesting:

Wave Breaker will now immediately locate enemies upon being placed for a short while. They don't specify the range or time of the effect, but I have to imagine it'll be within the same area of effect as the Wave Breaker's Waves. Giving it an immediate effect is really cool to me, it makes me think of Splatoon 1's Echolocator, which Wave Breaker already kind of felt like a rework of to begin with.

THIS IS A MISTRANSLATION TOO AND IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE LAST ONE

Again, this change is the complete opposite, reading the text you'd think this was a nerf to Ink Storm, but it's actually a buff, because it makes you heal faster in Kid Form when inside your own team's Ink Storms. This is essentially completely unprecedented, as we've never had anything that messes with the health regeneration system like this before, and I'm very curious to see how it shakes out.

And finally we have the Points-For-Special changes:

Neo Sploosh, Forge Pro, Luna, Bamboozler, and Zink Mini all get their Points-For-Special cut by 10 (a change Forge has been begging for since it released, seriously starting it at 210p was completely unreasonable) while Slattershot, N-Zap '85 (here's that nerf I mentioned at the very top of the list), Tri-Slosher nouveau, and Heavy Edit Splatling get another 10p added to their Special charge.

Overall I think this is a pretty good patch that has some really interesting ideas in it, but there is also a very notable omission. They went after all of the most popular Tacticooler weapons, and increased their Special charge, except for Snipewriter 5H. Snipewriter has been skyrocketing in popularity in competitive player for its' ability to serve as paint support, long-range damage, and Tacticooler spammer, all at once, and it got completely overlooked here. I suspect that nanowrimo is coming early in the world of competitive Splatoon 3, because everyone is getting their pencils ready.

[the-firebird69]

The Little Dirtbike That Accidentally OUTSOLD Honda ( Hodaka)

We will accept the duty and we are the family of hodaka and yamaguchi and war and it is our bike it is awesome he says and we agree it's a small cc bike but used by everybody 49cc up to 250 cc just like the Chinese have been trying but we know how to build it so it works and we add horsepower not taking away they were ridiculous they stalled out a bunch of stuff and people are mad at them they're terrible they still put a new motor in they're so gross and asinine they can't stand them and finally came out with the expo Templar and the thing kick some butt and they said why didn't you do this the whole time and they don't know how to answer is terrible you look stupid as hell. That bike is selling like hotcakes but this one will sell like madness he suggested a couple things. To make the rear end go up a little bit and keep the rear shocks if it's cheaper and it is and put some mounting hardware there and to give it a little bit of a modern look but not extremely and to keep the Chrome tank for one of the models with chrome fenders and we thought that was very unique and to keep the names piece of the names are going to sell this thing like crazy and the patches and everything and when you buy one you get a starter patch kid with stickers for the particular model you buy and we agree with all that. We're going to have Street versions which will look really cool and on off-road versions and dirt versions and the dirt bike looks like they're dirt bike it's up higher and people love it I mean this this thing kick some butt for a small CC and it'll compete with the Templar. And other bikes that people are putting out that have power now the Japanese are nervous no we're Japanese. And we're going to open these all over the world and we're going to Captain it these are famous bikes but the reason why they're famous is they're inexpensive they work very well and the project got shut down and it was by bja and Daniel was the one who was shut down and he doesn't like him because of it and he wants in and we want him to be in we're going to put out a 125CC model and they're just a little bit bigger than you see Enduro it'll cost about 2100 but it won't be way up in the air and it's not the dirt bike model it's a true Enduro and these people are crazy they just take a dirt bike and put lights on it and tires and that's not what it Enduro is it's like our son's bike or call it super Moto they're lower to the ground they look different to make it ride better we're not going to change it not much and doing what he said will make it work better cuz he can sit in the middle and there's a lot of people who want these it's madness really and right now the United Kingdom is under siege and bja is a fool but he was going to do and it looks like he does his captutes leaders put them into combat but against infiltrators and they say he's a madman and he is and we can feret them out of there by doing that. And back to their people there's a reason to do that and that's to attack VGA but moreover we don't want him having the data or anything he is a gross a****** and yeah he took the museums and he combined them and put them in the UK and they're moving to the north and they're going to run their show they say and they have Queen Elizabeth II and others in the south they're going to leave there for now and Sherry is not in yet so you cannot lose the South that's what they're saying and we agrees that they're nasty and they're not that big pretty soon it'll be very small and all of them will start fighting to keep the place and all of them from the south and the North and all of them will be gone dead forever we're going to start marketing this bike and sell it and sure our son wants one and Hera says you're nuts to him it's a Japanese bike not Chinese

Mr and Mrs yamaguchi god and goddess of Japan

Mr and Mrs hodaka god and goddess of Japan and yeah these guys messed with each other and messed us up and we're tired of it. We have plans for bigger motorcycles and better ones and he wants us to come up with an electric and we're going to do that and when it works good and can withstand EMP and was possibly the alkaline they actually went better because the battery is not reactive people need it for real and we're going to go ahead and do that and we were part of the Kawasaki 90 adventure and the Suzuki both of them and we know how to do it it's a little bit Leary fighting on the road so I do know what he's saying and there's a way to check that out and we should he wants to do that too because he's an adventurer and right now he's having a doldrum because of this BGA and Capone

We are working with them on this and we have approved the whole project it's going forward right now Olympus and thank you for your effort