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HOW TO UNDRESS A GILBERT

GILBERT × R E A D E R VON OBSIDIAN

✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ WARNING 200% crack, 15% random smut. Please don't take anything here seriously, or literally, or as fact. WORD COUNT ~3000 AO3 clicky

MINORS / AGELESS BLOGS DNI

※　Due to the nature of Gilbert's outfit, it is strongly recommended that he be standing when you start.

STEP 1

The cloak has to go first. His gloves are skin-tight enough that they won't interfere with the removal of other articles beforehand (pun intended). The belt on the cloak attaches just above his left breast-pocket using a heavy-duty clasp.

Except just-kidding, that's a red-herring in case someone decides to unclasp his cloak in close-quarters-battle to use against him. Unfortunately, anyone fool enough to try will just be giving Gilbert the upper-hand.

To actually unfasten his cloak you have to sneak your hand under the cloak's collar where the other end of the belt disappears into. There's a hidden push-button clasp there. Gilbert isn't ticklish but he'll certainly pretend he is just to fuck with you.

The fur is attached directly to the collar of the cloak, so this is a one-and-done deal. Be aware that the cloak is extremely heavy and don't be afraid to just drop it on the spot and enjoy the beautiful WHUMP that it makes, like angel wings come to rest.

STEP 2

Your next stop is the secondary belt that crosses diagonally over his chest.

This belt is a mystery, and for reasons of national importance you are not permitted to know how to remove it. Gilbert must always be the one to remove this belt. I repeat. GILBERT MUST REMOVE THIS BELT HIMSELF. It's not just a simple single-pronged screw-clasp belt. Don't get cocky.

STEP 3

Now for his main belt. The plate buckle must be lifted half a centimeter towards you at a precise 180 degree angle so you can slide the leather through the hook on the plate's underside. You may consider doing this while cornering Gilbert against a wall. If you're feeling bold, advise him not to touch you until you're done. Before handling the buckle, you might angle his hips closer toward you by giving the strap a tug.

Don't tug on just the belt loop by itself because it'll throw you off-balance and put you in a vulnerable position for a sensual counter-attack. Unless you're wearing a hat that hides your ears for some reason. I mean Gilbert would just cutely headbutt the hat off you, but why did you bring a hat to this?

CAUTION. The outer edge of the buckle is lined with poison that activates by touch. The poison can penetrate any fabric except for the mysterious medieval nano-material that Gilbert's gloves consist of. This is why you'll never see Gilbert remove his belt bare-handed (though he has the antidote if he must; and yes, he'll try to convince you that the antidote must be administered mouth-to-mouth, but you must remain vigilant! Think about it: does that make any sense? No? Good. Gilbert was just testing you).

Yeah. It's probably best if you leave this belt to Gilbert too. But if he lets you borrow his gloves just so you can undress him, count yourself lucky. And if Gilbert gets you your own matching set of gloves, I mean that's basically a marriage proposal.

But wait, you say, remembering a thing. Didn't Gilbert stick his glove between his teeth that one time after presumably touching his cane?

No he didn't. That's not a CG that exists. What are you talking about? What wet-suitor collection event?

Fine, okay. Yes. That happened. The rain washed away the poison 💀

STEP 4

The mini-waistbelt. It may be thin, but it has a massive temper if you try to remove it. Would not recommend trying it if you value having a nose and teeth.

But since you've already come this far, the steps to remove it are as follows:

Pray.

Tell your loved-ones you love them, or have secretly hated them this entire time.

Place your left hand on Gilbert's right hip; make sure you have proper footing.

Place your right hand on the belt buckle like you're pinching a flaccid penis that is much, much, much tinier than Gilbert's flaccid penis.

Pray again in case you skipped step one.

Use your thumbnail to test the prong. Consider the materials, the craftsmanship, the German Engineering.

Hold your breath and rip the belt from his waist; he can always replace the belt.

Redeem your kiss from Gilbert, and for fuck's sake take off that hat.

If you trip over the discarded belt because you didn't throw it far enough away:

Please, I do insist you pray.

Try to trip directly onto Gilbert's chest so he can live out all of his otome fantasies. Let him commit your scent to memory.

It's okay to grab his cravat in the process because it won't loosen or tighten either way [see section on his cravat below]

It's not okay to grab his pants because no one wants to be pantsed by accident. Also Gilbert's pants don't come off that easy, so you'd just end up dislocating your arm.

If you trip into a natural, organic, Whole Foods fellatio-giving posture, take advantage of it. Gilbert's still wearing too many layers to give a proper, unimpeded blowjob, but just ghosting your mouth over the area with a hint of teeth will make him feel desirable.

Rub some sensual circles through the fabric of his pants; spell out your name with his last name appended onto it (Gilbert is a genius and he can easily-read any message you rub onto his shaft). His inner thighs, particularly past the adductor muscles back toward his glutes, are incredibly sensitive. Placing your palms against them and slowly fanning your fingers out while you nom on his bulge will quietly destroy him. Too bad you can't see his surprised-sprite-expression in the night.

STEP 5

At this stage you should be down to his military coat. You can ignore the epaulets and ropework and tasselry (unless you want to take a moment to mourn all the carnage they represent) because they're all directly attached to the coat.

If you find yourself tangled in the ropes in your attempt to free Gilbert's arm, don't worry. You have a few half-seconds before Gilbert ensnares you further and halts your honest undressing efforts with erotic tickling.

Use this time well. Consider using Gilbert's own cane to jam the insides of his elbows. The maneuver will both stop him and impress him. But also, do not actually do this, because his cane is coated in that same poison from before.

Why is there such a learning-curve to undressing this man? Don't worry though. Why? I don't know.

The coat itself requires extreme focus while unbuttoning. You don't have to go in order, but if you don't, you run the risk of becoming confused about which buttons you have or haven't touched. Gilbert's coat is what the common people refer to as an optical illusion, and what Clavis calls "an intellectual torture device". It is strongly recommended that you study the unbuttoning maneuver on a practice-coat.

And to be sure, at NO point is Gilbert going to help you on this one. You're screwed if you mess up. And Gilbert is going to enjoy every last second of it.

If by some stroke of luck you manage to get his coat off, please be kind enough to fold it and set it on his bed. You can also consider draping it over the window for some extra privacy, but imagine you're an Obsidianite soldier on the ground below and you see your boss's coat covering the window? You're gonna think to yourself, "Oh no, the boss is doing laundry in his room again. I should stop this before it escalates." There goes your hard-sought privacy.

STEP 6

Congratulations are in order because you have reached his shirt. Sure, there's a cravat with an extremely convoluted knot staring you in the face, but it's better than a clip-on tie, is it not?

I assure you, the knot hidden behind the brooch is not one to be trifled with. It even took Gilbert himself two tries to master it despite being the one to invent it. He wears this particular knot for its strength. It will not come loose or tighten unless someone knows what they're doing.

Despite betraying nothing beyond his evergreen smile, Gilbert is absolutely running out of patience by this point. So rest assured, because he'll gently take your hands in his and dance them through the steps of cravat-removal. Feel free to enjoy the "accidental" brushes against his chin and the skin of his throat. Chilly but sweet. This will be a welcome respite before the horror to come.

The horror being, you know that party trick with the endless scarves?

Good luck.

STEP 7

Gilbert's shirt, upon first-glance, resembles a normal shirt with normal shirt-like properties, such as a post-contemporary thread-count, invisible buttons, hidden seams, etc. It's somewhat loose-fitting but tapers beautifully into his waistband; so prettily in-fact that you might think clothed-sex would be a better option at this point.

But Gilbert didn't allow you to come this far so he could keep his cock behind enemy lines.

If you won't stop admiring his torso, he'll take your hands again and start biting each fingertip. If you're still dazed by his beauty afterwards, he'll switch your positions so that you're against the wall and his knee is against your sensitive bits pulsing pressure in a maddening upward motion.

To avoid this, you need to tear his shirt off. You need to free Gilbert's skin unto moonlight's stage at any costs. Hook your fingertips into the spaces between the buttons. Press your crotch against Gilbert's for leverage. If you need to lay down for this part, please do so.

The shirt will not be kind to you. The weave is too strong, the tensile-strength too god-like. You'll never know what it is to truly sweat until you go hand-to-shirt against Gilbert's spider-silk.

Gilbert for his part will do his best to offer moral support by rocking his hips upward into the warm crux where your bodies meet. Sure his pants are still in the way, but you'll never know a more loving gesture.

"You are not your shirt." You can try to whisper this to Gilbert to make him feel better about this whole ordeal. "You're my Gil. You are not your shirt."

The shirt has feelings too. So after you successfully remove it and have finished orgasming from Gilbert's languid dry-humping, please fold the shirt and place it on top of his coat. If his coat is over the window, place the shirt on the ottoman at the foot of his bed and give it two pats. We're all about aftercare here.

STEP 8

The thigh-garter. Quite possibly the most heavily-reinforced article this man wears. If it looks simple to your untrained eye, that is by design. It's meant to blend into his pants. If he were trying to flaunt it, his coat wouldn't have that suspicious, longer-on-one-side uneven cut.

Recoil? Poison? Child's-play. Gilbert himself nearly lost a hand the last time he went to remove the garter. The belt is made from a baffling and impossible weave of tiger-gut (died from natural causes) and coir fabric. That time Gilbert stole 100,000 coconuts off a Benitoitian beach was... not for the coir, but the discovery of such a useful byproduct was serendipitous and it was immediately put to use.

You need to incorporate this bit of trivia into small-talk with Gilbert while you attempt to remove the garter. It will take you 58 seconds, but those seconds will be the longest of your life. Your heartbeat will quicken and slow down and quicken again. Sweat will call your grip into question. The technique will require you to slide your finger into the space between the garter and the itchy indent on his thigh from where the garter has been digging into. Gilbert will bury his face into your shoulder and make the most precious moaning sound you've ever heard. He'll bite your shoulder, and he might break skin. The odds were against you from the start.

STEP 9

Could it be? Have you arrived at his trousers?

Are you beside yourself with frustration from being unable to distinguish the shape of his bulge because the fabric is so dark as to be formless velvet? Does it annoy you that the only way you can confirm how hard Gilbert is for you is by touching him? Do you see why this might be by design?

It was stated earlier in this guide that Gilbert's pants are difficult to remove. Not for him, obviously, but for his partner. Luckily the pants are easier to handle than his shirt was. You're probably still reeling from that harrowing episode, so now is a great time for a tea break while shirtless!Gilbert massages your thigh under the table.

You can ask him for some advice on how to proceed with his pants. Where are the buttons? There are no buttons? Is there some kind of waistband? No waistband? Really? That's interesting. How do you remove it, Prince Gilbert? What? Tongs? Oh, you're joking. You're not joking? What in the actual fuck.

He was asking you to pass the tongs so he could serve you a scone, but you didn't know that at the time, and accidentally took a pair of tongs to his hips.

Now. Two things here. 1) Obviously if a pair of dessert tongs posed any threat to Gilbert he'd not have let it so close into his territory. 2) But you happened to accidentally time it just as he'd timed a sneeze to appear more affectionate in your eyes. Sometimes the planets align for all the wrong reasons.

Don't worry; Gilbert's okay! The tongs were wooden and heavily-sanded and they glided over Gilbert's hip-bones like lip balm. Now would also be a good time to glide your lips over his hip-bones. Really, really enjoy that god-given architecture.

Next, you can try to pull him on top of you as you lay on your back across the tea table (please hurl everything off the tabletop beforehand). Stick two fingers into his nonexistent(?) waistband and trace your hands backwards away from you, lowering your palms into his pants as you go, so by the time you reach his backside you should be cupping his shapely ass. Massage it, knead it. You'll find his slacks will naturally drop a little to accommodate your roving hands.

Now, whereas Gilbert was the one grinding up against you in the shirt section, you must offset your handiwork here in the exalted pants section by grinding up against him. Hook your legs around his if you have to. Be a couple of sexy grapevines.

It's best to tease his pants lower and lower. Take your time and time will take you.

STEP 10

Gilbert's undergarments are a classified state secret. Don't worry; he took care of them before you even started.

STEP 11

HAHAHA SOMEHOW. Somehow you've made it this far without removing his boots. Somehow you removed his pants without removing his boots.

How? How did you do this? WHY did you do this? Do you like seeing Gilbert wearing nothing but his boots and his gloves? Is that your aesthetic? Do you imagine him sitting on his dark, moonlit, cobwebby throne like that, with one boot-ed leg over the other, cane held across his belly between the armrests as he watches you watching him?

Do you fancy breaching his lap and plopping down on his cock while he cups your ass with one hand and scrapes his gloved-fingernails down your spine? Do you like feeling his shoelaces press into your skin underneath because it's such a bizarre counter-texture to the sensation of his tongue gliding up your sternum? Does it make you hot when he grabs a fistful of your hair and tugs your head back so he can nuzzle your jawline while chuckling at all the mewling sounds you make? Are you about that friction? Do you like the squeaky sound of his boots as he bounces you up and down?

Just me? :')

Also what even happened to the cane in this scenario? Is it on the floor now? Don't trip, friends.

CONCLUSION

It was a long battle. There were some close-calls. You may have experienced multiple orgasms on the way. Sustained a gallery of lovebites. But Gilbert is now stripped bare, save for his gloves and eyepatch.

Most importantly, you're not dead from all the poison. Gilbert was kind enough to treat all the poison on him with rainwater beforehand, and he'll have made this clear to you from the beginning. This guide was lacking suspense amidst all the crack, and so that information was intentionally withheld.

The author of the guide recognizes that gloves add an extra layer of allure to intimate activities with Gilbert, so it is up to the reader if they wish to proceed with removal or not. The process is simple. You just take 'em off.

FAQ

What if I'm capable of removing his cloak while he's laying on it? More power to you. Don't let my limitations as a mere human be the standard by which you judge yourself.

Help. I want to try bondage with Gilbert, but the mini-waistbelt is the only viable option. Please don't forget his endless-scarves-infinite-cravat. Snip off whatever length you need. It'll grow back the deficit. The fabric is BDSM-certified.

The coat fell from the window. Run.

I took his boots off too early and now I can't enjoy the feel of his shoelaces on my ass. Put them back on him. Lace them with care. Don't just half-ass a lacing pattern like you used to do in grade-school. Remember: the pleasure you derive from his shoelaces is directly proportional to the artistry with which they are tied. Please hone your skills on a practice-boot if you are not confident. We all have to start somewhere.

Gilbert's moans are too cute. I couldn't get past the garter section. Feel free to take your tea-break early if this is the case. Talk about your concerns and listen to Gilbert's. Communication is key, and that tea was prepared with love.

Thank you for reading! If you found this guide useful, please consider hitting the reblog button ^^ I hope your time with Gilbert is extraordinary, unforgettable and magic.

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animeyanderelover · 3 years ago

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C, m, q and w for MinaKushi, Naruto and Gaara from the yandere alphabet, please? Anyway, thank you 💕

I already did C for Naruto before so I didn't do it in here again. But Gaara🥺. He's such a sweetie.

Tw: Yandere themes, unhealthy mindset, unhealthy relationship, possessiveness, obsessiveness, delusions, paranoia, overprotective behavior, manipulation

Yandere Alphabet

Minato Namikaze

Confession-How do they make their feelings visible? Would they ever confess and court their darling?

⚡He definitely makes his interest very obvious from the start. Being a Hokage is busy yet Minato is extremely determined to always have free time in his hands which he can spend with them. He literally just sometimes goes to the location where he knows the s/o, he's clingy as well, but manages to make it look not creepy because as soon as he's found you, he'll ask you if he can talk in private. Most of the time not about important stuff, just to know how have you been. Always smiles when he sees his darling, complimtenting them on how nice they look or when they finished something really important, glancing often at them with a soft look in his eyes and small invitations to just talk about old times and sometimes a nice present aren't rare too.

⚡Given the fact that Minato is a really handsome and charming man, it's probably not even that hard for him. Really though, you might just fall so naturally for him since he is caring, constantly informs himself about your well-being and in general is such a sweet man to have. His Kage status might just be a bit intimidating or you might be too shy to confess instantly, but that's what Minato will do in the end himself if you don't do it first. He's a bit on the romantic side and the imagination to confess to his darling and them hopefully saying yes is something he wants to do. Or his darling confessing to him, both would make him very happy. He might be a bit cheesy with it, but overall it'll be for both of you a happy memory later on.

Mask-Do they change their behavior after falling in love with their darling? Do they act differently around them than around other people?

⚡Going with the assumption that he knew his s/o since the Academy days, Minato stays the same, except that later on his feelings spin a bit out of his control. But he stays loyal, protective, caring, patient and honest to most things. Kushina, him and you were and are very close to each other and if you did attend Academy together with them, you three were basically unbreakable. Still though, falling in obsessive love changes his behavior a bit, though not very noticable. Mainly his clingy side gets to him and he has more troubles hiding his love with how affectionate he is.

⚡As the Hokage he has a duty to fulfill and the village is important to him, plus the people that live in there. The village itself is mostly only happy for their leader who has finally confirmed to be in a relationship of his darling, this was kind of obvious for many by now anyways. And hearing people congratulating the two of you makes Minato quite happy as well, seeing that everyone has accepted you quickly since he had slight worries. He still meets people with only politness, affability and the will to listen and understand, even if those people don't treat him the same. As long as no one affects you, he won't be strict.

Quick Witted-What might be signs for the darling to notice that they're Yandere?

⚡He differs from his son since his whole behavior isn't exactly the problem, he's aware and even if he isn't keen on having to lie to you about his not normal feelings, he sees it as needed. Minato can sometimes be overbearing and for that grows to be more controlling, combined with his power not the best thing. This tends to happen when something or someone stomped on his overprotective side too much and he can be very manipulative if he wants to be. This doesn't happen very often though and so something that might expose him, though less likely than the previous point, is simply that he is clingy. He does accept it if the s/o needs private space, but he sulks over it quickly, wondering where they are at the moment and what they do.

Wild card-Something really random around them?

⚡Already talking about him being busy with his tasks as Hokage, Minato values days where he can spend much time with his darling and do something with them that helps him relaxing more. This activity with him would be most likely cooking, he enjoys when he can prepare together with them dinner, breakfast or something entirely else. For that he sometimes just looks out for a nice receipe that he would like to try out with you or something that you wanted to try because it looked yummy. Even if it's something really simple, he genuinely prefers the food he can prepare together with you more than anything else.

⚡Even if this man is someone who can easily swoop his darling off their feet, it isn't very difficult to make him flustered either. It's actually even easier than someone might expect, this man can with simple affection from your side be reduced instantly to a slightly blushing and flustered yet extremely happy person. There was this one time where his darling placed his head on their lap and he basked in that moment, though with a visibly pink face. Doesn't want to show that he's embarrassed by such things too easily, but it's clear to you. But in certain situations where he had a long day or didn't see you in a while, he is ready to be more ridiculous in form of being whiny and more needy for time together, this grown ass man will literally act like a child in such situations.

Kushina Uzumaki

Confession-How do they make their feelings visible? Would they ever confess and court their darling?

🌶️Again going with the assumption that she knew her darling since a younger age, maybe because they were classmates. In that case Kushina makes her feelings from a very young age clear. Uzumakis are stubborn people which Naruto inherited from her so she quickly sets her mind that she wants it to be you with whom she grows old. Kushina constantly tags along with you, gets grumpy when you aren't around and I see her as someone who would be even as a friend very affectionate, throwing herself for a warm hug at you and as children she probably even held your hand in public often. Even as she gets older her affectionate side never fades away and no one can manage to make her smile like her darling can.

🌶️This is funnily something Kushina fantasizes often about even as a child because just like Minato she has a vein for romantic stuff and she gets more girlish when she plays it out in her head. But she still wants to wait until the both of you are older until she confesses and similar to Naruto and Minato for people it just becomes clear that at one point in time she will tell you her feelings for you. She wants to make it something special as well, prepare something nice for her darling and look for a location fitting for this event. On the chatty side so she will not hold back to gush a bit over how much she is thankful that she has you and what she loves about you. Not like her child is different.

Mask-Do they change their behavior after falling in love with their darling? Do they act differently around them than around other people?

🌶️In young age she was more aggressive and hostile towards others since she was bullied for her unusual red hair and it makes people stare a bit. So the first time she caught you staring she snapped at you, believing you thought of it at strange as well. It isn't until she sees how her darling defends her against the bullies and tells her that her hair is so pretty that her hostile behavior melts away like ice cream. From that moment on she is much more open and welcomes their presence, admiration and love making her in no time the affectionate and sweet lover she is today.

🌶️If we're talking again about her younger years then yes. Except for Minato and her darling she never really opened up like that and she never had that sort of relationship with anyone else. But growing up eventually made her soften up and deal better with everything and she was accepted at one point, making her polite and friendly with people. That of course only counts for people who are polite to her and her darling because if she was to ever meet someone who badmouths her or her darling, her temper quickly the better of her, so much more if someone is daring to insult the s/o. But naturally she's much more intimate with everything with her darling than with anyone else and actually she feels like she's only truly happy when she is with you.

Quick witted-What might be signs for the darling to notice that they're Yandere?

🌶️Not sure if you can count her temper since this is something she always had on her since her child days. Maybe thanks to that it's easier to brush her yelling the ears of others full when they did something wrong to her s/o, her scary anger isn't something new. She isn't very aggressive and manipulative either nor too delusional. Maybe her slightly possessive side and the cliginess coming alongside with it can be a sign, how she always tags along when you're with someone she views as a risk or overall desires to be near you. But even that could be hard since she is a tame Yandere.

Wild card-Something really random about them?

🌶️Once her darling starts complimenting her hair often, Kushina makes it a point to take good care of it and do something to make it look even prettier. She loves it when you say that you love her red hair, the very thing she was always made fun of when she was younger. Pretty hair clips, hair ties and whatever else she can find, she'll try it out and the easiest way to bring a huge smile on her face is noticing what she did and let her know that it looks good. Gladly accepts such gifts from you as well and once you give her a hair clip, she'll use it as often as possible.

🌶️If her darling happens to have a female anatomy as well, Kushina enjoys taking baths together or visiting bath houses and hot springs. She feels comfortable to be fully nude in front of her darling and just relax in a tube filled with hot water that soothes sore muscles, so much more after an exhausting day. Similar to Minato she makes this a small ritual her darling and her do together at least once a week. It won't end in anything sexual, just so you know, this is just to share a few good hours together and she wants her darling to soap her hair, they're the only one she allows to take care of her hair. Also, a head massage is perfect to get rid of any negative thoughts.

Gaara

Confession-How do they make their feelings visible? Would they ever confess and court their darling?

🐼Usually as calm, distant and emotionally not very expressive, Gaara can not really seem to hold this mask once he's succesfully smitten with the s/o. Instead he becomes easily nervous, flustered and so unable to act normal to the point where his siblings will have to help him a bit. Since he is such a bashful mess when he his darling gets too close, surprises him or does something nice for him, it gives away how he feels very easily, especially since Temari and Kankuro are willing to lend their willing hand, nudging him and his darling to be closer to each other. His care and paranoia seeps from time to time through him, especially is his darling is a shinobi and has to go on a more dangerous mission.

🐼For a long time he can really only imagine how nice that would be, confessing to the love of his life, but he's afraid of a rejection. He is aware that he didn't have a good reputation in the past and that you might still be iffy about him. He has no real idea how to confess either, he didn't have a normal childhood and was those past few years focused on earning the trust of the villagers and to be a good Kazekage. So he doesn't even know where to start, he only has a vague idea of what he kind of can imagine for a confession. Once again, Temari lends him a hand if he wants her to help, but it doesn't erase the fact that he'll be on jittery nerves once he tells his darling his feelings.

Mask-Do they ever change their behavior after falling in love with their darling? Do they act differently around them than around others?

🐼At first he has more of the usual polite yet strict behavior when he meets his darling at first. He cares for the people in the village a lot, but he always keeps his cooler side to him. He has a significant change the moment he comes to realize that he has fallen in love badly, it changes everything for him. Initially he really tries to act the same as before so he isn't too easily to read, but somewhere along the lines he fails. Feels highly embarrassed for it since he isn't able to act normally. His siblings reassure him that it's fine, though indeed very embarrassing and amusing to watch from the sidelines.

🐼Due to how easily he can be flustered when with you, he behaves already because of that differently. Additionally he thinks as the Kazekage he should at least be able to behave like a mature person around other people and not like he is when you're with him. The citizens think of this really only as adorable and cherish his darling for making Gaara so happy though. They tell him that often as well that they all celebrate the fact that he finally confessed to his darling. It makes Gaara feel truly appreciated. But he's never really able to act the same around others and show his more shy nature, he melts in his darling's presence.

Quick witted-What might be signs for the darling to notice that they are Yandere?

🐼Together with Naruto Gaara is from those four easier to spot for his questionable actions. At first he really only looks like your typical cold boy who falls in love and it turns out that in reality he is very shy and adorable under his cold facade. And even if he isn't as delusional as Naruto is, he is very paranoid and possessively clingy. Granted, his insecurities let him hesitate often. But especially as the partner of a Kage Gaara fears someone might target you and if there is something that might hint you're in possible danger, he shows his paranoia much more clearly and in the worst case possible he'll lock you away for safety reasons. Additionally can become downright terrifying if someone acts out of line with the s/o.

Wild card-Something really random about them?

🐼His darling and him live in a desert and at one point when he moved in with them, he decided he wanted for more visual affect plants in the house and even if one of his hobbies is cultivating cacti, he wanted flowers in the house. He just thought it would look nice. So one day when his darling came home, he had already managed to somehow put a few pots with flowers on some places in the house and in the end he did decide to count in some cacti as well. Got kind of anxious when you only looked confused at first before realizing that he was waiting for your reaction and told him you liked them. Watering plants is a small stress reliever for him as well.

🐼He doesn't mean to sound like he doesn't trust others with his darling, but he really feels the most relaxed when he knows that on missions at least one of his siblings is with the s/o or that they're currently with them when he has to do his own busy work. Next to you his siblings are the closest people that live in Sunagakure and even if those three didn't get along when younger, now they all are on terms like siblings should be. Kankuro and Temari are still kind of teasing because they look for stories you might have to tell where Gaara was once again unable to behave normally because of you so they can poke a bit fun at him later on about it.

Naruto Uzumaki

Mask-Do they change their behavior after falling in love with their darling? Do they act differently around them than around other people?

🍜As long as his darling isn't someone who endangered his friends, Naruto would be his usually positive and optimistic self. It is rare for him to really hate someone, not the best idea to make him in the first place. But thing is that once Naruto has gained his obsession and delusions, it becomes very clear to everyone that he's got it bad. He does change his behavior a bit, but not significantly. He merely becomes much more clingy, attentive and starts asking around for good advices on how to approach and charm you. Especially if we're going with the scenario that he already loved you when he was younger, he would have always made you his no.1 and tried to impress you.

🍜It of course doesn't change the fact that he has friends with whom he also spends time, though it's rare to see him without you by his side since he nearly always tags along with you when he can. Granted, he doesn't really like sharing despite his more nice personality, he's protective and a bit possessive as well. His darling is still his most important person and if they should happen to have a very friendly relationship with one of his friends, especially with a boy like Kiba or god forbid even Sasuke, he gets more hostile. Those are still only his friends, around others he becomes more of a menace and jealous mess when he's provoked enough.

Quick witted-What might be signs for the darling to notice that they're Yandere?

🍜I actually think that it might be a bit more easier to uncover his obsession with the darling if a closer look to his delusions and protectiveness is taken. Naruto is persistent with his belief that his darling at one point returns his feelings and they were to observe how he reacts if they reject him, instantly suspecting hard circumstances, people or their own shyness for this. There is a difference between just being stubborn or being really delusional with something to the point it's creepy and unfortunately Naruto is the latter. Something that might be brushed off first, but is a valuable clue as well is his bad temper and the jealousy coming with it and his nearly unbearable clingy and affectionate behavior.

Wild card-Something really random about them?

🍜It sounds really pitiful to say so, but next to the reason that Naruto just naturally makes friends quickly with people, he befriends your friends so he can make sure that no one of them wants to try something with you. Naruto is maybe on the slightly paranoid side as well and even if he is in the belief his darling returns his love, it doesn't mean he trusts others to accept that. You're so gorgeous after all. Not even his own friends are exactly safe from that, though with them Naruto is less intense. But he isn't above suspecting and interrogating them either. The only friend he really does trust is Sakura since she's been through so much with him. Also, just as much as Sasuke can't stand his darling talking or admiring Naruto, for Naruto it's the same with Sasuke.

🍜Since his hobby is pranking others, he wants to try to get his darling into pranking someone at leas once with him. Of course he gets a bit more mature throughout the years, but he's never fully able to completely get over his prankster side. He sometimes pranks his own darling as well, though only when he thinks it might help them emptying their mind for a bit or that it would cheer them up. Otherwise he much rather prefers spending affectionate time with them instead of making them mad. And since his darling will be one way or another close with Sakura, if she hears Naruto startled you with one of his stupid pranks even if it wasn't intended, he'll have to run for it.

#yandere naruto #yandere naruto shippuden #yandere minato namikaze #yandere minato #yandere kushina #yandere kushina uzumaki #yandere gaara #yandere naruto uzumaki

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aceissour · 2 years ago

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Warning this kind of turned into a rant so tdlr life's been shit, my health is shit so writing has been difficult (I ain't no A03 I don't got that type of magic). I'm sorry that the stories are so backlogged. Update i post one of the backlogged stories and sorta fixed up this post.

Hi I'm back logged on stories as I said before. I bring this back up because something has changed I am still in school but I haven't actually gotten most of the days because my body has been acting up.

See ,ever since I was 10-ish probably before that (I don't remember much before that) I would get random bouts of excruciating pain that might be a slight over statement but really bad pain. Sometimes it'll be in my leg, other times my stomach. Right now, I am experiencing even more vertigo, my limbs will start to feel like they're giving out on me, I started to pull(?) my muscles more, and I'll get muscles spasms. overall just a lot of shitty shit.

Most doctors write it off as anxiety or very simple things like a stomach bug. anyways I take the medication they give me for my anxiety my other mental health issues, I limit my acid/lactose intake, and do everything they tell me to but still there's pain. Sure doing what they said helped but it didn't make it go away it is very fucking obvious that there is a deeper source problem than just anxiety, a stomach bug, food intolerances but they've never taken me seriously.

Due to the pain I have to deal with I have only gone to school for 1 6/8 days. I can't even get checked out if I wanted to(which I do because despite how other doctors have been, I still have hope) I can't because we don't have Tricare right now well we should have it soon hopefully by tomorrow but that's army shenanigans.

Point is couldn't/can't get checked out so miss a whole bunch of school probably going to give up on going to high school and switch back to homeschool if the doctors can't find out what the fuck is wrong with me because I'm not about to miss a whole bunch of class and get in trouble because of an illness I can't control.

Thank you all for listening to my rant I will try my best to finish writing the things in my inbox. I know one of them is super old and I am extremely sorry about that but as you just read above life's been shit and I don't have the magic of an AO3 author.

Update: I'm doing online school now and things have only gotten worse but i uploaded one story from my drafts :p. Also try to kinda fix this up but still keep the ranty nature of it cuz shit is shitty idk what you want me to say.

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sour-n-salty-citrus · 3 years ago

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Do you have any hopes for the season finale? I saw in another ask, you described the dynamic between rick and morty this season as "very weak, distant, and downright frankly boring" and I completely agree with you! I hope that, because this is most we'll see rick and morty interacting this season, it'll have at least a few moments of what makes their dynamic so interesting to watch.

(Ok i started airing my grievances with this season, which ended up being... long, so skip this paragraph (starting at / / /) to get to my thoughts on the finale)

Oh gosh I remember that ask (I think-). And yeah, maybe I'm being a bit overly critical. I'll probably look back on this season with retrospect, and a kinder, fonder view. Ik androgynousblackbox (think thats right) made a great point about it being the season FOR rickorty shippers. And sure, I agree on some bits, like Rick acting all pissy and partying the way you would if your ex got with someone new in the planetina ep. Overall though, i think my problem lies in that I was enjoying more individual moments than episodes themselves, especially the middle three. For example- Amortycan Grickfitti. Like, I really liked the idea of the Ship getting on a crazy adventure with Summer and Morty (and Chutback). I like the idea of a Beth-Jerry-Rick adventure. But put together, it's just kinda... meh? You know? I liked the first half of the Thanksgiving special... but it kinda dragged on after that. I get that they want to give other characters (particularly female ones) more attention, which is completely understandable and i encourage it(!) but I can't help but find it underwhelming. Like, Summer in the voltron ep was like- girl how are you STILL vying for Rick's attention! He's the worst! Haven't we done this already? (I will say though I ADORE how far Beth has come, props to her for continuing to seeing through her dad's BS. I was worried the character would relapse into a more typical s1/s2 Beth, and I'm glad she didn't). Some of these plots, funnily enough, seem more fitting of the comics (they actually had a voltron parody already). Fun and entertaining for two or three-something issues, not so much a 22 minute episode. i think most of my complaints come from the dynamic between our titular characters- ok, I know I'm very biased (I mean you can see it), but I came to the show primarily for their relationship. It doesn't even feel drama-fueled, just that they kinda... can't be arsed. I'm torn because on the one hand, they're unhealthily codependent and this separation is probably a good thing, but on the other... it doesn't feel natural? I'm not sure if that's the right word- it's like, season 4 had them practically joint at the hip, but all that's suddenly flung out the window. It just kinda feels like this "i got better things to do" vibe from both of them and its strange. The only time they both got a solo adventure (I'm classifying "solo" as an adventure where they spent a significantly large portion of time together, without the other family members) was in the sperm ep and Thanksgiving ep. And, well, in the Thanksgiving ep Morty felt like a side character in his own show, and the sperm ep... um. Yeah. I don't think it's AS bad as people were saying, but I was cringing the whole time (the second hand embarrassment for Morty was so strong I had to turn off the episode multiple times and return to it. It's just like- godammit MORTY). And I think there's good reason those two seemed to be the most disliked episodes overall. They're the ones RaM spend the most time together and it's... meh. Meh? Meh. I don't mean to say the season overall is bad (it has loads of good points, and its amazing for Smith family as a whole) just that if we're talking specifically about the dynamic between these two? Yeah, I wouldn't recommend a single episode from this season so far to use as an example of their relationship.

/ / /

There's one thing this season has been pretty good at, though. And it's showing us what happens when Rick is alone.

And that brings me to the finale.

"Who is Rick without Morty?"

Well... we already know the answer to that. Pathetic. Sad. Lonely.

This season has been phenomenal in humbling Rick. (And trust me I'm happy for it- every time someone beats the crap outta this shitty old man I'm like YES!!! IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES!). Ep 1 had his "nemesis" clearly besting him, ep 2 had Beth making constant digs (love her) and overall pointing out his extreme callousness and cruelty towards even himself(ves). Ep 3- when Morty shows interest in a girl and ditches him (like seriously it's not like he's moving out, chill) he immediately goes on a bender and develops a deep attachment to the first person he can (wearing yellow, funnily enough). Ep 4, he devotes himself to becoming an "honest man" for his new child, only for it to instantly be taken away from him. Ep 5 highlights how RICK is the asshole for making fun of and taking advantage of someone well-meaning and honest, if "simple", and how literally not cool that is. Ep 6 has his crazy rivalry with the president, and they both get smacked down a couple pegs for that. Ep 7 shows what happens when he allows himself to get carried away, and that he can end up driving everyone else away in the process (lucky they still wanted to save his ass when he needed them). And episode 8? Hooooo boy. Episode. 8. We see a direct parallel in Birdperson with Morty, and the whole "Rick and [insert] 100 years!" Rick has few people he cares about, arguably only one or two that he truly devotes himself to, but when he does, boy does he go HARD. We see younger Rick, optimistic, energetic, friendly and hopeful. And we see all of that crushed in minutes. Rick is desperate for a companion, someone to see the stars with. He needs someone there, someone he can trust and rely on to stay. Someone like Morty. So without Morty, who is Rick?

No one.

And the thing is, Morty doesn't need Rick anymore. Not like Rick needs him. In season 1, Morty was this bright-eyed kid who was new to the cosmos and the multiverse, who needed his grandpa there with him as they explored all these places together. But that's not him anymore. That's not them.

The promo has Morty using the portal gun to go somewhere w/o Rick's permission (i like to think it's boob world lol). It doesn't matter to me as much where he's going, as much as he's doing it alone. He doesn't just not need Rick there, he doesn't want him.

(Also correct me if im wrong but I've missed that sweet portal gun so much. I think the last ep was like- the first time this season we saw it).

Morty's response to Rick? "Replace me!". And wow. Wow. WOW. Morty doesn't give a FUCK! I think Rick thinks that because he's so smart, that he can offer so much, that Morty will come crawling back, and I don't think he will.

Hopes for the finale! Hmm. I mean, I definitely hope "evil" Morty makes a reappearance, haha. I think we all do tbh ;). I want to see some Morty development too, this season has been very Rick-centric (not that there's anything wrong with that!) so I wanna see what's in store for Our Boy. I really hope we get to see the Citadel again, and see the state it's in, but I doubt it. We know something super big is in store, it's just a question of what? Other hopes I have is some Summer + Beth action (please let them team up Im BEGGING) and Jerry too ahaha. I'd love if some other side characters made an appearance as well. Oh- I'm definitely expecting a dramatic cliffhanger at the end of the first half leading to the second half, with the kind of angsty music that leads into the credits (pls that shit is so good (OH WAIT imagine if it was like, for the damaged coda, but like- the chopin version or smth so it could be more subtle maybe bruhhhh)). Ok haha, maybe that's asking too much, the writers made it clear in the story train ep that they weren't gonna do that big dramatic showdown (... unless 👀). Oh, I'd also love some Premium Angst too, like someone getting kidnapped/nearly dying (like ACTUALLY nearly dying). These stakes better be so damn high I could spear a man on them! OH, also I remember androgynousblackbox (is that right? I hope it is) mentioned something along the lines that they could be driving Rick and Morty apart this season in order to have them come back together stronger than ever in an explosive finale, which, I'm strongly hoping for myself.

Thanks if you made it this far! If you have any thoughts on or hopes of your own for the finale please feel free to share! :D

#ohmygod im sorry #i rambled way too long #akdjsksaksn #someone needs to take this phone away #also AGAIN im not shitting on s5 as a whole i actually quite like it #its just the RaM dynamic thats lacking #but again that could be intention so ig we'll see #RaM #rick and morty #meta #?#long post #citrus speaks #oh wait i should probably tag to be safe #rickorty mention

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imagining-in-the-margins · 4 years ago

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I'm here! Finally answering these Anon Asks!

1. It is real (for now) 😅 It'll be very different than before - exclusive to Paramount+, not including all of the original cast*, only 10 episodes, and will be focused on one case rather than a procedural.

* The main S15 cast was invited back. Kirsten is not returning, and I think Daniel Henney will be busy on his new show. Matthew mentioned not really wanting to, but he was willing to reconsider. Paget and Joe have been very vocal supporters of the reboot, but Paget has been calling for fans to support her in negotiations.

We'll see. Not much has been decided yet. You can read more here.

2. You're my favorite and I hope you get all the hugs and kisses you desire, friend 😚

3. Yeah... I really blame the writers. They clearly wanted her to be some weird, stereotypical "spunky" girl. But, naturally, the writing team is riddled with misogyny and a deep misunderstanding of women, lmao. RLC is an amazing actress. I don't know what she could have done to save that mess of a character.

I really think her character was unnecessary on top of all of that. Spencer's final arc was about how he spent his whole life basing his worth and purpose on the women in his life (his Mother, JJ, Maeve, Cat). Date Night would have been a lot more meaningful if, after he got closure with Cat, he realized that he was still his own person, and would continue to exist after she was gone, and that he was going to be okay.

They could've done something great... but, alas...

4. Awe, of course! Like I mentioned before, I am planning on collecting Dad!Spencer fics to post on Father's Day. I hope that they all comfort you and reassure you that, even though your Father failed you, there are still so many people who will love and appreciate you, and we want you to know it!

5. So, there is a sequel to the book (which I have not read!) where he ends up in a remarkably similar situation. Here is the summary:

A month after narrowly surviving the most harrowing night of his life, Chip Taylor is living in a seedy, pay-by-the-week motel in a sleepy coastal town in Florida. He still has most of the 68 grand he and his crazy ex-girlfriend stole back in Tennessee, but he's a man living at loose ends, directionless and without a plan. He's drinking too much and surrendering to too many of the same temptations that landed him in so much trouble in the first place. It isn't long before Chip finds himself wrapped up in another nightmarish descent into bloody madness and chaos. And this time his survival is more in doubt than ever.

That is, obviously, super depressing, lmao. Probably realistic, too, honestly. I personally like to believe that he got a decent job and lived a modest life. He met a very sweet person that treated him well. He got therapy and spent the rest of his life being perfectly mediocre and happy about it. But to be honest, I haven't thought about it a lot!

6. Angst is a category of literature, although the term is usually used exclusively in fanfiction. Here is a simple definition from Urban Dictionary that, I feel, summarizes it well:

An adjective describing a situation or literary piece which contains dark, depressing, angry, and/or brooding emotions from the participating characters.

7. Ugh, I'm so sorry that you had a bad experience. Medications can be so hard. For you for take steps, even in such a state, to try to self-soothe is extremely impressive and you should be proud of yourself!

I'm glad you exist, too, and I'm so happy to hear that my mindless Spotify collections provided you some comfort in such an awful time.

I hope you have a wonderful day, too. Long-term medication regimens are seriously exhausting, and you are doing a great job. Keep it up, friend! You deserve so much happiness in life, and I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself the best you can.

8. [NSFW] Hi friend! I can't say much on this subject, as I'm not a lesbian myself, but I do want to assure you that I've heard other lesbians, gay men, and aroace people express similar sentiments!

The truth is, to me, erotica is completely different aspect of enjoyment than the physical acts of sex. There are many things I enjoy reading or watching that I would never engage in physically. When you view erotica as a form of expression, separate from the expression of physicality, you might find that the true divide isn't the gender of the characters, but the emotions and connections established.

TL;DR, I'm very sorry you're feeling confused, but I know a ton of lesbians who enjoy reading het erotica, and you shouldn't necessarily feel like you are less valid of a lesbian because you like erotica works (written predominantly by women, mind you!).

Also, if your friends mock you for reading fanfiction, they kind of sound like jerks. There isn't much difference between fanfic and published works such as Outlander, which have remarkable success. You could always just say you read that (the smut scenes are, IMO, significantly less cringy in Outlander than other mainstream erotica, such as 50 Shades).

I hope that you get some relief from the frustration you're feeling. If you decide that you're bisexual and just heavily lean to women, I am happy to celebrate that with you, but I'm just as excited to celebrate if you decide that you are still a lesbian! 💕

Best of luck, friend. I'm happy you're here no matter what ☺️

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holosoftheoldrepublic · 3 years ago

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I posted 74 times in 2021

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For every post I created, I reblogged 1.0 posts.

I added 63 tags in 2021

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#her hair is dumb but i kinda like it and it makes her feel more star warsy anyways

My Top Posts in 2021

You ever play one of the classes for so long and associate the voice with that particular toon so that when you play another toon of the same class you just sit there going "wait a minute this voice doesn't fit you at all!" or is that just me

18 notes • Posted 2021-07-12 19:57:12 GMT

I keep having to remind myself that Korriban is actually cold.

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I didn't go into this game expecting to ship anyone but goddamn it happened again.

I know it'll probably not go that way canonically because JeDI CAn't fORm ATTachmENts but that will not stop me from thinking they're hella cute.

61 notes • Posted 2021-08-11 06:53:22 GMT

BioWare really needs to shorten the length of these flashpoints. Or put in less mobs. Or make them squishier. Or something.

Vanilla flashpoints were fun. You could get them done quick and easy if you knew what you were doing, and they weren’t made specifically to screw over snipers/gunslingers because fuck me and my sniper main who’s major abilities need to be set off in cover.

Stationary cover.

Hard to do when there’s 500 different AOs being shot off that you need to avoid cuz they do huge damage.

I digress.

Currently in the middle of the Spirit of Vengeance flashpoint and I am. So. Bored. I am so tired of flashpoint focused updates. You get like 5 seconds of story and then you’re sitting there plinking off tiny bits of health from trash mobs that have way more health than they justifiably should, but I can’t just skip them because they’re mandatory for any future story content.

At least in vanilla I could just ignore the flashpoints if I couldn’t be bothered and just wanted to get to the story. Now the flashpoints are the story. Ugh.

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Companion Cooking

Haven’t done one of these in a while so let’s goooo

Jedi Knight

T7-01: … he’s a droid, leave him alone!

Kira: She can make a mean cup noodle.

Doc: He can’t cook much, but he has the basics down fairly well.

Rusk: Exists on rations. Can maybe brew a hot drink but that’s about it.

Scourge: He can… but it’ll be super basic with no flavour and not appealing at all.

Jedi Consular

Qyzen: You probably wouldn’t want to eat it if you’re not one of the lizard people.

Tharan: Dude could burn water. Great with a chemistry set, terrible in the kitchen.

Zenith: Nothing fancy, but he can also make (almost) anything edible.

Iresso: A real roast-and-potatoes kind of guy. Simple but delicious.

Nadia: She can’t cook worth a damn at the start, but she does her research and is making the tasty meals of her homeland.

Republic Trooper

Aric: Also exists on rations, but can cook a mean steak.

Elara: She’s not experimental so there’s nothing special about what she makes, but it’s tasty enough.

M1-4X: He’s a droid, and also he would probably set the entire ship ablaze somehow anyways.

Vik: It’s edible, but only to him.

Yuun: He’s a great cook. For his people. You’d probably rather not touch it.

Smuggler

Corso: Very down-home, simple fare that’s hearty and giving you the caloric intake you need for working the farms or shooting separatists all day.

Bowdaar: If you give him the chance to hunt down some wild game, he will make you an excellent dinner.

Risha: Very good at finding other people to make food for her.

Akaavi: She can make anything out of anything, and it’ll be extremely flavourful with all manner of natural herbs and spices.

Gus: Do NOT let this walking disaster in the kitchen unless you want to no longer have a kitchen. Or a ship.

Sith Warrior

Vette: Knows how to cook all the Twi’lek specialties as part of connecting herself to her culture. Tastes delicious.

Quinn: The best cook. Knows how to do everything. Grinds his own spices, the weirdo.

Jaesa: As part of her various trainings, she can make a variety of simple but filling meals. If LS, will probably continue learning from Quinn. DS doesn’t give a crap.

Pierce: Guy knows how to make the weirdest shit in the weirdest of ways (radiator Mac and Cheese, anyone?).

Broonmark: He eats raw meat with no seasonings.

Sith Inquisitor

Khem: I don’t think you’re getting anything edible out of this guy.

Andronikos: He’s very good at putting a ready meal in the microwave and knowing exactly how long to cook it for to be perfect.

Ashara: Her lack of patience means everything she can make is doable in under five minutes.

Talos: Makes the absolute best tea out of anyone. Has a family roast recipe that has been passed down five generations, but it always comes out really dry when he makes it.

Xalek: Of course he can cook, what sort of warrior would he be if he couldn’t make his own meals?

Imperial Agent

Kaliyo: Burns almost everything but insists it “adds flavour” and eats a few bites while you’re looking then tosses it out and orders out.

Vector: Was a fairly decent cook before the joining, but bugs don’t really have an appreciation for fine cuisine so it’s atrophied a bit.

Lokin: Eats the weirdest shit even before infecting himself with the rakghoul plague, but it someone comes out alright. Don’t trust him about the ingredients, though.

Raina: Can somehow make the field rations taste good decent. Probably the best cook on the Agent’s ship.

Scorpio: If she cared to she could be a master chef. But she doesn’t.

Bounty Hunter

Mako: Too busy with her HoloNet research and running around, just makes herself a cup noodle and calls it a day.

Gault: He likes the finer things in life, and has become the master of either getting someone else to pay for it… or the ol’ dine-and-dash.

Torian: An amazing cook. Knows the best seasons for hunting game, seasonal vegetables, and herbs.

Blizz: Is very good… and disassembling some poor shmuck’s oven.

Skadge: He’s as likely to throw you into the fire as to cook anything in it.

KotFE

Lana: She’s decent enough, but she has bigger concerns.

Theron: He learned many things being raised by a Jedi. Cooking was not one of them.

Koth: The master of throwing stuff in a pot and hoping it all works together. It usually does.

Senya: Her focus has been on other things. Could probably make scrambled eggs.

Arcaan: You know this man has never cooked a day in his life.

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saltysmoothie · 3 years ago

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13 & 41 for Serendipity, 45 for Chantrell and maybe 15 for Nico? :3c

Oh man what!!! A real demon incan- oh, oc question. That's just as exciting, I can work with that >:)

All under the cut!

Serendipity

13. Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

She is, actually! Now she isn't afraid of cuts, blood being drawn, or specifically, the sight of blood itself. She's more afraid of gashes and scrapes, no matter how insignificant they are they always just kind of stress her out. You know how you can fall into the dirt or off your bike if you're riding it and get kind of a larger bloody scrape or series of bloody scrapes that aren't too bad but they're big enough to cause concern anyways? Yeah. That shit makes her panic really bad, even though it's typically not that big of a deal. She's been asked to help with those kinds of gashes before and it just caused her to panic more than the person who actually got hurt. She is really bad with that kind of attention to someone else's injuries, don't ask her to help if you have that kind of issue.

41. Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

This one's kinda fun because with Serendipity and Good Karma as individuals, it could go either way at either extremes... Serendipity thinks that she should always work to get what she wants, she's pretty nervous and struggles with focusing on her needs and desires, so from that angle it's been pretty rough for her. On the other hand, you have Good Karma, who is completely emblazoned by having powers and all else that comes with having a powerful separate identity, and it just makes her overconfident in a way. Good Karma knows what she wants, and she's going to make it everyone else's problem. She definitely feels she deserves what she wants, and this partially leads to her having to learn to having to curb that confidence and understand that while yes, it is good to be confident in stating what you need and desire, sometimes problems or things that get thrown at you need to be solved by working at it. This balance between her identity as Serendipity and her identity as Good Karma that actually helps her down the line to learn that yes, working to get what you want is fine and good, but sometimes you need to speak up or kick some ass to get it! (Who knew being a magical girl who fights demons could function as a job that gives free therapy.)

45. What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

Chantrell has thought about this one a lot, I'm very sure. As a Circle of Spores druid the issue of mortality doesn't phase her as much as it would have maybe when she started her journey as a druid, death to her is as natural as it comes. She theorizes that due to her relationship with her spores magic, if death does come for her, it'll be simple and clean, the fungi will take care of her like they have throughout her time that she was alive. And that doesn't tear her up or anything, in fact it kind of sets her at ease. Knowing that she works on and believes in so extensively will claim her as well is bit of an odd comfort, but a comfort nonetheless.

15. Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Hmm... can't say I think they would be! At least presently, I can say they've got some other stuff on the mind that isn't concerned with either of those... And even if they were to be more concerned with either, they'd probably be HORRIBLE with spending wisely so they trust other people to help make good decisions when buying, and at worst I think the most involved they've gotten into material possessions is just trying to care for books to ensure they don't get damaged in their hellscape of a household back at home. I don't mean that literally it's just kind of chaotic there and they get mad when someone uses a book for dumb shit, like uuuhhh a coaster. Why do that.

#self-aware-mushroom #ask game #oc meme #ask meme #my ocs #dnd #ask #answered #serendipity #serendipity donner #good karma #chantrell #chantrell detritus #nico #nico talravi #thank yoU FOR THE ASK JAY IM SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO IT;;;;#god what good questions for dippy. i took awhile for these but i knew EXACTLY how she about that stuff #same with chantrell :3c

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pupvivi · 5 years ago

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unfollowed by mistake trying to send an ask smh. anyway are werewolf au 97 line affected by the full moon, do they fully transform for example? Does chuu get to see, does she get scared or fascinated? I imagine communication is important in their pack so I can't imagine them excluding her like that even if she's not turned (yet)

They absolutely do transform and wouldn't want to exclude Jiwoo from it, but bringing it up is kinda awkward. They need to get out of the city before the full moon and go for a run. The best thing to do with all that raw energy is to run it off.

When they finally tell Jiwoo it's the week before, and instead of being scared, Jiwoo is very interested, even offers to help them find a place to run.

She asks around campus if there's any private cabins to rent, and after having a long awkward conversation with some people over the phone, she finds a spot.

The drive up to the cabin is pretty peaceful, but she does notice them squirming a bit in their seats. She positive that they won't hurt.

The night of the full moon, Jiwoo has a hundred and one questions, and they try their best to answer it before it's time to go out. All three of them are in simple robes as clothes tend to get ruined on a full moon.

They each give something to Jiwoo to wear so they'll recognize her as part of their 'pack' just as a safety precautions. They know her but their feral side doesn't.

It'll take a few shifts for the wolf to acknowledge her but once it does, they'll warm up to her.

When the moon is at its highest, they guide Jiwoo outside still by the cabin, and like nothing they drop their robes. The moonlight washing over them, and the shift is so natural that Jiwoo can't help but be amazed.

She remembers their words, and keeps still as her girlfriends now tower over her. She won't lie, if she didn't know them she probably would have bolted by now, but she trusts them and tries not to recoil when one of them gets right in her face and searchs her scent.

Jinsoul's nose is cold when it brushes against her nose, and Jiwoo fights a giggle, not wanting to upset the hulking beast before her. Before anything can happen, Sooyoung throws her head back and howls, being so close to the three of them, she can feel the power behind it.

Haseul and Jinsoul join her, and the next thing she knows, they're racing after each other. From what she understands it's almost a hierarchy with their play. Chasing, tackling, pining, and repeat.

But no one seems to be getting hurt which in Jiwoo's book seemed to be a good thing.

Any time of them strayed close to get, she would hold still and let them do what they liked. Despite being strong enough to literally tear her apart, they were almost shy and extremely curious of her.

As if trying to understand why she was and why she smelled of them. The curiosity only last seconds before they would go back to playing with the others.

At one point she's managed to stroke Haseul's face, be licked by Jinsoul in the cheek, and even be picked up by Sooyoung. Her giggles only managing to make them all tilt their head, as if they knew the sound.

#werewolf au #97 line #Chuu #Jiwoo #Haseul #Yves #Sooyoung #Jinsoul

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coconutshvings · 6 years ago

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ATZ Mafia: Making out with them [Hyung Line, Headcanon]

∞ Genre || ??

∞ Group || Ateez

∞ Warnings || Mildly Suggestive // Definitely Badly written // Implied female

//Welcome to the next Mafia instalment I decided to do a scenario like My previous one but this time for Ateez, I hope you enjoy if not, I'll try again, maybe. //

Hongjoong:

Usual I think Hongjoong is a sweetie pie but I picture him the all around Badass mafia leader, however you think he'd be as one is probably it.

I think is a cake grabber if you know what I mean,

he likes pressing your bodies together tracing his lips with your own ghosting them near each other as he's debating on if he wants to tease you more or go straight in for the kill he loves using a bit of power when you two are making out

let's say you two are standing somewhere, anywhere in that sensual moment his fingers at your exact waist line, the pads of his fingers pressing into your back you love

when he does that it makes you bend back a bit, throwing your head back at the odd arousal you get from it which exposes the front of your neck to him, he loves kissing it so much right before he gets back to ravishing your lips, he loves smirking against your lips,

yes, he's cocky, mumbling dirty puns against them, kissing each corner of your mouth before sweetly kissing your lips, each long and lingering but naturally getting more rough.

Seonghwa:

He likes to deny you of kisses knowing that more than likely you'd want something more than a simple light kiss, he adores it when you take charge getting what you want knowing deep down he wants the same,

he especially loves it when you jump up catching him by surprise wrapping your legs around his torso suffocatingly close to the average human attacking his lips knowing it'll take less than thirty seconds for him to give into you,

he deprives you of touches simply enjoying the kiss meanwhile your hands are everywhere on him he enjoys this display he enjoys it a lot that's until attempt to stop kissing him and remove your latch onto him which he denies,

he rests his hands full out on your back staring at you with warning eyes as if to say don't you Dare stop when I'm just getting started grinding himself up enough so you could feel why you shouldn't stop which gives more than enough reason to keep going,

I think Making out with Seonghwa would be messy in a great way, breathless, yearning if your lips part, open mouth kisses that you get dizzy from,

telling one another how addicting the other one is to one's taste buds and body heats rising to extreme temperatures of want that'll do nothing more than lead to clothing being off and bodies being intertwined in the most intimate and sacred way possible, wow, you better go honey!

Yunho:

A little birdy told me that he was a silly boy so I came to the conclusion that though he's apart of the Mafia he's jelly when it comes to you he becomes playful y'know, playful kisses, playful touches that light a fire inside of you

he'll pull you in his breath lightly hitting your lips, noses exchanging Eskimo kisses as you flutter your eyes shut ready for him to entice your lips but they never do after a few seconds of waiting you open your eyes to see him rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet smirking

"You weren't really expecting me to kiss you, right?" Well duh of course were were! You have to pull him by his collar making his heart go from normal pumping to exhilarating speed,

you always turn his game around on him and mimick his actions from when you were expecting his kiss, "Who's expecting a kiss now?" You'd snicker

but Yunho would grow impatient palming the small of your back pressing you against him brushing his lips against yours building your anticipation

until he finally attacks using his soft gracious lips leaving lingering pecks with whispers back and forth between the two of you saying how much you desire each other and enjoy these moments

Yeosang:

I take Him as one that likes to be in control he also likes to make out in places that might bring suspicious eyes towards the two of you ,

for example the window seat in the downstairs part of your private town house together where people can clearly see the two of you indulging in the bliss of each others lips,

he loves he has you in a trance with those beautiful lips of his and the way he uses one hand to massage the back of your neck while losing sir from your lungs as your lips rarely disconnect he sometimes like to peek and see if anyone can see the situation whether day or night it gives him a rush,

he likes when you two are out in public, if you're about to go into a dinner together before you can grab the door of the restaurant he's turning you towards him one hand on your hip and the other, yep you guessed it, massaging the back of your neck he loves the sensual sounds you make , your ankles want melt he loves that he knows you love when he shows that particular part of your body attention

he always ends these intense sacred sessions with a few pecks to your nose and compliments and every once in a while an 'I love you' if he's feeling a bit mushy,

Yeosang's lips are hot and heavy against your mouths mounted together perfectly, heads tilted to the perfect degree to capture your lips moisture coating both of your lips never feeling you've gotten enough of each other, yeah, that's the good stuff honey

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loulougoingsolo · 5 years ago

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To kill or not to kill

I actually wrote a thorough essay on today's GMM a couple of hours ago, only to find out just now that it never posted. Instead, my philosophical conversation about ethical conundrums got sent to the hyperspace. Maybe I should take the hint? Nah, I'll just rewrite the whole thing - only I promise this is the shortened version.

Rhett and Link are joined today by Rainn Wilson, to try to figure out how the Mythical Beasts would act in an ethically conflicted situation. Although these dilemmas are lnly hypothetical, making the wrong choice can lead to a very real punishment in form of a nasty milkshake.

1. You are forced to learn either how and when you die, or how and when your loved one dies. You can't share the information with anyone. Which would you choose?

For me, the answer is, I'd rather know the time of death of a loved one, and here's why: If I found out exactly when/how I was going to die, I would get extremely depressed, and probably life the rest of my days in isolation, feeling sorry for myself. If instead, I knew when a loved one was to die, I could instead be there for them, and spend my time with them as much as possible. I also handle surprises very poorly, so instead of a complete crash at the time of an unexpected death, I could slowly learn to accept the inevitable, and maybe have the strength to live after the event. So, I get the salty shake in this round, with Link, who for reasons unknown, agrees with me.

2. If you could press a button to cure the human race of all illnesses and diseases, but at the same time, you'd stop all future technical advancements from happening. Would you press the button?

There are 7 billion people on this planet, and it's getting pretty crowded. Diseases are one of the few ways nature can limit the exponential population growth. If we were to suddenly be cured of every disease there is, it would have disastrous effects. Without the ability to save the limited resources on our planet through technological advancements, we'd run out of food, out of energy, and out of space. Technology does so much more than just provide us fancy new phones. It finds new, more efficient ways to produce food, to build sustainable housing, to harness solar energy. So yeah, I would not press the button, and I'll join Link in drinking the spicy shake.

3. The third dilemma is if I'd rather save the cure for cancer, or my friend, from sinking in quicksand.

I honestly can't decide which way to go. I still think that there are far too many people on this planet, and I also have very few friends, so I'd probably save my friend. Also, cancer rarely kills anyone instantly, and saving my friend doesn't, in this case, mean new cures could never be found. Besides, just the fact that there is s cure, doesn't mean it is ever going to be available everywhere, and people will probably still die of cancer despite the cure. I mean, there are numerous diseases that could be cured if only goverments and pharmaceutical companies had the will to do it regardless of how poor the sick people are. It isn't as simple as it sounds.

4. If I had the chance to go back in time to kill baby Hitler, would I do it?

The thing is, I believe that no one is born evil. A baby is a baby, and only circumstances, upbringing and other environmental factors turn a child into an adult monster. Hitler was, undoubtedly, a monster who was responsible for genocide. However, the thought of going after an innocent child for possible future crimes is against my moral compass. Instead of killing, I'd rather try to fix the things that made him a monster. I want to believe killing is never the answer.

And since I know the gut reaction of many people is to say I'm wrong in writing what I just did, here's another reason for why I believe killing baby Hitler probably wouldn't solve anything: It's now been 70 years of when Hitler was alive and chose to use his power to kill innocent people. We should know better by now, than to let history repeat itself, and yet, we still have prejudice, hate and fear in our world, and with the way the humankind is, sadly, I'd say Hitler wasn't an isolated case. Instead of saying we'd chance the past if we could, how about making sure similar things won't happen in the future?

Okay, this post is actually half the length of the original post, and also a lot less eloquent. Instead of commenting much about GMMore, I recommend you go watch a video about spitting llamas, and also, whoever was the person who made the amazing voicemail, you are brilliant, and just for actually impressing Rhett with your call, you earn a place in the hall of fame. That is going to be so tough to beat, I am in awe.

And now, remember:

Do no harm.

It'll get us a long way.

#gmm #gmmore #rainn wilson #rhett and link #gmm 1679 #ethical dilemmas #thoughts #do no harm

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spacenintendogs · 5 years ago

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warning: LONG AND RAMBLE-Y POST

i've been thinking lately about the way i look at star fox and how i make my headcanons and art and what i share with my writing and stuff.

i notice i... tend to be a lot more... "light hearted" (i can't think of a better word) than most people, i think. basing off what i see on twitter, on tumblr, on discord, from fanfics and fanart or to the current independent projects going on such as afis, ppl like diving into the "darker" side of things for one reason or another, whether it's for personal reasons or just emotional potential if sf was made to be more than nintendo's testing ground for new game mechanics they want to try, or bc it just sounds cool.

i see it a lot, and while not one thing is a universal headcanon, i always can't help but feel like

i'm missing smth.

everything i make the majority of the time is a shitpost (i'm hilarious) or when i do something more serious it's nothing extremely deep or has layers, nor do i ever truly go into the "dark" territory (dealing with complicated or sensitive subjects). my "serious" stuff will be vague art or it'll be extremely straightforward or not the most devastating thing in the world.

i question myself as to why i have a habit of shitposting so much, of why whenever i'm constantly thinking of scenarios i see sf and sw being more relaxed with each other when they're not fighting or whatever or that they'd even eventually become friends and sargasso becomes star wold and star fox hq with the great fox being their main transport and fox and wolf are both in charge and work together- anyways

i constantly worry that the more genuine stuff i make is ooc. constantly. it's smth i can never truly shake and if i will, it's going to take a while. i've been trying to hard to not go and delete all of my fics from ao3 bc of that fear. i fear me projecting onto wolf so much has skewed me being able to see him for the character he is. i fear that i'm so off with my portrayals with everyone bc i tend to be so silly that when i try to be more serious no one will take it... seriously.

i don't hate deeper stuff or thinking abt the potential of there being layers or a darker side to things or more serious stuff. i have my own hcs and stuff i haven't shared, mostly out of again, fear. i have a bunch of stuff abt wolf, fox, all of them i haven't shared bc i'm scared, and i also don't see a point in me sharing my personal thoughts beyond simple things (except when ppl ask) or simple hcs bc.... mine?? in the grand scheme of everything i think don't... matter.

and ik i need to stop thinking that.

but?? darker stuff isn't my strongsuit. i can think and visualize in my head like no tomorrow, but putting everything into words when asked, i'm AWFUL. i always feel bad whenever i reblog those ask memes asking my opinions bc my mind blanks and idk how to explain. but when no one asks i can write a whole fucking essay with details that don't matter

i think the reason i tend to do more light hearted stuff is bc... i want to make ppl smile. that's rlly all i want. and i want to have fun doing my hobbies like drawing and writing and i want to extend the fun to others. even my more serious stuff, like my most recent fic i posted to ao3 wolf and fox have ptsd, i can never ever dive ALL the way in, i can never have a sad ending with what i post even if i think of a thing and it had a sad ending. bc of that, honestly my most recent fic's writing feels super choppy and ooc to me.

i like being optimistic, but i don't want to come across as naive. i don't want to come across as a stupid, happy go lucky idiot. i don't want to come across as annoying. and if i stop being optimistic on here, then my cynical nature will be here full force. i'm more pessimistic irl, i rlly am. i'm not all doom and gloom but i tend to dwell on the negative and that's probably why i hate everything i create despite enjoying creating

but if i'm so happy in my portrayals and everything's fine.... but everyone else tends to look deeper, not even all dark and stuff, but more layers and more meaningful, either my critical thinking skills are shit or i'm just missing smth. i'm not sure it's a bad thing bc my friends enjoy what i make and they say they love what i do.

but i don't want my silliness with sf to make my serious stuff have less meaning to it bc all i do is be ridiculous.

so am i missing smth?

#rose rambles hard #long post #EXTREMELY long post #i'm not putting this in the tags #this all doesn't make any sense eithet way #but everything i make feels so surface level and i want to make stuff that's meaningful like everyone else #it's not BAD that i do what i do (i think) but #when ppl say wolf is a chronic smoker or an alcoholic i can't see it #then again i project onto him way too much so bad example but #idk #i'm not MAD or anything at everyone for hcing what they do bc??? i WISH i could do stuff like that #and have it be good #also like by 'am i missing smth' i mean am i not seeing what other ppl see and am i missing that from the content i make

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ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is · 6 years ago

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(yes, I might be a space alien from the bizarro dimension — please excuse me, I'm just passing through :') I don't know if it'll ease your mind at all to tell you it wasn't a typo. But I'll try to elaborate because I do feel kind of bad for making you feel that way. Though, as a warning, there's probably going to be a lot of goalpost moving. I'm probably reaching with most of the following. (1/?)

So, speaking hypothetically. I'll start with the basic premise. Being competent at something means, to a degree, that it's possible that someone trusts in that competence. Whether that trust is or isn't built on nothing is immaterial — the concept of being trusted in itself leads to pressure. Like peer pressure, or expectations. So I'll say that being competent is a state of being that requires maintenance. (space alien, 2/?)

What if I was trusted to do something, but I was incapable of delivering? Would not one possible solution to prevent, or lower the likelihood of that happening be to never gain competence, and thus, never be put in a position where my expertise would be tested, only for me to fail? It's admittedly not a good place to be. I don't know with certainty what I am but that's of secondary importance. (space alien, 3/?)

(I apologise for the length. I would squeeze the apology elsewhere but this one is the shortest of all 8 paragraphs.) Then I got thinking about what could have a similar result as derived from various cores of the enneagram. (space alien, 4/?)

1s may consider the evil of doing others harm: if gaining competence meant becoming good at hurting other people, would it not be good for them to mitigate the issue in some way? Put in a position of power thanks to their competence, they may be at risk of developing an ego. Feeling correct in their views they may act with arrogance and cut down their opposition. In other words, they fear the corruptive influence of power gained through the path of competence. (space alien, 5/?)

2s might seek not to become competent because they want to be helpful; in a situation where they perceive their incompetence as beneficial they might well seek to remain an individual who's helpless. (space alien, 6/?)

4s might well come to the conclusion that skills they aren't born with— those latent, natural talents— are inauthentic because they don't arise naturally. An individual who has the philosophy that what they're born with is all they have, and that working to gain more means that they're acting against their nature. (space alien, 7/?)

7s might want to escape from a situation where they are forced to maintain the status quo — if competence in a field meant they had to become a maintainer of said status quo, and their responsibilities prevented them from experiencing new things, would they not want to avoid it? (space alien, 8/8)

(space alien, small addendum) Though I was being blithe earlier, I wanted to let you know that I am in a better place now than I was. It still sneaks up on me from time to time, however. Thanks and sorry about all this.

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Hi anon,

This got really academic-sounding because I tend to slip into that habit when I write an essay addressing an argument so in short: I think the fear you described is a fear of responsibility, but you’ve made an assumption (which I disagree with) that responsibility occurs if and only if the person is first competent. With that in mind the most likely enneatype is 7, though 9 is also possible.

Long answer:

This was extremely helpful in that it revealed the fear is not competence, but rather a collection of possible hypothetical implications thereof. Much of this was dependent on competence leading to extremely specific and not necessarily likely outcomes; additionally a lot of the arguments here don’t logically follow and as a result obscure the core fears, and a few rely on incorrect enneagram descriptions.

In part 2-3 the fear described is not of being competent, but the pressure of having responsibility and therefore having to living up to expectations the possibility failure. We also run into the core fallacy of the initial ask which is that responsibility is a certain consequence of competence, which for better or for worse is not true.

The rest is a specific exploration of certain enneatypes, addressed here:

It is true that a 1 would not want to become good at being evil, but that is a hyper-specific situation, and the fear is still “I don’t want to be corrupt”, not “I don’t want to be good at anything”. By this logic, wouldn’t they want to become highly competent at doing good instead?

It also relies on many, many assumptions - that competence always leads to power, that power always leads to arrogance, that arrogance would lead to cutting down the opposition, and that doing so is bad (what if the opposition is evil?).

A lot of average health 1s really want power because there’s often this undercurrent of belief that only they know how to do things the correct way. Additionally, 1 is highly correlated with high Te which tends to strongly value being capable. I think it’s safe to say that the vast majority of 1s if anything fear being incompetent.

For 2s...how would being helpless ever be more helpful? By definition, helpless means you are incapable of providing help to yourself and others, and 2s want to be loved by others typically through being helpful.

For 4s, while I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that on this earth there is a person who is a type 4 and holds this belief, I would not ascribe this belief to be a major characteristic of 4s as a whole. If you’re trying to type a specific person with this fear then it would be a simple matter of confirming if they do have this highly specific philosophy as well, but in general 4s seek to distinguish themselves. Additionally, it is important to remember that 4s seek to be unique, not authentic necessarily. Authenticity is more tied to Fi than 4. 4s often try on multiple personas in an effort to be someone unique.

For 7s, that again is making the assumption that competence leads to something. In fact, the description for 7 is a good way to address the core problem of this argument in general which is that becoming competent in something is seen as, first of all, a binary, when it’s a range (many people can have a skill at varying degrees) and second, that upon achieving competence you are suddenly both saddled with responsibility and deprived of agency. Finally, you mention that the 7 fears having a responsibility that would prevent them from being able to experience other things. That is a true fear of the 7...but the scenario you’ve created is both not at all unique to competency (there are many ways a person can become responsible for something) nor is it an inevitable consequence of competency (plenty of competent people are not the primary person responsible in that area).

So in summary: you’re describing a few different fears. The only one that makes sense is that of a 7 fearing responsibility. The description of 1 relies on too many unlikely assumptions and contingencies, that of a 2 contradicts itself, and that of a 4 is based less in 4 and more in Fi (and again relies on an extremely unlikely hypothetical) but I can easily see many 7s fearing responsibility and therefore avoiding things that could theoretically lead to them being put in a position where they’d be asked to be the responsible person. This would fit some of the jack-of-all-trades, master of none stereotypes of the 7 as well.

#enneagram #Anon ask #answered asks

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eyedove · 2 years ago

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im gonna talk about homestuck in 2023 under the cut and how it has influenced my art irreversibly but not just in the style in which i draw things but also in the way i imagine scenes, the way i interact with music, and the way i engage in the creation of fan works

genuinely still in love with the animation of the [s] panels in homestuck. they start as pretty utilitarian, but by enter, they're starting to get cinematic as hell. adore the use of minimal actual animation by just zooming and tweening that gets snappier and more satisfying to watch occur over time.

(the constant movement: always panning or zooming except in small key moments influenced SO MUCH in terms of amv and video editing in the time they were released. i do not have anything to back it up but i would absolutely put stock into the conspiracy that it really contributed to the back-and-forth inverse panning style that most video editing apps have nowadays.)

and yeah yeah it was fine and all but then we get make her pay and we get these sequences that have SMALL MOVING PARTS that are not just spritework from the comic panels themselves and are made specifically for the animation, but they're still fairly simple, like vriska's arm moving on an elbow hinge toward her face. it's mixed in with the same method of letting pan and zoom do some heavy lifting. parallax panning. animated-music-video vibe. that's what it was! animated music videos! i remember people getting excited about this prospect of indie-style, animated music videos in 2014 with mystery skulls and freak kitchen.

cascade. my teenage brain was forever changed by cascade. telling a story through animation was my fucking dream (it still is) and i am just now in recent years understanding, even after taking animation classes in school, how fucking incredible these things were at teaching (admittedly the basics of) animating shit. it had a multi-media feel: it was a good live example of how to use differences in style and detail to create emphasis and drama. how to keep a tight color palette (in pixelated scenes, anyway, it's something the fully illustrated scenes sort of missed), how to give the illusion of movement, how to keep an eye interested in the material through movement, how to frame and balance a shot. how to give a silly or lighthearted vibe vs a serious and dramatic one through pacing and expressions (expressions are something i've always struggled with and continue to do so, both in real life and in art).

most of FUCKING all, homestuck's art style is FUCKING INCREDIBLE at delivering art shorthand. the drawing of the basic shapes of hands without fully fleshing them out. no shading on limbs - so foreshortening looks more natural without extra rendering.

ok there were a couple that really hit and some that missed. sometimes both in the same flash. (personally not about to defend some of game over, although it did do a pretty good job of shit that others did not, which was keeping track of everything happening, where and when) and the earlier ones are waaaay more influential to my style.

some fucking day ill release one of the 463782469 animatics i have anywhere from half-to-two-thirds done and it'll probably be EXTREMELY apparent.

tl;dr the snappy, rubberbandy movements, constant panning and zooming, multimedia feel, and sparingly used hi-detail shots from the time of about make her pay up to cascade are just. imo fucking beautiful. they let you take in the music with a nice, interesting, emotional visual that easily and cleanly portrays a story. (the times it doesn't is a pacing issue, not a problem with the format.) i want to do shit like that. i want to make something that has a story like that, has replayability like that, and hits like that.

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cbdcannabisfox · 2 years ago

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tylerpossey · 2 years ago

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What Health Conditions Can CBD Gummies Aid

If you're seeking a method to improve your health and wellness without the dangerous side-effects of prescription medications, after that CBD gummies may be for you.

For many years, this oil, which comes from the seed of the marijuana plant, has actually been made use of by the indigenous individuals of the Amazon to treat a wide variety of conditions including depression, chronic pain, nausea, and also tinnitus.

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Today, it is coming to be much more commonly accepted as a reliable natural health therapy.

When you grind up the CBD pills as well as put them inside a little item of cheesecloth, you get a material referred to as CBD. The substance is widely known for its capacity to help reduce stress and anxiety, alleviate clinical depression, as well as promote rest.

Furthermore, research studies have actually shown that it can be valuable in reducing the seizures some children experience when they are experiencing epilepsy. So if you have some type of seizure problem, you should most definitely check out taking CBD.

It's extremely safe, with no well-known major side effects or hazardous interactions with any other drugs you may be taking.

However, if you wish to get one of the most benefit from CBD, you require to know how to utilize it appropriately. For starters, the very best method to take it is with a food or drink.

Put a little quantity, state a quarter of a tsp, inside a glass of milk as well as stir till it's blended properly. Then drink it as soon as possible.

Like any food supplement, you should likewise take into consideration timing. You need to take your CBD gummies regarding thirty minutes prior to you intend to eat.This will certainly help your body to absorb the most nutrients feasible.

And also, when you have a pre-determined meal, your stomach will certainly be more probable to vacant faster, so you can eat less without really feeling starving.

An additional excellent suggestion is to allow your body absorb the CBD first. So, as opposed to just eating the gummy bears, attempt chewing several of them. You can place several of the gummies on a tiny piece of toast or in a muffin and also just chew it.

This will aid your digestion system obtain used to the preference of the product. And afterwards, when you prepare to consume, just consume the small items of the gummy bear while your mouth is still open. Your tummy will certainly be ready to take care of the large portion of CBD when it remains in your mouth.

The ideal temperature level for taking CBD gummies is around seventy-two levels Fahrenheit. You'll be able to tell if it's done because it'll start to transform darker and crisper.

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It'll likewise feel cozy to your touch. Bear in mind that it's not a solid block of chocolate. The dark shade is merely the lack of delicious chocolate.

While you might include some undesirable convenience food to your diet plan, this isn't the suitable remedy. If you do so, the dark delicious chocolate might make you really feel ill. Rather, you must eat the CBD at its most fundamental degree.

There are various brand names of CBD gummies on the marketplace. Some use honey or syrup as their sweeteners. Others use vanilla essence.

The most essential point is that your body does not end up being intolerant to the product. By keeping an eye on the flavors and also the active ingredients, you can keep appreciating this healthy and balanced treat.

If you want to provide as a present, there are a number of various styles to choose from. They generally come in little bags, that makes it simple to package them and also send out to a pal or loved one.

It's likewise wonderful to have them offered as an equipping stuffer at the office. As well, think about providing as a little birthday celebration existing - it's a present that lots of people delight in.

It is very important to keep in mind that your body is various from other individuals's. This implies that there are going to be some nutritional differences.

Some individuals might react negatively to specific foods, and also these won't benefit them. While you need to talk to a doctor before you start, they typically suggest beginning with one of the common brand names.

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As you try them, you can find one that you like as well as persevere.

In general, the very best means to make use of CBD is to attempt it out on your own. Take a number of samples home. Place them in your mouth and see what occurs.

This is an excellent means to discover if it will certainly have an impact in your body. Take a couple of more examples residence and also learn what you assume.

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