#it’s thinking about That Old Man™️ hours boys

[i-never-forgot]

…Do y’all think Dusknoir is naturally nocturnal?

Idk if it’s ever been mentioned in the Pokédex/series if ghost-types tend to be strictly nocturnal or are simply more active at night, but we’re going to hypothesize about the former real quick.

(Preemptively tagging @fujii-draws and @sincerely-sofie bc I’d love to hear y’all’s thoughts on this!😊)

Concepts to consider:

Dusknoir being eepy in the daytime, therefore he zones out or dozes off if he’s not actively doing anything. I bet he still floats like horses fall asleep standing up. His eye just shuts and maybe he sags a little in place but other than that he looks like he’s just chilling. If he’s not careful he’ll nod off mid-conversation or mid-task if it’s rhythmic and/or muscle memory (thinking knitting or whittling or smth like that, although I’m not sure if he’d do either of those things specifically) since he would likely find such chores soothing in their monotony and tedium after All That™️.

It’s easier for him to stay awake when he’s in direct sunlight, but if he goes underground or catches a nice patch of shade he’s out like a light if he slows down long enough and is alone or with someone he trusts if they’re not busy. I can easily see him taking naps under trees leaned up against their trunks like this. (May or may not have a sketch of this very idea too…🤫)

Overall just imagining this big old ghost just kind of acting lethargic and even a little lazy if he gets to the place where he allows himself to be; floating around like a balloon in a gentle wind, conducting chores or running errands around town or w/e. Obviously he’d be more alert while exploring, but when he’s in rest mode he’ll probably try to take it easy to conserve energy.

Now for the flip side: night comes around and suddenly he’s Awake™️. He visibly perks up and gets more energetic, his movements quicker and more precise and his eye bright and attentive. He gets Ghost Zoomies and I’m sure the others would think it’s strange at first. It might take them a while to get used to it.

Mayhaps his instinctive nature would come out to play and he might even be a bit mischievous. Maybe he likes to Shadow Sneak around and spook his friends—an innocent, (mostly) harmless little game he honestly cannot recall the last time he played. Maybe they eventually start playing tag with him to see who can catch him in his more agile state. (I think Grovyle might enjoy this most once they both get past the trauma of Dusknoir being incorporeal and thus immune to attack chasing Grovyle. He’s so quick on his feet that I think they’d be fairly even matched, and I can see them totally being competitive and keeping score. Celebi would even add more fun to the mix being able to fly.)

Overall he’s just in a better mood. He’s concealed in the darkness and explores without as much worry about running into someone unsavory.

(Perhaps this is why he was so powerful in the future—perpetual darkness acts as a poor imitation of the darkest, longest night, after all. Maybe he has to readjust in the healed timeline since he’s never had to deal with daylight for extended periods of time. Maybe he gets a little weaker but he considers it a fair trade for his new and gentler lease on life.)

[cherry-cola-on-ice]

Slashers with a sleepwalking s/o

AN: totally based off my personal experiences sleepwalking lol asked my friends and family what their favorite sleepwalking episode was.

Jason Voorhees 🏕

Jason is already paranoid AF about you unknowingly wandering into a trap during the day.

But the first time he comes across you in the woods at night? When you should be asleep?

He is not a happy man. Many thoughts run through his mind. Are you trying to leave him? Trying to get yourself hurt? Would you rather die then be with him?

It takes him a good while and a lot of explaining for him to understand what's happening. That your not intentionally doing this. Science shit™️

He sets up a system. Maybe a bell or two. Something loud to let him know where you are. Maybe some trip wires.

Strangest thing he's seen you do: He watched you eat a entire sleeve of saltines while standing in the shower.

Michael Myers 🎃

Michael's seen some shit. So this is nothing. All those years in Smiths Grove have prepared him for this. So you sleepwalk? Cool, his neighbor at Smiths Grove used to eat cockroachs.

That being said, the closer you're relationship grows, the more worried he becomes. What if you fall down the stairs? What if you wander into the road? What if, what if, what if??

He doesn't have the foresight to set up traps, like Jason does.

Uses his fucked up sleep schedule to his advantage and often stands over your sleeping body. Jumpscare.

Will definitely tie a bell on you while you sleep. Totally not a collar what are you saying? Don't make it kinky.

The strangest thing he's seen you do: Put all of the remotes in the refrigerator because they needed batteries.

Thomas Hewitt 🥩

Poor sweet man. You're going to give him a heart attack one of these days.

However, he's probably one of the more better prepared of the lot. His house is set up to keep people in and out. So there isn't much danger you can get into.

Unless he forgets to lock up the basement. Which has happened once. And only once. You were fairly unharmed if not a little traumatized.

Has taken to locking your bedroom door. Also installs like 10 latches. AND puts a bell on the doorknob. And maybe sometimes you.

Look, he's already scared of losing you to somebody else, he doesn't want to have to worry him losing you to you.

Strangest thing he's seen you do: Him, Monty and Hoyt sat and watched you stand in front of the sink for a hour and a half. Just standing there. Menacingly

Brahms Heelshire 🐀

Oh, poor baby is confused. Especially at the start of your situation-ship. You don't know he's there, you just think you're babysitting a doll for a sad old couple. Not their grown ass son who lives in the walls.

The first time Brahms finds you sleepwalking, he's pissed. You trying to leave him, he knows you are. But... did you just snore?? Wait, you're asleep. He feels a little better about the situation.

Until you start walking towards the stairs. Boy's never moved so fast in his life. He knows if he wakes you up it's game over. So he gives you a gentle nudge back to your room.

Now after you find about the rat man in the walls, things are different. Brahms, even in the deepest REM cycle, will never let you go. Man is a koala and you are the tree he's clinging to for dear life. It's almost impossible to escape his arms at night.

Almost makes you sleep in the walls instead of the bedroom so you're safer. Like ain't no way you're getting out of those without him waking up.

Strangest thing he's seen you do: Sat up in bed, complaining about the maracas in your mouth??? He cried.

Billy Lenz 🎄

World's worst caretaker 👑

Especially before yall start dating because, at that point in time, he's still trying to decide if he wants to kill you. He won't lie, he very briefly thought about pushing you down the stairs.

But? After you win him over? Yeah still kinda sucks ass at keeping you from hurting yourself. He'll keep you alive, mind you, just a little worse for wear.

He asked you once if he could tie you down in bed. You didn't like the look in his eyes so you declined. Billy pouted for the next three days.

TBH he might do it anyways. Look he's just trying to keep your silly little self safe, S/O. Get your mind out of the gutter. Haha, jk...unless 😏?

The strangest thing he's seen you do is eat a entire bag of gummy bears while standing outside. He joined you.

Vincent Sinclair 🖌

Another prepared king 👑

His workshop is dangerous. Upstairs is dangerous. The whole town is health code violation. And bby cannot stand the idea of you hurting yourself.

But other then the constant anxiety that you'll some how end up falling off the stairs or falling into the wax or the any other number of things his brain comes up with, he's very level-headed.

Child safety locks. He buys that shit in bulk.

But hey, gives him a excuse to hold you at night. (Vincent, they're literally your s/o)

The strangest thing he's seen you do is stand over Bo's bed, chanting tomato. Bo almost cried.

Bo Sinclair 🔧

Definition of "Look at that idiot...oh wait that's my idiot!"

Honestly, probably the worst. Not like 'let's you just walk around' worst, but more like 'Imma gonna chain you to the bed' worst.

Dude's so scared of losing you, pretty much the best thing that ever happened to him, that his willing to go to drastic matters to keep you safe.

Don't try to explain the science behind it, you'll only give him a migraine. Just let him keep you safe. K, bby?

Bo's gonna lose sleep some nights, he's that scared. No doubt you will wake up to the feeling of someone watching you. Just comfort him, ok?

Strangest thing he's seen you do is sit up in bed and start singing 'Livin La Vida Loca'

Asa Emory 🪲

Number one prepared king™️

I'm not saying he may or may not, kinda sorta perhaps placed cameras around your living situation before you two even began dating. But yeah he did.

So he knows all about the crazy shenanigans you are up to at night.

He reads the books, watching online lectures 👏all👏the👏research. You can bet your sweet ass he knows exactly how to wake you up in case of emergency.

In the same breath, despite how much he does love you, science. Prepare to be studied like a bug under a microscope.

Strangest thing he's seen you do is standing with the refrigerator doors open, telling him how much you love this show.

Norman Bates 🚿

My poor sweet innocent murder bby. He doesn't know what to do.

Yeah, keep you safe, he's got that much down. But at what cost?

The hotel looks like a a daycare center now. Baby proofing everywhere (ask him about getting locked out of the bathroom, it's funny)

Suggested a collar once as a joke, wasn't expecting you to agree. Got flustered. Dropped his cup, maybe got a bone.

Another koala sleeper, so good luck escaping his embrace. Will go as far as following you to the bathroom to make sure you're actually awake.

Strangest thing he's seen you do is sit down in a fake potted plant in the living room and talk about dinosaurs.

[sunrise-imagines]

I have a big fat crush on Simon and Finn would you please do some hcs for either of them

Since I’ve already done some for Finn, I think now is a good time to write a little for Simon! Watching him become the latest Tumblr Sexyman™️ has been a dream come true.

*Ending contains spoilers for the last two episodes of Fionna and Cake*

TW: Trauma (this is Simon “‘My fiancé turned into a cosmic deity’ ‘That’s rough buddy’” Petrikov we’re dealing with), mentions of Depression, hurt/comfort

Simon Petrikov x Reader General Relationship Headcanons

• Oh boy, this one’s a doozy.

• Please be patient with him. He is a mess of a person currently, still dealing with the grief of losing Betty and feeling like he doesn’t belong in Ooo no longer being magic. He gets so wrapped up in his sadness that he can neglect the relationships he has in the present. This gets much better after the ending though.

• Self care days are a must, please just pamper this man with a nice hot bath and a massage every once in a while.

• Really good cook, he loves making food for you and it makes him feel like he can actually take care of you.

• He worries about you a lot, especially if you’re someone that likes to take risks and do dangerous stuff.

• He’s a big nerd so he gets excited if you share interests in stuff like science and literature.

• Although he doesn’t like to go on life-threatening adventures (Finn), he still loves the exploring the outdoors and the two of you regularly go for hikes around the safer parts of Ooo.

• Will be very happy if you also have a good friendship with Marceline, seeing his partner and adoptive daughter interact touches his heart.

• Such a simp for you, like if you ask him for anything he will make it his mission to fulfill your request

• His love language is definitely words of affirmation. He needs you to tell him how much you care about him and he loves saying the same to you. He could go on for hours about every little thing he loves about you.

• Marcy and Bonnie will come over for dinner a few times a week, sometimes joined by Finn and HW as well.

• He hates celebrating his own birthday (he’s turning 60) but he loves yours and will definitely bake you a cake and throw small birthday party for you. The party only consists of a few close friends but if you don’t like parties he’s perfectly fine with it being just the two of you.

• At first he wasn’t sure if you would even want to date an old man like him, but as time went on he became more confident in himself and that he deserves love just as much as anyone else, and he’s more than happy to share that love with you.

Bonus!

• Despite her current state, GolBetty is immensely happy seeing Simon finally able to move on and be happy.

• Even if they never got their happy ending, the fact that you and him are able to live happily together brings her peace, and she trusts you to take care of him.

[meiloorunsmoothie]

how did you first get into Jeremy Jordan

good question—and one i very recently asked myself when the inevitable "how did i become this person" reflection happened 🫣.

i think there were many different factors (most of them not that good) that caused me to dive into obsessive mode so hard (and so quickly)—and it's definitely a "i see it now, but i couldn't back then" kind of situation. however, i'll spare you from those details XD.

the simple story is that, similar to you, i watched tangled the series and instantly fell in love with varian.

i love him

funnily enough, varian was the reason i started watching the show to begin with (coupled with the fact that i love tangled, and rapunzel, and eugene, and pascal, and max, and- 😆). i actually listened to the tts songs before watching the show 🫣 because my sister had gotten hooked on it years before. however, i only listened to the songs with mandy moore and zachary levi 🫣🫣 (cause i was like "who are these other random people, i want rapunzel and eugene"). then one day i listened to "through it all," in which varian has one line (plus an "eh" which i love now, but couldn't tell was him when i first listened XD)—and i was instantly just like: who's that.

have i listened to this one line on loop? you bet.

so i started watching the show—and loved varian from episode one—so naturally, i decide to look up the voice actor. it was jeremy....surprise. except...i didn't actually become obsessed right then. if anything, i was a little weirded out that this tiny boy was voiced by a 30-something year old man 😂 (but it's voice acting, so i was just like: wow, he did a great job 🤩...i'm going to go resume loving varian).

okay and then he sang. i knew he was good from his one line in "through it all", but wOW. adfasjkjaskfjd, on repeat forever and ever.

yes he was

that's not when i became (jeremy) obsessed either XD.

okay...and then a bunch of life stuff/circumstances kind of collided, and let's just say that i was feeling extremely lonely while also struggling with grief. i think there was about a two week period of this before i started actually bouncing back, and i had just reached the end of s1. now tts was doing a good job with bringing much needed happiness in my life, but...s2 had a very noticeable varian-shaped hole in it 😒.

that's when i turned to jeremy jordan youtube. it started off (the first hour) pretty mild—just some of his disney medleys, or the greatest showman video, or just the ones with millions of views—but it very quickly turned into a full out jeremy jordan youtube spiral™️ XD.

i must put this in your face again

i think in part, i latched on so quickly because jeremy and i are actually very similar people in general. i think at the point of extreme change that i was in at the time, it was just nice to "know" someone who was like me—and it definitely helped that there was easy access to extensive jj content. on a slightly different note, this is absolutely the reasoning behind the fact that if i had a chance to see jeremy live, i would choose one of his concerts over, say, gatsby—i am obsessed with jeremy jordan as jeremy jordan XD (hello akp).

literally me (i grew up in california by the way XD)

anyways, fast forward ~3 months, and i joined tumblr 😆...and we all know what happened after that. honestly, not a bad decision in my mind (at least so far), despite being very anti-social media my whole life. i've gotten to chat and obsessively geek out with so many great people, and i'm just so grateful for that 💕.

i've still only watched s1 of supergirl...and many youtube clips

[karebear923]

PIT BABE EPISODE 9 IS THE ONE!!!

The one with the specific scene that got me LOOKING™️ 👀 and got me a new friend in @buckystilinski ☺️ and got me to watch this show in the first place!!!

But before we even get to that, damn this episode was A LOT!! So much happened in less than an hour that my head is spinning!!

North and Sonic continue to be cute together ☺️ look at North saying he’d risk it all!! And smiling for Sonic like he did!! 🥰

Omg I freaking love AlanJeff, the ‘old man’ was so shy asking for dating advice from his crush’s brother! 🤭 my second couple syndrome’s coming back in full force!!

But OHMYGOD I FORGOT JEFF WAS KIDNAPPED!!! That’s why he didn’t answer any texts!! 😱😭 But he’s so smart he freed himself! He don’t need no saving! 👏🏽😎 So everyone was all whatever about it I guess lol 🤷🏽‍♀️ he’s fine guys he just needs a new phone cause he didn’t have time to pick his up on the way out 😅

And they flirted so tentatively, my heart! 🥰 Alan is shy but Jeff is like “let’s make this future vision happen now!”

Wait I thought we established that Babe is not an enigma? Or did Pete just mean that they’re similar cause they’re both Daddy’s Boys™️? (I think I’m funny 😅)

¿¡QUE TE DIJE!? I freaking called it!! Güey is the enigma!! How freaking dare he betray everyone!! (I probably already knew this and just don’t remember being spoiled for it lol)

(Also don’t come for me, this is kinda hot 🙈)

See, this right here!! He says he wants what’s best for everyone but really he’s only thinking about himself! He’s selfish and he wants to have Babe and he doesn’t think about anyone else, including Babe! If he truly loved him he’d want what’s best for him! His love morphed into an ugly obsesión and now he’s hurt the one he cares about the most.

Me, knowing full well Charlie did trick everyone by hiding that he’s also a Daddy’s Boy™️ and he’s gonna trick everyone again with his fake death:

😗☕️

And now we finally get to The Main Event™️

(^this part was my favorite 🤭😉)

I mean, what else can I say about this scene that hasn’t already been said? It is *chef’s kiss* levels of good! The way Babe is so blissed out with pleasure!! The way Charlie looks at their reflection in such a sexily possessive way!! Ughhh!!! I completely fell under it’s spell back then and seeing it fully in context now did not disappoint either!! Ahhh that’s hot!!

Completely forgot everything that happened before and didn’t pay attention to the next episode preview, I got stuck in this moment 🤤

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Well, I may have gotten too fucked up last night. I don't drink, ever, but I'm hurting so much I thought, "Hey, I haven't had anything to drink in like 5 months, and then it was just a shot with the boys, I'll go get a 6 pack of some shit cider because I'm a pussy and can't handle liquor." And I did. And I only got through 4 of 6 before I was too fucked up to stand. Because, again, I'm a pussy and I don't ever drink. And I slept for like 6 hours and still feel drunk.

And I know. I know. Drinking to deal with issues is not good. It isn't healthy. BUT. It kept me from going to where he works at 2am and crying to him, asking why he would just ghost me like this. Guy's been my best friend for years, and now he won't even respond to me. I'm going to use whatever coping mechanism I damn well please to get through this.

I believe this is Day 4 of not hearing back from him. The dudes I work with think I should give him a few days of space then try again, if I feel like potentially tearing open the wound again. They seem to think that he's ghosting out of nervousness. Which, like, is not something a 34 year old grown ass man should do, but go off? But they've been men their whole lives, so I'll take their advice. I'm only Man Adjacent ™️ and sometimes don't fully grasp the ways in which mens think.

But guy had said he's had a thing for me for two years-ish. He'd said that even thinking about me while he's at work is dangerous. Like, I sent him a photo of me flexing my arm in the gym mirror because he asked why I was going to the gym so much, and his response was something about trying to hide a boner. He kept saying how excited he was to take me out on a date, but didn't know if I was serious about it or not. But then he would also ask that I not come by to see him after work, and constantly say he couldn't hang out, even just to talk for a few minutes, so I don't know. I genuinely do not know. And it's weird, because this man is essentially me, if I was a cishet bald guy. I've never not been able to tell what was going on in his head. And the only conclusion my brain can come up with is this was all a joke to him? Because everything he does is done in joke format so there's plausible deniability in whether he was serious or not. Know how I know that? Because I do the same fucking thing. Same exact. So I'm thinking maybe this was a way for him to feel out the situation before he pulled back and could just say it's all a joke.

Whatever the case, I'm fucking hurting. I've spent the past few days working long ass shifts and glad for it because it brings me a good distraction from my thoughts, even though the second I had any downtime I was back to forcing myself not to cry.

Like, I've been on this little sideblog talking about this man for years. I've never felt about anyone how I do about him, not even when I was a kid and had that "first love" feeling. I'd genuinely do anything for him, and I thought he'd do anything for me, too. But I never expected the ghosting. Like, I've written enough songs about him to fill an entire album, if I was ever not-sad enough to finish them. He's inspired art I've made, stories I've written, places I've gone and things I've done. For the years he's been in my life he's always been someone I could look to for help, and who I used as an inspiration for me to do better. I took a bullshit management position to try to impress him. I applied to college after college trying to get his attention. I bought so many stupid items just because it was part of an inside joke. And now he's apparently just.... gone.

And I'm left here, trying to pick up a bunch of pieces and put them together like a puzzle bought at Goodwill. I don't have all the pieces, and the ones I do are kinda warped and unusable. I'm more suicidal right now than I have been since I was literally being abused daily in my late childhood/early teens. And what's worse, is I'm manic, so I'm making all kinds of shit decisions. Like getting shitty drunk last night. Or driving to work going 110mph on the interstate in heavy traffic. Or not eating for the past two days. Hell, I might go blow all my money on something stupid that I can't afford, like a sword or a new tattoo. Just so I feel like I have some semblance of control.

And this is entirely too long now. I don't even think I'll read this over again if I ever look back on the stupid shit I've written. I just need to vent, because no one in my life understands this. The closest person I know who does get it can only imagine the pain. He's been with his wife since they were like 13, and they're 21 now, and he's like, "Yeah, if she left I think I'd be pretty fucking suicidal," because they are each other's everything, but she's never just left him so he only has the imaginary pain.

Anyway, this is why I shouldn't hold feelings in for over two years. This is why I should have just said something forever ago. I would have quit to be with him, because he was my boss and it's against company policy for him to have dated me. But I would have quit for him. I would have lived in my car if it meant meaning anything to him.

And now that's all fucked, all because I asked if he was serious about taking me out.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hola Dani, ¿cómo estás? How did the HR meeting go? I'm loving the pictures from your trip 😍

I'm doing well, been reading a lot... and yet my TBR keeps growing 😬

The One with the Investigation

David raised his arm and wiped away the sweat drizzling down the side of his cheek.

Ok but... why is that sexy??

“Albert?” someone called when he walked past them. “Is that you?”

What if he didn’t think it would be fun to live with David?

Aww baby!! You're basically a Lightwood-Bane already, look at all that self doubt and miscommunication... LB™️

Anjali didn’t look fazed at all. She crossed her arms and stared at him. “Raising your voice at me is not going to make me agree with you.”

The things I would let Anjali do to me... 🥵🥵🥵

“A man can dream!” his father yelled after him.

Jace representing the entire Mavid fandom!!

“Care for a reading, angel boy?” the faerie grinned at him.

Don't do it!! DON'T DO IT!!!

He ran and ran and ran. Then he went home.

He wanted to say something. But what was at the tip of his tongue was neither kind nor necessary.

Say something!!!!! Say it!!!!! Let it out!!! 😈

Half an hour later, they were sitting on the bed and watching some old sci-fi movie. Max canceled his plans with Mallory. David tried not to be smug about it.

Muahaha... it's what she deserves!!! 😌

He grabbed the thing and clenched his jaw. “Demon attack.”

Noooo fuck those demons!!!!

“What? Who in my family snitched?” Rafael gasped. “Wait. Was it Lily?”

Lily would NEVER!! Unless is Jem then she totally would!!

“I’m not asking for your permission,” Rafael said quickly. “It’s sexist and archaic and frankly, Anjali would kill me if she found out.”

It is and she totally would!!

"You're the best, Rafael Lightwood-Bane," she said.

You are both the best!!! I don't know if I should adopt you or be adopted by you...!!!

Soon he will know Marcus wasn’t lying.

Soon everyone will know Marcus wasn’t lying.

“Max canceled,” Mallory said, her voice quiet.

You deserved it!!! 🤬

Marcus had found the seashell two years ago when he was at the beach.

And this kids is why we shouldn't use the ocean as a trash can!!!

"I know," she smiled at him. "My destiny is Max."

Your destiny is to die by my hand 😡😡😡

“Not that close,” Mal shook her head. “You’re worried about the wrong girl.”

Listen here you bitch... YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN THINK OF ANJALI MY QUEEN!!!! 😡😡😡

No amount of biceps or boobs will distract her today.

🤣🤣🤣 I am love my twin!!!

And she was going to kick their ass!

And I will help you!! Twin power!! 😌😌

“I think so,” Liv whispered. “Are you trying to come out to me? Because it won’t make a difference to me. I love you. Regardless of how you identify.”

🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughing so hard...!!

This entire scene is the bestest thing 🤣🤣🤣

“It’s a warlock,” Gabriel said. “A warlock is portaling into the institute, summoning demons and commanding them to attack.”

Thank you Dani 💚 this chapter made me laugh so much, Lexi my beloved disaster twin is too precious for this world... 💚💚💚

Hola! *forgets literally every other word in spanish* I'm downloading Duolingo again. Fuck it. (i will have more words for you next week!)

ALSO CAN I JUST SAY THAT YOUR GIF GAME IS MY FAVE THING EVER? IT'S SO PERFECT. I was reading through this while i was having lunch with my client and i was just laughing at my phone and i don't care if i was being rude 😎

You are a hilarious bean omg. And yes Lexi is the funniest lol.

Tell me about the books! What genres are you currently reading? I need to read something soon :(

my HR meeting was very overwhelming and i will probably have to talk with the head of the company this coming week to sort things out and for meditation ew. I'm very stressed about it.

but i will cope by writing lbaf. see you next week butterfly 💚

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Growing up I always heard about teenage boys puberty as literally just inappropriate erections and sex drive and aggression, so as a dude and an evanstan fan- which makes you an expert xD. What do you think Chriss and Sebs sex drives are like (as adults ofc). Together or/and separate or just whatever you feel. Love ya!

still going through my old asks- my requests are currently closed

Inappropriately times erections are probably exactly as much of puberty as it sounds like you were taught (if that's the correct word??) lol. And that a thing to be an expert on haha

But, yes, libido. The magic shit that decides if you're a horny fucker or not lmao.

Also-

This is kind of unrelated, but, I have come to realize that truly having a matched sex drive is pretty important in sexual relationships unless you're really good at negotiating lol. It's not about high or low or better or worse, it's just that you've gotta find your match.

1. Chris:

Short answer: I think Chris has a high sex drive unless he's in his own head. In his own head like with anxiety or sometimes even with work he needs to get done. However... because of that steadily high sex drive, he's probably pretty easy to sway, especially if intimate things are already happening (like cuddling) (because the boy gets too handsy for his own good and ends up making Sebastian's insides turn to mush.))

Longer answer: you know how some people are the kind of people where when they're busy they forget to eat or sleep or whatnot? Well, Chris isn’t exactly like that; he remembers to do those things but if he's busy he gets anxiety surrounding deadlines or to do lists and piling up work and so it makes his libido a little finicky. And so if he's working really hard he probably pushes his needs to the side so he can finish whatever it is, putting himself and his desires in the backseat for a second. And that is if the want to do sexy things is even there at all because again, anxiety is a bitch with killing things like that and its kinda hard to get into the moment when your thoughts are going a million miles an hour.

That being said though Chris, especially in his early adult years, radiates so much frat bro™️ energy that I cannot imagine anything but when he's just normally working- comfortably working and not stressing out, that he'd need to jerk off or get off at least every other day, possibly every day too. He's not great at delaying the inevitable, if he's horny, he's horny- why wait it out when he can take care of it now?

He just comes across to me as a, I'll just rub one out in the shower before my day gets going, when he's single, type of man. A maintainness orgasm kinda guy haha.

2. Sebastian:

I think Seb has a pretty consistent sex drive that's at, like, middle of the road all of the time. Likes he's happy to get off once a day/once every other day but he doesn't have to. He'd rather save up all that energy and spend a good amount of time working himself up for one orgasm than a few that are just, like, okay.

However.

When he gets horny...

Oh, boy, when he's horny he's horny and his sex drive can give Chris' a run for it's money (especially if he's feeling a little bratty *cough* sex kitten-ish *cough* or extra playful and wants to push Chris some).

That tendency to jump from 50 to 100 in the snap of his fingers (or, sometimes, the snap of Chris' fingers) means that when he's horny he rarely can wait. When he's cruising at his normal pace he's pretty good at staving it off until later when he's got more of a reason to get off or a natural spike in his sex drive, he likes to get off and have his orgasms feel monumentous y’know? He wants an actual release and a cliff to jump off of rather than a routine to follow through with.

Seb's more of a three/four to possibly five times a week than Chris five to six times a week.

3. Together:

You put these two together-?

Oh, boy, they're then like teenage boys for sure.

Chris' casual routine for an orgasm daily unless his work and/or emotional environment demands otherwise mixes practically fatally with Sebastian's want for his orgasms to be meaningful and big feeling... and they cannot keep their hands off of each other. They not only have sex to sate a natural urge but also to be close and feel close.

And before you know it, after they first have sex and go all in with learning what pushes the others buttons, they're the only ones who can make each other feel the way that they do y’know? Sebastian never is as loud as he is with Chris, he never cums as hard. He never floats so easily in subspace with anyone like he does with Chris... and Chris... nobody brings out Chris' dom side like Sebastian does, the kid just screams good to him. So good that he has to do something with it. Chris never cums as hard as he does with Sebastian with anyone else either, however, he also doesn't feel the sated urge from just getting Seb off with anyone else. Sometimes getting Seb to subspace and to an orgasm is better than getting off for Chris. Together they're unparalleled.

When they're together they have some sort of sex or close-to-sex intimacy every single day for sure, if not multiple times a day.

Evidence lol:

Thank you for the ask!!

[zacs-of-rwby]

Robot Dadpin (pt. 2)

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Ok, I got a little ahead of myself yesterday, so let’s go back a little to when Oscar first built Ozpin

- While Oscar is amazing with mechanics and coding, he is still only a fourteen year old boy - even prodigies have their limits

- So when Oz is first built, he is not as refined and ready for the world as Penny was

- His skin is still grey, metal, and shiny, with muted gold accents all over his body that look a lot like the designs on the Long Memory’s handle

(Fun fact: as Oz starts to learn more about Being Human™️, the accents change according to his emotions. When he’s upset/sad/angry, they turn off, turning into dark grey engravings, again, akin to the original design of his cane. But when he gets happy, they glow green, like his aura XD)

- More details about Beta Oz - his voice is robotic, staticy, choppy, and patch-work, like every word is being spoken by recordings of a different person (like he’s trying to “find his voice”)

- His movements are stiff and rigid, like he’s always a soldier snapped at attention

- Oscar programmed his main functions to be protecting and taking care of others’ needs but, without Pietro’s guidance, he couldn’t figure out how to make Oz feel

- When Penny was created, she already understood things like emotions and connections and the idea that not everything has to be so task-oriented

- For a few months, Oz really only does chores around the house, making sure Oscar and Penny are safe, fed, and comfortable

- Which is nice, but it’s not exactly what Oscar had in mind when he started this project

- Penny and Oscar needed a guardian, someone they could talk to and confide in just as much as they needed their physical needs met

- They didn’t need a servant, they needed a parent

- The main way Oscar and Penny provide for themselves is by continuing to run Pietro’s mechanics shop

- They fix up people’s cars, bikes, prosthetics, anything and everything that needs fixing for as cheap as they can while still making a living

- They usually work five hours a day, opening the garage that’s connected to the house they live in

- On these days, Oz can’t really leave the house. His metal skin would attract too much attention and Oscar is worried that if the wrong people saw him then they would call the cops and that would be no good

- Usually, Oz occupies himself by cleaning the house an unhealthy number of times because it’s the only task he has left

- One day, Oscar walks in after working and finds Oz just… sitting, on the couch, doing nothing. It’s the first time he’s seen Oz do that other than when he powers off to “sleep.”

“...Whatcha… whatcha doing there, Oz?”

“I am recharging my energy.”

“I uh- I think humans call that ‘relaxing.’” Oscar laughs

“Re-laxing…”

“Yeah. Would you mind if I relaxed with you?”

“I would not mind.”

- Oscar rolls his eyes (affectionate) and sits down next to him and flicks on the TV

- They watch a silly sitcom and Oz has a million questions

- Who’s that? What are they talking about? Why is water leaking from that man’s face?

“That’s called crying.”

No question, just a blank stare

Oscar gets it. “It means he’s upset or sad.”

Hmmm…

> Gathering new data.

> Implementing new program.

> Initiating Sad.exe

- Oz starts emulating what he sees on screen, just without the tears

- Oscar becomes Very Concerned™️, until Oz stops on command

- He’s learning.

- From that day on, Oscar and Penny use TV shows and movies to teach Oz about emotions and being human. Sometimes they have to explain why certain things aren’t possible or how unrealistic somethings are, but for the most part it works

- Although, for now, he’s sort of just gathering a database of emotions, he still doesn’t really understand how to feel them yet

One step at a time...

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