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ratsarecute4 · 3 years ago

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Lotr headcannons I have

Aragorn

He needs to be reminded to bathe or he won't fucking do it

Straight, but he is the biggest ally you will find

Had an emo phase as a teenager and wrote a lot of poetry

Talks about Arwen about 80% of the time. It should be annoying but is actually really sweet

Every year he dons his ranger outfit and hangs out in the woods for a few days to get a break from the stress of being King for a bit

Legalised gay marriage as his first act as King

Doesn't drink enough water

Always tells people they need to make sure to eat and relax but he doesn't do either of those himself

Boromir

Carries candy with him everywhere because Faramir loves candy and he just never got out of the habit of bringing it with him

Thinks of Merry and Pippin as his younger brothers

Aro/ace

Doesn't really understand romance but also gets really excited for his friends' relationships

Secretly loves when the hobbits complain about being too tired to walk because it means he gets to carry them and it makes him feel needed

Talks a lot about Faramir

Loves big dogs. He has several at a time and enjoys taking them on walks and spoiling them

His father owns peacocks and Boromir got bit by one once and now he is deathly afraid of them

Legolas

Used to talk shit about the rest of the fellowship to Aragorn before learning that Frodo and Boromir both speak elvish too

Makes up silly songs and sings them in an obnoxious voice to annoy everyone else

Although some of the others in the fellowship might think of him as cool and serious at first, he actually can't take anything seriously

Somehow always has flowers in his hair, even during the winter

Doesn't tell anyone he is a prince at first because he doesn't want them to expect him to act like a prince

The youngest child with several older brothers. He just gives me youngest child vibes

Doesn't understand how mortal ages work so treats everyone like a child

Vibes well with Pippin

Overly enthusiastic about pine nuts

Gandalf

Can't actually turn anyone into an animal. He just uses this to threaten children so they won't misbehave

Somehow, Pippin finds out and decides to be even more annoying now that he knows the threat is empty

Gandalf starts threatening to beat him with his staff instead

Loves going to the Shire because hobbits throw the best parties and because they all think of him as a weird old man who does magic tricks. The outside world place expectations on him so it is nice to go to the Shire to have some fun

Is very fond of children of all types and believes the best use of his magic is to entertain the children with it

While he views the rest of the hobbits in the fellowship as adults who can make their own decisions, he knows Pippin is still a child and so treats him as he would his own grandchild.

Feels really guilty for everything that happened to the hobbits and believes it is his fault

Constantly makes jokes about having died

Gimli

Talks shit about the rest of the fellowship to himself. Thankfully, no one understands him

Understands the importance of keeping the dwarves' secrets secret, but also taught Legolas every swear word in his language because he thinks it is funny

Cares quite a bit about his appearance, especially his beard, and carries a comb in his belt right beside his throwing axes

Legolas is the only one allowed to touch his hair. Everyone else doesn't wash their hands enough, according to him

Kind of a mom friend

After the quest, he visits the Shire and makes sure to go to every tavern to try out all the ale

Once got in a very heated argument with Merry about pipeweed and it was so bad Aragorn had to intervene

Sam

Doesn't trust anyone but himself to cook

Bisexual icon

Also polyamorous

Married to Rosie and Frodo

Is super strong because of all the gardening work he does

Incredibly fond of chickens. He gets a few chickens when they return back to the Shire and he loves them so much.

Knows a lot about flower language and always gives people flowers that mean something

Makes the best chicken pot pie in all the Shire. He knows this because he won a prize for it at the Fair in Michel Delving

Really really loves elves and learns elvish so he can speak to them. He practices with Legolas every time he is over

Like Gimli, is a mom friend. If he so much as guesses someone might be sick, he fusses over them and makes them soup and doesn't allow them to get out of bed until he is convinced they are well

Gets super embarrassed when people treat him like a hero, but also secretly enjoys it and knows he deserves it

Always grows too much zucchini and when the harvesting season comes around everyone tries to discreetly avoid him so he can't give them a thousand zucchinis

Frodo

Feels really bad about how he used to steal Farmer Maggot's crops so now he leaves more crops in the fields any time he passes by the farm. Farmer Maggot caught him doing it once and was really confused when Frodo explained his method behind "reverse stealing"

Asexual

Went through an emo phase when he was a teenager

Enjoys his reputation for being odd. It makes him proud to inherit Bilbo's title of Mad Baggins

Is very good at swimming. He doesn't do it often and was scared of water for the while after his parents drowned, but he is a strong swimmer and fast too

Enjoys making bread. It makes him feel strong to use his hand after the quest and kneading bread is the perfect way to do it

Enjoys hosting grand parties with lots of food and dancing

Spends a lot of money on repairing roads and bridges anytime he hears they need fixing

Writes stories all the time

Likes to climb trees

He has a lot of bad days where he can't get out of bed, so he makes sure to really enjoy the good days. On good days, he invites friends over, or bakes pastries, or dances with Sam and Rosie

Owns the grumpiest, bitchiest cat in the whole world. Sam jokingly calls it Gollum and it responds only to that now

Merry

Had a huge crush on Éowyn

Really likes girls who are strong and stubborn

Straight, but he gives me trans vibes

A total nerd

Knows literally everything there is to know about pipeweed and will tell you all about it whether you are interested or not

Has very strong opinions on most things and cannot be swayed from them

Used to lie and say Pippin was his brother because he was sad they were just cousins

Very cunning and comes up with a lot of schemes and plans. He is good at not getting caught

Has always held an interest for herbs but becomes even more interested after his time spent in the House of Healing

Learns Rohhiric. At first it is to impress Éowyn, but then because he finds it interesting

Can't sing but does it anyway

Owns lots of ponies. He allows all the children he knows to name them

Wears giant round glasses and think they make him look cool and smart even though they actually make him look like a total geek

One time he broke a flowerpot at Bag End and blamed it on Pippin and then cried later because he felt bad

Makes about a thousand cookies every year around Yule

Pippin

Insists he is taller than Merry even though he knows deep down it isn't true

Dyslexic

Bisexual

Super gender non conforming. He wears skirts sometimes because he like how he looks in them.

Used to let his sisters play dress-up and tea party with him as a kid because he wanted to be included in their games

Thinks Boromir is so cool and wants to be like him

Gandalf called him a little shit once and he has been chasing that high ever since

Very shy around girls he fancies but is painfully obvious around boys

He had a crush on Aragorn for like, a day, but then he made them march through a marsh and the crush went away instantly

Used to hang around Bag End in the summertime so he could watch Sam roll his sleeves up

Had a huge crush on Faramir and was low key jealous when he got married

Honestly he gets a crush on every mildly attractive person he meets

Plays a bunch of different instruments

Decent at art and likes to sketch

Likes to have odd pets like frogs and rats and fish

Was born early and got sick often as a child

He really loves Gandalf and views him as a grandfather, despite how much he likes to get on his nerves

Sometimes, when he is lonely, he talks to Boromir in hopes that wherever he is, he is listening

Met his wife Diamond when she nearly ran him over with her wagon

Even when he becomes Thain he never gets out of the habit of pranking people

Whenever he tells stories about the quest he adds new embellishments and at this point it is so far from what originally happened but it is way more entertaining and children love to listen to it

Is banned from two different inns in Michel Delving

Éowyn

She can actually cook, it's just Rohan has really shitty cuisine. I bet they eat lutefisk and that pickled shark soup stuff they used to eat over in Iceland

If, after the war is over, something happened and her friends were in danger, she would not hesitate to go into battle again, though she is glad that they are in a time of peace now because she knows war is awful now

Doesn't know how to read because Rohhiric is not a written language, so Faramir teaches her so she can send letters to her friends all over the world and they are really proud of her progress

Finds she likes weaving and makes a huge tapestry telling the stories from the war. It hangs in Minas Tirith in the throne room

Becomes good friends with Arwen and talks about herb lore with her a lot and they totally lock eyes with eachother to give eachother The Look every time a guy says something stupid in their presence. You know the Look.

Definitely still carries a sword around with her while travelling but never really wants to use it

She becomes more comfortable in her life after she finds friends and family, and she works together with Aragorn and Éomer to help pass laws that give women more freedom (allowing divorce, banning marriages to children, allowing women to have control over their finances, etc) they are both happy to change the laws, although Éomer has to confront some of his prejudices first

Faramir

I dont know what this man is but cis ain't it

Was questioning whether he was gay for a while because he wasn't attracted to women (though he wasn't attracted to men, either) and then he met Éowyn and realized he was just demiromantic

Loves giving Éowyn flowers and planning picnic dates for the two of them

This man is a romantic

He writes her poetry and leaves it around their room for her to find after he teaches her to read

Worried about whether he will be a good dad or not but he gets the hang of it really easily and is a really really good father

Was aware of Pippin's crush on him during the war and just tried to ignore it because it was awkward to think about it

Started carrying candies around in his pockets in remembrance of Boromir

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thesmokingguns · 2 years ago

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Ghosting

It hadn’t been done to hurt her, in fact he had done it to protect her but nonetheless for the last two weeks Duff had cut off all contact with the girl he had been seeing. Things had been going well and that was what had scared him. He had been in plenty of relationships before knew what it was like when red flags flew but the green flags that she kept throwing up scared him, made him worried.

Duff had missed their date at the Thai place she was super excited to try. He had gotten reservations, using his band name and told her they could meet there at 7pm. She told him she was going to buy a new dress and maybe he could come over after they ate. The idea of being invited to her space was what had freaked him out. And the fact she was buying a new dress wanting to look good for him. All the effort she was putting in when they had only been seeing each other for about a month. It made him nervous that he wasn’t putting in enough effort for her. He began worrying that she was into him more than he could be into her.

Sure, Duff liked her but he wasn’t ready for something serious and that was what he would be getting dating her. So he hadn’t shown up to dinner that night. Instead he watched her walk into the restaurant, a form fitting cheongsam in inky navy blue silk that he knew would make her eyes pop. He could imagine her sitting across from him, thanking him for getting them into the place and asking what to order.

He had driven away, gone home and taken his phone off the hook so when she called to check on him it would ring busy. He left his pager in the car so that he wouldn’t feel guilty when she paged him. And he turned all the lights off as he sunk down in his bathtub, fully clothed. As he smoked a cigarette and guzzled a bottle of vodka, trying not to hear the soft knocking on the door.

When he was sure that she had gone away he found his favorite order: fried tofu with peanut sauce, chicken satay, Tom Kha Gai with tofu, and Pad See Ew. He felt guilty as he sat it on his kitchen table, looking at her handwritten note saying she missed him at dinner and was hoping he was okay. She asked him to call her in the morning so she wouldn’t worry. But Duff knew he wasn’t going to.

The food was thrown away, despite him knowing what the cost was at the high end restaurant that he had wanted to treat her to. He imagined her paying the bill on her part time salary. She was a college student and though she never talked about money he knew that she wasn’t making a lot of it at her campus bookstore gig.

The next day she called him at night, leaving a message on the answering machine to see if he was okay and if he needed anything. Duff deleted it, pouring himself a drink as he reassured himself he was doing the right thing, even if it felt bad in the moment. She called a few more times with no response and Duff started to feel the emptiness in his life without her around.

It was Slash who said something to him about it as they sat backstage. He watched the way Duff drank, heavier than usual and seemed to be lost in some cloud of despair he had built for himself.

“Where’s the girl you were seeing? She was at our last show and you two played grab ass the whole time.``He was trying to joke with the bassist but the sour expression he got was not the answer he had been expecting.

“I have been avoiding her. I don’t want to hurt her feelings.” Izzy looked up, suddenly interested in the conversation.

“So she’s fair game?” The guitarist asked, thinking about the attractive brunette who had commented on the book that was in his guitar case. Duff was usually calm, composed with his band. They were all dudes who struggled and grew together as a band. They had bro code and this would usually be laughed at but something in Duff broke.

“Listen, you and Axl might have your fucked up swapping chicks things but stay the fuck away from Annie.” he got up quickly, kicking over his chair as he moved out of the room in a fury, wishing that he hadn’t spent the last two weeks ghosting the girl he obviously was harboring feelings for.

He made it to the payphones, dialing her number after depositing two dimes. He hadn’t even realized he had memorized the digits of her number until it started ringing. The ringing is where Duff started to freak out, worried about if he should hang up but he heard the ringing end.

“Hello?” her voice was soft, sweet and sleepy and he regretted waking her up. They had played a gig and it was pushing 2AM. He shouldn’t have been so foolish thinking about her. He stayed silent, listening to the rustle of her sheets and soft breathing, “Duffy is that you?” she hadn’t called him that before and his heart cracked and shattered at the way he had ignored this sweetheart after she was so good to him.

“I need to see you, Annie.” he was slurring, drunker than he realized, embarrassed about it as he covered his mouth wondering how much he had to drink as he pined over her. She was quiet for a second, “Please, I miss you and-”

“I guess I can meet you. You sound like…well…I don’t think you should drive. So where are you and I’ll call a taxi to come meet you. It might take me a few to get down there but I will come.” she was so kind and he regretted trying to ghost her.

Duff gave Annie the club info, tried to say he would pay for the cab but he kept on just saying he needed her. Over and over again until Annie in her sweet calmness said she needed to get off the phone to call a cab. He couldn’t wait and went outside, the wet rainy night made all the lights look blurry and he kept turning hsi head so suddenly at every appearance of headlights he was getting light headed, dizzy from being so drunk. Almost spinning out and-

“Duffy, come here.” hands on his made him blink, confused as he saw Annie, an oversized t-shirt and a pair of cowboy boots on, hair a mess from sleeping. She looked like an angel who had just rolled out of bed.

He was shrugging off his jacket, nearly falling over as he tried twice to wrap it around her before she finally got it on and began leading him across the street to the Denny’s. She got him into a booth, asked the waitress for a cup of coffee and water, sliding both over to Duff as she sat across from him, waiting for an explanation for his bad behavior.

“You’re too good for me, Annie. I didn’t want to hurt you by eventually fucking up and making you hate me. I started wanting to see you all the time and thinking about you and I just, I just had to fucking-sorry for swearing, I just had to let go of you before I poisoned you.” she blinked, looking at him with those cobalt blue eyes of hers, that reminded him of delicate patterns on China when she was really lightning in a storm.

“You should have talked to me, not ghosted me. I was worried. About you. About if I did something. About if I was good enough.” he looked startled at her last point, the idea that she wasn’t good enough making him choke on the coffee he was drinking, coughing into his hands as he looked at her in alarm.

“Annie, NO!” it came out forceful, too loud. The waitresses looked over, ready to try and get between the young people if he got violent. But Annie gave them a small shake of her head as she looked at Duff.

“What you did hurt me Duff. You took away my choice. If I choose to date you I am signing up for the risk of a broken heart. I know what you do for a living. I know who you are. I was willing to take that risk because I like you, a lot.``He didn’t like the way she said she ‘was willing’ instead of ‘is willing’. The past tense made him worried he had realized his mistake too late. “If we do this, Duffy. If you want to date me, you need to talk to me and not get stuck in that pretty head of yours.” she tucked a strand of his wild blonde hair behind his ear.

The softness of the touch made him close his eyes, leaning into the feeling of her fingertips. Annie’s hand caressed his cheek as he opened his eyes again, looking at her watch him with the gentleness he didn’t think he deserved.

“I’m sorry. I just want you so much and I’m worried about messing it all up.” he whispered his worry, hating that he could let this perfect girl see him vulnerable. But Annie didn’t think less of him for sharing how he felt. Instead she was moving across the table, sitting beside him and giving duff a soft kiss on his lips.

“We can figure this out. I want to figure this out with you but you need to not ghost me and you need to be present and honest. That’s all I ask of you.” Annie said and Duff knew that he had almost lost her with his reckless action.

“So we can do this?” she nodded at the way he smiled at her, “Just one thing, stay away from Izzy.” her eyebrows furrowed together, confused as she looked at him surprised by the request he had given.

“Your cute guitarist? Why?”

“Don’t call him cute. He’s feral like a wild animal. And don’t worry about it…just…stay away.” Duff kissed her then to seal their deal, happy with Annie leaning in to kiss him back. He had learned his lesson about ghosting now. And would never do that again.

#duff mckagan fan fiction #duff mckagan x you #duff McKagan #duff mckagan fanfic #duff mckagan x oc #duff gnr

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babygirlpontius · 2 years ago

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oki!! well mm idk its not like . groundbreaking or anything but like could u write a transmasc reader coming out to like, any jackass guy(s) of ur choosing? idk i dont have any good ideas rn lmaoo

i hope you like this and that it’s not like. super corny lol! i went ahead and had the reader coming out to all the guys in the main cast, bc why not, they’re all lovely :))

note: before the reader comes out to them, the guys will refer to him by his last name to avoid deadnaming :)

coming out as transmasc to the jackass guys (transmasc reader (he/him pronouns) + jackass main cast)

“Hey.” You shut the trailer door gently behind you. “Oh, good, you’re all here. Um. Yeah.”

“What’s up, Y/L/N?” Johnny holds up a beer, jiggling it slightly. “Wanna drink?”

“No,” you say, not wanting to hinder yourself, but - “Actually, yeah. Toss one over.”

So maybe you do need some liquid courage. It’s not like what you’re about to do is easy.

“What’d you need to talk to us about?” asks Dave. “It’s not anything serious, is it?”

“I hope you’re not chickening out of tomorrow’s stunt.” That was Preston. “I really need you out there with me, Y/L/N, I can’t do it alone.”

“The stunt’s still happening, Pres, don’t worry.” You swallow, fingers playing with the condensation on the can in your hands. “No, it’s - It’s...It’s kind of hard for me to say.”

“Take your time,” says Ryan, ever the patient sweetheart.

You nod. “Ok, so - you guys wouldn’t, like, freak out if I was...different, would you?”

“Can’t get any more different than Dave shitting on command, can you?” Bam cracks, and you laugh with the others.

“No, it’s, uh. It’s not like that.”

You hesitate for a second, unsure of what to say next.

“Are you gay?” asks Ehren. When everyone turns to look at him, he only shrugs. “Seemed like it could be a prime coming out moment, I don’t know.”

“Well, let’s not assume anything - “ starts Wee Man, but -

“Actually, Danger’s kinda close?” You chuckle nervously. “I mean, not that far off the mark, I guess...”

“Oh.” Johnny sips his beer. “So you’re gay? That’s cool.”

“You can have my rainbow g-string if you want,” offers Chris.

You shake your head. “Actually, um. I’m transgender. Like. I want to appear more...masculine-presenting, and. I’d really appreciate if you all called me Y/N and just - treated me like one of you, I guess?”

You take a big drink after that, stomach fluttering with nerves.

“...So, you’re like...a dude, now?” asks Bam, looking confused. “Like...you want to cut your hair and not shave your legs and shit?”

“Basically.” You swallow. “I mean, that’s the gist of it, I guess. This has been a long time coming, really.”

“We always thought you were just super butch.” Johnny shrugs. “But, you know, this makes a lot more sense.”

“You’re - You’re cool with it?” you ask nervously. “Like, it’s not...weird?”

Wee Man shakes his head. “Pretty sure we’ve all seen weirder in our time, Y/N.”

You smile - he called you by your name. It feels really awesome to hear it.

“If anyone here does have a problem,” you say. “Tell me, now. And - I don’t know. At least I’ll know about it, I guess.”

You wait, bracing yourself. But not one person says a thing.

“Y/N’s a cool fucking name,” says Dave, grinning. “Cooler than Preston, at least.”

“Hey!”

You laugh, a huge wave of relief crushing through you. “Thank you guys so much. This is...seriously. Thank you so much.”

You’re crying a bit, but you can’t really help it. And then someone hugs you, pulling you into his chest, and you cry a little harder.

“Guess we need a new token girl on the crew,” Ryan mutters into your ear, and you laugh, sniffling against his shoulder. When you lean away, you rub at your eyes, and you smile.

“Not to get cheesy as fuck,” you say. “But I really do love you guys.”

Johnny salutes you. “And we love you, brave soldier. Welcome to the ranks of Real Men.”

“Then why’s Ehren here?” Bam jokes, and you all crack up. You feel more relaxed than you’ve felt in a really, really long time.

The door to the trailer is thrown open suddenly, and Steve-O walks in, evidently just coming back from probably taking a gnarly shit in the Port-a-Potty.

“What’d I miss? Oh, hey, Y/L/N.”

“Shit,” you exclaim. “I knew someone was missing.”

“Y/L/N’s one of the guys now,” says Chris, grinning. “He wants to be called Y/N, which is a super badass name.” He tosses a beer to Steve-O, who narrowly doesn’t catch it. “Crack one open, O.”

Steve-O turns to you. “Is that true, Y/L/N?”

You smile sheepishly and nod, and Steve-O just goes,

“Yeah, dude!”

#my writing #jackass #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville #ryan dunn #bam margera #dave england #ehren mcghehey #chris pontius #steve-o #wee man #preston lacy

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1dclicheficfest · 4 years ago

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The time has come, my dears! We’ve compiled, organized and sorted your submissions and we’re ready to share them! We’ve had so much fun reading your clichés and we hope it’ll give you a good laugh.

Important disclaimer because it has to be said: we do not endorse any of the clichés submitted and these are not meant to spark Discourse™ . This is all in good fun, to spark your imagination and perhaps inspire some prompts!

Before we get to the fun part, don’t forget that prompt submissions open on February 1st and will run until March 28th. The full schedule can be found here.

And now, without further ado, here are your brilliant clichés.

HARRY

Green eyes

Huge eyes

Dimples

Always smirking

“The flirt”

Jobs: Works in a flower shop/Used to be a baker/Frat boy/LA socialite/Mermaid

“Quirky”

Clumsy/balance issues

Health nut/Workout junkie/Eats a lot of avocado and kale/loves yoga/gross green health smoothies

Very slow speech

Paints his nails

Beautiful long luscious curly hair

Long legs/large hands

Tall/large/big

Nudity/loves walking around starkers

Obsessed with being pregnant/babies

Kind to everyone

Bites his lip a lot

Tells terrible jokes/loves puns

Naive and oblivious

Clothing: Pearl necklace, Chelsea boots/gold boots/boots in general/Gucci everything/Flared, high-waisted trousers/’red and black sheer floral shirt with black skinny jeans’

Always unbuttons his shirt to show off tattoos

Baby seal laugh

Bad at driving

Hipster/takes artsy photos

Acting out for attention/Petty jealousy for no reason or because of a misunderstanding or when anyone comes near Louis

Bad dancer that gives it his all/makes awkward shapes with his limbs when trying to dance

Cat mom/Wine aunt

Resting bitch face

Rides a motorcycle

LIAM

Little clueless

Insecure

Louis is constantly messing with him

Roommates with Louis

Puppy/a lost puppy/puppy in human form/puppy eyes/puppy who doesn’t know how hot and strong he is/loves puppies

Manly muscle man/buff af/loves working out/sweet himbo beefcake

Bullied in the past

Giant heart/incredibly kind/soft/super loyal

Worry-wart/mother hen of the band/gets nervous when things don’t go to plan

Voice of reason/the responsible one/Daddy Direction/level-headed/most serious of the five/keeps the others grounded

Doesn’t know how to let loose and have fun

Lacking in experience/innocent about sex things

Oblivious to his feelings/other people’s feelings for him

Jobs: Firefighter/boxer/athlete

Super soft for Zayn

Protective

“Wants to cry as soon as Louis opens his mouth and doesn’t know if it’s because he’s scared, because it’s too funny, or because he just can’t handle any of it.”

Fear of spoons

Timid/

“being very shy/awkward in the beginning and then getting more confident because of Louis”

Snake habitat turn around!

Can’t spell

His turtle losing a foot

“Smelly pasta house”

Loves batman

Being alpha in ABOs

Unruly curly hair then trimmed to a crisp buzz

LOUIS

Blue eyes: ocean blue/blue as the sky on a sunny winter day/twinkle eyes

Arse and/or tummy as a defining feature

Sassy/sass master/feisty/snarky/cheeky/witty/playful/funny/sarcastic/joker

Flamboyant

Heart of gold/”Louis IS the sun”

“Does not suffer fools gladly (that’s your job you fooking loosah)”/hot-headed to pick fights only in defense of those he loves

Protective/Mama bear/loyal/Daddy of the group

Small/Dainty stature emphasized

Runs fingers through his fringe/hair always styled

Jobs: Footie player, teacher, drama teacher, actor, plays in a band

Loves music and writes songs

Plays footie (even if it’s not his job)

LOUD

Can’t cook/chicken wrapped in parma/”Can’t cook to save his life and if he does the kitchen ends up in flames”

Soft with Harry

School: Studying drama, being the bad boy, pop!punk Louis

Bratty/petty/snappy

Smoking

Zayn’s partner in crime

Rooms with Liam

Calls everyone ‘love’/uses too many terms of endearment

Yorkshire accent emphasized/always talks about Doncaster

Clothing: Vans or Adidas shoes/Toms/trackies/braces/red jeans/dressing in comfortable clothes only/no socks/scarf

Very good with kids/loves kids/family-oriented/looking after siblings/having a huge family

Eats junk food only

“The gay who cannot drive”

NIALL

Drinks a lot/Drinks everyone under the table because he’s Irish/Guinness lover/fun drunk/Will sing Gaelic folk songs when drunk/big social drinker-always making friends via alcohol/will kiss anyone when drunk

Food: Eats all the food/doesn’t season his food/loves Nando’s/”100% will take the last slice of pizza and not feel bad about it”/can and will eat you out of house and home/actually eats and cooks healthy but everyone thinks the opposite

Irish/Irish and proud/Wey Hey lads!/leprechaun Niall

Carefree/nothing bothers him

Romantic: falls fast and hard

Captain Niall!/Captain of the ship(s)

Music: guitar always present/Goes into the zone when he has an instrument in his hands - nothing will distract or get through to him/The Eagles fanboy/Damien Rice fanboy

Funny/always laughing/joking around/head back cackle of a laugh

Single/hooks up with a ton of people but no serious relationships/sleeps around/Serial Ladies man/Friends with benefits with multiple people at once/

Turns up the charm 100% and never half-asses it/”Scrunches his hair in thought and knows he looks cute doing so (like girls that purposefully bite their lip)”

Friends with literally everyone/has a thousand surface-level friends that think they’re close to him but keeps all at arm’s length/the greatest friend but also pickiest about who he becomes friends with

Clothing: Constantly shirtless/shorts over trousers/flip-flops as house shoes/gold chain/coin necklace/hoop earring/”golf dad that tucks in his shirts and unironically wears polos”

Obsessed with golf and football/practices his putt in the hallway with an empty loo roll

A bro

Secretly insightful/Tactless but gives essential advice as a result

Secretive/keeps his shit quiet/Definitely the guy with the most secrets

The blond one

Hairy chest

Worst poker face

Finger guns/peace signs

Blushes when he’s excited

Adores Shawn and Lewis

Cares a lot about what others think

Says no judgment but really judges a lot/judges you based on music taste

Rings in at 0 on the gaydar but could surprise you/the only het one

Tries to avoid conflict by remaining ‘on the fence’ and not picking a side

Always the roommate

Face mask selfies

Emotions rotate between sad, sexy, and fun - combination vary

Never a villain

Close with Harry

“Violent masturbating in the next room”

Constant pet names for everyone/”Even has pet names for his devices (like his vacuum robot”

ZAYN

Super smart/nerd/wise/The Ravenclaw

Smokes a lot

Secretly very soft/gentle/biggest heart/”His confidence and aloofness hide a sensitive heart of gold”/Bad boy secretly soft

Heart-eyes at Liam/Soft with Liam/”Lee-yum”

Mysterious eyes

Best friends with Louis

Jobs: Artist, tattoo artist, English teacher who loves art, works in comic book store,

Shy/withdrawn/mysterious/brooding best friend/quiet/”Seems intimidating until you realize he’s just shy”/bad boy outside, soft boy inside/”not as cool as he seems but way sweeter”

The artistic one/tortured artist/art student/skater/also does graffiti/spray-paint

Marvel fan/comic book fan/superhero fan

Clothing: Wears his clothes like armor/leather jacket/”He’s the only one with good taste and he knows it”

Most ‘devil may care’ about his sexuality

Family-oriented/family man

Involved with his religion

Model figure/carved by gods/vain but not obnoxious about it

Catchprase is ‘sick’

Needs time alone to recharge

Changes his hair a lot/that one strand of hair that falls over his eyes

Thinks Malibu is called Malabami

“Eats candy underwear off of Harry’s crotch”

#1dclicheficfest #cliche results #resources #masterpost #character cliches

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reddielibrary · 5 years ago

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Maybe It Slipped

Written by @eddieneedshisinhaler

Gift for @richiehearteyestozier

Pairing: Richie Tozier x Eddie Kaspbrak

Word count: 1400

Rating: T

AO3 Link

A/N : so this is a thing! this was my first content exchange and i had a really fun time writing this, this is my first finished fic for the it fandom and im really excited to gift this to molly. not exactly what u asked for but i hope u like it nonetheless!

Summary: Richie felt like it should have been more embarrassing, admitting how much he loved Eddie, but it also seemed like just another truth of the world. The sky was blue, the grass was green, there was a killer clown living in the Derry sewer system, and Richie loved Eddie. That startling clarity, that hyperaware sense of self did not, however, make it any easier for anyone involved.

Eddie slapped at his arm.

Once class was over, the two started their conversation up again.

“But I’m serious, Eduardo, I can’t waste Halloween. This is our last one before high school and I just wanna spend it with my,” Richie choked, his eyes flashing to Eddie. “You,” he finished lamely as they loaded his books into Eddie’s locker.

“It’s this week, right? I’ll have to come up with something to tell my mom, but I don’t see why we can’t,” Eddie shrugged, missing the flash of excitement on Richie’s face when he closed the door and spun the lock a few times.

The day of Halloween, Richie was pretty fuckin’ excited for Eddie to come over. He had a sheet hanging from the top bunk of his bed over the bottom, the easiest fort imaginable and he was standing by it, Eddie, it’s perfect. Along with that, Richie had also dug out a few strings of Christmas lights to hang up around the bottom bed, knowing they - the two crybabies that they were - would need some light source if a movie had even the slightest jumpscare.

Speaking of movies, Richie was in awe of the great horror movies he’d picked out for the evening. Amidst the horror classics like Poltergeist and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, there were a few silly movies like Beetlejuice and The Man with Two Brains. Not a shabby collection, if Richie said so himself, because he had to beg his older sister to rent them from Blockbuster. He even went so far as to get Eddie’s favorite candies, spending so much on Twizzlers and black licorice that he mentioned buying stock to his parents when they asked.

But, let’s be honest, no matter just how prepared Richie felt in the literal sense, he was still (mentally) shitting his fucking pants because Eddie fuckin’ Kaspbrak was coming to watch movies and hopefully stay the night and Richie was in panic mode, ladies, this is not a drill.

See, if someone had told Richie he’d realize one sweaty summer afternoon at the end of June that he had a massive crush on aforementioned Loser, he’d have laughed and made a few ‘your mom’ jokes to deflect, and only at three in the morning would he be willing to analyze every interaction he’s ever had with Eddie ever. That was just a whole can of worms that could not be dealt with.

But it was not June anymore, it’s October and he loved his best friend with every fiber of his being. That was a can of worms that had been opened and dealt with, and yeah, it was super fucking scary to be gay in Derry, but how could the way he felt about Eddie be wrong?

Richie felt like it should have been more embarrassing, admitting how much he loved Eddie, but it also felt like just another truth of the world. The sky was blue, the grass was green, there was a killer clown living in the Derry sewer system, and Richie loved Eddie. That startling clarity, that hyperaware sense of self did not, however, make it any easier for anyone involved.

Because of course Richie was going to be a little shit to Eddie once he realized he was well and truly ass over tits for the kid, and he deliberately made their interactions so much more annoying than Eddie could ever expect. Now it’s not like he wanted his little hypochondriac darling to hate him, Richie more so just wanted to make sure all of Eddie’s attention was on Richie at all times.

In Richie’s own defence, the voice in his head was always trying to make sure Eddie was always looking at him. It honestly and truthfully felt like if his eyes weren’t on Richie for even a second, that Trashmouth himself would cease to exist.

Okay, so maybe he was dramatic and over exaggerating and also completely off track, but whatever. It was Halloween and he was freaking out.

“It’s just Eddie,” Richie said when his alarm went off.

“It’s just a friendly hang out,” he thought as he rode his bike to school alongside Eddie.

“Totally platonic,” when Eddie had whacked his arm and leaned against Richie after the latter delivered a wicked punchline.

“Nothing to read into,” as Eddie kept glancing over to him in Physics, his doe eyes shining under the flickering fluorescent lights.

(Towards the end of the day, Richie had almost stopped believing himself when Eddie kept brushing his shoulder against Richie’s in the library. (But then Bowers walked in and Eddie disappeared down a random row of books.))

It wasn’t until after school and the two were walking their bikes home side by side that Richie let himself steal glances, and his eyes followed the sweat that beaded at Eddie’s forehead and slowly slipped down his cheek before Eddie swiped it away. He turned away quickly when his friend looked over at him and grinned.

“So what movies did you get? If I have to watch Charlie fucking Brown’s Halloween special again I’m gonna fuckin’ lose it, Rich,” Eddie babbled, waving his free hand around and bumping into Richie every so often.

“I had to say we have a project in English that’s due tomorrow like I said earlier, so we might have to tell her details about this fake project on Saturday when you come over. You’re still coming, right? I finished our hats and you still have those joke mustaches, right? We’ll be the best Mario and Luigi,” he finished, somehow managing to not be out of breath.

Richie grinned and took his chance.

“Oh I’ll be coming alright, Eds, coming ten inches deep in your mom!” and then he was hopping up onto his bike, and Richie started pedaling as fast as his chicken legs can.

“Richie, you motherfucker!”

“That’s the point, Spaghetti,” Richie called back as he slowed to wait for Eddie by a stop sign, and his friend’s shorter (I’m still growing, asshole!) legs worked hard to get him to Richie.

“You’re such a dick, you know that? What is with you, you stupid fuck, we can’t even have a nice, civil conversation without you pissing all over it with your nasty jokes,” Eddie had a flush high in his freckled cheeks, and his mouth ran a mile a minute while he insulted Richie as much as he could.

“Eddie, my sweet, I have to keep you on your toes somehow,” he winked, seeing Eddie’s flush travel down his neck and under his polo; a place Richie couldn’t see.

He gulped and looked away, not seeing the way Eddie tracked the beginnings of an adam’s apple on Richie’s throat move up and down. The two stood at the stop sign, stuck in the moment, air sticky with words they couldn’t stay.

A passing car with the driver laying on their horn broke the moment, the two boys starting to pedal towards Richie’s house in silence. Eddie tried to speak, but his voice cracked and he turned even redder. He cleared his throat and tried again.

“So what movies did you pick out?”

#reddie #halloween event 2019 #eddieneedshisinhaler

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imaginesforyourfandom · 5 years ago

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I’m Gay! - USWNT Imagine

(Y/N) POV:

I paced around my room trying to hype myself for the conversation I was about to have. It really shouldn’t be that big of a deal, but for some reason I am scared shitless. I took a breath and tried to calm my self down.

“I can’t do it” I mumbled to myself as I sat down putting my head in my hands. I have tried about five different times to have this conversation with my teammates, yet every single time I have chickened out.

I don’t understand why I am so scared. Coming out to a team full of gays should feel easier. I don’t believe in my heart for a second that they would stop loving me or hate me, but damn if I don’t feel the pressure. I am psyching myself out too much.

My head shot up when I heard the door open. It was Alex, Kelley, and Pinoe laughing about something. I tried to hide the fear that I felt and smiled at them. They both gave me odd looks when they saw the nervousness on my face.

“Are you-?”

“I’m Gay!” I said rubbing my hands together and swallowing. I let out a shaky breathe waiting for their reactions.

“Same!” Pinoe said grinning at me

“Mood” Kelley said nodding her head

Alex gave them both looks and then walked towards me pulling me in for a hug. Kel and Pinoe then both joined the hug as I started crying a little into Alex’s shoulder. I pulled back from them wiping my eyes.

“I’m sorry.”

“You have nothing to be sorry about.” Pinoe said taking my face into her face. “You are so loved on this team and it doesn’t matter who you love. Nothing is ever going to change how much we care for you.”

Her words caused me to cry harder as she pulled me closer rubbing my back as I cried into her shoulder.

“I don’t know why I was scared.” I said continuing to wipe away my tears. “I knew you wouldn’t care, but I just…”

“Hey, you’re fine. Coming out is a scary thing. We are all super proud of you.” Kelley said giving me a huge smile. “So, you got a girlfriend? Like anyone? I need to know.”

I let out a laugh as the other two girls also laughed. Alex wrapped an arm around me to give me some comfort as I blushed at Kelley’s questions.

“No girlfriend. Unfortunately.” I said leaning my head against Alex’s shoulder. She immediately pulled away and looked at me.

“You do like someone though?” she said staring at me with shock. I looked at her and then the other girls with a deer in headlights look.

“No!” I said shaking my head with wide eyes.

“You do! Oh my god, Is it someone on the team?”

I blushed super hard and looked away from them. I thought about my crush on Mal. We were both the younger players on the team so usually we stayed near each other.

“It’s Mal” I said looking at them.

All three of them got huge smiles on their faces. I don’t think my face could get redder of I tried.

“This is amazing.” Kelley mumbled looking to the two other girls. “I am already planning the wedding in my head. Oh my god. Ash is going to flip”

“Ash? JJ and Crystal are going to flip. They’ve been going on this for weeks.”

I watched all three girls go into a conversation about which teammates were most likely to flip out over my crush on Mal.

“Someone want to fill me in?” I asked looking at them. “You seemed shocked for like five seconds.”

“Oh honey, the whole team has been wanting you and Mal together for like ever.” Alex gave me a small smile as I stared at her my mouth opening in surprise.

“Wait…are you going to tell the rest of the team?” Pinoe asked giving me a serious look. “It’s okay if you don’t want to.”

“No, I do. I just am nervous.”

“(Y/N) you do not have to if you do not want to.” Kelley said matching Pinoe’s look of seriousness.

“I want to.” I said nodding my head.

“When do you want to? I can call a team meeting right now if you want.” Pinoe said nodding her head as she pulled her phone out.

“No, I have an idea.” I pulled my phone out and went to our group chat with everyone else. I typed out a message really quick. I read it over to edit it and make sure that there were no errors. I then pressed send. All three girls looked to their phones. Pinoe and Alex both let out laughs as Kelley read it out loud.

“I hope you don’t mind but I’m gay. Short and sweet I like it.”

“No, we wait” I said sitting down waiting for everyone to respond. They all smiled at me.

“I am so proud of you” Alex said giving me a big smile. I smiled back at her and then turned my head towards the door when it flew open.

Ashlyn and Tobin came in with Christen, JJ, and Ali behind them. Ashlyn said nothing as she pulled me into a hug.

“My little gay baby.” She said turning towards everyone with me still in her arms.

I was then passed around for hugs as more people started coming into the room. I gave them all smiles and thanked them for their support. My heart practically jumped into my stomach as Mal entered the room. She didn’t say a word as she walked up to me and hugged me. I let my head drop to her shoulder and closed my eyes.

“I love you so much.” She said pulling back and looking at me. “This doesn’t change anything between us. You are still my best friend”

I nodded my head giving her a smile as she hugged me again. I turned to see Alex and Kelley both giving me thumbs up and Pinoe mouthing the words ‘Kiss her’ to me. I shook my head at them and turned to smile at Mal.

“Can we go for a walk?” I asked quietly. She nodded her head and grabbed my hand pulling me out of the room. Once we got outside, we walked for a little bit until we found a bench to sit down on.

“Are you okay?” she asked me as I looked at her nervously.

“Yeah I just…there are other things I need to talk to you about.” I said giving her another nervous look. She nodded her head and motioned for me to continue what I was saying.

“I like you Mal” I said looking down away too afraid to see her reaction. “I have for a while. I didn’t really know how to tell you because I care about you so much and I love our friendship so much, but I feel like I need to be honest not just with you but with myself.”

I looked at her and she was nodding her head along to what I was saying. I released a shaky breath waiting to hear what she had to say. She then shocked the hell out of me by leaning forward and kissing me. I immediately reciprocated leaning forward and cupping her face. She leaned her forehead to mine, and I took a deep breath opening my eyes to see a smile on her face. I smiled back at her as I took a chance leaning in to give her another kiss which she smiled into.

“This day is just full of surprises” she mumbled as I let out a laugh. She reached forward intertwining our fingers. “I like you too if you couldn’t guess.”

I let out a laugh as I stared at her amazement in my eyes. She grinned at me and the expression on my face.

“I never would have known.” I joked as she let out a laugh. I grinned at her as she played with my fingers. I stared down at our hands and then looked up at her.

“So, where does this leave us?” It was her turn to give me a nervous look.

“Can I take you on a date?” I asked giving her a small smile. She nodded her head and leaned forward to kiss my cheek. She then stood up and pulled me up with her.

“That date starts now. Let’s go. I want ice cream” she said dragging me with her to get some ice cream. To be fair, this was how she usually was with me. I wouldn’t want her any other way though.

The End.

#uswnt imagine #uswnt imagines #uswnt #mallory pugh #mallory pugh imagine #mallory pugh imagines #alex morgan imagine #alex morgan imagines #alex morgan #megan rapinoe #megan rapinoe imagine #megan rapinoe imagines #kelley o'hara #kelley o'hara imagine #kelley o'hara imagines

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letstalksymphogear · 6 years ago

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Symphogear, EP. 6

Last Time on Grand Theft Auto:

Tsubasa recovers from the world’s gayest coma as Hibiki trains her mind while putting aside such silly concepts as “the love of my life” and “literally being with my girlfriend.” After cooling Miku’s paranoia with her brand new washboard abs, Genjuro prepares the team for a pizza run across the city to deliver a dangerously hot pizza pie named Durandal. Chaos emerges as the delivery is intercepted by a rival pizza gang, lead by the nefarious Gremlin known as Yukine Chris. But, before the pizza could be claimed, dedicated pizza deliverywoman Hibiki not only steals it back, but eats it, harnessing the power of the pizza and unleashing cheesy pasta based chaos around the location.

Ryoko is so into it that she taps into her superpowers and protects Hibiki after she passes out. The delivery is considered a failure, and no tip is given.

And so, the journey continues...

Meanwhile, in this weird, tricked out mansion...

Chris meditates on some water metaphors of her own.

“that pacman colored freak took only touching it to activate a cheap ass french sword that gave her weird demon powers and its taken me YEARS to use this dumb stripper outfit and the funny cane that goes with it, what the FUCK man, what even is my life”

“maybe... maybe honeybaked hams ARE that powerful...”

“NO! turkey is the superior meat! it’s healthier, lower in fat, and way more tasty! fuck you! i’ll get my goddamned revenge!”

Chris begins musing about Fine’s motivations to capture Hibiki; during these, we’re treated to some brief image flashbacks of Chris’s life.

Suddenly, those jokes about food are a lot less funny.

It doesn’t take a genius to put two and two together as to why this young woman is helping a strange nudist dominatrix spread alien terror across the city of mumblednoises, Japan. She doesn’t really have many an option on the table. It’s either help the weird kinkster with her plans, or die.

Despite everything, she has a high opinion of Fine, for the same reasons someone might have a high opinion of a television show if it were the only show they were ever exposed to. She is deeply afraid of being alone again, because she has lived through such misery that the very thought of existing out in the cold again terrifies the shit out of her.

The Sun rises casually amidst Chris’s thoughts.

“ah shit. it just hit me. i literally have spent the entire night standing here instead of actually going the fuck to sleep. goddamnit.”

On such a devious metaphorical twist, Fine stands behind her as the Sun rises.

“yeah, jokes on you. i couldnt sleep for shit either. turns out, all nude, no blankets? in japan? real bad idea.”

“thats why i decided to GO GOTH, babey! whattaya think? do i give those witchy vibes, huh? real ‘black magic woman’ santana hours? feeling cute, gonna head out with the girls and summon satan in the woods kinda aesthetic looking shit? come on, be real with me. does this not look baller?”

“you look like morticia decided to go to the grocery store to buy some wonder bread, but other than that, its a step up from your usual pussy out attitude, so sure”

“you know i decided to get some brain cells on loan from Brain Cells R Us, and ive been thinking this solomon cane stuff is solomon lame. i dont need this dumb oversized harry potter cosplay prop to get shit done. also, murder is... sorta bad? im still trying to get the brain cell stuff down.”

“i can punch just as good as goody two shoes if not better.”

“lol go do it then champ, im gonna go cut down a forest of trees now”

And so, they both just kinda... stand there.

“QUACK, NEXT SCENE, QUACK”

Meanwhile, Tsubasa is rapidly trying to rehabilitate herself from her wounds like walking like a madman, her IV drip presumably filled with Taco Bell brand Doritos Locos Tacos super spicy nacho cheese. Taco Bell: Live Mas.

“im gonna clear every fucking taco bell in your goddamned memory, kanade”

“think outside the bun! wait, what? that was a taco bell slogan? ah fuck it, im dead. what nerd’s gonna try and correct me?”

“i would, kanade. i am that nerd.”

Tsubasa is hell bent to try and understand Kanade’s simple philosophy of helping others selflessly. Unfortunately, when Kanade died, she took all the brain cells between them in the process, so coming to this epiphany is a work in progress.

“listen its a fucking miracle you are 1. alive and 2. able to have your blood run on the garbage melted plastic taco bell tries to dupe people into believing is cheese so why dont you just lie down and think of better franchises to eat from”

“no! you dont understand! taco bell is a franchise of the PEOPLE! their meals are cheap and filling and- and the chicken quesadillas are of good quality for their price! i promised kanade- my vow to the death. taco bell... ergh... now and forever... i-”

“wait. my gay senses are tingling.”

It’s Hibiki, probably running track with Miku.

“oh yeah... her... i should probably apologize to her. about trying to kill her. and then letting her almost be kidnapped. and just giving her a general hard time about something that wasn’t explained to her in the slightest for months. she’s a good bean.”

Tsubasa proceeds to never canonically apologize to Hibiki throughout the entirety of all 4 seasons of Symphogear.

Look at em run. See, it’s a metaphor, because they haven’t communicated yet and they’re running from their problems! But they’re running towards Tsubasa, who is part of the representative problem these two share! Clearly literary genius.

It’s like someone went halfway into writing an NTR plotline and went “maybe this isn’t a good idea to market our songs on.”

Hibiki is still thinking about her Hellshake Yano moment with Durandal. Mainly how she nearly killed someone with it. Hibiki is very starkly in the “killing is bad, and wrong” camp of morality, a trait currently unique to her that she’ll wind up teaching literally everyone else she meets one way or another.

Some could argue the L stands for Lydian, and they’re wrong. It stands for Lesbian.

“that was one hell of a run, hibiki! im pooped! why dont we go to the locker room and call it a day, have a nice shower and just get some dinn-”

“this is the last straw.

i clean your plates. i cook your food. we eat, shit, shower, and sleep in the same FUCKING area, and this is how you repay me? huh? you think being your wife is easy shit, hibiki? half the damn time you’re running off like clark kent having food poisoning and the other half ive gotta babysit you, the emotional equivalent of a preteen clown, to make sure your life doesn’t self destruct harder than Atlantis sinking into the ocean. im done! i am DONE. im reopening my tinder, im slamming my ass BACK into okcupid, and im gonna date some CUTE ACADEMY GIRLS that treat me BETTER than this ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL OF HEART AND IM NOT CRYING I SWEAR ITS JUST THE SWEAT IN MY EYES AND HIBIKI HOW COULD YOU-”

“oh yeah, sure! hey, lemme just do a few more laps, ive just been feeling judgmental about myself and my figure, you know? gotta push myself further...”

“o-oh yeah, sure. no worries, ill wait for you. love you too, hibiki...”

The girls bathe together, as good friends typically do.

“hey you ever notice the showers here have like, weird psuedo-luxurious minipools to bathe in? like, how rich is this school?”

“whoever made this place is either rich or a pervert. or both, probably!”

Miku remarks that Hibiki has changed since she’s entered Lydian, in a manner most unheterosexual.

“oh FUCK you really DO have washboard abs now! ohhh my god.”

“damn, those abs were heavenly. let’s get pancakes later.”

I won’t screenshot it but something to note is that they actually wear each other’s corresponding underwear colors (or even, if you want to examine more closely, each other’s underwear). Here’s an equivalent scene to give you the mental image.

This is the face of someone who knows what they want and already have it. Such is the power of Kohinata Miku.

Meanwhile, Genjuro comes back from the funeral of the guy the Americans filled violently and with impunity.

“yo that all black look looks baller. i should borrow that look... id look pretty gothy in it.”

“ryoko i sympathize with your sharp, fashionista eye but this was for a funeral, i was paying my respects to the dead. thats the usual dress code.”

“didnt know they updated that. i remember back in my day, we just went in white garments and chanted in latin!”

“shit was fire. literally. lots of funeral pyres.”

“lmao ryoko buddy your larping sessions arent actual history”

“hey dont shit on larping around me. i used to be a professional larper while i was majoring in acting. helped really sell my career when i had to pretend to slay the Dark Lord Jyarloen atop the mountain of skulls in Hargobor after my family was killed by the Dark Army. asshole.”

“haha yeah, larping, thats cool yeah, i do that

i...

i larp.”

“oh yeah? you wanna join my larping session sometime then? we’re gonna do an ancient babylon plot thats inspired by some anime, itll be fun”

“.....................................im super into realism.”

“i know im dressed for a funeral but id like to not part ways with my dignity yet. besides, we’ve got serious shit to talk about. basically, we’re on the verge of getting shitcanned.”

As it turns out, the death of this politician removed the last obstacle of opposition to maintain the 2nd Division, as the average criticism against the 2nd Division is “why are we funding this mystery division when we don’t know what they do”. Of course, the sensible idea for an organization that defeats the Noise is to declassify it, given people of different jobs and positions have physically seen the Symphogear in action, but you know. “Oh no, the other governments will come after us” stick gets shaken.

“im in a union. i know my rights. you’re not taking my acting job here away from me.”

“im not going back to be a preschool teacher. its been ten year. the bites on my ankles still havent healed...”

“yeah man, shit sucks ass. i cant fund my adoption habits if im fired.”

Look at these cinematic parallels. Symphogear truly is a franchise made by someone living in 3030.

“worst part is the new minister is super into america. he’s a... westaboo.”

“a westaboo?”

“westaboo?”

“did he just unironically say westaboo”

“he said westaboo. oh my god. this is the hell timeline.”

“i mean people kept calling me that for worshipping all these fighting flicks so i guess it fit? i dont see the problem here”

Meanwhile, in Lydian Academy...

“so it hit me, right? we’re ALL girls. and we ALL sing. now, humor me a moment. what if... what if we’ve all been recruited to potentially be superheroes... through our singing? like, there’s no coincidence that all this shit happens around us, right? and a famous singer LIVES here? i saw the black cars outside! weird shit is happening here- im not even gonna eat the all you can eat bar anymore!”

“kathy there is literally no such thing as superheroes who sing. this place is more likely to be a organ harvesting op than whatever madness you’re saying”

“what? you need me, a singing superhero, to go stop a problem happening underneath the school, a location meant to recruit young women into potentially becoming fellow crime fighting singers?”

“yeah im too busy poppin’ caps in asses so go kick ass in my place”

“sure!”

“.....................................who ya talkin to, hibiki?”

“the boss! gotta go do a thing again...”

“hibiki, i dont like the fact that capitalism is tearing us apart.”

“you’ve gotta join me in the revolution, hibiki. you. me. luxury automated gay space communism. aint it the dream? share my vision, hibiki. its glorious.”

“n... no...? no gay space communism today? well, what about tomorrow? or the next day? or... maybe the next day? baby steps, you say? but, direction action, hibiki! we’ve gotta strike now!”

“it’s okay hibiki. when i take over the world and destroy all first world government leaders, and unite the globe in my encompassing reign and love... ill make sure to spare you, and be my bride to be.”

“thanks miku. im just not ready yet for the globe to burn in an unending ball of fire as the continents fuse into a new utopia composed of our combined wills. also, ive really gotta go, its genuinely an emergency.”

“for the cause!”

“yes hibiki... for the cause...”

Admittedly, you can see the stages of grief Miku goes through when she sees Hibiki say she can’t join her for pancakes. It’s sad. This side story sucks.

Meanwhile, as it turns out, the problem Hibiki needed to resolve was checking on Tsubasa to see if she hadn’t dissolved into Taco Bell brand hot n’ spicy Tabasco sauce.

“god, cant believe taco bell was closed. now i gotta deliver these lame ass flowers”

“cant wait to get threatened again. wonder what she’ll say. ‘hibiki, i should have killed you when i had the chance.’ or ‘you’re so goddamned weak. i could break your spine with my fingernail’, or some other stuff about metaphors. oh, my stops here”

“HEY BITCH WHATS GOOD-”

“HOLY SHIT”

“you are already”

“dead.”

#symphogear #recap #anime #comedy #sponsored by taco bell

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nana-lew-rp · 5 years ago

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Just So We Know It Wasn’t A Fluke|| MortiLew AU

@suzydoozy @kickthepj-rp @crywastaken-rp

These weeks of Suzy and Shawna seeing each other inside and outside of school have been a whirlwind. Suzy honestly couldn’t believe how different it felt being with someone who knows exactly the trauma she’d been through. Someone who knew all the right places to touch, and what to do for her when she wasn’t feeling well and the fun that they have when it’s just them or even in their huge group now. They had exchanged clothes and even have little things that they wear to think of each other while they’re in separate classes. All day long, Suzy plays with the hair tie that Shawna gave her to hide their messages against their wrist. The little folded papers would only hold them over until they both excused themselves to the bathroom to share a little kiss and switch them out.

Felix and Cry were so amazed at Suzy’s commitment to being with Shawna and how happy she was overall. It made them look like just best friends. They had double dates at the lunch table and it was a lot of fun chatting it up while some of the school looked on in intrigue and surprise. Who would have thought that the gay couples at the school would not only know each other but would have the bravery to sit together with their love on display.

“I meant to say it when you came in this morning, Shaw, but your hair looks extra..uuhh..super fluffy today. How do you cut it?” Cry asked, dipping a fork into his chicken.

“I usually..don’t cut it..I just trim it and let it be,” Shawna said, nervous as she kept fixing her hair to make sure that her neck was covered.

“I think she looks amazing. She looks like the sun,” Suzy looked up from her book leaned into the other girl, “And she smells great today.”

“Obviously too good for you to do your homework when you’re at her house,” Felix said, “You’ll be able to do homework again in like 2 months, so try again next year for perfect homework completion.”

“I’m gonna get it, you’re not gonna give up on me that quickly,” Suzy challenged, writing more of her homework down.

“But just so you know, we had gotten caught up playing a game last night,” Shawna said as she sipped her soup.

“Was it a sex game? Because you’re definitely are trying to hide those hickies like it was,” Cry pointed out, looking Shawna dead in her eyes. It made the girl nervous and she flipped her hair back in a huff, revealing all of the red and purple blotches that littered her skin. Both boys gasped and expressed their disgusted.

“Rookies,” Felix snickered as he sipped his drink.

“What game was it, Suze?” Cry asked.

“It was the new Mario Maker 2 and Super Smash Bros. We kinda got really into competing with each other and..uh..lost track of the time. So, it wasn’t that I couldn’t do my homework, we just forgot and by the time we woke up in the morning we had no time we had to get on the train,” Suzy explained nervously as she finished writing.

“Didn’t work because we ended up sleeping the whole train ride and on the other train we were playing Smash,” Shawna giggled, “Those were just part of us liking each other for about like 3 hours last night. We actually were playing Smash for an unhealthy amount of time, though..” The girl snuggled against the other, and rubbed her back. The other welcomed it as she wrote out the last of her homework assignment and slammed her books together. Her friends applauded her success and gave Shawna a kiss on her lips.

Just then, the fire alarm sounded and forced the students to leave the school for the day.

The four decided to head out to relax, and drove to the mall. They initially rode with their significant others, but coupled off into more acceptable couples for the old people and rednecks that go to the mall during the weekday. Suzy went with Felix and Cry went with Shawna. Suzy and Felix went into the resident occult store to look for some supplies for her altar.

“So...” Felix began as he went through the clothes in the rack and grimaced at a few silently while Suzy tried on some clothes, “You an Shawna, huh? Seems legit.”

“Shut up, Pewds! I’m changing. And yeah, it’s a nice change-”

“Nice change? Do you hear yourself? You told me you were done everyone until we graduated, and here you are: screwing around with a sophomore,” Felix injected.

“That’s funny. ‘Cus I remember saying something similar to you when you got with Cry,” Suzy rebutted, “And you told me that I might be jealous..which-”

“Oh you were. Don’t deny it!” Felix laughed as Suzy opened the curtain to show her look. He looks on, not meaning to have a long stare at his friend. Suzy isn’t phased. She peeks out of the curtain to notice the store workers talking to themselves and what looks to be their own non-employed friends. She gives him another look and pulls him in, closing the curtain behind him. “What the fuck was that for?”

“So they don’t hear us...” Suzy giggled, “I feel like our conversation was getting too personal. It’s not like we haven’t been here before..” Felix became a little confused before he carried on and sat in the small dressing booth on top of the girl’s clothes.

“Well, you were jealous. You even told me later on. You were fighting for my attention with him. Also, maybe you should see about getting that in like a blue. That red’s not doing you any favours,” Felix continued, looking the girl up and down and leaning his head back on the cool wall of the booth.

“It’s not doing you any favours or it makes me look slutty? I’m trying to figure out a fun belly dancing costume- or at least a gypsy,” Suzy said, checking herself out in the mirror. She could hear a slight sigh in Felix as he tilted his head back and saw that his eyes were closed, she kicked his foot and made his rise again, “Wake up! Tell me how I look!”

“Stop manhandling me!” he whines, “Just hurry up and change back...”

“I’ve barely touched you!..Baby!..Tell me more about Jeanie!” Suzy said, taking off the first set and throwing on another, this more draped than the last. Felix sat up while she had undressed and was very confused.

“Who the hell is Jeanie?” he asked, he stared briefly at the other girl as she fixed her hair and fixed herself in the mirror.

“Oh! I’m so sorry! I call Shawna Jeanie because her favourite movie is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off I call her Shawna because Ferris’ older sister goes by Jeanie until she meets Charlie Sheen at the police station and tell him her real name. She told me that’s how it felt when she met me...And it just stuck-”

“I can’t listen to anymore of this! I need fucking caffeine, can you hurry up?” Felix interrupted. It made Suzy face him and throw her hands on her hips.

“Tell me you’re jealous.”

“Of what? Your outfit you’re trying on or the fact that you and ‘Jeanie’ are sickening together and a small part of me hates it? Because the second one isn’t true, and I don’t lie, Suzy,” Felix said, his cheeks turning red, staring her in the eyes.

“That was a lie! You don’t like it, but you know there’s nothing you can do,” Suzy laughed, brushing one of the draping skirts over his face and took herself out of the outfit and changed into her what was left of the uniform that she had on and they exited the store.

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“Hey,” Cry said as he looked through the titles of games he hasn’t played at the GameStop discount bin.

“Yeah?” Shawna asked, reading the back of one of the cases, “You look a little unnerved, what’s up, Cry?”

“You know Suzy and Felix have history, right?” he says, getting closer towards her, but not that close. Shawna nods and furrows her eyebrows at the masked boy, wondering why he was bringing it up.

“Yeah? What’s the big deal? All that matters now is that they’re still friends and stuff. I really don’t mind if they get a little close now and then. I am the new girl, after all,” Shawna said meekly with a shrug of her shoulders, “Was it a problem for you?” When Cry asked that he motioned that he’d try this game because it’s final markdown was only $3 dollars. They stood at the counter while he got his game and then proceeded to leave, walking around the mall looking at some stores and ultimately deciding on the food court. They sat down.

“It really does still bother me. Not in a jealousy perspective...more like a secrecy perspective. He and she weren’t together or anything, but they were close and the way they would disappear sometimes worried me. I didn’t even know that Suzy was into girls, but he did, and he didn’t tell me. It just..don’t sit right. At the beginning before Felix made it official we were together- and not even to the whole school- I’d come over his house and Suzy would be there and they looked like they just had sex. Then it took him to get 100% honest with me that him and Suzy were still messing around even if it wasn’t sex specifically. I’m not saying one enables the other, but I don’t think they bring out the best in each other either,” Cry explained as they ate at the table. Shawna grew a little more concerned at his words, and noticed how they were the ones who selected how they split up today- even to split up at all.

“Suzy told me all of that, too. She said that it just kinda happened since we’re all young and full of hormones. They trust each other a lot. I don’t think that they would make an act out of being gay at school just to cheat on us. She began talking to me about the things they used to do and I felt like I’ve been warming up to the ideas, but I do sympathize that they may be more comfortable with each other than I initially thought, and sometimes she’s willing to be around him than me or even with you there...I just don’t wanna assume it’s still happening if it isn’t you know? I mean, what are we gonna do if it is true? You’re like completely gay, right? I don’t think that would work,” Shawna explained and could hear Cry sigh. The boy’s hands always start sweating when he thought about things like this. It grounded him to hear her small but serious joke about how helpless in the situation they are.

“Ah, I tend to think too much sometimes, but it was nice to get it off of my chest and be heard and know it’s not me being insecure and crazy,” Cry chuckled nervously, smiling weakly at Shawna. He liked having someone to talk to who seemed so down to earth, and she was considerate of his feelings and didn’t take it at face value, which, he liked.

“Sheesh, same here so don’t worry it’s cool,” Shawna said, realizing she was having a regular normal conversation and it didn’t feel forced, but it wasn’t romantic either; she waved the thoughts and Cry’s nervousness away and kept on, “We should seriously think of what to do to them if we find out they are fucking on their own, though.”

“Ahh well, I told Felix that if I ever caught him with another person, he’d have to endure this really nice punishment...How well versed are you in public sexual romps?” Cry asked then sipped his smoothie.

“Oh uhhh. I used to do it sometimes with my ex, but I’m such a lightweight, anything would set me off, but he explained it to me as it’s like passing notes in class. You’re golden as long as you don’t get caught and communicate to only the person you’re conversing with in order to keep any suspicion off of you,” Shawna said as she swallowed hard on the subject, but it felt strange to be able to talk about her past and it wasn’t in therapy.

“Oh well then you’re perfect, we can torture our partners how we please,” Cry said with a smile.

“But what if they never stop? Are we just gonna be okay with their technical infidelity or are there going to be deeper consequences?” Shawna said, sipping her smoothie, thinking about it, “I don’t really like the fact I’d be condoning their cheating on us.”

“Listen, they’re older than us, we’re the sophomores. We can learn from them. And if it’s ever too much, just break up with her and enjoy your youth. That’s how I see it,” Cry mentioned with a shrug, “You and I just live our lives different from them, why should it be the end-all, be-all?”

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Felix sipped his Starbucks and smiled at Suzy, who also drank from her cup. The boy noticed his boyfriend walking with the plain haired girl in the atrium of the mall and stopped to watched them walk. Suzy joined him as she spied on her girlfriend and let out a sigh, “This is what it’s like, huh?”

Felix turned his head quickly to figure out the look on Suzy’s face and back to their loves below, “Yeah. This is what it’s like.”

The girl felt the heat of her cup as she slowly turned it in both directions in her hands, thinking of the girl and her chest feeling like it was gonna cave in or explode. “Is it different because it’s taboo, or is it just what she gives off?” she asked hesitantly, “I’ve just never felt this way with a girl....well felt this way and followed through.”

“It’s the hardest part, I feel it as the fear of being judged and ostracized, but then you realize that it doesn’t matter what other people think...it’s not for everyone, just you..You’re going with your gut for the first time. There’s bound to be growing pains, you know?” Felix said, looking at her, “She’s gonna teach you some things.”

“I feel like she’s taught me so much! She said that she’s never really had a girlfriend but she’s treating me how she’s always imagined it would be. It blows my mind that her imagination is so vast!” Suzy gushes, but gets a worrying pang in her chest, “She’s actually bi, and it kinda...I’d be lying if I said I was scared that she’d go back to guys...I dunno if I’m even cut out for it anymore, let alone polygamy-”

“You’re thinking too much into it. You gotta be there if she changes her mind, just pray she doesn’t hide it. I know it’s hard to validate somebody’s bisexuality without casting judgement or hurting or confusing yourself. The whole point is that the conversation needs to happen and to speak up when something changes with either how you both feel or with what you do, otherwise you’ll help perpetuate that stigma and cause all types of problems in the long run,” Felix said as he received a text from his boyfriend, “Apparently they’re also having girl time, so we can roam around a little more. You wanna go to like a big department store or something?”

“Mmmh, yeah we can go and look around in like Macy’s or Nordstrom and then swing around to Barnes and Noble, I need a certain spirituality book about tarot card reading,” Suzy said as they walked away from the atrium and towards the department store.

“Oh hell yeah, do me first. I want to be the first person to know my fate from you,” Felix piped up and looked at the girl. He held a soft smile.

“I told Jeanie I’d do her first!”

“Nu-uh! You do me first, cus I did you first!”

“That’s all that matters to you, huh?”

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“I think you’d have to trick her, Suzy’s pretty observant,” Cry said, looking through some toys in the adult section of the Spencer’s.

“Suzy’s almost always down. She’s that kind of girl who likes to be told what happens and it’ll still be a surprise,” Shawna said, checking out the edible syrups, chocolate sauces and underwear, “She actually likes to blush a lot when there are sexy things a foot.”

“I know that much. Felix has a similar thing about either being the dominator or being dominated,” Cry began, “Depends on his mood.”

“He likes to be dominated?..Huh, this is news to me,” Shawna gasped, then scoffed as she picked up some incense for Suzy to burn at her altar, “I don’t meet submissive men like that.”

“What about Jeremy and Ray?”

“Ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha. You’re funny,” she iterated flatly, sarcastically.

“They’re not gay?”

“Mmm-mmh. They’re straight. They’re just cool and comfortable enough to speak the language of gay..”

“Oh..well..coulda fooled me,” Cry said as he tried on some hats.

“Yeah, they could fool anyone. Especially since Jeremy’s mute,” Shawna said, looking at some accessories, “I think you need to take your gaydar in for a tune up.”

“My gaydar is a different model and it’s working just fine, thank you very much,” Cry rebutted, “I got the pansexual model. I just need confidence and identification updates. Some other new-fangled computer stuff. Look I bought the thing. I bought it because I needed it..and Felix is a Swedish, cute, tall add-on- he makes thing better and it would be different if I would have to live without him or with someone else in the port.”

“That’s a very interesting way to describe your sex life..but congrats on being pan, dude..” Shawna smiled at his explanation.

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“Wait whoa, whoa...he’s pan?” Suzy asked, pushing some clothes on the rack while she searched for her size.

“Yeah. He’s just embarrassed because other people would call him confused. I told him he doesn’t have to explain himself if he doesn’t want to. He can just be gay for right now,” Felix said with a shrug and shook his head at one of the selections the girl made, then held up his clothes and pointed to the dressing room.

“Yeah, yeah, just a second...Wow, I’ve known him for a while and he doesn’t seem like girls are something he’d want if at all,” Suzy said, looking through a couple more shelves of clothes and then heading to the dressing rooms with him.

“He told me he’s had girlfriends in the past, but they didn’t work out as well as I have so far and his feelings are stronger this time around, so he was interested at first and then it really got good for him, and all of this was before he had sex. I don’t think him having sex with anyone is a goal, but I can tell it has to be with someone special. So, I’m pretty lucky,” Felix said as he waited for the attendant to leave them to try on the clothes and ultimately left when they got called to another section of the store.

Felix and Suzy were chatting on and trying on clothes and danced to some of the music playing in the store.

“That outfit is giving me babygirl witch vibes,” Felix mentioned, looking at Suzy a longer than he should have.

“That’s what I was going for,” Suzy replied, swaying on her feet, then twirling in Felix’s direction. She was trying to make a point of not being ignored, but what other kinds of trouble could she put him into? Locking eyes with the boy, she took his hands and played with them, rather childish, but she was all smiles, her energy building and getting giddy. “Can I get some of your energy from the crystals you’re wearing?” she asked with her cutest voice.

Felix’s chest felt like it was about to twist up and jump out of his throat. She was torturing him. Forcing him to watch her change. Her exposed body in private just like before. Her voice getting sweeter just like he liked it. Her body in very provocative clothing. Things he could imagine her wearing in some of his dreams and what she used to dress during those long winters when they were snowed in. He could hear his heart racing. Then all he could see is her. He looked up, knowing his hands were about to start sweating, and smirked with a scoff under his breath. Shawna and Cry were on the other side of the mall. The store attendant had been called to the registers on the other end of the store. There’s no one here. The music playing in the booth is just loud enough. Fuck it. Can’t hurt what they don’t know. Maybe this will be it. Maybe this won’t happen anymore. Maybe she just needed to know one last time.

Suzy knew it was working, She wished she was in his head: listening to his musings and rationalizing if they could get away with it. His neck growing a little red and the swaying of his hands slowing down and falling from hers and quickly up her thighs. She gasped. Yeah, there’s some truth to what she said, she wanted to recharge her energy on the crystals Felix wore because the new moon just happened and he captured a lot of its strong energy when he cleansed and charged it. However, she couldn’t expect that he’d go for her and the contact be electric. She almost couldn’t handle it, but she steadied herself. It was a pagan thing, but this had so much more behind it. Maybe she teased too much, maybe this was getting out of hand. Conversely, maybe this was a sign of change. The universe would give you an overwhelming amount of energy to aide in the changes forthcoming. Then Felix stood up, his hands crawling up, and she gasped, her eyes followed his as he rose, his hands snake with him and causes the girl to lose her breath. He comes up and slides his hands from under her skirt and back up to under her white mystic crop top, giving attention to her waist and lower back. It made her feel like a ballerina, and she could feel a moan brewing. It caught in her throat. When the other boy turned them and backed her against the solid wall in the corner of this enclosure. She threw her hands to his arms, but it felt like he picked her up and gently laid her against the wall, like a cello. She didn’t realize in enough time that she hadn’t closed her mouth, only pushing out an “uh” before she was encased in Felix. It felt perfect, steamy, downright hot. It was as if the other girl didn’t exist. Their relationship was a mere fleeting fling alight with intense pleasure. She never practices sex magic. There’s a reason. She had read and had been warned that it can be intense, and hard to handle, when not done in the correct circumstances and without proper focus.

The two of them were soon entangled: they felt like they couldn’t let go of each other. His arm clad with his stones rested on her heart and it just filled her with so much energy. She could faint. She was so lost in him and in their connection, that she almost hated when he pulled away. “Why do you still do that?” he asked as he sat down, beside himself. He brushed through his hair and sighed heavily.

“Still do what?..” Suzy said, changing out of the borrowed outfit, a better pep in her step and she reclothed into her uniform, fixing her hair quickly with the comb she had in her bag.

“You tease me all day and then when I explode- you just act like it’s expected...It’s like you’re trying very hard to ” he said, fixing his clothes and his own hair in the mirror. The realization hitting him and then his chest felt like an elephant sat on it because of the missed texts and calls on both of their phones from their beloveds. “I mean...are you even serious about Shawna? I know you don’t like the idea of it, but you could be with me, too. Cry’s really mature about things like this-”

“I...I don’t know what you’re talking about..” Suzy scoffed, shaking her head to tell her body to not waste the energy she had just received, “Shawna and I are..doing just fine! We’re hitting it off extremely well for your information. What do you expect me to do when you want me around, but you’re stringing me along while you..you have Cry.” She was mixing her thoughts and emotions, things were getting cloudy. It was all fading away. She hated lying. Shawna made her feel something she has never felt before, and it was real. However, it’s so hard to turn her eyes away from Felix. She’s not jealous of Cry, but she does sit in envy of their bond, their closeness, their intimacy. It’s sinful to be so envious. She knows how horrid it can be to her energy and her mental state. She’s caught between a rock and a hard place. Why couldn’t they fight and end up hating each other so that she could forget about him like she did Arin?! Shawna is like an elixir to set her at ease about all of this, but she couldn’t bring herself to taint her with bad blood. Felix and she were here first. Suzy just can’t see how this is going to work. She’s had to draw her line in the sand and she decided that her heart, her mind, her being is with Felix, but she will entertain and learn from the girl as much as she can. No, she will be a special friend, a very close and (maybe too close) intimate friend, almost family. Now she had to make it sound like the truth. Why does she lie?!

“Do you know how much trouble we’re in, Suzy? That we did the one thing that we promised Cry we wouldn’t do? I have to tell him. I need him like I need you. What do you think is gonna happen now?” Felix asked as they exited the dressing room with nothing but what they came to the mall with. He was started to fall apart, and even attempting to center himself in his crystals, but Suzy had taken their energy. He was coming undone. He was so disgusted with himself, but on the outside, he was so at ease. It felt like something that had built up not just over the trip, but since Shawna had entered her life at all. And maybe even before that. He had flash images of how long they would look at each other, how their conversations were so seamless and easy to talk about anything. How nothing had changed. Cry was right to assume, and he’d be right to judge. She was so good at getting him where he wasn’t protected, and even disarming him from his own lies. However, he knew that it meant that she was building up with her own. His heart pulsed at the thought of he believes that they’re still dating, but the people next to them were only mere friends- both out of love and sex. They were all connected. Shawna only served to purify Suzy’s sexual energy and open her mind to more ideas of love and its manifestations because she can become very introspective and selfish in her practice. Cry, as mature as he is, is only a student to Felix in his own journey of his sexuality. Their bond is strong and he can’t deny that Cry is teaching him how love can be different and change ever so easily, and how he can be completely devoted and still have his own things to figure out, which speaks volumes for Felix. These feelings aren’t striking him with fear, but more of intrigue. “We....we have to...we’re gonna have to talk about this,” Felix uttered as he rushed to the sophomores, his eyes were open and starting to blur, there’s no way he could drive, “Shawna.”

“Yes?” she asked, looking at him and rising from the couch in the atrium the same time Cry did, who had gone in front of her and began to embrace his boyfriend, “What’s wrong?”

“Ca-ca-...You got your license yeah?” he asked, placing his arms around Cry lightly, as he fished his keys out of his pocket.

“Permit..but what’s wrong?!” she asked again, gaining a little more intensity. She finally looked over at Suzy, who was trying to hide herself so much to the point that she was going to disappear like she was trying to disappear.

“Close enough, drive to my house...please. I’ll explain when we get there. I gotta get home,” he said, straightening a little more, handing the girl the keys to the van, “I gotta lie down for this.”

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PJ was surprised that he was called over, but apparently, Felix sounded panicked and he needed a mediator. He drove over to his house and knocked on the door, Cry opened the door and pointed to the stairs and he nodded, going up and straight to the boy’s room. He saw his friend, laying on his bed with a cloth on his head; Suzy, who looked like she had tried to tie herself into a pretzel and had been crying sitting on the bed next to Felix and that wasn’t normal for her; the girl he had seen a few times with them, he didn’t know her name for the life of her, but gosh she was a little cutie and he’d definitely need to see what type of acquaintance he could make with her, but right now she was seething and sitting on the edge of Felix’s desk holding herself and staring at the floor. He was brought back into reality after Cry pushed against the door with a tray full of cups, water, soda and some light snacks, lettting out a light exchange of sorrys and then setting down the tray, sitting in the chair at the desk next to Shawna and he takes off his mask and rubs his face- this was very concerning. He had looked away and waited for Cry to put the mask back on out of respect and then heard the snaps meaning he could turn his head back around. “Uhh...ookkay. Who would like to start? Maybe start with what happened?” he said, slowly taking off his jacket and shoes and sitting in front of the door.

Shawna slowly rose up and explained how the day was going fine, and then it had been tarnished. From what she had described, it was a breach of trust. PJ looked at Cry and he was nodding with the new girl’s words. What kind of dynamic was going on here? This was very very interesting. It had layers, like an onion, and he was glad he was responsible for undoing each one of those. Next up was Cry, who admitted the day did go very well up until the mall. Then, without much hesitation, explained exactly what he had assumed had happened while he and the new girl were getting to know each other. Looks like they got to know each other, so that’s good. Sucks the circumstances came to this, though. The most unsettling part of all of this, that had PJ the most focused, was the fact that Suzy was almost stoic in her actions. She sat by Felix, stroking his hand while he rested with the cold compress, handing him a glass of water to drink and feeding him fruit. She seemed absolutely unphased by her deceit, or the fact that she was giving Felix attention and care and love in front of Cry, who had a growing leg bounce, his hands and arms glued to the back of his neck. The new girl was swinging her legs, but her hands hadn’t moved, her eyes were stuck to the floor when she wasn’t speaking, almost like she was fighting the urge to vomit or scream. It was quite intense. She’s felt this pain before.

Felix volunteered to speak and explained what had happened in the area that Shawna and Cry were in the dark. PJ raised his eyebrows at the experience and heard the loud breaths of the other group, who were holding their tongue until their turn to speak came about. “And I need you to tell me what’s wrong with me. I-I don’t feel bad, but I don’t...I dunno how I would make this work,” he finished, sitting up and giving his best friend pleading eyes, “I know you know about it, so maybe you could shed some light.”

“It sounds like you’re battling with polygamy, and your deep attachment to your partners,” PJ began, sighing as he stretched, “Now, I’m not going to cover your spiritual attachments, I feel like that’s out of my depths. However, I can say that you were taking a step in the right direction by not hiding it- what you and Suzy did, how you feel about what you did, and knowing that explaining a concept like this to your partner who’s recently coming into himself. And just so we’re all clear: polygamy is the practice of having multiple romantic and sexual partners- those partners maybe not respectively be polygamous themselves or commit to that practice, so that maybe be where a lot of this...confusion and frustration is coming from.”

“I don’t like that,” Suzy admits, “Why can’t he and I be together and just...I dunno. Be?”

“In...a...way..you could, but you would have to be communicative and exclusive to his other partners, and you’d have to be more upfront with Shawna and your relationship with her,” PJ explained. Suzy was uncomfortable and growing more anxious.

“For the record, I’d be willing to work with Felix and his practice, so long as he remains honest. The...I guess my problem is when he’s making promises to her and giving her attention and I don’t know about it. Because, to me, relationships need to have trust and communication and it’s hard when I start opening up again and...this bullshit happens, and she causes it and doesn’t really consider how it makes any of us feel,” Cry said, Shawna nodded watching him talk.

“You..To piggyback off of what Cry said, I think that is..extremely important. I’m also not opposed to the polygamous idea, I feel like it could work, but I really hope...” she sighs and pulls her sleeves over her hands, “That Suzy is being straight up and is being real. She knows about my past, she knows how I ended up at this school. I wouldn’t think she would turn around and hurt me so deeply, just to...I dunno exploit Felix or humiliate me? Like at the cost of Felix being more attracted to you and giving you attention-”

“Jeanie, it’s not like I wouldn’t want anything to do with you...Nothing of it! I just..we can’t be together like that, I don’t like it that way,” Suzy jumped up, attempting to reassure the girl.

“So if I got with someone you’d still be mad right?” Shawna challenged, her chest heavy, “Or are you 100% sure this is what you want?”

“I...I..”

“Might I remind you, Suzy, that ‘I don’t know’ isn’t going to make your case as strong as you think...Especially since Felix and I have yet to talk about the outcome of our relationship,” Cry intervened.

“W-What do you mean?! I don’t want us to be over-”

“I’m not going to allow her to steal you from me, either. I support you in your endeavours but we gotta set some behavioural boundaries,” he piped up again.

“Yes! This is what I wanna hear, what kind of behavioural boundaries do you think need to be set, Ryan?” PJ asked, excited.

“Wait..wait..don’t I get a chance to set some boundaries too?” Suzy asked.

“We’ll have to see, but we all- and I speak for the three of us not on that bed- that your boundaries are pretty clear and pure in nature, but very personal, so this is the point where we open up for compromise,” PJ explained, “Also, we’re being fair, we let you go first.”

Suzy felt almost enraged and like no one was on her side- whatever that is. Why was she being treated like this? Why was Felix letting them talk to her like this? What she said was fair in her eyes, what else matters? Her grip tightened on Felix’s hand, which he squeezed back. and rubbed the back of her palm. It calmed her, but it just didn’t feel right to her. She had so little requests, what was all of this talking for?

“Ok...I feel like Suzy should tell me when she’s with Felix....Just- Just..a simple text or a phone call. Nothing crazy. I’ll probably still talk to him, I just want him to be able to tell me, ya know? Uhhmm Felix, you’re gonna have to choose to either be in an openly gay relationship or a straight one. You know like we all know, school’s GP ain’t...exactly the most kind to having both. For both my sake and Suzy’s sake...See? Very fair. I just didn’t like the sneaking around and the hiding. Felix isn’t very good at it,” Cry explained and chose his words carefully. He was sure in what he was saying but it still felt like a pulling to dissent. A small piece of him was telling him to get up and walk away. It’s not worth it. Why trust someone who lies and keeps lying to him? The both of them. They don’t make him feel wanted or accepted...or even loved.

“That...yeah he’s too pale. He gets red doing anything,” Suzy agreed while she was nodding and peeked a smile before hiding it. She felt weird that they were agreeing to something that to her feels like a vortex, another universe- then it dawned on her that it’s different to her, but it’s the same thing. It’s just Felix. They get what they want out of that vortex, but it doesn’t belong to her. Those moments, the ideas, the feeling...It’s not always hers to herself. It broke her heart to understand such a thing. She now had so many questions for Felix. Did he feel her vortex, like she him? Or was it a pale wind? Maybe it didn’t even exist. And what about Cry?

Cry sighed lightly.

“No! No that’s it! I don’t wanna lose him. I just care about Suzy too much for her to be some side-” Felix began.

“So a concubine?” Shawna asked.

“A mistress?” Cry mused.

“YES!..Uh..no! I don’t know!” Felix shook his head hard in confusion.

“Alright, alright..I’ve heard enough,” PJ said, “Here’s how I see this playing out from here: Shawna, we should talk. Cry I think you and Felix will be fine because I do believe he’s got a lot of love to give, just not the knowledge to maybe figure it out. Felix, you probably are thinking too much into this polygamy thing, which sounds worse than what it is. However, I think you’d very much so benefit from it, and it may pass, it may not, but it’ll always be your job to pick up the pieces between them if either party decides to communicate to you how they feel. About you, about them, about the other.-”

“Or others.” Shawna jumped up again.

“Or others, yes, thanks,” PJ said, gesticulating, “Also, you guys should make time regularly to sit down as a group and talk about these things. And the more you arrange to do it, it’ll be a learned behaviour to speak out and know that you are going to be heard and not judged. Remember we have a QSA at school that meets on Fridays after school. Maybe you should bring this up and tell your story to other kids at our school. A guy named Joey in my class is running to be their head of the club since he’s come out.”

“I remember him! He came around to my classes to advocate and get new members!” Shawna said, looking at her phone and then standing up, stretching, “Hey PJ, right? Can you take me home?”

“Aw, so soon?” Cry asked, looking at her with some sort of longing. He didn’t want to face this alone, also he just really didn’t want to be around his boyfriend(?) right now, “Uhh, actually I think I need to get going anyway. This whole alarm impromptu trip has thrown me off and I lost track of the time. I gotta go home and watch my neice and the dogs...plus I gotta finish Corpse Party tonight..”

“Alright..anyone..else?” PJ said, “Going once...going twice...sold. Let’s get outta here.”

Cry was very quiet on the way home, he was getting dropped off first and had so much to think about while he greeted his sister and brother and the dog, then was met with a mountain of dishes. He was able to look up who Joey was and the Facebook page for the QSA and he’d be lying if the boy wasn’t adorable. There was a whole video to catch people up about the purpose of the club being on campus and changing the lives of the students, Cry hung onto every word.

Shawna and PJ talked and connected very well. They were very convinced that they should have been friends ages ago. He liked her for many reasons, but her brains were so dynamic and expansive even though she’s an emotional wreck. Shawna was getting texts from Cry and Suzy- both about what she thought about the talk they’d just had. It was easy to talk to Cry about it, and she even called him when she got home. PJ met her family and thought he was a real catch because he was English, even though he was only there to use the bathroom. After he came out of the bathroom, Shawna offered to show him what she had been working on. He found himself closing her bedroom door behind him without being told to and approached her. What he showed her was cute, fun, and was full of smiles- she explained she made things she wanted to see in herself, and it was hard for her to smile lately, so she went ahead and made a whole video of her smiling throughout. He was so impressed. She hadn’t gotten a chance to edit out all of the times she smiled with Suzy and she turned away. Shawna hugged PJ because it felt right. She needed a hug, and her chest felt heavy. She hadn't quite broken up Suzy that she could recall, but being in PJ’s arms felt like it was the best thing in the moment.

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socialismformilfs · 6 years ago

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Mutual appreciation post

So a lot of people did one so here I am hoes

@jungkooksbuttons Hafsa there is no word to describe how much you mean to me, for real I could write a novel about how I feel about you but I’m sure you already know that with all the paragraphs I sent you mon cœur lol: did you know you’re the only person in my life that I wrote paragraphs for? That’s how much you mean to me. I don’t know you’re just amazing and you inspire me to try harder because I know that even if times get harder for both of us we got each back’s and i don’t plan on giving up now that i found you my other half: you’re so damn amazing like I can’t put it into words but you’re funny, pretty, thoughtful and I feel so comfortable with you?? It’s like we can do and say everything to each other without judgment and that’s something I never done before with anyone else but you, i also love how we’re both crackheads and we can talk for hours about nothing but still have fun somehow. Seriously you became such an important part of my life, I actually didn’t expect that when I first joined the gc but now I realized that was the best decision I made this year because I got to meet you. I have so much to say but I’m going to stop now because it’s not a Hafsa appreciation post djjdj seriously babe I love everything about you: your qualities and your flaws and nothing will ever change that

@bloomingjiminie I have so much to say about you didi oml i don’t even know where to start, you were the first person that talked to me in the gc and we got along so well?? I was chocked because I usually get hated easily lol but no with you, it was so easy it’s like you have a power to make people feel comfortable talking to you and that’s amazing, you’re amazing. Honestly I was a bit sad when we stopped talking for a while but then we did our gc and BAAM you became one of my closest friends and soulmate. I’m so glad I honestly made this gc because it brought me closer to you and the others. You’re an incredible writer and I have the best ideas with you and joking around with you is so easy because you have a great sense of humor so I’m not scared to say the dumbest things to you because I know you’ll end up saying dumb stuff too. You also know when to stop joking around and being caring to me when I feel upset and that means a lot. I love you chicken to my frog legs even if you clown me but it’s fair because I clown you too lmaoo

@chen-stans-are-the-best KERI you living legend and my partner in crimes, you’re so damn cool like everything about you is wow, you’re so sweet and loving but at the same time we know we can count on you if we’re in trouble to defend us. You laugh and put up with my dumbass like no one else and that means a whole lot because I know that it doesn’t make everyone laugh like it does with you and I tend to be annoying. I know we tease you a lot about you driving for example but you never get mad and that’s nice to know I can joke around without making you upset. Also you’re a genius, the ideas you create and the evil plan we did once was hilarious and wonderful to do with you. You’re a cutie (even if you say you’re not) and I love talking to you my soul sister because I know you’re here to listen if necessary. Even if I’m bad at expressing how I feel, I want you to know that I won’t leave this gc even if I get banned somehow because you guys became my family and you’re dear to me Keri, I love you (I wanted to make it dark purple cause it’s your favorite color but I don’t know if it’s dark enough lol)

@little-bunny-jungkookie Rae the queen of moodboards and my close friend, honestly you’re so friendly and creative and kind to me, I’m honored?? You’re an angel and I’m not joking even if you may disagree and I’m so happy you consider me as your friend. I know I can talk to you about serious situations without hesitation and go to you anytime to ask you for some advices and I’m forever grateful for that. You might have joined recently but it’s like we’ve been friends for a long time and I can talk to you in vc or send you random pics without thinking about it twice because you have such a comforting and peaceful presence for me, I know I can trust you. You may have flaws but know that it doesn’t make you less of a good person because your qualities have more impact on others than your flaws and your feelings are valid no matter what anyone say. You’re a great person and friend to me and I love you very much Rae and sorry I pronounced your name wrong at first djdj

@seokjinownsmyass My bro Mina, you’re so talented with what you write and we have so many moments together like the time we were teasing Simon and Dee about their “platonic” relationship was iconic or the whole thread we did with the « 🌚🌝 ». I love listening to you rant because that’s so cute (Raena is thriving) and it makes me feel closer to you, I’m happy you’re my bro and I know I joke around a lot and tease you but you’re really an important friend to me and I miss you a lot when we don’t talk. I care about you Mina and I’ll fight you if you doubt yourself because I love you so does Rae and others and you and your memes are the best so don’t ever think for a second that we’ll stop loving you bro because that won’t happen, I’m stubborn af after all. I hope you’ll join the vc soon tho I want to hear you voice Mina jkjk you don’t have to if you don’t want to

@killcomet Starlight, you’re so precious I literally can’t, you always tag me in cute things and I just melt because that’s how adorable you are and I appreciate it because it feels like you’re thinking about me even if we’re not talking that much lately so it makes me feel better and your voice is beautiful, I could listen to it for hours. You may say you’re annoying but that’s not the case hon: your flaws, your insecurities, your doubts, everything about you matters to me and don’t ever hesitate to text me because you might believe you’re annoying, personally it makes me happy to know I can be here for you and I’m always here if you want to talk Drew. I may not be physically present but I still will do my best to help you in any way. I love you and talking to you until 5 am was goal (Simon was here but he kept leaving so technically it was just the two of us dhdh)

@lofisapphic Bee omg you’re so fun to talk to you because we do so many icon things together first it started with the Simon protection club then the crush squad and finally the pickup lines war, I can’t I’m actually screaming everytime you send a pickup line to me jdjdjd im still surprised honestly we haven’t been banned but I’m not complaining. Also you’re so pretty like stop sis that’s not fair and you’re great because even if we have different opinions sometimes, we still respect each other and you’re very mature and respectful on a lot of subjects and that’s impressive, i stan. Anyway I love you and your gay panicking ass

@puppieseokie fay sis you’re iconic seriously, l miss you ranting about your girlfriend on the gc and I was kind of sad when you and bee left but it’s understandable. Your mind is a gift from the god seriously: you love hoseok and bts, you ship shrek and Yoongi and you’re a gay legend. I respect you ma’am and if you have cute moments with your gf, don’t hesitate to talk to me about it~

@simonbunnyjunior SIMON my French talking little bro, you’re the kinkiest person I met in a while but that’s goal honestly. You’re kind af and you do your best to help and make everyone feel better. You’re shameless but at the same time you’re still respectful so i live for that. ALSO the nickname you gave me is so fucking cute, I’m screaming. I admire you for not giving up even tho things are hard for you sometimes and I hope you know you can talk to me anytime if you feel like things are getting too difficult for you to handle. Love you

@bangtansoftboys Robin it’s been a while since the last time you were in the gc, I hope you’re okay and I hope you know that we’re joking when we’re teasing you because we’re crackheads anyway love you cute king~

@sundaetae Dee I own you a lot honestly because without you I wouldn’t have joined this gc so thank you so much and you were the first person I directly ever talked to so I think it’s cause of you I was able to not be shy anymore and I’m grateful for that Dee love u sis

@diamondjoonie Andrea hello~ i know we interacted like once but you sound like a great person to hang out with because the only time we talked we did memes and I wasn’t feeling awkward talking to you so if you ever feel like chatting again, don’t hesitate to message me

@busted-aesthetic MEL you’re so cool seriously, I know we just started talking recently but you’re so funny and you have like an aura that says don’t fuck with me cause I’ll hunt you down djjd talking to you until 6 am with mon cœur was hilarious especially when you guys started teaching me how to pronounce things correctly, iconic. Anyway I hope things get better and love you queen

@kingdomzeldaquest LOTTe my murderer and non-existent friend, I love our inside jokes that we had because now we can confuse others for no reason and that’s goal. You’re funny af and talking to you is nice because you’re an intellectual and your taste in music is great. Love you and don’t get arrested lmaoo

@spraklecrackle Thomas heyyyy i remember talking to you once? When we created the « Simon protection club » and you were super nice and you join the club so you’re a legend. We should talk sometimes and I saw you’re French too so hell yes French squad

@alien-the-magician Yasemin you’re so djdjjd literally you join the gc once in a year but everytime you’re here it’s hilarious for example the Dracula is your ancestor thing and when you were drunk lmaooo I love you and your drunk ass

@justramblingaboutthings HEYYY Raquel how are you? It’s been a while since I saw you, I miss screaming about Dia’s talent with you. Take care of yourself and hope you’re okay

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britshits · 6 years ago

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domesticity maymay for farm gays :~)

put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:

big spoon/little spoon: andy is usually the big spoon, but sometimes angel insists on being a “jet pack”.

favourite non-sexual activity: spending Quality Time with each other and the kids – or cooking together, esp. back in the day when it was just them and mason.

who uses all the hot water: the kids !! like u rlly think either of these fucks get long enough in there to use it all up ??? BIG LMAO.

most trivial thing they fight over: the chickens and the “spankies” incident, bc they’re both shits.

who does most of the cleaning: they share and work it between them, depending on who’s busy with what, and the kids do their parts, too. gotta train ‘em young !

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: probs andy, whilst angel’s busy wrangling their 84894 spawns and trying to convince them that they can’t “sleep with the cows to keep warm”.

who leaves their stuff around: angel tbh. he’ll put things down then get distracted by something and forget what he was doing before, so his shit ends up all over the house.

who remembers to buy the milk: andy. i feel like he remembers to pick it up when he has to go out. angel is more likely to actually milk an actual cow.

who remembers anniversaries: i feel like andy, more so ?? mostly bc angel has a bad memory for anything that isn’t related to the kids / the farm dkjfndgfs. luckily he’s self aware enough to put it in his calendar, so he’s not actually gonna flop and not do smth special for andy, but ya, andrew is the Big Gay who Remembers tht shit.

who cooks normally: they alternate, but andy is the one with the cooking bug and super skills ( s/o to that italian n french heritage ) so he be in that kitchen.

how often do they fight: not a lot, in earnest. mostly little tiffs about the fuckin chickens or andy finding ANOTHER animal on his way home, like the most serious thing was angel overexerting himself when he wasn’t supposed to, but they talked that out so. yeah. we stan healthy communication skillz !

what do they do when they’re away from each other: uhh miss each other ?? send gay little messages checking up on each other ?? angel sends a lot of videos of stuff the kids have gotten up to when andy is away on a case… just super Wholesome gay stuff.

nicknames for each other: mostly just babe, they boring.

who is more likely to pay for dinner: any monies is family money now, but defo andy, back in the day. i mean he’s a rich ass lawyer, so uh . yeah !

who steals the covers at night: neither. in true, gay fashion, they snuggle.

what would they get each other for gifts: we’ve established that angel loves to give gag gifts ( looks at the wooden paddle with “spankies” engraved on it ), but if we’re talking serious stuff, he’d probs get andy cheffy-related shit, since wbk he loves to cook. also, lots and LOTS of cake ! and ofc, andy knows his hubbo, so i can see him getting angel smth practical for the farm, tho i doubt he’d let him live free of some sort of chicken-themed joke. but tbh, both of them are sentimental bastards, so there’ll be some cute family photo stuff in there too, on both sides.

who kissed who first: andy, in a v. dramatic fashion, when he arrived back at the farm after his City Lyfe Crisis.

who made the first move: no one, bc they’re STUPID ! jk, the first Real move was the answer above.

who remembers things: andy. to quote angel, “he’s the smart one and i’ve had ten years of recurring baby brain.”

who started the relationship: both of them ig ?? angel probs brought up the whole what are we / where is this going convo, bc he needed to know for mason’s sake, but rlly since andy came bk, they been fully committed.

who cusses more: andy, lichrelly bc the chickens be trying him every damn day !!!

what would they do if the other was hurt: stares at what went down when mia was born … uh, depends on the situation and the kids come first, obvs, but these gays would absolutely move heaven and earth to get to the other.

#daniellemaries #answered #otp: cheaper by the dozen #ask maymays #84898998324892349 yrs later (((((((:

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justastraightupmess · 6 years ago

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💘 p e r i s h.

where they first met and how

touma dropped his fkin burger and levi laughed his ass off at how distraught he seemed. then touma was like “doki doki” but in an art way and wanted him to be his muse, to which levi obviously said yes ://

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

Hmmmm, for levi it was a gradual thing. he’s fairly quick to catch feels, but the just rlly started getting more and more serious. it started off with, oh hes cute, then i wanna smooch his face, then i wanna date & fuck him.toUMA is still all. fkin touma i guess so ://// levi would like to know exACTLY how he feels for him immediately pls.

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

Levi. definitely.

where their first date was and what it was like

Touma probably took Levi to some art exhibition and it was boring as shit for Levi but he was just happy to be there, Touma felt bad though and tries to pick better places in the future.

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

lmao. Levi confessed his feelings bc he was acting like a jealous asshole and ruined Touma’s date so does that count??

who proposes first

I mean. It’d have to be Touma bc Levi refuses to be the one to propose he wants to be proposed to, only he’s dropping not at all subtle hints for like 6 months so.

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

loooooool. hidden. very much hidden.

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

It’d probably be more on the private side of things. I feel like either Touma would try to make it a lil romantic, nothing like massive, but just some cute meaningful things, maybe over dinner. Or alternatively he fucks up royally/chickens out too much, and like Levi finds the fucking ring in his sock draw and comes out crying like “tf is this??? are you-- omg yesyesyesyeyes” and touma’s like “gfdi i didn’t even propose yet levi u cant say yes yet jfc my life is a mess”

if they adopt any pets together

Levi loves pets !!!! he loves animals !!! he’d want a pet. except touma would want a snake and levi refuses to be anywhere near it while he feeds it ://

who’s more dominant

ahhhhh i mean, i feel like Levi is definitely capable of being more dominant, but as it stands at least he sides a little more on the submissive, or at least like just a bit of a brat rather than dominant side of things. levi loooooves it when touma sudden;y gets a little dominant like hes wEAk for that. But i think later on when Levi tops bc its gonna happen at some point his more dominant side will come out. Anyway they’re both switches so I guess it depends ??

where their first kiss was and what it was like

that one time on the couch when levi just said he wanted to rest on touma but then it turned into cuddling and then oops he kissed him then oops it turned into more :///

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

levi would adamantly encourage this behavior, but he’d have to force it on touma. probably just small things around the house tho definitely not something they’d wear in public or anything.

how into pda they are

well -- levi is super into it but he is taking it very very slow for touma

who holds the umbrella when it rains

either or ?? they dont have a big height difference so it doesnt matter

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

at home bc touma has no money and never leaves his fkin house

who’s more protective

probably neither rlly?? but maybe levi

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

mmmm it probably won’t take long lmao. levi is ready to go whenever touma is

if they argue about anything

I’m actually surprised they don’t argue more often bc levi is a shit, but touma is such a pushover he lets him get away with too much. I think down the track they’ll definitely run into some issues abt levi feeling neglected and also pda stuff tho

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

it’s pretty even. they both leave a lot off hickeys in a lot of places, but levi also likes to leave some scratches from time to time

who steals whose clothes and how often

LOL LEVI WOULD NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM HIS WARDROBE SOZ TOUMA BUT NO. and touma doesnt care abt that stuff so he wouldn’t either

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

near constantly and it’s mostly just levi lining to touma for dear life. levi is on him all the damn time. any kind of cuddle he can get tbh.

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

that doesnt exist to levi :// maybe just ?? chilling at home ?? watching smth ?? cuddling ??

how long they stay mad at each other

touma is a pushover so not long. levi can hold a fkin grudge and will until touma apologizes then he’s over it, so however long that takes, but also hes petty so he’d bring it up again.

if they ever have any children together

pls never let either of them have a child together pls they are not ready. maybe when they’re older but i doubt it

if they have any special pet names for each other

uhhhhh minou, mon amour, tou, lev, senpai-kohai

if they ever split up and / or get back together

yIKEs. big potential for this but i fkin hope not. they’re are a lot of things that could go wrong

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

clean, levi doesn’t like a mess. he had to designate a special space for touma to paint bc he cant deal with all that mess

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

sad and lonely probably bc levi was away from home and touma is a shut in.

what their names are in each other’s phones

touma would literally just have “levi” with nothing extra or emojis and levi would have “touma” with one thousand emojis

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

they probably don’t have anything like that tbh

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

touma falls asleep first and levi wakes up first

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

they switch

who hogs the bathroom

fucking levi ofc

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

touma for sure if he thinks levi is going near that spider he has another thing coming

where they first met and how

at school and they didn’t rlly like each other at first :/

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

they didn’t have a fkin flirting phase they had a friends phase then everett caught feels and now they’re friends that fuck. feelings from luke are just starting to get involved but they’ve got a while to go

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

ev fell first like the dumbass he is

where their first date was and what it was like

luke tried to take him to a movie and then dinner all traditional and romantic but its dumb and they both hate it

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

i guess luke “officially” asks him out. probably just being dumb and all shy abt it tho

who proposes first

luke. probably has to a million times bc ev is all fuk the man and stuff

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

a secret bc ev can’t and luke rlly doesnt want it getting out right away

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

it’s only probably rlly dumb, like they’re just sitting on the couch watching tv, ev has half a soft pretzel shoved in his mouth and luke just looks over like “will you just fkin marry me you idiot ??”

if they adopt any pets together

probably at some point i feel. maybe a dog or a cat. and then ofc ev is like “we dont need to have kids we have the cat/dog” and luke is like “no”

who’s more dominant

HA. Luke easily

where their first kiss was and what it was like

on the couch, everett teasing him followed by luke losing his shit right after

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

god no. everett would straight up refuse and i highly doubt luke would want any of that anyway

how into pda they are

not very ?? i doubt they’d be much different to how they are now anyway??

who holds the umbrella when it rains

luke bc he’s taller and also bc hes a big strong man obvi

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

i doubt they have one since someone refuses to go on dates :////

who’s more protective

they’re actually both pretty damn protective tbh, but definitely luke bc he borders on/is super possessive lmao

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

...........well if u count blow jobs it didn’t take long at aLL but uh. actual sex will take a while bc ev is a virgin and luke is a little scared to go that gay :/

if they argue about anything

HA. IF. good joke. they argue about everything, literally everything.

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

I think they both would leave their fair share of marks tbh

who steals whose clothes and how often

Eeeeevvvvvvvv all the time. half bc hes just trying to be a brat and educe luke :/

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

at first probably just spooning until they get a little more comfortable with each other and then face to face too

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

does fighting count?

how long they stay mad at each other

oh boi. they can both stay mad for aaaaaagggeeessssss. it probably just depends on whether luke is willing to give in first bc as soon as he mellows ev does too

if they ever have any children together

B| well. they’re at a bit of an impasse rn so we’ll see lmao

if they have any special pet names for each other

maybe all of their countless insults?? also ev and lu/lulu

if they ever split up and / or get back together

idk. i don’t think they’d split up unless they meant it for reals. they’ll fight but they’d both stick it out and try to fix it unless it was something that rlly couldn’t be fixed. so if they split up it’d probably be for good. or at least for a few years or smth ??

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

probably clean bc luke makes a good househusband and cleans up when he’s bothered

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

just happy. luke would be happy to be chilled and relaxed and with ev and not with his parents lmao

what their names are in each other’s phones

it’s probably “dumbass moron” and “giant prick”

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

yeah no theres no way they do that shit

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

they probably sleep at the same ish time and ev wakes up first

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

usually luke is the big spoon but i also love the idea of everett just wrapping himself around luke sometimes too

who hogs the bathroom

ev more than luke, luke doesnt rlly give a shit abt his looks he’s in and out done.

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

luke hates them but he’ll catch them and put them out, cringing the whole time

where they first met and how

andrew “saved” daiki from being hit on and it was all downhill from there

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

uhhhh. well i guess from daiki the two were interchangeable??? andy caught feelings pretty quickly but he just doesn’t realize what they are

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

i guess daiki did in his weird daiki way

where their first date was and what it was like

what fkin date all daiki does is get frisky :///

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

daiki does except he does it through trying to fuck him all the time

who proposes first

daiki would it honestly wouldn’t even cross andy’s mind and then he’d be shooketh

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

they wouldn’t hide it but i dont think they’d broadcast it to the world either

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

probably mid-fuck or smth honestly daiki is trash. he probably just says “i wanna fuck u for the rest of my life bunny~

if they adopt any pets together

well there’s mottle, andy very very very slowly warms up to her but thats abt it

who’s more dominant

oh andy obviously ://///

where their first kiss was and what it was like

the day they fkin met bc daiki is trash

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

i could see daiki ironically buying smth rlly dumb for them both to wear

how into pda they are

if by pda u mean daiki trying to fuck him in public -- very

who holds the umbrella when it rains

Andrew brought it with them but Daiki holds it

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

any place they go camping

who’s more protective

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiki

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

B| not very fkin long jesus

if they argue about anything

abt daiki being possessive and violent, and also eventually abt him not treating andy like a person and treating him like a fleshlight constantly

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

Daiki, bc hes a possessive fuck

who steals whose clothes and how often

Uhhh andy does sometimes?? not often. just bc it was cold and his hoodie was there so :/ he ends up getting fucked in it tho so

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

Both, except it doesn’t stay as cuddling for long bc daiki is trash

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

nonsexual activity ?? don’t know her

how long they stay mad at each other

andy is weak, so most of the time not long, unless it’s something serious then he’ll hold his ground.

if they ever have any children together

please dear god don’t let daiki procreate ever no

if they have any special pet names for each other

bunny.

if they ever split up and / or get back together

it’s possible. if daiki doesn’t change his act and stop being conSTANTLY sexual and if he doesn’t stop his life of crime.

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

Clean bc andy is organized and clean

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

shit bc daiki only gives sexual presents and andy actually puts thought into his gifts

what their names are in each other’s phones

“bunny” and “daiki” bc andy is simple

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

their couple tradition is making andy cry

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

andy falls asleep first and wakes up first

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

andy is the little spoon daiki big spoon

who hogs the bathroom

neither rlly ??

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

daiki.

where they first met and how

adonis was hired for a job and it went horribly

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

i dont think they rlly flirted so much as it’d just be friendship and then caught feels

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

it was probably adonis tbh, after he got passed his initial anger he realized mitsuki was a good person and got a big ass puppy crush on him

where their first date was and what it was like

playing video games and mitsuki realizing just how terrible adonis is at them, they try like so many different types to see if he’ll be better at them but he is not

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

it probably wasn’t anything special?? just confessing and then asking naturally through that??

who proposes first

idk but i kinda like the idea of adonis doing it

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

they wouldn’t hide it tbh they’d jsut walk around holding hands or smth and ppl would know ??

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

nothing big, but probably a little cheesy. adonis says smth like “will you be my romantic interest forever? without u there’s nothing to drive me towards my character development” or some shit idk. but it’s cute and hes laughing as he says it and all blushy and adorable okay

if they adopt any pets together

well they’ll have that devil dog so i guess :/

who’s more dominant

somehow mitsuki is :/ but maybe one day adonis will be able to

where their first kiss was and what it was like

probably terrible and messy and they hit each other’s faces or smth

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

ohhhh adonis would love that. give him the matching mugs

how into pda they are

not super, adonis just wants to hold his hand. but also apparently super in pdsexual intercourse

who holds the umbrella when it rains

either or??

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

finishing mitsuki’s manuscripts

who’s more protective

hmmmm it’s probably equal?? not super protective or anything but they’d stand up for each other when they needed to

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

apparently not long rip

if they argue about anything

they argue abt mitsuki being gross

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

adonis leaves a lot of scratches

who steals whose clothes and how often

adonis rlly likes wearing mitsuki’s clothes bc they smell like him and its nice

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

probably facing each other and being super mushy and gross and pure

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

games. even tho adonis sucks

how long they stay mad at each other

not long at all

if they ever have any children together

i doubt it, neither seem that interested in having kids

if they have any special pet names for each other

Suki and Adonny

if they ever split up and / or get back together

Doubt it. They dont rlly fight or anything so??

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

Not super messy but not super clean either

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

well -- santa ended up riding his reindeer

what their names are in each other’s phones

“Adonyais” and “Mitsuki

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

every year they buy a new game for adonis to play bc it literally takes him a year to beat the game sometimes that snot even enough

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

adonis is first for both, being awake at night time without sun is actually pretty draining for him

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

they swap

who hogs the bathroom

adonis but not a lot

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

mitsuki

#wow i rlly dragged daiki in this damn #also adonis proposing to mitsuki is a great concept #snw-cnvs

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itsays · 3 years ago

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my thoughts on gmmtv 2022 except it’s late

the three gentlebros : i really like this cast and technically i did enjoy the trailer (bc of the cast) but... it seems boring. the cast almost makes me want to give a chance but i fear this genuinely looks just boring.

umg: yeah i’ll pass.

star and sky: i’ll admit i got excited when i saw joong. cool guy i like him. however... a whole snooze fest. why was the trailer so long like... this is NOT good... just another cheap and boring bl to milk for fanservice and easy money, no thank you. trailer was also super confusing to me like what are you trying to SAY. we need to stop bl fans because they are ruining thai dramas

home school: not this the stranded rip off alkfjsalkfjskfjasl anyways i like how they are using the ROOKIES prim is definetely my favorite of that group! gmmtv so needs to push her more i just love this cast already gun chimon love prim JANE!!! oh this is gonna be so good yall arent ready!! i can already tell this is gonna be the best one of the year

cupid’s last wish: i am confused about the body swapping i dont understand lol... the concept is really weird... if i understand correctly earth’s character falls in love with mix’s character except that’s mix’s sister in that body.... and he is in the sister’s body.... so he fell in love with the sibling inside of the sibling..... that’s a little too weird for me

oops mr superstar hit on me: he’s old enough to be her father... i will destroy everything you’ve ever loved. i love jane but im passing. and the fact that the age gap is part of the story. middle aged men stay away from girls in their early 20s and late teens challenge burn in hell!!!!

my dear donovan: i dont think this is gonna be very good but i love namtan and she was so cute in this aw i might give it a try just for her

the wrap effect: no idea what i just watched god bless<3

the eclipse: it’s giving blacklist so im not very excited... think i’ll pass.

good old days: krist appeared and i blackout.

never let me go: wow they are just giving out dramas to anyone now. who are these two where’s their impact, their talent, their RANGE?? both very mediocre yet you cant give you good actors more roles and opportunities? just the two fanservice guys PLEASE LIKE CHIMON IS A SUPPORTING ROLE AND THESE NOBODIES ARE THE LEADS??? THE DISRESPECT???? OH MY GOD IM SO PISSED i dont really think they have the range. #chimondeservesbetter i’ll admit the story caught my attention so yes i might tune in. in anger.

10 years ticket: ohm and tu are here so i am tuning in. cueste lo que cueste. this looks insanely good tho i screamed I AM SO EXCITED FOR OHM SERIOUS ROLE OH MY GOD GMMTV NEVER LETS HIM SHINE PROPERLY HIM AND TU ARE GONNA KILL THIS I KNOW IT SO EXCITED hehe top 3 dramas of the year #trust

you fight and i love: LOVE MAIN ROLE WHO ELSE SMILED I FINALLY GET TO RECEIVE anyways so cuteeeeee i forget joss is barely 25 in my head he’s 30 and love is like 18 so i thought hm weird age gap but really it’s just like 3 or 4 years so it’s ok, i like this but im worried about the ON SCREEN age gap? she’s... a high schooler? how old is he? why didnt they make her a college student what is their age gap here im worried

midnight motel: this actually looks really fun. TO ME. i will be tuning in hehe

moonlight chicken: this looks better than the other earth x mix drama so yes i will be tuning in.

dirty laundry: i’ll tune in for nanon and film i think

vice versa: eh.... nothing special idk not interested

ps i hate you: oh you KNOW im gonna be watching this. i think THIS is the drama of the year actually

my school president: dont give a shit

devil sister: i am a little sad they recasted this and for that reason alone i dont feel like watching tbh😭 i wonder what happened to the original...

you are my favorite: mr i am not gay in a bl the joke tells itself

astrophile: not this my ambulance ripoff aslkfjaslkfjaskl THEY EVEN GOT MAI ALKFJAKASKFJAK AND BRIGHT REMEMBER HIM IN MY AMBULANCE? AKSJLKJASFLKA yeah there’s no way im watching this sorry FUCK love triangles

my precious: THE TRIO OH FINALLY NOT TO BE THAT GIRL BUT I AM THAT GIRL i am sorry to say the drama? movie? doesnt look interesting to me. it seems it’s a movie though so yeah whatever i’ll watch it, it wont be more than 2 hours

overall thoughts:

very underwhelming year it seems. gmmtv needs to invest in quality over quantity for once.

something positive? ACTRESSES GETTING LEAD ROLES gmmtv has its fair share of token support actresses who are actually so good but are never given any opportunities, jan and love for example, and they both got lead roles this time... it’s a start!

SHOULD’VE ANNOUNCED FRIEND ZONE 3 BTW

WHY DOES GMMTV HATE CHIMON WHERE ARE HIS FLOWERS HE’S ONE OF THEIR BEST ACTORS

gun was robbed...yet again... saw him a total of one (1) time..... ok.... the best actor under your company

wish kapook had more protagonism i’ve really been looking forward to her lately :(

not enough jane

that’s all i think

#comments saying itsay raised the bar..... ok we get it itsay is the only nadao drama you've ever watched can you please shut up #gmmtv 2022 #that's it!#gmmtv

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darkness-fall · 7 years ago

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What are your thoughts on the Joker (in all his incarnations)?

Hi there @frostbite883, Now this is a very good question!

As everyone knows I’m a huge Joker fan. I love(almost) all of his incarnations, but a few of them hold a special place in my heart.

The very first Joker to appear alongside Batman issue one is the grandad of them all. He was a criminal genius. He manged to get Batman running around trying to stop his diabolical plan, all whilst sitting back in his comfy chair!! He was both sinister and funny at the same time. I’m so very glad Bob Cane didn’t go through with his original plan,killing Joker off in his very first story. The audience loved him..and so the Joker fan club started.

The next Joker I love was during the silver age of comics..namely the laughing Fish story. This was published just before the comics code became a thing. He could still be funny and murderous. I mean there you are working a boring job in the patent offices and in walks the Clown Prince of Crime himself. He wants to copy right a whole bunch of fish that has his face. If he got this he could go legit and he’d give up crime forever!! Well what would you do? I know I’d have given him what he wanted straight away, but no! This idiot just straight up refuses. Anyway a whole crazy story ensues with Batman trying to stop Joker from murdering the poor idiot clerk..It’s cool.

After this the Comics code was put into practice, and Joker had to become a goofy fun figure.Gone was the thrilling chases and murder most horrid. It’s also where Batman's rule of no killing came in. No guns or violence. We did benefit as this was when the batfamily started i.e Batwoman, Batgirl (all to stop the homoerotic overtones of Batman himself). So Joker had his teeth pulled. There were still some good stories such as Joker and the huge chickens or (giggles) how he had a “Boner” for Batman..that still cracks me up. Joker started to become a background character unfortunately.

Now this takes us to the 60′s...Batman came to the screens of millions!! Batman, Robin and all the Gotham Rouges stepped out of the pages and came to life. I have a great love for Caesar Romero's Joker. This was my first true introduction to him and at the tender age of 3..I fell in love with him. I was always excited every Saturday morning. I’d watch the reruns with my dad ..it was awesome.

During the 70′s DC comics decided to give Joker his own comic run..unfortunately it wasn’t a success. As a result Joker faded away,,for a whole 10 years...no Joker!!

Then a miracle happened..In the 80′s the comics code was abandoned! Gotham started to become the city we’ve all come to love. They dusted off the old villains and gave them to legendary writers - Moore, Miller and Morris!! These three bought the Joker back to life. The darker stories came out..I recommend all of them!!

Return of the Dark Knight by Miller..Jokers hella Gay woohoo..Batjokes was born.

Morris Arkham Asylum:A serious house on serious ground..a weird and wonderful story. It dives into the psyche of all the villans including..cross dressing hyper sexual, super sane Joker and a very repressed Batman..

Morris RIP Batman and Joker..Just love the Duke of Death..he’s very sexy.

Last but not least my favourite obsession Alan Moors The Killing Joke. I adore this Joker in particular!!

In 1989 we got the second big screen adaption of Batman (the first was in 1966 check it out is hilarious) Jack Nicholson played a decent Joker, but he wasn’t the first choice. The should have been David Bowie. they wanted to make Arkham Asylum.. Can you imagine that?

Then my era: the 90′s..Mark Hamill the longest running Joker..still going strong after 25 yrs!! Gotta love this Joker..plus thanks to Dini and Timm we now have sweet Harley Quinn. As a result of Hamill being Joker, whenever I read Joker in comics it’s always his voice I hear.

In 2008 we were given the gift of possibly the best version of the Joker of all time. The late Great Heath Ledger!! Never has the Joker been portrayed as a man who could exist in our world. Never has the Joker been more dangerous, bad and scary than he was in the Dark Knight. I will always love him the most and I wish we could have known him better. I still miss him RIP Heath Ledger. The first time a comic book movie received an oscar.

Now were up to date and DCWB seems to have lost their minds. For the first time I can say..I’m not enamoured of this new Joker. He seems to be weak..I’m still waiting to see him in another movie, he honestly didn't get enough screen time. Saying that Leto just isn’t the right fit. He actually sounded like he was having an asthma attack when he laughed! He really needs to practice that..

Anyway to cut a long story short..Ooops too late..I love the Joker..Long may he reign as the King of Crime..

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kenobei · 7 years ago

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so, i know you’ve probably seen too many losers’ club + social media headcanons, BUT what if each loser had one (1) site they’re most active on. hear me out:

BEN HANSCOM. you know for sure his book loving ass actually uses that book nerd site, goodreads. ben has a popular blog for book reviews, and he also blogs about architecture. but he’s a lot on goodreads, he’s that positive beam of light on your timeline, gushing about release dates and liking everyone’s statuses. his tbr has 2000+ books. he has the full amount of friends you can have on goodreads, and he’s a top reviewer. people really like his reviews because they’re well thought of, and even though he finds some books problematic or doesn’t like them, he’ll never completely bash them. ben also has a bookstagram, but he always forgets to update it so he’ll post a picture of his bookshelf like once a month.

BEVERLY MARSH. now my girl beverly. she’s on twitter pretty much 24/7. she posts a lot of rants, is involved in a lot of dumb drama but she’s never on the dumb side. she follows everyone back, but is quick to unfollow is some fuckery happens. because a lot of stuff happens to her, she’ll post a lot of little storytimes, always beginning with “you’ll never guess what happened to me…” bev is also that person who gets retweeted by celebrities, and they’ll reply to her too, and she really doesn’t know what draws them to her, she’s even followed by some. bev also changes her icon a lot, they vary from flawless selfies to crappy memes. she also changes her handle, it’s either her name, a variation of her name (e.g. meme, festive) or just something vague for the #aesthetic. beverly has a tumblr, but she doesn’t like it there and she’s online like once a year.

BILL DENBROUGH. what does our dear writer boy use? well, tumblr of course. bill won’t touch wattpad even if he’d receive 1k. he’s in too many fandoms to count and his fics are flawless, one of them has a cult. bill claims to be busy but he still manages to write a drabble a day. he’s inbox is full of prompts, and he plans to fill them all, simultaneously working on novel length multichapter wips. people leave kudos to him on ao3 even before reading the fic. he replies to every comment, and is open to ideas and always credits people. every fandom is dying to have him in a group chat, but sadly he hasn’t have time to be that active in any of them. bill tumblr is basically only his writing, but he also reblog other people’s fics and he loves moodboards, no matter how shitty. he’ll die if you make a moodboard for his fic. and whenever bill posts original writing, everyone is shook.

MIKE HANLON. mike is actually the most internet famous of the losers. he’s a youtuber, he began when was 12 and gained followers pretty quickly. he used to post acoustic covers of his favorite songs but nowadays he mainly just documents his life. he’s the nicest guy ever! truly an unproblematic fave! he does daily vlogs on his side channel, but he’s pretty active on his main as well, posting every thursday and Sunday. he’s always on schedule. he replies to his followers often with the nicest things, and his reactions to hate comments are g o l d e n, they’re those things that people screenshot and get to trend on tumblr and twitter and instagram. one of them even becomes a meme (richie’s fault). mike’s not one for youtube trends, he never wants to write a book or go on tour, but he fully supports those youtubers who do. mike just wants to do what he loves. his channel is super funny, but there are discussions of serious topics like racism.

EDDIE KASPBRARK. eddie is the friendly neighborhood instagram addict. well, he’s not on instragram that much, but he has a large following that he gained almost accidentally. he posts a lot of pretty selfies, he’s the king of taking selfies actually. he has no bad angles. he doesn’t even need filters. he leaves everyone shook. the instagram is 90% of his selfies, actually, and his captions are always long and he’s ranting about this and that. he speaks a lot about gay rights, of course. beverly’s always commenting, adding her insightful thoughts, and she and eddie have full on conversations in the comment section. richie leaves a caps lock comment on every post. eddie blocks him three times a month. stan leaves a purple heart on every post, and eddie replies with a pink one.

RICHIE TOZIER. imagine a world where vine didn’t die because our richie tozier is a viner. his vines are quite absurd. no one really understands his humor, and when they do, they recognize the jokes are quite crappy. but richie has influential friends, like mike hanlon. richie actually has a youtube channel as well, but he mostly just vines since he’s so bad at editing. he appears on mike’s videos a lot, and people are either exhilarated or annoyed. they can’t fathom the fact that richie is friends with so many popular people. they catch on with his friendship with bev when richie takes over bev’s twitter. bev punishes him by posting a lot of unflattering pictures of him, but richie doesn’t mind. he’s also friends with that book nerd kid, ben???? richie starts to make vines where he walks up to ben and asks what’s he reading, and ben will answer something like “fifty shades of grey, but with chickens” even though he’s clearly holding the great gatsby. richie also makes cringy musical.lys. we don’t speak of those.

STANLEY URIS. stan is so lowkey on social media. he has tumblr for the sole reason of reblogging each and every one of bill’s fics, and it’s a joke among bill’s readers. like people will post “managed to reblog bill’s latest drabble before birdboystan!!!!”. stan has a private instagram and he has posted four (4) pictures: a blurry artistic selfie, a photo of a bird’s nest, an inspirational quote and an thing richie tagged him in. he gets follower requests every day, because he’s that guy eddie kaspbrak always replies to. stan never accepts any. he’s only let eddie, and for some reason richie, follow him. but you what is stan’s main place? pinterest. don’t tell me this boy doesn’t have the neatest and most aesthetically pleasing pinterest boards.

#the losers club #it 2017 #it movie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #stan uris #beverly marsh #mike hanlon #bill denbrough #ben hanscom #it #stephen king

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blaineanderxon-blog · 7 years ago

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Let Down Your Hair || An Andertwin Para

Who: Blaine and Mickey Anderson ( @mickeyanders ) What: Anderdad pushes Mickey to the limit When: September 24th, night Where: The Anderson Home Notes: tw jerkface dad

Mickey had it. They swore they did. For just one night they wanted to be left alone. They wanted to lay in their own damn bed, or well, Cooper's bed and they wanted to sleep for a few days. Their lack of sleep was really starting to get to them and of course old Michael wanted to pick a fight. He started simple, making fun of Mickey's hair length, telling them how it looked like an afro. Then moved onto the dress Mickey was wearing. Typically they would just fight back and find themself kicked out of the house for a night but tonight, no. They simply told him they'd get their hair cut right away. It was really all they could muster up as they began panicking. Their feet hurriedly carried them upstairs. They went into their father's bathroom to grab his razor before moving back to Cooper's room. They changed into what their father would call 'men's clothing' before sitting down on the floor in front of the large mirror. They ran the razor along the side of their head once, watching as the locks fell, doing their best not to sob too loud.

Blaine could hear his dad across the hall, basically picking on Mickey. It was so hard to listen to the man who they were supposed to look up to being so mean and heartless toward his own child. No parent should ever act like that, he thought, sitting on his bed and listening quietly. Yeah, Mickey had pushed, no, violently shoved Blaine out of the picture for a while, moved out of their shared room and into Cooper's room across the hall, and they'd been avoiding each other since, but Blaine still felt everything Mickey felt. They shared a twin super power, and it was times like this that Blaine hated it. It was just too hard to be fighting when something like this was happening. Or had happened? He didn't hear anything from the other room anymore. Everything was quiet. Too quiet. Carefully, Blaine got up and tip toed across the room to the door and peeked out. No one. And Cooper's-- Mickey's bedroom door barely open a crack, a weird buzzing sound coming from inside. Checking to see if the coast was clear, he crossed the hall and peeked into the room, his eyes going wide at what he saw. "No, no, Mickey, no," he breathed, forgetting about their fight and rushing into the room.

Mickey was tired of hearing it. Why can't you just act like a boy? Just be a man, Michael. The words often rang through their head. It wasn't as if they didn't understand their father. They wished more than anything that they were a boy, or a girl. That they weren't so confused and upset all the time. But that just wasn't them. Mr. Anderson would have to learn to accept that just like Mickey had. When they heard the door open more and in came Blaine. That was when Mickey broke. They had been about one third done shaving when Blaine entered. They let the razor fall as they instead buried their face against Blaine's shoulder. "I just want to be normal. I just want him to leave me alone." they mumbled against him. "I gotta finish it."

Blaine practically fell to the floor and as Mickey buried their face in his shoulder, he wrapped his arms around them and squeezed. He hated his father more than anyone else right now, and he wasnt sure he would ever be able to forgive him for this. "You are normal. You're wonderful and beautiful and you're perfect how you are," he said, choking up more than he wanted to. "If he can't see that, then that's his problem. I won't let him hurt you like this." Blaine didn't want to let go of his twin, half afraid he wouldn't get this again, and half afraid of what he knew Mickey was going to have to finish.

Mickey shook their head. "I can't be. I mean why is everyone just so awful about it, you know? They act like I'm choosing this. I'm not I'm just so over it and....and I just want people to leave me alone." Mickey whimpered honestly as he stayed curled against Blaine for a long moment before finally sitting back and rubbing harshly at their eyes. "It's...it's too late. I don't even care anymore I just gotta." they sighed glancing back into the mirror, pushing back the rest of their curls. "Well I can't pull off a half shaved head." they admitted quietly before letting out another sob as they stared in the mirror. They always knew their hair had meant a lot to them, but they supposed they didn't realize just how ugly they'd feel without it at all.

Blaine frowned. "They just don't understand. To them, still... 1856 and boys can't like the color pink. Or other boys. And girls aren't allowed to do anything but have babies. And there isn't nothing in between," he said, not really sure where he'd been going with that. "You are you. And you can pull off a shaved head. Dramatize your eyebrows and wear bright lip stuff..." Honestly he didn't think Mickey would go for that, the way things were going at the moment, but an idea dawned on him. "I can do it too," he offered, his eyes serious.

Mickey shook their head. "I...I guess but there's still gay marriage Blaine. There's still gay pride parades. I feel like absolutely nothing has been done for trans people. I just.." the whispered and shook their head. "I feel defeated. I feel tired of fighting. Of fighting about everything." they whispered with a sniffle as they looked at themself in the mirror, then Blaine. “Our brows are bad enough as it is..." they started before stopping as he offered to shave his head too. They had to let out a laugh at that as they looked back at him. "You'd better not. You'd look worse than I'm gonna."

Blaine tried to find something positive to say as a rebuttal, but Mickey had him there. Even if he didn't have his dad's support, he had the support of the government, at least when it came to marriage. And they had a point, that nothing had been done for trans people. They couldn't even use the bathroom that they wanted to in a public place. Blaine was a champion of causes he believed in, standing up to people who wanted to say 'well, this is how it is,' when that wasn't how it should be. He just didn't know how to help with this cause yet. "You're not going to look bad," he retorted, furrowing his eyebrows. You can wear any kind of clothing and rock it, you can rock this hair too. And I'm serious. We're twins. I'll do it if you want me to."

Mickey shook their head as they looked over to Blaine. "No, no. Don't shave. I'll be okay. I mean it's just hair. I know you're right. I know I'll be cute" they sighed and glanced back to the mirror and at their butchered hair. They reached down to take Blaine's hand in their own and hold onto it tightly for a moment. "Let's just...do it and I'll cry myself to sleep and it'll be fine." they shrugged. "And you're going to make me some chicken nuggets, okay, B?" they sniffled as they turned the razor back on with a whimper.

Blaine frowned. It wasn't 'just hair' for Mickey. They loved their hair and Blaine imagined that shaving it off was like a thousand tiny papercuts filled with lemon juice to the heart. He squeezed their hand. "Do you want me to do it for you?" he asked, almost flinching as the razor turned back on. He couldn't believe he'd just asked that, but at the same time he didn't think Mickey could handle it. And he didn't want them to have to either. The chicken nuggets could wait.

Mickey looked over and shook their head. "I can do it." they whispered quietly. "I love you a lot. And...and you and I are done fight okay? For real. I'll move back in and I'll tell you everything and I'll text you fifteen times a day okay? I just...I need you. You're my strength." they whispered to him before taking a deep breath and bringing down the clippers on their head again. Their hands shook a bit but slowly they finished and put it down. They didn't stop crying even as they finished. Instead they looked around at the curls on the floor and whimpered. "God I really do look ugly." they sniffled.

Blaine pressed his lips together. He didn't like that this was how his fight with Mickey had to end. He wished he'd have been there to shut their dad up in the first place. Then Mickey wouldn't be crying and miserable and hating themselves. He stayed there next to them the whole time, watching with sad eyes as their hair slowly fell to the floor. "You're not ugly. Don't say that. You're the most beautiful person I know," he said. "And I don't wanna fight with you anymore either. I miss you." He cleared his throat and glanced away. He needed to be stronger than this right now. "Chicken nuggets."

Mickey leaned against their brother again, resting their shaved head against his shoulder. "I love you." they whispered quietly, looking up to him. "I miss you too. I'm sort of sad I didn't get a chance to have a big dramatic fight with you to make up." they joked softly, pushing their hair back. When he said chicken nuggets they nodded. "I...yeah. Yeah, B. I'm gonna clean this up and shower." they whispered softly after rubbing at their eyes.

Blaine nodded and wrapped his arms around Mickey. "I love you too. Always. I'd offer you the big dramatic fight, but I'm not sure I really want to have to experience your wrath," he tried to joke back. His voice didn't sound funny though, and he hated times like this when he couldn't hold himself together even for the sake of someone as important as Mickey. "Okay," he whispered, letting them out of his grip. "You wanna stay in my room tonight?"

Mickey sighed and looked over to him. "Yeah I'll stay in our room tonight." they replied. "I'm sorry I left you." they whispered, reaching out to rub at his hand before they got up. "I'll meet you back in there in a bit. Thank you. " they promised before sighing as the door shut behind Blaine. They whimpered again and quickly got up to cover the mirror before he finally cleaned up and showered. After they moved right into they and Blaine's room, curling up on his brother's bed. Before Blaine even made it back, they had fallen asleep.

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