#it’s gotta be SQH right? god!System

[touchmycoat]

Scum Villain’s Survival Guide where it’s Shen Jiu as the transmigrator. SJ gets tracked into this “Make The Target Happy!” mission system and is so resentful that at the end of every success he pulls the plug and ruins his target’s life, and it’s not technically against the rules is it? But now he’s gotta go back and right all his wrongs—there’s the demon lord he betrayed and killed, the war hero who thinks he’s an alien agent who betrayed humanity, etc. etc. At the end of the day it’s all about growth—he panics at the thought that he’s responsible for another person’s happiness so he’d rather crush it himself. Righting every wrong involves actually baring a part of himself and it’s mortifying and horrifying to let someone else choose to love him.

[anachronismstellar]

SQH x Original Goods SQQ ;>

ooooooh wait, WAIT I have to think this one

Let's all pretend is not 4 am shhhh

I feel like OG SQQ would be attracted by SQH competence, like a game of cat and mouse or or OH WAIT I KNOW

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The black and white pieces were carefully organized over the wooden board, the game paused as both peak lords took their time to consider the possible strategies. Shen Qingqiu had been the last one to make a move, capturing one of Shang Qinghua's stones, turning it between his fingers as he took the opportunity to observe the An Ding Peak Lord.

He didn't know how they ended up in this situation. If someone asked Shen Qingqiu when he had started observing Shang Qinghua, he had no exact answer. He knew it hadn’t been during their Head Disciple days, then Shang Qinghua had blended so completely against the wall of yellow robes that Shen Qingqiu could barely remember him during his missions. His best bet would be one of the first meetings as peak lords, Yue Qingyuan still trying to organize twelve egotistical cultivators as each of them tried to grab more missions and more resources for their own peak.

Hah, he would have more luck shoving twelve cats in a bag.

But then, the An Ding Peak Lord stood up, slamming a pile of papers so high it had been a miracle it didn’t fall all over their table.

"May I speak, Zhangmen-Shixiong?" Shang Qinghua had asked after a short but respectful bow, flipping his sleeves in a circular motion to wrap them around his arms in a graceful movement. The he proceeded to metaphorically and literally grab all of them by the scruff of their necks, organizing their speaking order, cutting their speeches short with a no nonsense "Thank you" every time they spoke beyond their scheduled time.

"We can stop here for today," Yue Qingyuan said with his brows slightly up, not able to hide his surprise when they finished things before dinner time. "Thank you, Shang-Shidi, for your help."

"Of course, Zhangmen-Shixiong," Shang Qinghua answered, but Shen Qingqiu could see his mind was already somewhere else, rushing to get to the door before anyone else.

Since then he couldn't help but keep an eye on yellow robes passing by, eager to hold the other for a conversation, to pick on his brain.

He blinked, coming back to his bamboo house by the soft sound of rustling silk and jade against wood as Shang Qinghua made his move, holding back a frown.

"Either play properly or leave," Shen Qingqiu said as he took another white stone from the board, putting it a bit too forcefully on his little pile on the table.

"Ah sorry, sorry, Shen-Shixiong, I'm having issues with a special ink shipment, and then Mu-shidi asked for a flower that I know he knows it only grows during winter and it's summer-"

"Stop blabling," he sighed as he looked up, glaring at his ceiling to pray to Heavens for patience. Last time he had lost his temper with Shang-shidi the man had vanished for weeks, leaving Shen Qingqiu without a decent Go player and a bad taste on his mouth. "I have no patience for your mental games today."

And as if by magic the man in front of him transformed, the suck up smile sliding from his face as Shang Qinghua straightened up his posture, the small man growing twice his size as broad shoulders filled his robes properly. "This one apologizes for testing Shen-Shixiong's patience," Then Shang Qinghua slowly twisted his head to the side, cracking his neck followed by a sigh. "I had to spend the morning dealing with Zhangmen-Shixiong, and you know how it is."

Shen Qingqiu let a bitter chuckle escape, sliding his fan open to hide half of his face, knowing full well how good his eyes looked over the painted paper.

"What? Sucking his dick isn't solving the problem?"

The effect was immediate. Shang Qinghua that had decided to take a sip of his tea almost chocked on it, gasping for air for a good minute, face so red one could think he had never written porn in his life.

Oh yes, Shen Qingqiu knew about his little stories too. Shang Qinghua wasn't the only one with spies all over the mountains.

"I- We- It's not-"

"Oh, spare me," Shen Qingqiu scoffed, lazily fanning himself, as he gave one last glance at the board, mourning their forgotten game. Shame, it was so difficult for them to meet up for a match. Of course Yue Qingyuan had to spoil even this for him. "You might be able to lie to those buffoons Wei Qingwei and Liu Qingge, but I have two perfectly functioning eyes. Also, there are so many late night meetings one must attend before it gets excessive."

It was good to see that red suited Shang Qinghua just as much as yellow. And Shen Qingqiu had to use all his will to not laugh as the other peak lord did his best to recompose himself, all in vain.

"My real question is... And I know I will regret the answer," Shen Qinggiu raised his hand to stop the new barrel of excuses so he could finish speaking. "How ih the all realms did that start. Did he offered you a holiday of some kind? Or maybe he wanted to thank you for dealing with Liu Qingge last stunt, Heavens knows you deserve a raise for that."

Again, Shen Qingqiu wasn't expecting a real answer. In fact, he wasn't expecting an answer at all, the way Shang Qinghua was blushing, the An Ding peak lord was about to faint or run away before Shen Qinggiu could snap his fan closed.

What he did get, however, was a muffled string of words, followed by a groan and a whine. Peharps he had hit the mark with one of his hypothesis? Now, things have gotten even more interesting.

"Speak plainly, Shidi, you know I can't stand mumbling."

"He complimented my hands!" Shang Qinghua squaked, his voice so high it had scared the poor birds on the garden.

There was a beat of silence as Shen Qingqiu waited for the rest of the explanation, barking a laugh when nothing came.

"That's it? Is it that easy to make you open your legs?"

"Oh shut up, Shixiong, you say that as if you wouldn't do it too!"

That, was crossing a line.

Shen Qingqiu never had to explain himself or his hatred for Yue Qingyuan to the other peak lord, it was if Shang Qinghua knew somehow that they shared a past. That was another thing that drove them together, the fact that Shang Qinghua was able to keep his mouth shut, even when he could use it for his own gain.

"Shixiong, I'm so sorry I-"

"Do tell," he interrupted what was for sure about to be an emotional moment for both of them, lips pressed thin in a frown, making sure to send his best murder glare to the man in front of him. "What compliment did our steemed Zhangmen-Shixiong could have used to conquer the slippery An Ding Peak Lord?"

He could see Shang Qinghua's brain working a way to escape the situation, his eyes darting left and right, checking all the exists of the small house. He could also see the moment Shang Qinghua had resigned himself to his fate, shrugging and waving his hands, buying himself time before answering:

"He said I had nimble fingers? And then I panicked and asked if he wanted to see how nimb they were or something, I don't remember and then, well, we, uh-"

"Well?"

"W-Well what?"

"How nimb they are?"

It finally clicked, Shang Qinghua's face going from embarassed to surprised, then interessed as he made a point of putting both hands on the table, slowly tapping his fingers on the top of it, the little tease.

"Would Shen-Shinxiong like to find out for himself?"

Shen Qingqiu felt his mouth drying as a shiver went up his spine. He wanted to scream at himself, to throw Shang Qinghua out of his house and hit him with the Go board on his way out, just out of spite.

On the other hand, he couldn't deny that Shang Qinghua was a handsome man when he put on some effort. Specially when he was commanding a room of peak lords, giving orders left and right, so sure of his information and knowledge that they had no other choice but follow.

How would that be...

"Follow me, Shidi," he got up in a measured movement, holding back his excitement as he guided them towards his room. Time to see if not only what those fingers could do, but also to put that smart mouth for better use than fumbling excuses.

And just as he had done many times before, Shang Qinghua surprised him once again, making Shen Qingqiu scare the birds with an entirely other type of screams.

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This got,,,, Insanely long holy shit.

Also, it's kinda a continuation of the SQH/YQY ask?? dshiufhdsuifhui

I hope you liked!!! Thank you for the ask it was a blast to write it!!! :DDDD

[patheticpeoplesupreme]

Imagining that realm looking like Mementos and each level has a different peak lord shadow they have to face

I’ll be honest, I can’t remember all of the peak lords, apparently there’s like 12Idk, let me know if I’m wrong

Anyway, I’m not sure how each of the peak lord’s shadow would be like

I imagine Yqy would be related to his background as a slave with SJ. Shadow Yqy still in chains from his neck to his sword and a cognitive sj burning in a cage while shadow yqy keeps trying to break the lock but it never breaks and their both in pain

Maybe Yqy’s Shizun as a cognition

I like Lqg, but idk what could his shadow be

Idk anything about Mqf or Qqq so, maybe they stay behind

And then there’s the cucumberplane shadows

To everyone surprise, their shadows was put together on the same level

And SY’s Shadow is like an angel, but a creepy looking one, poisonous vines running across his arms. This is referencing how he’s died like more than once

A quarter of SY has long hair, but as they see his right side, it’s cut abruptly short. On the floor of the mementos like realm, there’s strands of hair, broken glass, the sound of a computer whirring

Imagine one of his powers is exploding lmao help

It obviously doesn’t kill the shadow, but it hurts a lot when it goes off. The more it explodes, the more the poisonous vines appear

Cognitive! System takes points and attacks at the transmigratkrs from time to time

As for Binghe: I really liked @sun-and-moon-mushroom reply to the og post

So, please go and read it!! It’s such a cool idea

And then there’s SQH, well, he doesn’t actually think he’s a god, but his shadow takes the form of a heavenly being, with bright golden eyes and floating and always enraged for the way his creations have “sinned” each attack is a punishment by making them live their PIDW deaths (but no one dies) it’s the sensation that counts

I’m really merging p5 and p4 here

But SQH easily denies his true feelings in front of everyone, being a coward

And then, when Shadow SQH is about to deal a deadly blow…..

**leaves off a cliffhanger because I haven’t gotten this far**

**have some imagination/lh /j**

The only way to set everyone free from this cognitive realm is for SQH to gain Author command since it’s a dream, and it’s what they need to believe in, he takes his command and decks Bingge and throws him back to PIDW

And everyone awakens

And SQH is admitted to the Qian Cao peak because throwing lbg takes so much qi

Again, idk what the shadows would actually say, but thinking about the environment and the atmosphere

Gotta be terrifying to see the logistics cowardly ‘faints to get outta horrible situations’ guy admit he’s the creator and he can destroy you whenever lmao

Projecting:

SQH being a persona fan and liking the p4 set up so much he writes a wife plot where LBH meets his shadow and the truth of his feelings

He clearly regrets it when the the peak lords get trapped in a place that is persona—esq

Unluckily, SQQ has never played persona so he’s kinda useless with his knowledge here

[winepresswrath]

You know, I actually like Bingqiu and yet I feel like SVSSS may be the one MXTX novel where the main couple weren't born for each other, because I increasingly feel like SQQ and SQH are Meant To Be. LBH is just SQH's power fantasy and SQQ is a rich young master with zero emotional self awareness who is mean to SQH. I'm not saying that SQH developed the two main male characters based on him his favorite hater, but I'm not not saying that

The reason I cannot fully commit to cumplane is actually Mobei-Jun. I know Binghe would be sad but I also kinda think that he'd be better off long term if SQQ stuck around in his life in a stable but non romantic way (I fully acknowledge that this is me being boring but I've gotta live my truth) whereas picturing Mobei-Jun a life without SQH as his hamster husband makes me want to lie down on the floor a little. God smiled upon him then turned his face away! Also I'm pretty sure that from his perspective I they've been courting for basically their entire adult lives so that would be a series of extremely rude awakenings

this being said, I think you are right about SQQ and SQH being soulmates and basically fucking imagined reflections of each other who also happen to be fully realized people by virtue of either the system or SQH's artistic genius, you decide.