#it’s fucking Ramón we’re talking bout here

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DESMADRE PERSONIFIED | Our one and only pinche menso, pistolero loco, lovable psycho, and personal Jesus, Ramón Arellano Félix

♫ To the tune of Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus bc duh ♫

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Hear ye, hear ye - gather round and bear witness to this demon that I have finally exorcised from my mind, body, and soul. All i have to say is f u c k Adobe Premiere Rush for making me start almost from scratch … not once … no, not twice … but THREE GOTDAMN MF TIMES ughsksmwmduej pinche mas allá de la chingada mierda, por dios

To be honest, if I never hear this song again, I probably won’t be upset not me telling a guaranteed lie, this is a lie and furthermore, if I never see another clip of Manuel Mansalva’s stupidly handsome face again, that would probbb be fine too djdjsjsjsjs not me lying thru my teeth like beyond full blown felony fraudulence, but you take my point mmkay. I even had another long, blathering essay that I was going to assault the interwebs with, like I did with my Benjamin video. It was going to be all about how great the show was at dropping little context clues or hints, as a device for character development in a show that was very much not a character study, which resulted in some surprisingly rich, dynamic side characters like our sweet Tasmanian devil Ramoncito, along with a selection of choice THoT Thurst Thoughts for all my Món sisterwives of the OG Narcos/Nmx Thot congregation. But I’m tired, cranky, and hangry, so I’ll do us all a kindness by making this brief.

But seriously, this concept has been living in my mind, rent-free for months since the first time I saw that legendary scene at Christine’s in S3 a scene which I still maintain is one of the most masterful uses of a song in a tv show in the history of television, whatever fight me that sparked yet another Depeche Mode music kick in a series of about 8 or 9 total Depeche Mode kicks I’ve had in my life, thus far.

Sidebar/update no one asked for: as always, I stan for my main Mr. Mín but making this vid did reignite mi pasión, mi corazón for all things Ramón-related, so might be into a Mon phase over here shhhh don’t tell anyone. And even though tumblr has giffed the shit out of every possible scene he was in, I’m prob gonna gif the shit out of him too anyway, so do prepare. But have no fear fellow Min stans I know all -12 of you were clutching your pearls aghast that you may be deprived of all of my Min/Min-adjacent/Alfonso content sksksksk I have some exciting Carlos Calles Aqui en La Tierra gifs that are guaranteed to make Tumblr and perhaps the internet collectively bust a nut so

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