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I am not but a scared dog in a world of fireworks

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Paid Readings Info!! - zzencat

-> Last updated: October, 2024 PST

Confidential + Personal + Raw + Clarification + Advice + Some readings may include potential 18+ material

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Teddy Opening: Hey guys!! So this is everything you need to know for personal paid readings. Why pay? You will help in supporting me in my daily life and I hope to support you in yours with guidance, reflection, advice, help with your introspection, and whatever else 😎👍

*** About Language: English is the primary language I’ll be using. This includes some English slang, abbreviations, or curse words. If you need clarification on anything or help understanding what I mean, PLEASE DON’T EVER HESITATE TO ASK 😎👍 Ask and I’ll be happy to help you understand in any way that I can. No, you’re not a burden or a bother. You can count on me. No judgment whatsoever. (If you struggle with English and you’re worried about how your English, it’s 999999% fine with me. I’ve had many clients whose first language was not English. We’ll work it out, I promise. My parents don’t speak English as their first language either, so I grew up learning how to communicate to where you can understand.)

• My readings are sent through email or Tumblr DM, and are in the form of PDFs from Google Docs (unless the answers in the readings are shorter than a page or 2; then I’ll send the answers directly through dm or email.)

• Regular paid readings take 1-7 days maximum to complete upon payment. For Packages, please allow up to 7-8 days max. I will be transparent with you about how much time and how much I’ve finished for any reading.

1) First and foremost, you HAVE to be a follower of my blog and you have to have seen my readings before.

Why? Because I need you to be familiar with how I do my readings—which include of bullet points, hella commentary and extra notes from the Teddy + spirit team pov (which can be funny, helpful, or both), some slang, cursing, and letting my spirit team ramble. A lot of the info is blunt and very no bullshit. (Bear w/ me; I got the Queen of Swords on my spirit team lmfao 😂) My readings could get a bit long, thorough, and maybe overly detailed, varying from the info I receive. My body serves as a host for my Spirit guides, and connecting with Spirits :)

Make sure you read through my Quick Starters Post (it’s pretty short n simple). Keep in mind that tarot readings are a tool for clarity, and not an all seeing eye. Everything is susceptible to change. Time is fluid, and nothing is fixed. The readings are based on your energy now.

***When to request? You can request at any time. (I’m in the PST timezone so if I don’t respond to you, that’s because I’m sleeping or doing summer hw. I always respond within 24 hours tho!)

Where + How?: You can dm me on Tumblr or email me ( teddiebearrr69@gmail.com), and state the reading number that you’d like. Your reading will be received within 7 days (unless some issue comes up, then I’ll let you know. If it’s late, no later than an extra day.) and I’ll send you the PayPal link where the money will go through. You will choose 3 photos out of a pile of 9 (that I have chosen for you.) The decks I frequently use: Everyday Witch (primary), Tarot of Sexual Magic, RWS (circular edition)! Oracle cards will be pulled if I need more info, advice, or further clarification.

***ALSO IMPORTANT, if you’d like me to do readings for you, please leave your door OR window open at any point of our session (for at least a couple of hours.) You may close when you’ve received your reading. This helps me connect with your Spirit team better :)

Readings I do are belowowowow👇

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• • • • • Readings (for now) • • • • •

Reading #1 (and also my most requested reading):

(*For Singles*) Future Spouse (with optional brief 18+ section) | $8 USD

Note: This is different from final spouse bc I can’t say whether you will or won’t face divorce/separation 😅). However, I can give you a vibe of where it’s headed. (Prepare yourself!!)

HEAVY DISCLAIMER: We will take a look into your past and your future lover’s past to see if there should be any trauma to be worked on. This means we will potentially cross very private and vulnerable information on both yours and your lover’s side.

↳ We will cover:

• their current energy now—if you met now vs when you meet later.

• positive and negative aspects of this person/relationship, and how this can develop (pos or neg.) over time (with examples. Like I said, these readings will be similar to the ones I have posted but a lot more in depth and personalized.)

• rockiness and toxicity within the relationship; what to expect while dating; how you both can help improve the relationship; a look into their past selves (relationship, hardships, IF THEY ALLOW THIS INFO TO BE TOLD, but I will try to reason with them.)

• things they need to work on before and after meeting you + what you can do to prepare for this person coming in

• how will you recognize them + how they will recognize you

• their possible occupations at the moment and later — basically where they’re at in life ( + emotionally)

• overall advice for both you + future spouse

🔓 $2.44 USD to unlock: a brief, general overview of sexual relationship + potential kinks. there will be a small deal of vulgar language and graphic descriptions. BUT the 18+ section here is not as detailed as #2.

***PLEASE KEEP IN MIND !!!!! that I will give you “warnings” here and there, and will be transparent if their inner child or spirit guides do not want me discussing some issues/does not want me going in depth.

This is how you’ll get an idea or hint on what they might be secretive about, and personally, this isn’t a good sign, especially if they’re likely to hide mistakes. I would advise you pay attention to these *cryptic* areas, because those are where the bigger problems are at. Yes, some are insecure about it, but that just means they have some work to do. The more open they are about their past, the better. It shows maturity and a desire for growth, and that they won’t hide if they’ve messed up somewhere. That’s a good sign to me.

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Reading #2:

(18+) What does your sexual relationship say about your overall relationship? - Next Partner/Final Spouse | $7 USD

↳ We will uncover:

• Your person’s 18+ thoughts/fantasies from your first meeting/impression to developing friendship to newly dating stage.

• What will lead to your first time with them, feelings + emotions on their side, what will happen during the act?

• Their feelings/overall sex life mood when you’re both comfortable with each other (including yours!) Stagnancy? Contentment? Needs more spice? Sexual conflicts?

• Their kinks!!! Graphic imagery and descriptions, but not at a smut novel level haha (maybe tho…depends on the cards and context)

• Fears and how to improve the relationship, where it could go wrong

• Honestly this reading could get suuuper thorough real quick- hopefully your partner gives me permission to pry heheh 🙂‍↕️

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Reading #3:

(18+) What Your Sexual Energy Says About Your Past + How To Achieve Peace in Your Life | $7.44 USD

↳ We will uncover:

Intrusive-ish reading to an extent. It shouldn’t be too bad (I hope...) But there’s no need to be embarrassed! (I used to write smut lmfao)

This is where I will do a regular card reading for you to see where you are, mainly relying on my Sexual Magic deck (which is cleansed before each reading.)

• your desires/hidden fantasies (now + possibly future) and potentially why you have them

This reading lets us know where you are in your life, what blockages or concerns your subconscious is facing and how this affects your daily life and even future.

Note: I personally like doing sexual readings and they come out very accurately since my sacral chakra and sensuality is so essential to me as…well, me hahaha. My highest good keeps me in high sexual energy, which is probably why I connect to the Tarot of Sexual Magic deck so well :)

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Reading #4:

“I’m Still Feeling Stuck. Where Did This Come From? What can I do about it?” (95% Trauma based.) | $6 USD

↳ We will uncover:

If you‘ve seen my reading on stagnancy or reading on little things to uplift your life, this will be pretty the same BUT more in depth and in accordance to your energy. It’ll be personalized to you 🤗

advice!!

I think the messages do need to be taken seriously so if you learn a bit about yourself in this reading, I’d be seriously happy.

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Reading #5:

Wtf happened in my past life? What did I do to deserve this? Can I still turn things around? / Past Life Reading | $7 USD

↳ We will uncover:

One of my favorite concepts ever. We all wonder where we went wrong to go through such hurt in this life. Wtf exactly happened? You and I will unlock what and who you possible were, your occupation(s), family life/relationships, conflicts, romantic relationship(s), potential betrayals, life lessons your soul carried from that life to this one. This can also be read as just a past life reading!!

Approx. 10-12 questions asked about past life during reading

What can you learn from? What can you let go and move on?

Or perhaps…this is your first life? What lessons do you need to learn in this life?

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Reading #6:

A question and some advice (can get pretty deep depending on the person.) | $3 USD/per question. You can ask any question of your choice (read “no questions about” for more info), as many questions as you’d like, but each question is $3 USD., relating to a specific situation or different things.

❌ No questions about: if you and [celebrity] will date 😂😂, altho you can ask about what your compatibility would be! Singular future spouse, warning, or what to look forward to, 18+ questions in your current/future relationship are welcome. No death-related or specific physical + mental illness/disease questions please.

Feel free to reach out for further questions or details, or if you’re confusion as to what you can or can’t ask! And please don’t feel embarrassed (I’ve seen it all fam ✋🥲)

One of my readers,🫀(on feedback), has become a regular and a friend of mine!! She’s asked if it was okay to do an anime character relationship compatibility between her and said character with her personal list of prompts/questions!! Pricing varies based on how many questions there are. | $3 USD / question

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Reading #7:

Warnings in the near future based on your current energy? (within 3 months to a year from now) - $4.44 USD

↳ We will uncover:

• advice, how to see it when it comes, what to look forward to, what’s likely to happen?

+ $3.22 USD to unlock: Your prediction sounding kinda rough? How can I likely prevent it? Can I change it or do I need to go through this?

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Reading #8

“Okay, be honest. Does this person like me? Do I stand a chance with them? Are they the right person for me?” - $8 USD

↳ We will uncover:

• applies to situationships, potential partners, the person on your mind, secret admirers, unrequited love

• get ready for honesty right here babyyyy (if you buy this reading, ya gotta brace yourself. I’m telling you here and now and when you dm me as well!!)

• things they need to work on before they’re ready for commitment

• How will I know if they’re the one?

• red and green flags about your person

• personalized advice to you

+2 USD to unlock: How do they see me in general?

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Reading #9

(Single or Currently Seeing Romantically) Future Spouse’s Past Life!! - $7 USD

• Refer back to reading #5 about your past life!! Everything there is applied here but about your future spouse this time!

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-> Introducing Packages! :

1) Cat-Sees-All Package - $26

↳ We will uncover:

• reading #1 - future spouse reading (optional brief 18+ section)

• reading #5 + #9 - past life reading on yourself

• overall advice

Disclaimer: these can get heavy realllllly quickly. My future spouse ones are usually extensive and deep anyway (especially since we look into more subconscious and past issues/trauma so I suggest you grab some popcorn. Maybe some tissues too if you need.

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2) LENZ Package - $24 (minors dni)

↳ We will uncover:

• dark, sensitive, mature and potentially triggering material

• this is pretty much a combination of readings #3 + #4, but we tap into your future spouse’s/lover’s sexual energy/preferences/lifestyle as well yours through kinks!!

• figuring out significant events in yours and their childhood and if trauma has played a role on your daily life and theirs; AND both yours + their individual feelings/energy/view towards and of sex (including deep rooted trauma)

• how sex preferences heal their inner child + how your sex preferences heal yours

• how do they seek this in daily, normal behavior and communication with others + how do you seek it? how does this seep into your daily lives?

• overall advice

🔓 + 2 USD to unlock: Will you be able to heal your wounds together through sex? What is it about you that attracts your partner, personality and sex-wise?

Disclaimer: this is also a really deep reading that includes psychological factors and sensitive topics, so if you’re an empath or are sensitive to this material in general, you might wanna take a couple breathers and come back. It can get pretty dark and negative as well, so I recommend that you don’t get to your reading until the end of the day or when you’re certain nothing can ruin your day.

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3) Custom Package!!

• here, you’ll be able to create you own list of questions (within the boundaries ofc- rmr, nothing about death, illness, politics, etc.) | $3 per question

this is catered towards those who have very specific questions they want answered, anything they’re curious about that hasn’t been answered in the “we will uncover” section of the readings! This allows for modifications or adjustments to be made in order to create the best list of questions well suited for you 😎👍

Ex) 5 questions = $15 USD

7 q’s = $21 USD, etc., etc….

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-more coming soon…brr brrr

**Constructive feedback is heavily encouraged so pls lemme know how it was for you, how it resonated, however many paragraphs you’d like. I’m happy to talk about it w you!! No judgment here.

- Teddy :)

[babyyweebbitch]

Heyaa! I really like the way you write , please keep it up , you're great 😃👍 I have a little request : So how would they react if their S.O got hit by a car (she survives but she's still bedridden ) for Hanzo Hasashi, Kuai Liang, Bi Han, Kabal and whom you desire from the Mortal Kombat cast! You can ignore it if it makes you uncomfortable , I understand. I just really wanna take my mond off of everything XDD not the way I imagined it celebrate my birthday but ut could have been way worse. Thank you regardless! ❤️

hello! thank u for your request and i’m glad ur doing okay! these are gonna be separate little drabble so 🧍🏾‍♀️ get some popcorn (or tissue???) kabals is longer 🧍🏾‍♀️ this took a bit because i’m ✨stressed out✨

trigger warning : injury, slight angst (???), blood,

𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚣𝚘 𝙷.

“example” — Hanzo speaking

you were waiting at the side walk on your way to the grocery store from your doctors appointment, and as the light turned green you started to walk across, then that’s when your day went bad…. a car hit you from the side — it looked as if it was speeding which it was. the car stopped for a few seconds then sped off a hit and run. almost everyone who was around you at that time ran over to check if you were okay and when you didn’t respond 911 was called immediately.

after a few hours you woke up in a hospital bed and when you tried to move your arm you cried out in pain which alerted the man sitting next to you

“hey! hey hey, no! do not move — you are in the hospital my dear” hanzo spoke as he rushed to place your arm back down but very gently. you whined in pain as you looked over at him

“what …. happened….?” you asked as he sat down and gently petted your head. he was normally always gentle with you but now he was so gentle he never thought it was possible

“the doctors and a few others told me a car had hit you while you were walking…. the doctor told me you were passed out when they got there so they took you to the hospital immediately. they also said you have a broken arm, three broken ribs and a concussion. but you should be able to go home when you’re able to move around a bit” he spoke, his voice was so soft. you took in all this information

“and the person who hit me…? where are they?”

“a kind gentleman told me that the person drove off almost immediately….” his soft voice turned into anger now, he was making a fist with his free hand “when i find them…. they will pay for hurting my wife”

“hanzo….”

“my apologies, Watashi no hikari… but he will not get away with hurting you. please forgive me”

you had no energy to argue with him right now, so you just nodded and fell back to sleep. hanzo never left your side and when it was time for you to go home he was there by your side all hours of the day. he was so paranoid that the medication that was given to you didn’t work somehow and that you’d feel all the pain of your broken bones, even tho you say that you’re fine. whenever he had to leave he always makes sure someone is at the house with you and taking care of you until you are 100% again

𝙺𝚞𝚊𝚒 𝙻.

“example” — Kuai speaking

you and Kuai were having a nice day, this was one of his days off so he decided to go into the city with you. he never likes going into the city mainly because it was crowded and he isn’t that big of a fan of crowded spaces. throughout the day was you and him trying different sweet treats at the mall and then you had lunch at a small restaurant a very nice old man and his daughter owned. the food was amazing and now it was time to do another activity.

kuai had told you to start walking ahead as he paid and that he would catch up to you. as you started to walk across the side walk to the other side of the road a drunk driver had hit you, pretty hard too. you went unconscious almost immediately and was sent flying to the other side of the street. the driver tried to drive away but a crowd of people stopped him and started hitting his car.

kuai heard the noise of people yelling and stuff and he looked out the window to see what was happening. he saw a crowd of people at a car and another crowd in the middle of the intersection, someone had moved out the way a bit and he was able to see you laying on the floor and bleeding. he panicked and quickly ran out the restaurant to run towards you

he pushed a few people out the way to see what was going on and when he saw you laying there in the middle, bleeding and unconscious he panicked thinking you were dead. after a few hours you woke up in the hospital bed and you looked around to see what was around you, then you saw Kuai pacing back and forth, he seemed to have not noticed you woke up yet so you announced it

“kuai….?” you spoke, your voice seemingly brought him back to earth and he quickly rushed towards you

“huā! oh thank god you’re okay! i was worried” he sat down in the chair next to you and he gently placed his hand on your head and gently rubbed your forehead

“i have… no idea what happened….”

“some drunk idiot hit you — some people said you went unconscious immediately because of how hard he hit you. you have a broken leg, arm, a few broken ribs and a concussion”

he watched as you nodded and took in this information. after a few seconds he watched you fall back to sleep and he stood up to gently place a kiss on your forehead. he’ll wait until you’re able to go back home to take care of the drunk man.

about a week later you were able to go home with Kuai. he was around you almost all the time until you were fully healed or unless he was gone taking care of his work. he treated you like glass that was easily breakable with the slightest touch. once your leg has healed up he knew you were able to walk around more so he excused himself to take care of the drunk man who hit you — let’s not talk about that tho 😁

𝙱𝚒 𝙷.

“example” — bi han speaking

“example” — shadow speaking

you were out buying stuff for the house while Bi Han was sitting at home waiting for you to get home. he was worried about you leaving into the city all by yourself, but you said you would be okay by yourself. he started pacing back and forth thinking you were supposed to be back by now

“maybe we can go stalk her? follow her around to make sure she is okay?” bi hans shadow suggested from the couch

“shut up — she would kill us again.. she said she can handle herself so i trust her” he wanted to go follow you more than anything to be honest…. he wanted to make sure you were safe

“she is our wife though…. we have to protect her” after shadow said that Bi han immediately ran out the door to go find you. you were walking down the sidewalk so calmly like you were trying to figure out what store to go to.

bi han was peeping from around a corner. as you were crossing the street a car hit you from the side and the car immediately stopped causing the tires to screech. it’s almost like the world was in slow motion when you got hit, he rushed over to you and saw that you were still awake just had a broken arm and few scrapes from rolling on the floor a bit. he checked on you and then went to go give the person who hit you a ear full. the only thing that stopped him from getting violent was you begging him not to

“honey please! i wasnt looking when i was crossing the sidewalk — it’s more my fault than theirs!” you said as you stood up and dusted yourself off with your good arm. you had a pretty good pain tolerance, you’ve broken a lot of bones as a kid from being stupid or something so you barely even reacted to your arm being broken this time. you grabbed Bi han and had a chat with the person. you actually weren’t mad and said that they didn’t have to worry about anything. after your conversation you and Bi han walked to the nearby hospital

“we should have killed them!” shadow said as he walked beside you, staring at your injuries

“and if you did i would have killed you both. like i said, it was more my fault than theirs”

“but still! they hurt you!”

“let it go, they were obviously apologetic so shut it” you opened the door to the hospital and went to go tell the doctors what happened and that your arm is broken. the saw you immediately and took you back to clean out your injuries and take care of your arm. after about an hour or two you were able to go with Bi han

“we are not letting you leave the house again” he said making it sound like a joke but he really meant it…

𝙺𝚊𝚋𝚊𝚕

“example” — kabal speaking

you and kabal were walking home together and he saw a weapons shop with a window display that was showing knives. he has a knife collection at home and he saw a knife he’s been looking at for so long

“hey baby — i’m gonna go try and get this knife you go find a restaurant for us to eat at” he said, he recently did a job where he got a lot of money so he was treating the both of you that day, you nodded and he went into the shop to talk to the owner about the knife. you went to walk to the restaurant you’ve wanted to go to for so long. you started to walk across the side walk with a happy face

after a few seconds of walking a car hit you from the side, you rolled a bit and the car hit a tree across the street, then followed two cop cars, one stopped beside you and the other went to the person who hit you. the guy was arrested and two of the cops came to take care of you, you were hit so hard that you went unconscious almost immediately,

kabal came out and saw the scene, when he saw you on the floor unresponsive he panicked and ran towards you, asking the cop what happened. one of the cops tried to calm him down as the paramedics came, put you on the stretcher and tried to give you medical attention

“sir, we can’t have any civilians in the truck, we will try everything we can to save her” a cop told him

“s…. ‘save her’ is she dead?! the fuck do you mean save her?!”

“she is unresponsive, from what i could tell her heart beat was very slow. there are chances she might not survive, there are chances she will. we have to leave that to the doctors. you can follow us in your car or we can give you a ride there”

kabal just ran to the car and started it, he was so scared he was going to lose you, he felt his heart beating so fast and hard it felt like it was going 500 miles per hour. he followed the ambulance truck and was panicking the entire way there

about a few hours passed and kabal was waiting in the waiting room, pacing back and forth waiting for a doctor to come and tell him that you were okay. a nurse finally did come out

“okay… so, she’s okay. she’s responsive, she’s breathing and we were able to save her. she’s is going in and out a little bit because of the medication we had to give her but she’s okay. her heart did stop for about two or three minutes in the truck but we were able to bring her back” the nurse said, kabal let out a sigh of relief and sat down “you can go and see her in room 90, just beware she will fall asleep and wake up in the middle of a conversation for about a few hours”

he made his way to your room and he saw you tiredly wave to him with one hand before it plopped back down to the bed

“h-helloooooo…..~” you were so out of it kabal had to hold back his chuckle as he went to go sit beside your bed and gently rubbed your un-injured hand “i…. am soooooo….. fuckin high….” you said before giggling a bit before your head went back on your pillow

“yeah? i’m gonna have to ask the doctors to give me what you’re having” he joked just to make the situation a little better

“he…hehehe….haaahaaa *inhale* ooo…. ah….” and with that you fell asleep. he chuckled and he stayed with you until you woke back up again. every conversation you had each time you woke up was about something completely different each time. one conversation was about rainbows, the other was about a random bird you saw out the window, another one was about taxes.

kabal REALLY wants what the doctors gave you now