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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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Jerma releasing the bees

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this whole 'not being able to afford to eat' thing is getting old fast. im getting maybe 700 calories a day. im barely functional at work. its not good. i slept most of yesterday because i have no energy.

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Imagine living with so much hate for such a tiny group of people. So unserious. Find an actual hobby.

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Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

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(these are the ONLY options, you cannot choose another via comments. sorry but I do make the rules)

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Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today

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You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.

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Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops

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i'm making a collection

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everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks